EMERGENCY MEETING edition>We're doing another weekend Euro anon meetup.We want to book the venue for EHM 2026, but we need to pick a date.The venue is outside Prague, Czechia.May 1-3 collides with Griffish isles con, so avoid that if you want to include UK anons.VOTE: https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQXbe3ne
It's happening again!
>>42573832vote if you love mares
>>42573858Yeehaw!
>strawpollNow this is the quality I've come to expect!IDC which weekend you choose, it's far enough that I can arrange things so I can be there.
I'm so going this year, Griffish or not.
Aw hell yeah
can I come?
>>42574182Who's stopping you?
As a bong, both non may 1-3rd dates are acceptable.
I would love to come, but I don't even know how my college schedule will look that far ahead
>>42574811Just cancel your college. No more scheduling troubles.
bump
>>42574811bitch how is one weekend going to affect your education just be smart lmao
>>42574811It takes place on a weekend, Nonny. Depending on where you live, the Summer semester might have barely started that month, so you won't have to study for exams then, do you?
My partner lives in Prague, she's not an anon but this is an excuse to hang, would it be a mistake to bring her along?
>>42576472>hey y'all is it okay for me the normalfag to bring my foid xe/xerfriend
>>42576472>bringing normie femoid into specifically /mlp/ pony meetupNo, it's not okay and would be a mistake. Let us have our spaces and keep your normie friend hangouts in other spaces.
>>42576472>long distance discord "partner">sheyeah nah
>>42576479Time to ruin the meet
>>42576472
>>42576484Would it be better or worse if it was he, because then it would be GAY
>>42576472>she's not an anonSir, this is an anon meeting. I recommend you leave her out of this, then visit her afterwards.
>>42576472Is she a mare?
>>42576604she *could* be a mare
>>42576472Is she cool with sitting in a hot tub with 15 naked Anons?
>>42576666>6666>>42547816 is Satan's work
Looks like the date is settled for May 8-10, we'll try to book that.
>>42573832Do I need to be able to speak any Czech to survive in Prague or can I get by just by shouting and gesticulating?
>>42577354Make sure you can Czech the digits, should some get gotten during the event.
>>42577354Make sure you know the word piwo.
>>42577354I managed to get around in Prague just fine by speaking german
>>42579285Ok, grandpa.
>>42576472Oh is this like at that one hotel party at mf where one actual woman and two trannies whored out for a bunch of anons?
>>42579502>actual woman
>>42579502absolutely
>>42579502
How fucking freezing cold will it be this time?
>>42577577>piwono, it's pivo
>>42577354Kinda depends on where in Prague, but you should be fine with English for the most part
>>42577354Mind you, the event is innawoods, all you need to do in Prague is buy beer and get on a bus (or wait for someone to pick you up).
>>42582189What if I want to speak with the trees?
>>42582216just say "oh yoooooo"
>>42582189If there are enough people going to Prague using public transport I would likely be able to get us a bus that would go straight there. That would, however, require a decent time sync, since going for more than one round trip (Friday there, Monday back) would cost a lot in diesel.
>>42582519What kind of distances are we talking about? Can you get a uber or something without fear for your kidneys around there?
>>42582537It's about 45 km by car, but getting an Uber is pretty wasteful, since you can get within about 1-2 km using public transport and at that point someone can just pick you up. I'll write down instructions for the public transport etc. at some point.
Are there any actual horse farms nearby (please respond) [serious]?
>>42582546There is a ranch with plenty of horses not too far (10 min car, 1 hr walk, 40 min public transport + walk) which we could absolutely visit
>>42582555Awesome! Are there any JTRHNBR mares or fillies there?
>>42582562From the pictures I can access without a Facebook account it seems there's mostly big horses, but maybe
>>42582541>since you can get within about 1-2 km using public transportOops, my brain was still in full america mode from mare fair.
>>42582562>JTRHNBRThe what?
>>42582555Please, discuss it with the farm owners beforehand this time.
>>42582672>He doesn't know
>>42582719as one of the Czechs, I absolutely refuse to communicate with the farm owners
>>42582719I think it will be acceptable to just show up and fondle the horse pussy
>>42582189OH BOY! Can i get a ride from the suicidal Lunafag again?? TAKE ME TO EQUESTRIA GOOD SIR
>>42582719>>42582725I'll see what I can do
>>42583078
Absolute cheapest barebones flight from england is £255, fucking rip off
>>42583757Which airport? You can get a Ryanair from London for like £50
>>42584126>book Ryanair>end up paying 200 bucks anyway for luggage and fees
>>42584292You wear all your clothes
>>42584292You don't need any luggage, just book another $50 seat for your waifu plush.
>>42583757That sounds about right for me too, cheapest flight is 210 euros and it's the only at that price, the others are around 280 to 320.Don't care though, last year was amazing, I want to fuck around with you guys again.
>>42584126East midlands, flying out of Manchester brings it down to around £175. Fuck going down to londonistan.>>42585406I'm really tempted to go, went to MF this year and it was an absolute blast. Been to UKPonycon in the past and it was kinda meh, EHM seems fun since everyone's 'on-board'. Certainly expected flights to be a bit cheaper though.
Would any other bongs want to meet up the night prior and head out on the same flight? Saves me going to another country on my lonesome and inevitably getting lost/stabbed/eaten. We can get in touch closer to the date, this is more to check interest.
I know nobody, should I go?
>>42586262Do you *want* to know somebody?
>>42586266Is it going to hurt?
>>42586273Only the first time and only a little.
>>42586262yeah
>>42586262I bet that famous hacker Anonymous will be there. You know him, right?
I'm considering joining, driving all the way from the north of Denmark.
I am considering joining and driving from baltics. Any tips for a 13 hour long drive?
>>42586316You can stop at my place in Warsaw if you take me with you.
>>42586458Its way too early to plan that out, but once shits confirmed, i'll ask in thread if anybody needs a lift for split fuel money or a place to stay for a night.
>>42585813I'd be down if you're not too far from nottingham
>>42586316Oh a fellow Baltics chad. I'm definitely planning on flying there though
>>42586897Oh, not far at all. It's a date, then!
>>42587606No homo, right?
>>42585813I'd be interested
>>42588012
so where IS the purposed venue? east north west south of prague? Whats the capacity?
>>42573832I voted for April 24-26 purely because it's slightly less time to wait
>>42588277
>>42588367Cool, but may 8-11 is already selected as the date.
>The Great and Powerful Trixie casts a great and powerful bump in this thread
up
>>42588277south~50 people
>>42590422>75 votes>50 people maxuhh
>>4259044875 votes from 40 voters, its multi choice poll
>>42590448Better be quick.
>>42590457I am a retard.
>>42588012Papa is back with the milk!
bunp
>>42587611Yes homo.
>>42585813Whereabouts you planning to fly from? I'm assuming London, but just thought I'd ask since I'm up in the north east
>>42591506That'd put three of us north of Birmingham, so it'd make more sense to head out from there or Manchester, depending.
>>42591543Ah nice one. Don't need to sort it until it's a little closer like you said before. I'm definitely up for it
You got a loicense for that pony mate?
>>42592037In fact, I do.
>>42592037
>>42592179>Sex: Mare>Snowpity: NoYOU ARE NOT A MARE! FAKE MARE!
>>42592037I dont need a license. I inherited the ability to own a mare after marrying her.
>>42585813I'll probably be going from one of the London airports.
Bump
How many attended year?
>>42593635*last yearOh, and will the new venue have sauna / hot tub?
>>4259363528 (we were full)>>42593651sadly no
>>42593726No sauna or tub?! Dhis is nod :DDD ad all anymore!
>>42593726How will I make bronies drink my asshole water now?
>>42592401I assume it means "Sex (with): Mare"
>>42593726>no sauna, pool or tubWhy even fucking bother
>>42573832Prague? FUCK YES
>>42593735>>42594711Bring a kiddie pool
>>42594746just to be perfectly clear its not in PragueIt's ~45 km south of it
>>42573832Hows living spaces going to be, is it like a barracks kind of thing?
>>42595111zug zug
>>42594914this but unironicallydo we have water access?
>>42595172Who needs water?>CAPTCHA = P0G P 2
>>42595172PerhapsI can try asking the venue if need be
>>42595188ok but don't cum in it>>42595233if we have water I'm buying a shitty €200 blowup pool that can fit like 12 anons
>>42595257The blowup pools here seem to be quite cheap actually. I could get a 3.66m x 0.91m pool for about €60 that seemingly doesn't suck
>>42593726We're not taking the venue with the creepy owner after all?
>>425951114 separate chalets and a big main building.
>>42595770Which of the beds are suitable for sex with lifesized plush?
>>42595785Any kind of lewdness is not permitted at this venue
>>42595770Bagsy top bunk
Dealer anon here?
Just in case, I might take my "camper hatchback" on the journey. Mattress in the back.
>I will probably leave the continent a few weeks before EHMMy fucking timing. It'll be HomeEHM again, then.
>>42597098
>>42597098Damn. Maybe we can do a video call, like between Mare Fair and Galacon?
>>42597346and exchange slurs?
Bump.
>>42596144what about horsing around?
>>42598360No. No horseplay either.
I have absolutely no social skills nor do I know anyone I could go with, what would be the reason (You) think I should attend?
>>42599067So that I can watch you spill your spaghetti in real time.
>>42599085only if you take photos and post them to the thread
>>42599067Unless you literally shit yourself when spoken to, you'll be fine. If you do shit yourself, go to Mare Fair and wear a diaper. There's always a way.
>>42599067The fact that you're asking this means some part of you wants to go.This is the only time and place where you can act irl like you do on the board.Also you will be forced to sleep and eat and hang out with others 24h so you're bound to socialize.
Boop
>>42599244Well yeah, I do want to go but Im fucking autistic around people
>>42599790Man the fuck up. I'm unironically autistic (diagnosed with aspergers in high school) yet I made a lot of frens at MF, just consider you're around your own kind and that you literally can't be too cringe.
>>42598360Fillysex only
>>42600162There will be no lodge 13.
>>42599790Last year there were few people that did not interact with other much but still had fun. I knew like 3 people out of the 24 and I still talked to all others and had funSo yeah come and have fun, you can always just keep taking pictures and post on the board to laugh about the other autistsOr if you want, post your contact info and we can talk beforehand so you'll know at least someone
>>42600556How do you know they had fun if they didn't interact???
>>42599067You're not alone with that. That's a good reason to.
>>42599067If want to come, even if you are unsure, go for it. Otherwise you will never know what you missed. Besides, we're all friends here, just by using the same board.
>>42600898No! i hate you, faggot.
>>42600846Because they want to go again this year
>page 10
>>42601934It was over before it even began.
>>42602088Never
>>42599790Being autistic about ponies with other ponyfags is the entire appeal
>>42601934>>page 10
>>42601934How do I get pony to look at me like this?
>>42604027Show her your massive 2 inch human cock and 5 minute stamina.
1 month until PonyCon Holland!
>>42604308>TrannyconNah, I'll pass
>>42604837We know Anon, you already said that. Should the rest of us pour one out for you?
>>42594934i am just excited it´s within my country this time
I should be able to bring freshly brewed cider by the time of the meet.
>>42605208
i am not letting this shit slide...boomp
>>42605208oh boy, I can't wait to try some
>>42605054... were you at the last EHM?
>>42605054What? There's more than one chrysalisfag in Europe?
>>42606812There's only one real one, the others are impostors.
>>42607010>imposters>in the emergency meeting threadVery sus...
>>42607114>emergency thread>sus activitiesIt was SOS from the start.
>>42607010black sus
Don't die, fellow horsefuckers.
>>42608203desu there is not much to discuss right now, trust the plan
>>42604308I wish they'd trade time slots with some early con like Epona Fest. Zeist in autumn is pretty miserable.
>>42608203Oh boy, 6am.
Burger here. I'm not coming to Europe anytime soon. I just wanted to mention that everytime I see this thread's OP I think it's clearing its throat.Thanks for reading, enjoy the meetup.
>>42609978Thank you fren. Try not to die from diabeetus or getting shot.
OH FUCKIN SHIT I was bussy lately and missed the threadAre there still places left? Whats been happening?(Yellow van suicide driver btw /) xd)EHM 25 was amazing, I wanna again! ^^
>>42610048Don't think we have a signup for spots yet. Just us musing about it all after the date was settled.
>>42609834Is that a fucking slinky I'm seeing on that Linky?!
>>42610239Yes :)>>42609674
So any pics from the last years meetup?
>>42611185yeah, here's when we payed the mares a visit
>>42611762you guys look like you smell worse than american anons
>>42611766said a stinky unwashed neet burger
>>42611185Last year we've had couple of anons who kept updating the thread regularly with cringeworthy pics
>>42612133>cringeworthy picsThose are the only pics worthy of keeping. Raw emotion. Unfettered autism. Unadulterated cringe.
do you guys care if im brown? the last two meetups i had planned fell through because they found out i was brown and cut me off
>>42612558How brown? German brown? Jeet brown?
>>42612558Ass towards mecca 5 times a day kinda brown?
>>42612572>>42612582average for an african american
>>42612588You'll have to fight the other african american for the spot if he decides to come that year as well.
>>42612558You mean cut off at pony meetups? Or are you also a furry
>>42612558we had two darker anons last meetup and I doubt anyone caredIf you're actually civilised and like ponies and not a retarded faggot who is going to nigger shit up then I doubt anyone would care for your skin colourExcept for Wolvan of course
>>42612558Post hoves
>>42606767no, i was not but i was lurking last ones threads and decided to go to this one, so this was a very nice surprise
>>42582887>>42610048reminded me of thishttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/484282/drive
>>42609978
>>42610048I'm still having nightmares of that trip...
>>42582887OH YES SIR!Get in! :D
>>42612558This >>42612985 no one gives a fuck about your skin color.
>>42612588>>42612985Culture matters, not the colour of your skin.
>>42612558Are you a gypsy?
>>42614851>Pikey horsefuckerA daring synthesis
>>42614532Tell me more about your wild ride.
>>42615344His ride is too wild for you, traveler. You better go to a driver that offers milder rides.
>>42615344Come and you shall see for yourself :P>>42614467I feel honored>>42613605My gosh I absolutely adore this picShe is so hot <3
>>42615520>Come and you shall see for yourself :PI will
>>42615520>>42615804Oh no, the moonfags are multiplying
Will we get the real PrinceWhateverer this time?
>>42617861Im coming
>>42617861We got prince at home. That should be enough.
>>42617166Speaking of, what are the counts of waifufags/favoriteponyfags per pony?
>>42617939NTMF but I'd hope Luna has the most for very obvious, completely unbiased reasons.
>>42617939no rari fags last year, if i remember correctly KEK
>>42617957Europoors have bad taste
>>42617957There was one
>>42617939applewife supremacy
>>42573832I'm going to tie it
We will drink these in Czechia once I'm done with them.
>>42617957based, may actually go there then
>>42617939I know of at least one other ponkfag that was present
>>42617939Every one of us is a Flutterfag
>>42619941
>>42619822Is it me?
>>42620007Yes
>>42619772Looking forward to it, love me some home made cider!
>>42615520you´re getting me kind of interested. is it gunning it highway speeds on fucked up winding and twisting backroads nearly understeering into a tree every other corner kind of wild? if i end up driving there instead of taking the train i might want to meet up with you and try to keep up
>>42619772oooh now my already peaked interest is even more so! Hijacking thread related, but, anyone going to PCH later this month?Also my only option for hotel is a two beds room so.. the offer's out there.
>>42620591I've been too spoiled by three day cons, so much so i have a hard time justifying two day cons now.
>>42620591>PCHI will be there.>spoilerWhen a PCH thread gets posted, do immediately ask whether any anon who reserved a couple Figi rooms has an empty bed to fill, it could save you some dosh.
>>42620634Good to hear, thanks, discordfren
>>42620527Oh its definitelly the backroads drifts, im not even that keen on high speedsRarely go over 110kmph even on highwaysAlso big van feels wobly on uneven roads and turns, so maybe the feeling is amplified for passengers kek>>42617166We will be in the milions! We will take over the world!>:D(I luv Tia too tho :3)
>>42620922that sounds pretty fun tooi look forward to meeting you and seeing what kind of shenanigans you can get up to in a vw multivan
>>42617166Yes>>42620922>Rarely go over 110kmph even on highwaysWhats the limit on highways in Czechia?
>>42622725>Whats the limit on highways in Czechia?130kmphIn poland its 140
Now that Mare Fair is being moved to Czechia, how many Americans can we fit into 1 horse stable?
>>42622909>In poland its 140And on unpaved dirt roads it's about 160.
>>42622968about 3, give or take
Speaking of PCH, i got some stickers for cheap (~12 euros for 50 but they sent 76 for some reason) quality seems alright so i'm gonna order some more. Anyone has any particular ones that they want printed? either for PCH or EHM.
>>42623596"Animal man go home"For the PCH special
Having anxiety of missing the signup because it seems like so many anons want to go and there are not that many spaces
>>42623596BASED
>>42611185
>>42623638me too anon hopefully I can get a place this year
>>42622979On unpaved dirt roads its whatever you want it to be, there are no police or radars there
>>42623974LUNA TAKE THE WHEEL
>>42623981VROOM VROOM
>>42623596greenman go home so we can shitpost with it
>>42623825What a handsome fella
>>42623624Wonder if I'd get banned if I handed it to the furfags Guess I should wait till Sunday evening
>>42622100
>>42624714>greenman go home so we can shitpost with itthis
>>42623981Was gonna send a pic of her behind the wheel but i cant seem to find it... so grab this instead LoLShes like>eeew no the purple one!
>>42625868ah yeah I remember when you flipped over the van, that was epic
>>42624714>>42625860If everything works out with shipping.These will be available at PCH
>>42625943>Anon's Etsy shop pictures were something else.>"Thousands already sold", "millions of users have [the item] in cart, don't delay order today" said his page.
>>42625947have some more quality shop previews
>>42625892Oh fuck off xdI have no idea why 4chan is a retard and did this
>>42625992You're the retard newfag, Anon. 4chins has stripped metadata including rotation data for ages. Use paint, it actually rotates the image unlike your phone editor that just edits the rotation metadata.
>>42625994How the fuck do I use paint on my phone?
>>42624714>>42623624will print some of these for sure, any other suggestions?
>>42626125>phone posting
>>42626125What do you mean how?>>42625994Well i know that, it just didnt make any sense why this picture would have originally been upside down....Maybe my phone is a retard actually
>>42627234You made the photo with your phone "upside down". Camera in the phone has its "default position" when it's not rotated and it's usually when you hold the phone horizontally and the camera lenses are on the left. If you hold it when the lenses are on the right they actually see the image upside down and the software adds the rotation data that flips it around, just like it does when you do photos in portrait. When 4chan removes that data it flips the photo back to what the camera actually seen and captured and it's upside down.
>>42628059Oh so it actually saves it upside down and rotstes it afterwards?I always thought it just saves it the way it should be from the beginingOdd but that wold explain the problemWell thx for explaining
>>42628456It shouldn't really be a "problem" since literally only 4chan ignores the rotation
bmpu
Anyone at ponycon uk right now?
>>42629136No
>>42629588Guess it's just me then
>>42628018Man the beach shinanegans was such a fun timeToo bad it was so cold that we couldn't swim :/
>>42628967
>page 10not dying on my watch
>>42629731>we couldn't swimSpeak for yourself, it was surprisingly warm.
>>42629731Honestly, it wasn't the fact that it was cold, the problem was the FUCKING 30 CM OF WATER DEPTH, calling that a beach/river is an overstatement.
>>42629136There's an applefag around, with a filly in his bag.
>PRE-REGISTRATION TIMEIf you want to register for the event, send an email to:register@ehm.horseThis doesn't guarantee a spot yet, but will put you in the queue for news and actual ticket sales.Please do not use meme emails like derpymail and cock.li.The chosen date is May 8-10, venue is secured.
>>42631451woooohoooooo!
>>42631451Hell yes
>>42631451sent :^)
>>42631451We don't have to dox our real info on this, right?
>>42629136Yee
>>42631451Enjoy your 150 TB of bee pornography
>>42631642You will have to make a bank transfer to pay for the ticket at some point so yeah.Unless someone can vouch for you.
>>42631642But right now we don't need your dox, just an email. Tickets will not be sold openly, you will receive a code to order when the sale starts.
>>42631769>what is Revolut
>>42631801>revolutstop forcing it onto everyone faggot
>>42631807Why? I get €70
LETS GOOO
>>42631451Its happening
>>42631451hypaaa!
>>42631807Well, which free fintech bank would you pick?
>>42632334How should I react when me approaches me in a forest at night?
Ok, the amount of registrations we got already is crazy. Y'all will get a reply later today.
>>42633724I know some of us are very capable car sleepers, if that helps.
>>42633724I have replied to all the emails so far.If you didn't get it, ur fucked.
>>42633889Got mine. Now, I just need to work out how to fast forward six months.
>>42633644You knock yourself out, duh.
>>42633889Got it, excited!
Up
>>42633724Giddy up
>>42634814up up
Good Morning Sirs
>>42636820Comfy as FUCK
>>42636820I SLEPT BACK THERE!
>>42636820I gooned right there
>>42637604Gooning to mares of course, right anon?
>>42636820Based Apple flag
>>42637616Fillies actually
>>42637659Still better than stall*ons
>>42637673Stallionfags need to be drowned
I goon to creatures. You will never find out who I am.
>>42637830Your beak is showing.
>>42633724>>42633889Spill, how many niggers going?
Emergency bump from across the pond
>>42638454(You)
>>42637700Kiddie pool will be of use then
>>42638855Thanks amerifren.>>42638454I'm racist as fuck in normie life I need to live to afford poni-poni, but couldn't care less about skin color if we both appreciate mares and laugh at same stupid jokes and memes.
>>42639371Culture over skin color. I'd rather hang out with a black dude that shares all the same values, knows how to have fun, get shitfaced and enjoy pony with the boys, than a white native that has converted to islam for whatever braindead reason.
>>42637623There was also this
>>42637870I am bringing my life sized Gallus plushie.
I'm expecting the Blizzard employee to have lost at least 15kg and shaved his head.
UP we go
>>42639582please doholy shitI love griffons so much
What should I bring with me besides my pones?
>>42640360An actual mare.
>>42640360Pony plushiesPony merchPony foodPony pornPony gamesPony musicPony videos
>>42640360Condoms.
>>42639371(You) misinterpret my question, what I'm asking is how many anons have applied?
Let's give another bump, though I'm not sure why we're keeping this one alive since there's no news probably for good while?
>>42641519For the pre registration, so anons who missed it or aren't decided yet have the mail at their disposal Though I guess we can stop bumping the thread over the weekend and let it die. A new one with actual registration and ticket sales will be made later in the year or next year
How many registered so far?
>>42637830>You will never find out who I am.A faggot
>>42641562>and let it dienever
>>42641618So here's the thing: we already have over 47 registrations, which is over capacity.The venue says we can set up tents if we need more people. Car sleepers, this is your time to shine.
