>"Anonymous? What's wrong, Sunshine?">"Oh, you want to speak to me about something? Sure.">"I...">"Divorce?! Us?!">"Tell me this is some kind of twisted joke!">"Please, think about what you're doing! There must be some way we can work this out!"
>>42526923>>>/trash/
>>42526923why would i divorce?
>>42526923>What's wrong, Sunshine?>tfw no one to call me cute pet names ;-;
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 bits, go directly to Tartarus>Divorce, adultery and fornication are punishable by banishment in Equestria
Divorce....oh no no no unless you're secretly twilight then I have the most jewish lawyer in existance
>>42526923Sorry, I just...I really like showing off my entire penis and testicles. I open up the fly of my pants, and then bumble around for a moment like a fish while I get it out of the hole in my underwear. At that point, I let it rest on the outside of my underwear and pants and say "SPECIAL DELIVERY!" I feel interesting, rocking around with my genitals displayed hanging out of my pants flaccid. I know you wouldn't understand. Its not sexual, its purely confectionery. I just enjoy having it like that, is that so wrong? Im going to marry derpy, good bye.
>>42526923so that i can marry you again!
>"Is it because there's not enough sex, Anon?">"Is it another mare?">"Or maybe you want to move to a different location than the castle?">"Please don't go, my Sunshine...">"I LOVE YOU!"
>>42527061But this also means Celestia goes to Tartarus.
>>42526923You're a nigger, kill yourself.I've never said this more seriously in my life. Fucking please kill yourself.
>>42526923No I said dip horse. Now get into the tub.
>>42528198Anyone remember that fic where Luna your waifu does hurtful things to you and at the end just fucking kills you and mulches you to fertilizer.
>>42527830>>"Is it because there's not enough sex, Anon?">>"Is it another mare?"this shit is crazy, being married to celestisa also means relieving stress from her duties with hot, lovey dovey sex every night that eventually results in a human-alicorn foal
>>42528258yes, or at least i think it was that because of the fertilizer part, it was pretty shit
Imagine getting married to such a jobber in the first place
