>(You) decided to take a walk around Equestria and met Twilight Sparkle >What would you say to her?
>>41845226What's good zigga?
>>41845226Why do you have wings? That upsets me greatly.
>Twilight Sparkle I've heard a great deal about you, I'm autistic and have no friends, please educate me on the principles of friendship.
>>41845226Nothing.I'm one of those "strong, silent types".
>>41845226I'd say nothing and keep walking.
>>41845226Nothing unless she said something to me.I'm still not used to having to avoid members of the opposite sex to avoid getting harassed by police when I get to Equestria.
>>41845226Just a "Nice to see you princess" and a wave will do. I'm not going to run up to her and shout I'm her biggest fan or anything like that, and if I wanted to request something, I'd send her a letter or knock on the library door.
Trick question, I'd imagine all the ways it could go wrong and decide to say nothing.
>>41845226Maybe I’d hand her my CV and ask whether she is hiring.
>>41846705Would you really want to share the servant's quarters with Spike and Owlowiscious?Best bet for a job in ponyville would be on apple acres. Sure, you don't have earth pony magic, but there's just enough technical processes going on there and stuff that can be improved with technical processes that you could make yourself useful. The same could not be said for the mail service since you are not a pegasus, and they already are running a tight ship. Maybe you could get a job working the trains too.
>>41845226Can I kiss you ponut?
>>41845226>I know what you end up doing to Equestria.
>>41846730Spike will rape you if you become her #1 servant
>>41845226Twiggy Piggy! Oink oink oink
>>41845226Punch her in the gut and give a shout out to Trixie.
