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There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mare

Being together until you're old and wrinkly is the best way to be

Old thread: >>42500874

Ongoing greens:

Shape Your Home by PoneGreen
https://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)
https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)
https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)
https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)
https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)
https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)
https://ponepaste.org/10382 (Part 7)
https://ponepaste.org/4466 (April Fools' interlude)

Completed/on hiatus/ded greens:
GET OUT OF MY HEAD by Anonymous
>>40508352

Dreams to Dream by Stabbythesnowman
https://ponepaste.org/590
https://ponepaste.org/4197 (part 2)
https://ponepaste.org/5562 (part 3)

A Wish Enough for Two by TakeItEasy (née YukkuriPaleHorse)
https://ponepaste.org/8269

The Recruiter (epilogue) by pentapony
https://ponepaste.org/4316

Hallmark Dream-a by lmone6
https://ponepaste.org/3004

Stories by Pentapony
https://ponepaste.org/user/pentapony

Carl's Hardened Heart by Reggiesomething
https://ponepaste.org/1112

"Fleetfooted" by SadBoy
https://poneb.in/u/MLPSadBoy

Stories by Aftercase
https://ponepaste.org/user/Aftercase

Stories by AnthonyC4
https://ponepaste.org/user/AnthonyC4

Stories by Horse Story Anon
https://ponepaste.org/user/Appreciationproject

Stories by YukkuriPalehorse
https://poneb.in/u/YukkuriPalehorse

Rainbow Dash and the Ghosts of Hearts & Hooves Day by Lonesome Rider
https://poneb.in/U2Jtfc59

Stories by Trandhal: https://ponepaste.org/user/trandhal

Rocks out of the Quarry: https://poneb.in/aX2C686i

Stories by Tsar Anon: https://poneb.in/BnjZqwM3

Stories by Angry Wino: https://poneb.in/u/AngryWino

Stories by Crabs of Steam: https://poneb.in/u/Crabs_of_steam

The Broken Carousel (Part 1): https://ponepaste.org/1541
(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 1): https://ponepaste.org/1543
(Part 2): https://ponepaste.org/1542
(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 2): https://ponepaste.org/1544

This Heart That Fears
https://poneb.in/0b7L24Ln

Tsukumogami
https://poneb.in/WPw3dNdP

Low Self-Esteem AJ
https://poneb.in/x5FMfxc0

All I want from Christmas
https://poneb.in/XHH5UPCN

Couch Surfing
https://poneb.in/82NscJdW

A collection of misc. green since the 1st thread
https://poneb.in/0JMPM6F8
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i miss my wife
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Bump.
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>>42523758
Yeah, saw it the first time it got deleted.
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Tell the class why you hate the thread again, ma'am.
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Apple mare goodness.
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So if the common trope is the crystal heart pares you with your best match. Do you think you'd end up with whatever pony you consider your waifu right now?
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>>42523940
No.
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>>42523940
Either that or a mare who is very close to my waifu in spirit. The chances of matching with a specific mare are very slim.
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>>42523975
Alright Anon here's your new mare wife no takesies backsies
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>>42524080
Oh boy, a severely damaged, raging alcoholic! Just like me!
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>>42523940
I doubt it, one-sided love is too different from a relationship that can possibly make both sides happy. Sometimes what you want isn't what you need. Assuming the heart really knows what's best for both of you, of course.
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>>42524118
Another mission successful!!
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>>42524080
Her spirit doesn't compare to my waifu at all.
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>>42524357
How over the top do you think Cadance and Shining react when Flurry is old enough to show up in the crystal heart connections?
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>>42524682
Expect a mixture of pride and mother hen reactions.
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>>42523940
Not necessarily. If your waifu IS your best match, then sure. Everything's hunky-dory. But if she's not, then that opens the door to a lot of introspection and dealing with extricating yourself from a parasocial relationship to focus on a real one.
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>>42523940
Would it matter?
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>>42523335
Greetings from Flutterrape.

>You are Anon.
>And you are old.
>You've lost count of how many years you've been in Equestria.
>You can't even remember how you got here any more.
>And yet, some things never change.
>Knock... knock... knock...
"All right, hold on now, I'm a comin'..."
>It takes a little bit of time to get up from your chair, thanks to arthritis.
>It also takes you a little bit of time to find your glasses.
>And your cane.
>But the caller at your door is patient.
>You knew she would be.
>But you do eventually make it to your front door and open it.
>And there is Fluttershy, as always.
>Her pink mane and tail have gone snow-white, and she needs a walker to get around nowadays.
"What do you want this time?"
>"Eh? What's that?"
>Fluttershy raises a trumpet to her ear.
>You repeat yourself into the trumpet.
"WHAT... DO... YOU... WANT... THIS... TIME?"
>"Y'ain't gotta talk that loud, I ain't totally deaf."
"Get on with it y'old bat, I got stuff to do."
>"Oh. Uh... lessee..."
>"..."
>"..."
>"..."
"Well?"
>I forgot what I was going to ask ye."
"Oh, for crying out loud..."
>You start to close your door.
>"Wait a minute, I just remembered!"
>You open the door again.
>"Are rocking chairs your fetish?"
"You already asked me that one."
>"Really? When?"
"Yesterday!"
>"Oh... what did you say?"
"YESTERDAY!"
>"No you old fool, what did you say yesterday when I asked you?"
"I said rocking chairs aren't my fetish!"
>"Oh. Right."
"You know something Fluttershy, this is stupid. You ain't never gonna guess my fetish, so I'm just gonna have to go ahead and tell you."
>The aging pegasus peers sharply at you through her glasses.
>"Really?"
"Yes, really!"
>She swallows nervously.
>"All right then, lay it on me, baby!"
"All right. My fetish is growing old together with the one I love."
>"..."
>"..."
>"But we're already old now, Anon!" she cries out in frustration.
"Yep, guess you missed the boat on that one, you old bat! Hee-hee-hee-hee!"
>You slam the door in her face.
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>>42524985
>Both are already old
They could at least spend some good years together.
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>>42524481
You DARE refuse her judgement?!
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>>42523940
Probably not.
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>>42524895
one results in the satisfaction of being right, the other in a period of self-reflection.
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>>42525433
Duh. I can't handle getting maimed castrated used as livestock or whatever the fuck she's into. That shit is for very special guys.
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Flower mare would love to have a husbander who is helping her with her craft. Have you trained your green thumbs?
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>>42526351
Yeah, I like some old Cypress Hill.
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>>42526632
Tree Hugger is cute.
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Happy fizzle mare.
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>>42526968
Tree Hugger is really cute, but I'm not sure I could tolerate her indulgences.
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>>42527443
I don't think she'd be that bad. Equestria's counterparts are usually more idealised or better versions of the stuff we have here on earth, so she wouldn't be a trainwreck pot head. More like a chill mare who has gathered a trove of exotic methods and spices and such.
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>>42527443
Just because one dude has a headcanon about a character doesn't mean you can't have a totally different headcanon about her.
To me, Tree Hugger is a little spacey and really loves nature, but is not a drug user.
She just likes to get high on life, man.
She loves going outdoors, hiking, and camping.
She's into alternative music, and owns a set of bongo drums.
She talks a lot of silliness about auras and vibes and things like that.
But if you're into the whole pothead mare thing and can deal with that baggage, you do you I guess.
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>>42527519
I like that perspective.
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>>42526351
I really like this picture
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>>42527519
>She's into alternative music
I wonder what alternative music means in Equestrian terms.
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At Mare Fair
My wife btw isn't she lovely
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>>42527519
that's a good headcanon.
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>>42528360
>turning the terrible trio into the fearsome four
This Anon is living the dream.
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>>42528360
A critical hit right to my soul.
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>>42528935
Those are the best.
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Oz mare acute
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>>42529458
*acunte
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>>42529458
Cutie. Would hang upside down with.
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>>42524080
I don't think the Crystal Heart thing is even compatible with Fagout Equestria unless Cadence just fucking sends you to an another timeline.
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>>42529719
>another timeline
We had stories that dealt with Caddy matching guys with mares across several timelines before. That didn't have stuff like FoE in mind though.
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>>42523335
>There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mare
>the only green going on is way more about the foalmaking love between stallion and a mare
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>>42529951
I tried writing in a lot of different threads and I eventually came to realize I was just terrible at it, though great oc art like >>42528360 always sparks a small part in my brain that hopes someone else will try their hand at it.
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>>42529951
be the change you want to see
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>>42528360
This is a million times better than the drug hag take.
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>>42529951
Oh hey, the usual pointless complaint post.
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Mares with glasses are extra cute.
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>>42529719
I think it actually is compatible with Chadout Equestria though
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Mare sleep.



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