Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already that time againWelcome to the first official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025 registration thread! Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Sign up at: https://horsemas.anonfilly.com/Schedule of events and deadlines:Oct 11th-31st: Signup doc goes live. Confirmation emails are sent out.Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups close. NO EXCEPTIONS.Nov 1st onwards: Gift assignments will be given out. After gift assignments are finalised card assignments will be given out, please be patient. Dec 1st - 10th is the latest suggested mailing period. Consider mailing on the early side if you’re shipping internationally.FAQ here : https://fag.anonfilly.com/Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: ponyclausmlp@gmail.comCard Ambassador and assistant dragon supreme: thecardslut@gmail.com>BUT IT’S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET! REEEEE!And yet every year someone will break my heart and come late. For now you have a whole month to sign up, go enjoy the anni streams, shitpost with your soon to be holiday friends and figure out your Spoopmas outfits.In the meantime, now is the time to get hype! Share stories from years gone by; say hello to your fellow horsefuckers; talk about your plans for the year; maybe write a song or poem to pass the time while we wait for signups together. Draw some Chrimbus OC art. Run a giveaway. It’s that time of year, and we’re so happy you’re here to join us.
>>42654540FUCK YOU IT'S NOT EVEN HALOWEEN REEEEEEEE
>>42654540Reporting for duty
ITS TIME!!! first for Derpy btw
Ho Ho Ho and hello my dear friends! As we start off this new year, I want to do just a little housekeeping. I’ll try to post this every once in a while during signups for people who are still joining up. I know not everypony reads the FAQ (shame on you) so a couple short notes. First of all, the ghost list is coming back again this year. At least one time during the month of November, you need to put on your codename and post in thread. You don’t have to call out your santee with your name on. You don’t have to respond to your santa with your name on. But you need to make a post at least once so your Santa knows that they aren’t sending out into the void. I know that it’s perfectly possible for you to talk with your Santa without the nametag, and you definitely should, whether or not you choose to wear it, but I need to see it at least once just so I can find you in the archives and make sure you’re actually here. I know a lot of people last year wanted the rule to be more than one single post, and I realize that it’s still a compromise position, but sometimes we just have to settle somewhere in the middle. K? Everyone cool? Dope.Part two: Grinching and tardiness. It was pretty rough last year, not going to mess you about, and I’m not going through it again this year. Before you sign up for that gift exchange you need to be bloody sure that you can follow through on it BY CHRISTMAS. I’m not running another Grinch rescue in April. It’s nonsense. The mercy rules on tardiness are going to be tightened this year, even if your Santee approves an extension, even if you are showing me WIPs. In past years I let those go on more or less indefinitely. This year I’ll be taking it out of your Santee’s hooves at a certain point and declaring it myself. If you need to send a safety net gift while you work on a more ambitious project then do it. See the FAQ for more details. If you really want to be a part of the event but don’t feel like you can commit to following through on a gift or cards, then just reach out to me and I will figure something out, even if that means I’ll just sign you up to receive some extra cheer cards from mass mailers. I’d much rather do that than lateness and grinching. The goal never has been to be the biggest /ss/ ever, just the BEST. Groovy? Groovy.
>>42654569Third, hey, listen, I know some of you guys aren’t board regulars. You got an invite from your buddy, and it sounds like a good time, or you’ve not been around the board for a decade, or you’ve only come by for Secret Santa in the past. Hi! Thanks so much for being here and part of the season! It’s lovely to see you! Please remember this is an /mlp/ event. It’s a place for our little community to get together, hang out with other posters in a new way, and do something nice for folks we usually yell obscenities at. So if this isn’t your regular haunt please-don’t just show up for Secret Santa, get a gift, then disappear. That’s not very cash money of you. Go explore the board. Visit the drawthread or find a thread about your waifu. Watch the anni streams with other anons over here >>42645376 . Make some art in /bale/. Giddy up for us in the winter 4cc. If you don’t know what’s going on: lurk moar. We’re all newfags at some point, and I’m really happy that Secret Santa is an event that you want to be a part of, but, again, this is a community event. If you want to be a part of it, then try to be a part of the community, k?
CHRISTMAS IS GAY AND STUPIDYOU SHOULD SIGN UP AND NEVER SEND GIFTS
>>42654559QT lush
>>42654540>need goolag account to fill the form
>>42654569>>42654578tl;dr - quick bullet points would help those with ADHD
>>42654611>too autistic to read a couple paragraphsdon't sign up then faggot
Oh no, for is for 2024, it's over bros
>>42654611>Read the FAQ>Ghosting and Grinching will get you buttfucked by Peanut.>If you're an offboarder go be a part of the board. It's a board event. SHowing up for gifts and not being in the community is gay and lame.
>>42654625FUCKWE'RE ALL LATE!
>>42654601>Tell me you're a newfriend without saying you're a newfriend.
>>42654660goolag is for niggers, sorry
>>42654660>using newfriend instead of just calling them a faggot
Damn. Need to make some invetory lmao.
Woo!
>>42654601I'm too dumbtarded to make a better system, sry.But that does bring up a good point, please DO NOT USE COCK.LI ACCOUNTS TO SIGN UP. I know, horsefucker and stuff are great, but they will be totally filtered from my inbox. Like, not even to spam, totally undelivered, so...don't use one please, or you won't get a confirmation email.
I can't wait to start terrorizing my local post office
holy shit hell yeahhh
Lets fucking go
>>42654684>Not emulating Pony Claus' lexiconAre you even Kiwi?
>>42654732Well I almost died just before Mare Fair.
>>42654751god DAMMIT Kiwi.
>>42654625I can’t believe I grinched my guy by over a year already.
>learning how to make beanie sized plushies>just waiting for the materials to arrive next week(s)Oh yeah, it all coming together.
I'll have to get some nice envelopes and cardstock for you guys. Maybe some fancy ink colors.
>>42654925Nice, hope I get a fancy card from you anon.
>>42654751When the fuck are you NOT almost dying
It has become time.
>>42654983Send the pizzers NOW
I'm wondering if I should participate this year. Last year didn't go smoothly for me, and I haven't even been around in while because I've been too busy trying to pull my life together.I should at least be able to afford the money easily enough, but I'm doubting whether I can afford the time and effort my santee deserves, especially when I've been struggling to find enough for myself.
>>42655007Do a card then, Mr Bond
>>42654958If we don't get paired up, I don't mind getting in contact so I can send you a card.
>>42655024Damn, thanks anon; I’d like to trade one with you too. I’ll let you know when we get assignments I guess
Just signed up! just as I get word from another anon that the last several times they signed up, they got ghosted/grinched more than half the timeI have faith though.
Damn, it's been a while. Feels nice to be in a position to participate again!
Too busy with the anni to sign up again at the moment, but it's gonna be great to shitpost with you all again this year.
>>42655077Don't wait too long lest you forget.
>>42655002Are you ACTUALLY going to try to challenge me? This, on the day of our Secret Santa Signups?Do this: Go to Dominos.com**Card#: 6006 4970 2854 6237 944**Would you like a PIN to go with that? How about something like 9203. That should work!That would be the first pizzer of the season delivered! Don't ever believe that I won;t deliver pizzer!
Oh boy, time to get the autistic namefagging down from the attic!
>Already received new holiday IDThis pony santa is faster than rainbow dash
>>42655032>>42655024 (me)I look forward to it
>>42655209Are yo really "Moldy Box of Decorations"? What is that cutie-mark? What is the backstory? I need a good deal more information.
>>42655446Seriously.
Just signed up :)
>>42655043Keep the faith brother.
>>42655495I was a foal a long, long time ago... I was playing hide and seek with my friends. I found the box of Hearth's Warming lights in the attic. I wrapped myself in them to hide. It was a good hiding place. I was there for a long time. But there was a leak in the roof. It dripped on me. In that long time of hiding I became one with the mold and mildew. They shaped me, changed me. They gave me my cutie mark. And by Celestia I won that game of hide and seek!
It's getting so hard to fill out the wishlist. I already have so much pony stuff.
>>42655578Would you a mold pone? I would.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SzrNJlRXtc
>>42655626Aspergillus with asperger's
>>42655626Do you dare cum in my b̶o̶x̸? You are brave. My spores shall become glorious and festive with your seed.
>>42655626>Would you a mold pone?I'm now imagining a Resident Evil 7/8 style mold pone.
AW SHIT
I just want to say I'm not a Grinch, I've just been financially struggling. If I'm temporarily banned that's fine, but I want my Santee to know I still have them in mind.Pony Claus/Card Slut I'll reach out to you
>>42654553don't die pls
Should I include a big essay on my waifu in the favorite ponies section? Its very autistic and it's a 3 min. read
>>42655699Yes! Do it
>>42655711Debating on if I should put it there or leave it in the "For your santa section". I don't want to clog my cardees' email with an essay they don't need
I suppose now it's time to figure out if new muttland tariffs mean I'd have to pay stupid fees if an international cardee sends a care package rather than a simple card.
>>42655788A properly marked private gift up to $100 in value should not accrue a tariff according to the Internet.But this does seem like a good year to play it safe and stay domestic.
>>42655699>>42655728Post it here. Let your autism spread. Let nobody's eyes be spared
>>42655728I learned last year that it's best to leave it in. It gives your cardees and santee an idea of how devoted you are and gives them more to write about and work towards. Also, everyone likes to read it anyway.
>>42655159Thanks for the pizza Chompy!
present and accounted for!
>always looking forward to this event>last year had an offboarder Santa who didn't post my gift>have recently broke up with my bf of 13 years >have been kinda afraid to join this year because I am still mentally not well and don't know if I can do good jobMan I love you guys and I fucking love this event but I am not sure if I have the strength to continue with my shitty life yet commit myself to make a good Santa this year. I don't want to disappoint people
I'm signed up. Let's go!
>>42655913>broke up with bf
It's that time of year again to plan the greatest gift of all:drowning the mail system of the world in horse autism!
Is Canada Post still on strike?
When is Christmas this year anyway?
>>42656047November 14th
>>42654540WAIT A MINUTE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PREPARE
>>42656037I hope not. The thread felt less soulful when the leafs stopped posting.
Let's goooooo!
>>42656047next week, you should have shipped a month ago, anon.
>>42656233
>>42655989>>42655913You cling to the hope that this is an offboarder foid who will give you pity sex.I know that this is a depressed fag boy who will let me pound the living daylights out of him every night until his asshole tears in twain.We are not the same.
>>42656193>someone misses signupSo this years bingo have two free spaces.
Goddamn am I ready for the holiday spirit.Also you clearly have a theme for me, Pony Claus. Designer Doohickey to Rowdy Outlaw?Not complaining at all mind ya.
>>42656280lol I guess those are the vibes I pick up from your pony list.
>>42656305Not gonna say it doesn't fit lol.Thanks again and a very early Merry Christmas!
TT checking in, looking forward to this year! Also looking forward to anxiously waiting for paint to dry.>>42655913Hey Pony Claus get me this guy so I can show up to his house and kick him in the nuts.
Hello, everypony! Hope everyone is having a wonderful anni stream! >>42654569Also, Pony Claus. I never received my gift from last year :(
How exciting .
>>42654540how do i do gifting for folks if im fat and lazy a bit
>>42656193Shipped some books to a friend in Austria and shipping was absolutely insane. He covered thankfully but still good golly shucks. They got held up in Austrian customs too, so he couldn't even receive them in time for the con.Oh and yeah, signed up too I guess
Hey, Speed Limit! I wanted to tell you again- I really really liked your card (package.) The pony nostalgia cassette is amazing! I had to dust off this old Sony boombox to play it- and I realized I really like the tactile feeling, and I really love the tape hiss.So, I ended up getting more tapes. Then recording my own! And now I've got a bunch of cassettes. I even fixed up an old Walkman from Goodwill.You gave me a new hobby, and I'll always be grateful.... now, uh, it turns out I really messed up your weird address. I sent you a card- it got to your country, then got sent back... in February. I'll try again this year, and I'll get it right, promise!
Picrel for everybody, who grumbles about USA mailing issues. >>42654569You mean sending or recieving stuff? I totally can send stuff in the begining of December, but I have no authority over mailing services, expecially foreign ones.>>42655670Holy shit, man, 25 bucks isnt a big sum for gathering through a fucking year.>>42655699Last time i recieve such and it was neat, now im doing that as well, esp considering my feelings towards certain pony are deep and complex enough.>>42655913R u a fagget or smth?>>42656278At least 5.
>>42654540HOORAY!!! I did Secret Santa last year for the first time and I loved it and had a lot of fun. I've got a few friends from the board who I think would be interested in some holiday mare fun
>>42656171In all my cinserely, fuck Canada, fuck it with red-hot steel sticks. Awful country and most people living there are awful as well. I never met a Canadian not being a retarded or autist without self-awareness.If i get a Canadian among my santee/cardees, id make sure to adda special card for them, thanking for things like what they're doing with euthanasia.
>>42655699>>42656793Screw it you guys have inspired me to write an autistic spaghetti filled essay about how much I love my waifu when I fill it out
>>42656831Do it, filly, Chryssie is, at least, really fucking sexy.
>>42654540HORSEMAS IS FINALLY HERE, LET'S FUCKING GO! I WAS WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG!
>>42656710I'm very glad to hear that Posterboard! And no worries about the card, but if you want to send it again then the address is still the same
>>42656710Analog festive fun times!
I still believe in my santa from last year, although I am making it extra hard for them this year with a new name.
I see Canada post is fucking around again. Would it be better to keep leafs segregated? Last year people kept getting late cards or they got them so late they didn't post them at all.
>>42657505It should be fine enough nowhttps://montrealgazette.com/news/canada-post-rotating-strikes-mail-delivery-restarts
The deed is done.Now to decide how to go overboard this time. I got nothing prepared.
I can't wait for Hearth's Warming. So soon my box will be opened and I shall decorate the thread and your lungs with my joy! (You) cannot stop it.
>>42657662
Yeehaw partner, first time romp with the festive spirit- I cant wait to spread this joy of mineI have a few things from Mare Fair, ideas for gifts- but I need to get cards! Or at least envelopes for cards because ive got a bunch of pony valentines that will PROBABLY work fine.
>>42657505uooh, Gilda, plap plap plap plap
Wow, I got my name already. Christmas cheer is here!
>>42657770
I now have a name, wonderful. I see PC still isn't getting any sleep, kek
it's me, and damn i sound tasty
>>42657770I think there may be a mix-up.
>>42654540
>>42657927I guess everybody is getting barnacles for christmas this year.
>Spend more time filling the form than waiting for the namePC is very fast this year
>>42656193Thats a lot of free spaces
>>42656193>>42657995Looks like I'm going to ensure a bingo square gets stamped
>>42656710Same here actually, the tape has been great because I recently added cassette receivers to two of my cars, side A of the /mlp/ Nostalgia tape actually has a few YTPMVish tracks that I hadn't heard before!!I've also been recording a lot more tapes with the deck I have hooked up to my PC so in theory, if someone wants it, I could give someone a cassette, a cd, and a DVD all at once for the true physical media Pony experience.Also, sadly, same in the sense that the package I sent back to him got returned to me like in the middle of summer so I have no idea what it was doing for all those months, but I know damn well I wrote that address as neatly as I physically could as perfectly matched to his email as I could and the post office still managed to screw it up.It's been sitting in the living room this whole time, I don't even remember what I put in it anymore so at this point it's going to be a surprise to both of us, because I still plan to get it sent this year, somehow.Also, to the bottle guy who managed to sniff out that it was me complaining about managing to break both of my lids in some other thread a while ago, thank you so much for sending me the new ones, I have once again been happily drinking my moon water!One other thing, I enjoyed Seaquestriafest this year, I'm sad to see it's slowly burning down from the top, but I'm on staff at THWC and it's looking like we're going to have a great time up in New York this December. Anyway there's your blog post I guess, I'm sure there's probably going to be a lot more but I think i have my shit together just a little bit more this year than I did last year.
>>42655699putting my deranged waifufaggotry out there is my favorite part of sign up, I wrote a big paragragh
>>42657505You'd think by importing half the third world they'd manage to nail down a workforce that doesn't strike for more money every year.
>>42654540Speaking of, maybe you might want to think about adding something to the form like "Are you going to the hearth's warming club and willing to exchange gifts in person">>42657995That will get us the bottom left square too!
>>42657948Hey faggot, did you get the replacement caps sent? If so, don't break them again.
Private parts reporting for doody
>>42658045Yes! I can finally say thank you! I've been strapping the bottle into my backpack these days (instead of just carrying it around) to keep it safe...
Hi Santa, I just wanted to say thanks again for the gift last year. I've gotten a lot of use out of it
fuck yeah, 3rd year in a row. can't wait to see what i can buy some anon. idk if it will be as epic as last year but we will see.
wow pony claus was very fast this year, love my new /ss/ name!
>>42657770>>42657927Woopsie Daisy, did I give a duplicate name? And I thought I had been so good about crossing them off of the list as I assigned them.Church just let out, I will fix that when I get home and reassign whoever got the duplicate to a new fun name.
>>42658154Barn Barnacles Sr and Barn Barnacles Jr
Ohh yes!Count me in!I will sign up this week.
>>42658170This is the way.
I am depressed a shit, and I know this will be another weight on my mind, but I'll sign up, and I promise to not off myself before sending my gift.
Huh, weird. I actually didn't have the name twice on the spreadsheet when I checked. It looks like I went back at some point and changed someone's name after I already sent the email. Well that was very silly of me. I'll send out the new name now.
>>42658237It won't, anon. Don't burden yourself with the gift, and enjoy the company. This is what hearts warming is all about: participating in an event of pure faggotry and knowing that out there, there's some people just as deranged about mares as you are. Not just normies, retards and normie retards.And this, is something to be cherished. So get on down and enjoy the event, you're here forever. There is no escaping the cheers.
She will be dunked
>>42658284>this againit's good to be back
>>42658304
All these new names are giving me fallout new vegas vibes
>>42658237What's your /ss/ pony name? Misery Guts?
2025 /ss/ Fuck Fest, I will impregnate all OCs that can get pregnant>my OC is sterile! y-you're not compatible!I BROUGHT FERTILITY PILLS AND ENOUGH VIAGRA TO KILL EVERYPONY THAT EVER LIVED IN CANTERLOT THRICE OVER
>>42658354same, not complaining though
>>42658366Is that my gift this year, the miracle of motherhood?
Yeehaw! Looks like I've got a new name. Y'all better hold on tight to your Nightmare Night stashes, or you might just get plundered by the sweetest tooth in the west
>>42658371You have the coolest name ever..everyone else go home
>>42654540That was fast. I think I will keep this name from here on out. It is very cute.
>>42658399(I'm formerly one of the Barn Barnacle twins)
>>42658423The duplicate Barn Barnacale was returned to the mirror pool
>>42658354>>42658371>>42658399>>42658404woohoo western themed /ss/ this year, prepare or spagetti
>>42658431Now that's what I call a spaghetti western
>>42658431>prepare or spagettiI'm not going to prepare because I want some spaghetti
>>42658401I'm def thinking of keeping this one, yours is nice too not at all because I'm a foe fag
>>42658404I'll keep my name because I know damn well that I am incapable of turning off the autism long enough for people not to immediately figure out which new name Cookie Kiln has every yearAnd I love Cookie, she's adorable! :3Also for Gran Canyon I'm picturing a mare about as old as Granny Smith who despite her age is able to shoot the wing off a mosquito from the other end of town... like perhaps in her youth she was the best shot in town and she simply refused to let that title go as she got old, becoming somewhat of a living legend as ponies try to challenge her because she's elderly and they get completely owned>>42658431I never knew I was ahead of the time last year with my shotgun shenanigans but I am more than ready this year
>>42658423>>42658170>>42657927Do you think new names will keep you separate? All will be one in the great Tangling of the Holiday Lights. We are all on one strand.
>>42658498
>>42658431christmas spaghetti yeee
>>42658498Ego death is a known side effect of aspergillus exposure
>>42658498so is it no longer incest if they fuck or
>>42658423What even is a barn barnacle? Is it a euphemism for something completely unrelated to barnacles, in the same vein as Rocky Mountain oysters?
>>42658535>crusty cunt
>>42658535It's the name for those crusty shit deposits you get around the anuses of cows and other ruminant animals
>>42658445Lunalos!
>>42658514Anon asking the real questions.
>>42658264I know I shouldn't, but everytime I receive some nice shit I feel bad because I'm not as talented as other anons. Ponies and Anons have given me so much in all these years and I wish I could give back as much or even more.>>42658365I never keep my name from previous editions and I haven't received one for this year yet, but that would be a good name.
>>42658535I was wondering the same thing>>42658546Oh...
>>42658546unf stinky farm mare plap plap
>>42658546They're considered quite a delicacy in parts of Wyoming and Montana
>>42658535old appleoosian term for when you have a changeling hiding in your barn, kinda like a booth barnacle at a convention but they're really good at convincing you to let them stay in exchange for a hot sweaty plapping in the hayloft
I get the feeling I'm being called a faggot with my given name.
>>42658595please be a femcolt please be a femcolt please be a femcolt
>>42658595What makes you say that, Penis Rider?
>>42658470I didn't think of it that way at all. I was thinking Gran as in granola. Surprisingly there doesn't seem to be a granola pony at all.
>>42658601Who knows.>>42658608Just a hunch.
>>42658610I imagined Granny Canyon to be an aging prostitute in a frontier town
>>42658610Oooh, that's pretty cool, like pony whose talent is making granola or straight up granola pony?
>>42658610She's called Canyon because of how wide she spreads her pussy
>>42658595COCKEY JOCKEY
>>42658627She's called Canyon because of the toll having so many foals has had on her body. It's like a geological formation down there
>>42658619femcolts riding big stallion cocks are so hot>>42658621that's dumb, I prefer the grandma who's packing heat (and I mean a gun not a cock)
>>42658642Maybe Granny Canyon is trans
ya ever just know yer meant to be the ugly bastard from an ntr doujin
>>42658621>>42658627>>42658674I don't like where this is going>>42658639This isn't so bad. GILF poni
>>42654732>>42654751>>42654762>>42654963The counter has been reset. Days since kiwi death: 0>>42655159God DAMMIT I keep missing these every year. Fuck fuck fuck I love pizzer
>>42654559Smash>>42654706(please) Smash (me)>>42654724Smash>>42658284BREED>>42658404Smash
HOLY FUCK SANTA TIME!!!!I hate writing a wishlist!
>>42658752just use the one from last year
as a Leaf I am so fucking sorry my post make last year such bullshit for (You) all
>>42658576That’d work on me for sure. Is Barn Barnacle a cutie homeless NEETbug? Because I like neetpones and I like changelings as long as they aren’t gay and rainbow so Id like that character.
>>42658745>Smash>VerityAnon... Verity is for feeding carrots, scritching her ears, and tucking into bed.
>>42658779The type of changeling to hide in someone's barn is not the type to reform so yes
>>42658790and then gently (and lovingly) plapping
>>42658555>Not as talented It doesn't matter, anon. The whole joy is to give and enjoy the cheers. You don't measure the quality of the gift by skill, but by the smile it gives. Sometimes the simplest things bring the most joy. If you really want to share the joy with anons, shipost, pour one out for the anons, and enjoy the jolly atmosphere, gift giving is fun and all, but loudly shitposting about wanting to cum inside everyone's oc and cumming in the baked goods you're about to send out to the next anon is really what brings the event together.
>>42658802>loudly shitposting about wanting to cum inside everyone's ocoh no not again
>>42658802Remind me not to eat anything you send me
>>42658813YOU WILL EAT THE BROWNIES, ANON. THEY'RE MADE WITH REAL LOVE AND CHEERS! also semen is good for macros, high prot and all that
>>42658809you vill be come inside and you vill like itcumming inside vill continue until morale improves
W-what did I sign up for? You guys don't really eat each others' cum, do you?
>>42658844Not really, the cum brownies are just a meme. The only gay thing that happens is the massive sweaty homo orgies at the /ss/ meetups.
>>42658883suddenly I am less inclined to suggest an /ss/ meetup at THWC
>>42658576>>42658779>>42658793Barn Barnacle will exchange plaps for naps.
>>42658986Ohh yes we can come to an arrangement all right...
>>42658844>>42658883Unless you WANT a giant floppy horse cock...?As a reminder, if you want a giant floppy horse cock add it to your wish list.
>>42658986>be bug>end up in weird western apple town after bug mom got her ass blasted out of canterlot>good one, mom>spend about a year hiding out in different barns, too scared to try taking a disguise or trick ponies into giving you love>whenever one of them caught you, they'd either kick you out, or... take advantage of you, and THEN kick you out>not like you minded, you would've starved otherwise, but...>until... him.>the farmpony caught you while you were sleeping, like they usually did>he wore a frown, as he adjusted his hat, watching you scrabble up into a sitting position"y-you're not gonna kick me out of your nice warm barn, are ya, mister...?">he only frowned further>shit"w-we can come to an arrangement...?">you can feel a few tears welling up in your eyes... this was the last barn in town that you hadn't been kicked out of with a warning never to return, so it was either this, or wandering the dusty road in an attempt to make it to a different town before you starved>this time he paused, closing his mouth, working his jaw a little>he slowly walked closer to you, starting to smile>you knew that smile, and you quickly blinked away tears as you felt blood rushing to your face>...."y'all feed on love, don't'cha...? ya look like you're starvin'....">he slowly pushes you into the nearest pile of hay, your eyes uncontrollably flickering back and forth between his snout and his sweat-dripping body>b-by the hive, was he just out working in the fields? w-why was it so... so...>the stallion gently pins you down, but... he starts off with a kiss, of all things>and you realize, suddenly, that the lust flowing off of him... it was mixed with affection? desire? he... but why? none of the other ponies ever...>the big farmpony is surprisingly gentle as he impales you on his cock, and your racing thoughts start to melt away in the face of a passionate pony plapping session...>...>it's been... a while, now>he's brought you a bed, and a chair, some warm blankets, a radio...>he keeps asking if you'd like to move into his house with him, but... you like the barn>you like it when he nudges the doors open, climbing up the ladder to see you after a hard day of work>you've offered to disguise as various ponies for him, but he always tells you that he prefers you as yourself, and the rush of love that accompanies it always makes you dizzy...>just like when he kisses you>and when he decides to sleep with you instead of at his house, holding you tightly to his larger, stronger, body>and, of course, when he's holding you down to the bed or a haybale or the dirt and plowing you like you're one of his fields outside of the barn>sometimes he makes you wear his hat and ride him, and he calls you a good cowpony, and...>m-maybe ponies are... fine>every so often, you feel a flicker from the changeling hivemind, but... you don't feel like going home>this is your home now>he... he is your home now>you love him.
>>42659097
>>42659097>tfw barely avoided this by changing my name>tfw I don't know what this feel is
>>42659135yes :)>>42659153>tfw I don't know what this feel isyou and me both :(
Just got my name and I have to say I love it! I'm not so much an expert on lamia ponies but I slapped this together in MS Paint, is this an accurate lamia pony?
>>42659097kinda based ngl
>>42659172im not currently in her belly so no its not accurate
Also completely random hypothetical, but if lamia ponies have giant tits, where would they be? (I would prefer second, and if so I might give Lasso Sass a giant rack as well, also I don't really like crotchboobs)
>>42659174thank you mr barnacle I do not often get inspiration these days so when it strikes I let it happen
>>42658704Hohoho, I'm on it.>captcha: KGAYJ2Haha, GAY
>>42659188>I don't really like crotchboobsi will smother you with cookie's gigantic milky teats (also for a lamia I guess if there has to be tits it would have to be the chest but then you're essentially anthro with hooves)
>>42659214why me?????>>42659097also this is adorable
>>42659208Oh no
>>42659188A single one at the crotch and the other one at the chest, obviously. (Desu fampai I dunno; never lurked the lamia threads. They’re cute when i see them pop up from time to time though.)
>>42659208u turned waifu thread into a tupper thread u faget
>>42659264>A single one at the crotch and the other one at the chestthat is a terrifying visual why would you post this
>>42659264
>>42659214>>42659226Does Cookie actually have gigantic milky leaking crotchboobs like Milky Way
>>42659330Yes — our very own festive milky way
>>42659387Is Cookie Kiln a dragon pony?
>>42659407Yes, she's also built for human cock
>>42659417Lasso Sass the Lamia is also the perfect human lover!1. She has fur like regular ponies and can be petted and have her ears rubbed.2. She can coil cuddle around Anon and trap him and lovingly taunt him!
>>42659387IT IS THE FIRST. THREAD.But now I remember the whole not-responding-to-bait thing I learned last year so I'll be doing that (unless it's funny bait like the anon home invasion arc with the crayon drawings)>>42659407yeah, her 'thing' is that she bakes cookies using kilns that she heats up with her own dragonfire and I guess it was a bit too easy to draw the line from that to her also being the source of the milk to go with the cookies.......call it a hot smart business strategy?>>42659417yeah see this is going to be the first and also last (you) that I bestow towards this exact comment, unlike last year where I'm pretty sure I went full retard and responded to every single one of them.pretty sure I was having a drawn-out mental breakdown at the time, but a few of the big stressors I was laboring under are thankfully gone so I'm doing a bit better now
>>42659172>>42659188What a Sassy Lass, good to see more snakepones this early on this year! The questions really come down to the usual discourse about pony half vs snake half and what organs are where. Cutie marks in particular I usually either see on the pony half, or not at all though.
>>42659461the vorefags are going to be here any moment
>>42659446>has slutty oc pic>has slutty looking oc>take it personally when people treat it like a sluti dont understand this advanced self-inserting autism, but i really do hope you take your own advice and stop RPing to literally everyone this year, like every single person's mention of your character is fucking personalthey're lines for god's sake, who the fuck cares.
>>42657505>>42657740Please PonyClaus I want a griffonfag so much so I can give him a lot of gifts and discuss about catbirds.
>>42659522That's the idea, yeah>has slutty looking oc...oooh man if people think she just looks inherently slutty then that explains a looooot
>>42659617>...oooh man if people think she just looks inherently slutty then that explains a loooootthere's no way you're that dense
Only been lurking in the Secret Santa threads the last two years. I'm strongly considering joining this year.
>>42659617>lidded eyes>tongue outshe's literally an e-girl m8
>>42659633Trips says you must join
>>42659645I tried :(
>>42658715YES. MORE HAGS FOR THE HAG THRONE (my bed).
>>42659637Did I.... gaslight myself into assuming that it was a stylistic choice to show off the dragonish tongue? dear faust she really IS the festive milky way>>42659631you cannot even begin to comprehend the stupidity that I am capable of>>42659653you tried?
>>42659665we're getting out of the ponyville nursing home with this one boys !!
>>42659633>>42659645rollin
side note, the mega is still being updated for now, but I can't guarantee I'll have the time to keep it up to date throughout the entire season, especially after things pick up in December.
>>42658704>>42659208>ya ever just know yer meant to be the ugly bastard from an ntr doujin
>>42659722aw hell naw
>>42659722neat. i'd watch him fuck a couple schoolfillies
>>42659722Why does he have Morning Mimosa colors
>>42659778If that's her dad it explains a few things>>42659722I hate it but I have to admire the perfection with which you manifested that name into a horse, the color, the expression, the tail....
>>42659722wow he's literally me. thank you sir. this is incredible work!
>>42659793forgot name fuck
>>42659799>>42659793I'm glad you embrace your mirror image, Sowbelly "Sticky" Shampoo. Last time I followed the call for a cursed OC design, it was apparently too cursed and everyone hated it in a bad way, lmao. ;__:>>42659727>>42659733>>42659787Thank (You), I was feeling inspired.>>42659778>M. Mimosa colorsActually, I don't know how2digital art and picked from the CSP standard palette.
I don't like my name can I request a new one??? I'm not a fuckin faggot
>>42659722I hate this, 10/10, great job.
>>42659893You're about to be.
>>42659893Too bad, faggot, now bend over for daddy Shampoo
>>42659893Post hand. We must know if the legendary intuition of the /ss/ organizers was correct.
Could somepony make my id into a stallion? something with a new vegas reference too please and thank you >>42659722would, nice to see you again dear dranon
I swear these names are getting gayer every year...
>>42659893Give it up m8, either embrace the name or get roasted. There's been at least one faggot each year who dislikes their name and throws a fit, which only encourages people to further make fun of the name.
>>42660073Dude, don’t make up names just to make me look bad. I specifically said in the email that your name was Delicious Horsecum the Yak, and you know it.
>>42660073Finally, someone to properly breed cookie
>>42660073Why does this name crack me up so much? >>42659893Are these names even real, or just shitposts? Hilarious.>>42660056If nobody else delivers, I'll cook something up for my nice mysterious stranger, but not today.
>>42660119Honestly, I really can't tell. There was that one faggot who drew the ire of Santa Pone and got named "BIG BOOTY BADONDADONK CUMGUZZLER THE THIRD" back in 2021.
>>42659893>>42659949Im on my hooves and knees begging for art of these two having the gayest sex imaginable >Just imagine, pen having lassoed bronco to the ground so he could ride him while doing that really hot one-hoof-on-the-chest position, smirking down at him knowing damn well that he's enjoying it too...
Form submitted.All systems go for holiday cheer.
>>42660172https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U51A_4bVg5A
>>42660172This is how I know the season is here. It just isn't Christmas without thinking about Anons having the gayest sex imaginable
Damn, this first thread is going fast. I can't keep up with everything going on.>>42659446I was hoping we'd see this dragonpony again this year.
>>42660219Orientation play powerbottoming, anon! Orientation play powerbottoming!!
I have to say I feel this name fits me a little too well given how much shit I end up bringing home every time I go to a convention.
>>42660183Kek I hadn’t seen that, but how incredibly specific and appropriate
>>42660225I don't trust that filly
>>42660369My pumpkin and I went to the pumpkin patch today. She was a gift from the 2019 Secret Santa.
>>42660398
>>42659617Don't worry Cookie. I for one am far too racist to fuck a hybrid.
>>42660413
For the Oklahoma senpai <3
>>42660416Which pumpkin did she pick???
>>42661688The best one, obviously. Although chances are high it was a watermelon
Am not an artfriend, but I colored it the best I could.
Goodnight sweet Anons. Make sure to go to bed on time so you can see me in your dreams
>>42661971Night night
>got no pony merch being sold in my area>have very few artistic skills>don't want to cop out by just sending someone a direct from Amazon packageAm I doomed to be merryless forever?
>>42654540>Secret Santa>is October
>>42661971What will Luna say when she sees your dreams, Anons?
>>42662145>there are literally no sellers of custom mlp merch>there are no printing services/sites whatsoeveryes, and your retardation is terminal, im sorry anon
>>42661971No. The spreadsheets call unto me.
>>42662145Redbubble and Etsy offer worldwide services. Order early and you have time to get it to yourself, combine, customize, repack, and send on.
Guess im gonna have to chug several coffees a day with a name like this. Makes for some extra boisterous holiday cheer at least!
>>42662347Or just make cowboy coffee you can float a horseshoe on.
>>42661971Sweet dreams, anon.
>>42654540OHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEAH
My name sounds gay and Appleloosian. Thank you Pony Claus.
>>42662301Did you get all 40 of my entries full of nothing but racial slurs and detailed analyses of why everyone I don't like is inferior?
>>42662691How does he even do it? I'm hopelessly incompetent with coming up with OC names and not only is he having to come up with a bunch of new ones every year but they have to be at least vaguely festive themed to boot!
>>42662701It was extremely informative. I was intrigued to learn how model train enthusiasts are destroying the economy. >>42662705Awww, I try. Names are one of my favorite parts. I just got in a good batch from Sloot this evening too! ^^
>>42662744>>42656793
>>42662744>model train enthusiasts Hey remember last year when I told you guys I would have a sick model train setup to show off?Yeah, the room I was going to put it in isn't even cleaned out yet. My 2025 spring and summer did not leave any room for things like "hobbies", lolAlso nice!! You ever think about handing out a Plone codename or two? Love those guys...
Idea! Hold on for a few hours until I get home and get something done to show you. I've learned a lot in the past year and can do a lot more now.Satan Pone will get his blood sacrifice.
>>42662799Busy year sounds like, it do be like that sometimes shame though, cause model trains are pretty fun. Real talk I’ve never looked hard into plones. They’re cute but I’m not up on the details or any kind of thread culture. I’d enjoy a festive warthog brrrrting holiday cheer out of its cannon.
>>42662821
>>42662744Do you give gay names on purpose to torment us or to build yourself a harem of faggots?
>neighborhood fm is downOh.. fuck.
Posterboard is a very pretty mare!
>>42662347Another name to join the barista gang
>>42663419Really pretty!
>>42662936¿Por que no los dos? How we all doin today?
>>42663875Why are you ignoring >>42656793?
May the Blood Moon bring us a merry chrimmus!
>>42663888Do not
>>42663893Why not? It's just faggot.
>>42663907Ponies and this event are for love, Anon. Not…that.
>>42663883Sorry! Wasn’t intending to.The gift should ARRIVE by Horsemas. If you’re shipping internationally then it’s definitely good to plan to ship well before the actual deadline. It’s true that every once in a while a mail monster eats a gift, or customs takes an extra long time, or a parcel falls down behind a mail sorting machine and it takes an extra week for a postal worker to notice it and get it back on route. If that happens, I mean, that happens. Nothing anyone can do about it and it’s not going to get you on the grinch list. But if you’re shipping internationally on December 23rd then you’re doin it wrong and your poor Santee won’t get to participate in the Horsemas Day threads. All that to say, yeah, stuff happens that’s out of our control sometimes and nobody should get grumpy with you for that, so long as you handle the things that are under your control right.
>>42663419>>42663449Yes she is!
>>42662936using one's position as pony claus to slowly amass a harem of hot stallions right in the heart of mareschizo central (/mlp/) is pretty based
>>42654540Its that time!
>>42659595PLEASE be my SantaI fucking love griffons
Oh fug, here we go agen :DD
I am very excited to participate again this year. Hopefully Texas anons are willing to meet up like we did last year again (and that I'll still be in Texas when that comes, but that hinges on life circumstances).
It's almost time for horsemas! right after nightmare night
>>42664571Boopberry!
>>42663442No sorry mate I only make plain ol' coffee none of them fancy barristerin stuff here!
>didn't create anything>didn't post >barely even lurked>too retarded, busy, and burnt out to socialize properly on /ss/ everPerhaps 2025 shall be the year without a Horsemas
>>42664600>>42663442https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y75TKsJ82FU
>>42664633>too retarded, busy, and burnt out to socialize properly on /ss/ everIf the /ss/ autism is what you seek, you can start engaging with it one post at a time. You can hang around funposting and drawing even when you're not signed up for the gift swap, and no professional artist. I doubt I can sign up this year, but I want to do raffles and add my personal brand of autism to the merriness. I don't need merch, but I do seek kindred spirits, and I'll contribute what little I can.
>>42664700I think I'll leave that method to the cowboy professionals and keep my aeropress
Another year of fun!
>>42664745AeroPress makes a good cuppa.>>42664785Cutie. I’d tap that.
>>42664745I think I prefer my v60/kalita wave for drip coffee.
I thought my name was kinda random, but apparently it's an old cowboy term for the path of an outlaw. Pretty badass, Pony Claus.
>>42664745Ok so Bitter Bean uses an aeropress, Horseshoe Coffee makes it Cowboy style. Who else is in the barista gang and what do they use?
>>42664854A decade or so old black & decker drip machine and I use the cheap shit from the local discount grocery chain.
>>42664890Which one of the barista gang are you?
>>42664852I heard that Owl Hoot Trail and Candy Bandit have a bounty out for - train heist on the friendship express and stealing Celestia’s cake shipment.
>>42664785unf>>42664852that's pretty sick!
I'm ready for the festivities to begin.
>>42654540Why would her sign say that?
>>42665229Are you not happy and gay?
>>42665229kek I didnt see that
>>42659722JUST BECAUSE THE CAT PAYS THE BILLS DOESNT MEAN I DONT HAVE RIGHTS
bout time
>>42665381Yeah Twilight, either help with the carcass decorating or shut the fuck up.
>>42660119I hate to be a choosing beggar, but could I also request a lamia mare for me? I already drew something in Paint here>>42659172
Just submitted my sign-up, I am SO pumped for this year it is going to be SICK>>42663419>>42663449speaking of, HOLY FUCK POSTERBOARD UNF art hoe panties are the best these are AWESOME
I guess it's about time to start my yearly /ss/ hag draw.>>42663922Don't be such a baby. It's just a little bloodletting. She'll be fine. Pony cultists aren't barbarians.
Man I wish I could draw at above a first grade level. I’ve got free time on my hands and wanna make other peoples OCs but I feel like I’d just be doing them a disservice.>MM ART
>>42665509>my yearly /ss/ hag drawGran Canyon please (in my bed)
>>42665603People would actually love to see funny MS paint 1st grader drawings of their OCs, don't let that stop you, no one is such a stick in the mud that they'd call it a disservice
>>42664971We'll let you figure that out.
>>42665603You'd be far from the first, anon.
>>42664997You can't prove nothin'
Looking forward to another year of Horsemas with you all
>>42665617>>42665681Fuck it maybe I will
Signed up! Lets have another year of Horsemas!
>>42666157>I'd let her bounce on it
>>42666176
>>42666176>>42666224Please don't lewd the bap
>>42666157Blessed be the baps
I was trying to draw something actually decent but my hands didn't want to work so I whipped this up in MS paint. Pen Rider has a Pen-is
What is our opinion on Tara strong? If I had something signed by her, would a twifag Santee like it?
>>42666369do you think a christian would like an autograph from jesus christ?
>>42659637>>42666157so is the bat also an e-girl? I agree cookie looks like a damn snack but now I can't unsee this on other ponies kek
>>42666369Idk, some people care about the VAs and others don't, personally I don't even know who voices my own damn waifu but I'd probably still find it cool if I had something with her autograph
>>42666157What if she drank a blueberry smoothie or chewed a piece of blueberry gum from Willy Wonka's factory and got blueberry inflated
>tfw background pony waifu with no consistent VA
>>42666369I'm not gonna stand in line for an autograph personally. but if signed merch dropped into my lap from THE best pony. I wouldn't complain.
>>42666452>>42666539
>>42666376>>42666469>>42666557I seem to remember Tara going insane, but it seems like being the VA for Twilight absolves that. Thanks anons! Y'all were very helpful!
>>42666563Embrace it! I hear bat streamers make a lot of bits because there's not nearly as many ponies streaming overnight compared to during the day...
>>42666577>Bat StreamersNo Blueberry won't get to stream.She'll bounce on my dick so much they'll call me trampoline.
Horsemas is going to come super quickly now - isn't it?
>>42666591i smell zebra rhymingdo not the batpony, stripey
>>42666592Many things will be cumming super quickly
>>42666452yes if she gets my cock hard she's asking for it
>>42666665that is not how it works and that is why you failed to acquire the >>42666666
>>42666675tell that to my dick (don't he's sensitive)
It's me, Massless Chaps over here.Ho ho ho or whatever
>>42666157Hottie.>>42666288Would.
>>42666563And then Blueberry Bounce is flailing her little hoofsies around and she can't stop hiccuping and burping, blushing as her furry little bat pony body fills with juice
I am ready, are you?
>>42667412Spike, no.Bad dragon.Bad.
>>42667412
>>42667462Yes
Oops got a bit of catching up to do and going through the records for the group picture this year. >>42658986>>42659097Dang that's cute>>42659172Cute concept>>42659208YOU! Thank you for helping with the credits this year >>42660863Two down, 48 left to go>>42662442Time to shill me some Cowboy Kenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UAoT21eqXI>>42662744Let me know if you need some for the pile, I have a list for Latecomers I can give you.
yippee I'm on time this year! tag me here or elsewhere if you want your id pony drawn
>>42667911Prickly Pear is a cutie.
>>42667911checked, bless the world with more filler then
>>42667911Howdy! Also I love this creative cactus pony, is she actually sharp
Frens, I have an question and I need your help...Last year I brought a lot of candies to my santee, but just for that reason I couldn't ship to national express, so I went to a private carrier and it cost me more than double. This time I thought on give more sweets, but I can't decide if is a good decision, or I could use this money from shipping to buy more pone stuff. What can I do?
As far as I know it was never issued as a name, but I liked this prompt from a couple years back and decided to take a stab at it since no-one picked it up in the time since.
>>42668209context
Yeehaw Yule reporting in. Can't wait to spread noxious cheer!
Hello, friends! As early as it may be, it's never too early for a GIVEAWAY! I have in my possession TWO of these old cursed Pinkie Pie jack-o'-lantern kits. I'll be giving away both of them to two randomly selected contestants. Price of entry is a post of your most unique pony possession! Something odd, or rare, or just well-loved in a way other anons probably wouldn't have considered. Or, if you don't have anything unique, a post of something you'd like to have would work as well.Post about it or tell us about it! Deadline is this coming Sunday, October 19th. I'm in the US, domestic mail should arrive before Halloween, but international packages will likely not make it in time.
>>42668209could always reclaim the name if it is yours
>>42668303It was pre-assignments. I don't think SP or PC ever gave someone that ID. Sort of like Clerical Task, I suppose.
>>42668075thanks for checking>>42668144thank you, she is sharp mentally and prickly personality-wise but otherwise not dangerous
>>42668300i dunno, i got this from a man more crazed about filly than i, and it just silently judges and demands things from me telepathically i thinkbut we're bros>>42668353absolutely beautiful
>>42667911Very cute. I'd love to see Prickly Pear in a festive mood for the group picture if possible?
>>42668731That was quick. Time to bully the NEETS
>>42660119>>42660168Well, names could be worse.
Reporting
>>42659949Break into HIS house?Dress up as HIS maid?Ride HIS dick?Beg for HIS cum?Call HIM gay?
Is here and ready for horsemas cheer!
>>42669129Yes.
>>42668558Filly fek a cutie.
>>42668300Well, it's pretty unique, so I don't want to out my /ss/ name yet ^:)
>>42668300I don't have it on me to take a picture but my favorite piece of pony merch is a lovely crochet plushie a friend made or me, ironically, it was for /ss/ and he got assigned to me while already knowing me, I was gaslit or the whole event into thinking he got someone else, still love that little plushie
>>42659893I understand how you feel, i don't even like milk
>>42668816I'm genuinely fucking retarded I am bashing my head against the wallCheck that off your bingo card
>>42668300This almost life sized plushie of my custom pony I got for /ss/ last year. It's a hell of a first gift, I was over the moon when I opened it!She's just amazing and I adore my santa for her.
Singing up again!
>>42670190why did it eat my image
>>42670244what a cutie
When do mass mailed cards signups open?I’m too poor to send anything or gifts to anons, I just want pony through the mail.
>>42670261you need to send at least one(1) card for that I think, it's in the registration form
>>42670280nevermind I’m just grinching, fuck this and fuck you.
>>42670287aw come on anon, you'll have fun
>>42670297reread my very first messageunless my job applications stop getting denied I won’t have money for ((you)) faggots.
>>42670308>He can't afford to even send a heartfelt letter to his fellow AnonHope your financial troubles clear up soon, big guy
>>42670244Such a beautiful pony.
>>42670261More of a CardSlut thing, so if he overrules me consider his word law, but yeah, usually you need to send a card to receive the mass mail. That being said, sounds like you’re having a bummer year, so why don’t you drop me an email and at the very least I’m happy to send you one of the mass mail cards and ornaments this year. /)
And that's all my cards and my gift mailed before tomorrow's deadline!All of you remembered to send your stuff by now right? You're not some grinch are you?
>>42670197Hey! Hello! The Fair Flyer from your gift last year is still standing strong and decorating my room! Can’t believe it’s already been a year
my first mass mailer, any suggestions for stuff that fits in a flat envelope to give out? i was thinking stickers but anything more i can do?
>>42670593I've sent badges and magnets in previous years but only for 5 to 6 people, it'd probably be a little more expensive or mass mailing
>>42670598for*damn this f key
