Clinging to the hillPrevious thread: >>42528097Greens:https://ponepaste.org/11227https://ponepaste.org/11309https://ponepaste.org/11239
>>42691388I love this thread and anonmare!
>>42691388Anonmare groped me at Pinkie's party last night
>>42690103>https://ponepaste.org/11463Lovely addition, I adore that they seem to be doing well. I don't suppose this means we'll be getting a World Walker Hearts and Hooves tale?
Reposting the family for good luck.
>>42691433Good. Look at Anonmare's curvy rump, so fucking hot, unf.
>/ptfg/No need to spam it. With all due respect, Anonmare is a grown mare, she needs her independence. The Anonfilly and Anonstallion threads will get lonely without their Anonmare thread. They belong together, the trifecta, complete.
>>42691579They all belong in PTFG.
>>42691579don't mind that schizo, janny will clean his mess up. It's just one person mad at these threads cause he doesn't like it.>>42691590Nobody cares, we post what we want on the /mlp/ board.
Trans thread
>>42691420Thanks. I probably won't push it further than this unless I really get an good idea for it. I just thought something small like this would be nice for people that liked the green to see
>>42691774It was indeed nice and a pleasure to hear from you. Almost like the letter was for us haha.
>>42691420Good. What happened to Meadow Prancer foal?
>>42691960Oh yeah, did he/she come out green, orange, or like a normal pony? Big questions for anonpony reproduction.
>>42692012Anonpony Biology:Pony × Pony = PonyPony × Anonpony = 50% chance of Anonpony or 50% chance of PonyAnonpony × Anonpony = AnonponyAnonpony × Anonpony (Different Flavor) = Pony (because different autisms cancel out)
>>42692086Or, to make things interesting, we can make a ternary system for different flavor breeding:/mlp/ × /mlpol/ = /nhnb//mlp/ × /nhnb/ = /mlpol//mlpol/ × /nhnb/ = /mlp/
>>42692138>anonfilly is a quaternion
>>42692169kek
>>42691601>"Hey you're very pretty! Wanna come get a cupcake with me at sugarcube corner? they have green frosted cupcakes today almost the same shade as your coat!">"And after that would you like to fly kites with me in the park?">Equestrian stallions are very earnest and polite 'flirts'
>>42691601What ugly nonmagical colts, I wouldn't breed for all the bits in the world. They'd ruin my DNA.>>42692086What's DNA does pic related have?
>>42692852>What's DNA does pic related have?101% CIA dna, with a 1% margin of error
>>42691433awesome family :D
>>42692424Doesn't sound so bad. There are worse fates than having to deal with the interest of overly eager yet kind and genuine stallions. I think Anonmare can overcome this one pretty easy.
How do you do fellow kids>isn't even dressed the part>whoah it's Princess Anon!
>attempts to bury little fillies and colts in a pet cemetery.
>>42693696Woah, cool!>>42693705wait wut lul
>>42692424cute
>>42692852CIA anonmare
>>42694991She'd be the best agent in S.M.I.L.E.
>>42694991You're GODDAMN RIGHT. >>42693953>Buries you alive.
>>42695708oh noes, Im underground now!
>>42691774Thanks, writechad!
Still treasuring this.
>>42695420The very best.>SEDUCE ME!! said Anonmare the SPYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-tfP9Rea04
>>42698435Anonmare is so cute even when she's busy.
>>42697933Damn it, that's the one I was going to use for the OP. Next one it'll be there if I make it
>>42699177Same here. Well you know what they say, the early anonmare catches the anonworm.
>>42697490Must be some good spaghetti, eh?
>>42697490>>42700329Mama mia!
Just so it's known I've gotten sidetracked with preparing tiny unnecessary changes for my ponepaste. Reading through it there were a few things I wanted to touch up. Bath time will continue uhh... soon.I swear I said in my mind "once it's posted I'm not going back and touching it" but here we are.
>>42700504It's all good, we'll be waiting for you to finish it and it comes out!
>>42698435>>42700504Why are dressed mares so much more provocative than naked mares
>>42702956I suppose it depends more on your taste.
>>42697933She is so cute!
>>42702956The clothing obstructs the natural flow of snowpity radiating from the mare's body and concentrates it, leading to a buildup of ambient tension which your body reacts to. The instinctual response to this is to try and remove the clothing, restoring the natural flow in a release that is pleasant and exciting for both you and the mare.However Anonmare would likely get annoyed if you tried, as she's trying to present herself as respectable and mature. Those clothes aren't for fun, they're for serious business!
Ponepaste is down, that's awkward. Oh well let's just go anyway.>barely too big to fit in two posts so I can't split it how I likeCurses!
>>42666836Continuing from https://ponepaste.org/11461>Anon repeated the motion a couple times, making sure her black locks were thoroughly drenched before grabbing the shampoo and squeezing it out onto her scalp.>It was pleasant, not having to do it herself. She peeked open an eye to look at him as she felt his hooves on the back of her head, gently lathering up her hair.>He was concentrating pretty hard on what he was doing, but for a brief moment his gaze drifted over and caught hers.>His eyes quickly darted away, his gay blush glowing brighter.>The hell is with these reactions. Annoyingly she felt her own face getting warm in response, and she couldn't even get that frustrated about it with how mellow she was getting.>"Can you turn a little? It's a bit awkward at this angle..">She turned her back more towards him, nabbed the soap and began rubbing it into her damp coat, sudsing her forelimbs and barrel while he massaged the lather along the crest of her neck.>Anonmare paused and closed her eyes again, enjoying it."Feels nice..">"You like this?""Yeah..">Anon tended her a moment longer, but far too soon it came time to rinse and Anonmare found herself being drenched in hot water again.>Once he had cleared the last of the foam from her head and mane, he set the bucket down on the tile floor and shook some of the wet off his hooves.>"All done. So.. what now..?">'Mare ran her hoof through her wet mane, shook her head a bit and let it hang naturally before turning back and leaning on the edge of the bath with a shrug."Want to do my back next? It's normally a pain.. and.. stop with the blushing. It's just me.">"R-Right. You want me to use the brush?""Go for it.">She passed him the sudsy soap bar which immediately slipped off his hoof and slid across the floor.>"Buck.">Anonmare put her hoof over her mouth, struggling and failing to suppress a surprised, gleeful laugh- the fucking hoof-hold thing trolled him!>"It's always the damn soap.""I know right?? The little fucker! Always takes more care than you expect. Remember the first time you tried to pick up a pebble??">"I don't know how you figured it out so fast. I thought you were joking until you showed me.""It was funny as hell. I wish we could go back.">Anonstallion was up nudging the soap back along the floor towards the bath, grabbing their soft pony brush on the way.>"That was our first day.. one of those things you only get to discover once.""Only once huh..?">"You worried there won't be more?""..Maybe, not exactly, there's still a lot of new things on the horizon.."
>>42704987>Anon sat back beside the bath, securing the brush to his hoof, and for a moment Anonmare had her friend again, not the sappy stallion casting her furtive glances.>"Like this. This is new.""..Right now? Yeah. It's.. different, having you here for a change.">She turned again and leaned forward against the opposite side of the tub, trying to present her back to him, vaguely aware that she was making herself vulnerable.>No seriously what the fuck are you doing. Has the heat turned your brain to mush or what? What is this??>Anonmare narrowed her eyes and waited, listening to the gentle slosh of water stirred by her movement.>When she felt the brush pressed against her spine, slowly gliding up, around to the right, around to the left, slow deliberate motions- she blinked."O-Oh fuck. That-">It kept going, he was careful, gentle, bringing the brush along her back, first on one side, then the other.>Whenever he reached her withers he pressed just a little harder, easing the brush along her shoulders and around her sides."Ohhhh buddy.. I've been missing out, why didn't we do this sooner..">There was a nervous laugh from behind her.>"Well it's a little bit.. intimate.. isn't it?""I guess. It doesn't HAVE to be, you know. But. Whatever. Keep going.">The traitorous voice in her head was silenced, rendered speechless, at least for a moment.>You're enjoying this. I can't believe you're ENJOYING this.>Anonmare grinned just a little, watching the lamp and candlelight reflect off the tiles in front of her. Get wrecked piece of shit, I'll do what I want.>"Hey Nonny? Do you think wet mares are.. attractive?">She was snapped out of her weird elation by the sudden question. He was asking her something normal, that was a relief."Well yeah, definitely. A wet mare is kind of a classy taste honestly. Whether they're looking at you wistfully from the pool, or smiling in the rain with their mane hanging down...""Just imagine them coming in out of a storm, drenched, apologetic for dripping all over your floor, asking you to help them dry off... fucking unf. What about you? Do you like wet... oh.">Her cheeks were burning. How was she this fucking slow. At least he couldn't see her face.>"I um, yeah, I like them a lot too.""Uh-huh. I see what you did there Anon. Very funny.">There was a choked giggle from behind her and the brushing stopped. He was actually fucking with her. She couldn't help but chuckle back just a little."Haha.. okay, fine. I get it..">"I just wanted you to see things from my perspective for a second. You've been pretty nonchalant about this, I don't know if you REALLY get it."
>>42704993>She turned her head to look at him, hoping her cheeks had cooled enough that he wouldn't notice. He was still blushing, but it was a light and mirthful one."No believe me, I get it. You think I'm hot, all wet and melting beneath your hooves. You wanna plap.">Anonstallion flustered and waved his hooves defensively."N-N-No! T-That's not what I meant! I just think you're beautiful! It's a little intimidating, that's all-!">Time for revenge."What's wrong buddy? Don't want to plap your marewife? Hold her wet body as you make her moan against the bathroom wall, spilling her juices?">He went very still, hid his mouth behind his foreleg and stared with internal confusion as she stretched and let out another yawn."Okay, I think I'm done. Thanks for the brushing buddy, it felt really good. Think I just want to lay back and soak for a bit.">"E-Err.. y-you're welcome?"
As a side note I looked up how you're supposed to wash your horse.You're meant to dry brush first, then wet and shampoo using a sponge.Unfortunately I did this research AFTER I started writing.Fortunately, anonponies don't know how to wash horses either and I'm going to cope by saying Anonmare is doing this for relaxation and not for hygiene, and the existence of soap bars where hooves are concerned- you know what, nevermind!I'm also sure it's a writer sin to say >fun thing happened off scene(Instead of doing the scene) but I don't think I'll be doing flashbacks.However I still kind of want to write stuff from before the point I started, so either I will, or I'll save it for a prequel or something and maybe actually advance the plot. Being a writefag man...
>>42704997Thank you for more of the kino green, you're doing good writefag!
>>42705155
>>42691388Huh, someone already made a new one. lol
>>42692169>>42692192Anonfilly is a four-dimensional character.
>>42692192I still don't understand this table. Why do imaginary numbers result in rotations wtfff
>>42704987>>42704993>>42704997I love this green
>>42705375It's a table of quaternions. They're a 4-D extension of complex numbers.No, I'm not an expert. You'll have to google it, yourself.
>>42704997this is so great I cant wait for more
>>42691433Me on the left
>>42700445anonmare if she italian
>>42706541Me on the right
>>42698435How busy is she?
>>42707625Very. She needs a moment to brood and reflect after work. The real question is who's interrupting her and what do they want?
>>42705033I appreciate you care enough for this silly little story to research stuff like that, and to autistically rewrite previous entries (I'll do a reread when it's all finished). Keep it up, it's shaping up into a very good green.
>>42708303
>>42707696Probably another anonpony asking her something which she doesn't want to answer.
>>42708547>anonfilly pouted>"mooom, i'm hungry!">anonstallion shrugged his shoulders>"honey, i want sex">anon(guy) waved his hands around vaguely>"i need help with these faggots"
>>42708966kek kino
>>42709777nice trips, hope we get more anonmare art
>>42709777Anonfilly has finally grown up and become Anonmare
>>42691960>>42692012Original writer, I'll roll a d10 in an hour. Call it and we'll find out
>>42710304Or tomorrow morning I guess
>>42710463Must be quite the while lol
>>42708423such a happy mare!
>>426984355 hours of unprotected plapping
>>42710463>>42710304It's a 4.
>>42709777Let's go Anonmare! Time to pour one out for the mare, hoping to see more and more of her.
One day it might not just be a dream.
uppies
>>42710304>nobody called it1-4 green5-8 orange9-10 normal pony>already rolledI'm slow...
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>42711325>>42712229I forgot because I'm retarded. Here goes
>>42712534Looks like the mother's cross-dimensional anongenes won. I was secretly hoping they'd come out normal just for the what-the-heck factor but we can always keep that idea in the back pocket for later.
>>42711658kek nice
>>42712229>orangeUgh. The cheethos orange tongues from G4 already looked disgusting ... green & orange is not a good color combo.You should try green & purple or green & blue
>>42693705Why does she bury the ponies?
>>42713393They know what they did
>>42713946oh god
>>42698165kek, even beating bon bon?
>one hour to page 10Fucking WHY
>>42715972Someone was ghost bumping every thread possible to kill the anni thread once it was unstickied.
I'm gonna do it (she asked me to)
>>42716716please, no
>>42717183please, yes!
>>42716716
>>42717388unf hot
>>42691388bump
>>42717271please, maybe?
>we still have two threadsI wish the Anonmare bros from the mirror thread would come join us, this is just downright ridiculous, we can't have TWO threads, it's unprofessional! And like clones we're probably going to start bickering about who's the REAL Anonmare Thread, and ptfg will laugh at us.>so you want to consolidate huh? huh?Noooo! I've become the very thing I argued against...
>>42718921i hate jews
>>42719029poor sweetie belle
Nominated Princess Anonmare for Miss /mlp/>Could nominate other Anonmare variants too>Could propose 'best anonmare variant' mini bracket if we get 5 of themWhere does Anonmare Thread stand on this? How many variants do we have? Which is your favourite?
>>42720594The normal default anonmare is the best, I'd think any other variant would not be worth it for trying to win miss /mlp/
>>42720594>>42721261Yeah, just stick with a fat idiot weirdo trying to make it in a big pony world
>>42716716"Anon, I said do me in Blender! Not like this!"
>>42719562refine her hooves!
>>42721379indeed and it's perfect.
>>42719029Sweetie Belle, no!
>>42723273shit explosion
>>42692424God, that's so cute, I couldn't say no to them.
>>42721261>>42721379Nobody else nominated other Anonmares... image limit reached, it's over... Princess Anonmare or bust.Her chances of winning are probably 0, but let's see how far she gets.
>>42723538you bonehead, I directly endorsed classic anonmare, and so did the other guy
>>42723754We probably should have discussed this before nominations started... I wasn't thinking about it earlier, now my fucking spaghetti is all over the place. RIP
>>42723778BLUNDERER
>>42724366princess anonmare is doing great
Princess Anonmare isn't in for sure yet, go vote for her if you feel like it. Even just getting into the first round would be a win in my books. Gotta aim low, right?There's a chance she'll just get fucked over as a rejected alternate to Anonfilly, too...>>42724236
>>42724436I voted, hoping for the best for Princess Anonmare.
>>42724366What would the nuggies in Equestria would be made of? Hay? Would Anonmare still eat it even if it's not the same as before?
>>42725205I'd make them out of breadcrumbed or battered halloumi/grilling cheese. I've made stuff like that before and it's a surprisingly good alternative to chicken. I imagine Anonmare being very happy with them.
>>42724912She got my vote. I swear if she gets bumped out because of the variants vote I'll be pissed
>>42716716save the anonmare from the blender!
>Anonmare was once an Anonfilly>Twilight brought an Anon from earth and trapped him inside a 8 year old green filly body>Twily said it wasn't pedophilia, because she was 32 years old>Anonmare was raped countless times by Twily in her childhood>Her pussy was completely destroyed and no stallion wanted her because of that>She developed chronic pain in the ass from the buttplugs Twily made her wear in her tiny filly ponut
>>42726163Damn, Twilight Sparkle is going in hard.
>>42725495Same here Anon, but if that happens... that's just the anonmare life. We'll find out soon.
>>42727775It'll happen no matter what. The ones rigging miss /mlp/ every time it's run have an autistic fixation on making sure only canon characters can win and will rig it if they think a different canon character should win than who is currently winning. OCs are treated the same as noname NASCAR racers and enhancement talent in wrestling promos: included to pad numbers but expected to job out and lose early on.
>>42727816Way too close for my liking. Dunno if she got into the top 256 though the list cuts off.
LET'S GO ANONMARE! I don't care if she gets taken out in round one, we did it! We're participating!
>>42728214NICE! I'll be voting for her and hope we get through it all!
>>42728214Looks like Sea Swirl is her first opponent. I think she's got this
>>42728704Could be tough, Sea Swirl is a nice mare, but it's not impossible. She got twice as many votes going in, but anything could happen I guess. Here's hoping.
Princess Anonmare?
>>42729141what is she the princess of?>inb4 failure and suffering
>>42729184Failure and suff-wait
>>42729184That Anonmare is the princess of being a smug little faggot. Not like the true divine Anonmare. In the last thread the anon who wrote Princess Viridian declared her the princess of>will? growth? you forgetAnother anon declared her>princess of autismIt's up for discussion. Being a dramatic bastard I'd go for something like>princess of unshackled destinyor>princess of precarious balance and harmonyor>princess of undecided fateor>princess of rebirthI think Prince Anon from the anonstallion thread already has nature stuff covered, I haven't read into their lore much but one of their artists is making a cool stained glass window.And then there's the other alicorn anonmare see pic related she's the one levitating the nuggie >>42724366Very different from the pure and enigmatic >>42697933
Also, polling has begun, good luck Anonmare. It would be a bonus if we made it into any of the mini-brackets too.>>42729113
>>42729522Behold, the man who worships himself. Fool, or Archon? There is no knowable answer.
>>42729522Princess of Autismfor she has brought it onto Equestria as it's origin.
>>42728214voted for anonmare
>>42730965Exalting the self, the collective self to represent the whole. I elect a reflection.
>>42729184Princess of Mystery? Anonymous?
>>42729580>>42731014Do I truly worship myself, or is it (You) that I revere? The (You) that uses their love for ponies to breathe life into this cold world. The (You) I aspire to be, among the many reflections. If I could only give back everything I've received over these years. Anonmare, my beloved...I am the Fool, gladly, proudly, but I will carry Anonmare as far as I can.
>>42731821Beautifully put, anon
>>42731821deep...
>>42731821I revere (you) too, fag...
Anonmare is so smart!
I drew Anonmare for a song that got posted in Puzzle Thread, but it's also for you Anonmare Thread.
Now that I have time to check Miss /mlp/... yup, got destroyed by Sea Swirl. Saw that coming.HOWEVER. We got into the 'Best OC' and 'Best Princess' mini brackets. Let's do our best Anonmare. Maybe we can win something. Like if we go up against Gleaming Shield for 'Best Princess'.
>>42733235Damn, that stings, but this >>42733078 is so nice I can't be upset.
>>42733483Aye, you win some and lose some.
>multiple good greens about anonmare starting a family>the art of anonmare and her daughters>even /puzzle/ is making anonpony artGuys, I think I genuinely just want her to be happy
>>42734599we all do, to be fair.
>>42733078Wonderful art, good job Anon!
>>42734599>even /puzzle/ is making anonpony artW-Well Anon, you see... I'm in both threads... I'm a dedicated puzzle pony, and Anonmare is my marewife...
>>42736361Anonmare Thread how do we feel about inviting our husband in? Do we want another green featuring Anonstallion and Anonmare?
>>42736658Of course! The more greens the better.
>>42736667Looks like they've chosen Anonstallion Thread, since Anonmare doesn't show up initially. I'll keep an eye on it for her inevitable appearance, I'm quite curious what she'll be like, given how the introduction has gone!As for us, I'll probably get back to writing after Miss /mlp/ concludes.
POV you do not, in fact, have those TPS reports
>>42736554very based
Looks like /mlp/ decided that Princess Anonmare is a better princess than Gleaming Shield, but it was closer than I would have liked. Ah well, one more little achievement for the 'Mare.
Beaten by Matinee, but not by much.
>>42738388At least she won this which is something, nice.
>>42738388>>42729141You guys didn't even post a pic of her during the polls?
>>42740827>not rooting for our nomineeI'm ashamed...We almost didn't even have a nominee. If I had more energy to give...
>>42741505It's the thought that counts, right? Next year I'll be better prepared mentally.
>>42741539unff
>>42585770 Credit goes to the original anon who drew her, just to clarify my shoddy edit of his awesome work. Thanks again for the gift.
>>42742920ahh its a good edit anon.
>going up against Princess ApplejackI really don't know how this is going to go.
>>42743882I did my part. If I wasn't bogged down by being at work I'd also make some art of this stuff
>>42743882hoping for the best but we may lose here
>>42733078love this
>>42741539man you guys love my little redraw eh?
>>42745576It's a cute addition. I also thought it was the same person who drew it made that addition lol
>>42746026i can add some anonmare stuff to my sketch list, what would you guys like to see?
>>42746125How about Anonmare baking some cupcakes with Pinkie Pie?Rarity putting on a new dress on Anonmare?Anonmare reading books with Twilight?
>>42737804imma be divin headfirst between them hindlegs god damn
>>42745576I can't speak for the others but I love her, that's why I nominated her and why I made the edit for the swimsuit round.>>42746026That was my bad, hope it's clear now.>>42746125>>42746145>anonmare having friendsI'll second this, but I'll add a few that anon mentioned from the last thread.>>42557215>Anonmare with Derpy and Dinky, maybe solving a puzzle, reading to them, or having muffins.>Anonmare helping AJ haul apples and being praised for her hard work.>Anonmare having a therapeutic talk with Autumn Blaze over tea.I'd also like to see more of Princess Anonmare, maybe her sitting with Celestia for cake.
>>42746615i can do more princess anonmare, her hanging with celestia could be fun, do you have any specific princess scenes in mind?
>>42737239>>42736658Greetings from the Anon Stallion thread! While I prepare to continue with the first chapter, I gave my hand at doodling Anon Mare. Check it out!
>>42746687I was thinking something friendly like pic related but maybe outdoors at Canterlot.>>42746712Oh my gosh Anon! I love her! She looks like she isn't doing too badly. Thanks! Will you be posting to both threads now? If not I'll be happy to link over to Anonstallion thread for it.
>>42746826>Princess Anonmare and Princess Celestia sat together having a tea party>Their beautiful iridescent and dappled shadow manes flowing toward one another>Their manes getting tangled together in a sudden gust of wind >Both princesses sat mortified and unable to move away as their manes are now bound tight together
>>42746712awesome work!
Another edit, for the formal evening wear round. You never know right..?I'm really not good at dresses, especially on short order.
>>42746826>Will you be posting to both threads now?I thought about it, and no, I'll keep in in that thread for now. 1) Both the protagonist and the antagonist are Anon Stallions (pic related is the antagonist), and 2) I don't want to bump two threads at the same time, as it could be easily misinterpreted as spam. But, I'll happily link here whenever I post an update. Nevertheless, I just updated the story! Check it out>>42747520>>42747526>>42747534
>>42747563Go fuck yourself
>>42747563Ignore the troll, seems they came over from Anonstallion Thread. You'll have to get used to it I'm afraid. - Thanks for the link!
>>42747457Here anon, quick edit for you to make your own edits easier
>>42747709Thanks Anon! I guess I might make an edit for the Nightmare Night costume round too later, I had a funny idea for it. Maybe.
>>42747563it's amazing. great work on the green!
And that's that, she's out. Overall I think it went okay, not only did the mare participate, she also scored one victory. I'm so proud of her. Time to come home Anonmare, and have some well deserved rest...
>>42748514Oh well maybe next time
>>42746125Anon begging Celestia to turn her back.
>>42746125Her sitting at a cafe table enjoying life
Love bump
>>42747457cute edit!
>>42737804busy anonmare!
Another edit, for the Nightmare Night costume round, even though she's no longer in.
>>42747457love this
>>42751605Amazing edit, Anon!
>>42732796lol
>>42751605It's perfect.
mare
>>42753211how come she has such a fat ass
>>42753512borgar
>>42753549double borgar with two sides of hay nuggets and a large orange soda
>>42753211UNF
>>42754293Uh oh. Yeah I don't think a simple edit is going to cut it for this one. I don't even know what I would draw if I were to make a proper art piece (or if I even could).
>>42755896Yeah, seems a bit more complicated. Oh well.
>>42691388>"Poser."CAPTCHA: AGHAG
>>42757121unf
>>42757121me when anonmare
>>42757121Shouldn't have such grippable love handles if she didn't want them gripped
>>42757121rub that tummy!
>>42757126kek
>>42759818We're not done yet. There's a loser's bracket, and there's time to make something for the talent round. I'm going to have to think of something...Feels like my own obsessive crusade, but I've already gone this far. I just need to figure it out... some angle, to get the artism flowing...
>>42759851Fuck!
>>42760551Hope Princess Anonmare can win at least something... hopefullly.
I'm stupid. There is no loser's bracket this year, it's actually just over. I'll make a consolation award for the mare tomorrow to conclude things once the final result comes in.
>>42762384ah RIP then. I suppose we'll have to wait for next year for another attempt at it.
>>42762384Is anonmare okay?
>>42763191yeah she's fine, just needs some coffee.
>>42763483i hope so
>>42764643aww, i'm sure you can get some love Anonmare ;D
>>42764643Cute yet sad anonmare.
There. I even gave her a star for beating Gleaming Shield.I think that's enough autism for now.
>>42766591Coool!
>>42766591kek, at least that's something
>>42764643I LOVE YOU ANONMARE!!!
>>42768940Really cool drawing, but the diaper fucked everything
>>42768961this
>>42768940kill yourself
Greetings from the Anon Stallion thread. I've just updated my story>>42770190>>42770195>>42770205Our Anon Mare is a pegasus! Can you believe it?
Love Anon mare!!!!
>>42770403woah nice rump
uh oh
>>42771380>The spirits of the elements of harmony are right here! >And Anon whose [insert act here] represents the spirit of [Empathy, Determination, Autism, etc.] !>After twiggy announces she's the element of magic the 7 of you raise into the air and blast Moony's delicious black ass back to woona mode>Try to suppress your panic and revulsion Anon, you're a main character now :^)
>>42771400Element of Discovery, learning and facing new things together with the help of frens
>>42771380>Anonmare is a main character>She's barely around>Becomes what people accuse applejack of being>When theres a problem she either doesn't get involved or has no issue>She doesn't bug twilight about gala tickets, just accepts the dress rarity makes for the gala for her, told spike to fuck off when he asked for something extra for his birthday, gave the girls a look when they heckled trixie etc.>She's so uninvolved to the point it causes an episode about how you have to try even if seems scary or pointless and its okay to have opinions
>>42771858I like that idea, in the anonstallion thread they had a oneshot about a detective anon with the logic being the ? cutie mark can mean asking questions or solving mysteries. Element of discovery fits in real well with that concept
>>42771872kino
>>42771380Lol, now I want to read a green about Anonmare being one of the main characters
>>42772133how would you structure such a green? it'd be alot to retell the entire show and just add in anonmare
>>42770212Checked it out, I love it! Out of curiosity would you prefer to get feedback here or there? Or maybe it doesn't matter, as long as you see it.I adore how awkward Anonstallion is about talking to le girl. What a trooper for trying not to stare at her ass, we'll see how long he manages that haha.Dream sequence with the pile of corpses was pretty spooky, really set the mood of what's at stake in the story. And the art is cute! I'm looking forward to more of this!
>>42770231Unf!
>>42771380Okay I might have something, heres an attempt>Among the Mane 7 only 4 of them are truly social ponies.>Applejack and Rarity own businesses and spend their days interating with customers and of course their families regularly.>Rainbow if not hanging out with the girls, boasting about her tricks or otherwise showing off works with her fellow Pegasi on the weather team to manage the sky.>Pinkie is the singular most social pony in Ponyville.>Possibly on the continent too.>Twilight sequesters herself away in the library alot but she has Spike, semi-frequent visits from Ponyvilleans looking to check out a tome or two, Invites from the girls to this or that and various other engagements around the town.>Therefore one would think Fluttershy to be the most asocial of the group, which she would in any other case, However flurrtershy regularly chats with the town veterinarian, sees Rainbow dash and goes on regular spa dates with Rarity.>If you care to count it she chats to her animals a lot too, it kind of counts since she can communicate with them.>That leaves Element of Harmony #7 then, 'Anonymous', as the most reclusive and asocial of the heroic herd.>Though she doesn't just hide in her house in the outskirts 25/7, she does leave her home, pretty often.>She just doesn't talk to anypony if it isn't the shortest possible exchanges.>"Hey. Thanks. Bye. Can I have this please?" And so on.>She'll go for walks in the evening, conveniently when most ponies are settling down at home.>She'll walk through town when it's bustling, nodding or waving if acknowledged but never approaching by herself.>She's as much an enigma to the citizens of the town as she is to her friends which is quite funny given her cutie mark is a plain question mark.>Its extra funny to Rainbow who once joked "For her element being discovery 'moose is as unadventurous as you can get!" >A set routine, never going out of her way, avoiding socialising in a manner so casually you'd hardly notice if she trot by.>Its fine to be shy but Anon isn't shy, she'll talk if spoken to, she'll hang around if asked but that's it. >She doesn't initiate, she doesn't engage, she won't talk about herself unless pressed, if it wasn't for the girls its likely she'd slip even further into obscurity than she is already.>When the town celebrated the return of Princess Luna, Anon slipped away when everypony was distraced.>When Twilight got tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala Anon didn't even ask about them.>When Applejack asked the girls to help with the harvest Anon helped but went about her tasks as quiet as a mouse.
Bum
>>42772408It is kind of an awkward point. You finally get to Equestria, make friends, and then they ask about you.>You have no past>No past you can really talk about>They wouldn't understandAt least if you arrive as a human, the cats out of the bag straight away, there's no reason to hide anything, you're an alien from another world, simple. They have to believe you because your very existence is an anomaly.As an anonmare though? Sure you might be strange, with your anomalously dark mane and peculiar cutiemark, but a pony is a pony. You blend in just enough that talk of Earth would be hard to believe. And then there's the whole knowing what's going to happen next, trying not to fuck up the timeline problem. So here she is, trying to interact as little as possible. Sad.
>>42770403Agreed. This one looks like quite the fancy mare. A pompous anon perhaps? There are just oh so many flavours!
>>42770403Fantastic anonmare drawing, anon!
>>42772250Nice.
>>42771872>>42772408I could see her big early seasons character episode be about learning why she's always so reserved (considers herself too much of an outsider? too much leftover 'tism? Genuinely just too afraid of coming off as overly harsh?) and taking steps to be more open with the other 6s help. Though I do wonder if the Habering were to happen would she end up having her character development steadily undone or pushed too far to where she basically a second Pinky?
>>42773799that could make for a pretty funny mini arc, maybe a duo adventure episode with one of the other girls, the CMC doing something to get their cutie marks involving her then the big solo-focus episode
I'm turning (you) into Anonmare then dumping you into R63 Equestria.
>>42774546oh noes
>>42774546Ha! Is that all? Easy!
>>42775223You will be caught in a love triangle between Tricky and Starbright Glamour
>>42775687hot
>>42765584
>>42776279cute anonmare
>>42772237>Out of curiosity would you prefer to get feedback here or there?You're free to drop feedback in whichever thread you prefer! But consider I'm most active in the Anon Stallion thread because that's where I'm (currently) hosting the story. Speaking of, it just updated! >>42776353>>42776367>>42776385>>42776463(I'm not gonna image dump because this next drawing is Anon Stallion)
>>42774546unfortunately I'm still anon so I'll fail to get a coltfriend
>>42776471ooh nice!
>>42776471kino green, than you baker man
>>42777214Anonmare got a nice flower crown.
>>42777214CUTE!
>>42776279Is she tired?
>>42778504tired of it all, waiting for an end, any kind of end
>>42776471Tomboy pegasus Anon mare conjuring untold magical powers? Now there's a surprise I wasn't expecting!>bomb ass teaMakes me smile every time.This really is a messed up Equestria 'An-e-non' has found himself in, lot of weird stuff going on. He's not alone in wanting to set it right, though I don't know if I would have the guts to after nearly getting killed. But the thought of getting to Equestria and then being forced to live underground away from other ponies is unbearable. That's not the way it's meant to be... so fuck, maybe it IS better to die trying than let some psycho ruin everything we hold dear.
Nein
>>42779024German Anonmare?
>>42779335best friends with aryanne
>>42779024Neighn
>>42778696Cosmic bliss.
>>42778696bros...
>>42777214lovely pic
>>42781222checked, trips of anonmare!
>>42776471Great green, anon!
>>42781222horse
>>42777214Pretty horse
>>42781851
>>42783211At peace
>>42783211kino
>>42783211unironically comfy and peaceful.
>>42779335Anonaryanne?
>>42771872>Gave the girls a look when they heckled Trixie>A glorious morning in Ponyville>The books are new, the sun is shining>And Anon? Anon is going to the spa whether she likes it or not>Or your name isn't Twilight>You set off precisely on time, as usual, with a cranky dragon astride>You did not arrive on time, unfortunately, as you were constantly slowed down by all your friends and neighbors and->Teehee, you almost sounded like Old Twilight>Well, the urgency is somewhat justified>Considering you had to budget time for Anon's reticence, Spike asking for Anon's cookies, Anon getting mad that he ate THAT many, and of course Spike apologizing>"TWILIGHT!">Oops, you're here>Almost walked into the door>Again>Knock knock>>>>Knock knock?>>>>"Alright he's not here, let's go to Sugarcube Corner, they usually put the old stuff on sale by now!""Nonsense, Spike! It's almost lunchtime, Anon hates eating out! I'll never understand why, but- argh, it's locked!">You punctuate the previous statement with annoyed rattling of a stubborn doorknob>Why did destiny force you to be friends with the ONLY pony who locks her door!? Who even does that!? Even you don't!>No matter>For a master of the arcane, worming your magic field into a lock is like foal's play. Doesn't even count as a real spell, you're just gonna poke around in there!>Seconds pass as you screw up your face concentrating>Almost>Allllmost>>"What do you want, Twiggles?""AAAAAAAAAAAA! howdidyou-">You don't get to finish that, as you rear up and fall backwards in shock>Gee, Spike is way softer than you'd think, huh?>You raised him and it still surprises you every time>Anon stands in her open door, utterly unamused>>"Well? Kinda rude to try forcing your way in here, y'know. What's so urgent that it couldn't wait literally two minutes?""Bu- how did- what?">>"Do- do you not realize every time you use magic it makes a big glow and a weird noise? I saw you screwing with my doorknob and came to let you in.">You slowly blink. You had not been aware of this? Or had you?>One thing at a time. Move on."Ha ha, well, I just wanted to let you know I booked an appointment..... at.... the..... spa......">Cerulean mare spotted>That jerk!>That mildly annoying jerk your friends really hate!>Actually, she didn't seem that bad. Or at least, you've seen much worse in Canterlot...>Still, this situation requires investigation>>"...Hello? Twilight? What are- oh. You're surprised to see I have a mare over? Her house got smashed so I figured someone ought to give her a place to stay for a bit. Else she might, I dunno, be so tired and angry that her show flops and she ends up doing hard labor for shit pay and comes back to enslave the town or something.">What"That was..... oddly specific.">>"Whatever. Look, take Trixie to the spa- she needs it way more than I do. Never liked that fruity crap anyway."
>>42785857kek nice
>>42785857>How does Anon manage to keep wriggling out of situations like this!?>It's the third time this week she's managed an excuse, but this is by far the most bizarre and preemptive.>No... it's a coincidence. Just bad timing. Anon was doing something nice to help another pony, she should be proud of her.>That's it!"Actually Anon, why don't you and Trixie both go to the spa together? There's a lot I need to do today so-">"But Twilight! Today's list is tiny!-""Shh! Spike! It would be a GREAT and POWERFUL help if there was SOMEpony else who could go with Anon.">Anonmare gave her a grumpy glare. She clearly wasn't happy about this, but it was for her own good!>"I told you I don't like that crap.">"Come now, Anon! I'm not turning down a free pampering, and Trixie would much rather go with YOU than this... this... HER!">Let's see you get out of that one miss anon mare!"Just let the spa know I couldn't make it! Come along Spike.">Twilight turned to leave, confident she had won this time.
Pre bed
>>42786827sleepy anonmare!
>>42785857>>42786712Wonderful, i like this concept
>>42786625lol
>"Uhh AJ">"Oh good gravy, Anon lost the foal again didn't she?">"Eeyup."
>>42788451>"I told you, Big Mac- she just needed to find herself!"
>>42788686>"Anon a miscarriage isn't funny.">...
Oh shit it's been like 3 weeks since the anonpony romance green updated
>>42788795I'm still waiting
>>42788795Hope the writefag is all good and in fine health, loved reading his green
>>42785857Kino! Love this.
>>42789888cute
>>42789888>steals a string of cocks>"half of those are mine!" cried Anonfilly
>>42790565>String of cocksI spent way too long trying to find this reaction image
>>42790804the dog steals a string of sausages in oliver
>>42788795>>42788831>>42789241I'm okay Anon, still here, just a little chaotic right now. 3 weeks huh? Damn! Life really needs a pause button. Love you guys (n-no homo).
>>42791505
>>42791746Lending a few words about what you're sharing would be more sociable Anon. If you're linking in good faith then I shall not judge too harshly. Are you the author?
>>42791691it's all good, we'll be waiting!
>>42792525lol nice shirt
>>42788066Is anonmare okay?
>>42793086No her hips hurt, weren't you listening?
>>42793086The foals did a number on her hips
>>42793252lol cute!
>>42794130we got to make her not depressed!
>>42786712>1hourlater.wav>Be Anonmare, on the road into Ponyville>And the road to being emasculated>...>Don't lie to yourself. You already got emasculated when your dude piston got traded for a ham wallet. This spa trip is just a stop on the road to acceptance and->Good God where did that come from? Ew. Sounded like Purplesmart for a second, gross.>You chuckle as you recall the pink balls wrapped in pink paper with pink writing you stashed in your not pink very manly horse purse>Saddlebags. Saddlebags is the ONLY plausible interpretation of that.>"Trixie notices you keep glancing at your stuffed bag and laughing.">Aw shit"Uh, yeah, I got them from Pinkie is all. She's fun...">Read your audience, dipfuck"When she isn't totally missing the point of a performance and heckling the shit out of you I mean.">Trixie pouts but doesn't hold it for long. >"Trixie does not understand- you said, in no uncertain terms, you "hate that fruity crap.""Correct.">"And this "bath bomb" you've described- sounds incredibly fruity by both definitions of the word.""Yep.">"And yet you're planning to use a full sack of them?""I don't like fruity crap but if I'm doing it I might as well go whole hog."">Trixie stares at (You) with a raised eyebrow>It seems more approving than confused?>"Ah yes, the second rule of showbiz- anything worth doing is worth overdoing.">Well that explains a lot of Trixie's faults. Still doesn't explain why all the others were taking her shit so personally.>"Does the 'full service' in 'full service spa treatment' not include all desired accoutrements? Will the proprietress not take offense to outside product?""Au contraire, blue mare, it's real simple. One->You stumble as you get stuck in place for a second; you've yet to break the subconscious urge to count lists off with your fingers>Fingers you don't have, nor wings with which to emulate. Instead you flexed that magicy- suctiony- hoofgrab thing you can do.>It doesn't feel right, FUCK having wings would scratch a deep spiritual itch right now.>SHIT this is why you don't get out much, even to talk to randos>Shit, Trixie is staring at you like you're more brain damaged than normal. Continue!"One, Pinkie has some deal with like... EVERY store in town? You can even bring Sugarcube Corner food into the movie theater, I don't know how she does it.">"Normally Trixie would have an anecdote about a far-off city's chamber of commerce, or some absentee landlord siphoning tax money to Canterlot, buuuut-""Yeah?">"Considering it's The Pink One? My guess is she lifted her tail for every stallion in town, and has blackmail material resulting from said jezebel jamboree.">You sigh. You really want to help Trixie, but her obsession with->Actually"I want to argue but... Pinkie has this fucking cave full of dossiers.">You stare right at a bush, or rather the scowling baby blue eyes peeking out of it"Before you ask, you *know* how I know about that.">EEEEEEEP>SCRAM
>>42794970I like this, looking forward to the next updates to this green you're making.
>>42795778cute!
>>42792525>>42794130>>42795778>>42796456FAT and TIRED and SAD! she just like me fr fr
>>42794970Excellent green.
>>42794970>pink ballsFor a second I thought Pinkie had given Anonmare a pair of balls to cheer her up over the ones she's missing, kek! It looks like she's actually found a way to have fun with Twilight's imposition.
>>42794970>"Twiiilight come onn. Don't you trust Anon to go? There's like eleven other things we could be doing right now, or, maybe twelve, or, thirteen, or..">The little dragon was pacing back and forth counting on his little claws."Spike, we're just making sure. Once we have confirmation I'll be happy to mark it off and we can get on with the day. Anon is a grown mare and she's demonstrated her dependability before. Sometimes. If not for her we never would have found the seventh element! I HAVE to help her.">"She's already written, I dunno, three letters to Celestia? Maybe she knows more about friendship than you think?""Have you seen what she wrote in those??">"Err, now that you mention it........ no. Friendship stuff?""The first one had-">A pink blur zipped around the corner, tripped over Spike and tumbled over, landing face up at Twilight's hooves."Pinkie!?">"AAAA Twilight! She's on to me! Abort! That clever crafty giggly greeny! I was reeeeeeeal sneaky too, but her? She's good. Reeeeeeal-""Pinkie slow down! Is she going to the spa?">The bubbly pink mare sprang back to her hooves, nodding vigorously.>"Yeah! And she was giggling like she was about to throw the biggest most funnest party of her life and I know a thing or two when it comes to giggles like you can just tell wh-""That... doesn't sound like her. But if she's going, that's great news-">"-and Trixie was talking about my jamborees, but I think she was getting the wrong idea, everypony LOVES my jamborees! I could jam more jamborees with more jams and I bet she'd still say-""That's great Pinkie. Spike, let's stop by Mayor Mare, I wanted to ask if-">"-but it probably has something to do with all those super extra fun fizzy bath balls I gave her last week when she was all mopey and sad about the balls she lost which I tried to help her find but she said it was pointless which DUH balls don't have any points they're round all the way round and- oof!">Twilight stopped, causing a trailing Pinkie Pie to bump into her rump."Wait. You gave her what?"
>>42797605lol, loving this. more?
>>42797605foam explosion that could crush canterlot incoming
>>42798049Cute!
>>42797605>Meanwhile>You and Trixie almost had an uneventful walk to the spa>Almost>You were in the thick of a riveting discussion on the relationship between Canterlot's cake imports and the number of hostile monsters on the-"DUCK!">A brick sails overhead as you throw the Irate and Peeverful Trixie into the dirt>"Anon, how dare you! Trixie could-">Wait, a fucking->The shatter and clatter confirms, that was a damn brick>"-have taken that brick and now-">What the shit>Oh fuck, ponies have stopped to look>"-Trixie's trademark hat and cape are filthy-">You shut her up with a hoof to mouth maneuver and a"The spa will wash everything! I'm trying to not get hit, who the fuck even-">Your question is answered before you finish asking, with some skinny-ass girafficorn stomping up and yelling about how dare you this what's she doing here that blah blah blah>You've seen this bitch before but you can't quite->"The GREAT and POW-blechmmmf""Right in the kisser!">You shut Trixie up with more muddy hoof in her mouth"Shuddup before you make it worse!">The approaching cunt sneers of sneerpproval in the way only a pasty-ass suburbam soccer mom does when she thinks she's got the manager on her side->Soccer mom>Of fucking course, now you remember>Bitch is still yapping? Did she ever stop? Damn, you're getting good at ignoring women."HEY HEY HEY quit acting like I'm on your side, cunt!">You can hear the glass shatter behind her eyes"I only shut her up so she wouldn't start more shit, that don't mean I wanna deal with your shit!">Non-blue mouth opens, preparing to ignore"ACKACKACK no!">"Well-""NOPE. SHUT.">"I'll-""SHUT YOUR SHIT, WHORSE. WHO THE FUCK THROWS A BRICK LIKE THAT!?">"Gee, I don't know, who thinks it's okay to encourage hooliganism? Oh, that's right, your-""HOOLIGANS? The fuck are you, some Trottingham landlord, nyeh, hooligans?? If your kid's that stupid, keep him on a leash and don't blame everypony else for your lack of parenting!">"Lack of- well, I- HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHO I AM?">Some bitch who drank while she was pregnant? heh.>No don't fucking say that you dumb shit>Huh, everypony left>No crowd>Makes sense, the hardcore kids would've left when it was clear nopony was getting brained>And your swearing match ensured the decent folk left to complain at the mayor>All according to keikaku.>"Nothing to say to that, eh?">Goddammit you should've gone with the fetal alcohol thing"Lady I got no fucking clue who you are but lemme guess, you hold some two-bit seat on the PTA or city council mostly because nopony else even knows it's a thing.">Her fucking face scrunches like she sucked a lemon, you got her>"I'll have you know the purser of the sow-""PAYPIG. YOUR TITLE IS 'PAYPIG.">Even Discord couldn't wipe the shit-eating grin off your face right now>You continue the assault before her open mouth can emit more wrong"Aight, Paypig, lemme point out to you that I'm a bearer of harmony."
>>42798621>Paypig scoffs in that way that says "fuck you, now I can write a letter to your boss""Ha ha ha ha lemme shut that idea down real quick. *Who* I am is nobody:I ain't some high-falutin' noble brat, I ain't got any parents to embarrass, I don't even have any political clout beyond the off chance that I can convince Twilight to whine at the royals for me.">You get right up in her face, so much that your horns are almost touching."*What* I *am* is an arming key for the weapon that cleansed Princess Luna. A weapon I'm very sure Their Majesties would prefer remain operational.">She's pushed onto her haunches now, trying to shrink into a ball"That damn brick coulda knocked me out.">Holy shit she's pissing herself>Feels bad making even a worst pony feel this way, but then again>Fucking BRICK"Now let's do a little thought experiment- let's go a few days, weeks, months, years, it don't matter, into the future.">Jesus she's still going"Some kid swears one too many times in front of the statue of Discord. Oops, that actually WAS Discord and now he's free, shitting madness and pissing cotton candy everywhere, the princesses are all swirly-eyed doing crosswords to entertain his Court of Chicanery, foals are smashing vending machines everywhere, reality is dead everyone is going insane-">Okay seriously is this mare Tycho Brahe? How can one organism contain this much fear piss?"And we can't do shit about it. This is the new reality, forever, because your dumbfuck ass missed and put one of the keys to his cage in a coma.">You lean in that last little bit. Your eyeballs are actually touching."You really wanna make an official case out of any of this, or you wanna be grateful I have an appointment I'd rather keep?">As soon as you let off an angstrom of pressure, she ran off so fast you could've sworn you saw a rainbow>But you won>At what cost? You're filthy, you're literally seething, the entire square must've heard you swearing, Trixie->Aw shit>Trixie's been silent the whole time>Eyes large and wet, lips quivering>Fuck, you did kick her while she was down>So much for helping"Trixie, I-HNNNNNNN">Your words are replaced with a bone-crushing hug>Her voice, uncharacteristically quiet, barely more than a whisper>"Nopony has ever defended me like that.">Task failed successfully?>Aight>Feels good, mare"Yeah well, I can't stand cunts like tha-">"Trixie was QUITE impressed with your control of the conversation, though she thinks your crowd work could-">And she's back.>And still going.>Great, she's autistic about stage magic or something."Trixie-">"-use a little work. Seriously, if this were a show, you'd have lost all your potential tips in the first act!""TRIXIE.">"What?""Let's go to the fucking spa already. I feel like shit and we're both caked in.... we'd better be clear of the pig farms is all I'm saying.">"Ah, so you ARE excited about a day of pampering with MOI?""Yeah, I-">"No more a neigh-sayer?""TRIXIE!"
>>42798626Anon and trixie are gonna kiss
>>42798626Oh my!
pre store-run boop
>>42798626I love reading this green, you're a good writefag!
>>42798626The intimidation here feels a bit mary sue-ish, but otherwise good shit, anon.Can't wait for them to actually get to the spa and fuck shit up with two dozen bathbombs (actual bombs because pinkie).
>>42799516theres something very cute about these. mom anonmare just doing her best for her babies.
The kind of shit you get when anons breed with anonmares
>>42800424More anonponies into the world, nice.
>>42798626"Confetti. You put confetti in a hygiene product.">The trio were going at a casual 'alarmed but it's probably not that bad no need to panic' pace.>"It's not a hygiene product silly! It's a bath bonanza! A bathonanza! Or in Anon's case I guess it'd be an bathanonanza! You get so many nice bubbles, in different colours too! And it fizzles and spins and pop! Surprise! Hehe!""Please tell me you warned her.">"That would ruin the surprise! But yeah! Don't worry Twilight, I told her if she ever needed to have fun during a bath all she had to do was drop one of those in and bam! Fun!"One. You told her to use just one, correct?">"Yeah! I try to pack a whole party into every single ball, so she only needs one! Who'd use more than one? Not even I'm that crazy!">"Uhh Pinkie, you kinda are-">Splash. Spike's foot was now wet. He stepped back out of the puddle, disgusted.>"Ew, gross! Looks like somepony sprung a leak.">There was a mare crying next to a broken window."Strange.. e-excuse me miss, is everything okay?">Twilight was starting to get a bad feeling about today.>She approached the distressed mare.>"My window! I just had it fixed after a package flew through it earlier, now it's been vandalised, again...">Pinkie slowly rose on the inside of the house, wearing a detective hat and pipe- how'd she get in there so quick?>"Hmmmmm... I think the culprit was... you!">She held up a brick at leg's length and pointed at it accusingly.>"Mister Square Edges... I should have known...""Pinkie please, we don't have time for this. I'm very sorry miss, I can't imagine who in Ponyville would do something so cruel on purpose, it must have been an accident.">Spike plodded over, looking around.>"Weird that there aren't more ponies around. Maybe something scared them off?""Maybe Spike, but our first priority is making sure Anon doesn't get herself into trouble. We can still warn her as long as we hurry. She can't be that far ahead.">Pinkie was back outside and hugging the broken-window mare.>"Don't worry, I'll throw you a window-fixing party later! Your window will be good as new AND there'll be cake and we can hold a trial for Mister Square Edges so you'll have justice too! It'll be a trial by lyre!">The mare sniffed and nodded, hugging Pinkie back. It was wonderful to see, but it was almost time for the appointment at the spa. Tick tock Twilight."Ha-ha well... we better go. Pinkie you can handle this, right?">"Mmmmhm!"You are absolutely rocking it Anon, I'm having fun with this!
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>>42800809Oh my gosh yes! Anonmare and filly. Harmony...
>>42800714>You and Trixie limped onwards into town>Whatever meagre adrenaline high your fat ass could muster has given way to the post-crisis shakes>Combined with the paranoia of constantly checking for that other kid or anypony who could be related to him?>Yeah it's turning this last half mile into a forced march"FUCK">Heave"Chest hurts">Heave"I knew stress was bad for you but-">A "Scuze me, you two are wanted for questioning" floated into your ears, carried by the gentle clinking of well-fitted plate armor>Heave>"SCUZE ME! Miss Anonymous and Miss..." you hear the rustling of a notepad before "...and Powerful?">That authority voice snaps you out of your near-sleepwalking>Wait, authority!?>Yeah that bitch would go straight to the cops, huh? FUCK.>You turn to preemptively shut Trixie up but to your horror she's already talking>"I am The Great and Powerful Trixie! Beatrice, The Great and Powerful lives in the county of Mare-inara! Your judgments are therefore incorrect due to technicality! SMOKE BOMB!">Wait, smoke bo->Let's all get tinnitus! Let's all get tinnitus! Let's all put our heads right next to one of Pinkie's bath bombs, and have ourselves some EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>When you come to, you're in a dark alleyway>And half-strangling Trixie>Why- oh, right"TRIXIE WHAT THE FUCK!">"Trixie panicked!""We didn't know what he wanted but we're definitely fugitives now!">"TRIXIE PANICKED! SHE IS SORRY!""Fucking hell now what do we do!?">2hoursearlier.ogg>Be royal detective>That lanky slow kid you had shoveling shit for community service? Yeah he came in saying his mom assaulted "two of the greatest heroes who ever lived.">You were about to throw a shovel at him until you remembered the truffle case>Yeah, all these towns full of pigs. More pigs than there are truffles. Taxpayer money going to the town pig manager->The Cow Mafia, the tax havens, all these alleged price fixing schemes, the embezzlement>Every decent cop in the greater Canterhorn Vale area knows it's connected, but on the rare occasion that anyone puts a case together?>The suspect would always get off on a technicality. The evidence mishandled. A detective suddenly looking for a safer line of work.>"Being closer to family" is what they all say.>And now the local piggy purser's son hoofed you leverage on a silver platter.>Every bribery, corruption and tax evasion charge has failed to stick, but you can start dismantling this on an assault charge. Onwards!Yeah man I'm enjoying this improv writefagging
>>42800907>A sweep of the crime scene checks out. Broken window from a failed attack. Crying mare confirms her residence was damaged.>Damaged residence corroborates witness statement. Unfortunately, neither witnessed the attack itself.>Lines in the dirt. Size and depth suggest a struggle between two mares.>Impression in the mud- at least one dove for cover, possibly two.>Puddle of- oh Celestia dammit you stepped right in piss.>Piss? Fuck, you need to find the victims while there's still a chance they'll talk.>Luckily you caught some repeating names in that gaggle of rough foals- 'Trixie' and 'Anon.'>Anon. >Local nopony, does odd carpentry and civil engineering. Unusual for a unicorn.>Few acquaintances, fewer friends, no criminal record.>If her tax records are right, she used to live off foraging and work-for-a-meal deals. Never had enough consistent work to attract the tax mares, until 0, ALR.>National bigtime hero, first name basis with royalty, got a fucking medal and a big enchanted jewel or something... Really weird that nopony around here knows that.>Reputation for stubbornness and unusual but steadfast ethical code.>Trixie. >Probably short for Beatrice.>Itinerant. Performing artist and raconteur.>Record of misdemeanors. Pony of interest in recent 'oh fuck that's a big bear' debacle, cleared of charges due to lack of criminal motive or evidence of willful encouragement.>AKA Miss Piggy couldn't prove Trixie was doing anything but telling a tall tale about a rare monster>Travels from town by hoof, likely far higher survival knowledge than Ursa Minor encounter would suggest>Exactly the kind of ponies to be a problem for the Cowtel. You gotta get to them, get a statement, get some fucking royal guards before you have a national crisis.>You are NOT going to be the stallion explaining to God-Queen Princess Celestia the Unconquerable Sun (Featuring Luna) how her magical friendship nuke doesn't work anymore because YOU fucked up>Every single record must be meticulous>Every officer must be unwavering in their professionalism and forbearance>You are NOT fucking this up! Your deputies are NOT fucking this up!>Be Deputy Shield of Shielding Shields>You done fucked up>You apparently got the wrong name>You definitely failed to hide your disgust at the sight of a shit-caked, bruised mare thinking she can't even trust the royal guard without offering her virtue.>And now your key witnesses are spooked, probably think you're on the take, and you have no idea where they went.>To top it all off, your ears are bleeding and you can't even arrest anyone for it.>Stupid bucking Pinkie Promises. Gonna cost you like 5 bits and as many minutes at the hospital to fix this shit.
>>42800809>"Y'know, you were up my pussy for like 11 months, ya little dyke">"You had a filly touch your pussy for 11 months? Sounds pretty gay, mom."
>>42800914kek
>>42800911love reading this when I wake up, thank you writefag!
>>42800911nice green
>>42800914>"You were literally inside a pussy for almost a year, you're the dyke here, kiddo.">"Yeah right, who here got herself pregnant and had a filly up her cooch for a year? Not this filly."I need me some casual banter between anonmare(mom) and anonfilly(daughter).
>"Aaaaapppplleeeejaaaaack!!" >"Don't you dar-">Ahnon's pregnunt again!">"Damnit applebloom!"
>>42802352lel
>>42801973The based drawfriend in /bale/ keeps delivering blessed anonmares, make sure to go give them some appreciation if you haven't!
>>42802951very nice! I'm glad someone is drawing anonmare.
Have a mare wip to get you off of page 10.
>>42804129thanks anon!
Anonmare in randomised gender-swapped Equestria
>>42804785Randomised as in each and every individual pony is either their normal or swapped counterpart? So a shuffled mix of regular and R63 Equestria where you have no idea what you're in for until you meet a particular pone?
>>42804841correct, it might as simple as Applebloom being Applebuck to Discord being Eris
>>42804872I'll take those odds
>>42804872>roll the dimensional odds>fall into the equestria where everyone is the normal sex, except for your waifu, who is now the opposite sex>make your way to the nearest academy>ask the wisehorses the approximate world population>they answer approximately 1 billion lives>run the numbers>i rolled a 1 in 10^301029991 chance (essentially zero)>can't even bitch to anyone about it
>>42802951Excellent art, very based!
>>42802061>Every argument ends with the mom going "Yeah? I fucked your dad last night!">"Oh yeah? Must be roomy in there after I wrecked your back half!">Dad leans in through the doorway"Honey that doesn't mean what you- seriously don't... don't say things like that in public.">>"Besides, I wrecked her first!"
>>42805790kek
>>42800911kino
>>42802939Touch-starved anonmare crumples after one (1) hug
>>42806716honestly relatable, i'd do the same if I got a hug.
>>42802352
>>42807696is she ok?
>>42805539
>>42805539oh god...
>>42804129Finished this based on another song in Puzzle Thread. Puzzle pony Anonmare and Anonstallion encounter a villainous faggot. It's not cute like the last one but there she is being brave. Don't worry about Anonstallion, she'll protect him.
>>42808403I love it! Amazing work, drawfag!
>>42808403Quick, his balls are at head level, you can cripple him by running forward!
>>42807857Is anyone ok?
>>42808823I think so, but they're probably not on /mlp/...
>>42808433Thanks Anon! I was worried it would be too edgy honestly, but the song is edgy so... mission accomplished. It was nice getting to draw the wife in full body.>>42808715Kek, that's one way to deal with a puzzle piece thief.
>>42805539Grim.
Anonmare but the size of trouble shoes
>>42809514Damn that's a lot of faggotry for one pone
>>42809650Anonmare but blind
>>42691388>https://ponepaste.org/11227Reading this first fic, it was okay, though, I've always actually liked the idea that ponies wouldn't get the joke of "Dyx" as a name.I mean, like, Dick hasn't always been slang for penis, after all. It's why it was commonly the shortened form for Richard.It's perfectly reasonably, then, that the only one who'd understand the meaning of Dyx being a funny name would be Anon, an inside joke just for him.
>>42800042Not a lot of greens that really focus on Anon (pony or man otherwise) as a parent, which I think is a shame.Usually it's just oneshots.A whole green about Anonmare being a mom and the various trials and tribulations therein would be nice.
>>42809655Anonmare but with a prosthetic leg
>>42809655Anonmare but ponies think she's blind due to question mark face (she actually kept her eldritch 3d human eyes and has the rare magical ability to recognize patterns and notice ponies hiding in bushes)
>>42800911>Be Anon>You self-levitated yourself and Trixie up onto a roof>One of those old-timey Assassin's Creed roofs that has a nice little hidey closet despite having no roof access point>Hopefully no pegasi come by for a nap>Trixie is looking at you with a slack jaw>"How!?""What?">And now the scrunch>"What do you mean 'what?' Trixie demands to know how you just flew!""You know how even a brain-dead baby unicorn can grab stuff? I just grabbed myself and you.">"Don't give Trixie that! Everypony knows telekinesis uses the body for a leverage point! You might as well pull on your harness and fly!""Okay! Technically I just made my effective mass near-zero then sorta used my TK like a rope to hoist myself up... I probably couldn't do it in an empty field and a cloudless sky.">You're not used to thinking so much about magic>You only know a few tricks, sure, but it's all the same principles so you can apply them as easily as using a hammer on two different kinds of nails>Or something like that, anyway>She's still looking at you like one of you is stupid"What?">Scrunch.jpg"Telekinesis makes stuff lighter, it's got some antigravity or mass-negation property, I just put that on my hooves. Carrying you was just normal casting.">"And how will we get down once the-">She peeks out of the closet at the squads of fully armored guards scouring the town below>"Jackbooted sun lickers have left?""....am I the only unicorn who knows you can slow your fall? Like just by *doing* it, no complicated spells needed?">>>>"Trixie needs to know how you're this good at magic, yet only find work as a glorified repair pony."Sorry about the delay, went on a weekend trip
>>42810341no worries, even with delays I love your green. keep up the good work!
>>42810341KINO! moar pls?
>>42810341>Man you've been hiding up here for a while>What time is it?>Shouldn't you have missed your spa appointment by now?>Maybe Equestria has longer days>Come to think of it, there's no dusk or dawn here>The princesses cast that spell and boop, instant noon or midnight>You peek out. Still a lotta chaos below.>Oh shit, Sofas and Quills just got raided. And you just got guaranteed employment for the next week.>Assuming you're not in prison or whatever.>Speaking of which, this is Ponyville.>Nopony gives a shit about anything less than murder if the Princess isn't visiting.>So why is a minor case of running giving you a five star wanted level?"Fuck. The hell do they want with us?">Trixie sighs for like 5 full seconds, like a moody teenager>"Because Trixie resisted arrest and smoke bombed a cop." She says in a flat affect."Fu- no, I wasn't trying to dig at you. I know for a fact they don't swarm the whole damn town over that kinda shit. The hell does Applejack have that we don't?">Trixie has to stop herself from belly laughing>"APPLEJACK? Resist arrest?""You kidding? You know how many tax collectors she's chased off? Can't really blame her though, I'd refuse to pay for shit if my parents got vored on a road the guard were supposed to be protecting.">Shit she's staring again>Disgust, confusion, curiosity"What did I say?">"Vored!?">Fuck>You used an internet fetish word>You're not INTO that shit, God no, it's just one of those hilariously cursed things you pick up when you're terminally online>Think of some->"That is... technically a correct usage, but strange that you would randomly dip into ancient Minoan."
>>42811214lol, I'm sure Applejack uses her element of harmony status to easily avoid taxes
>>42811214lel
>>42811214Good stuff Anon! Sorry for dropping the ball on the tag-team, glad to see you're still at it! I might slip something more in later when I get a chance.
>>42812462literally me
Nyx is male in this timeline and gonna impregnate you, sorry anonmares.
>>42813106You can take all the shirts you want, anonmare!
>>42812858Doesn't matter, got laid, will >rape
>>42813979lel, that gotta hurt
>>42813979Very rood of that filly :(
>>42814516It's just a little butt bite between siblings
>>42813979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2H95rAjg9k
>"Anon we don't have a president"
>>42815310happy anonfamily! :D
