Realistically speaking, what would happen if I went up to Bon Bon and whispered "I know what you are" in her ear?
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>>42723591She would rape you
>>42723591Your pelvis would be ground to dust through vicious raping.
>>42723593>Haya-ACK
>>42723593>those bitsnice anon
>>42723591>"You're not going to tell it to anypony, slut.">"Do you like it? Do you like getting your hips broken as I bounce on you like this?">"You should have known better about what to do with such information.">"Hope you enjoy raising the unwanted foal. You bucking monkey slut."
>>42723678>>>/trash/
>>42723684I'm not going to that furfag shithole. >:^(
>>42723591oink oink
>Anon how did you find out agent sweetie drops' identity? Be honest with me now or I will have to punish you for stealing secret information.
>>42723591Death. She would inform her organization and you'd be hit. They can't just have people knowing who their agents are.
>>42723712You have her running around in a full suit and tie WITH shady sunglasses.It kinda sticks out in pastel naked horse world. Especially when she follows me around all day.
>>42723591pretty mare ( violation )
>>42723593>you get kicked 40 feet in the air
>>42723678I want to be held legally responsible for raising BonBons rape foal since Equestria courts deem fatherhood mandatory but motherhood worthless
>>42723678She wouldn't say or do any of that
>>42723591She would kill you.
>>42723591You would be taken to Guantanamare Bay and waterboarded.
>>42723804Also blackmail material. How could anypony take you seriously when you're raising your foal from a one night stand? You're just talking mad shit about an honest confectioner you've impregnated and then tried to run away from.
>>42723724unf, she's so hot
>>42723591Bon Bon is spy who works for Equestrian Security Agency, she is now legally required to kill you.
>>42723591>"I know what you are.">"Beautiful."and then she says "Thank you!" and trots away.
Bump
>>42723591>So you know Lyra and I are in an open relationship and 'looking'?>...Took you long enough.
>>42724115Anon made the mistake of flattery and niceness. This is why he got rejected.
>>42723591she would cum instantly
>>42723591She would incapacitate you and then interrogate you to find out how you learned about her secret identity. For a degenerate like you, she could use torture or >rape but you WOULD spill the beans eventuallyDepending on your answers she would have to eliminate you or somehow ensure you keep your mouth shut.Either way it's about damage control. They cannot have a compromised agent.
>>42723591Everybody knows: she's a confectioner. There are no glowniggers in Equestria because glowniggery is inherently evil. And if there are, I'm morally obliged to kill them all lest they ruin everything.
>>42723712Uhhhh twilight?
>>42725444>cuckpostingkill yourself