Let's say that you're a human, and you wake up in Equestria. You always had a thing for dragons, and now you can finally meet real dragons. You want a dragon wife and have a family with her, that's alright. It's just that you sit down on a tree outside Ponyville and think about it, there are some questions that pop on your head.>Dragons have a higher body temperature than humans, how are you going to touch them without getting burned off?>If you somehow don't get third degree burns after touching them, how are you supposed to impregnate dragons if human sperm cannot survive in extreme heat?>Dragons lay eggs, so how do you even impregnate eggs?How would you solve this, /mlp/?
>>41847685>Dragons have a higher body temperature than humans, how are you going to touch them without getting burned off?Magic, obviously.>If you somehow don't get third degree burns after touching them, how are you supposed to impregnate dragons if human sperm cannot survive in extreme heat?Magic, obviously!>Dragons lay eggs, so how do you even impregnate eggs?Mag- wait anon do you think that the mating cycle of a reptile is like a fish, where the female lays eggs and then the male sprays sperm all over them? If so that's extremely funny and you should read up on reptilian reproduction.
>>41847685the dragons aren’t always scorching hot or the ground spike walked on would burn up also turn on a fan.>>41847691and this.
Magic can't solve everything.
>>41847800friendship on the other hand…
>Let's say that you're a humanImpossible for me to imagine
>>41847842Twilight we've told you before, this is our website. Ponies aren't allowed, especially autistic ones that can't entertain a hypothetical.
>>41847685>You always had a thing for dragonsBut, I don't.
>>41847685>>Dragons have a higher body temperature than humans, how are you going to touch them without getting burned off?Spike rides twilight all the time with no ill effect. Dragons CAN be hot. >prepregnantKeep trying, obviously.Look, genetically, all that magical-offspring shit is cope. Your genetic lineage has ended. That which comes out of that dragon/pony will have no relation to the endless instinctual line of genetic propagation leading from the first cell tot he end of time. It's a new thing, but not really a new thing, because the magic you used provided the instructions for this particular result. Whatever comes out, it's not your child in the same way, and it doesn't hold the significance which drives your genes to force parental feelings onto you. If you should manage to feel a parental bond, it is a misfire of your imperfect instincts in a scenario which they were not designed for.Maybe you need that. Maybe this science experiment is enough to satisfy you. If that's the case, you could have just adopted, because that's not really different. Even a perfect new human resulting here would be more of a clone than anything, but we're talking about creating a dragon-human hybrid here.And that's without even assuming your sperm had to be altered in order to make it compatible with dragon eggs. If you're letting your freek flag fly to such a degree, you've already given up on your connection to the sacred rite of genetic progression.You're doing it because it's fun. And if that's what counts, it hardly matters if you succeed. Have your fun. that's the answer, and chug fire-resist potion, or don't, and alter your sperm's genetic contribution with magic, or don't. Adopt, or don't. It just doesn't matter.. >eggsI feel like we've been over this. Human women have eggs. We have no particular reason to think these eggs would be receptive to any sperm OR to our human sperm, but we also have no solid reason to think they wouldn't.Cross the bridge when you get there.And go whine at twilight if you must.
>Dragons have a higher body temperature than humans, how are you going to touch them without getting burned off?
>>41847685Go to bed Seth.
Greater minds than we have puzzled this out Anon
>>41848468does he know?
>>41847865Autists can into hypotheticals. It's niggers that can't.>but how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?Hungry.
Then how can twilight touch spike without burning herself? Checkmate OP
>>41847685I love Smolder
>>41849275Twilight isn't black though, she's purple.
>>41847685Dragons are easy mode.
>>41850607Dragons are more powerful than ponies though.
>>41851055Categorically false.
>>41850434There are people who think Twilight is Black. I don't get it.
