>“Our most recent nemesis, Opaline Arcana, has tried to steal everypony’s magic and separate the pony races once again in order to do so.”>“It is clear that the distinct, innate abilities of each race have caused tension among everypony and that this tension will not stop until everypony is made equal.”>“So starting a week from today, everypony will be an alicorn. Be sure to not bump your heads on the cupboards and also make sure you are comfortable with your clothes and bedsheets.”
