Clinging to the hillPrevious thread: >>42528097Greens:https://ponepaste.org/11227https://ponepaste.org/11309https://ponepaste.org/11239
>>42691388I love this thread and anonmare!
>>42691388Anonmare groped me at Pinkie's party last night
>>42690103>https://ponepaste.org/11463Lovely addition, I adore that they seem to be doing well. I don't suppose this means we'll be getting a World Walker Hearts and Hooves tale?
Reposting the family for good luck.
>>42691433Good. Look at Anonmare's curvy rump, so fucking hot, unf.
>/ptfg/No need to spam it. With all due respect, Anonmare is a grown mare, she needs her independence. The Anonfilly and Anonstallion threads will get lonely without their Anonmare thread. They belong together, the trifecta, complete.
>>42691579They all belong in PTFG.
>>42691579don't mind that schizo, janny will clean his mess up. It's just one person mad at these threads cause he doesn't like it.>>42691590Nobody cares, we post what we want on the /mlp/ board.
Trans thread
>>42691420Thanks. I probably won't push it further than this unless I really get an good idea for it. I just thought something small like this would be nice for people that liked the green to see
>>42691774It was indeed nice and a pleasure to hear from you. Almost like the letter was for us haha.
>>42691420Good. What happened to Meadow Prancer foal?
>>42691960Oh yeah, did he/she come out green, orange, or like a normal pony? Big questions for anonpony reproduction.
>>42692012Anonpony Biology:Pony × Pony = PonyPony × Anonpony = 50% chance of Anonpony or 50% chance of PonyAnonpony × Anonpony = AnonponyAnonpony × Anonpony (Different Flavor) = Pony (because different autisms cancel out)
>>42692086Or, to make things interesting, we can make a ternary system for different flavor breeding:/mlp/ × /mlpol/ = /nhnb//mlp/ × /nhnb/ = /mlpol//mlpol/ × /nhnb/ = /mlp/
>>42692138>anonfilly is a quaternion
>>42692169kek
>>42691601>"Hey you're very pretty! Wanna come get a cupcake with me at sugarcube corner? they have green frosted cupcakes today almost the same shade as your coat!">"And after that would you like to fly kites with me in the park?">Equestrian stallions are very earnest and polite 'flirts'
>>42691601What ugly nonmagical colts, I wouldn't breed for all the bits in the world. They'd ruin my DNA.>>42692086What's DNA does pic related have?
>>42692852>What's DNA does pic related have?101% CIA dna, with a 1% margin of error
>>42691433awesome family :D
>>42692424Doesn't sound so bad. There are worse fates than having to deal with the interest of overly eager yet kind and genuine stallions. I think Anonmare can overcome this one pretty easy.
How do you do fellow kids>isn't even dressed the part>whoah it's Princess Anon!
>attempts to bury little fillies and colts in a pet cemetery.
>>42693696Woah, cool!>>42693705wait wut lul
>>42692424cute
>>42692852CIA anonmare
>>42694991She'd be the best agent in S.M.I.L.E.
>>42694991You're GODDAMN RIGHT. >>42693953>Buries you alive.
>>42695708oh noes, Im underground now!
>>42691774Thanks, writechad!
Still treasuring this.
>>42695420The very best.>SEDUCE ME!! said Anonmare the SPYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-tfP9Rea04
>>42698435Anonmare is so cute even when she's busy.
>>42697933Damn it, that's the one I was going to use for the OP. Next one it'll be there if I make it
>>42699177Same here. Well you know what they say, the early anonmare catches the anonworm.
>>42697490Must be some good spaghetti, eh?
>>42697490>>42700329Mama mia!
Just so it's known I've gotten sidetracked with preparing tiny unnecessary changes for my ponepaste. Reading through it there were a few things I wanted to touch up. Bath time will continue uhh... soon.I swear I said in my mind "once it's posted I'm not going back and touching it" but here we are.
>>42700504It's all good, we'll be waiting for you to finish it and it comes out!
>>42698435>>42700504Why are dressed mares so much more provocative than naked mares
>>42702956I suppose it depends more on your taste.
>>42697933She is so cute!
>>42702956The clothing obstructs the natural flow of snowpity radiating from the mare's body and concentrates it, leading to a buildup of ambient tension which your body reacts to. The instinctual response to this is to try and remove the clothing, restoring the natural flow in a release that is pleasant and exciting for both you and the mare.However Anonmare would likely get annoyed if you tried, as she's trying to present herself as respectable and mature. Those clothes aren't for fun, they're for serious business!
Ponepaste is down, that's awkward. Oh well let's just go anyway.>barely too big to fit in two posts so I can't split it how I likeCurses!
>>42666836Continuing from https://ponepaste.org/11461>Anon repeated the motion a couple times, making sure her black locks were thoroughly drenched before grabbing the shampoo and squeezing it out onto her scalp.>It was pleasant, not having to do it herself. She peeked open an eye to look at him as she felt his hooves on the back of her head, gently lathering up her hair.>He was concentrating pretty hard on what he was doing, but for a brief moment his gaze drifted over and caught hers.>His eyes quickly darted away, his gay blush glowing brighter.>The hell is with these reactions. Annoyingly she felt her own face getting warm in response, and she couldn't even get that frustrated about it with how mellow she was getting.>"Can you turn a little? It's a bit awkward at this angle..">She turned her back more towards him, nabbed the soap and began rubbing it into her damp coat, sudsing her forelimbs and barrel while he massaged the lather along the crest of her neck.>Anonmare paused and closed her eyes again, enjoying it."Feels nice..">"You like this?""Yeah..">Anon tended her a moment longer, but far too soon it came time to rinse and Anonmare found herself being drenched in hot water again.>Once he had cleared the last of the foam from her head and mane, he set the bucket down on the tile floor and shook some of the wet off his hooves.>"All done. So.. what now..?">'Mare ran her hoof through her wet mane, shook her head a bit and let it hang naturally before turning back and leaning on the edge of the bath with a shrug."Want to do my back next? It's normally a pain.. and.. stop with the blushing. It's just me.">"R-Right. You want me to use the brush?""Go for it.">She passed him the sudsy soap bar which immediately slipped off his hoof and slid across the floor.>"Buck.">Anonmare put her hoof over her mouth, struggling and failing to suppress a surprised, gleeful laugh- the fucking hoof-hold thing trolled him!>"It's always the damn soap.""I know right?? The little fucker! Always takes more care than you expect. Remember the first time you tried to pick up a pebble??">"I don't know how you figured it out so fast. I thought you were joking until you showed me.""It was funny as hell. I wish we could go back.">Anonstallion was up nudging the soap back along the floor towards the bath, grabbing their soft pony brush on the way.>"That was our first day.. one of those things you only get to discover once.""Only once huh..?">"You worried there won't be more?""..Maybe, not exactly, there's still a lot of new things on the horizon.."
>>42704987>Anon sat back beside the bath, securing the brush to his hoof, and for a moment Anonmare had her friend again, not the sappy stallion casting her furtive glances.>"Like this. This is new.""..Right now? Yeah. It's.. different, having you here for a change.">She turned again and leaned forward against the opposite side of the tub, trying to present her back to him, vaguely aware that she was making herself vulnerable.>No seriously what the fuck are you doing. Has the heat turned your brain to mush or what? What is this??>Anonmare narrowed her eyes and waited, listening to the gentle slosh of water stirred by her movement.>When she felt the brush pressed against her spine, slowly gliding up, around to the right, around to the left, slow deliberate motions- she blinked."O-Oh fuck. That-">It kept going, he was careful, gentle, bringing the brush along her back, first on one side, then the other.>Whenever he reached her withers he pressed just a little harder, easing the brush along her shoulders and around her sides."Ohhhh buddy.. I've been missing out, why didn't we do this sooner..">There was a nervous laugh from behind her.>"Well it's a little bit.. intimate.. isn't it?""I guess. It doesn't HAVE to be, you know. But. Whatever. Keep going.">The traitorous voice in her head was silenced, rendered speechless, at least for a moment.>You're enjoying this. I can't believe you're ENJOYING this.>Anonmare grinned just a little, watching the lamp and candlelight reflect off the tiles in front of her. Get wrecked piece of shit, I'll do what I want.>"Hey Nonny? Do you think wet mares are.. attractive?">She was snapped out of her weird elation by the sudden question. He was asking her something normal, that was a relief."Well yeah, definitely. A wet mare is kind of a classy taste honestly. Whether they're looking at you wistfully from the pool, or smiling in the rain with their mane hanging down...""Just imagine them coming in out of a storm, drenched, apologetic for dripping all over your floor, asking you to help them dry off... fucking unf. What about you? Do you like wet... oh.">Her cheeks were burning. How was she this fucking slow. At least he couldn't see her face.>"I um, yeah, I like them a lot too.""Uh-huh. I see what you did there Anon. Very funny.">There was a choked giggle from behind her and the brushing stopped. He was actually fucking with her. She couldn't help but chuckle back just a little."Haha.. okay, fine. I get it..">"I just wanted you to see things from my perspective for a second. You've been pretty nonchalant about this, I don't know if you REALLY get it."
>>42704993>She turned her head to look at him, hoping her cheeks had cooled enough that he wouldn't notice. He was still blushing, but it was a light and mirthful one."No believe me, I get it. You think I'm hot, all wet and melting beneath your hooves. You wanna plap.">Anonstallion flustered and waved his hooves defensively."N-N-No! T-That's not what I meant! I just think you're beautiful! It's a little intimidating, that's all-!">Time for revenge."What's wrong buddy? Don't want to plap your marewife? Hold her wet body as you make her moan against the bathroom wall, spilling her juices?">He went very still, hid his mouth behind his foreleg and stared with internal confusion as she stretched and let out another yawn."Okay, I think I'm done. Thanks for the brushing buddy, it felt really good. Think I just want to lay back and soak for a bit.">"E-Err.. y-you're welcome?"
As a side note I looked up how you're supposed to wash your horse.You're meant to dry brush first, then wet and shampoo using a sponge.Unfortunately I did this research AFTER I started writing.Fortunately, anonponies don't know how to wash horses either and I'm going to cope by saying Anonmare is doing this for relaxation and not for hygiene, and the existence of soap bars where hooves are concerned- you know what, nevermind!I'm also sure it's a writer sin to say >fun thing happened off scene(Instead of doing the scene) but I don't think I'll be doing flashbacks.However I still kind of want to write stuff from before the point I started, so either I will, or I'll save it for a prequel or something and maybe actually advance the plot. Being a writefag man...
>>42704997Thank you for more of the kino green, you're doing good writefag!
>>42705155
>>42691388Huh, someone already made a new one. lol
>>42692169>>42692192Anonfilly is a four-dimensional character.
>>42692192I still don't understand this table. Why do imaginary numbers result in rotations wtfff
>>42704987>>42704993>>42704997I love this green
>>42705375It's a table of quaternions. They're a 4-D extension of complex numbers.No, I'm not an expert. You'll have to google it, yourself.
>>42704997this is so great I cant wait for more
>>42691433Me on the left
>>42700445anonmare if she italian
>>42706541Me on the right
>>42698435How busy is she?
>>42707625Very. She needs a moment to brood and reflect after work. The real question is who's interrupting her and what do they want?
>>42705033I appreciate you care enough for this silly little story to research stuff like that, and to autistically rewrite previous entries (I'll do a reread when it's all finished). Keep it up, it's shaping up into a very good green.
>>42708303
>>42707696Probably another anonpony asking her something which she doesn't want to answer.
>>42708547>anonfilly pouted>"mooom, i'm hungry!">anonstallion shrugged his shoulders>"honey, i want sex">anon(guy) waved his hands around vaguely>"i need help with these faggots"
>>42708966kek kino
>>42709777nice trips, hope we get more anonmare art
>>42709777Anonfilly has finally grown up and become Anonmare
>>42691960>>42692012Original writer, I'll roll a d10 in an hour. Call it and we'll find out
>>42710304Or tomorrow morning I guess
>>42710463Must be quite the while lol
>>42708423such a happy mare!
>>426984355 hours of unprotected plapping
>>42710463>>42710304It's a 4.
>>42709777Let's go Anonmare! Time to pour one out for the mare, hoping to see more and more of her.
One day it might not just be a dream.
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>>42710304>nobody called it1-4 green5-8 orange9-10 normal pony>already rolledI'm slow...
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>42711325>>42712229I forgot because I'm retarded. Here goes
>>42712534Looks like the mother's cross-dimensional anongenes won. I was secretly hoping they'd come out normal just for the what-the-heck factor but we can always keep that idea in the back pocket for later.
>>42711658kek nice
>>42712229>orangeUgh. The cheethos orange tongues from G4 already looked disgusting ... green & orange is not a good color combo.You should try green & purple or green & blue
>>42693705Why does she bury the ponies?
>>42713393They know what they did
>>42713946oh god
>>42698165kek, even beating bon bon?
>one hour to page 10Fucking WHY
>>42715972Someone was ghost bumping every thread possible to kill the anni thread once it was unstickied.
I'm gonna do it (she asked me to)
>>42716716please, no
>>42717183please, yes!
>>42716716
>>42717388unf hot
>>42691388bump
>>42717271please, maybe?
>we still have two threadsI wish the Anonmare bros from the mirror thread would come join us, this is just downright ridiculous, we can't have TWO threads, it's unprofessional! And like clones we're probably going to start bickering about who's the REAL Anonmare Thread, and ptfg will laugh at us.>so you want to consolidate huh? huh?Noooo! I've become the very thing I argued against...
>>42718921i hate jews
>>42719029poor sweetie belle
Nominated Princess Anonmare for Miss /mlp/>Could nominate other Anonmare variants too>Could propose 'best anonmare variant' mini bracket if we get 5 of themWhere does Anonmare Thread stand on this? How many variants do we have? Which is your favourite?
>>42720594The normal default anonmare is the best, I'd think any other variant would not be worth it for trying to win miss /mlp/
>>42720594>>42721261Yeah, just stick with a fat idiot weirdo trying to make it in a big pony world
>>42716716"Anon, I said do me in Blender! Not like this!"
>>42719562refine her hooves!
>>42721379indeed and it's perfect.
>>42719029Sweetie Belle, no!
>>42723273shit explosion
>>42692424God, that's so cute, I couldn't say no to them.
>>42721261>>42721379Nobody else nominated other Anonmares... image limit reached, it's over... Princess Anonmare or bust.Her chances of winning are probably 0, but let's see how far she gets.
>>42723538you bonehead, I directly endorsed classic anonmare, and so did the other guy
>>42723754We probably should have discussed this before nominations started... I wasn't thinking about it earlier, now my fucking spaghetti is all over the place. RIP
>>42723778BLUNDERER
>>42724366princess anonmare is doing great
Princess Anonmare isn't in for sure yet, go vote for her if you feel like it. Even just getting into the first round would be a win in my books. Gotta aim low, right?There's a chance she'll just get fucked over as a rejected alternate to Anonfilly, too...>>42724236
>>42724436I voted, hoping for the best for Princess Anonmare.
>>42724366What would the nuggies in Equestria would be made of? Hay? Would Anonmare still eat it even if it's not the same as before?
>>42725205I'd make them out of breadcrumbed or battered halloumi/grilling cheese. I've made stuff like that before and it's a surprisingly good alternative to chicken. I imagine Anonmare being very happy with them.
>>42724912She got my vote. I swear if she gets bumped out because of the variants vote I'll be pissed
>>42716716save the anonmare from the blender!
>Anonmare was once an Anonfilly>Twilight brought an Anon from earth and trapped him inside a 8 year old green filly body>Twily said it wasn't pedophilia, because she was 32 years old>Anonmare was raped countless times by Twily in her childhood>Her pussy was completely destroyed and no stallion wanted her because of that>She developed chronic pain in the ass from the buttplugs Twily made her wear in her tiny filly ponut
>>42726163Damn, Twilight Sparkle is going in hard.
>>42725495Same here Anon, but if that happens... that's just the anonmare life. We'll find out soon.
>>42727775It'll happen no matter what. The ones rigging miss /mlp/ every time it's run have an autistic fixation on making sure only canon characters can win and will rig it if they think a different canon character should win than who is currently winning. OCs are treated the same as noname NASCAR racers and enhancement talent in wrestling promos: included to pad numbers but expected to job out and lose early on.
>>42727816Way too close for my liking. Dunno if she got into the top 256 though the list cuts off.
LET'S GO ANONMARE! I don't care if she gets taken out in round one, we did it! We're participating!
>>42728214NICE! I'll be voting for her and hope we get through it all!
>>42728214Looks like Sea Swirl is her first opponent. I think she's got this
>>42728704Could be tough, Sea Swirl is a nice mare, but it's not impossible. She got twice as many votes going in, but anything could happen I guess. Here's hoping.
Princess Anonmare?
>>42729141what is she the princess of?>inb4 failure and suffering
>>42729184Failure and suff-wait
>>42729184That Anonmare is the princess of being a smug little faggot. Not like the true divine Anonmare. In the last thread the anon who wrote Princess Viridian declared her the princess of>will? growth? you forgetAnother anon declared her>princess of autismIt's up for discussion. Being a dramatic bastard I'd go for something like>princess of unshackled destinyor>princess of precarious balance and harmonyor>princess of undecided fateor>princess of rebirthI think Prince Anon from the anonstallion thread already has nature stuff covered, I haven't read into their lore much but one of their artists is making a cool stained glass window.And then there's the other alicorn anonmare see pic related she's the one levitating the nuggie >>42724366Very different from the pure and enigmatic >>42697933
Also, polling has begun, good luck Anonmare. It would be a bonus if we made it into any of the mini-brackets too.>>42729113
>>42729522Behold, the man who worships himself. Fool, or Archon? There is no knowable answer.
>>42729522Princess of Autismfor she has brought it onto Equestria as it's origin.
