>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery.////Masterlist: https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneralAuthor List: https://ponepaste.org/1270FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrapeRequest Bin: https://ponepaste.org/1268Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/previous thread: >>42459685
Yeeeah, work that grill baby.
>>42511433
Beware the long, lonely walks of winter nights.
>>42511445>>42511550thread already ruined. who wants to make another?
>You yawn and stretch.>The universal sign of beddy by time.>Standing, popping your back, and letting out a loud, triumphant burp, you ascend the stairs."Can't wait to get to bed and- God damnit.">"Heyyyyyy Tall boy! Ready for an AWESOME sleepover?""I never-">"Good! Oh, by the way, neither of us will be sleeping.""FUCK! Get out of my house! Can I have ONE night without being bothered by you ponies!?">"Well Howdy sugarcube!" >Applejack says, waltzing right into your room."Where the fuck did you come from!?">Applejack hops on your bed, curling up like a cat.>"Uhhh, my farm?""Thats not what I meant! BOTH of you, get out!">"Well THATS not very nice!">Pinkie comes out of the bathroom, coupled by the sound of a toilet flush."Oh god, you didn't clog it /again/ did you?">Pinkie looks back in the bathroom, and then at you with a sheepish smile."You moth- GET OUT! NO PONIES ALLOWED!">"Ah??" >Rarity scoffs, popping out of your closet with her sewing glasses on and one of your tuxes being altered to have ass-less chaps.>"Really dear, must you be so rude?""YES! And stop fucking with my clothes! I went to Canterlot and had them made there for the SPECIFIC reason of this!">"I, uhm, like the changes...">Fluttershy whisper, as your underwear drawer opens, revealing her wrapped up in a pair of your boxers.>"Anon, you really should be more open to your friends being at your house!">Twilight rounds the corner from the hall into the doorway, casually brushing her teeth."Oh for FUCK sake, why don't ALL you bitches show up and-">Your bedroom wall explodes and in enter Princess Celestia and Luna.>"Hello, Anon!" >They say, in unison."I WAS FUCKING KIDDING!">"I just love slumber parties!">Twilight says, jumping for joy as they all cheer."NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
>>42511687At that point I'd just kill myself
>>42511687
>>42511687All of them except Rarity can leave
>>42511687So which one do you use as a pillow in this scenario? I'm laying my head on Applejack personally.
Rolled 10 (1d10)Well you know what time it is
>>42512004I'm very curious to see how much posting you'd do when you roll a 1. Has that happened yet?
>>425120671-3 is a loss on her part and she can’t come in
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>42512004I cast magic missile
>>42512161Unfortunately not high enough to beat her magic resistance
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>42512312Well in that case I'll crawl up in a defensive fetal position
>>42512412Ah fuck me...
>>42512419She heard you, Idiot.
>>42512419DON'T SAY THAT IN THIS THREAD!You will get raped!
>>42512434Its too late for him, fool! Worry about your own hide!
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>42512431>>42512434>>42512436I CAN STILL TRY SAVE MYSELF USING MY SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS. I JUST NEED 16 OR HIGHER!
>>42512444FUUUUUUCK
>>42512447Nothing was left of Anon, after his failed roll... rumor has it, he still roams the barren outskirts of Equestria, saying; "I wasn't raped, I wasn't raped!" (He totally was.)
>>42512466>"I wasn't raped Anon, it's not true! I wasn't raped!"
>>42512161Magic Missile is an auto-hit.
>>42512668Unless spell resistance is involved then it still has to roll to hit.
>>42509217>Saunter out of the nerd store with your prize.>Information is king, and you hit the mother load.>Princess Floor Bored and her friends are going to be an interesting bunch to go up against.>Granted, the real enemy is Shining Armor.>Behind him are all the princesses.>Never a moment of peace.--->Be Bottom Deck for a short bit.>Anon just left your store with Fluttershy in tow.>That mare might as well be his shadow with how closely she follows him.>"Natural One, please mare the front for a bit.">The young unicorn groans being told to do something.>No sass young lady.>Go into the back room where your rotary phone is.>Grab a feather pin with your mouth and dial.>"Hello?""Tile Floor. It's me. I met the target."--->Been a few days.>Man it would be real unfortunate if you forgot an important detail.>After all this hard work you don't think you did something stupid like trust a MILF.>...>Not sure when this is going down.>Maybe fish out details from Floor without letting her know you know.>Boot up a game, Floor is terminally online.>"L-look who it is. Anon! Where've you been?""Sleep, Florb. You should try it sometime.">"Don't need it. Overrated.">Right, Neet Princess.>"Floor! Floor! Hey Floor!">Oh great, the child.>"Flurry, you don't have to yell.">"Is Anon here? Oh yea, there you are. Perfect.">Oh you don't like the sound of that."What now?">"Floor, got this neat little game. Anon and you should play it. It involves two-team platforming. The characters are chained together. Should take a lot of time.">For a moment, Floor Bored sounds confused by Flurry's suggestion.>"Why would we. Oh. Has the thing? Right. Anon. As Princess I order you to play this fun game with me.""That's bullshit. I don't answer to any princess. Much less to one that won't even look me in the eye.">"Hey don't be mean. You're just super tall.""Referring your inability to handle face to face chat.">Floor mumbles under her breath.>"Oh I'll show you face to face.""What was that?">"Don't fight you two. This game will be fun.">This sounds like they're trying to waste your time.>Extraction?>These ponies tend for the dramatic.>Sneakily grab your emergency gear as you chat."Fine I'll play along.">Can hear Flurry's hooves clop together in excitement.>"Excellent. I mean, have fun you two. Hehehe.">Giggling is a really poor way to hide one's intentions.>Flurry is really bad at this.>Not that you can really do much about it.>"This game seems kind of unfinished.""Jank. We call it a jank mess.">"Not sure if we'll enjoy that.""Sometimes jank can click with you. Never can tell.">Pretty basic jump game.>Just relies on good timing with your partner.>You're not good partners.>"Jump Anon, jump!""I did! How are you slower than your own call you fat hooved equine! Why aren't you using your magic to play?">"D-don't make fun of me for that! I'm an earth pony at heart. The horn is still weird.""Learn you dork. Lazy earth pony."
>>42512846He is setting himself up for the angriest rape session of all time
>>42512447rip anon's pelvis
>>42513217He had his chance, shouldn’t have failed his saving throw.
>>42512998Anon was never all that bright.
>>42513217Should have never played the game.
>>42511550Not winter where I'm at.
>>42513558Indeed
Now you fucked up
>>42515262>"I am so tired...">"OF REJECTIONNNNNNNNN!"
>>42515354Rejects Spike, proceeds to be rejected by everyone else throughout the entire show.
>>42515365>"A-Anon likes me!">"Of course he does!">"How could he not!?">"I'm pretty, aren't I??">"Of course I am!">"I-I just need to show him how pretty I am!!">"WAH-HAH-HAHHH~!"
>>42515365I love democracy
>>42515365Guess she's not into shota.
>>42515505It's the irony of the whole thing. He shot hit shot at someone who wasn't interested, and she proceeded to do the same thing many different characters.
>>42515386I just read that with Rarity's voice in my head and holy shit I'd just drink some magic bleach to get away from her
>>42515781You can't escape her
Shes knows we're on page 4...
>>42515734Karma sure is a motherfucker, I guess.
>>42515803>>42516071>Invents pony chastity cages
>>42516071I don’t know what that matters to her
>>42517321Stick Spike on her. She won’t see it coming.
>>42515803If you stand in a mud puddle she can’t get you
>>42512846>There's a knock at the door.>"Someone at the front door?""Naw, that was my bedroom door.">...>"Anon?">Floor sounds confused and concerned.>Oh shit someone is in your house.>Celestia breaks open your bedroom door.>"It's time, Anon!""No Celestia no!">Magic grabs you by the legs and drags you from the computer.>Claw at furniture fruitlessly.>"Into the sack you go!">A rather annoyed looking guard opens up a burlap sack for the princess.>Darkness claims you.--->Not that much different than the sack.>This basement is real dim.>Look around at your predicament.>Some real nervous mares are sitting the wood table with you.>"Oh buck, oh buck, he's awake. Hey! Hi there!">"Calm down and finish your character.">"Where's the snacks?""Ok, I hear you. No need to shout. Who's basement are we in? Wait, don't answer that. This is Floor Bored's place.">Getting a better look at this place, yeah you've been here before.>"You've been here before? Wow, Floor's changed since becoming a 'princess'. Inviting colts over to her basement.""She had a heart attack and died.">That pauses all three of them in their tracks."She got better. Alicorn benefits.">Don't get a response, still in shock.>With a sigh you decide to breach the social circle."Alright nerds, I'm Anon. Who're you?">"I've never had a guy talk to me directly before. What do I say?""How about the question. We're going to be stuck here a while. So get use to my presence.">The chunkier bucktooth mare next to her snickers at her awkward friend.>"Heuk. Don't worry Anon. She's just a bit silly. I'm Dot Matrix.""Hello there Dot Matrix. So you're the tech lover I was told about.">Despite her bangs covering her eyes, they seemed to be glued to you.>"That is some cool stuff that Floor's been hoggin'. Playing games with your friends and you don't have to come over!""The pony internet is still be developed, but yeah that's the idea. Princess Twilight Sparkle is hard at work on it.">Well, it was developed so the princesses could pester you while still at work.>The one quirky mare that was having trouble looking at you has calmed down a bit.>"I'm Taku.""I love mexican.">She immediately recoils at that joke.>"No! Not taco. Taku.">Braces make her talk with a slight lisp.>Kind of cute.>Never let Fluttershy know.>Speaking of."Anime aficionado right? Cosplay like Fluttershy?">"She's good, but not nearly as devoted as I am.">Wait, why is anime a thing?>Japan doesn't exist here.>"I'm Golden Mops.">Oh wow, you were wrong.>This mare has way more lisp then brace's mare over there.>Golden is flipping through the player's guide at the moment.>"Aw filly. I don't usually do this. Not all the happy with my character.">She's nose deep in that.>Right this is supposed to be a role-playing get-together.>Where is Shining and Floor?"Just keep it simple. Big strong horse that uses a battleaxe. Every team can use one.">"I dunno. Fillies, what were you all putting together?"
>>42517933Oh this’ll be good
>>42517957He's doomed. The only winning move with a malevolent GM is not to play, and it's too late for that
>>42511433Call me retarded but I just noticed last night in this picture that her mane perfectly covers part of her shirt so it says "Man rapist" in the second frame
>>42517321AMBUSHED ME!
>>42518239
>>42518239>>42518249>TFW also just noticed this.
>>42518239>>42518255This is why you keep getting rapedYour iq is too low
>>42518264
>>42518264Yo what the fuck
i am up to sunday shenans don't die
>>42518264That mare probably can't even count. The hick.
>>42518847>"Say that again."
>>42518905Poke her belly! Its her weakness!
>>42518929
>>42518957It didn't work.
>>42518990Well that wasn't her belly.
>>42519221I don’t think that would’ve saved him
8’s no place to be
>>42518957At least she didn’t bite that time
>>42519821Bad news, horses love to bite.
>>42520420"Oh yeah, LIMEY?!">"YEAH!""Take THIS!">Boop.>"Ah~??""Hah. Got'em">"Why you-!!">She tackles you down and promptly begins fucking you up."Owe-OWE! You're grey!">She hits you even harder, shattering your bones but not your spirit."Forever virgin!">"HGNRRRRR!!">She bites you."OWE! FUCK!">She bites again, again, and again..."Stop it! I'll call animal services!">She bites even harder, breaking your hands.>Your booping ability is no more.>You've been soundly defeated."NOOOOOO!!"
>>42520463Accurate
>>42519821>>42520420>>42520463
>>42520748By gawd
>>42520748The pain!
>>42520748I don't have any milk you dumb horse
>>42520748Nipple Remover
>>42521991Your sister won't stop biting me. I don't think she wants it.
>>42522211She probably means her other femcel sister
>>42522211They're love bites
>>42522271There’s not a loving cell in that mare. She’s all bitterness and spite.
>>42522234That one feints before you walk in the same room.
>>42521991And this one is just nuts.
>>42522528>That one feintsYou can't fool me! Ponies can't into swordplay.
>>42522798I mean unicorns probably could
>>42522798I can't think of a time we've seen a pony use a sword.
>>42520463Wouldn’t animal services be Fluttershy?
>>42522798>>42523241Thanks for giving them yet another new idea to try, assholes. Next they'll probably upgrade to assault rifles and rocket launchers.
>>42524317>"Eris wasn't able to find you.">"But I was."
