>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery.////Masterlist: https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneralAuthor List: https://ponepaste.org/1270FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrapeRequest Bin: https://ponepaste.org/1268Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/previous thread: >>42459685
Yeeeah, work that grill baby.
>>42511433
Beware the long, lonely walks of winter nights.
>>42511445>>42511550thread already ruined. who wants to make another?
>You yawn and stretch.>The universal sign of beddy by time.>Standing, popping your back, and letting out a loud, triumphant burp, you ascend the stairs."Can't wait to get to bed and- God damnit.">"Heyyyyyy Tall boy! Ready for an AWESOME sleepover?""I never-">"Good! Oh, by the way, neither of us will be sleeping.""FUCK! Get out of my house! Can I have ONE night without being bothered by you ponies!?">"Well Howdy sugarcube!" >Applejack says, waltzing right into your room."Where the fuck did you come from!?">Applejack hops on your bed, curling up like a cat.>"Uhhh, my farm?""Thats not what I meant! BOTH of you, get out!">"Well THATS not very nice!">Pinkie comes out of the bathroom, coupled by the sound of a toilet flush."Oh god, you didn't clog it /again/ did you?">Pinkie looks back in the bathroom, and then at you with a sheepish smile."You moth- GET OUT! NO PONIES ALLOWED!">"Ah??" >Rarity scoffs, popping out of your closet with her sewing glasses on and one of your tuxes being altered to have ass-less chaps.>"Really dear, must you be so rude?""YES! And stop fucking with my clothes! I went to Canterlot and had them made there for the SPECIFIC reason of this!">"I, uhm, like the changes...">Fluttershy whisper, as your underwear drawer opens, revealing her wrapped up in a pair of your boxers.>"Anon, you really should be more open to your friends being at your house!">Twilight rounds the corner from the hall into the doorway, casually brushing her teeth."Oh for FUCK sake, why don't ALL you bitches show up and-">Your bedroom wall explodes and in enter Princess Celestia and Luna.>"Hello, Anon!" >They say, in unison."I WAS FUCKING KIDDING!">"I just love slumber parties!">Twilight says, jumping for joy as they all cheer."NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
>>42511687At that point I'd just kill myself
>>42511687
>>42511687All of them except Rarity can leave
>>42511687So which one do you use as a pillow in this scenario? I'm laying my head on Applejack personally.
Rolled 10 (1d10)Well you know what time it is
>>42512004I'm very curious to see how much posting you'd do when you roll a 1. Has that happened yet?
>>425120671-3 is a loss on her part and she can’t come in
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>42512004I cast magic missile
>>42512161Unfortunately not high enough to beat her magic resistance
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>42512312Well in that case I'll crawl up in a defensive fetal position
>>42512412Ah fuck me...
>>42512419She heard you, Idiot.
>>42512419DON'T SAY THAT IN THIS THREAD!You will get raped!
>>42512434Its too late for him, fool! Worry about your own hide!
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>42512431>>42512434>>42512436I CAN STILL TRY SAVE MYSELF USING MY SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS. I JUST NEED 16 OR HIGHER!
>>42512444FUUUUUUCK
>>42512447Nothing was left of Anon, after his failed roll... rumor has it, he still roams the barren outskirts of Equestria, saying; "I wasn't raped, I wasn't raped!" (He totally was.)
>>42512466>"I wasn't raped Anon, it's not true! I wasn't raped!"
>>42512161Magic Missile is an auto-hit.
>>42512668Unless spell resistance is involved then it still has to roll to hit.
>>42509217>Saunter out of the nerd store with your prize.>Information is king, and you hit the mother load.>Princess Floor Bored and her friends are going to be an interesting bunch to go up against.>Granted, the real enemy is Shining Armor.>Behind him are all the princesses.>Never a moment of peace.--->Be Bottom Deck for a short bit.>Anon just left your store with Fluttershy in tow.>That mare might as well be his shadow with how closely she follows him.>"Natural One, please mare the front for a bit.">The young unicorn groans being told to do something.>No sass young lady.>Go into the back room where your rotary phone is.>Grab a feather pin with your mouth and dial.>"Hello?""Tile Floor. It's me. I met the target."--->Been a few days.>Man it would be real unfortunate if you forgot an important detail.>After all this hard work you don't think you did something stupid like trust a MILF.>...>Not sure when this is going down.>Maybe fish out details from Floor without letting her know you know.>Boot up a game, Floor is terminally online.>"L-look who it is. Anon! Where've you been?""Sleep, Florb. You should try it sometime.">"Don't need it. Overrated.">Right, Neet Princess.>"Floor! Floor! Hey Floor!">Oh great, the child.>"Flurry, you don't have to yell.">"Is Anon here? Oh yea, there you are. Perfect.">Oh you don't like the sound of that."What now?">"Floor, got this neat little game. Anon and you should play it. It involves two-team platforming. The characters are chained together. Should take a lot of time.">For a moment, Floor Bored sounds confused by Flurry's suggestion.>"Why would we. Oh. Has the thing? Right. Anon. As Princess I order you to play this fun game with me.""That's bullshit. I don't answer to any princess. Much less to one that won't even look me in the eye.">"Hey don't be mean. You're just super tall.""Referring your inability to handle face to face chat.">Floor mumbles under her breath.>"Oh I'll show you face to face.""What was that?">"Don't fight you two. This game will be fun.">This sounds like they're trying to waste your time.>Extraction?>These ponies tend for the dramatic.>Sneakily grab your emergency gear as you chat."Fine I'll play along.">Can hear Flurry's hooves clop together in excitement.>"Excellent. I mean, have fun you two. Hehehe.">Giggling is a really poor way to hide one's intentions.>Flurry is really bad at this.>Not that you can really do much about it.>"This game seems kind of unfinished.""Jank. We call it a jank mess.">"Not sure if we'll enjoy that.""Sometimes jank can click with you. Never can tell.">Pretty basic jump game.>Just relies on good timing with your partner.>You're not good partners.>"Jump Anon, jump!""I did! How are you slower than your own call you fat hooved equine! Why aren't you using your magic to play?">"D-don't make fun of me for that! I'm an earth pony at heart. The horn is still weird.""Learn you dork. Lazy earth pony."
>>42512846He is setting himself up for the angriest rape session of all time
>>42512447rip anon's pelvis
>>42513217He had his chance, shouldn’t have failed his saving throw.
>>42512998Anon was never all that bright.
>>42513217Should have never played the game.
>>42511550Not winter where I'm at.
>>42513558Indeed
Now you fucked up
>>42515262>"I am so tired...">"OF REJECTIONNNNNNNNN!"
>>42515354Rejects Spike, proceeds to be rejected by everyone else throughout the entire show.
>>42515365>"A-Anon likes me!">"Of course he does!">"How could he not!?">"I'm pretty, aren't I??">"Of course I am!">"I-I just need to show him how pretty I am!!">"WAH-HAH-HAHHH~!"
>>42515365I love democracy
>>42515365Guess she's not into shota.
>>42515505It's the irony of the whole thing. He shot hit shot at someone who wasn't interested, and she proceeded to do the same thing many different characters.
>>42515386I just read that with Rarity's voice in my head and holy shit I'd just drink some magic bleach to get away from her
>>42515781You can't escape her
Shes knows we're on page 4...
>>42515734Karma sure is a motherfucker, I guess.
>>42515803>>42516071>Invents pony chastity cages
>>42516071I don’t know what that matters to her
>>42517321Stick Spike on her. She won’t see it coming.
>>42515803If you stand in a mud puddle she can’t get you
>>42512846>There's a knock at the door.>"Someone at the front door?""Naw, that was my bedroom door.">...>"Anon?">Floor sounds confused and concerned.>Oh shit someone is in your house.>Celestia breaks open your bedroom door.>"It's time, Anon!""No Celestia no!">Magic grabs you by the legs and drags you from the computer.>Claw at furniture fruitlessly.>"Into the sack you go!">A rather annoyed looking guard opens up a burlap sack for the princess.>Darkness claims you.--->Not that much different than the sack.>This basement is real dim.>Look around at your predicament.>Some real nervous mares are sitting the wood table with you.>"Oh buck, oh buck, he's awake. Hey! Hi there!">"Calm down and finish your character.">"Where's the snacks?""Ok, I hear you. No need to shout. Who's basement are we in? Wait, don't answer that. This is Floor Bored's place.">Getting a better look at this place, yeah you've been here before.>"You've been here before? Wow, Floor's changed since becoming a 'princess'. Inviting colts over to her basement.""She had a heart attack and died.">That pauses all three of them in their tracks."She got better. Alicorn benefits.">Don't get a response, still in shock.>With a sigh you decide to breach the social circle."Alright nerds, I'm Anon. Who're you?">"I've never had a guy talk to me directly before. What do I say?""How about the question. We're going to be stuck here a while. So get use to my presence.">The chunkier bucktooth mare next to her snickers at her awkward friend.>"Heuk. Don't worry Anon. She's just a bit silly. I'm Dot Matrix.""Hello there Dot Matrix. So you're the tech lover I was told about.">Despite her bangs covering her eyes, they seemed to be glued to you.>"That is some cool stuff that Floor's been hoggin'. Playing games with your friends and you don't have to come over!""The pony internet is still be developed, but yeah that's the idea. Princess Twilight Sparkle is hard at work on it.">Well, it was developed so the princesses could pester you while still at work.>The one quirky mare that was having trouble looking at you has calmed down a bit.>"I'm Taku.""I love mexican.">She immediately recoils at that joke.>"No! Not taco. Taku.">Braces make her talk with a slight lisp.>Kind of cute.>Never let Fluttershy know.>Speaking of."Anime aficionado right? Cosplay like Fluttershy?">"She's good, but not nearly as devoted as I am.">Wait, why is anime a thing?>Japan doesn't exist here.>"I'm Golden Mops.">Oh wow, you were wrong.>This mare has way more lisp then brace's mare over there.>Golden is flipping through the player's guide at the moment.>"Aw filly. I don't usually do this. Not all the happy with my character.">She's nose deep in that.>Right this is supposed to be a role-playing get-together.>Where is Shining and Floor?"Just keep it simple. Big strong horse that uses a battleaxe. Every team can use one.">"I dunno. Fillies, what were you all putting together?"
>>42517933Oh this’ll be good
>>42517957He's doomed. The only winning move with a malevolent GM is not to play, and it's too late for that
>>42511433Call me retarded but I just noticed last night in this picture that her mane perfectly covers part of her shirt so it says "Man rapist" in the second frame
>>42517321AMBUSHED ME!
>>42518239
>>42518239>>42518249>TFW also just noticed this.
>>42518239>>42518255This is why you keep getting rapedYour iq is too low
>>42518264
>>42518264Yo what the fuck
i am up to sunday shenans don't die
>>42518264That mare probably can't even count. The hick.
>>42518847>"Say that again."
>>42518905Poke her belly! Its her weakness!
>>42518929
>>42518957It didn't work.
>>42518990Well that wasn't her belly.
>>42519221I don’t think that would’ve saved him
8’s no place to be
>>42518957At least she didn’t bite that time
>>42519821Bad news, horses love to bite.
>>42520420"Oh yeah, LIMEY?!">"YEAH!""Take THIS!">Boop.>"Ah~??""Hah. Got'em">"Why you-!!">She tackles you down and promptly begins fucking you up."Owe-OWE! You're grey!">She hits you even harder, shattering your bones but not your spirit."Forever virgin!">"HGNRRRRR!!">She bites you."OWE! FUCK!">She bites again, again, and again..."Stop it! I'll call animal services!">She bites even harder, breaking your hands.>Your booping ability is no more.>You've been soundly defeated."NOOOOOO!!"
>>42520463Accurate
>>42519821>>42520420>>42520463
>>42520748By gawd
>>42520748The pain!
>>42520748I don't have any milk you dumb horse
>>42520748Nipple Remover
>>42521991Your sister won't stop biting me. I don't think she wants it.
>>42522211She probably means her other femcel sister
>>42522211They're love bites
>>42522271There’s not a loving cell in that mare. She’s all bitterness and spite.
>>42522234That one feints before you walk in the same room.
>>42521991And this one is just nuts.
>>42522528>That one feintsYou can't fool me! Ponies can't into swordplay.
>>42522798I mean unicorns probably could
>>42522798I can't think of a time we've seen a pony use a sword.
>>42520463Wouldn’t animal services be Fluttershy?
>>42522798>>42523241Thanks for giving them yet another new idea to try, assholes. Next they'll probably upgrade to assault rifles and rocket launchers.
>>42524317>"Eris wasn't able to find you.">"But I was."
>*loud earth shaking purring*
>>42524649>yet ANOTHER opponent approachesgoddamn it is there no end?fuck, this is going to throw off my schedule.
>>42523955Sure.Give them more ideas.Well done.
>>42524349Where the fuck did my post go
>>42524649>Asks (You) a riddle>Get the answer wrong>Death by sun-snu
>>42524652You love it
>>42524649>https://youtu.be/pglzj7oK9t0Obligatory.
>>42523955They look really bad at it. I'm not worried.
9 is no place to be
>>42525458Thank you for protecting us from Eris.
>>42517933>Behold, a dramatic entrance.>Before the players could start to harmonize a compatible party the basement door opens up.>Cloaked in a dark hood, a unicorn slowly plods down the starts.>Heavy clops echo in the room.>Clearly, a dramatic moment."Shining Armor you cuck!">He stumbles down the last few steps and almost plows horn first into the wall.>The mares around you gasp in horror at your blatant rudeness.>Well, except, for Dot Matrix.>She covers her mouth trying not to heave in laughter.>Shining Armor clears his throat.>"Well you know how to ruin a moment.""Practically need to to avoid being raped by your wife and daughter.">With a groan, Armor looks up the steps.>"Princess Floor Bored. Come down.">Not since the first time being at her place have you seen her.>The other mares are learning towards the stairs to get a better view.>Behold, the princess of neet.>Crossing the threshold into the depths, Floor Bored goes down the steps.>Yup, still looks the same.>Messy, easy to overlook, and nervous.>Disappointment from the others is palpable.>"You look no different from last time! Are we being played?">"She really doesn't look like a princess.">"Hi Floor!">At least that's what you think Goldie Mops said.>Floor Bored slinks to a chair next to Taku.>"Hey fillies.">She looks at you.>"A-anon.""Better then last time.">Puffs her cheeks out at you.>Don't pay attention to him. Princess! Really?">Dot is eager.>Floor nods.>"Well come on. Horn? Wings? Take off the hoodie.">Neet Princess rubs her forelegs and looks aside.>"They're not that impressive.">Brushing her wild mane aside, a small horn peaks out beneath bush.>"I haven't used magic. Don't really feel like trying.""Would be nice given how clumsy earth ponies are at games.">All of the mares give you a quick dirty look.>The hoodie is taken off and folded on the chair.>Wings are indeed on her side, very normal wings.>Normal wings are not really an alicorn thing.>Her friends are still impressed.>Taku really wants to touch them.>"Wow! Floor when did this happen? Last week?""Oh this will be funny.">"Before Twilight became princess.">The quiet pause fills the room as they all process what Floor just revealed.>Yelling follows quickly.>"What!?">"We've been with you this entire time you were an alicorn! How did none of us notice?">"There's been no physical alterations, and yet the feathers should have been a big notice.">Huh, the wings should have been hard to not notice."Don't feathers molt?">Floor just shrugs at you.>"I thought the feathers came from my Wonderbolt pillow.">Wonderbolt?>The confusion must have been obvious.>"Wonderbolt merchandise. Really expensive. Full body pillows filled with the feathers of pegasi stallions on the team.">Wait, you remember that pillow.>Soarn' was imprinted on it.>It was sticky.>Moving on real quick.>The mares are all babbling with each other with excitement.>Cute, but recall why you're here.
>>42525652This’ll be a good one
>>42525506That’s a pretty good Mare-is.
>>42525652Good update
>>42524721A little small for a sphinx
>>42524649Don't go to pony Egypt. Problem solved.
>>42524717Seems like janny sympathized more with the rapist ponies than with youRoll at a disadvantage
>>42526996Unfortunate
9 is a pretty bad spot this time around
>>42527905so is 8
>>42525986Shut up Eris.
>flutts stops by to give you something to help
>TFW pg 5 and you already about to get raped.
>>42525652>"Gentlemares, I must remind you all why you're here.">Shining Armor sits at the head of the table, a GM screen covers most of him.>"Your situation of no game is a cry for help, and I have come to deliver.""So this isn't about rape?">"Well it's that too.">Damn it.>"Princess Floor needs a little help, so I've come up with this game to get her in the right situation.">Please tell me these mares will object to this.>"Oh, I've read about these antics in the newspaper. Real knee slappers.">Damn it!>"Popcorn for the event would be nice.">Et tu, Dot.>"Floor, are you sure this is something you want to do? He's notorious for not liking ponies. Turned down the most beautiful in all the land.""Goldie, I'm not entirely sure what you just said, but Fluttershy ain't beautiful.">She points to Shining Armor.>"Princess Cadance, duh.">Taco objects rather quickly.>"Princess Luna is the most beautiful. Also she has good taste in anime.">If she knew how many times Luna has tried to alter your dream sequences to relive those scenarios.>Dot Matrix takes a forelegs around Floor Bored.>"Clearly ya'll have already forgotten Princess Floor Bored is now the most beautiful princess in all of Equestria.">Her laughter makes Floor facehoof, blushing red as a cherry.>"Shining, please tell us what level our characters are before I run away.">He rises to full height, horn glowing with evil intent.>"Now, now. I'm the Game-master. Refer to me as such, or face the consequences. Also, level 5.">All the mares immediately start writing down stats and features on their character sheets.>Serious business.>Armor smiles cruelly at you.>"Now for your situation Anon. I'm going to lend you a helping hoof.""Diamond Dog. Honesty Role. Backgrounds are Vigilant and Archer. Taking the Hang-up in Archer.">Armor is taken aback.>Floor's eyes widen with worry as she looks back at Armor.>Shining refocuses and glares.>"I don't know how you found out, but you're clearly prepared.""Yup.">Dot looks up from her character sheet for a moment.>"Interesting choices. Diamond Dog isn't a popular option, Honesty less so. At least somepony chose it. Didn't have to wait an hour to get a newbie up to date.">Armor shakes his head.>"Sorry. Not what you're playing.">A sheet of paper floats in a magical aura and lands in front of you.>Picking it up you read it carefully."Human? That ain't in the playbook.">"Just for you, I've made you.""Geez, what an ego. Human. Role, Generosity. Background, Crowdpleaser and Chatty.">This sucks.>Taco smacks her lips as you share your new character sheet.>"Kind of a buff slut. What's the human get?""1 point of freaking health, extra square of reach, increase a stat, choose an extra smart base skill, and 30 movement speed. Shining this thing sucks balls. What's wrong with my character? Sir Boneyard is a legit build. Unlike this joke.">Floor mumbles loudly.>"It isn't that bad. Just a support build."
i am up to wednesday shenans, don't die
>>42528952I’ll try but I’m waging
Candyass, can you please tell Luna to stop editing my dreams? I'm not going to fuck her there so tell her to stop making them her weird sexual fantasy
>>42528910Yeah, no.Fuck all the way off with that bullshit character build, Shining.
>>42529388He’s here to do a job
>Pg8Say hi to your new opponent!
>>42530510She ain’t even real.
>>42530510goddamnit
>>42530033Yeah, yeah, he's pimping us out to NEET mares.
>>42531943To be fair to Shining though, it was almost certainly his wife's idea.
>>42530510Joke's on you, Flaming Solarbutt.My dick is coated in asbestos.
>>42532163I think that’s worse for you than her
>>42528910"This game hasn't even started and already this choo-choo train is in full motion. Starting with one point of health. Armor, no other races starts with one point.">Shining takes out bags of dice.>"It seemed suitable. You get extra range.""Wow. In a world of lasers and boulder throwing, that extra range sure is nice. On a non-melee build.">"Like I said, suitable.">Ass.>Taku speaks up quickly.>"Actually changelings also start with one point, but they're in a rather controversial supplement.">Huh, that's kind of interesting.>There's a sound of the basement door opening once more.>"Hello! How's my brave warriors doing tonight?">Floor blushes as she sinks into her chain.>Clopping down the stairs you see an mare carrying snacks.>The other mares greet her without looking up from their character sheets.>"Hey Mrs. Tile.">Right, the mom.>She's the one that got excited about this game over the mic.>"I brought snacks and juice. I'm so happy to see you all again. Shining! It's been too long, how have you been?">He looks at her and tilts his head.>That's the look of trying to remember a blank face.>"Sorry. I'm having trouble remembering your name. Did we meet back at Canterlot Castle?">The smile on Floor Tile thins.>Still there, but it is thinner.>"Oh you kidder. We went to high school together. Remember? Me. Punch Card, Home Sick, and Noodle. Yeah?">He pauses a moment and shakes his head.>"Nope. Sorry.">Floor Tile is still smiling, but that isn't one that belongs on a happy pony.>Eyes shut, tail stiff, grin lacks the creases on the cheek.>"That's fine. Here you go. Drink up, you'll need it for all the talking you'll be doing as GM.">"Er, thanks. Good point. Hey sorry. Just been a while since high school.">Tile goes to each mare and gives them a pick me up.>As she reaches you she bumps into you 'accidentally'.>"Oops, sorry about that. Clumsy me. Anyway, call me when you need something heroes. I'll be checking in.">She dropped a napkin in your lap.>Watch as she bounces up the stairs, and gives you a wink.>Oh boy, you're about to a tool for a MILF.>Check the napkin discreetly.>'Switched dice. They're loaded, roll carefully.'>Instructions?>Oh, there's a way to roll high depending on how I throw it.>Hide the napkin.>Dot puts down her character.>"Earth Pony, you know, 'cause they're the best.">They're busted.>"Background; Bard and Futurist. Role, Laughter.>Taku starts hers.>"I got pegasus, background; Rogue and Tricky, role is Kindness.">Goldie Mop starts to explain hers, you think.>"Earth Pony, Fighter. Also got Fighter, Heavy Hitter, and Powerhouse. Laughter role."Three backgrounds? Bit of a gamble there.">She smiles mischievously.>"All the power. Who cares if I have more downsides.">Floor Bored is given a sheet by Shining Armor.>Her eyes bug out."Let me guess, you're an alicorn.">Floor nodes.>Dot Matrix slams a hoof down.>"Alicorns are supposed to be a reward for reaching level 20."
>>42511433finish pants pls
off seven, im going to sleep
>>42533297Things slowed down for a bit, but I guess it couldn’t last forever.
3 inches
>>42533734Tiny horn.
>>42534155rapid-casting, low focus requirements, low accuracy, high risk of overheat for more than 1 spell per second. And barely any burden on the top vertebrae
>>42532750So was Floor Tile warning him about loaded dice or did she just slip him a set of loaded dice?I’ll bet she waxes…
>>42534262She swapped out the dice, and gave anon instructions on how to get them to roll high. Must be some Earth pony magic bullshit, because non-magical IRL loaded dice just roll high or low.
>>42534380This Anon is correct. MILF did a slight of hoof on Shining. It won’t come up, but his dice are cursed to give average rolls with occasional lows. Currently at Mare Fair 3 so probably won’t be able to write.
>>42534228And no game.
>9
>"So I heard you had a thing for teachers, Anon. I can give you some private tutoring at my place..."
>>42535553You're right, I do have a thing for teachers. Which is why I'm asking this one out.
>>42535553Oh yeah sure, just sit there, please.>Run>Running.>Running...>Many miles later.Finally.>Pic rel
>8
>>42535553>>42535631>>42535879>https://youtu.be/6M4_Ommfvv0
>>42511687>"Oh god, you didn't clog it /again/ did you?"GIGAkek
Page 6, huh.A new challenger appears.
Page 6 seems to have an infestation of some sort.
>>42537328This fuckin bug….gotta wait to page 10…..damn insects…gotta be spoilered, fuckin bullshit
>>42532812
>>42537049Not interested in getting my head eaten.
>>42537489>https://tantabuscdn.net/img/view/2025/9/6/58619__safe_generator-colon-prefect+pony+v5+xl_prompter-colon-star+streaker_princess+flurry+heart_alicorn_pony_g4_cloud_cute_female_flying_horn_looking+at+you.pngHave you ever wondered why no one wastes AI resources on Eris?Oh, too bad.
>>42537946>"What if I just nibble on your other head?"
>>42538290Putting on a chastity cage right fucking now
>>42538290God yes! If I get to fug the bug and piss off Candy then yes!!
>this thread right now
>>42538445Too late, Candy! Feels too good!
>>42538451Die chigger
>>42538465I'm afraid... you're too late, Anon.
>>42538560I know a guy who can take care of this little problemAll 50 of them actually
>>42538560You’re playing a dangerous game
>>42538560That’s a bug that had a good time
>>42539290TOO good a time. Now she forever associates (You) with giving her drones. Of course it helps that it pisses off Candy, the one whos been trying and failing, at getting you to marry a mare.
>>42538560What's the appeal of hyperpreg? It looks stupid
>>42540056Different strokes for different folks
>"You must be Anon.">"I'm here to escort you back to page 1 without getting raped."
>>42540568Solid snek...
>>42540590Ermmmmm ackshually that's Naked Snake
>>42540608That's the MG1 Snake.
>>42540815Nope. Solid Snake doesn't have an eyepatch, he doesn't smoke cigars, have a beard or wear jungle camoIt's Naked Snake from mgs3
>>42532750>Kind of funny watching a rather chubby pony shake her hoof angerly at the pony who looks like he lives in a gym barracks.>Thick mare don't care Shining is a chiseled beast of a stallion.>For his part, he doesn't seemed phased.>"So?">"How is that fair?">"It isn't. News flash Dot Matrix, this system was never balanced. We play the game regardless.">With a grunting growl, Dot Matrix sits back down.>Taku clears her throat.>"So Floor, what else do you have?">Floor looks up from her sheet, slightly frowning.>"More home-brewed stuff. Alicorn origin, Magic Role, and background with Princess and Magician.">Taku nods, understanding someone was being GM favored.>"So what does an alicorn get? Main character stuff right?">Nodding answers her question.>Goldie Mop looks between Shining Armor and you.>She's probably realizing how this is going to play out.>Floorb is going to be the star of the show, you are the prize to abuse, and they're there to be side piece bit players.>Not the best way to get the gang back together."Are we ready then?">Shining Armor straightness out the GM board.>"You all have been tasked to enter the evil wizard's tower to retrieve the orb.""For the greater good?">"The greater good.">All the mares answers automatically.>Armor's eye twitches.>Aw, poor baby.>Try to not get too worked up over your super serious story.>"If the wizard finishes his magical spell, he'll mind control the kingdom.">Taku nods as she gets into character.>"With swift nimbleness, I throw my epic cap over my shoulder. Keen eyes look for the best way into the wizards tower. My roguish skills are fresh to destroy traps.">Shining Armor nods.>"You do so as Anon wonders carelessly behind you.">Goldie quickly calls out.>"Don't worry. With my immense strength I keep Anon from wondering far.">Gamemaster rolls something.>Goldie clarifies.>"Don't worry. I'll roll my strength. I'm like super strong after all.">Shining sighs.>"That's fine. Taku you do find a magical trap to the entrance. It requires a magical spell to break. Floor, you'll need to break it, but you'll need aid.">He looks at you.>"She'll need aid.""Right. Buff stuff.">"Hold on!">Dot Matrix brings up a hoof.>"I use my bard ability to buff myself.">Ok.>"Then using my technology skill with the Futurist background I activate a device my character would had created before coming here.">Excitedly, she brings out a grey brick of a handheld.>"I'll call it the Dot Box. When I insert a card into it then it'll perform a skill for us. Just need to make the technology roll.">Right, technology is more ok in pony rpgs than in human. It makes it more fantasy for them.>"This thing can scan spells. What kind of spell is it?">Shining rolls his lips.>"Roll for it.">Excited, Dot rolls her D20, D12, D8, D6, D4, and D2.>"Because this is a specialized skill I can make multiple rolls and up-roll thanks to my own buff to succeed."
>>42541007>Check your character sheet real quick.>Shining put technology as one of your skills.>Probably thought it would be useless."I use my generosity ability to increase that skill to an auto-succeed.">"You what!?""Right here dude, you put down technology as one of my skills. I can use it to give her my die. Which given how high it is already, is considered an auto-succeed.">Dot Matrix sounds really excited.>"Oh nice one dude!"That went on longer than the word limit. Mare Fair 3 has been fun.
>>42541025I hope you have a good time your story has been a real fun read
Excuse me, but why is this thing in the AiE thread trying to suck my dick?>>42541177Keep your rape shit in your own thread.
>>42541182She’s just mad she got banished to page 10 appearances this thread.
late night boop
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL STRIPED FACE LOOKING AT ME!>C’MON LITTLE ZECORA! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S...>what>What?>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.>*Smashes steamdeck running Starcraft 2 against wall in fit of rage*>THIS IS A S*TYR FOAL! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A S*TYR FOAL WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH ZEKUB?!?>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A FOAL WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU NEIGHSAY ALIKE ARYANNE ALT RIGHT MARECEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE STARLIGHT GLIMMER CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT DISCO ELYSIUM-FEST?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY MARECEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING P*NOID CHUD NEIGHSAY MARECEL FOAL OUT OF HER CUNT!!!>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A S*TYR FOAL !!! AND A C*LT TOO!!! IF IT WAS A S*TYR MARE I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO ZAKUB ONCE SHE STARTED ESTRUS BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A S*TYR C*LT NOW CAN I?!? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE CÜCKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NEIGHSAY DIARCHIST NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!>GIVE ME THAT ARYANNE S*TYR FOAL RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT S*TYR FUCKING FOAL'S FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NEIGHSAY CUNT OR I'LL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING WINGS!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF RARA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!>I'M GONNA BURY IT IN THIS NINTENDO LABO CARTBOARD RIGHT UNDER MY SHED!>You read the letter on the couch, a bit p**ved>It's addressed from Fluttershy, it even has her cutie mark on the stationary>You regret showing those ponies any amount of the internet when you got here>Though you are a little impressed Fluttershy had the capability to insult you
>>42542154did you seriously try to exchange switch for steadeck? thought we wouldnt notice huh, tendie?
>"Goodness gracious, Anons!">"Looks like its been an eventful week!">"One of you tried to impregnate Chrysalis, that snake pony agent stallion got captured and raped, a school teacher got nuked, Eris is, well, Eris...">"And to think, all this can be avoided if you just marry a mare!"
>>42542655Did you say something Candyass? I'm busy eating this delicious pineapple pizza so I didn't listen.
>>42542655But you still haven't voted for me for "Employee of the Month."
>>42542655Sorry. Too busy enjoying Mair Fair to marry a mare.
>>42542655No... not Snake...
Hello, Ponice? Pinkie Pie is in my front yard with a molotov cocktail, she's saying I need to plap her sister Marble or the consequences will be severe. Please hurry, her facial expression is unsettling me.
>>42542834>"Do you not have a hose for your garden?"
>>42542746based
>>42542746>>42542811>>42542815>>42542825
>>42540852>Solid Snake doesn't have an eyepatch, he doesn't smoke cigars, have a beard or wear jungle camoSolid is an Illuminati cuck, Big Boss did nothing wrong
>>42543027That’s a big mare
>>42543862for you
>>42543936Well I guess so
>>42543862every mare acts tough until heavy-duty rubbing and petting is administered
>>42543027Surprised that mare isn't Mimosa.
>>42545690Get lost, JOBlestia. I have one of these.
>>42541025>The mares all turn towards the GM.>"Well, what kind of spell is it?""You better tell us if you made a homebrew spell as well. Don't try to get sneaky.">Shining actually freezes at that accusation, but quickly recovers.>"The defense spell you find meant to be found by semi-competent adventures to lure them into the real trap. Any tampering will trigger it unless you know how to dispel it in the right order.""So what does it do when it is triggered?">"You don't know. The results are not on the usual list.">Floor Bored perks up with curious eyes.>"Oh, so doesn't do the normal negative traits. Well we are dealing with a mind control happy wizard.">Goldie Mops nods as she helps piece together the trap.>"Right. So it's probably going to do some mind trickery.">Taku was tapping the side of her cheek as she thought out loud.>"Mind control is on the sheet of ailments. Unless this is a specific mind control we haven't seen before.""Pony vs griffon mind control?">"Yeah, you need to specialize the spell to the origin. So it's probably meant to target you. The human.">Armor has been longer in the face as the players discussed the first trap, not the first encounter, the first trap at the entrance.>Players eh?>"You've all pretty much figured it out.">Floor looks over her sheet.>"I can counter-spell that with the human element in mind. With the information Dot gives my character that should cover the down-casting penalties.">She get's the go ahead to roll.>"Right, that's a success. The spell you take apart and can tell how it was made. You can put human mind control in your spell list.">Dot tilts her head.>"Did the wizard know we had a human with us? Guess we need to be careful.""Not that careful. Not like I'm going to be a real threat if I did lose control.">GM decides to move along.>"The hidden entrance is easy for you to pick Taku. Going in you find a dank dark chamber. As you enter the main chamber the hidden entrance closes with a heavy 'thud'. You're now stuck inside.""Taku, Floor, check to see if we're now being scryed upon. That wizard might be tracking us. Goldie, keep them safe. Dot, see if you can cobble together light sources for us.">"I'll do you one better, dark-vision goggles!">"So what are you doing?""Nothing. Wait on my teammates and I don't touch anything.">The girls start rolling and spout out their results.>Doesn't seem like we're being scryed upon, but no one is buying that.>No traps.>Dot makes one dark-vision goggle.>Need to find more stuff so she can make more.>"I'll use my Dot Box to make a map of every room as we find them.""Right, so outside of the locked door, how can we leave this chamber?">Shining puts down a map on the table.>Fog of war keeps most of it concealed.>"Doors right there and there. Where do you all go?">Floor hums at the options.>"We should probably assume the BBEM (Big Bad Evil Mare) already knows we are here. So we shouldn't stay in one place for too long."
>>42545960Great stuff, Dot Box op
>>42546234Don’t die overnight
early morning>rape
>tfw won't fuck a foal into Rarity
>>42546935>>42547284Both of these children need discipline.
>>42546510
>>42546234You know Dot Matrix likes to minmax.
>>42549209Indeed
Sorry I'm late. I was fucking the human version of fluttershy
>>42549656Is that you Anonstallion?
>>42545690Wait, where did we get a steak?
>>42550043>Celestia can have steaks served to youhmm...
>>42545960>The players nod in agreement.>So what to chose.>Shining Armor picks up his dice and rolls them.>With a clatter his eyes widen as his dice go sliding off the table.>"Shoot!">Pushing his chair back he slinks under to grab them.>You don't think much about it.>That is until a pair of wings smack you in the face.>Spitting angerly, you look over at Floor Bored.>She's staring at Shining.>His ass is sticking straight in the air.>Wingboners.>Neet wingboners just slapped you in the face.>In fact, a quick glance tells you all the mares are staring.>Taku is probably blushing the hardest.>Dot's jaw hangs open.>Goldie, well you can't really tell under that bushie mane.>Man, can't understand her or see her face.>As you're rolling your eyes at the other players, a paper airplane smacks you in the face.>Looking up at the offending thrower, you see the mother, Floor Tile, at the basement door, .>She gestures for you to hurry up and slinks back in the shadows.>Read as quick as possible before throwing away the letter.>'Quantum enemies.'>Floor Tile must be peaking at the GM notes past the screen.>Also, terrible GM play.>Minions that show up no matter what you choose.>Shining Armor stumbles back into his chair after retrieving his dice.>"Sorry about that, what are you all doing?">Is he really not noticing the affect he has on these neets?"Goldie, we're going into that door. Use your massive strength to hit it hard enough to knock it off the henges and into whoever is waiting for us. Floor Board and Taku use a spell to seal the other door shut.">"You got it! Kaiju strength go!">Goldie Mops actually yells this out as all of the dice roll on the table.>It isn't even a matter if she succeeds, just how much she does.>Shining squints at you.>"With your powerful punch the door through the entrance into a room with nothing in it. Something slams at the other door, but fails to open it.">Everyone moves their pogs into the next room.>That's when a trapdoor pops open and minions jump out.>Wow.>Shining Armor yells out dramatically that we're all surprised.>"Get ready for combat against the gremlins.">"Don't I get a chance to find this secret door?">"This one was too well hidden and would take time to find. Time you don't have.">Taku frowns at that answer.>Quantum foes and monster closets.>Great.>"Given your builds, Dot you have to start the combat singing. Goldie you're -1 on strength rolls until the next round. Taku you don't get to use the surprise feature on the foes. Floor, magic is a -2 due to just using a spell on the other door. Anon.""I didn't do anything so I don't have any negatives.">"Fine. Roll initiative ponies.">First fight of the session.>Time to cheat right back and roll high.>Dice roll from your fingers and give you a 19.>Everyone else get middling results, including Floor who's at the bottom.>Wizard needs to go first."I use my After You ability. Floor you go first.">"Thanks Anon.
>>42550195Well this’ll be fun
>>42550970I appreciate you
>Page 20>”Finally! Someone threw me a frickin bone here!”>”Let’s get it on, Anon!”
I wont let your on-again off-again resurgence die, flutterrape. N-Not like it's my fetish or anything..
>>42551729>”Shit”>”Page 10”>”YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!”>”GET THOSE PANTS OFF”
>spamming goreGee, it appears as though someone is upset about the site moderation again.Cautionary bump.
>>42552084It's the same schizo that hates EqG and Mare Fair. It's actually quite pathetic.
>>42552093Who would hate Mair Fair?
>>42552569seems like the sharty since on the thread with the octavia as the OP image he confesses he is from the sharty. It would explain why there was so much thread spam recently.
>>42552093>>42552587Don't get it twisted. I can't speak for the other faggots, but I would rather unironically go to normie fair for the full 3 days than spend 5 seconds on the sharty.Even shitposters like me have standards
what is flutterrape?
>>42552732When it’s >rapeBut (you)
>>42551729You had one chance for a page 10 and you fucked it up. Good work, escape scot free.
>>>42548529
>>42552732read the OP laddie
>>42551742Too late, bitch.Ya donked it up, so I get rape immunity.No nookie for you!
>>42553130>>42553912
>>42552569Probably just sore that they couldn't go.
>>42553995Angry filly pics were funny.
>One early morning, you awaken not to the sound of door knocking, explosions, dripping noises, rancid smells, end of the world events, inter dimensional super beings invading, Elder gods controlling, but to the sound of a strumming guitar...>Swiftly followed by an upbeat drum and lyrics."The fuck...?">You go to the window.>There was, of course, Fluttershy. >Standing in front of a series of speakers, with a microphone in front of her, along with the entire town of Ponyville all hopping in unison one after another all over your front lawn."...What?">"When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the mare who wakes up next to you.""You woke ME up!">"When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the mare who goes along with you.""You don't go out, you shut-in!">"If I get drunk, well, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the mare who gets drunk next to you.""Its not cider season...">"And if I haver, yeah, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the mare who's haverin' to you.""I don't even know what that means!">"But I would walk five hundred miles and I would walk five hundred more!""YOU CAN FLY!">"Just to be the mare who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.""Die at my door, preferably!">"Da-da da da (Da-da da da)">"Da-da da da (Da-da da da)">"Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da""(AHHHHHHH!!)">"Da-da da da (Da-da da da)">"Da-da da da (Da-da da da)">"Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da">"When I'm workin', yes, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the mare who's workin' hard for you.""You're FUCKING unemployed!!">"And when the money comes in for the work I do I'll pass almost every penny on to you.""Money won't buy my time back!">"When I come home (When I come home), oh, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the mare who comes back home to you.""She doesn't need help, Rainbow Dash! Stop back-up singing!">"And if I grow old, well, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the mare who's growin' old with you.""I would rather die!">"When I'm lonely, well, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the mare who's lonely without you.""GOOD!">"And when I'm dreamin', well, I know I'm gonna dream I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you.""Keep it that way!">"When I go out (When I go out), well, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the mare who goes along with you.">"And when I come home (when I come home), yes, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the mare who comes back home with you.">"I'm gonna be the mare who's comin' home with you.""No, NO! NONONONONNONOOOOOOOO!!"https://youtu.be/CcqEva2K-V0?si=i6-I7SROrO-Tinpe
>>42554435Use a foghorn to disrupt the song.
>>42554435Sure.Just keep marching in place.Just like that.Good thing I stopped by Sugarcube Corner today.I have pies.Lots of pies.
>>42550195>Everyone waits expectantly for our wizard's first move.>There's a gremlin for everyone.>"I cast warm breeze.">What?"You gotta explain that one to me.">"Gremlins are known weather pests. They like to cause all kinds of weather problems. Unless you take that option away from them.">Shining Armor nods.>"Very smart. They take out their short swords.">Damn it!>They all miss, none of them have any skills in melee.>Nice.>Except one gremlin throws weird ball at you which explodes into purple smoke.>"Roll an Evasive.">Crude, do you cheat again?>Roll normally.>Average result.>"Sadly that is not enough. Your clothes are burning right now.">Just my clothes?>Taku growls out her next move.>"I take out the cheating monster with my high flying henshin dive kick right in that gremlin's stupid face. He's distracted by attacking Anon so I use my Tricky ability to get an edge on my attack. Sneak attack to the face jerk.">"Ok, ok you take him out easily. No need to act it out.">Goldie starts to roll her dice.>"Multiattack time. I buck one of the gremlins into another one with a strong hit. Don't forget my Iron Hoof perk.">Shining looks down behind the screen.>"Hold on, checking rules for throwing. Right, they're both taken out. Dot you have to start combat by singing.">Dot is smug about that.>"Laughter ability. Side Splitter. Performance check that deals damage. In the spirit of laughter that's only a move action. Then I clobber him with my Dot Box over his head.">She really is a min-maxer.>Shining sighs.>"That takes care of that gremlin. Anon, what are you doing?""Stop drop and roll.">"You're able to quickly prevent losing most of your clothes. Your legs and torso can been seen under the holes. Muscles flinch from the exposure. Everypony can see the your bare skin.""Now hold on, before you decide to go auto-erotica, why would the characters care? Humans are now shoehorned into the setting. They would know what one looks like and not care. Ponies don't normally wear clothes.">Floor is chewing on her lip.>"It's kind of hot.""Not to your wizard.">"Maybe she does.""Is Shining Armor hot because you can see his legs?">She refuses to answer, just get redder."Fine, last action I get back up. Floor please blast the last one.">"O-oh right. Lancing beam to attack.">Shining nods at the result.>"Gone. Congrats fillies and Anon. That was the first combat.">That went faster than most games you've played."Can I please patch my clothes?">"Well like you said, no pony normally wears clothes.""I will use the curtains on the window if I have to.">He rolls his eyes.>"Fine. Where do you all go now?">Dot raises a hoof.>"Gremlin ecology doesn't put them in a basement, they're sky pests.""If we want a in-universe reason, probably to trip up any adventurers not expecting it.">The group shrug at that idea.>Taku points at the map.>"I think those are stairs on the map. Let's take them and climb the tower."
>>42554435that's pretty good desu.Thank you for the green
>>42554708Great update anon
>>42555574It was only on Page Four you muppet.
>>42555576I know but I'm going to work and I want to slow down the morning slideschizo that has been doing his thing for a week straight
She sure is desperate to keep the thread on Page 1 for some reason...
>>42555921False sense of security.
>>42555576Sometimes it can’t wait
>>42555913
>>42553929Worse luck next time witch.
>celonstia comes to rape you
>>42557430>the bootleg mares are back
>>42557469That’s just G5 Posey
>>42557182
>>42557512G5 Posey doesn't have wings.
>>42558260I won’t lie to you I didn’t even see them
>>42554708>Man, screw traps.>These things are targeting you in particular.>"Don't worry Anon, I'll patch you up with my heal kit.">Taku is really eager to heal.>She mocks putting hooves on you, still too nervous to actually touch you.>"You can feel how soft his skin is as you wrap bandages on him.">Shut up Shining."This wizard's tower is almost not worth it. We keep getting slowed down.">Basement door opens up once more as Floor Tile bounces safely down the stairs.>"Hello heroes, don't mind me. Just taking the trash and refilling drinks.">Another napkin is passed to you as she moves from pony to pony.>Shining Armor sits there as she moves by, watching you.>His goal is obvious, get your character mind control so he can puppet it to do, stuff.>Probably lewd stuff.>"Prince Armor, I figured you would appreciate some wine. Took it out of the pantry.">His ears swivel to her before turning his head.>"You didn't have to do that Ms.">"Please call me Tile, and you are an important guest. We keep it around for just an occasion.">"Right, Tile. Well, it wouldn't hurt.">Sadly, you don't recognize the brand or flavor.>Pony wine is weird to you.>Shining taps a gulp before breathing out deeply.>Goldie crinkles her nose from the alcoholic smell.>"Well, this dungeon is getting tough. We're only a fourth of the way up.""Almost like it was designed for us to lose eventually.">Dot Matrix spins a d4 on the table as she weighs in.>"I mean if I was an evil enchantress I would make my tower impossible too.">Floor Bored taps her hooves together.>She's looking at the spells she has.>Shining told her to use the mind control spell on Anon.>Just can't bring herself to do it.>You know he told her to do it.>He ain't that slick.>"Taku, how do you feel about the two of us fly up the tower?">Taku hums at the question.>"I dunno. We would be out in the open.">You take a quick swig of your drink, and peak at the message.>It's a picture.>A box with a crude stick figure of you standing out of it.>Think outside the box?"Floor, you have fireball right?">"Yeah?""According to the rules you can shape the spell to do a different trick with some down shift in your magic role.">"It burns a resource, but it is possible.""All right girls, forget climbing the tower. We're going to bring it down.">Dot waves her hooves in the air.>"Explosives! In my O&O game?">Goldie chimes right back in.>"More likely than you think.">Look between the two giggling mares.>Clearly an in joke."We're going to blow up the tower.">Shining glares at you before standing up in his seat.>"You're going to find that difficult to do, or safe.""Goldie, tie off our rope off window. We're going back outside. Dot, you've been mapping out our progress. Load bearing pillars, can your game boy.">"Dot Box.""Whatever, Dot Box. Can you find them?">"I probably don't even need to do that. My character is smart enough to identify that.">Right, this might able to work.
>>42558626Good shit anon
>>42557430Oh dear
>>42557932
>>42558260Her most defining feature is her racism to non-earth ponies.
>>42558800Thanks. I do apologize for the lack of>rape
>>42558626I can only assume Floor Tile isn't doing this for us just out of the good of her heart
>>42560412It’s 100% she’s jealous of Cadence
>>42560412Last generation Neets never forget old grudges.
>>42561154It was unforgivable for her to be forgotten, even if he probably never actually interacted with her in the first place.
>Las Pegasus, 2029 AD>The ponies rose from the ashes of goon war>Their war to molest mankind had raged for decades, but the final battle would not be fought in the future>It would be fought in our present.>Tonight.>THE TER-MARE-NATOR
>>42558626>"Fine. You can repel down the tower with your rope. Did you forget that your entrance closed behind you?">Taku slowly floats her pegasus character down the tower with little flapping noises before stopping to address Shining.>"Like you said, that trap was made to keep us inside. Easier to open from the outside.">Shining mutters under his breath.>"Should have trapped the windows.""Too late and wouldn't had worked.">He looks really red at the cheeks."All right mares, let's play a game of demolition.">Goldie Mops tippy taps her hooves on the table with glee.>"Right, so this tower is clearly a construct. Building type. You know what that means girls?">Her friends groan, much to the confusion to the two guys."So?">Floor Bored sips out of her little apple juice cup before answering.>"Goldie is our GM most of the time. She likes big monsters.">"BIG monsters! Roar, my beam breathe will roast the town.">"Needless to say, we as a group are very familiar with the siege mechanics this system has.""This game has siege rules?">It was Goldie's turn to sound frustrated.>"Confused? That's because the rules to put it all together are splatter haphazardly across the book.">At least, that's you think she said.>Lisp is real strong.>"Anyway, the Wizard's Tower is a spell that has a set structure. Rooms can be rearranged, but the basic structure is still there.">Taku points to the tower drawn on the map.>"Right here and here are known weak spots.">Dot lazily sits back in her chair with a wide.>"As you can imagine, you lose any chance of good loot if you destroy the tower. Hence why it isn't option numero uno.""Well treasure isn't on the priorities of my desires. Stopping the wizard is.">Pages can be heard flipping behind the GM screen.>Armor must be trying to double check.>Goldie stops intimating some kind of dragon for the moment.>"Pages 55, 89, 199, 360-363, and I'd recommend looking at the Star Bear for a creature that has an ability to destroy large objects. Or!">She turns around to her saddlebags and pulls out a messy book with taps and notes sticking out of it.>"My very own super duper monster attack book. I complied the rules that came out in the rules, the magazines, fan suggested homebrew, my superior suggested homebrew, adventure paths.">Nodding along as she continues to explain to a increasingly frustrated Shining, you lean down to whisper to Floor."Ok, so I've been guessing at what your friend says this entire time. Does you actually understand her?">Floor rolls her eyes, before thinking a moment.>Then proceeds to facehoof.>"I didn't.""You don't?">"No, I didn't. Until I became an alicorn, which I'll remind you, I didn't realize happened to me.""Have you all been faking understanding her this whole time!?">"We understood her intent most of the time. Seemed to work for you.""She's the GM!">"You have to understand, we only did giant monster fights with her. NPCs were made to scream and run.">Bonkers.
>>42561909Poor Goldie Mopps
Traveling for a while.Don’t do anything I wanna do.
>>42562139Don’t pick up any hitchhiking mares.
Don’t die overnight
Eris-proofing
Sometimes mares will appear in your bed
>>42563284Violence is the only answer.
>>42563284How rude of them
>>42562100Don't let your sympathy drop your guard Anon.
>>42563586
>>42563284CURSE YOU, RARITY!!!!
>>42564523Do you have anything that works on chaos freaks?
>Fluttershy publishes a fanfic about (You)
>>42565146>"Oh, hi Anon!">"Sooo~ is it true that you had sex with a clone army of Fluttershys when that mirror pool thing happened?">"And is it also true that you give the best belly rubs in all of Equestria?"
>>42565157No, Twilight destroyed that mirror pool when Pinkie Pie destroyed Ponyville. Fluttershy never got to use it. Also you need some kind of magic passcode for it and I don't think Pinkie ever told anyone what that was.Yes I do. To good ponies. Let me know if you know any, oat thief.
>>42565345>"B-but... Can I have some belly rubs too?">"I'm sorry for stealing oats."
>>42565539You're stealing my oats right now!
>>42565539OAT TAKERMARE WITHOUT HONOR
>>42565539Ahhh fuck, I can't be mad at Lyra when she makes that face. Someone kill me.
>>42561909>Shining is gritting his teeth as Goldie excitedly and autistically expounds upon poorly defined rules.>"And if we want to do kaiju on kaiju battles the size rules help explain how easily play it.">"Enough. Sit down. Put your book away. Now!">Shining stands up in the chair snorting mad trying to wrangle his players and plans together.>A loud rip is heard as his robes fall off his body.>"What the!? Now this happens as well? Of all the dumbest nonsense.">As the stallion is venting at his destroyed clothes you look at the mares.>Ears pointed straight, eyes focused, nostrils flared mouths agape.>They're all looking at the stallion now unclothed.>Right, he still a 10/10 for ponies.>Dude is snorting and huffing right now.>That wasn't an accident.>Look up the stairs were Neet MILF is probably listening very closely.>Her hooves are very deft, it is honestly scary.>So very glad she isn't that power against you.>This might be your opening.>Think outside the box right?>Floor is supposed to have her way with you.>Time to make the prince consort the target."Been a while Shining. Still work out.">He looks at you with a confused twitch.>"What? Ok, shut up. What's this plan about blowing up the tower?">Goldie mumbles under her breath.>"I already explained it. Didn't you hear me?">Aw man, she sounds like this happens to her a lot.>Floor recovers first and speaks up.>"Like Goldie said, Wizard's Tower has certain weaknesses that we can exploit. Here on this section is the worst one. Which is why later published adventures didn't give players easy access to basements.">Dot Matrix bluntly laughed.>"Guess you weren't around when that strategy became more commonplace.">Taku seems more excited as well.>"Right so, we alchemically mix the fireball spell into alchemy vial. One pony opens the trap door and stays there so they can reopen it.">Floor nods along and continues the plan of attack.>"I'll down shift my spell casting to make it stronger the longer I wait to trigger it. Dot, shape the explosion to go all into the load baring fixture. Don't want to auto-fail the spell by adding more additions to it.""I guess I'll be a cheerleader on the side.">"I didn't say you would succeed.">Shining Armor horsily snorts his objections.>"The wizard made a more powerful version of the Wizard's Tower to avoid this kind of problem.">That's when the yelling starts.>Oh boy GM vs players fighting.>"More powerful!? Shining Armor are you listening to yourself? It doesn't work like that.">"It does when I say so.">Taku's turn to slam her hooves down.>"All right then. Explain how it is more powerful. Adding more supporting pillars doesn't change the outcome. We'd bring more explosives.">Shining pulls himself to full height over his GM screen.>"Magic. The pillars are magic, impossible to destroy.">Dot laughs even hard at that.>"Shining, the wizard would be rolling in dough if she could do that."
>>42565539>stop stealing me, nigger
>>42565707>Something weird is going on here.>These nerds are standing up to Shining Armor.>No hesitation.>Bold.>It's very unusual.>Floor had a heart attack at the thought of meeting you in her room.>Now she's having a shouting match with the former captain of Equestria.>Reevaluating what you've noticed.>Shining is flushed with energy and red with frustration.>Actually odd that he's loosing his cool.>The mares are all animated.>Look at the now empty wine he drank.>Did the Neet MILF spike it with something weird?>That trick was tried on you once.>"Nothing in Canterlot has magic stones like that Shining. This mare would be rolling in dough if she could make the only spell that made invincible infrastructure. Forget mind control, she'd be the most in demand mare in the world. Everypony would meet her price.">Shining throws is hooves in the air.>"Fine! You can blow up the tower. There, are you all happy?">The players whinny in their victory.>Armor looks at you pointedly.>It was your idea after all.>"The tower creaks and crumbles with terrifying force. The ground upends with rapid erosion beneath your hooves and none of you can remain standing.">Share a look between your fellow players.>"Dust chokes your breathing, vision is watery, your thoughts think it is the end of the world. Yet it doesn't. Eventually peace returns and the dust settles.""So what do we see when we look around.">"The tower has indeed collapsed.">Right, he's not going to concede."So we win?">"As your character asks that a powerful laugh is heard. All of you look up to see a mare slowly descend surrounding by a magic energy shield. 'Foolish ponies, you tried to take the easy way out. For that, I'll make you squirm. I am too Great and Powerful for any of you.' Anon, she hits you with a spell.">Wonder if objecting is going to do anything."Do I get a role to resist?">"Anon your character tries, but it's useless. She is more powerful than you.">"We go to attack her!">Dot, Taku, and Goldie shout out quickly.>Dices are rolled.>Floor doesn't, she's looking at you nervously.>"The attacks bounce off the shield. The human starts to take off his clothes. His smell is strangely amplified.""Not as much as a hot-blooded stallion. Don't even have to undress them.">Shining is taken aback from your counter.>"All of you look at Anon and see his unique psychology.""Not as appealing as a chiselled stallion.">Princess Floor Bored is looking between the two of you as you go back and forth.>Are you really going to do vocal erotica for a group of sexless neets to save your ass?>Yeah.>They'll probably get to hot under the collar before they all run in embarrassment.>"Bipedal body makes his rump more accented.""Too lean and frail compared to a manly stallion who could carry you.">Shining looks down at your junk.>Right, he's never actually seen you naked.>Despite the attempts from his wife and daughter."Also the stallion has the perfect package for a mare."
>>42565950Now that’s a dangerous game
>>42565950That boi is trying to get them to has sex with you so he can watch
>>42565950This has been a real fun read anon
>"Now do you remember who you are, what you were meant to do?">"I cheated rape thanks to you. And thanks to you I've left my mark. You have too.">"You've written your own greens. You're your own man.">"I'm Anonymous, and you are too. No, he's the two of us together." >"Where we are today, we built it. This story, this 'legend', it's ours.">"We can change the thread, and with it, the future." >"I am you and you are me. Carry that with you wherever you go. Thank you, my friend." >"From here on out, you're Anonymous."
>>42566722>rape
uppies
>>42566295He would watch is wife too. The cuck.
>"Hey, Anon. What're you-">"Ah!? Stop that! That love juice can be in a mare!">"Stop it, stop it!"
>>42567995No, NO! NONONONNONONONNONONONONONNOO!!
>>42567995Oh no
>>42565950>Shining Armor snorts as we stares you down from his GM screen.>"The powerful wizard mare disintegrates the human's clothes and puppets him. Floor, he grabs you and kisses you deeply. His hot breath mixes with your own.">Still role-playing huh."Floor your blurry eyes reveal that the human was an unicorn stallion this entire time. A disguise spell. Stunning white and cool blue. He nips at your ears as he whispers how much he wants you to take him.">At this point the mares are just staring at you two talking nonsense.>Armor growls in response.>"What nonsense are you talking about, Anon? I'm the GM remember.""Floor, take the stallion. He wants it, and if he doesn't. YOU can take him princess.">"You can't be serious. Floor, this whole charade was so you can finally do something with Anon. Bucking lazy neet. Fine. He's here. Do it.""Screw that. Shining Armor would be a such a better lay. Dude is a DILF. You know how Flurry likes to talk how this oblivious oaf has the eyes of every mare he walks past. The untouchable consort prince, but not for you right here, right now.">"What!? That's the idiotic angle you were gunning for this entire time?! Of all the inane foalish tantrums.">He slaps aside the GM screen with his hoof and grabs you with magic.>Resist as much as you can from being dragged.>"Floor. Do something now. No more wasting time.""Floor. For all neets everywhere, take the fucking jock that looked down on all of you.">Both of you are yelling.>Floor is gripping her head, looking down at the floor.>Her horn is glowing.>For the first time, it is glowing.>"Shut up. Shut up! Shut up!!!">Her mane is going wild as she jerks straight up at you two.>Eyes are filled with madness and swirl with mental confusion.>She grabs you and throw you across the room straight into a pile of boxes.>Floor turns to Shining and magically grabs him and pulls him onto the table.>Shining is wide-eyed with shock.>Only for a moment.>"You idiot.">The magical aura around Armor breaks quickly and in turn he starts to push back.>"Typical. Just typical. Floor, you're horn is small enough to fit on filly's head. In what reality did you think that would work?">Floor is sweating hard as she realized just how screwed she was.>Towering over her on the table, his horn overshadows her.>"Get him!">Dot is the first to yell out.>Taku yelps as she scrambles up and grab a leg.>Goldie launches herself on Shining's back and starts to pull on his mane.>"Don't you dare look down on our friend. And you're a bad GM.">Dot is slower, trying to drag her chunky body, but she wraps herself around the stallion's neck.>All together they start to pull him down.>Only for a moment.>They all squeal in surprise as he bodily rises.>A quick hoof, a flip, and bite.>All it took and they were thrown down.>"Flabby, slow, dull, all of you. I was literally the captain of Equestria. Top shape, in body, mind, and magic. Did any of you think you had a chance?"
>>42568648I hope that Shining gets raped by some sweaty neet mares in the end
>>42568648>This is it, you can run right now and get away.>Just like every other time.>"I am a bucking Sparkle. Four of you have no hope to ever measure up.">He's pinned three of them to the table beneath his deft hooves.>Taku, Dot, and Goldie struggle under his physical fitness.>Floor Bored is quickly losing the magical struggle.>Tears are breaking on the corner of her eyes.>Quickly, you spring up and dart towards the stairs.>Shining doesn't even notice, you're too quiet over all the noise.>Look back.>Eyes meet with Floor.>She only has a few moments.>There is no chance for this hopeless helpless mare.>...>Damn it.>With as much idiot luck you can muster, you spring back towards the table.>Goldie sees you coming first.>"Anon! Run!">Shining glances behind and sees you.>Wish a smirk he lets up on Floor Bored and gets ready to counter whatever nonsense you have planned.>A punch, kick, tackle?>He's seen your games and nothing you can do will surprise him.>Except for fingers up both nostrils.>Gross, so gross.>Nimbly you twirl your fingers in his nose until you find what you're looking for.>Stallion pushes you away.>"What the tartarus, Anon!? Do you always have to do weird manure?">Rubbing his nose, he looks up at you.>He stops cold as ice.>Twirling in your mucus covered fingers are little filter tablets."Princess Neet is also known for her aromatic neet smell. Something you've not had to deal with in many decades, you ass. Unlike the rest of us. I knew you couldn't handle it. Something Cadance whipped up for you, eh?">Blue is creeping up his face as he tries to not breathe.>That's when the neets all strike.>Like an oozing force from the deep they all rise to his exposed underbelly.>Dot Matrix nibbles at his neck with her buck teeth.>Taku starts to lick his abs.>Goldie, Goldie goes for the gold.>Straight into his ball sack like a pair of goggles and breathes in deeply.>All of this at once makes the stallion gasp with shock.>Blue is quickly replaced by green as the neet smell overwhelms him.>Floor is the Neet Princess.>Dirty, smelly, and most importantly horny.>Very horny.>For the first time in her life, she takes initiative.>Floor kisses Shining Armor like a french slut.>Smell is only going to get worse for you prince.>Have fun.>With that, you take your escape.>Bolt up the stairs and through the door.>Stumble over the MILF Neet.>Watching the whole time like a creep.>Guess some neet habits never change.>Floor Tile looks up at you with the bottle that she had poured out earlier.>Crystal Empire brand with Cadance's mug slapped on it.>'Spice up your sex life with this alcoholic aphrodisiac.'"Oh the irony.">Tile doesn't even respond.>Bitter tears of regret and finally victory start to pour down her face.>Whatever story or life she lived, ain't your concern.>Done being a pawn for a MILF.>Time to get out.>Bolt for the front door.>Clumsily unbolt every lock, and escape into the bright sun.>Freedom.
>>42568779You did a good job
>>42563586is there such a thing as being violently cuddled by a mare?
>>42569130I mean we just witnessed it
8 is no place to be
>>42569130Fluttershy loves to do violent cuddling.
>TFW pg8
>"Anooooooon let me innnnnnnn!">"I promise I won't molest you just open the doooooor!"
>>42571134"I'm not home right now!"
>>42571134I’m not falling for that again
>>42568779>Brightness makes it hard to see.>"Oh hey, he got out.">Vision quickly returns.>A female guard turns to the stallion next to her.>"Looks like I owe you 5 bits.">Guards are milling about everywhere.>At the center on the front lawn, the princesses.>Celestia leans up from a lawn chair drinking tea.>Luna is dead asleep.>Cadance is playing with Flurry.>Twilight...is not here.>Probably nose deep in that internet project.>A golden glow shuts the door behind you.>Celestia is very quick to respond.>"Anon! Looks like you escaped.">Flurry frowns as she sees how intact your clothes were.>"A failed rape it seems. Thought Floor Bored would snap and finally getcha.">Cadance scrunches her stupid pink face.>"Guess Shiny didn't quite do the job.""He did his job. Just redirected the rape onto him.">Flurry gags.>"Gross. Didn't want to know that.">Cadance facehooves and drags them across her face with a deep groan.>With a shrug you carefully look for a way out."Can I go now? That was a fiasco.">Princess Celestia closes a book she had opened and gets up.>"Well this will be considered a failed attempt. Which means the cycle can now continue. What do you think, Luna?">Luna drools in her sleep and sleep mumbles nonsense.>"Oh sister. I agree. Anon, these games have been trying. I propose we take you right here and now.">Luna jerks straight awake when her sister says that, bags still under her eyes.>"What? Are we doing it now?""Hold on now. The whole point was that one of you can claim me as your own.">"Oh don't worry. We'll share.">Cadance has a disturbing grin that matches the cold dread inside you.>They've been waiting for Floor to finally get her attempt, they've all gone mad with horny.>Turn around to open the door.>Locked up tight."Come on, in front of the guards!?">"They'll be helping. Guard! Get us the energy boosting smoothies.">Flurry yells out to one guard closest to her.>They're going to kill you.>Celestia saunters closer to you.>Horn not even charged with magic.>Just a white grin of death.>In her shadows, Luna stalks like a predator.>Cadance has that doopy smile whenever she says hi to you.>Flurry is drinking something probably high in caffeine.>There's a shock wave.>Something whips your clothes up in like a heavy storm rolled in.>Despite not looking at it, a bright light glows behind you.>All the princesses look very confused.>Then the house creaks.>Time slows as a power envelops the entire building and lifts it.>Pipes bursts, wires fray, wood crumples.>The entire house rises up."What the hell!?">Light emanates from the basement entrance.>Make a concerted effort to keep your mouth from flopping open.>First you see a horn, a long horn.>Attached to it you see a filthy looking mane that somehow flows.>Wings look powerful despite being not preened.>You get an answer from Celestia.>"Alicorn puberty.">Princess Floor Bored strides up the stairs of her basement.>She looks horny.
>>42571847Welp…
>>42571847Did not see that coming
>>42571847Oh shit oh fuck this is bad. This is REALLY bad. How is Anon gonna weasel out of this one?
>>42571847"Alicorn puberty? What is that?">"A time when an alicorn is hit with the full power and potential of what makes them, them. It won't last long, but right now nothing can stop her.">Luna backs up a step.>"She never hit it until now, it has been stewing inside her this whole time. This might be the worst case of alicorn puberty I've heard seen or heard.">Flurry finishes sipping her drink.>"So are we boned?">Looking right at Floor, she isn't talking, just drooling.>It's the eyes.>They have dicks dancing in them.>This bestial thing, is hungry for primal urges.>Raping Shining has awaken her true Neetness.>Celestia nods.>"We are.">Luna shrinks, knowing she can't run."She's about to inflict us with every fantasy and fetish this deviant knows. I have seen her dreams!">Some of the guards try to charge their magic, nothing happens.>No magic is allowed, only hers.>One last gambit."Behold, Princess Neet. The entirety of society who has failed you. From the white horse all the way down to the nepo baby. Fuck them all.">Muster adrenaline fueled strength and grab Celestia.>Whip her around and present her."They get what's coming to them! Fuck them!">Horniess washes over as Floor's reality becomes real.>The stench is unreal, the little magic filters in your hands fizzle out.>Tentacles appear to grab Celestia to take her every hole.>Luna turns to run, only to be grabbed by what looks like an oversized magic double of herself.>With a package that is bigger than her whole body.>Cadance finds herself sitting on a couch.>"Well this is strange.">Several zebras lean over her.>"This doesn't seem so bad.">They're anthro.>Cadance screams.>Guards everywhere turn on each other under the horny mind control.>M/F, F/F, M/M, M/F/FM, the combinations don't stop.>A shadow cover Princess Flurry.>She looks up at Floor with a smile and a hope.>"Go home and match the MMR in the game. We've been waiting for you to catch up.">Flurry throws her hooves up in the air.>"Oh come on!">Then vanishes.>Never been in a rape storm before.>Kind of gross.>Floor, the Neet demon turns to you.>This whole time you were looking for a way out.>Time had run out.>"Whip. It. Out.""Right. Before we do. Where are the other girls?">Faint flicker of recognition crosses Floor.>"Sleeping. Whip. It. Out. Now. Slowly.">An unwashed miasma flows from her mouth.>Juices of sweat and other fluids matte her fur.>Worse of all, the genitals are scrolling through all options.>What tool to use on your sad human body.>Pretty sure that was a changeling ovipositor you just saw.>Wing boners are heavy and throbbing.>Horn spurts out magical jizz that just miss you.>It makes the grass die.>Out of options.>Then you hear a plane.>Time slows as both Floor and you look at a ball that falls between you.>It explodes.>Deodorant bombs pops off.>Coughing hard, you run.>Floor rages in the cleanliness.>Look up to see a bi-plane with Fluttershy.
>>42571963This is fantastic
>>42571963>"Anon, grab my hoof!">Sprint like your ass depends on it.>Don't look back.>Can feel the eyes on the back of your head.>Fetishes unfathomable to imagination is born in reality.>Don't focus on them.>Indiana Jones this shit.>If you fail this, you won't have the energy or time to escape.>The plane is low, as Flutters stretches out her hoof.>Zooming overhead, the blades practically whistle inches above your crown.>Then you jump.>Foot sticks in the fence and jump again.>Stretch out a hand and snatch at Fluttershy.>Her hoof is wet.>Ew.>Something grabs your leg and rips your pants."Go! Go! Go!">With a heave, the plane flips upright and climbs.>Bowling over into the seat with Fluttershy, you scramble upright."Did you really masturbate before you came here!?">"I was really excited to save you.">Looking back, you see Floor Bored's home.>A nightmare of fetishes realized.>It is utterly terrifying, and you are so glad you escaped by the skin of your teeth.>"So is being rescued in a biplane your fetish, Anon?""You saw that cacophony of horniness, and that's what you have to ask!?">Fluttershy nods."No. It isn't. Thank you for saving me though.">"Yay.">Look up to the front seat."Fluttershy, why is there a pig with aviators flying the plane?">"Oh I taught him how to fly a plane. There's this movie Taku shared with me that was really fun and I really wanted to see if I could get a pig to actually fly the plane.">She drones on with weeby excitement.>All you can do is groan.>Thank you, fucking Fluttershy.--->Be Floor Bored, completely embarrassed.>After the power high of whatever the tartarus happened to you, you're now back to normal size.>Think you're going to be sick again.>Princess Celestia is patting your back.>"There, there Floor. It's happened to all of us.""I didn't mean to do all that! I don't know what came over me.">"Oh that. I was talking about missing Anon. Right, the puberty thing won't happened again. A one time thing. Wooo, could you imagine if we had to do that again.">All around you, a clean up crew in hazmat suits are washing this disaster.>The house is safely being put back down and reattached.>"I remember when alicorn puberty hit me. Oh me, I was such a fireball that day. Killed so many dragons. There's a reason why they don't invade Equestria. The survivors haven't forgotten.">Luna is just sleeping it off.>Cadance is dragging her husband out of the house.>"Lost to four nerds, not your best moment.">"Why does it smell worse out here!?">Look back up to the smiling form of Celestia."So am I grounded?">"Community service.">Buck.
>>42572165The ponies shall sing songs of this day.The hentai bomb that melted Canterlot.
>>42568765Wish granted it seems.
>>42572165Incredible
>slide protector bump
>>42572191They'll make a light novel for, then an ok manga, then a terrible anime that gets 3 seasons.
>>42573245Sounds about right.There will be fanart, of course.And it will be far raunchier than any of the official media.
>>42572433Whose, though…If it was Eris, she would have wanted in on the action.
>>42573585She doesn’t have the patience for O&O games.
>>42573805She’d certainly make the only one she’d get invited to interesting
>>42573314Fluttershy would try to buy the body pillow of Anon.
>>42574417I mean who would stop her
>>42574874Anon might encourage just so he can a moment of peace.
>>42572165>Doing community service because there is no justice.>Back in Canterlot helping with the clean up.>You said this was all in self defense.>Alicorn puberty wasn't a thing you had any idea existed.>Celestia nodded along with your explanation, then gave you a mop and shooed you out the door.>She should be out here!>Whatever.>"Anon. Hey, Anon.">Look over to Floor.>She has on a funny shirt saying sorry.>"So I can barely remember what happened with you. Everything was all about you.">Before you can answer Dot Matrix butts in.>Literally with her fat flank, bumping you aside.>"What she means she was totally going to pound town with ya.">They're all here doing community service."Flew out of here on a plane.">Goldie holding a broom in her mouth clearly expresses herself.>"A plane? Really? You had that kind of escape plan just ready to go. Just how many steps in your keikaku (which means plan)?""I know.">"Don't interrupt. In your plan. That included using us as tools against Shining Armor.">Wow, snippy today ain'tcha.""Look, when you have to deal with ponies, you have to plan against bull.">Taku finishes polishing a street lamp.>"With Fluttershy flying of all ponies. She's told me you play hard to get.""Oh that. So I had rented a plane from a local called Cherry Berry. I thought she was the one going to pick me up, but the grump sold out. Fluttershy paid her more to be the pilot. Well, it was a pig who flew, but Fluttershy almost really screwed me there.">Taku spits out the rag she was using and looks for a new one.>"A pig. Really? Can I meet him?""I dunno. You'll have to ask Flutters. That dude looked really good in his polite outfit. When pigs fly am I right?">They all look at you with dejected confused expressions."Never mind.">Working outside goes against their nature.>It's yours as well, but you'll complain about everything."Also, what do you mean I used you against Shining Armor? Y'all willingly jumped him.">Dot rubs her belly with a flinch.>"He really kick me good too. This bruise is going to last.""I saw the hickies he has on his neck. You got him back real good.">That got a 'hur hur' laugh out of her.>"Abs. Those delicious abs. I almost rubbed myself raw on them.">Taku drools as she remembers what she did.>"I even got to lick his belly button.">Ew.>Goldie sighs as she remembered the balls she wore as glasses.>..."So what else did you all do?">Floor shrugs as she sits in the shade again.>Lazy neet."Like what did you all do after that? I know it triggered that power up, Floor.">Bored rubs the back of her neck and refuses to look at you."Did? Did you all not do anything else to Shining?">Dot finally answers you.>"We kind of just, got overwhelmed.""You're kidding.">Floor throws her hooves in the air.>"No. We all orgasmed. I kissed a stallion for the first time and lost it. They all feel asleep instantly and I went Super Princess Floorb. Walked up the stairs and you know the rest."
>>42575676Fantastic
>>42575676This story is a fun ride
>8Does ammunition spawn here?
>>42576406>Flutterrape - Counterstrike>"Long_Bong_Anon_69_420, (47 HP) vs GonnaGetYou_Shy, good luck!"
How the fuck is this still going? Are you actually creating anything original after 12+ years? how the fuck
>>42576461We just got a new longform greentext
>>42576757Probably a bot.
>>42578027vile
>>42575676Anon could've avoided this if he just took his vehicle to the Pay 'n Spray to clear his wanted level
>>42578027That anon is deceased
>>42575676"You all didn't even have sex with him.">All the neets share a nervous grin between them."After all that, you didn't even have sex with him.">Floor nods as you start to get incensed."I had to scrape, fight, and weasel my way to victory. He bumbled his way out of his own trap because none of you have the stamina to even get past first base.">"Hey, I sniffed his balls.">One finger straight up to hush her."I spent a lot of money, time learning O&O, mental fortitude to survive. And all I had to do.">Floor starts shrinking as your gaze pierces her."Was to give you a head pat, because you can't handle anything else.">She's wishy-washy with her answer, shakes her head side to side.>"Maybe.">You.>See.>Red."Oh, I'm going to put hands on you. I'm going to wash you with soap and water until that nub of a horn shines like the sun! Get your ass here! I'm going to drown you in soap!">Princess Floor Bored, princess of all Neets, screams.>Like her life depends on it, she jumps away from your attempt to grab her."I will squeeze all the oil your mane has until you look like Celestia's daughter!">"Help! He's gone mad.">Bucket, water, and soap in hand, you start to chase her.>The other three neets follow after both of you.>Taku is closest behind you and grabs your leg.>It doesn't slow you down.>"Anon! Tsundere are not supposed to act on their violent tendencies in the final episode.">Goldie trots after you next.>"I think that's more your fault, Anon. Manage your own expectations.">Dot Matrix trudges behind.>Already heaving and having trouble breathing.>"Come. Come on. Buck. I need to run. Bleh. More. Get back here. This blows."--->Be Floor Tile, watching your daughter, a princess, run away from an ape alien.>Sipping tea with your friends.>Punch Card, Home Sick, Noodle, and Bottom Deck sit across the street."Well the plan wasn't a total success, but I'm still ok with the results.>"Are you kidding, our daughters got to touch the heavens and walk away champions.">Home Sick sits with an ice pack on her head and a bowl of soup.>Never had the best constitution.>Punch Card watches Dot wheeze her way after the group.>"They got a chance that we lost all those years ago.">Noodle has her box of ramen instead of tea.>"Are y'all kidding? They took hooves to the face and they never gave up. My little Taku was a real anime hero.">Watch as a scene grows bigger, the guards have tackled Anon."Well, we really should thank Anon. For his tough exterior, he still stopped to help them.">Bottom Deck finishes making the magical copies of the recording you took.>"A victory over that trixie, Cadance, is a win in my book.">All sit satisfied.>Then worried.>An entire platoon of guards are latched on to Anon and you can hear them screaming.>"How is he still moving! Holy bucking manure!">"Floor, I am going to stuff you in a washing machine!">Floor is scrambling away poorly."We probably should help.">The End.
>>42578237>The EndCan't wait for the sequel.
>something something metaphor, the oats are your virginity
quick bump before bed
>>42578237This was a really fun green anon, I hope to see more from you in the future.
Doom on all spammers and flooders.
>”Welcome to Page 10, Anon!”>”Ive missed (You)!”
>>42579670But we just had a new green. You didn’t even acknowledge it.
>>42579305Yeah it’s fucked
>>42579305glad we survived the spam
>>42580419Well it’s still ongoing, just gotta stay alert
>>42580534>>42580419Fluttershy is trying to find weird shit fetishes to get in our pants
>>42580536Sounds about right
>>42579670Hm hm heh, damnit. This sucks.
>>42578622Can only steal that once. And she missed that train.
>>42580536You said no to all the normal ones, but Fluttershy is open minded.
>>42580536But it’s Pinkie that was being spammed
>>42578330I'm not sure how to make a sequel to it.
>>42581676I wouldn’t worry about it
>>42579670Never missed you.
>the moon one bothers you again
>>42583069Of course I will. you're the only one who doesn't annoy me.
>>42583069>Luna shoves the inside of her shoe in front of your nose
>>42583358>Knocked out by the pungent stink.>Get raped>Awaken>Pic rel.
>>42583069Oh if you're burning up, trying hanging out on the moon. That should cool you off.
>>42583197Luna's tupla of Anon.
>>42583069>approaches humbly despite being royaltysee, this is why luna is the possible exception.
>>42583927She’s just trying to get your guard down
>>42583069beautiful linework, very questionable wording. Still, would cuddle Luna out of her anxiety.>>42583927And you have Celestia to thank for humiliating her that hard.>>42584084>Anon is escorted by guards>Luna gets his guards down>as in down to join her>MARED.mov
>>42584364>And you have Celestia to thank for humiliating her that hard.cool headcanon bro
>>42584364Sounds about right
>>42584533Imagine losing to a jobber. Luna doesn't.
>https://tantabus.ai/images/59373
>>42581308>your resistance to the loving attention of mares became legendary>adventurous and powerful mares now regard claiming you as a challenge>never-ending parade of extremely powerful equines trying to get into your pants>and then you attracted the attention of Eris
>>42584834If you didn’t try so hard they wouldn’t make a game out of it
Anon's chair when he isn't home pov
>>42584834Not interested in tranny Discord.
>>42585368>projecting
>>42585369Correct. I’m projecting my whateverthefuckfobia it’s called these days. I hate hate hate pronoun flipping Discord.
>>42585686Y-you'll NEVER defeat my spirit! You'll NEVER defeat God, you'll NEVER WIN!!>Gets rapedGAWWWWW MY SPIRIT!!
>>42585787You can't fight back against a mare who wants you to fuck her sister.
>>42585787The flesh is weak and the spirit is unwilling.
>>42586104Sounds like you’re fucked
>>42585686I will put lemon icing on a raisin muffin.
>>42586622Okay but will you put your monkey frosting in Marble's aching pony womb?
>shes in your fridge
>>42586705Well you weren't specific with your wording, so I grounded up chimps into a paste and gave it to Marble's gynecologist. I'm sure that old donkey doctor will help.
>>42585059>implying that Eris doesn’t enjoy the game…
>>42585778She finds (You) fascinating.
>>42586104The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
10’s a little low
>>42587411Way low.Lucky thing you caught it before Eris saw.
>>42587496Yeah talk about cutting it close
>>42587110>>42587112There ain't anyone interested in that thing.
>Get arrested by the ponice
>>42587710Is not being raped a crime, officer?
>>42587007You are going to take Marble and FUCK HER and you WILL cum inside and get her PREGNANT.
>>42588107No thank you
>>42588600You're mean
>>42588636And you’re gray
>>42588647Stop it
>>42588107No way, fag
>>42588107Bad news, Marble can't get pregnant. Something about chimp paste.
>>42589069>*zaps you with the 'You will get Marble Pie pregnant no ifs ands or buts' spell*
>>42589078>stick up finger to stop hererm... actually Pinko, I dont see myself doing that
>>42589135>*sticks a finger up your ass and massages your prostate so you cum super hard inside Marble*erm... I think you will be doing that actually
>>42589078You didn’t know the magic words! Get bent pastry for brains.
>>42589331>Tough cookies monkeyboy. Marble's already pregnant with your foal.>One sister down, three more to go.
>>42589367I watched you draw that with a pen.
>>42589143Stick your finger up Marble and get your sister pregnant. There you two go.
>>42587710>>42587827Yes.
>>42589857If not being raped is a crime, there's a pathetic earth pony by the name of Marble you should go visit. She really doesn't want to be raped by you.
>>42590305Good save
>>42580536Except to save time and avoid truly horrific fetish guesses, I’ve already told her that scat, futa, vore, and diapers are absolute turn-offs, and that I would never let here anywhere near me with that shit.
>>42590629This was because she already asked if golden showers were my fetish (with demonstration) and I was grossed out.I don’t hate her company. She’s honestly kinda cute when she’s not trying to get into my pants.
>>42590633But she's always trying to get in your pants.
>>42590305She’s not doing this out of kindness. Just to keep the chaos plague away.
I wonder if other creatures have to deal with this nonsense or is the human just unique. Maybe ponies are known pests which is why no one else are common.
>>42591402Fluttershy's collection of woodland creatures is just her harem
>>42591436Fluttershy would never treat her animals like that, they can’t consent
>>42591465>she needs to be actively denied consent in order to ignore it or else she can't get off
>Day flight of the damned in Equestria.>Be Hot Stuff, the fire dragon.>It's time.>The dragon migration to the sacred volcano.>A pilgrimage that all dragons partake in when they are able.>True, all dragons are big on the whole tough bro attitude, but that's mostly a hatchling mindset you grow out of.>For all the scales, claws, and breath attacks your kind sport.>It means nothing, a lesson the young ones learn.>For in that pilgrimage, you all have to fly through Equestria.>It makes you shudder."All right little bro. This is the first flight, stay close to me and never ever slow down.">Hot Spot is puffing his chest out.>"I don't need your help. Little ponies are a joke.">Growl at his idiocy, but continue the flight.>Crossing the border, you keep you eyes out.>Ponies are watching.>Waiting.>The sex freaks.>Hot Spot spurts out a geyser of flames, showing off."Don't show off.">He ignores you.>Blows smoke at some birds flying lower.>Much to his glee, they all scatter.>You want to smack him with your tail.>"Hey bro, it's a pony! I'm going to go scare them.">Idiot!"I told you to stay by me!">Drifting away from the shadow of your wings, he buzzes a pony.>It bounces away, clearly surprised.>"Watch where you going pony!">Hot Spot laughs, then tries to catch up to you.>Hope that this doesn't come to bite in the tail.>"Well, well, you're a spicy one aren't you cutie.">Hope shatters.>Hot Spot looks around and finds a white horse casually flying next to him.>"Wings and a horn? Who are you?">Celestia, scales above, it's her.>"Didn't you see me scare that pony? Scram before I get you.">Celestia licks her lips.>"Oh I'm hoping you get me.">Dive bomb towards your little brother."Duck moron!">Too late, magic wraps him up tightly.>Reaching out, you grab him and try to pull away."He's just a child. Let him go.">"Now, now, he's making the journey, he's old enough. I do love them young and vigorous.">Hot Spot realizes he can't move, and tries to blow flames on her.>They wash over her like a spring shower.>"Yes! Yes, keep fighting back!">His eyes turn to pinpoints.>Eggshells, she's in that kind of mood.>Pull as much as you can.>Both of you are falling now.>At this rate, you'll hit the ground.>Love your brother too much for this to happen to him, even if he's an idiot.>Look up and see an opening."Hot Spot, when I tell you. Fly as fast as you can.">"W-what are you doing?">Celestia is drooling in anticipation.>You twist your entire body in a corkscrew, and at the last moment fling your wings out.>Wacking Celestia with as much force you can muster, it surprises her.>The magical grip on Hot Spot stutters, so you take the opportunity.>Throw him as hard as you can to Smog.>He saw what was happening and flew low enough to catch him.>"I got him Hot Stuff!""Go! Go! Go!">Brother cries out in the exchange.>Barely can hear his cries of shook.>"Smog, go back for him! We can't leave him."
>>42591759Never had a chance
>>42591759>With a smile and thumbs up, that's the last thing your brother sees of you before he vanishes into the safety of the dragon flock.>And you fall.>Celestia has you now.>"Very brave. Hot Stuff was it? My sister and I are going to enjoy you.">Crashing into the ground, it knocks the air out of you.>It doesn't even faze her.>The fiery gaze no longer phased by such trivialities.>Blue magic starts to restrain you as well as Princess Luna appears.>"This one sister?">"He has offered his body as tribute for the safety of his kind. Let's not make waste of it.">Think of your people.>Bite down, and think of your people.>All because of fucking Celestia and Luna.
>>42591465They can't speak, but seem to communicate pretty well.
>>42592080Yeah but not well enough
>>42592575Enough that they sometimes help her to get you.
>>42592816Honestly I feel like that has come up less and less in stories and I kind of miss it.At least we had the pig pilot.
>>42591479So every time I say no to her it just makes her more excited. That’s gotta stop after all the denials. It’ll get old.
>>42593332You would think! And yet...
>>42593332At this point if you told her yes she might not even know what to do, or she’ll just fuck you until your dick melts off.
>>42591778Poor guy, but sacrifices have to be made
>>42593332Hence the rape.
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>>42593913Help the next generation learn of the pony problem.
Did Fluttershy appear in every generation of mlp? Like if Anon was to escape to G1, would he be safe?
>>42595360There is a rapist in each generation.
>>42595360>>42595375>"Hi, new coltfriend...!"
>>42595360Inside every mare of every generation there is a rapist, yearning to break free.
>>42595402I mean, yeah she's bad. She still isn't Fluttershy.
>7
Careful out there, boiz. She never stops plotting.
I'm going to have sex with a mare who isn't Fluttershy
>>42596256FOOL! It doesn't matter who!
>>42596265At least you only have to worry about one mare, Aple. The rest of us are fighting all the rest. Lazy good for nothing prince.
>you trap fluttershy in a social situation
>>42591778>Be Gary the griffon.>In flight school as a transfer student.>The only transfer student at this school.>Hometown had a raffle and you got the short straw.>As per agreement between the two nations, one griffon from a tribe is chosen to go to Equestria.>Usually a molly is chosen, but the princesses weren't happy with that little loophole your people tried to pull.>At least one of the transfers had to be a tom.>Evergrif knows it's a sacrifice.>Mom said she'll miss you.>Dad just kept drinking.>"Well if it isn't Spiny Gary.">Being bullied at the moment.>By mares."Would you shut up about my dick. Can't you think about anything else?">"As if anything else about you matters. Slow, sluggish, and basic. Might as well not have been born with wings.">Lightning Dust is her name, and being a bitch is her game.>She flicks your wings with hers.>"Hey, do they get all big and useless when they're wingboning too?">Look around for an exit."Go eat grass.">Pounce up to a cloud and throw it down at her.>An cry of anger is all you need to hear.>Flap as hard as you can, try to make it to school.>Every flapping day trying to make it from the dorm to class is some kind of test of patience.>Don't fight back with claw and beak, you've heard the stories about how badly that goes.>"Ya think you're bucking funny?">Oh she's hot on your tail.>Dive into some cloud banks and try to lose her.>Hear the 'catcalls' from other pegasi mares.>Enjoying the show and your misery.>"Grab him by the hairy balls, Dust!">Can feel her hot breath closing in.>With a twist, you turn upside down as you reach inside your lunch box."Pocket grass!">Had to give up food space for escape options.>Dust gets a face full and crashes into the ground.>Swooping pegasi mares test you by buzzing you.>Why do they have to make your life so difficult?>Bell rings.>Ah, peck.>Late again.>The flock scatters to their respective school homerooms.>Try to get through the front door.>A yellow hoof stops you.>"Well, well, well. Looks like you just can't help yourself, can you?">Captain Spitfire.>She's been watching you.>Not even a teacher here, but the moment she found out where the next male griffon went to school at.>She was on you like catnip."Look, let me past and it won't even be 30 seconds late.">Tsktsks at you.>"Now birdboy, we both know you've been playing around just so you can see me.">If you could sweat, you would be pouring buckets."Hey, look, I can give you my gold coin. Rare griffonstone coinage. You know we don't like to part with that heirloom.">"I'm more interested in a different kind of coin purse.">Try to sprint for it.>She's too fast.>Didn't even make it a few meters before she stomps on your back.>"Don't tucker your little heart out now. I want this to last for a bit.">Can see Lighting Dust peak through the door before sneaking off to her own class.>She mouths to you, 'next time'.
>>4259656>These mares are menaces.>Try to fight back, whip your tail around her back leg to throw her off.>Doesn't even bother her as all she does is float lazily in the air and right herself.>"Clever trick, let's see if you like a little electric foreplay. A Spitfire special.">Bite down and think of your people.>Your sacrifice means griffon toms don't have to worry about pony mares antagonizing them.>Yellow feathers envelop your vision.>At the end of it.>You end up flapping Spitfire.
https://ponepaste.org/11387Join these poor souls as they tell what happened to them in a safe place amongst other victims. Anon's just listening to all this.
>>42596537The best way out from most situations.
>Page 7>”Now you’re just getting lazy.”
>>42596943I’m still recovering from disease
>>42597044Yeah, definitely seems to be something going around for some reason.
>>42597044Sounds like you need a medical professional
>>42597591
>>42597584Let me know when you find one.
>>42597732It's Lupus
>>42597196>"Oh Anon, I caught nomonkeydickitis!">*cough* *cough*>"The only cure is that monkey jizz in those juicy balls of yours.">"It's needs to be *cough* deposited in my little pony womb to cure it.">"A-and you need to be yelling 'get pregnant' when you cum. Or else it won't work.">*cough*
>>42598185jokes on you I got a vasactomy before coming here
>>42598233>*zap*>"Now your vasectomy is undone and you're super horny."
>>42598248>cracks balls with a sledgehammeryou were saying?
>>42598254>*goes back in time to stop you from crushing your balls*Fuck Fluttershy.
>>42598272>keep cbting my testicles over and over againwe can play this game forever you know, only question is how long you're willing to keep up with my bullshit.
>>42598278>*casts a spell to remove the concept of cbt from every universe*
>>42598280>goes to where ever the fucking dragons live and jump into a pool of lava, giving a thumps up Terminator style as I disappear
>>42598287>*revives you, makes you and Fluttershy immortal and you are unable to resist having sex with Fluttershy forever*
>>42598292>travels to yakyakistan and get my pelvis crushed there instead
>>42598300>*nukes yakyakistan and every other non pony shithole*
>>42598311Not gonna lie that's pretty fucking based, poochie. To tell ya the truht, I might wanna have some hot sweaty sex with you but count that as rape since I'm concending to it.
>>42598326She wants you to fuck another mare.Pants off nonny.
>>42598326*but don't count that as rapewell fuck me and my fuck up...
>>42598311>When Rape never changes
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>>42596347I AM NOT LAZY! Such claims are preposterous! I can defeat the orange anytime!!
>>42598311>Goes back to season 1 a time Poochie can’t exist. Then makes sure that never happens. Candyhorn is wasn’t around either.
>>42599102Do you not see what other Anons have to deal with? The one right above you is dealing with a time traveln' genocidal Poochie. All you have is orange pony with some rope.
>>42599226>That Anon should have sex with Chrysalis.>Doing that would repel any other mare.
>>42599116>Going back to season 1You fool. You walked right into her domain.
>>42599241Faust, can you talk some sense into these ponies? This seems like a lesson for social development
