Pigtails EditionDon't see the previous thread so might as well make a new one.
>10
>>42569918>first post page 10 bump postLol lmao
>>42569375Why does she derp?
>>42569938I don't know OP, why are you talking to yourself?
That's not OP silly, I'm OP. Now post more derp.
more derp.
>>42569375Derps a v good.
>>42571357please
How do we maximize Derp?
Why does she have a clavicle?
Derpy is a very cute mare!
>>42572576She doesn't, she's just facing forward and her legs aren't showing
>>42569375>10
>>42569375she has down syndrome?
>>42573723She has the mare syndrome, making so every human cock in sight of her to become rock hard. Worse yet, her condition is acute, making it even stronger and destroying any will in a 100m radius to be unable to resist her natural self.
>>42573723Kind of, but instead of looking like a potato she's a 10/10 blonde.Seems like a good deal to me.
>>42573661DO NOT REDEEM THE MUFFIN!
>Derpy pops out from your bag outta nowhere.
>10 for the third time
>>42569375<-- static from sleeping on cloud pillow
>>42576112>Derpy.pngAnon, how many Derpy pictures do you have?
Oh I've missed this thread
>>42569375Perfect for handlebars
>>42569375I want to make out with Derpy
>>42577726Thats lewd mister
>>42576567A few dozen!
>>42576555What was in those muffins?
>>42578076I wanna fellate her tongue.
>>42578354Muffin
>>42578348Good. Very good.
>>42578294Indeed, Derpy. You will receive many hugs because so many love you and you have so many friends that care about you. You are indeed rich.
>>42577031Real shit
Best pony, nothing else to say.
>>42569375Public notice:If you draw Derpies, please try to the extent possible to show her eye derp. I am astonished by the amount of Derpy art that either shows no Derp, or conveniently only one eye, or she is winking.If Derpy winked at me I would see the eye closed for just a moment but then see her derp again. When you have the pic with that eye permanently closed, it is hiding a quality of Derpy that I love. I don't think it's done on purpose. In order to know I would have to see the ratio of winking and one eye visible arts for other popular mares. When I'm feeling a bit more autistic I might just do that and present results. In the meanwhile please respect that some of us adore the derp eyes, and would want nothing more than to lose ourselves in them while eating muffins with this adorable creature.That is all for now. Carry on.
>>42578837Add to this>both eyes closedAlthough i think we see this for many mares.
>>42578837>Reddit spacingA bit of derp is fine, no need to be extreme or even showing, due to closed eyes per the wink example all the time.
>>42578845That photo is unacceptable and the spacing or lack of reddit spacing doesn't change that. Derpy's eyes are derped. Every attempt to minimize or mask that fact is extremely bad.
>>42578845>posts minimally (nearly imperceptably) derped Derpy >excuses deliberate attempts to deny Derpy her derpihood.You are guilty. Come back when you have Derpies.
>>42578837Didn't even notice since she's looking up. Totally agree though.
In fact, that applies to quite a lot of the posts on this thread.
>>42578920I'm just doing my public service announcement so others notice. Just when you draw her. Draw HER. please.
>>42578837Based and true.>>42578845Although this is a cute pic, it would be amplified by more noticeably derped eyes. Instead of just barely.
>>42578928>just barelyIs an understatement. Were it not for the colors that could be anypony.Look. If someone went around putting 2 diamonds or 2 balloons on the mane 6, we'd all rightfully ask wtf. Derpy's eyes are derped. It's part of her design. Draw it
>>42578931I'm very much in agreement.I'm 900% for derped eyes all the time.I understand that it doesn't quite seem like her otherwise.I understand that when she has one eye closed, it ruins the eye-derpBoth eyes closed is fine in certain circumstances, and quite cute (sleeping for example). There is no derp, but no lack of derp either.Should all artists draw her with very derpy eyes? Yes!But don't harass them or be annoying about it either.
>>42578923I draw her her derped by instinct. Gonna draw her tomorrow and post it, need to get some rest first.>>42578931This
>>42578941>sleepingI will permit this without complaint. Derps sleep as well. Or maybe she feels really good and is closing her eyes in bliss. >b- because of a bath or... things!
>>42578943I see Derpy attended the Sweetie Belle school of toastmaking.
>>42578941>when she has one eye closed, it ruins the eye-derpI'm not saying never wink. But it seems she winks more than any pony else in arts. I'm of the suspicion that if you were to look at the arts of any other pony at random, you wouldn't see nearly the prevalence of winking.
>>42579003Only the best of food-burners can get in, just shows how talented our Derpy is.
>>42579001Her eyes swirl around even more derped while she sleeps, and it feels really good too.>>42579009That's an interesting point. Maybe because they want to draw derpy, but not take the derppill
>>42579751I love her so much
>>42579751I want to make out with Derpy
>>42579751Imagine the faces and noises she will make when you slurp and suck on her ponut.
>>42580105I believe that is what the bottom left image is
>>42580979why is she staring at me??
>>42580896>underped eyesFix this Derpy
>>42581533Unfortunately my drawing tablet is out of commission, so it is a but crude, but the surgery was a success! Her Derp levels have increased by at least 50%
>>42581635Based
>>42581635Thank you. Doing God's work , anon.
>>42581635Absolutely amazing Anon, thank you for making things they way should be.
I am deeply, insanely in love with this clumsy little pony
>>42582111Both eyes closed? How dare you? Where's her derp? Fix it!
>>42581635Nah make it at last 20% more derp.
>>42582111Same it's getting a little crazy.
>>42582303At the guy who complains, this passes. Because there's a context for her to be closing them. She feels good. And good feeling Derpies make me happy
>>42582499It could use more Derp but it's such an improvement on the original.
>>42582242Omg Derpy the lightning help me stop it hurts so bad.
Derpy with an abundance of pie
>>42583223HNNNNNNNNNNNGH SHE'S SO CUUUTEAlso, if you were the one who made those pies Anon, they look really good!
>>42583223is it pie flavored?
>>42583336Yes.
>>42583223
>>42583223I wanna eat Derpy's pie.
>>42583655Plot twist: the mess is intentional
>>42584118Such a silly qt
>>42584567Me on the right
>>42578837>>42581635You know, I find that attention to her pretty much defining detail adorable.
>>42584958I mean, it's what makes Derpy, derpy.
>>42584958At first it looks funny. Then you realize it's beautiful.
>>42585906GIWTRWMF
>>42583223Her greed sickens me she does not need that much pie
>Derpy wasn't the only "lol funny face" joke by animatorsany idea why our blonde lady got popular while others were completely ignored?
>>42586557same shot btw
dear god she's adorable
>>42586563Truer words have never been spoken
*shakes butt*
>>42587257Why is she threatening us?
>>42587257I want to cum inside Derpy Hooves
>>42586557>>42586560Because that looks absolutely retarded and tryhard. Derpy manages to be both adorable and endearing, which appeals to everyone except for YouTube thumbnail designers.
i love my wife
my wife is so pretty...
>>42577031Too fucking real man.
She is a bit silly
Seeing Derpy brings a ray of sunshine into my day, I love her
>>42569375
>>42588927The TRUE correct amount of derp.
>>42590199imagine 2 derpys... heck imagine 3 derpys
>>42588660https://youtu.be/6TP0abZdRXg
Someone post the gif of her shaking her head when her eyes get derped. I need to see it.
derp in da tub
>>42591277
butt
>>42592415
>>42592965Dat ass
#savederpy
>>42596408She emptied her fridge.
>>42597144cute derp
this thread shall not slide
>>42596939G1 Derp is cute
>>42592415She got a good butt
>>42589942Unf
>>42586225>>42588680>>42595567>>42596129>>42596939Underped eyesThe prevalence of offense to her design irritates me and i will continue to report it where seen. Thank you. That is all
>>42598445A Derped Derp to make up for it.
>>42599470God's work
>>42599470GIWTGWMF
>>42583223Holy shit that's a lot of pie!
>>42600035Pregnant with my foal, btw
>>42600179Ate so damn much, they can't get out baka.
>>42600373WTF, I was typing "back out" and I must've fucked it up with the captcha somehow.
>>42600384Hahaha BAKA!
>>42600384>Derpy's secretly genius and knows. Just plays alongShe can out innuendo anon while still acting naive.
>>42594929Man if Derpy woke me up every morning I'd be a lot happier.
>>42602038lol cute
>>42601792>her face when I ask her out for dinner at the local hay hayburgers
>>42603323>her face when I put it in her ponut
>>42603272Princess. Daphne to be specific.
>>42603395Derp your eyes and i will
I want my penis inside her
>>42604728Her eyes are derped, she's just facing to the side. Look hard enough and you'll see that her right eye is facing straight forward and her left eye up.
>>42605087Change her back!
>>42605713What if Derp eyes are because she's always high on edibles?
>>42605093Too subtle. Increase Derp level.
>>42605785
>>42601361Pov: Derpy waking you up in the morning
>>42606604I came instantly
>>42606604Smooch
>>42607100Underped eyes. Which is sad because she's trying to look sultry.
>>42607391I would. I have. And will continue to.
>>42607585That seems anathema to me.
>>42607608She's precious. Why wouldn't you?
>>42602613She looks like a clucking chicken.. i can even hear it>bok bok bok bok
>>42607608>not giving derpy beautiful foals and a familyDisgraceful.
>>42608088First, eugenics. Second, she's too innocent.
>>42608088Adorable
>>42608105>First, eugenics( autism of an average anon + Derpy's derpness )^interspecies relationship = alicorn princess of paracetamol >Second, she's too innocent.she's a mare that still has an estrus cycle
Wife... pretty...I really should get some properly fitting clothes made for her at some point
>>42609203Requires more derp. We'll get em next time.
>>42608105>implying she's too ugly to reproduceFirst, you're assuming she isn't perfect and happy. I actually only believe in one form of eugenics, and that's eugenics that will stop unnecessary suffering. But in her case, she's got so much going on it night as well be a mole or something. So fuck you for saying she's too ugly to make a child. >too innocentShe is a mare. If she were interested, you turning her down over it would sound exactly like>oh your so nice but i just think of you as a friendv you'll make someone really happy one day!If anything she's too sweet and innocent to subject to any sort of rejection.All the things you think you are doing FOR her would only hurt her.
>>42608978Or not.
>>42608208Hmm, well I'll admit you've got me on the first point.
>>42609206It's there but yes i agree. Subtle derp < derp.
>>42608208>he still sees it as a flawLook closer. It's perfection.
>>42609224what flaw? Having an autistic alicorn foal with Derpy is based
>>42608978What are you even in Anon? Some kind of boat?
>>42609929>>42608978Float on a boat with the Derpy?
>>42610234I love her so much
>>42610232Brave. Very very brave. One false move and you guys are swimming. Err. Well you are. She prolly hover over you and tell you she is not aware of what went wrong
>>42608105>eugenicsIt's the act of trying to control reproduction so as to inhibit unwanted traits. UNWANTED TRAITSman why are you so gay?
>>42610925>>42611756Both of these need more Derp
>>42610638Practicing mental psychokinesis, what a silly pony.
>>42612311It's working. My dick is levitating.
Technological advancements of years prior have finally led us to this legendary moment. >>42597621, >>42600001.
>>42612766Derpy, no!
>>42612781It's ok she is friends with the alligator
Crystal dorp
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>>42609929Relaxing with Derp on the water, shes very pretty
>>42613996If I volunteer, is it still...?
Derpy found a new helmet!
new symbiote >>42611205
>>42615267Not as pretty as you, hot stuff.
>Booru tagcomic:derpy's wish
>>42615285We won bros...
>>42615390Thankfully, the derp remains unscathed.
>>42615285Very nice!
>>42613200It's ok when she does it
>>42616843>MeatWtf, and why is she taking fake bites?
>>42613183I want to shine a flashlight through her
>>42569375bump
>>42612764In a similar vein, anon did a more accessible thing. Now featuring boop scrunch! >>42614665https://mare.pages.dev/xderp.svg
>>42619320This one. I mansqueed in delight when i saw this. It's things like this that ensure I'll always be here and the ride never ends. I must have seen it 10 years ago and my feelings for it are still so positive.
>>42618804What a time to be alive
>>42569375i like her hat
>>42619461>mansqueed
>>42621715Technically, that still works.
derpi
>>42622053the masks never worked though
>>42620391>>42621694Hello. Derpeye inspector here. The referenced images are found to be in direct violation of the minimum Derp specifications for this character. You must either increase Derp level or disavow this libel to avoid action taken against you. Action can range from being called faggot to having your Derpy fan title revoked. Negative reactions to this request will result in your ticket being pulled.
how would (You)r date with Derpy go?
>>42623678Moar Derp.
>>42624891Must not be western media, they got the quote right.
Derpys can triforce!
>>42627637The Triforce of Pony, Derp, and Muffins.
