>tfw no ponywaifuWhy live
That sounds like a you problem. Most people are happy with their waifus. What's stopping you from having one?
>>41844581How do I get a pony waifu
>>41844585Well, who is best pony to you?
>>41844589How'd I know if I can take them out on a date to find out
>>41844594Go to /chag/ and date the mares until you fall in love with one.
>>41844597This does work. I've not usually been a Derpy guy but I talked to her a little and my god, I get it.
>>41844597>>41844600A computer is not a pony waifu>tfw can't cuddle her in bedIt's over, I am off to do a flip
>>41844578You could try dating a girl that's not a pony? The human population is 50% female.
>>41844603You seem to be confusing waifu with wife. You can absolutely cuddle your waifu, it's called a lifesize plush. You just gotta not be a coward and commit.
>>41844604Do human females have hooves
>>41844611They have hands and feet which are much softer
>>41844614Kill yourself
>>41844614How do I acquire a human female
>>41844604They don't have soft warm coats.
>>41844615I came prepared
>>41844616By talking to women and asking them out on a date
>>41844622Sounds dangerous
>>41844626Not really. You lose nothing by just trying. Plus you gain experience in talking to other people and feel more comfortable around women.
>>41844617Cuddling with a girl is warm and soft
>>41844631But Anon.. human females have no tails, or hoovesWhat's the point?
>>41844585Read this fic: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/365626/1/excusesand this comic: https://ponerpics.org/search?q=comic%3Adashing+through+the+snow%2C+coloredCongrats, you're on team Dash.
>Been on the ride for over a decade>Still no waifu
>>41844640Some people just love to ride alone baby. No shame in it.
>>41844640It's over...Goodbye Anons
>>41844585Imagine your favorite pony and how they would interact with you on a daily basis. How you would spend time together and how they would make you feel happy.
>>41844643Oh yeah haha I love being alone. I fucking thrive off of not having a muse or anything to look forward to. Shit is so cash.
>>41844669You may not be some people, and that's okay. I hope you find the right horse for you.
>>41844634True. Instead of tails and a mane they have hair. Sometimes that hair can be soft and even smell nice like fruit or flowers. They might not have hooves by holding hands with a girl still feels nice.
>>41844669There's plenty of gays that'd love to RP as a mare, and keep you company
>>41844622Do not do this it creates oleoresin capsicum
If you can't get a ponywaifu, become the ponywaifu
>>41844667Please send help, this is making me depressed
>>41844669Have you tried doing this? >>41844667Have you read AiE romance stories like this? >>41844636
>>41844678Don't become fillyanon or I'll treat you like a regular filly and make you go to school and get up to nothing inappropriate.
>>41844678Silence, you raging homosexual
>>41844681Why would I read a story about things I want but can't have, wouldn't that just make it worse
>>41844674I promised myself I would never sink that low, no matter how bad things get.>>41844681Yes. I've read more than I can count.
>>41844678The feminine side of the gender spectrum is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
>>41844721Yeah, like ending up part of the 51%
>>41844729That 51% drop to one third after a single attempt. It gets better and most don't repeat afterwards. Plus the majority of attempts fail regardless.
>>41844743Anon... I am sorry to be the one to say this, but you'll never be a real woman (or a mare)
>>41844667That's Tulpashit
>>41844746Is that a bad thing? Cis women get bloody periods, period cramps and mood swings. I don't have to deal with any of those things. Plus the average woman is riddled with ugly tattoos, awful piercings and they destroy their bodies with drugs and alcohol. My body is a monument to the universal concept of femininity. While most modern women reject that very concept entirely.
>resident rot pocket shitting up yet another thread
>>41844758>Is that a bad thing?Yeah, don't bother with copesI am serious. Stop everything regarding that topic, before you end up like someone I know (Who has to cope with self deprecating jokes about being ''like a barbie doll'' down there)You'll never be a woman, just a homosexual on estrogen pills
>>41844761>>41844764Don't want SRS. I think the penis makes it cuter.
>>41844777Don't act smug, troonYou are headed down a path of absolute misery, but go find out for yourself
>>41844777It's a fucking raid. This person has been shit flinging for a week now without posting a single pony. It's clear that they're just shilling their mental illness.
>>41844786
>>41844786Incredibly sad to see a man fall so lowAnime was a mistake
>>41844781
>>41844813
>>41844786>they're*he
>>41844721>>41844758>>41844777>>41844813Can't you guys just ignore socially imposed gender roles? It seems less complicated. Sometimes even "real men" act "feminine".
>>41844849No, thank you.I might be a terminally online shut in that copes about his inceldom with colorful cartoon horses, but even I have self respect
>>41844849Nope. With hrt my skin became softer, my hips became wider and my hair grew longer. Also the best part is having girl boobs I can touch 24/7. Good luck shaving everyday to maintain your femboy facade. My body hair is gone and I don't have to shave anymore.
>>41844832No fuck you I'll call it by it's preferred pronouns if I want to you Gaylord Maximus
>>41844864Yet.. you'll always just be a dude with tits
>>41844864>my hair grew longerSo does everyones when they don't cut it>My body hair is goneSoon your head hair will also be gone due to estrogen induced baldness.
>>41844864You know how women hit the wall? You'll slam into it at mach 9. That's the funniest part, most people psyopped into trooning out are still young and most already look hideous. Now imagine what monstrosities will be created when these hormonally fucked up bodies age.
>>41844880>Soon your head hair will also be gone due to estrogen induced baldness.I hate troonism as much as anybody but male pattern baldness is caused by testosterone, MTF HRT can slow down or reverse it
>>41844897Estrogen-induced baldness is a thing but only for some people. The human body's a weird thing, there's so many different variations that any seemingly universal rule is going to have exceptions all over the place.
>>41844933Interesting, I've never heard about that
>>41844853I don't encourage men to act feminine, maybe I phrased it poorly.I just genuinely wonder what makes some guys think "I don't feel good as a man, I want to become a girl" and I assume traditional gender roles might be to blame.Gee, all of us enjoy a cartoon about colorful ponies. That's rather "unmanly", but do we care? This is just a thing we like. We're still men as we have dicks.
>>41844585Watch the show, experience the fan content and so on. Eventually you will find the one mare.
>>41844604They don't have snowpity nor do they have juicy horsebits and they especially don't have the wondrous mare personality more often than not.
>>41845055>Gee, all of us enjoy a cartoon about colorful ponies. That's rather "unmanly", but do we care? This is just a thing we like. We're still men as we have dicks.Irrelevant, there's nothing girly about watching MLPI am 6'2'', ride bikes, lift weights, got a gfNever have I felt like being femenine>I assume traditional gender roles might be to blame.No, they just have no self-esteem as men because they have not developed their masculinity enough, suggesting they should embrace their femininity is a path into mental illness for most men
>>41845125>they just have no self-esteem as men because they have not developed their masculinity enoughMasculinity is kinda gross to me. I hated having body hair and being forced to shave everyday. I hated my hair not being able to grow past a certain point. After hrt my hair grew longer than ever before and my body became smooth. I tried on makeup and suddenly realized why women like the stuff. Makeup is just fun to use even if nobody see you using it. Seeing your face transform into a cuter version of yourself gave me more personal validation that lifting weights ever did. I had a girlfriend in high school but she never made me feel the things guys make me feel. >there's nothing girly about watching MLPIt's very girly and I'm not ashamed to admit it. You can like something even if it's cute, childish or girly.
>>41845221>Masculinity is kinda gross to me. I hated having body hair and being forced to shave everyday. I hated my hair not being able to grow past a certain point. After hrt my hair grew longer than ever before and my body became smooth. I tried on makeup and suddenly realized why women like the stuff. Makeup is just fun to use even if nobody see you using it. Seeing your face transform into a cuter version of yourself gave me more personal validation that lifting weights ever did. I had a girlfriend in high school but she never made me feel the things guys make me feel.Yeah, you are just queer, but still a manThere's plenty of homosexuals, and drag queens that are into make upDoesn't make you a woman
>>41845255Drag queens and homosexuals still have to put up with male problems like body hair, shaving and not having female fat redistribution. On hrt you gain weight in feminine areas and don't have to try as hard just to maintain a feminine appearance. Most femboys just starve themselves only to look emaciated and they never gain feminine curves regardless. Drag queens still look like men when all the makeup comes off. There's no real change in their face and most wear ugly wigs instead of having naturally long hair. Not sure why people compare us to drag queens and queers when it's only surface level similarities. Taking hrt does make a world of difference.
>>41845278>hello fellow blacks in this black neighborhood, you should also try this new wonderous substance called "crack"
>>41845278>Gryphon detectedNo amount of hormones will change what you are, you are just a highly estrogenized homosexual with narcissistic tendenciesDrop the anime branded bottle pills asap
>>41845318I'm just describing what hrt for me. If you think it sounds appealing then that's a (You) problem not mine. Take the other anon's advice and lift weights and get a girlfriend if you don't like it.
>>41845125OK, I might just be too simple to understand that. To me, at the end of the day, masculinity = pp, femininity = pussy
>>41845624There's exceptions to the rule. A girl isn't feminine if she has a fupa and daddy issues. A guy isn't masculine if he's submissive and breedable. Learning the difference could save you from getting pegged by a Becky.
Why don't all you fags go back to /r9k/ where you belong?Back to the real topic of the thread>>41844585Read romantic fanfiction of the pony you like best. If you don't like one pony best yet, watch the show more often, look at fanworks more, etc. Then when you do, talk with a (good) AI bot of your favorite pony and get into romantic situations with her. Of course, since you're love-starved, you'll like any kind of romantic interaction, but you'll feel different about it if it's your waifu. It's hard to describe, but when you start thinking "why can't she be real" you're pretty much there.
>>41845399No, I will choose the third option, faggot. My waifu.
>>41845866Not /r9k/, these ones are from /co/ I'm pretty sure.
>>41845711>A girl isn't feminine if she has a fupa and daddy issues. A guy isn't masculine if he's submissive and breedable.don't you mean "is less feminine" and "is less masculine"? a butch lesbian who does all her clothes shopping at the lumberjack store is still a woman, and a turbo femboy fagola is still a man, so they'll always have some base level of femininity/masculinity, respectively. it's a spectrum>>41844897>reverse ithow can balding be reversed
>>41846041>how can balding be reversedI would really like to know this too. I don't want to lose any more of my hair.
>>41846062>>41846062RU 58841MixoxidilCastor OilMixed it up in a bottle, apply daily. Make sure to avoid using caps/hats/beanies, ensure you are taking Vitamin D, and Magnesium. Exercise, and sleep correctly.You are welcome. No need to troon out.
>>41846079>gives advice to retain hairgrowth>posts a bald green man
>>41846079>Although minoxidil can slow down and prevent hair loss, the amount of hair regrowth will vary. Minoxidil is not a cure for hair loss.So it's useless.
>>41846089Should have taken action when it was in the early stages>>41846079>RU 58841Literal puberty blocker kekI guess it's fine to apply it topically, unless it gets systemic absorption
>>41846100>Should have taken action when it was in the early stagesWhat action can you take that doesn't have terrible side-effects? I'd like to know because then everybody would do it.
>>41846115Minoxidil seems pretty harmless
>>41846100>I guess it's fine to apply it topically, unless it gets systemic absorptionNo evidence of systematic absorption, hence why the advice was to put into a bottle, and spray >>41846089Not useless at all, its part of the combo. >>41846087>Seething troonNo HRT for my bros, sorry queer. Run elsewhere. No one wants your poison.
>>41846100>>41846089>>41846087https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pram4CRHK6A
>>41846160I don't watch link and run videos. Describe what it is about.
>>41846079I don't wanna be the Chad that spends all day at the gym. I wanna be the autistic goth girl that watches cartoons in bed all day.
>>41846402Kill yourself and hope to be reborn favorably. Put on a name at the very least.
>>41846402>girl failureThat you are.
>>41846402>I wanna be... girl
>>41844578To form bonds with other members of your own species who also appreciate the Magic of Friendship.
>>41846444Yeah but anon is selfish, he only wants bonds with female members who do so. That's why he has none.
>>41846408When we finally meet in Equestria I'll become the slutty goth bat pony I've always dreamed of becoming. In the meantime I must train to become peak goth girl with mommy milkers and girl failure aura.
>>41846450>bat ponyOf fucking course. Fucking degenerates.
>>41846450You won't meet him because I'm spawn camping all troons. You will be abducted and forced to be one of my tranny broodmare slaves. See you there, tranny tease.
>>41844758>>41844849>>41844864You are a mentally ill man with a porn addiction.
>>41846512So am I but I still don't troon out.
>>41846512You just described 80% of /mlp/.
>>41846524I genuinely think the porn addicted, incel, and fetishtards are a vocal minority. Their presence here is overstated. Most people are just here to enjoy ponies, pony ass, and to get away from the larger, shittier fandom.
>>41846446I am AnonI have a gf, we both mock troons and have friends in the fandomNo one here wouldn't be opposed to be your friend (me included) if you were not here speaking favorably about taking HRTYou cannot train to be woman, because you aren't, and you'll never be one. I have met a lot of trans, not a single one acts like a real woman does. You aren't wired the same way, and hormones alone cannot change that. I am being harsh, and direct because I've seen ponybros go down your path before, and now they are no longer around with us.
>>41846512
>>41846450>My goal in life is becoming a woman no Chad wants to dateI've met goth girls, outside the kink of a bunch of kissless virgins, they aren't a good pick to be with long term. Most of them are narcissists, selfish, crude, and controlling. Genuine BPD. Fantasy and reality are very different things. You have a romantized idea of what a woman is, probably due to watching too much anime. Unironically.
>>41844786Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a glimmerfag
>>41846549What gave you the impression I was the troon?
>>41846549>>41846576Where do you even meet girls?
>>41846606Online pony sites, then IRL
>>41846610>Online pony sitesChrist, so they're all the horrible brony types everybody comes to avoid here.
>>41846606Social media (do not bother unless you're a 50/10 gigachad)
>>41846628Who'd have thought the worst kind of medium would be used by the worst kind of people.
>>41846616Huh? I've met all types, there's a lot of loopy chicks, but some are pretty nice, and prettyThe hotter ones tend to be mental though, you've been warned. Last one I met was a Russian chick that likes banging her head against fridge, and listened to a lot emo metal.
>>41846641>I've met all typesSince they don't go to /mlp/ they can only be the "politically safe" and dare I say it "non-critical thinking" types.I know 4chan is shit, but at least one thing most people who go here have in common is we question the status quo.
>>41846665You assume too much. I've met chicks that do come to /mlp/, know more about WW2 history than I do, and will randomly dm you Erika for shit and giggles.They are rarer, yes. But more rare still is finding quasi normie chicks that for some reason know what the /mlp/ cup is, even though they don't get 4chan culture. I even met one once with an Aryanne PFP that didn't even know she is an ironic nazi horse.It's better to just go see for yourself instead of assuming, desu.
>>41846683What do you score on the decile scale, btw?
>>41846694I got no idea.I am nothing special looks wise, women say I look cute, (never have they used the word hot.) but I do allow them a place to have fun, and feel feminine, and that's good enoughYou dont need to be a Chad to hit it off with these chicks, anon.
>>41846715>women say I look cuteSo an 8/10. Of course you'd have no problems.Back to ponies for me.
>>41846728Yeah, I am def not an 8. You can be an ugly motherfucker, question is whether you show enough interest to get her sharing and laughingGo lift some weights, your defeatist attitude is hindering you more than your looks, that's pretty much a guarantee
>>41846736I'm not really looking. I'm so far in shit that literally climbing a mountain would be easier for me than fixing everything about myself before I'd have a chance at dating.I just want some real-life friends, I don't even need an SO.
>>41846745>I just want some real-life friendsGo to a con.
>>41846750Easier said than done if you don't live in America.
>>41846753Save up if you can. If not, online might be your best bet to discover horsefuckers in your area.
>>41846745>I just want some real-life friends, I don't even need an SO.That's not a bad idea, ponycons or the SL pony group seems like your best bets if you want to make some friends from the fandom that might live close to you (assuming you are based in the US, list most Anons here)
>>41846715>You dont need to be a ChadWell since we're all lying today, I'm a multimillionare with 50 mansions and 1000 imported luxury cars. Also I'm the president and my uncle works at Nintendo.
>>41846764New Punch Out game when??
>>41846764It's frustrating how Chads and Chad-lites always ive advice without even realization they get all their success simply because of that fact, and parrot all the bluepill lies.
>>41846764Bruh, go look up vids of ponycons. You'll see the most turbo autistic looking nerds with cute chicks holding hands.
>>41846765It's a launch title for the switch 2 trust the plan>>41846772>just look at my cherrypicked footage bro
>>41846780>Just give up so you can spend the rest of your life coping in the comfort of not having to tryAh, boy. You are not going to be seducing any cute mares in Equestria with that attitude. Better start training now that you can, bro. Your waifu is at stake.
>>41846791>coping in the comfort of not having to tryBelieve me, I have tried. Sometimes giving up is just the correct choice.
>>41846791>I know women don't even look at anything below a 20/10... but just... just try bro
>>41846798>>41846803Drop your waifus namesI want to see with what kind of fags I am dealing with here
>>41846813Such compassion for his fellow man. As expected of Chad.
>>41846813My waifu is ur mom
>>41846819Rarity.>>41846831Trixie.Did I guess right?
>>41846831>>41846834Not even close
>>41846834Nope.
>>41846819>>41846831I told you I wasn't a ChadHowever, I am still going to fuck your waifuImagine if your waifus were to read your posts on 4chan. Absolute dried up horsecunt, instantly
>>41846842I don't care, I accept that my waifu deserves better than me.
>>41846842Incest is wrong
>>41846847GET BETTER YOU ABSOLUTE FAGGOTIMPROVE YOURSELF
The legendary Chad is real? I thought he was a myth spoken in hushed whispers by incels. Chad is too powerful to be influenced by my tranny autism. My estrogen filled brain can't handle his raw male aura. I must flee before I start lifting weights.
>>41846854I am. Like I said, it's a long uphill battle. I'm working on improving my health first and foremost now.
>>41846847What's your opinion on Zebras? I can sniff the type of loser you are from a mile away.
>>41846857There's more than one in this thread
>>41846862My opinion is they're stand-ins for blacks in Equestria...? What are you even trying to get at?
>>41846870That you're a cuck. Are you?
>>41846871If you mean if I'm into cuck porn, then nope.
>>41846879Thank God, there's still hope for you
>>41846879You sure do act like it. Go become worthy of your waifu or a Zigger will. This idea should be more than enough to motivate you.
>>41846884Ziggers don't exist in my Equestria. And like I said, I don't want my waifu to have to settle for me. I'd be fine just being around her.
>>41846892Wow, and here I thought I was the most blackpilled Anon
>>41846892God, you're such a doomfag. You know what? You're right, your waifu does deserve better than you. Have fun babysitting her foals, faggot. Actual loser.
>>41846899It's not blackpilled, it's just being realistic.>>41846901>Actual loserYou just noticed?
bimp
>>41846908
now they can become real https://youtu.be/XgRaUoZKvTk?si=kBmmQ8vsr-Ts9N_S
>>41846847>I accept that my waifu deserves better than me.
Are we done with the faggot off topic shit? Can we talk to OP about his mare wife woes again?
All these r9k chuds make me sad. They all think they got access to some secret understanding of social dynamics everyone else is too blind or blue pilled to see.The reality is that some of us understand female nature, but also understand it cannot be changed as you might aswell go cry and moan about the way the waves crash against the shore. And that the best you can do is to stay positive, and play the cards you've been give because truth is, you don't know shit, and you don't know how far you can make it.A life full of bitterness and hatred is not worth living at all. You guys need to make peace with yourselves, and the world.
>>41848229And some of us made the decision that the unchangeable female nature isn't worth the trouble and chose a different path, which triggers certain normalfags.Both tfw no gf posters and faggot life coaches need to leave.
>>41848253I've been here since 2012, I am not leaving, ever. You do not get to be a voluntary failure, then try to suggest anyone that is not like you, does not belong in this place. (Kek)You certainly don't speak for every Anon here, not even for waifufags.
>>41848229>you don't know shit, and you don't know how far you can make itI do know shit, and I know I never will make it, and in an ideal world, that'd be just fine. I agree with your last point—I'd rather just accept fate.
>>41848229>You guys need to make peace with yourselves, and the world.But I have. If I say I'm not cut out for a relationship, that's not being bitter, that's just facing reality. I don't like it, but I try to live with it and that's what my waifu is for. Yes, it's cope obviously, but it's better than fighting a battle that can't be won.
>>41848014I'm sorry but what? "If I can't have it then neither can you" I'm literally letting my waifu choose someone over me, how is it in any way related?
>>41848260You've been here for three weeks, tops.
>>41848306Cope
>>41844620That only works on monstersyour not a monsteryour just a faggot
>>41848319Dude, I literally have stuff dating back to 2006 on a harddrive somewhere stored away, this is not as much of an own as you think it is.NTA, btw.
>>41848319>saved a picture from somewhere in 2017lmao that sure proves you're a 2012 oldfag, dumbass
>>41848323>I was here for the tempo threads>I was here in the great scruffy war>I was there listening to ghost getting troll calls>I was there for the tulpamancing threadsI've probably been here longer than most of these r9k chuddies
>>41846512>>41844849 here. No, I'm not. I only suggested that not fitting into the male stereotype doesn't mean such person isn't still a man. But it's something that can make someone decide to become a troon.>>41845711>Learning the difference could save you from getting pegged by a Becky.What saves me from getting pegged by anyone is my heterosexual orientation.
All of you monkey fuckers can go impale yourselves on a syphilis infested cactus. Stop treating pone like some consolation prize or second option to disgusting ape holes. I like mares because they are superior in every way possible, you like them because you can't get your precious primate pussy and need to cope. We are not the same. GTFO from my horsefucking board.I'll cum inside all your waifus too, since you are all too impotent, trooned or cucked to do it yourselves.
All mares are based on IRL femoid archetypes, if you cannot seduce said archetype in real life, you cannot seduce your mare of choice in Equestria.Do not cope. Do not hide. Embrace the ultimate redpill. Waifufagging is a blue pilled endevour.
>>41848397Not with that >All mares are based on IRL femoid archetypes,mindset.
>>41848397This should be turned into a challenge. ''Do you love your waifu enough to prove you could seduce her?''If Anon can seduce a woman that matches the archetype of their chosen mare, this is proof of worthiness, and he will be guaranteed to be able to meet her in Equestria.
>>41848397>All mares are based on IRL femoid archetypes, if you cannot seduce said archetype in real life, you cannot seduce your mare of choice in Equestria.baseless claim.>Waifufagging is a blue pilled endevour.I believe it is for those who use it as a substitute for real life relationships. To me they're two seperate things entirely. I recognize the love for my waifu is entirely real but also that, to an extent, this is all fantasy and kind of one sided if you think about it. For me, it's another way for me it enjoy the show and community. I hope to use this love to fuel creative endeavors, connect to likeminded people, and to improve myself. It's the best I can do given that I can't physically be there with her.
>>41848409>baseless claim.Completely based claim, actually. This is the single most fool proof, and unquestionable way to prove waifu worthiness.If you cannot seduce a tomboy, you cannot get with Rainbow DashIf you can't seduce an animal loving shy girl, you cannot get FluttershyIf you can't seduce a honest, hard working farm girl. Forget about AJ.Can't seduce a giggly, happy going party animal with ADHD? Pinkie is out of the questionAre you so crass you cannot seduce a fancy, and elegant woman with the power of conversation? Yeah, you'll never have RarityIf you can't make a nerdy smart chick forget about books while spending time with you, Twilight is a TwigoneThis applies to each, and every single mare in Equestria.
>>41848429Oh yeah according to my headcanon select mares have a taste for human scent.
>>41848429Here's the thing, modern women are multidimensionally fucked in the head by decades of brainwashing, compounded by their predecessors coping with having their lives fucked up by said brainwashingWhile mares may be inspired by feminine archetypes, they have very little in common with your average modern femoid
>>41848429Not reading this. The personalities they present with in the show are the personalities the have, regardless of if they're "based off of" some human personality. Tying them to some human archetype is meaningless, they're ponies living in a pony society, not humans. I don't care for giving them human characteristics beyond sapience or trying to tie them 1:1 with certain psychologically human traits because it invariably turns it shit without fail everytime.
>>41848440That just means the challenge is even more apt, if you can seduce the female archetype of your chosen mare under the current circumstances (Nightmare mode difficulty), then you are guaranteed to be able to be with her in Equestria.
>>41848441I am afraid you've been Mare-filtered
>>41848443>>>/v/
>>41848448Sounds like you don't love your waifu hard enough, git gud
>seduce seduce seduceStill stuck in that meatheaded, normalfag, whore pussy chasing mindset. I don't need to "seduce" a mare with stupid psychological trickery, we will meet and either our actual, real personalities match or they won't. At which point I will befriend another until I find one that does.
>>41848442Modern femoids aren't just more demanding than women have been for the rest of human existence, their desires are actually completely perverseBroadly speaking they want either psychopaths or nu-males, neither category would do well with normal women or mares
>>41848470>>41848471It's Ok, maybe you didn't love your waifu enough
>mares r just liek womyn broReminder that mares built a civilization that most people on this board, with all its flaws, consider better than human civilization.Meanwhile wahmen never did built a single civilization in their existence. When given the opportunity to build one, they bicker between each other like a bunch of retarded chimps (see: that one island experiment).Mares live in a properly egalitarian society at worst or full-blown matriarchy at best, thus being upbringed taking responsibility for their actions, unlike let's not point our fingers and hooves at whom exactly, being encouraged to be lazy and unresponsible by the media and armies of retards Internet-wide.Also in my headcanon (which is better than yours) they're sexually dominant and thus why Equestria is a maretriarchy, a perfectly reasonable one.Also I want to tell my mare "fuck me, Mommy" while she bouncing on my dick, such act being a massive turn-on to her, getting even more aroused by my begging. Women would deem you creepy and consider submissive men to be a massive turn-off unless they're extremely ugly, sexually frustrated ogres with severe daddy issues as a cherry on top. There's a reason that even all the pornwhores in femdom porn are fugly.
>>41848485>Reminder that mares built a civilization that most people on this boardEvery single time anything is actually built in the show, it is done by stallions
>>41848484Imagine thinking you can peer pressure horsefucker autists
>>41848488Source: your ass.
>>41848489don't give it attention.
>>41848489Hey, it's all goodMaybe you didn't love her as much as you thought you did, it's good to be honest with oneself
>>41848485>Also I want to tell my mare "fuck me, Mommy"I am aware, every single r9k chuddie is always a dude with mommy issues, you didn't even need to tell meIt's like you guys are made in a factory, the Mare Schizo NPC
>>41848331The point is this fact makes your behavior even worse. You're literally acting like a normalfag.
>>41848404Agreed. They may possess some of their traits, but they generally lack all the negative traits normally associated with femoid behavior.
>>41848495Hey bro I just think it's hot.Weird how much subby men make you seethe but subby women who goon to exact same shit don't. I believe that women should be equal to men (that's what the show, made by the feminist Lauren Faust ultimately teaches), and thus shouldn't be pampered, they should be upbringed to be accountable for everything they do just like men. Reject double standards, embrace egalitarianism.Of course this is probably useless and the maybe the only way to fix women is Earth getting invaded by ponies and mares CVCKING women en masse. Sex is the primary driver in many womens' lifestyles, holds more true to them than to "da ch00dz".
>>41848507On the contrary, I am living, and breathing proof that one can love mares, get girls, draw hors, and green textI am not a normalfag, I am what peak Mare Schizo performance looks like. It's easy to love a mare when you got no other choice, but to love snowpity when you have no issues seducing IRL women?Now that's true SOVL.
>>41848491This. This is obviously the same clown that was shitting up the board earlier with simping (even admitted to his trolling in >>41842193).Just ignore and go back to talking about real waifus.
>>41848522It appears my superiority has caused some controversy
>>41848515>I believe that women should be equal to menThat's like saying you believe minivans should be able to compete with sports cars at racingFemale reproductive system places a lot of limitations on women's ability to be equal to menObviously treating them like children is counterproductive, particularly outside of a patriarchal paradigm, but expecting women to be generally equal to men is just dumb
>>41848529I do realize that and that's why mares will never not be superior in any way despite not even being physically present on Earth currently. Women are just inherently gimped by nature, unlike mares in my headcanon (and in my headcanon Equestria is where I'll end up in the afterlife, of course) which are able to run shit despite also being pregnant.Did I also mention that mares don't have menstruations (and the horrible-ass mood swings associated with the fact that women need to deal with blood leaking of their cooch every month) and don't hit the wall? Don't think I did.
>>41848550If you can't deal with femoids at their worst (human females), you don't deserve them at their best (mares).No amount of headcanons will allow you to escape. Pony Supremacy is inevitable, soon there be a second large pony renaissance, and pony bros must be prepared.You've been warned
>>41844585You don't choose your waifu, your waifu chooses you.
>>41848590Now tell that to Tavi while she sits on my face. She have decided that I'm a perfect hubby for her because I love classical music and her performance.Again, mares are completely different species, they're magic aliens that live in their own society, not ours. They can allow themselves to be the seductresses and ravishers, no need to stop being yourselves for them.
>>41848517Please stop bullying the incels Mr. Chad. They have a hard enough time being themselves as is. Let them dream of a better life in Equestria where they can have their waifu and the life they fantasized about. Not everyone can be happy in the real world and not everyone is meant to be a Chad, tranny or normie. Sometimes we just have to be ourselves in a way that feels right for us.
>>41848621Succubus archetype detected. This user is likely a troon luring the weak into a lull of comfort that leads to complete and utter spiritual and physical annihilation.>>41848630No, no ponybro will be left behind. I believe in them.Demons begone.
>>41848679
>>41848679>Succubus>troonYou're already lost...Also nice projection, kek. I'm not the one seething that horsefuckers refuse to undergo various humilation rituals to fuck some used pussy so they supposedly could fuck alien mares while failing to refute every single one of my arguments.They're fictional characters, any fantasy about them is viable, just don't be a faggot about yours.
I wanna fuck a pony, yeah they got me crazyI wanna get, with a small pastel horseTell me that it’s weird, but I think you’re just coping,Cause really how could any woman compete?Hooved girls, cause they stand on fourmaking busty women look like literal whoresWhen I find one, things are getting hot and lewdNow baby your pussy juice in my mouth shall pourPerfectly sized, they were made for meYou can take them in your arms, it was meant to beDrop the steed, interbreed, and fulfill my needfor her snowpity, I’m so greedy for that human on ponyThey’re so hot when they’re showing that chest fluffBetter stay clothed if I don’t I might jump to take a huffMind’s a blur of all the things I’d doonce a pony gets me in her hoovesI could be a pet, or dominatetop or bottom any hole what difference does it makeif we fuck and fuck and fuck and go at it all night longis it right cause it don’t feel wrongYeah the ponies got it allfrom the looks the tools and did I mention that they’re adorable?Once you go mare nothing can compareAll the women they just won't dareWomen, don't have something, called snowpityThat can make you twist, and turn, and squirm, at the drop of a hatNow tell me, can your babe do that?I think not cause she’s just a babeand she ain’t got that mare driveCause I give ‘em 30 seconds till she’s out like a lightbut a mare keeps going keep me up all nightJust the thought, has me hot, got a flow, like a waterfallPlay a game of Buck Ball minus the Ballagainst, a wall, do it on the Ponyville fruit stallseven on the Mayor’s desk, in the town hallKeep your women, ponies got me harderWe’ll bang more, and the children, will be betterTell me they’re not real but you got no reasonGet ‘em in my bed, and it’s open seasonMan the thought has got me restlesscould you handle THE estrusThe bed, will rock, the head of my cockspraying seed, deep inside her tight horse pussyHow do their pussies taste, is it sweet or salty?Anon tell me how to make a batch of their sweet honeyOpen up the portal and let me throughcause I wanna fuck a pony baby let me ride you
>>41848807Kek'd, and saved
>>41848679>complete and utter spiritual and physical annihilation.Sounds like trying to build a relationship with a human roastie
>>41848840No, it's not. Twisting and raping your personality just to be able to get pussy is not a spiritual and physical annihilation. You know what is?>I love classical music!>I do too love classical music, Anon! Wanna listen to mine?>Sure thing, Octavia!Now THAT'S a complete spiritual annihilation. It's GENIUNELY HORRIBLE that some people want to JUST BE THEMSEVES. Can you even imagine that? I'm literally shaking right now./s
>>41848856Octavia wouldn't want anything to do with you
>>41848807i dont get it
>>41848679Not sure why guys sperg out about being trans as think it's the worst thing ever. I genuinely think most trans girls pass with just a bit of effort. The giga hons and lolcows are just too autistic to have a sense of esthetic and too lazy to even try.All memes aside the majority of trans girls look like girls after a year or two on hrt:>>>/lgbt/38603543
>>41849060>trans girlsNo such thing. YWNBAW
>>41849060I'll rather take the chad tourist than youplease, leave
>>41848884She wouldn't like the "Chad" for sure. He sounds like a retard.
>>41849060I think it's just because trannies are so eager to spam their photos everywhere and no straight guy wants to see this.
>>41849060>look like girlsYour perception of what a "real girl" looks like is warped by the deluge of tranny pics online and intrinsic bias towards believing someone passes. To someone who doesn't look at hons 12 hours a day and doesn't give a fuck about trannies in general, the difference is clear as day.
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>>41848511Suri Polomare, Spoiled Rich, Trixie...
>>41850337>generally
>>41850341You are going to be abused by a mare, chud.
>>41850350Looking forward to it
>>41844604no hooves
>>41849060A lot pass better than I expected, which is to say I expected none to pass, and that's the best praise you're getting from me.
>>41850596That's honestly all we want to accomplish by being trans. We don't wanna compete with the Stacys of the world. We just wanna feel cute and receive some occasional validation for our efforts.
>>41850747
>>41850747You're cute anon, don't listen to the haters
>>41844604I have no interest in any female that isn't also a ponyfag like myself. She can have her own pony husbando if she wants, but if she doesn't care about ponies it's over before it even started. >>41844622Do retards like you really advocate going to up to strangers and asking them on dates? Like it's 1954 or something?>>41846772Yeah all five women at the con and they're all taken.
>>41844600derpy has been my waifu since season 1, welcome to my world
