>My daughter wants a human butler to order around and demean. So how much are you worth hmm? 20 bits? I heard Princess Twilight is your official ward so maybe I should ask her, after all she does own a dragon servant.
>>41849447God she's so hot
My contract dictates that my payment is in Big Macs. No not the stallion, it's a food from my world. Twilight's the only pony to be able to successfully pay me so far due to her understanding of interdimensional magic.
>>41849447This is correct, 20 bits per hour, yes. I also ensure security, transport, and more. I'm not a babysitter. I never fail to my task.
I bet her ponut tastes good
>>41849460big macs suck. If it isn't at least a quarter pounder it isn't even worth eating. A double quarter pounder would be ideal though.
>>41849447Let me fuck you in the ass every other day and you've got a deal.
>>41849511What about a double royale with cheese
>>41849447I want your daughter's hoof in marriage.
>>41850248that's fine too but I'm not french
>>41850268That's not French, the French name is دبل تشيز برجر ربع باوند
>>41849447Why do they call you Spoiled Milk anyways?
>>41849447>you have to do anything your employers say
>>41850283>"Double cheeseburger, fourth of a GBP"pretty cheap desu
>>4184944720 bits?I'll have you know I'm at least worth 30 bits!>25 bits?37 bits.>32 bits.34 bits!>35 bits!6 bits!>5 bits and that's... wait what just happened?Deal!>wh-what?? but I was willing to pay...Don't hurt my pride any more miss milk.We've made a deal here.
>>41851024the smell? Imagined
>>41851024There arent grown men who would really rim filly ponut are there?
>>41849460>payment is in Big Macs.>>41849511>>41850248>>41851091>and all that other burger shit"Mr. Anonymous, you ask a heavy price."As I'm sure you know, cows are sentient beings in this world, with the same legal rights as ponies."What you ask constitutes murder, repeated murder to keep you supplied.""But I could make this happen..."
>>41849460>it's a foodAlso; that is a highly questionable statement.
>>41851403You can lie to ponies about that stuff. What're they gonna do, go to McDonalds and read the ingredient list?
>>41851372No, but, thankfully, I'm very in touch with my inner child.
