What do mares like to talk about?
>>41844515Gossip about stallions
Manestyles. You might not know it because almost all mares keep the same manestyle for their entire lives but they love talking about changing it up.
>>41844515Bat mares like to talk about mangoes.
>>41844523And I’m going to genocide every niggerbat pest before they cause overpopulation with unsupported bat babies.
>Do you get to the Cloud District very often?>Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.
Batzigger as Blade hunting down the bap menace
>>41844515I have no idea but I would listen to cute mares yapping all day long and enjoy it.
>>41844525Show me on the mango where baps hurt you.
>>41844515Mares like to talk about a wide array of subjects. The other day a mare told me how she believed the day, we're all just props dancing along the stage of life. That we're all just feeble souls enchanted by the false promises of life, and that it's almost comedic that some of us still trudge forward even though we only have more struggles to look forward to.She also said her favorite flavor of ice cream was chocolate.
>>41844536maretubers when
>>41844542>a mareOh, so that ginger kirin? She's not very good representation of all mares, Anon. In fact, she isn't even a pony.
>>41844527>does the Storm Call shout while the pegasus fly
>>41844527Bro she would NOT say this
>>41844544Nah, it was this little cutie. She's nice, I like her.
>>41844550Yes she would Bats are considered second class citizens at best
>>41844553She looks quite sad. You need to cuddle her more.
>>41844515>Rising price of apples and cakes>Local timberwolves attacks>Rumors of changeling replacing local ponies >Discussing Rarity's new clothing designs >Trixie's show coming to Ponyville>Which Wonderbolt is the best>Gossip about Zecora >Conspiracy theories that the sun isn't really raised by Celestia
I LOVE MARES!!!
>>41844596>Conspiracy theories that the sun isn't really raised by CelestiaOut in public? My stars, those Ponyville mares really are fearless.
>>41844592God I wish I could
>>41844542Chocolate is not one flavor, there are many different kinds of chocolate. And ice cream makes all of them better.
>>41844638
Background mares all talk like Oblivion NPCs
>>41844686Have you heard about the Seaponies?
>>41844687Nasty little creatures. I avoid them when I can.
>>41844596>>41844606I like the idea that every pony knows Celestia is not actually raising the sun and is just casting an illusion but play along as to not upset her feelings.
>>41844515their list of reasons why you should let them rape you
>>41844840She does such a good job at everything else, it's okay to give her that one.
>>41844517>Manestyles. You might not know it because almost all mares keep the same manestyle for their entire lives but they love talking about changing it up.Imagine holding hooves with your waifu as she natters about a manestyle change that she will never go through withPure bliss
>>41844840did they have an aneurysm when Discord appeared
>>41844841But miss bat, if I let you, it wouldn't be rape?
>>41844515Their boyfriends what the do together with their boyfriends how sex is with their boyfriends how much they want to marry and be impregnated by their boyfriends. This only goes for bat ponies however.
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>>41844515They talk about how much they wish humans were real
>>41844921kek
"Hi""I saw a mudcrab the other day, horrible little creatures"*sniff*"Stop talking!""Goodbye">>41844840What soft (in every sense) fluffypieces they are. If Aryanne usurps power in Equestria, will they also march in formation and sing germanic military songs so as not to offend her feelings?
>>41844515(You)especially behind your back
>>41844840Except we had a scene in Season 4 with Twilight Sparkle trying to do the job (badly) when she had to take over briefly.> https://youtu.be/NylYRs8ALCs
>>41845335Twilight is using the illusion spell too.
>>41844515"bababababababababababababababababababababa"
>>41844921I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS NO PUSSIEEEEEEE
>>41844515I hate this OC and artist. Genocide all bats
>>41846986Nobody asked.
>>41846986Everypony asked.
>>41844515The state of Equestria. The ponies have fallen. Rise all batponies and kirins.
>>41846986Somecreatures asked.
>>41845862>Be Nazeem>You get to the Cloud District very often>You see a Nord approach>You need to put this commoner in his place"Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I say-">Get shouted at by the Nord nigga>Magically teleport to another dimension>Full of pastel ponies>cower and hide in a bush>Ponies lure you out with compliments>give you food, clothes, and a place to stay>Visit Canterlot>Try to get in Celestias good graces>She just laughs gently and ushers you to Ponyville, says to make friends>meet ponies>they're nice>meet a pegasus named Cloud Chaser>oh no, she's hot>fall in love>get married>Have a home in the actual Clouds>live with your new friends and family>You're... finally happy :,)
>>41844921>"Do you cum inside pegasi very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't."
>>41847024>Rise all batponies and kirinsBoth of them should rise up and down on my dick.
>>41844515Anon's hot monkey dick
>>41844635Same.
>>41844686>By Celestia, by Celestia, by Celestia! It's the human! I can't believe it's you! Standing here, next to me!
>>41844515Horses.
>>41848578>Hiya Lyra>Wanna chill in the 'ville?
Apples
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