Welcome back to the /bug/ thread!its that time again to get together to post all our favorite buggy things about all our favorite buggy ....bugs!skittlebugs, mombugs, regularbugs, all the bugs!!>>Some bug writing from last thread:>a little green about anon getting bug hugs>>42415585https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42371018/#42415585>a green about two bugs going out continuation>>42444053https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42371018/#42444053https://ponepaste.org/10589>>Some bug writing from the thread before last:>a very short green about an anon who was too late>>42257935 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42229254/#42257935>>Some old links:Old Hive Directory: https://ponepaste.org/4223Very Old /bug/ Pastebin: https://poneb.in/PjB4LKgdBuggyCYOA archive: https://ponepaste.org/4086>>The sister /bug/ threads:>NHNB hivehttps://nhnb.org/fim/res/9562.html>/mlpol/ hivehttps://mlpol.net/poner/221>>Previous /bug/ thread:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42371018/>>Question of the thread:what is one piece of bug merch or toy you would get hasbro to make if you had the authority?
first for robobugs
bugg butt
>>42511658Apply directly to my face
>>42511365>what is one piece of bug merch or toy you would get hasbro to make if you had the authority?Chrysalis figurine that dispenses eggs when you press on her snooter.
>had another dream about chrysalisfuck
I know I mentioned it a month ago, but this should be getting done for realzies now, the artist has assured me, by Monday. I guess we'll see.
>>42512396mmmmmmm very nise plotalso you seen pic rel yet?i feel like ive been looking for it forever
what say you, bugfag?
>>42513061I'm fully on the right side, except for that bit about therapy. Everyone knows the changelings obey their queen and would never abandon her.Anyway, she's best portrayed as a monstrous rapist, I think.
>>42513061She's just like me. Almost. Some of those traits contradict with each other; I have worked on myself to resolve the issue. I'm talking about the right part, of course.>>42509839That depends on the bee's species and caste. Hmm, now I wonder if there could be a solitary changeling species. I can see them having to hide not from ponies but from the changelings we know as well. Nobody likes competition after all, especially for such a scarse and hard-to-gather resourse as love.
>my mind is sated>the alcohol moves through me>yet my heart still aches
>>42513061Left is cringe and unfuckable. Right is based and I want to cum inside her.
New thread, new report.I am still not a changeling.Fuck.
UP you silly bugs
>>42513781>wake up>still not a bugpain
>>42513781>>42514593tfw you will never be a shapeshifting love vampire
>>42511417mechani-lings
>>42511980>mfw life size chryssi doll that can egg lay on command
>>42515709dont dig the bimbo lips goin on there but the glowy eyes are sick
>>42511792It is after all the only thing to be done with bugbooty
>>42513061Both is good
>>42514598>>42514593You can already be a shapeshifting emotional vampire in our world. Have you tried acting like someone who you aren't around people? It's fun.
>i have always been there>in the tiny hive there>the smallest hive in questria >though it once was larger>our queen may rest there>down through the dust there>toward the endless hollow>toward those dead halls there >I have always been there>in the tiny hive there>I have been so quiet here>looking forward to the past here>but now we are all alone>no ling cares>about us at all
>>42516592its not the same and you know it
>open door>see this>wat do?
>>42518460Join you for what, Settlers of Catan?
drone waifu supremacy>drone waifu supremacy
>>42511365 Why is Chrysalis balding?
>>42518826Sure, sure, but what's the hard science of it? Are there any empirically observable differences between loving a pony and loving a bug? With other variables being accounted for, is the latter more exhausing or spiritually demanding? And what about long-term effects, would my ability to love irreparably deteriorate with time if I love a changeling?
>>42519052anon, thats just how her mane looks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9g9U_6aKS4
>>42519782i forgot to write that ive been thinking about this pic and song together
>>42518752isnt that a startrek thing?
>>42519176Depends on your fetish. Either you get off on your partner sucking the life out of you, so that happens, or you don't, so it doesn't.
>>42519782
good morning to everyone in the hive (it has been hours since morning)hope everyone slept well!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeUUMcrAWfE>think about wife>.....regret
>>42521469I WILL not ride the bug
>>42522085>doesnt wanna ride the bugkinda gay bro
this weekend it was the first time meeting sister boyfriend. good impression are important but embarrassing my sister is better. I brought a my life size with me to my parent house to meet them. I did not get a lot of reaction. my mom ask if it was my girlfriend, my sister and her boyfriend didn't say anything.my dad ask some question (he never saw my plush) i spend most of the evening cuddling on the couch and nothing else happen.
>>42522380you the fella who made the two bugmom life sizes?
he should have been black stillfuck hasbro needing to sell colorful plastic
>>42522882Not a big fan of his design, personality or character arc, but it's fair. You gain smth, you lose smth. Small price for survival.
>bored looking up clopfic readings>i see this reading>https://pony.tube/w/wr3skbVvsXtfKrCtW7kder>hit with a wave of nostalgia (even though its only been like a few years)>that monotone euro narrator, that dork ass shining voice, that voice mod for the chryssi voice>perfection just how i remember it
>>42522882Skittlebugs weren't designed to sell toysThey were solely a product of Haber/Vogel's shitty writing
>>42523395A lot of things were designed to sell toys only for the toys to be canceled before production. Student treehouse is another fairly blatant example.
>>42523872Treehouse was, but the skittlebugs weren't if you read through the leaksAnd Hasbro never did make official skittlebug toys out of them
>>42523045that got me thinking of how he could have been worsecould he have been worse?
>>42522556yes it's me
>nothing personnel, kid >*eats all your love*
>>42524926Someone get this bug a napkin, jeez
>>42525349>a napkinnah thats what hes got a tongue for lole
>>42511365dost thou defend thy queen?>>42525628
>bug ravebug rave
>trying to desensitize myself to bugs again>their sound still makes my head tingle>see this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxp-p-aBOSY>imagine making a magic proof suit and a big mesh cage>put the trap at the entrance of a small hive and collect tons of changelings>bring them home and domesticate my own hive of bugs over time >send them out to collect love and make honey for me
>do bugs fly in rain?>do they dodge between the clouds, >or hide underground?
>>42526458Mmm tasty changeling honey
>>42526458Tons, huh. Creatures that are always portrayed fighting each other for no reason, doing random evils, hissing at shit, and I only have two hands to keep them hugged. I don't want to overstretch myself. Two or three changelings at the same time is optimal. Five if they're on the smaller side.
>>42526799Some of them literally live in the waterfalls, however I don't think flying in the rain would be comfortable for bugs as big as changelings are.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thaumatoneura_inopinata
>>42527459Love is pink.Anger is red.Envy is green.Lust is blue.Pride is purple.Yellow would be fear, I suppose.Mmm, tasty honey made of pure terror.
A changeling is taking a shower, the warm water running over its black carapace, soaking the bug thoroughly. Noticing you enter the room, the changeling grins and squishes its mostly pert with a hint of chub rear back against the glass of the shower, wiggling its hips teasingly as the bug gives you a show.Describe the sound of the chitinous booty sliding along the glass, because I'm having trouble putting it into words myself.
>>42528323>Describe the sound of the chitinous booty sliding along the glass
>>42527494i would fill my house with them and sell the honey collected for money to buy more house to store more bugs
>>42527529it wasnt a genuine question when i wrote the haiku but aquatic and aquatic adjacent bugs like damselflys and the like have always fascinated mei like the idea of changelings taking more slender and even amphibious forms like lake insects to become more maneuverable and swift in the air and waterwanna see what a dragonfly changeling would look like
>>42528037>Lust is blue.>Pride is purple.i understand the other colors but whats teh logic with these twoand yellow?
>>42529113Purple is the color of royalty."Working blue" is an expression for a performance that is lewd or outright obscene."Being yellow" is an expression for cowardice.
>>42529372Goes hard.
>youre changeling royalty now!>pros: you rule over an army of ultra loyal bugs until your last breath and get free love for doing virtually nothing >cons: you have to wear the gay little crown at all times and are given the responsibility of planning everything because nobuggy else has the authority to do so>do (you) uphold the mantle of responsibility?>what would (you) change in teh hive?
>>42530422Same plan as I usually have: Make a talent agency that will make boy bands and movie stars, mixing in changelings to drink in the love that is sent their way.
good morning bugfrens <3(^v-v^)
good bug wallpaper or no?
>>42531862Any wallpaper you like is a good one. If you mean for your personal desktop. You must've liked it since you posted it here, so yes, you think it's a good one.
>>42531912i mean yeah i like it but i wondered what other buggers thought lel
>>42532122I think if you like it it's good.
>>42529567guess that makes sense but what distinction is there to be made between love and lust to a bug?
>>42532766Love is more powerful. Lust is consumable, but is closer to "empty calories" to a human.
>>42532801a changeling popstar could live forever on the stage from the lust gathered of their crowd would be a hollow lifestyle but it would be a lifestyle none the less
I wanna be given side eye by a very judgmental Chrysalis.
>maw feels so empty>my back feels cold without wings>pony forms feel wrong
love being a tangible, transferable energy in equestria makes me somewhat sadjust the fact that we dont have the same here in our world that love alone could never literally sustain someone here, that its only some nebulous concept on our earthlet alone friendship being an energy love seems all the more important for survival even for creatures that dont eat it
>>42534283Well, changeling magic only seems to work one way. Either they extract love directly as food, or presumably extract and store it to eat it later. They've never been shown transferring or providing it to others in the same way. Although Cadance has magic love roofie powers so maybe it's not that rare a thing in Equestria.
>>42534959>Although Cadance has magic love roofie powers so maybe it's not that rare a thing in Equestria.feel like if her love manipulation magic is a thing that only she can do though, as an alicorn princesslike she has to have had some deeper connection to the changelings and their magic to have her cutiemark and special talent be all about making ponies see love in another but i do like that factor about changelings, that (seemingly) they alone have the magic to take and give love energy at will
>>42536085nice plot, not so nice dialog though
k00l Secretly here. Hello cool, its been a while since I posted here.
>>42536747make more videos about bugmomplease
why is she so pissed?
>>42533324Lust is junk food for changlings. The amount of both sexual lust towards his wife and his genuine love for her made Shining Armor an absolute treat for Chrissy.
>>42511365God I want to fuck her.
>>42538565ahhhhhh dont we all?good morning btw
>>42538583Indeed. Good morning, Anon.
>>42538645>little butterflynever seen reformed chrysalis as a butterfly yet, seen her as a moth a couple times
