>”I’m going to kill myself because my mommy won’t stop raping me. Will you help me do it, Anon? (Don’t tell anypony until after I’m already dead, though.)”
I don't like you very much but I also don't think you should die so let's resolve your deep-seated trauma over the next 22 minutes or so. Ideally with a musical number to pad time.
>>41846696“Why not just let me get the police?“
>>41846696Hahaha... Oh yeah? Well it's about to happen again!
>>41846696Sigh. Today is not your day.>unzips dick
>>41846699Somehow, a whole villian character manages to change in these 22 minutes with a musical number. And it works.
>>41846696I'm bringing you to your mom
>>41846696Sure, DT. I mean once you're no longer any good as a villain you're basically dead as far as the show is concerned. Remember, it's along the road, not across the street.
>>41846696If I help you I become murderer, but it's okay.Poisoning? Accident, drug overdose, drowning, intoxication or suffocation... Or a good planning, one bullet in plain sight, you will not feel a thing and your death will remain a mystery.
>>41846804Ingram never loses
Filly, I'm from the suicide hotline!>Lyra?Let's be direct. What death do you prefer?>death is death, there's differences?I can use lethal doses of magic... But>But what?You will vomit blood, get blind, and feeling every part of yourself being on fire>Better oneA whole bottle of ketamine in IV, you fall asleep>I hate needles.but you..>I don't want this. another one?Explosives.>Why are you dressed as SilverSpoon?Ssh, do you really wanna die?>Yes.Fine. want something original.>Painless but quick.Electrocution, nope. What aabout ...Gas? Got some from Germaneigh.>boredomHuh?>I want you to bore me to death
>>41847008Why is Spoonie wearing Lyras head? What has science done?
>>41847069Lyra in a Spoonsuit. Probably after an accident.
>>41846696You should meet with this little filly called Wind Sprint, DT. She's been getting molested by her stepdad and her mom is fully aware of this and supports it.I think you two could really use each other's support.
>>41846696I would rescue any girl (or boy) from that situation. Hell no I would never allow them to kill themself just because they felt trapped by an abuser. It's not fair that there are kids in the world who have to live like that.But of course I'm still the bad guy just because I'm attracted to them. Fucking bullshit.
>>41846696All bronies should kill themselves. Not like they had any purpose to begin with.
>>41846696No. I'm going to give your mother a stern talking to!
>>41846696Do a Shooting Star Press!
>>41846696>Don't worry you can live with me, you won't have to worry about her raping you anymore.
>>41846696>ctrl + f >rape>0 results>rape
>>41846696Yeah I'll help. We can trade places and your mom can rape me instead.
>>41847167They won't though. Wish harder next time.
>>41847008Did you say gas?
>>41846696>unfold chairI'll watch.
>>41848642Based
