>Hello Anon, I'm glad you could make it to the restaurant.>Feel free to choose from the menu. I think I'll go with the classic pork steak this time.>...why are you looking at me like that, Anon? Yes, I'll be ordering pork steak and I intend to enjoy it.>You expected us to be the herbivores because that's what the ponies of your world are like? You thought eating meat was taboo here?>Well, I must dispel your preconception. We are omnivores, meaning we eat both plants and meat. >How do you think Equestria not only survived for so long, but became the most advanced and civilized nation in the world? It would be a tremendously inefficient and wasteful if we limited ourselves to only plant-based food. No, of course, our ancestors hunted and ate wild animals.>Besides, you saw the pigs on Applejack's farm, what did you think Apples keep them for?>While it's true that some ponies, like Fluttershy, prefer to keep to a herbivorous diet, that's not the case for the majority of ponykind. >Meat contains protein, iodine, zinc, and other nutrients useful for our development. And since we are the dominant species, and one of the small group of sapient species on the planet, it makes evolutionary sense for us to prey on less advanced animals.>And there are official hunting guidelines and practices to make sure animals experience a quick, painless death, free of suffering. So I do not really see why we would be massively herbivorous aside from your preconceived notions.>So Anon, anything you want to order?
>>41841472Sounds like you're just a changeling, it's alright. A changeling is fine too.
>>41841472Stealth tamers thread
>>41841486unironically i did read this in the tamers!twilight TTS voice
>>41841486>>41841580https://files.catbox.moe/vo8nxr.wav
>>41841654good funny
>>41841580Holy shit, same.
>>41841654LOL literally read it in my head like this.
>>41841486tamers ponies are vegan
>>41841472>Anon pauses his gnawing to look up at Twilight"Nah, I'm good. Anything you want, Linky?">Linky perks up to look at Twilight from her upside down position and let's Anon's thigh out of her mouth>"I'm fine.">the two promptly go back to eating each other, their flesh regenerating faster than the other can eat>"I'm so sick of you two making a fucking bloody mess all over Ponyville. I'm about to end this ponyboros of you two don't stop!">Linky and Anon move quicker than Twi can react, grabbing her and eating her in mere minutes>the two long-time rivals look at each other>almost lovingly>they jump and begin gnawing on each other once more
>>41841472Astugfirullah, sister.
>>41841472I'll have the tendies! My mare OC Tendie Flair makes the best tendies in Equestria.
Twilight would eat anything she can shove in her mouth
>>41841996yes she would
>"Meat? Why would we have that? Griffons are all vegetarian. We're beyond that. The civilized races of the world stopped eating meat a long time ago. Eating meat is for animals."
>>41842742>Griffonstone>civilized
>>41841472>To the refreshment tent, for a stein of Salmon juice!Hippogriffs at least eat fish, and purple does too.
>>41842849Salmon juice is juice made by Salmons pressing sea fruit.
>>41842742I can't believe of all the Equestrias that probably exist, we ended up in fucking bizarro Equestria, but not bizarro enough that it's obvious on the surface
>>41841654the restaurant background noise is a nice touch, thanks anon
>>41841964I bet she stinks good
>>41843736Only if you want her to
Omnipotent omnivorous Twilight
>>41842849Piggie's hungry enough to eat a horse
>>41841472Why are you acting so fucking defensive, retard, I was just surprised, god damn.
>>41841654Let it be known that this is the post that convinced me to finally watch Tamers
>>41841755unf
>>41841472Eat me instead.
>>41842857Salmon juice is a real substance that people do drink. It is the juice of Salmon meat.
>>41841654>"So long as they are not black."lel
>>41841472
>>41841472>"of course we eat pork stupid">order some beef>"You're sick in the head Anon, cows are basically sentient! You really can't see the difference between a pig and a cow?"
>>41846423I can't see the difference between a pig and the horse sitting across from me
>>41841964skinwalker legs
>>41846423why the fuck is it on the menu then retard
