>>42678124
doing literally anything with luna is my fantasy

>>42678140
luna is easy mode
i talk to her about space stuff and she would be like
>"wow anon that is so awesome"
>"but i'm sure your cock must be really dirty right now"
then she suck my weewee and i bust!

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>>42678124
I want to be permanently grafted to my waifu Twilight like an anglerfish. It would be so wonderful removing all of life's struggles and responsibilities. I would no longer need to worry about any needs or wants ever again. Never have to figure out what I'm supposed to do or where I'm supposed to go, what I'm going to eat or what social interactions I need to engage in. My fate would be completely in the hooves of my true love, for better or worse. There's no natural way to do it so it would have to be done surgically. I want to be grafted to her underside with my face buried directly between her mare teats, surgically attached, belly to belly, outside her body cavity but sewn underneath her hide. My legs will just get in the way, so they can be removed. But three laparotomies should be made into Twilights abdominal cavity, two for my arms so I can feel and play with her innards, and one in the front of her chest so my genitalia can poke through to give it access to my hands. Several important connections need to be made. Our circulatory systems should be attached, I want her blood to flow through me. My esophagus must be re-routed to her stomach to siphon off a little of whatever she is eating. But also her intestines should be routed through me as well. I want her feces to flow through my bowels, out my anus and then back out through her ponut. Her ureter should likewise be routed to my own bladder first then out my dick and back into her bladder. Every drop of her golden nectar and my own piss will mix and pass through me and out of her. I would need a catheter connecting my seminal vesicle directly to the roof of her mouth, that way whenever I cum, which will be quite often since I wont have much else to do, she will get to enjoy it as well. And lastly my trachea. I'm not going to attach it to Twilight's lungs like you would expect. No. It should be attached directly to her vaginal wall, so that every breath I take will be filtered through her glorious mare cunt. This may present a few issues if my love decides to take a stallion suitor for herself, but I should be able to hold my breath since we share a blood supply, and I will eventually be able to blow out his cum after he's finished. After this successful graft I will spend the rest of my days in the dark wet warmth of my mare waifu, giving her the most intimate hugs and snuggles no other being will ever come close to. The rest of my existence will be spent cumming and sleeping in her comfortable embrace. And maybe I might even engage in a little social interaction once in a while when she asks her little cyst sack boyfriend to wriggle for everypony as a party trick. And she may even one day spit out my cum and smear it into her back end, and I can cuddle my own developing hybrid foal inside her. And even if she were to die before me, unlikely since she is an alicorn, I would die happy truly becoming one with my mare, absorbing her sepsis and breathing her rotting pussy gas.

>>42678140
>>42678156
I want to take a moment to say that it was very disrespectful of me to take your moment of vulnerability and make light of it
it was extremely distasteful of me and I'm gonna write a short luna green to make up for my actions

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>>42678124
>my marefriend loves me so much she sucks the smegma clean off my sickly unwashed dirty dick and lets me blow my nose on her (likely unwashed) teats while she locks my head between her warm, sweaty thighs like a vice.
Beautiful fantasy, please have some shame next time.

>>42678124
I like to fantasize about Chrysalis worshipping my abs. I don't have any, but the fantasy helps push me during my morning runs

>>42678124
Thank you for, uh, sharing this, fellow artist. Regrettably I understand completely this fantasy. I just want to be loved and comfortable with someone, to be honest. I want to be comfortable and cozy again as I was when I was a kid. I don't wish to have my responsibilities and wish life was better. Failing that, mares.

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>>42678140
>>42678156
>>42678176
I hope this makes up for it anon

>another night in canterlot
>when you first heard that lunas night court had been for the most part unused by the citizens of equestria unlike day court, you figured you should visit, why the hell not
>you get a nice paycheck from the crown just for existing, at least that’s what you tell yourself while twilight runs her monotonous tests on you every week
>so with the free money plus all the free time you went up to night court
>apparently the trains still ran at night but on a more spread out schedule than during the day
>you hopped on the train, got to the castle, and entered
>before you could even open your mouth, luna shouted a clearly rehearsed greeting
>”AH! GREETINGS CITIZEN! HOW MAY WE ASSIST THEE IN THY HOUR OF NEED????”
>her greeting ended with a few labored breaths as she clearly put all her energy into both the speech and the shattering of your eardrums
>at that moment you knew that your attendance meant more to her than you could have realized
>her anxious gaze made it obvious as she awaited your response
>so you figured you would just ask some menial things, mostly confusions of cultural differences you had
>terrible planner you were but a brilliant tactician
>the exchange went extremely well
>so much so that you kept returning, night after night
>your attendance at night court became a regular thing
>and luna always awaited your attendance with excitement
>she’s become the one pony you’re most comfortable around by miles at this point
>which leads you back to now
(Part 1/2)

I respect you Nonny but I don't think there's any world where Twilight calls someone 'sweetums'.

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>>42678683
>”anonymous… permit me to pose thee a question.”
>you turn to her, both of you laying on your backs on the balcony
“Yeah, what’s up?”
>she hesitate for a moment
>”though we… comprehend thy chronicles of celestial ventures…”
>”we must ask… ”
>she squirms a slight bit, seemingly uncomfortable
>”what does the night truly mean to thee?”
>the question takes you back for a moment
>it felt extremely unspecific, as if being told to describe whether the concept of driving a car is a positive or negative thing
>and it’s these kinds of questions that require further elaboration
“Well… I’m not sure how to say this…”
>you pause for a moment
“When I was younger, I used to stay up late to do the things I really liked to do”
“I mean, everyone’s been there at one point or another”
“Whether it’s school, work, or even a bad day in general”
“There’s this urge to just push your sleep back a little bit and enjoy not being held to any social rules or expectations”
>you turn to luna, softening your voice
“I guess what I’m really trying to say is… the night means freedom to me”
>luna gazes just below your eyes and takes a breath inward
>she looks back at you and extends a wing over top of your body
>”doth thou feel this same freedom in our presence?”
>you let out a breath in amusement
“Of course I do luna…”
>she once again gazes below your eyes, this time with a soft smile
>she looks off to the side while still facing you
>”‘tis a… bitter night… ”
>”would thou feel… comforted… nearer to us…?”
>you’re taken aback slightly, but not by much
>the goosebumps you’ve developed are enough evidence to suggest a proper response
“It would mean the world to me…”
>her small smile grows in size as she wraps her wing around you to pull you close
>her chin rests on top of her head as your face is buried into her chest
>as sound of you being pulled towards her ends, it leaves silence in its wake for a few moments
>”We shall hold thee ever, whenever thy heart doth call”
>she tightens the embrace ever so slightly, letting the primary feather at the very end of her wing gently lay around the back of your neck
>”Thy presence is a boon beyond all price, which I shall never yield…”
>your last moment awake is spent feeling her breath glide gently across the top of your head
(part 2/2)

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>>42678718
>>42678683
>doth thou
dost thou*
>would thou
wouldst thou*
but yes you have more than made up for it, anon. this will be in my head for the rest of the night and it will be my #1 fantasy!

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>>42678701
yeah she would, if she really loved me she would probably even call me her sweet little dumpling n stuff
face it, you want a nice mare to call you her little sweetie pie too huh

>>42678124
That's fairly tame for a fantasy. Would it make your close family members cringe? Certainly. But here that's just normal waifu stuff, except your pp being specifically dirty maybe.

>>42678760
I'd sure love Diamond Mint to call me her little sweetie pie.

>>42678806
i mean it's just like sweat not nasty smegma or anything disgusting

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I also really like fantasies where the mare is really concerned about me in other aspects beyond just being sick
usually to do with keeping me warm by holding me close, making nice meals for me and ESPECIALLY reading to me
i swear i have a nomal IQ and have no mental retardation diagnoses nor any symptoms indicating such
but damn being read to would be so comfy, i need a mare to put tomato soup in a big mug and tilt it up just enough so i can drink it out of the mug while she holds it for me

>>42678124
>weewee
it was over before it even began

>>42678848
What, do you hate the french or something?

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>>42678124
>And then she friggin sucks my weewee and i bust
I'm laughing for real right now

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>>42679044
>he's never had a pony suck his weewee so good he busts

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>>42679044
It's a valid tag on Derpibooru!

>>42678843
>I also really like fantasies where the mare is really concerned about me in other aspects beyond just being sick
Same. One of my favorite scenarios to imagine is Applejack sitting with me and comforting me over the prospect of maybe not being able to see my family again, and bonding by talking about our favorite memories of our mothers. I feel like AJ in particular is well suited to helping someone who misses their family and country.

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>>42678171
You deserve the electric chair.


I just want to hang out with ponies man

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>>42678124
I am feeling sick right now and this just made me feel worse.
Last thing I want for my waifu is to get sick as well.
>And then she friggin sucks my weewee and I bust Actual best part
Thanks for the hearty kek. But man you must not have been sick in a while for the fantasy to register.
Sex is the last thing on my mind right now. I'd never let my waifu do this while sick just give me soup and not enter my room / place directly.
Not to mention having your dick do anything though a fever is even harder than trying to have it function when you got whiskey dick.

>>42679297
A pony isn't going to catch a human disease so I don't think there's much of a risk there

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>>42678124
I have this mental realm that I frequently find myself getting sucked into like a portal.
Inside of it is usually a new setting and a new pony or a group of them to greet me.
Usually their job is to comfort me and to snap me out of whatever fears, anxieties, or frustrations I may have at any given moment.
I remember I found myself in a hospital with nurse redheart giving me therapy sessions and exams with Twilight Sparkle right by my side.
And then I thought I was going to end up in the hospital again, but to my surprise, shining armor, spike, and Rainbow Dash were there in sweet apple acres and they let me bust open a pinata to help cheer me up, then Rainbow Dash let me kiss and snuggle with her. We did not have sex, we just cuddled.
I find it weird how I keep finding myself trapped in my own head momentarily often.

>>42678940
my city is right on the border to Quebec so it's my prerogative

>>42678124
>gay faggot blogpost
>>>/trash/

>>42678124
I have a soft spot for this stuff too. I have an illness that leaves me unable to do a lot of shit because I’m in pain all the time and I like to imagine Chrysalis bullying me but secretly appreciating that I’m always available to give her love.

>>42679297
>But man you must not have been sick in a while for the fantasy to register.
completely true i haven't been sick in like 5 years now

>>42680071
>they let me bust open a pinata to help cheer me up, then Rainbow Dash let me kiss and snuggle with her.
is this D.I.D.? regardless that's some top tier stuff right there

>>42678718
>>her chin rests on top of her head as your face is buried into her chest

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>>42678124
>3am
>canterlot castle
>Luna´s private tea room
>we drink tea and talk
>if we´re feeling saucy we snack on biscuits or other sweet pastry
i fall asleep to this nightly... that or giving Chryssy scritches and seeing her go from famished to healthy and well fed

>>42680783
I was trying my hardest anon

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>>42678124
My turn, my turn!

>Been living at Sweet Apple Acres for the past few years
>It was hell to get used to, at first, but you've grown to love it
>Especially the company
>You and Applejack have probably spent weeks of time relaxing together at the end of each day
>Always the same spot, always the same setup, always the same warm and cozy feeling
>The two of you climb up a little hill on the edge of the orchard where there's one lonely tree
>It's old, and the trunk is wide enough for the two of you to sit side by side in the grass and use it as a backrest
>You can barely make it up every day, but Applejack does it just fine
>You two settle down in the grass and watch the sunset
>Sometimes you talk so much you barely even think about the sun
>Other times, you just sit there and watch in silence
>One day, after a particularly back-breaking round of chores, you're feeling like another 'sit and rest silently' kind of sunset
>Applejack sits right beside you. You're sweaty, she's sweaty, neither of you care enough to avoid touching
>It starts when she lets one foreleg flop down, her hoof resting on your thigh
>"Just gettin' comfy," Applejack assures you when her big green eyes find yours
>A few moments pass, and you get used to the contact
>Then, you think of something to say
"Did Granny say what was for dinner tonight?"
>It's kind of a nothing question, but that isn't the point
>You just love hearing Applejack's voice
>She looks contemplative for a minute, then shrugs
>"Naw, Ah don' think so. Why, you ain't feelin' hungry are ya?"
>She's teasing, you're both starving right now
>But for some reason, neither of you are rushing back to the house
>You share a little chuckle, and then Applejack leans closer
>Now her shoulder is touching your arm
>You wait for a moment, but Applejack doesn't say anything else
>She seems really focused on just... leaning against you
>You don't dare move her, just sitting and feeling her slowly breathe in and out
>Eventually, you decide to make a move of your own
>You slowly reach over with your right hand and lay it over the hoof she'd set on your thigh
>Applejack starts, at first, but doesn't pull away
>She tilts her head back to look up at you, the blush on her orange cheeks barely visible in the golden light of sunset
>"Was wonderin' when you'd get around to that. Ah was afraid Ah was gonna have to spell it out for ya in crayon, or somethin'."
>Both of you laugh a little more, and you take the unspoken invitation to hold her hoof for real
>It's the perfect fit for your hand, your fingers wrapping around her hoof
>The edges are chipped and cracked like you'd expect for a working mare, but that just makes her all the more beautiful
>The sun's already close to dipping below the tops of the trees in front of you
>Granny, Bloom, and Big Mac are probably either already eating dinner or waiting impatiently for the two of you
>They can keep waiting a little longer, though
>You wouldn't trade this for the world

>>42681904
top tier anon, are you a waifu fag or is this just a comfy fantasy for you in general?
where did u get that image from? I've never seen it posted before

>>42681904
Perfect. The world needs more AJ greens, she has a severe lack.

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>>42680767
Don't let them trick you into thinking that having an active imagination is a mental disorder. I'm a black belt in advanced three-dimensional apple rotating. It's a blessing, not an illness.

>>42681920
>waifufag or just a comfy fantasy
Kind of both, I love AJ and I'd love to cuddle with her under an apple tree

>Where did u get that image from
I snagged it from derpi, the file name is the number ID or whatever

>>42679297
>Sex is the last thing on my mind right now
I still get horny when I'm sick, but maybe I'm just high test. Having sex would be strenuous on a weakened body, but a relaxing blowjob would be perfect. Just lay back with soup and then have your weewee bust.

>>42682349
NTA, but for me, I'll feel horny in my brain despite my dick not wanting to get hard, so I end up bullying my dick jerking off until I cum regardless of how my dick feels about it. It's one of the few instances where big brain trumps little brain. I've decided we're getting off, that means we're getting off.

>>42682390
Jerking off can actually be a lot of effort if you are sick. But if you gotta do it I get it. I've been there. But alternatively, a caring and soothing blowjob from a mare you love would take zero effort. Except when your soul leaves your body at the time of finish. Worth

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>>42678124
>And then she friggin sucks my weewee and i bust

My fantasy is being with Twilight except we're both too busy with our respective studies and we spend maybe a hour together per day and sleep in different beds most nights and neither of us notice if the other is gone for like a week but if you asked either of us about our relationship we're like Yeah pretty good though they're a bit clingy

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>>42684722

>>42684752
I would never demand what I want because that's morally suboptimal, and if Twilight gave me what I wanted anyway I'd be such a different person that it'd no longer be the me typing right now. Just a totally different Anon

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I have this ongoing thing where I've got Discord-like powers and I force Trixie through the whole Deviantart catalogue of autistic fetishes, like making her really small and fucking around with her on my desk, or turning her into a balloon and then popping her, or turning her into a hydra and making all of her heads argue with one another, etc. I don't know why it's Trixie that I choose for this, specifically. I think I like the idea of doing it to a pony who'd whine about it the whole time.

>>42684800
Punished for her crimes by being forced into cartoon shenanigans

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>>42680071
H it's me again.
Ok so last night I got sucked into the mental realm again.
This time the scenario was Rainbow Dash sucking out my brains through a straw.
She literally opened up the top of my head like it was the front of a car, stuck a straw in it, and started slurping away until my head was empty.
Then she looked down at me with a content expression and said "There, now you're head is all clear from those bad thoughts."

>>42685624
i really believe ur mentally ill

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>>42678760
I want Fluttershy to call me her little pogchamp with equal parts reluctance and confusion

>>42678124
But why shameless?

>>42685878
>I want Fluttershy to call me her little pogchamp with equal parts reluctance and confusion
you're so based for that

>>42685900
because every anon can come up with a simplistic
>mare loves me bla blah blah
kind of fantasy but what about the stuff that hits you in your core
like things going the EXACT way you want them too

none of my fantasies involve sex in any way. it would just be nice for them to be friendly to me

>>42678124
>she friggin sucks my weewee and I bust

my sides have left the exosphere anon thank you

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>>42678124
I's an Alabama zigger and my shameless fantasy issat I's wanna be free

>>42689998
Stay in your containment zeebfreak

>>42689998
stop using our tax bits to pay for your mint-al addiction then

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>>42685624
Hi it's me again.
Just got done having steamy sweaty sex with Trixie.
We held hooves together and pressed against each other's bodies and it was fantastic.
It was so passionate.

>>42679286
Why would you shame someone's fantasy in the shameless fantasy thread?

>>42691545
That's his fantasy.

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>>42693241
While all sociologists deserve the rope, this is pretty accurate in my experience. We are queer superstraights with a non-insignificant number of gay/troon National Socialists among us. No one actually understands this demographic of degenerates, especially not some 'sane' standard academics.

>>42693313
The more I talk to real-life sociologists that have at least a master’s degree, the more I learn just how much it isn’t a science. Why spend tens of thousands of dollars when you could just take old /b/‘s advice and lurk moar?

>>42693313
>filename
it's so refreshing to see someone who names their images the same way I've been doing since 13

>>42693411
It's true. Then you meet (and become) someone with a doctorate and learn what actual experts sound like. Parts of humanity might be scientific, such as language and thus linguistics, but I don't think even group behaviour truly is scientifically predictable. Not with oddballs in the mix. Maybe I'm being biased here. But it's true. All academics should lurk more and talk less.

>>42693443
Hail, fellow obsessive autist. I usually even include the original post's ID or some other identifier but I was lazy.

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>>42693613
you're so based for that, sometimes i'll include dates on mine

>>42693652
Thanks friend. Date is a curious one to me, though. Don't you already have that in the properties of the file itself?

>>42678171
This is the only post on this website that has unironically made me want to fucking kill myself.

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>>42678124
I have two fantasies. This picture is one of them.
The second one is an extremely autistic, elaborate sufferkino fantasy where I'm a villain that eventually gets redeemed.
I even have soundtracks for specific key moments.

>>42693938
>I even have soundtracks for specific key moments.
Post it.

>>42693691
it does but on instinct i just do it
besides, I've had files that something fucky will happen to them and the meta data changes on me even when i know for a fact it was not "created" on that date
don't ask me how that works cuz i dont know probably fucked it by copying over to the 2nd backup drive

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>i get really horny
>get a big noticeable boner
>any mares in the immediate area get concerned that my balls are super full of cum and that i feel painfully sore
>one of them lays on their back so i can cum inside of them
that's literally it, fucking standard issue fap 4 me
also...
>rainbro type of scenario
>she found out i jerk off once but i don't know this
>she feels really sad because i could be thinking of other mares
>next day she offers to let me have sex with her
>again this is a "i don't want ur balls to get all sore" kind of isekai retard logic
>we have sex regularly and always fall asleep next to each other
>she only lets me cum inside
>always justifies it like
>"it probably feels better cumming inside"
>"i mean, i guess 1 bro-baby isn't a big deal right?"
>"oh come on i deserve this after all"
this shit is so cash money my wee wee busted to the rainbro one SECONDS ago
any scenario with "oh my gosh anon you REALLY need to have sex ur boner is poking from in your pants" is so top tier it makes me diamonds
>pic related
mare is scare that my balls r full and sore because i have a boner and it makes her feel worried about me

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>>42693955
I threw the important ones in a playlist (heavy autism warning) https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-BXwGlVHkDxwRS2Gy3VU5xIWRWvB5Dy6
I'm too sleepy to go into detail for what song matches up to what autistic moment that lives rent free in my head.

>>42678171
Epic post. Also, the cuck part was pretty weird - if you are willing to go that far in your fantasy might as well remove the need to "blow the cum out".

>>42694073
based

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>>42694073
>first song
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvy9km7g6fw&list=PL-BXwGlVHkDxwRS2Gy3VU5xIWRWvB5Dy6&index=1
IM ROLLING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR DUDE
you're so based it's burning my soul and purifying me

>>42694073
>>42693938
The real question is -- which pony ends up being the most responsible for the redemption arc?

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>>42678171
nigga...

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>>42694165
Glad you're feeling motivated Anon
>>42694175
Applejack

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>>42694221
>That spoiler
How much more based can one man possibly get?

>>42694221
How does she end up doing it? What's the basic rundown of the events?
You should turn this autistic fantasy into a greentext. The more I hear the more I want a full story of it.

>>42694091
It could just be part of the fantasy. You could just as easily jack-off the stallion from the inside as well.

>>42693241
The best part is I have no desire to defend against this, regardless of whether or not those in social studies and the aimless idiots who follow them actually believe this.

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>>42694282
>how does she end up doing it
I'm bad at explaining stuff but:
>Applejack sees through Anon's facade and understands what he really is: a wreck of a man stuck in the past
>And she sees a bit of herself after she lost her parents in him
>She's the only one that can kinda understand what made him the way he is even if she doesn't condone it
I don't think I can really give succint a qrd for the "full story" because I suck at explaining things
>Not too long after Nightmare Moon is banished
>Tension is very high in Equestria
>Anon is an outcast who befriends some weirdos who're on the run for practicing dark magic and other illegal stuff
>Celestia appoints a group of mages and soldiers to track them down and arrest them
>Turns out they're corrupt zealous assholes and they slaughter Anon's friends "in the name of Celestia"
>Anon's fucking pissed and genuinely believes Celestia wanted this to happen
>He wants his revenge but he gets btfo'd by Celestia and banished to Tartarus (it's not the shitty canon version they used in the show)
>Celestia eventually finds out about all the corrupt shit the zealous faggots were doing
>Years and years later Anon finally escapes
>The m6 btfo him again
>But he's just depowered
>Slowly learns how not to be an asshole
I would make this into a green but I can't write to save my life.

>>42694611
I'd read this

>>42694611
>>42694664
Same. You should make this into a greentext or fanfic. I wouldn't even care if it doesn't have the best writing. most of the early fandom greentexts and fics weren't really all that well written by modern standards and people still loved them. It at least has a bit more nuance going on than most HiE stories do.

>>42694611
>I can't write to save my life.
The best way to get better at writing is to start doing it. You always suck at first, but you start improving pretty fast if you stick with it.

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>>42678124
I got multiple young man

>Fantasy where Im a roomate with moondancer and we have sweaty angry sex with each other and argue alot but ultimately will play smash together and cuddle watching some dumb nerd shit she likes

> Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon one where they tease me relentlessly around town and do the blank flank bump to taunt me until I finally fuck them both into my rich bitch girlfriends and having to hide our relationship from the town that they both tease about doing but also just generally become more chill around each other cause I like their brand of mean.

>Me and Rarity fucking like rabbid beasts wherever and whenever she wants to in both public and private and hearing her dirty talk about wanting me to rape and break her till my balls exploded and ruin me pants.

and the list goes on and on

>>42694011
>Ponies implement an EAS system that lets all the mares know when Anon has an erection
Have fun bro.

bump

one for the road.

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I just want to cuddle with Chrysalis. Is that really so much to ask?