>(You) decided to take a walk around Equestria and met Lyra>What would you say to her?Previous pony passer-by: >>41845226Twilight was confused and remained unconscious as you left
If she's like the fandom thinks she is then she'll initiate. If not then I don't think I have the skills necessary to meaningfully discuss her real passion of lyre playing. Best to just walk on by and let whatever happens happen.
>>41847906I'd say nothing and keep walking unless she talks to me first.
>>41847906Who?
>>41847957She's not wearing the sweater, silly.
>>41847906>Grabs her by the neck>Maintains eye contact at all time>Grabs her behind a house and pins her down on top.SSSHHHH, that's a good horsie. Good horsie horsie.>Sticks tongue out and licks her ear, even her eyeballs.Listen you dumb mule. You are a beautiful delicious pristine colored royal unicorn with golden eyes.I want you to hang out with Linky or any other pristine Unicorn.If I catch with BonBon the earth pony that looks like your evil aunt again I'll kill her and then imprison under Zecora's hut till you stop friending mules.*Licks eyeball*Now get out of my sight, pisseyes mule.
>>41847906hi. you have very pretty eyes.
>>41848027Vogel, chad response as always
>>41847906Ur pretty
>>41847930This. Seriously, who the fuck chats up random ponies?
>>41847906hi Lyra!
Hi Lyra
>>41849086meI'm a gregarious guy by nature, the whole reason im going to ponyville is because they don't do this kind of stuff,
>>41848054>>41849059Oh thanks anon! That's very kind of you!>>41849096>>41849113Hey, what's up anon?
>>41849086Anon is a friendly guy with good intentions
>>41847906what are you oooing at?
>>41847906I don't think it would be necessary to say anything, she'd have some many questions for (you), since you're a human and all.
>>41847906I don't say anything, but I make eye contact and flex.
>>41849263She wouldn't even let you talk from all the questions she has
>>41849138>Im a gregarious guyyou collect calendars?
>>41849143Can we have sex?
>>41849143Nothing much, walking around town, feeling for something sweet. How about you? We haven't spoken in ages.
>>41848027>Continues licking her delicious eyeballsPardon me, I thought Linky was a Unicorn due to her coloration(or a pegasus). No, I want Lyra to hang out with Colgate.>A Canterlot WeddingGood, poner. Very good poner.Because if you do not ...While BonBon I will bury her under Zecora's hut and she'll make friends with the nigger ...you know what I will do to you, Lyra, my little pony?I will trap you in the tallest thickest ivory tower that goes above the skies and reaches Cloudsdale from Canterlot ... yes very good... I will level the Canterlot Mountain just so I can have this pillar constructed and then ...I will trap you in it and keep you in it with 6 pristine unicorn stallions to keep you company ... for they too have stupidly fallen in love with earth ponies ... and I will let nature do its course as you breed and spawn numerous beautiful mint-condition unicorns ... mmm yes ... delicious. I will turn you into a breedingmare cause obviously you are not putting your genes to good use. Mint mares must be forced to breed lest the unicorn lineage be muddied by disgusting earth pony genes and we end up with *shudders* a unicorn with a tomato cutie mark , absolutely horrid my dear. Spare me the thought.
