>tfw human men
>"OMC I want those lips on my clit NOW!"
>>42460044>"Hi Anon!"
>"Built for pony pussy.">"Made for pony pussy."
>>42460044Fake news, that's Mare reaction to pony filly
>"It's only natural~"
>>42460044>Cheerilee when Anon comes to pick his foal up from school (He is a single father and spends his free time being /fit/)
Eqvestria has fallen...
>Sweetie Belle when she realizes that Princess Celestia lets filly fiddlers into Equestria (because she is one herself)
>>42460723>all of our mares love BHC>satyrs will replace us in the birthrates in a few years>stallions seen as 'Workhorses' to PMHM (Pony Mare Human Male) relationshipsEqvestria has fvllen...
>>42460059This image does things to me
>>42461482>shityrs>INCESTyrsStallions will get replaced by mares and human men instead.
>>42461498based extreme sexual dimorphism
>>42460044lol, OP is a fag, news at 11!
>>42461556why are you gay
>"Oh look, what a cutie we have here.">"Come on, don't be shy. Come to Mommy, she'll take you up very very very high where her home is.">"Don't be afraid, my bed is not a cloud, you won't fall. And Mommy will make sure that you won't fall anywhere~">"There, there. Sweet boy. Hoomans wanted to be in the clouds, didn't they? You can be on one while hugging a beautiful pony like me. Doesn't that sound nice?">"And in the bed, I'll take that suit off and you can sniff my chest fluff all you want.'
>>42461563Mommy Misty...
>>42461556>t.
>>42461563UNF
>>42461556>ENRAGED ponyboi seethe
Human men exclusively fuck zebra mares
>>42462310Although it is true that my current condition is not self pleasure, this is a statement that I will forever treasure.
>>42462310...in mental institutions.
>>42462317Your post reeks of seethe and copeMight I suggest death by rope?
>Your post re-I know that you’re unhappyYou're a light stuck in a shadowBusy being too damn aggroDo you really care if they all know,There's so much happening,There's no shame in who you wanna be,Or be with, it's your fantasy,But turn it into reality,You're worried about your family,Scared of what you think they'll say,Let's leave opinions in yesterday,And go live in ecstasyThese conversations with yourself,Feelings you don't share with nopony elseThis isolationIs bad for your healthLet me explain this to youZiggas can be gay tooWhether you like it or you love itWhether you're kissing or you're touchingDon't hide the lust, I know you covetZiggas can be gay tooThere ain't nothing you need to hideDL games won't really surviveTomorrow you might not be aliveZiggas can be gay too
>>42462339The absolute state of ziggers. Doe destruction was real after all.
>>42460059>>42461490
>>42462543You forgot to bump the thread.
>>42462953What the fuck is wrong with her?
>>42462966Too horny.
>>424621003 and above human men are automatically chads innaquestria tho
>>42463040>I'm not even a Chad in horse landBRB KMS
>>42463095Sub 3s get all the smelly marecels
>>42463095The only way to be sub 3 is to have horrible genes and to eat like a slob and do no exercise, you could easily fix that.
>>42463306>The only way to be sub 3 is to have horrible genes and to eat like a slob and do no exercise, So, /mlp/?
>>42463306>live in equestria>figure you'll lose weight because you're walking everywhere>every single meal is cake and candy>and everypony assumes you're starving if you don't eat as much as they do, which is a lotFatanons have no chance.
>>42463312BUY SOME APPLES
>>42463310He's right.>>42463312Just maintain a caloric deficit.
>>42463310I'm at least a 4, bud.
>>42463324A tourist I see, you weren't around on /mlp/ when fatfuckfaggots get anything but HEAS repackaged for Anonymous.
>>42461482I intend on plapping stallions.
>>42463435Consensually, right?
>>42463447This lispy motherfucker
>>42463445That's up to them.
You niggers could be posting mares instead of responding to bait
>>42463846but its fun to laugh at the retarded cuck
>>42463849Don't carePost mares
>"Hi there, hot stuff. See something you like? Is it my peanut butter or is it my pony pussy?">"Hooman boys seem to be quite fixated on us mares. It's not like it's not mutual either, when you're such handsome cuties. And I bet those hands feel really nice and my flanks.">"Hehe~ you're certainly in love with my posterior. Don't worry sweet boy, you can join me. We unicorns don't bite... much.">"I just know you want to cuddle with a pretty unicorn mare.">"I could cover my pussy with peanut butter, if you want."
>>42464705>nice and my flanks
>>42464705>>42464713*on my flanksAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>"Sweatie, you should know that all the mares prefer a horschad like me who lasts like five seconds. Dirty monkeys like you just stand no chance!"
>>42464785Kek, he really does sound like this.
>>42464785lol
>>42461563No last time i did something like that i got raped.
Here's your mare, monkeyboy
>>42465406Well, maybe you should've consented then
>>42465441That's a good point.
>>42461138>>42462093
>"Ooo hoooman! So kyooot!"
>"You stupid fucking ape, all you do is argue about retarded shit online!">"I oughta rape your stupid little ape brains out to teach you a lesson."
>>42464705>mare doesn't know humans can talk>just puts peanut butter on her genitals and lays back with a nervous look on her face
>>42466415hi rgrt, bye rgrt
>>42466415
>>42467146Explain without sounding mad or retarded what that post has to do with rgre.
Monkeys only exist in G1
>>42467548Wrong
>>42467548Scorpan exists in G4.
>>42467532The staple of that general from the beginning is for mares to rape and 'correct' a man, putting the beta in his place as a reversi housewife. There is nothing that would separate out that prompt from being posted in rgrt at any day. And there's more of the same rgrt ITT
>>42468071>betaSo, (You)? Imagine thinking you're totally not a beta bitch if you're>watching emelpee>posting on a dead board about emelpee>most likely lonely>would be seen as a subhuman trash by normgroids for any of the above, thus preventing to ever reaching the respected male statusSelf-awareness: 0.
>>42466205Celestia, I want to be Lyra's human fuckpet. I want her lick my hands and suck on my fingers while she's riding me and feed her oats.Mmm, I'd lick that minty marepussy all day.
>>42468071Nobody said anything about being a housewife until you showed upSays a whole lot about the things you think about pal
I... I want to be a cute mare's househusband...
>>42468614what's so weird about being a househusband anyways? sounds easy and perfect if you are lazy
>"Hi, handsome~"
>>42468655It's piss easy in 2025. That's why women bitching about it is literally just that: bitching. If you actually had to take care of the household 60 years ago it was actually a real chore, and a daytime commitment (especially if you also had to take care of multiple children at the same time). Not like any zoomer would ever know, I only know because of stories told by my boomer father about how his parents used to live.
>"Fuck you silly until we have a filly? Wouldn't it simply be THE HORROR if we had so many colts, monkeystud.">"Even more than any other mare in Equestria!~"
Humies are built for hags younger mares don't have the bountiful flank and experience to keep up with their size and stamina
>"Hi Anon."
>>42469806What a perv
>>42469737I was thinking of posting that image.Widowed mares must be a real menace in the Equestrian society. Due to menopauseless nature of mares, most of them look the same in their 50s as they do in their 20s, still appearing youthful, but unlike young mares they're experienced, they know what buttons they should press to make a male theirs, and they know how to fuck a younger male and make him addicted to her. Also bigger "features", being developed due to having foals already.MILFs definitely know how to attract and seduce a human for themselves. But be wary, they can ruin you, especially if you don't take charge.
When the only human in town is a loser so you gotta dress as his nerd shit to get that BHC
>>42468599Damn you're really stupid, putting a man in it's place is the core of rgrt, for betas like you the housewife reversi rapes is just a variation of domestic abuse.
>>42470784Nobody, and quite literally I mean absolutely nobody in this thread was talking about rgre and housewifes until you showed up and started having a meltdownReverse rape =/= rgre you buffoon.
>>42470796>Prompt by first beta is about how the mare is going to do domestic violence>Retarded second beta doesn't understand what domestic violence implies
>>42470805We get it dude you have a househusband fetish you don't have to deny it anymore
>>42460044>newfag reaction to not knowing about super wish fulfillment rgr general
>>42470820>Beta no u cope
>>42470837Hey man, you're the one that keeps bringing it up.It's like the only thing you ever talk about.
>>42470849It's called dumbing it down for lower lifeforms like you.
>>42470837Appears to be more than eight, closer to 9
>Anything pro-human/anon>[incoming and totally organic shitstorm]Of course this was going to happen.Why wouldn't it.
>>42470874>>42470822
Alright, well thanks for letting me know it's one of those.
>>42460044AWOWOOOOOOOGA
>>42471104not even a good whore OC like Venus spring
>>42470784>rgrt>reversiWhy is this? Are you using American 4chan through google translate?
>>42470805 hereI want to be a mare's subby hubby househusband
>tfw the one night stand with the hot monkey man turns into a life time with a loving family
>>42470053the actual fuck is wrong with the face. don't get me wrong, I'm a staunch advocate for fluff especially chest fluff, but that looks retarded
I want mares to sniff my crotch.
>>42472831I don't think they want to smell a shitstick.
The funniest part is when you called it 'clop' in 2025.
I love this board.
>"Hey human~"
Why are retards arguing in my fetish thread?
I've yet to find a mare who doesn't look like she fucks human men.
>"Hello there sweetie! Come to dance with me."
>>42461482>>42462543Marejaks ar realz???? ZOMGkvpah
Every mare wants a human to make her a mother.
>"Three bits for the tomatoes. Just for you, monkey. You have to pay more.">"Unless... you would do me a favor~"
>>42475074humans can give a mare triplets and more
>>42475074Disgusting image
>>42475806>t. gryphon
>>42476233
When you get to equestriayour state horse will have the most aggressive human fetish are you happy with your result?
>>42477075Why the fuck is Texas not a My Little Pony?
>>42477083I dunno I didn't make it
>>42475714On second thought, I don't even want tomatoes anyway.
>>42477075>Cloudy Quartz
>>42477083Cause Texas is full of faggots
>>42460044>Maryland>LunaWhat aggressive human fetish does she have?
>>42477075Yes.
>>42477075Why is NM Moondancer? We're not all neets, I swear!
>>42477075>Poochie is Wash. stateSo fitting, she's a nutso commie just like they are.
Crazy how Lyra can make a whole thread talking to herself
There is Nothing More Pure.
>>42479619Than the love between man and a mare.
>>42479999checked
>>42464705Have a few lines from a dead green I never finished.>The air is heavy with the musky scent of feminine arousal.>There is a really, really, REALLY attractive anthropomorphic unicorn beckoning you towards her spread pussy.>Which appears to have been smeared with peanut butter.>Oh, God. You're in anthro-horse Canada!>And you're the dog!
>>42477075>Pear Butter No, I don't want to cuck Bright Mac!Anyone in New Mexico want to swap mares?
>>42480206>anthraxIf you tried writing about ponies instead maybe you wouldn't abandon it.
>>42480322Great, here's some ponies from me to you, king.https://u.pone.rs/mhablbne.gif
>>42480341https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fMLqV8RGI0
>>42477075Coloradoans are extremy lucky to have Cloudy being the biggest humanfucker in town. She's very pretty and underrated.
Humans should know clothes are reserved for special occasions so get baked whore
>>42480887Damn I meant naked
>>42477075>Virginia>not Night Star>Delaware>Leslie Fair, even though NH is more Libertarian (Maud as Granite Stater is still accurate)
>>42480887>get baked whoreFar out dude
>>42480887Baked and cakepilled
>>42480887>wear clothes as human in Equestria>get turned into pastries as a punishmentCan I at least get a farewell mareplapping before that?
>>42480895
>>42479999Check 'em.
>"Cum inside me, monkey boy!"
>>42481630Post more glimmerfren
>>42481681I will! I'll even play along.>Mauds reaction to human menAs you can see, she is very aroused.
>>42481705Too predictable.
>>42481722No shit? It's Maud she has one facial expression, tops.
Stallioncels, not even once. No wonder mares lust for humans so much.
>>42482010This is why he went gay. This is why they all go gay.
>"Hi there. See somepony you like?">"Oh, you're absolutely captivated by me, hooman.">"Not like I can blame you. I am a cute fluffy pegasus with pretty wings and a fuzzy tail. Of course you would CRAVE a female like me.">"Besides I understand such attraction very well because I feel similarly around cute bald monkeys.">"You know, salty skin and those hands...">"So how do you feel about flying? I'm sure it would be the first time for you to be so far away from ground if I took you right now.">"Are you afraid? Is our cute little hooman afraid?~">*takes (You) up, holding (You) with her hooves*>"Oh, wouldn't it be awful if I just took you to home way way way up there in the clouds and showed you to my sister.">"She has a crush on you, you know. Wouldn't be surprised if many mares do.">"There, no need to be afraid. Why should I just drop my toy to the ground?">"My bed is not a cloud, and we will take care of that so you would walk around in our home too.">"There, cling to me. You would need to cling to me and my sis a lot because it's much colder up there.">"You will need our warmth like nopony else, bald boy."
>>42482368Unf
>A human man?? A human???>I love hugging human men! Can I hug you??
>>42482661Oh boy. This one is gonna cause a tizzy.
>>42482668You could say that about anything that gets posted on this board
>>42482671Not all have history.
>>42482661She looks like she hugs human men.
Applejack was built for a large human phallus
>>42482661Sky Stinger lost. Human men won.
>>42482368A complete butcher of the human language. ooc with 99% of it being stilted and shit dialogue. Thanks for the eternal reminder that anyone brown can't green!
>>42483367Aryanne looks like she fucks human men.
>>42483382This.
>>42483395She betrays stallions for human men.
Anal sex with this mare
>>42483506>Not vaginal for the sole purpose of making human-alicorn moonbabiesFAGGOT!
>>42483506Why won't you give her foals?
>>42483509>>42483512Asshole is more fun than pussy. My dick can always make more sperm later.
>>42483522Pommel-pilled.
I posted about anal sex with Moonwhorse. I hate farts and scat (and Glinmerflaggot) but if you would willingly pass up an opportunity to have your cock drained by Luna's tight warm ponut then I regret to inform you that you are gay.
>>42483699Ponuts are made for fucking. And sniffing. And licking. And making out with.
>>42483699>t. scatloving janny
>>42483699Me not being willing to cheat on my waifu with worst princess doesn't make me gay, it makes me based.
>>42483367Thanks for reading my "green" (I wouldn't call it such, it's just dialogue from a mare). I don't get how it is OOC though, literally everybody in the fandom thinks she's a mischevious tomboy. But since you liked it, here's some more from me to you, my biggest fan.>"Oh, stallioncel... it's you.">"Sorry not sorry, you're nopony in my life and you have exactly zero leverage on what an adult mare like me should do.">"I know you're obsessed with the so-called "monkeypeens", but I doubt he would prefer you to a mare.">"See how he clings to me? He loves mares, and that feeling is mutual.">"Oh puh-lease, shut your mouth and stop talking about how everypony is obliged to keep your opinion in mind because you're an "alpha horschad who mogs monkeypeens with many mares lusting after him" when you had exactly zero marefriends in your entire life.">"I've never even saw you together with a mare in a radius of five meters within you. I'd like to keep the same distance as well because I can feel your gay energy.">"And this hooman? Belongs to me and Flitter. You're late.">"I'm taking him home, and don't you dare to peek like a pervert. We'd rather keep it intimate.">"Ohhh bald boy, we're going to do so many fun and naughty things with you."
I like how the janny came to the thread only after the stallioncel was accused of being a brown barbietranny (he is, just like the janny himself).
>>42462966what isn’t wrong with her
>>42479586>fluttershy had tried mountain dew
>>42484007I want mares on my face. I want them to fuck my tongue. I want them to sit and wiggle.
>"Oh, monkey! I didn't see you there~"
>>42477075>just dox yourself bro
>>42477083Because it's fucking based? I'm mooooooving.
>>42484170>posting your state is doxing yourselfActual retard
>>42471882Plot twist, the girls are pretending to be straight.
Which mare is the best at sucking human cock? Asking for a friend.
>>42484192Pinkie Pie.
>>42484192>asking for a friendPonies totally post on this board and then giggle at the ridiculous answers they get.
>>42484091>"Look at him sis, look at how hard he is. He really likes when mares are the ones wearing clothes.">"Keep yourself from drooling, handsome. The hole you want doesn't require your monkey cock getting covered in something sticky beforehoof.">"You can be the first to have his cock, Flits. You've waited for it a lot, didn't you?">"I sure did, Cloud! You're the best for bringing him in.">"Go for it. Go and claim your prize.">*Cloud Chaser pins you to the mattress while Flitter inserts you inside of herself*>"That's a good boy. Does my sister's warm pony pussy feel good?">"I'm gonna take care of your face while at it, cutie.">"Ahhh yeeees, mmmm, that monkey tongue feels so good in my pussy~">*Cloud Chaser wiggles her plot on your face, smearing it with her marecum*>"I-it's like every *ohhh!* s-single part of his body is *ahhh!* b-built f-for mare pleasure. Ohhh yes, that hooman cock is simply perfect!~">*Flitter rides you harder*>"Hnngh, s-sis, I'm n-next to have his cock a-after you're *ohhh!* done with him~"
>>42460044>Filly reaction to human men
>>42484271Mares in socks is incredibly lewd.
>>42477075>MarylandIt was nice knowing you, hips
>>42484174It literally is no-OPSEC retard
>>42484271>herdshitterback to rgre tranny
>>42484920>herd>rgreHuh?
>>42484884>This paranoidlmao I bet your're not even posting behind seven proxies right now
>>42485084>your're
>>42485016Lurk more, or go back to >>>/trash/
You read it.
>>42484276Those pats will lead to plaps
>>42485829aww
>"Why hello there, cutie!">"Hehehe! You look even cuter with a face like that!">"Awww, don't be shy. Pegasi are peaceful creatures, we don't bite first.">"So, want to fly with me? I don't see any of your hooman thingies that you guys use to fly.">"You never had one? Well, you can just hug me and I'll take you to the skies if you want.">"There, give me a hug. That's a sweet boy~">"I'm much better than those metal thingies, aren't I? I'm a cute fluffy pony who smells good and has a fuzzy tail to tease you with.">"So, where do you want to go with me? A meadow, a cave? Maybe my house? It's in the clouds you know. I'll have to keep an eye on you there.">*you cling to her and kiss her on the cheek*>"...so my house it is then.">"See how high I'm taking you? Also it's getting cooler too. There honey, cling to me. You'll need my warmth... and more.">*she brings you to the bed in her home and begins to take your clothes off*>"Wanna bang?~">"I already see that you want to.">"You want to be my plaything? Such a horny little hooman, offering himself to a mare like this~">"Put your head into my chest, stud. Sniff it nice and deep.">"I wonder if I could get pregnant from you."
>>42460044cherilee always goes 'awooga'
>hfw human bf
Mare is expecting you to rub her belly.
>>42488639
>>42489014sunibee
>>42489667scary and hot
>>42489619
>>42490261Ah, you're back.
>>42464705>>42482368>>42484007>>42484271>>42487572Yesterday a stallion called me ugly and said I would never have a marefriend.
>>42490239Creepy shit
>>42487747When she sees human men, yes.
>"You were standing behind us for way too long.">"What's that? Is our cute monkey captivated by mares in skirts?~">"Well, you could have just asked for that.">"Those skirts empathasize our pony plots so well. They make us get hoomans in our hooves.">"Don't be so shy, cutie. Didn't you just wanted that? To touch our flanks in those skirts?">"There. See how perfect we are? Do you like the feel of our soft coats?">"Mmmm yesss~ lick our pussies, lick them nice and good.">"If you do a good job, we'll bounce on you."
>>42490849I want the orange one to suck my cock
Is this just all the good parts of rgre
>>42490979Yes.
>>42490979Maybe.
>>42492019>>42492023To be fair, there is a lot of overlap. We are also subhumans that fap to cartoon animals. People in the Pony community are just as weird and austistic as furries.
>>42492035>people jack off therefore we are oneI kneel.
What would all the other ponies' preferences be?
>>42492035I view the ponies as aliens. The only real sort of overlap is when artists draw ponies with tufts.
>>42460044
>>42492783
>>42477075Of course I get the one that is a stoner and probably believes in horoscopes.
>>42493165Who? Tree Hugger? By all rights, Maud should be the pony for California on account of it's impressive and richly complex geology and geological history.
>>42492783She protecc...but also atacc.
>"I made it rain outside for tonight. Just my duty as a weatherpony.">"Wanna cuddle? I'll keep you nice and warm, bald boy.">"Those wings feel nice, don't they?"
>>42494681unf Merry plap
>>42494957Merry? Foals I'd have with many.
>>42492783APPLETINI, NO!
>>42492035>The flight plan I've enlisted with the agency, lists Mii Mai-Mares, and Dr. Pony over there, but only one of you!
>>42490979>rgre>good
Bump.
Mares and men, a match made in heaven~
YJK
>>42500299She looks like she fucks and feeds human men.
>>42500299YOU BLODDY BENCHOD
>>42500745Foalmaking sex with Solly.
>>42501204No man wants this one.
>>42501221I know of one man who does. Almost obsessively.
>>42501226Insufferably, I'm willing to bet.
>>42501236Maybe.
>>42501236You say insufferable, yet you continue to suffer
>>42501740Just spam your gigachad and have the other couple idiots wank you off about how based you are.
>>42501782Anon on /mlp/ driven insane by man who loves mareBizarro...
>>42501857>Anon cured her lesbianismUhhh, based???
>>42501782>>42501236Still in amazement at how one turboautist completely buckbroke nmp and rgre and traumatized some anons of fallout equestria mares
>>42502007Very based.
Applejack is hungry for human cock but she's not some whore she will ask for your hand in marriage and you better say yes or else
>>42502992>or else
>>42503837CONCERN.PNG
>>42503837Um, excuse me, what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?
>>42503837>when you just got done clopping and come to, take a look around, and see thisNot sure how I feel about this one. I blew a load once, all over my own belly, and when i opened my eyes my cat was there staring. I've never hated a cat so much.
>>42500497>janny is butthurt @ Milky because she likes humans and not dogs from Arthur
>>42466422>>mare doesn't know humans can talk>>just puts peanut butter on her genitals and lays back with a nervous look on her faceI half expect Fluttershy to do it once she meets her first human (me)
I ventured into some other boards recently and found out the BROWN!!! UR BROWN!!! in response to anything even vaguely sexual shit isn't just one schizo on /mlp/. It's the latest tactic from never le goon Twitter puritan broccoli heads.Don't give them attention.
>>42509208ok but ur brown
Oh thank science this quality thread is still here.
Is there a name for the fetish of other species having a fetish for humans?
>>42509497Yeah, it's called "reality".
>>42509497It's called hmoaf
>>42509500Are zoomers really this dumb?
>>42509503>hmofabut anon, ponies aren't anthro
>>42509511
>>42509515Fair enough
>>42509515Disingenuous post. Anthro is widely accepted to mean bipedal characters with animal like features. If you type "anthro" into any booru, you'll get that.
>>42509515What next, you gonna start spamming 'die off', too.
>>42509518All your soapboxing means nothing when you're shitting around with a hmoaf meme
Mares were made to take human cock.
>>42509526What a coincidence, so was OP!
Stallions only mate for 30 seconds to 2 minutes. A mare cannot achieve orgasm in this time. Only human men can bring a mare to orgasm. A mare's pussy is warmer and feels better for the human male than that of a human female. A man and a mare making love is therefore the best possible outcome for the pleasure of both parties.
>>42509534didn't read lol
>>42509534Actually, stallions irl last less than 30 seconds on average. They were designed to pump fast to impregnate a rival stallion's herd.
>>42509534TRVTHBOMBA
>>42509544>By the time you're trying to CIRD a stallion already did Anoncucks...
>>42509551Stallions in Equestria aren't mindless horndogs. They're cool guys. Except for Zephyr, he might try to CIRD.
>>42509557>You'll be getting sloppy seconds wherever you go, with better stallion suitorsNot sure how you think this is a flex
>>42509562Why are you obsessed with cuckoldry? Stallions aren't perverted pricks.
>>42509566But you obviously are, which means you get no mares. retardokun
Hilarious how there was never any mention of anoncucks/fags/cels on the board at all until you all blew in.Wanting to fuck ponies has always been the default. Go back in time and have your mom turn you all into uterine smoothies with a rusty coat hanger.
>>42509566>Why are you obsessed with cuckoldry?Because he's a cuck, anon.
>>42509566He's from the sharty.
>>42509569Who asked?
Mares are human only.
>>42509580Agreed.
>>42509585Keep malding, furcuckold.
Mare
>>42509927Wtf you can't say that in public
>>42509940MARE!
The kirin have spotted a human male.
>>42509580Its a law of physics.
>>42509995FUCKING LYROIDS!!!
>>42510112Is Amy a lyroid? She the same mane&tail style as Lyra.Picrel: MARE attempting to entice a human man.
>>42482368>salt >in the right quantities>is essential for horse's health but can also contribute to their overall happiness and performancewait a minute, humans sweat, sweat is salty!
>>42477075Why is Oregon specifically teenage Fluttershy?
>>42511258Imagine being your mare's personal salt lick
>>42511258I hate that I read this in Woody's voice
human man
>>42511729imagining
Mares can't help themselves around human men.
When portals opened, there was a sudden surge of female-on-male rape in Equestria. Mares often molested and raped human men... the funniest thing is that none of the raped came back to Earth.
I love fucking mares!
>>42460069Hi Linky
>being marehandled by your marewife
>>42516666But what about tentaclehandled by your mare(?)wife, Baphomet?
>>42516666Like this
>>42517207smol dashie
>>42517354IT SHOULD BE ME
>>42519756>when he gives you a reach around
>"Hi, Nonny!">"Wanna.. walk around with me?"
>>42521203
>>42516666
>"Hi hooman! You want thome pegathuth puthy?"
>>42460044full succubus heart eyes mode
This but with ponies. Why would mares in Equestria look at us any different than women in the real world.
>>42524468Because of cartoon whimsy.
>>42524468>ponies and 3dpd are totes the sameKill yourself
>>42524475>The cartoon whimsy version
>>42524468>>42524475>>42525354To be fair, a human would basically be an alien to them, so there is more of a sense of mystery and wonder that a woman wouldn't have to another person.
>>42524468Women don't actually look at all of us like that. Just how are you living your life Anon?
It's over for stallions.
I don't believe any of this shit.Proof?
>>42524468>"You don't make even 10000000$ a year?">"Ick!">"I can't feel comfortable being around you, you have molester energy.">"Get the fuck out, you creep.">"Yeah! Get your ass and your cringe horses out of there, incel.">>42525354>"You have quality stallions and threat them like this?">"You should know that they make honest work to please you and get your attention.">"And then you dare to whine that we're stealing them! Zero self-awareness!">"Is it because your tits are so close to your heads?">"Good thing that we steal humie colts from you, you really don't need them. We have our dream stallions and you have... er... your hands."
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>>42529849What is he buying that's making her so nervous?
>>42530997Donut.
>>42483291man that is fucked
Mares love fucking human men.
>"Hey, monkey boy. Where are ya goin'?">"Easy there. No need to rush.">"Maybe you should sit together with a mare a bit, I heard you say that being together with us makes you feel relaxed.">"Why stop at just sitting? You can touch me. I'd like to know how those hands feel like.">"Mmm, they feel awesome scritching my ears and petting me. Oh, don't stop!">"That useless cuck Caramel would never do this even with hooves instead of hands. I wasted so many bits on him...">"How about you massage my back?">"Mmm, yeeeeeessssss... I have to tell Sisi aaaallll about you. She would love this.">"Don't be shy, sweetie. You can touch my flanks.">"Sooo good, soooo goood~ keep going there.">*she swishes her tail, exposing her goods to you*>"Do you like the view, honey? I bet you really do.">"Well then, get in there, under my tail. I've got a lot of pineapple jam for you~"
>"You're tall and funny looking!"
>>42537170Does she have a preferred build?
Pinkie's genuine reaction
Even stallions can't resist human men
>>42540636You have your own thread faggotThis is a mare thread
>All mares reactions to human men>Human men:
>Homosexual gets told to move to their dedicated area and leave the people with normally functioning brains alone>Homosexual takes personal offense and spams his fetish in retaliation
All mares crave the BHC
Euthanize all faggots>>42541273Based mare poster claiming the last image
>>42541273I love my and Sisi's (also my wife) beautiful, pineapple-loving wife Sassy!
