Post blue spandex shorts girl.Previous Thread: >>42430512
Blessed butt
Rainbow >>>/trash/
>>42437402Amen
>>42438586Who eats a lolipop while chewing gum?
>>42439471Someone with an extreme oral fixation lol
>>42440666*satanic slap*
>>42439471>>42440044>>42440666>>42441111>consecutive singles, dubs, trips and quads
>>42440666I would like to sniff her ass.
>>42442391>films harder
>>42444313what is she thinking about?
>>42444763>sex… makes babies…??
Sometimes I feel like Rainbow Dash. I remember when I went with my family to the Denny's on a road trip. The waiter asked me how I wanted my toast, and I very confidently told him "buttered". My family began to give up on having hopes and dreams for me after that. I was 8 years old.
>>42444763Someone ponify plox
spandex!
>>42446628That's like my favorite clothing material
>>42445685sales & marketing expertkek
>sliding this thread
>>42449387Dash's butt is way too epic and based to slide lmao
New cuteness and hotness have droppedhttps://derpibooru.org/images/3656842
>Welost doing EQG Dash>It's goodHe needs to do more, that's good stuff.
>>42451121agreed
>>42450556>when you keep stealing her panties and then tell her that the school is haunted
>>42450654>>42451121Is this the first time Welost has drawn humans?
>>42452331I believe so, motherfucker is shockingly good at it considering how much /mlp/ either likes or hates his pones.
>>42452331nah, that's like 3rd or 4th time
>>42452845I hope Welost can be convinced to draw some EQG Dash butts cause he's a fat fuckin ass enjoyer himself.
>>42450654Pony-on-Equestria Girl is so strange. At least how this person drew it
>>42453030Yeah I just thought Dash herself looked super cute, the crossover is a little strange
>>42452929he should draw more EQG in general
>>42453667I think people would like him as an artist if he pumped out EQGs, would put an end to the >welostmeme
The spandex shorts were unnecessary, she must have looked like that throughout the entire movie.
>>42454099They're very necessary for an athletic female in case her skirt flies up, and a good idea for any skirt or dress, fortunately for us that means we get to see a nice spandex ass instead of a regular panty.
>>42454183Dash likes to go commando sometimes because the risk excites her
>>42454043there are a few artists who should focus more on EQG: Aer0 Zer0, Welost, Pyropk...
>>42455560True, Aer0 did an EQG Dash as part of a pack and it was amazing.https://imgur.com/a/fyEXhUG
>>42455018>the risk excites herKek, at the very least spandex shorts with no panties would have an amazing cooling effect as she moves.
>>42455769the link is broken
>>42455885Damn, guess based catbox will have to save ithttps://files.catbox.moe/zqqivc.png
>>42455907i'd like to see a full anal nelson from him
>>42456986Based, Dash thinks she's so tough, she needs to be put in a full nelson during intercourse.
>>42454183I always wondered if she wore underwear under her spandex shorts.
>>42457044She probably is, Dash is a lady even though she is a little crude, panty lines are cool.
>>42456318>After Dash rubs herself down with that towel she gives it back to Flutters, who goes homes and schlicks herself to Dash's scent
>>42457078She prolly would
>>42458491Would Dash be a drunkard?
>>42459067Sometimes but not often
Yes
>>42460285love that phat fuckin ass
>>42460285BIG
>>42461099Amazonian big
Aren't girls cutest when they're almost retarded?
>>42461970yes
>>42450654>misgendered dash gets naked to prove she is a femaleany greens like this? I love this scenario
>>42450654not bad, body is hot
>>42461970she isn't
>>42459880would you take advantage?
>>42464243Dash doesn't get taken advantage of, she takes the advantages.
>>42464317even when drunk?
>>42464715She pretends, you're thinking you're fucking the fucker, but the fucker is fucking you.
>>42450654I love ENF is there more?
>>42450654never thought i would find a body type like that hot but here we are
>>42465546Ikr? Welost needs to switch over to humans cause it's hot as shit
>>42465558hope so that flat body is arousing
>>42450654hawt
>>42468896Based Dash, she has bending powers when it comes to cider and pizza
>>42468896>the last pizza bender
>>42471350butt
EQG IS FOR TRANNIESboard is being raided, leave your barbie thread and clean the catalog
>>42472274Their junior volunteer is from the sharty lmao.Go into any eqg character thread and make implications about their past or current sexual history, it'll run into you sooner than later.
>>42472274we'll never leave
>>42472284then who is the one that favours tamers threads?
>>42471350*slap*
>>42474329Imagine how red Dash's as must be from being harassed by guys (in a loving way) at school
>>42474404>Dash allows everyone at school to slap her ass in a friendly manner and she does the same thing to her buddies
>>42475042Based Dash, probably grabs the boy's crotches and asks em if they've been getting any pussy with that thing.
>>42475059>>42475042hot and fits her
>>42477712>bullying the femChad
>>42476989>slosh
>>42479157>tfw it was gallons of a cider baby and Dash was just fucking with us
>>42479206imagine getting this fat from cider
>>42475689Holy fuck! Sauce?
>>42479480I don't know about fat, but it is possible for a woman to have over 3 gallons of liquid in her stomach, and Dash does love her cider.https://files.catbox.moe/dv0ehw.mp4
>>42480221>two 6000ml jugs>3.17gal>basically drinking an entire 24 pack of water in one goHow the fuck is that possible
>>42480221dayum! i once saw a dude drinking ten 0,5l beers back to back but this is next levelwife material
>>42479765Cleaned up ai
Up
>>42480782how is this fic?
>>42480782more abs
>>42480983Damn, it looks straight from the comic.
>>42483840Because it's a lora trained on comics
>>42480983shit is getting uncanny
>>42475689as a genner, i can confirm that this is AI
>>42476989wow
>>42487204She handles balls really well
>>42487204you think she ever forgets to wear spats? she is the ewg with the shortest skir
>>42488613Dash never forgets pieces of her fit, She might be a little rough, but she's actually a beauty queen,
>>42489166thats true but i was thinking that a wardrobe malfunction like that would be hothttps://files.catbox.moe/8d34la.png
>>42489209I always like to hypothesize that a series of wardrobe malfunctions during activity did mandate Dash gets shorts
>>42489246thats in character
>>42490958ass!
>>42491672in spandex
dash with tits or flat?personally? super busty
>>42493327Definitely tits, not comically large, but absolutely something there for grabbing.
>>42493672Based reasonably sized breasts
>>42493672>>42494352is the superior body type, flattie like the welost pic is hot too though
>>42494761True, but I still think he made her look like a bad bitch in spite of the lack of tit
>>42495963>ta-na DashHell yeah
>>42497538>bad ass bitch with a messy roomKek this is so common
wasn't there a greentext about anon trying to slap Rainbows Butt?
>>42498117does anyone have that saved? or can go back to the pervious threads to find it?
bump
>>42498117God I hope so
>>42498762yeah there was. it was a quest of anon waiting till the right time in the movie to slap her ass
>>42498762imagine approaching her in such state, revealing her bare butt and then gently fondling and caressing her buttocks and nothing else
>>42498762>"Anon you swear this for to raise money for a Wondercolts game?"
how do i see the perivous threads?
>>42499292Use Desuarchive
id love to see a story of Anon stealling Rainbows Cloths to dress up like her and pretend to be herand it some how works!
>>42498762Found it! >You are Anon, Master of ass slaps, there hasn’t been a girl at Canterlot high whos ass you have slapped…all but one>Rainbow Danger Daring Dash (you checked the school records that is her actual full fucking name)>you walk out to the soccer field and see her doing some stretches, that big jiggly juicy ass in those shorts was mocking you.>you swore you would smack that ass before the fall formal or you would eat Applejacks boots, (probably taste like feet, dirt, leather and probably apples)>all you needed to do…was think up a plan to smack that athletic booty, can’t just run up and slap it like you do the others, this one….THIS ASS…needed to be special.>one that the other students would talk about for months. About how you, Anon Anderson Ymous, slapped the jiggly ass, of Rainbow Dash.
>>42499409>you are still Anon, and it’s like the universe is playing a cruel joke on you.>you kept trying to think of a creative way to smack Rainbow Dash’s ass…but>during lunch Rainbow and her friends and some, weird purple girl you never saw before bursts in breaking into song, and guess who jumped up onto your table and shook her astronomical ass in your face…“Rainbow Dash…”>you growl think back to that moment, the world gave you a opportunity and you believed you could do better…and the fall formal was coming up soon too!…you needed to think of something, mabye slapping Pinkies big bubble butt would give you a idea.>you saw your target putting up streamers and such, she was turned around unaware of your presence…like a lion you wait for your prey to be vulnerable.>soon pinkie dropped something and bent over to pick it up…you rush in towards her and give her Ass that was exposed (no one was there so you guess she didn’t mind showing her bakery) a huge Smack!“Yikes!”>you quickly run off again to hide away from her, as you ran you heared her giggle and yell out“You got me again Anon! Just you wait one of these days I’m gonna Douge it!”>you always admired that pinkie took your Ass Slapping in good fun…Rarity was a sore loser with an even sorer behind
>>42499413>you are Anon, and tonight is the night.. Fall Formal.>tonight was your last chance to smack that sweeet dashie booty or you would taste a boot..ey..>you got on your best suit and wore your cherished ‘Ass Slapper Top Hat’ and headed on your way to Canterlot High.>your still Anon and In hindsight you really would have rented a Uber instead of walking at there because by the time you got there a bunch of students were stareing down at a huge fucking crater with Sunset ‘don’t touch my flank you pervert’ Shimmer in the middle.(was flank like a pet name she gave her ass checks?)>you noticed rainbow hugging her group of freinds and that purple girl again…you wanted to smack it, but you didn’t want to ruin this tender scene….“Fuck that.”>you rush full force at rainbow dash and her exposed ass, you raise your mighty hand, and bring it down onto the poor blue athletics butt checks.>then…the loudest sound of butt cheeks clapping against one another was heared round the world.“Jesus Fucking Christ how Jiggly is you ass?!”>you yell from the wall you were knock into from the Sonic AssBoom, rainbow turns around and looks you in the eyes“And that was just 1% of my Asses power.”>this shook you to your core…you have slapped the last girls ass…but at the cost of your pride and joy…Your ass slapping top hat had been flung far off into the distance.>and you, Anon…Walk back home…happy you won’t have to eat applejacks boots.>the next day you are still Anon and you had been lieing about going home, you had been waiting at the Canterlot high Statue so you could slap the ass of your true last target…Random Ass Purple Girl, you waited all night like some sort of badass ninja, then feel asleep and woke up with the other girls around the statue.“Hey! Gay Gang!”>you call out the 5 girls“Where the fuck is the purple girl?!”>pinkie simply smiled and pointed to the statue that you run head first into.>you wake up in a strange new world, it was all crystal like, great now where would you find that purple fag-“Excuse me, are you alright?”>you look over to see a pink horse with a tiny tiara on her head with wings and a horn. You cared for none of that, the one thing you noticed was…Her Ass Was Exposed….And unslapped.“…I am Anonymous, and I am here to slap every single one of your ponies Ass Cheeks..but first…where is the Purple One…”>to be continued?!
>>42499418Based ass slapper
>>42499418Noice
>>42500484it be amazing to hear someone voice this
>>42500775great artist
Dosh
Dash painted her nails just for you
>>42503104I've never seen this sozglitch
>>42503104rare eqg that isn't sunset from this dudenot a bad looking dash
Insanely blessed thread for dubs. Rainbow Dash wins again, proof of best girl/pony
>>42503286>not a bad looking dashIkr? I know soz can get a little ridiculous sometimes, but his Dash is so... meaty and squeezable.
>>42499418wonder if someone is gonna do something like this.
>>42504795Rainbow discovering this thread
>>42504813>these guys could worship anyone but chose me
>>42504817rainbow dash just bends over every chance she gets and stages 'accidents' that show over her spandex covered butt
>>42504876The way Dash acts in MMDW, she absolutely would do whatever it takes to have eyes on her, it's like a drug, and her butt is a drug for us, so we just feed off each other.
>>42504899what kind of stuff would she stage?
>>42504795>browsing R34 of herself
>>42505631"Damn..i didn't know i could bend like that"
>>42504903Just little shit when she warms up, big stretches and bends, cartwheeling around, handstands, standing splits to get the guys to watch, not even sexual for her, she just likes us looking when she puts on a show.
>>42506056i can imagine at some point she does something BIG
>>42506084That would be a real tragedy if you and Dash were to collide into each other during a game of soccer and her sweaty spandex ass were to land on your face
>>42506119>"im soooo sorry anon! i just...lost control of the ball, and i landed ass first on your face, oh and i haven't even taken a shower, you must be soooo mad at me man~ oh no now im squirming around cause my ass to be rubbed all over your face~ oh anon arn't i just the worst right now~?"
>>42506147What a bitch, I want an autographed picture of her ass after the game for such negligence.
>"oh anon! im soooo sorry~ i lost control of my super speed when i was running backwards and my ass is stuck in your houses wall~ i can't get out or any-">"well ah can help sugercu-">"NOONEASKEDYOUAJBUZZOFFIMBUSYHAVINGMYASSWORSHIPED!">"aaaaanywaay~ i think ill be suck here for..hmm at least a week...you don't mind doing my homework do you~?"
>>42506174>Dash pussy stuck in my wall for personal use or to fondle her ass when I'm boredWorth the thousands of dollars in property damage
i like to think she does this now daily to anon and she keeps making stuff up and anons just tired of it now..id love to see a greentext on that.
>>42506192Same, I like to Imagine Dash has been Anon's life since kids, as a annoying girl that would break his fucking windows to get him outside to kick the soccer ball with her, and then she grew up really hot, but she still harasses him.
>>42506202>another day...another moment of dashes ass stuck in your roof. wonder what the excuse is this time? Skydiving accident? getting lauched out of a cannon? working on the roof when a chunk of the roof gave out?... you don't really care anymore. you just get the ladder head outside to get to the roof and hear Dashes excuses that made little to no sense.
>>42506220Fucking Dash dude, I'm putting a hitachi magic wand against her spandexussy until the battery dies as punishment for breaking my roof with her fat fucking ass, send her home with wet shorts.
>>42506229(where that gif from?)
>>42506230It's an animation someone made, it's so show accurate, that you'd think Dash were recording herself getting dressed and putting on those beloved shorts.
>>42506235...send link
>>42506324So true, Dash's loyal ass belongs to us... forever.
BUMP
>>42506672Put a baby bump in her
That ass would look great in leather pants
>>42508133So true holy shit.
>>42508769Dash would never do leather because of swamp pussy, bit man she would look good in a set of wetlook leggings instead of regular shorts/leggings
New spandex bra and shorts
>>42510171Nice n sweaty