There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mareBeing together until you're old and wrinkly is the best way to beOld thread: >>42500874Ongoing greens:Shape Your Home by PoneGreenhttps://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)https://ponepaste.org/10382 (Part 7)https://ponepaste.org/4466 (April Fools' interlude)Completed/on hiatus/ded greens:GET OUT OF MY HEAD by Anonymous>>40508352Dreams to Dream by Stabbythesnowmanhttps://ponepaste.org/590https://ponepaste.org/4197 (part 2)https://ponepaste.org/5562 (part 3)A Wish Enough for Two by TakeItEasy (née YukkuriPaleHorse)https://ponepaste.org/8269The Recruiter (epilogue) by pentaponyhttps://ponepaste.org/4316Hallmark Dream-a by lmone6https://ponepaste.org/3004Stories by Pentaponyhttps://ponepaste.org/user/pentaponyCarl's Hardened Heart by Reggiesomethinghttps://ponepaste.org/1112"Fleetfooted" by SadBoyhttps://poneb.in/u/MLPSadBoyStories by Aftercasehttps://ponepaste.org/user/AftercaseStories by AnthonyC4https://ponepaste.org/user/AnthonyC4Stories by Horse Story Anonhttps://ponepaste.org/user/AppreciationprojectStories by YukkuriPalehorsehttps://poneb.in/u/YukkuriPalehorseRainbow Dash and the Ghosts of Hearts & Hooves Day by Lonesome Riderhttps://poneb.in/U2Jtfc59Stories by Trandhal: https://ponepaste.org/user/trandhalRocks out of the Quarry: https://poneb.in/aX2C686iStories by Tsar Anon: https://poneb.in/BnjZqwM3Stories by Angry Wino: https://poneb.in/u/AngryWinoStories by Crabs of Steam: https://poneb.in/u/Crabs_of_steamThe Broken Carousel (Part 1): https://ponepaste.org/1541(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 1): https://ponepaste.org/1543(Part 2): https://ponepaste.org/1542(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 2): https://ponepaste.org/1544This Heart That Fearshttps://poneb.in/0b7L24LnTsukumogamihttps://poneb.in/WPw3dNdPLow Self-Esteem AJhttps://poneb.in/x5FMfxc0All I want from Christmashttps://poneb.in/XHH5UPCNCouch Surfinghttps://poneb.in/82NscJdWA collection of misc. green since the 1st threadhttps://poneb.in/0JMPM6F8
i miss my wife
Bump.
>>42523758Yeah, saw it the first time it got deleted.
Tell the class why you hate the thread again, ma'am.
Apple mare goodness.
So if the common trope is the crystal heart pares you with your best match. Do you think you'd end up with whatever pony you consider your waifu right now?
>>42523940No.
>>42523940Either that or a mare who is very close to my waifu in spirit. The chances of matching with a specific mare are very slim.
>>42523975Alright Anon here's your new mare wife no takesies backsies
>>42524080Oh boy, a severely damaged, raging alcoholic! Just like me!
>>42523940I doubt it, one-sided love is too different from a relationship that can possibly make both sides happy. Sometimes what you want isn't what you need. Assuming the heart really knows what's best for both of you, of course.
>>42524118Another mission successful!!
>>42524080Her spirit doesn't compare to my waifu at all.
>>42524357How over the top do you think Cadance and Shining react when Flurry is old enough to show up in the crystal heart connections?
>>42524682Expect a mixture of pride and mother hen reactions.
>>42523940Not necessarily. If your waifu IS your best match, then sure. Everything's hunky-dory. But if she's not, then that opens the door to a lot of introspection and dealing with extricating yourself from a parasocial relationship to focus on a real one.
>>42523940Would it matter?
>>42523335Greetings from Flutterrape.>You are Anon.>And you are old.>You've lost count of how many years you've been in Equestria.>You can't even remember how you got here any more.>And yet, some things never change.>Knock... knock... knock..."All right, hold on now, I'm a comin'...">It takes a little bit of time to get up from your chair, thanks to arthritis.>It also takes you a little bit of time to find your glasses.>And your cane.>But the caller at your door is patient.>You knew she would be.>But you do eventually make it to your front door and open it.>And there is Fluttershy, as always.>Her pink mane and tail have gone snow-white, and she needs a walker to get around nowadays."What do you want this time?">"Eh? What's that?">Fluttershy raises a trumpet to her ear.>You repeat yourself into the trumpet."WHAT... DO... YOU... WANT... THIS... TIME?">"Y'ain't gotta talk that loud, I ain't totally deaf.""Get on with it y'old bat, I got stuff to do.">"Oh. Uh... lessee...">"...">"...">"...""Well?">I forgot what I was going to ask ye.""Oh, for crying out loud...">You start to close your door.>"Wait a minute, I just remembered!">You open the door again.>"Are rocking chairs your fetish?""You already asked me that one.">"Really? When?""Yesterday!">"Oh... what did you say?""YESTERDAY!">"No you old fool, what did you say yesterday when I asked you?""I said rocking chairs aren't my fetish!">"Oh. Right.""You know something Fluttershy, this is stupid. You ain't never gonna guess my fetish, so I'm just gonna have to go ahead and tell you.">The aging pegasus peers sharply at you through her glasses.>"Really?""Yes, really!">She swallows nervously.>"All right then, lay it on me, baby!""All right. My fetish is growing old together with the one I love.">"...">"...">"But we're already old now, Anon!" she cries out in frustration."Yep, guess you missed the boat on that one, you old bat! Hee-hee-hee-hee!">You slam the door in her face.
>>42524985>Both are already oldThey could at least spend some good years together.
>>42524481You DARE refuse her judgement?!
>>42523940Probably not.
>>42524895one results in the satisfaction of being right, the other in a period of self-reflection.
>>42525433Duh. I can't handle getting maimed castrated used as livestock or whatever the fuck she's into. That shit is for very special guys.
Flower mare would love to have a husbander who is helping her with her craft. Have you trained your green thumbs?
>>42526351Yeah, I like some old Cypress Hill.
>>42526632Tree Hugger is cute.
Happy fizzle mare.
>>42526968Tree Hugger is really cute, but I'm not sure I could tolerate her indulgences.
>>42527443I don't think she'd be that bad. Equestria's counterparts are usually more idealised or better versions of the stuff we have here on earth, so she wouldn't be a trainwreck pot head. More like a chill mare who has gathered a trove of exotic methods and spices and such.
>>42527443Just because one dude has a headcanon about a character doesn't mean you can't have a totally different headcanon about her.To me, Tree Hugger is a little spacey and really loves nature, but is not a drug user. She just likes to get high on life, man.She loves going outdoors, hiking, and camping. She's into alternative music, and owns a set of bongo drums.She talks a lot of silliness about auras and vibes and things like that.But if you're into the whole pothead mare thing and can deal with that baggage, you do you I guess.
>>42527519I like that perspective.
>>42526351I really like this picture
>>42527519>She's into alternative musicI wonder what alternative music means in Equestrian terms.
At Mare FairMy wife btw isn't she lovely
>>42527519that's a good headcanon.
>>42528360>turning the terrible trio into the fearsome fourThis Anon is living the dream.
>>42528360A critical hit right to my soul.
>>42528935Those are the best.
Oz mare acute
>>42529458*acunte
>>42529458Cutie. Would hang upside down with.
>>42524080I don't think the Crystal Heart thing is even compatible with Fagout Equestria unless Cadence just fucking sends you to an another timeline.
>>42529719>another timelineWe had stories that dealt with Caddy matching guys with mares across several timelines before. That didn't have stuff like FoE in mind though.
>>42523335>There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mare>the only green going on is way more about the foalmaking love between stallion and a mare
>>42529951I tried writing in a lot of different threads and I eventually came to realize I was just terrible at it, though great oc art like >>42528360 always sparks a small part in my brain that hopes someone else will try their hand at it.
>>42529951be the change you want to see
>>42528360This is a million times better than the drug hag take.
>>42529951Oh hey, the usual pointless complaint post.
Mares with glasses are extra cute.
>>42529719I think it actually is compatible with Chadout Equestria though
Mare sleep.
>>42527436Bubbly personality.
Fast board again.
>>42532142Everybody bumps their threads at the same time, some days.
>>42531189>Chadout EquestriaI just want my mare happy in a world that isn't toasted to death. Is that too much to ask for?
>>42528360
Mare in the winter snow.
Would you a military mare?
>>42533607Oh yeah.
posting in dead imagebump general
>>42533607YES
>>42533607yea
>>42534074I wanna turn that frown into a smile.>Captcha SADPR
>>42532625>Is that too much to ask for?Uh, yes! You and your mare need to be as miserable as I feel all the time.
>>42533607
>>42527519>>42528360>Anon helps ground Tree Hugger>Tree Hugger helps anon appreciate the world a lot more
>>42534378I refuse.
>>42535414Amen.
>>42534932A perfect symbiosis.
Fair mares.
>>42536408the mares are fair
>>42529951By all means, write a green yourself to improve the situation. This thread would benefit from having more writers.
kissing mares!
>>42537887
>>42537887The best moment there is.
>>42533607Yes.
>>42537887>The left image in the backgroundWait a second, when they're both in bed holding hooves for sure, who took the photo?
>>42533607I wouldn't meet her standards.
>>42539334I'm sure you could hug a pony well enough.
>>42539557I could, yeah. I'd love to.
>>42537887I think I couldn't stop. Knocking be damned.
>>42532470Like now.
