How do we stop the dashiefag menace?
You have to let them plap Rainbow Dash until they run out of fluids and die. It's the only way.
>>41843961Jokes on you I got Cadance to cast a spell on me to let me fuck endlessly.
>>41844334I'm gonna give that mare a serious talking to. She's gone too far this time.
>>41844343>"THE SEX>"WILL LAST>"FOREVER!~>"AHAHAHAHAHA"I actually fatfingered that tilde but decided it was better to leave it in.
unf dashiefag stop stop
>>41844362>Cadance's villain arc is based on her making all of Equestria love eachother as much as possible>crackships everywhere, orgies as far as the eye can see
>>41843961Are you saying we have to plap the dashiefags? Isn't that gay?
>>41844545N-no? Where did you get that from? I'm saying Rainbow Dash needs to have a nonstop orgy until she's the last one standing. She's allowed to recharge with food and water but the anons aren't.
>>41844549I heard she can make an anon shoot dust in ten seconds flat
>>41844549Oh, yeah? Well, I was able to get Cadence to cast a spell on us and Rainbow Dash that will prevent us from becoming fatigued so now Dashie and her loyal Dashielegends will be able to fuck and fuck and fuck nonstop.>>41844362Unironically what he says.
>>41844569This is terrible. I need you to die while plapping your waifu. It's for the good of us all.
>>41844572Sorry, mate, but you read what I said: Cadence has cast a spell on us that will allow all the Dashlegends and Rainbow Dash herself to go on having sex forever without ever becoming worn out. If you have a problem with that, you'll need to take it up with the love horse.
>>41844576We're going to find a cure for your eternal stamina. This can still be fixed.
>>41844584You will never be able to remove our eternal stamina. There are thousands of us and we will all cum inside Rainbow Dash. We are...inevitable.
>>41843953A simple single succint "I appreciate what you're doing" is enough for all Dashfags to stop their popularity/attentionwhoring and cry in a puddle of satisfaction, accomplishment and being content .
>>41843953It's simple, we, uh, kill the dashfags
>>41844689>giving dashiefags validationDangerous. Too dangerous.
>>41844689You know too much, I'll have to kill you now.
>>41843953Dashiecock. Fight fire with fire.
>>41844689>respondingyou already lost
>>41843953You can't.
There's no hope
>>41843953By stop watching MLP.