>"Rape me?">"OHOHOHOHOHOHO, oh Anonymous!">"You always were renowned for your humor.">"You know what they say about not being able to rape the willing.">Celestia's horn glows with magic. So do your feet.>You're bolted to the ground. Try as you might, you can't move your legs at all.>Is this what it feels like when the Italian mob gives you cement shoes?>Her half-lidded eyes convey an equal sense of menacing and lust>"Now, monkey boy...">"Take off your pants."
>>42643701>rape luna
>>42643701>OHOHOHOHOHOHOCalm down, Santalestia.
>it's then that you crash through an expensive, painted window, cape flowing majestically behind you as you land perfectly on all fours in front of the human, putting yourself between him and his assailant"NONE shall lay a hoof on The Great and Powerful Trixie's human!">Your horn crackles with power, and Celestia stumbles back with a gasp, she hadn't expected this!>The human is relieved, his heroine is here!>She quickly dips into a bow, humbling herself. "Trixie, oh great and powerful one! I-I hadn't known that the human was yours! Please, I beg your forgiveness—""Silence, Celestia!">Celestia flinches, you're having none of her games"Since ponies won't cease ogling Trixie's human, you will become an example!">Your horn begins to alight, glowing brighter and brighter>"No!">Celestia's own magic alights"Trixie ZAP!">An all consuming beam of power erupts from your horn>Celestia meets it with her own, but your legendary magical prowess is too much for the alicorn to overcome>"NOOO-" Celestia protests, as your magic consumes her, leaving behind nothing but ash and her regalia>"Trixie, you saved me!" The human rushes up and throws his arms around you. "Please, have dozens of my foals!""Not now, my tall one. Equestria needs a new leader, and who better than Trixie~?">Daily sex with human, infinite bits, lots of foals, unmatched fame and adoration>Also... dripping water?>Wake up to realize the wagon's roof has sprung a new leak again>Slip on a puddle of your own squash soup as you roll out of bed
Bump
>>42643701Rape me, my friend
>>42643701Ok, now i want to hear Celestia doing noblewoman's ojou laugh
>>42643701>>>/trash/