>>42750997
Cute

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Not Halloween per se, but I felt like genning Luna for the occasion.

>>42751039
Nice! I like her.

>>42751039
She's got an amazing body.

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Witchiosa 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>42751939
She's beautiful!
Happy Halloween/Nightmare Night, Anon!

>>42751939
Gallery?

Requesting a show-accurate full frontal nude drawing of Sour Sweet based on
https://files.catbox.moe/xqv6dq.png

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My wife (left) is very pretty!

>>42752387
she is such a cutie

>>42752387
Both of them are cute and are for protect and care

test

>>42751896
I like where this is going

I'm so glad that someone took on the nude edit request. Anyway, this is an anchor post for the editor.
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https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2025/9/2/3669169.jpg
May I have a nude edit with visible nipples and pussy?

>>42753651
Can’t run away from them in sand

>>42751939
Nice

>>42753389
What I’d give to rub sunscreen all over her

>>42756053
Cute

Anchor for the anon coloring the bottomless humanized Fluttershy.
__________

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/3/23/1992885.png
(NSFW, obviously)

Requesting that this sketch of bottomless humanized Fluttershy is colored. Be sure to expose her genitals.

Reference for color and painting style (also NSFW):
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/6/1/338611.jpg

And this is how the original artist would draw female genitals in the similar pose and from the similar angle. (WARNING: NSFW, anthro and hyper)
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/2/3/1952001.png
__________

Or, if you want to finish it yourself, here is the incomplete painting (it too is NSFW):
https://files.catbox.moe/oepn57.png

>>42757151
Cute

>>42755071
What’s her name

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still searching for my lost media white whale - the other panels from this random HH thread drawanon comic

>>42757981
I remember this one drawn all the way at a point I think. I don’t remember when.

Requesting nude edit of either of the following images by Centinel303/Tana. No full nude edit is neccesary; you can just expose the nipples and vulva, at least.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2025/8/24/3664104.png
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2025/8/24/3664113.png
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2025/4/14/3586711.png

References for nipples and vulva (especially how they are colored on Technicolor skins):
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6466351
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6466353
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6799311
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6799313
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6896231
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6896233
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6944709
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/3268360
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/3268361
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6238624
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6987413

Mega link fixed when?

https://mega.nz/folder/FiYghIrT#VLkpz-Ta2dT8A0ixAjvoYQ

>>42751891
>>42751899
Lovely thighs

>>42754197
They can’t chase either

>>42753834
There's a edit thread now.

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>>42753834
https://catbox.moe/c/47oadz

>>42761061
>titslip variants
Based

>>42761061
Nice!

>>42753651
I want to impregnate them all. One for each day of the week.

>>42762519
Royal Milk

>>42758129
You’re probably thinking of something else.

>>42761061
OR here. Thank you very much for your delivery. I had no idea you could pull so many variants out of one picture, and I appreciate your dedication.

any ideas for a drawing?

>>42763059
Apple Family Thanksgiving.

>>42755724
That’s a mood

>>42761061
Any chance of getting this posted elsewher? I can't get to my pc for another month, and catbox doesn't work on mobile.

>>42763810
May I suggest writing it down?

>>42763810
Try lunapic if you’re on mobile, that site usually lets you view images from catbox.

>>42763059
sunset shimmer being cute, any means is fine

>>42762519
Could someone expose her breasts with visible nipples?

>>42765826
i draw that all the time

>>42765968
Draw human Fluttershy beating up the grizzly bear.

>>42764124
>>42764813
Thanks for the input, I'll look into lunapic.

>>42766805
Scratch that. Lunapic won't work. I'll just wait until I can set my computer back up.

>>42763059
If you can draw a show-accurate nude, I'd like to recommend >>42752360.

>>42767235
i draw like so >>42763551. not quite show style.

>>42767287
Okay, since I'm looking for the show-accurate style, I'll be waiting for someone else to take on the particular request. Instead, can you draw fully naked Shadowbolts sunbathing in a nude beach?

>>42767308
like a whole group of them?

>>42767351
Yes.

>>42767383
that's a lot of effort for a random request. two or three max is what id do, if ever.

>>42767393
Alright, some of your favorite Shadowbolts, please.

>>42763059
I'll beat the jittery anon and request Glori "the camp lady", jittery, nervous, unbalanced, and can't wait to "do it", I'm sure you'll deliver p.e.a.k.

How to be Dense continues!

>Sunset noticed that Anonymous was starting to get hard as they exited the hallway.
>She went forward far enough to let others exit cleanly, then turned and grabbed Anonymous and pressed her front into him and said breathily "That was a lot of fun Anon."
Now he had a nickname? No! That wasn't the important thing here! But it was hard to collect his thoughts. So he just stammered "Uh, umm, I don't.."
>Sunset smiled and continued for him "You don't want it to end? Oh I was worried you weren't going to ask!"
His stammer was going into rapid-fire! "Um, um, um, um,"
>Sunset kept up the momentum with "Now we can go to your place or we can go to mine. But I should tell you first.."
>Sunset leaned in to speak into his ear and informed him "My parents aren't home!"
>Then she pulled her head back to face him and looked him in the eye as she informed him "You could stay as long as you like!"
>"You could stay."
>"All."
>"Night."
>"Long!"
>Sunset knew she had this in the bag! Oh she was going to enjoy herself thoroughly!
Suddenly Anonymous exclaimed "Wait, wait, wait!"
>Sunset pouted and said "You weren't waiting in the hallway. You got me ALL worked up and now I need your help to finish what you started."
Anonymous finally rediscovered the ability to form a sentence and blurted "While I am VERY confused about what's happening, I do know that it only happened because Rainbow kept pinching my butt! I was reacting to that! I had no plan or intention that wasn't simple cause and effect from that!"
>Sunset wasn't ready to give up THAT easily! "Well that's a little disappointing, but I'd still like you to come over Anon. I can explain everything so you're not confused anymore. I'm sure you'd have fun too!" She said as she gave him a leering smile.
But Anonymous had found his resolve and asserted "Look, you're a very nice girl and sure, maybe I started referring to you as 'My Queen' inside my head. But we have only known each other for two days! And honestly I was nowhere NEAR prepared for what's happening here right now. In fact ALL of you girls have been REALLY nice! But you seem to be expecting things I don't understand from me? Could we maybe just calm it down a touch? Give me more of a chance to get my bearings? Is that ok?"

>>42767545
>Sunset quickly reviewed her options. She wasn't getting him to get naked with her tonight but he was still willing to talk to them! Their little manwhore-to-be was going to need to be trained up.
Sunset said "'My Queen' huh? I guess I'll have to be satisfied with that for now. But you need to learn you can't play games with girls like that all the time."
"Games?!?" Anonymous spluttered. "Games have rules that are agreed upon by every player in advance. So I don't think it's accurate to say I was playing games when I have no clue about the rules."
>Sunset purred "So my King likes rules does he? I think we can work with that. What do you say girls?"
>The other girls nodded in affirmation
>Sunset said "Thank you. Now one of the rules a King needs to follow is he can't send mixed signals."
Anonymous was confused as he expressed "What mixed signals have I sent my Queen?"
>Sunset looked entirely innocent as she stated "Well just this morning you THANKED Rainbow for grabbing your ass. We all heard you. But now you seem to be complaining about it. That's going to confuse her."
>Rainbow said "Yeah." And grabbed his ass. "I need to know if this is okay or not."
Anonymous paused and said "I guess I don't hate it, but I have to request a condition from all of you on this."
>Several eyebrows furrowed in discontent but Sunset calmly asked "What's the condition?"
"I need warning. Or stated another way I don't want to be caught completely by surprise." Anonymous said.
>The eyebrows eased up a bit and Sunset declared "Interesting. Why don't you want to be caught by surprise my King?"
Anonymous looked down and softly said "Because I don't trust my fight-or-flight reflex. It goes to fight to often and you girls have been really nice. I'd hate myself if I hurt you."
>The eyebrows relented completely at this confession. There was nothing wrong with him being protective of them.
>Sunset smiled and said "Thank you my King. That was a VERY clear signal. You learn quickly! Does anyone have an issue with that condition?"
>Of course no one did.
>Then Sunset added "Now there's just the matter of the penalty for sending Rainbow that mixed signal."

>>42767548
Anonymous looked at Sunset in surprise and shock "P-p-penalty my Queen?"
>Sunset was still smiling when she expressed "Of course a penalty my King. Rules without consequences are hardly worth following after all. Doesn't that make sense?"
"I have to admit that makes good sense." Anonymous said as he resigned himself. "So what kind of penalty did you have in mind?"
>Sunset said "Hmm. I think that every time you complain about Rainbow touching your butt, the rest of us get a free grab. What do you girls say? Is that a fair penalty?"
>A chorus of happy "YEAH!" was heard.
>Rainbow backed off so the other girls could take their turn on him as Sunset continued to hold him. Finally Sunset grabbed both his cheeks and thrust him into her.
>Sunset then asked "You sure you don't wanna come over?"
Anonymous hesitated before he replied "I'm sorry, but I promised Rarity this morning that I would run some errands tonight. Can't break a promise. It would send the wrong signal."
>Sunset was smiling internally! The game was afoot! And it was her goal to see it ended with him in her bed!
>Externally Sunset looked a little disappointed and said "All right. I can let you go since you already made a promise to one of us."
>Applejack said "For me, I think it's a attractive quality when a man values keeping his promises. If he values his word to others, chances are better he'll value his word to you! Makes him more desirable."
>Rarity said "Oh I HAVE to agree with you there darling!"
Anonymous is sensing their excitement growing and getting nervous as a result. "Um we've been out here awhile. I think we should hit the locker rooms before they close? Then I need to do a lot of thinking on all the informative stuff you ladies told me today."
>Twilight said "Translation. He's had his fill of excitement today and he's getting squirrelly. Much as I want to keep playing with him, we should let him go before something breaks."
>Suddenly Fluttershy signaled for attention and said "Anon thank you for hanging out with us today. It was a lot of fun."
Anonymous was guessing he officially had a new nickname and said "Thank you Fluttershy. Despite some of the craziness, I had fun too. Goodbye everyone!" And he went into the boys locker room.
>Then school was over and I went home and ran the errands as I had promised.
>Re-planned my morning routine and adjusted my alarm and then it was a normal night.
>Just another normal night.
>Alone.

>>42767551
>Man, those girls were nice. But why did they have to be that INTENSE?
>It was like they were operating at a speed he wasn't used to.
>Not like he had never been intense himself..
>But he'd had to pull back from that.
>He'd had to slow down so he could reassess how he intereacted with,.. well, the rest of the world really.
>Speaking of assessing, what was happening at that school?
>That was becoming a worthwhile question even after only two days.
>Starting with, but not limited to, the girls.
>Those seven girls.
>Every class he had had most of them in it.
>In and of itself not very interesting.
>But they were always assigned seating around him.
>THAT was a bit odd, but hardly a headline.
>The teachers seemed to let them disrupt class for their whims.
>That definitely wasn't standard!
>Were we even supervised in that weight room?
>I honestly wasn't sure on that one.
>It also seemed like he wasn't allowed to interact with ANY other students for more than about 5 seconds.
>Well not the girls anyway.
>But the other boys were occupied by girls too!
>How in the hell were there SEVEN girls around him anyway?
>That part was hard to parse.
>He hadn't gone out of his way to even interact with them.
>In a more normal scenario, even with the gender disparity he should have attracted only 1 or 2 admirers.
>And unless they were wicked smart like Senpai or my Queen, he could have easily dodged a couple of girls.
>But it was like those seven had come prepared to claim HIM in particular!
>And in what world did THAT make sense?
>By that logic, FLUTTERSHY of all folks, was hunting him!
>That logic would also have the seven hunting him as a PACK.

>>42767555
>Humans didn't normally behave like that but the gender disparity had to be considered.
>But he had to admit that pack hunting explained some of their behavior today.
>They were clearly supporting each other even if only one of them benefitted from it.
>Like a polished team.
>My Queen had only relented on bringing me back to her place when it conflicted with something he had promised another of the girls.
>He had caught them with crossed signals.
>He doubted that would easily happen again.
>Eventually he would need to decide if he was going to completely refuse them or not.
>But he needed more time for that decision.
>There were other weird things happening at that school too.
>Why were a trio of experienced fighters patrolling the halls with the faculty's blessing?
>Their obsession with singing was worth noting at the very least as well.
>They had also mentioned defending against "interlopers".
>Why was that in the mission statement?
>Why would students even get THAT assignment?
>Normally that was call-the-cops territory!
>Then there was the maintenance closet with the original sign crossed out and another sign saying "Rape Cafe #1" placed on the door?
>How in the hell was that sign up for over a day?
>And did "#1" imply there were others?
>He didn't have enough information to answer ANY of those questions.
>Time passed and soon enough he was at school again.
>The three girls by the maintenance closet are clustered together and chatting.
>When they see me they smile and their chatting becomes more animated.
>Whatever. I ignore them again and continue on to class.
>When I get to class, the girls are hugging each other.
>I wait for Rarity to be available and ask her to join me in the back of the class.
>When we get there she asks "What is it darling?"
"I did what you asked, but I wanted to check. Can you tell me if I smell okay please?" I asked quietly.
>Rarity gave a reassuring smile and breathed out an "Of course darling. I need to get in close though."

>>42767559
>I nodded and assumed an 'at ease' stance I had seen military folks do. Feet to about shoulder width and hands behind my back.
>Rarity got in close enough to press her breasts against me and then stood on her tiptoes so she could sniff at my neck.
>I was keenly aware of her breasts gliding across my tee shirt.
>Apparently she was wearing a jeweled bra again today because there were two incredibly hard points on her breast tips.
>She sniffed at my neck for about 20 seconds.
>Then she went back to a normal stance and said "You did fine darling. I must admit I'm rather pleased you took such an immediate interest in this."
Anonymous stated "I may not be the most social of folks, but even I know girls are sensitive about smells. I'd hate it if you all ran away from me because I had an odor."
>Rarity's eyes widened as she informed me "Oh my! Darling please let me reassure you running away was NEVER mentioned! Please don't ever think it's being considered!"
"Thank you." I said. "It's good to hear that."
Rarity composed herself and said "Of course darling. Now are you ready for tomorrow's step?"
It was my turn to be surprised. "There's more?" I asked.
>Rarity got a wicked smile as she said "Oh yes darling. But it's quite simple. Merely put two dabs of cologne below your beltline from now on."
I was a bit confused but also knew I needed to get ahead of this at the same time. "Okay. You're the expert after all. But please tell me you'll take my word I did it?"
>Rarity gave me a fake pout and said "Oh very well. For now I suppose that will have to do."
"Thank you." I said. "The trust is appreciated."
>After that it was on to hugs again.
>It pretty much went the way it did yesterday, except I was much less stiff.
>First Pinkie, then my Queen.
>Rainbow smacked and grabbed my butt again and expected me to thank her.
>Then Applejack.
>Senpai was standing on my desk chair again. And I helped her down after she basically molested my face with her chest. Again.
>Fluttershy wanted me to ask for permission to give her a hug. Couldn't see any harm in that.
>And Rarity stood on her tiptoes and pressed her jeweled bra into me again.
>And then Anonymous sat down at his desk thinking class would finally start.
>Nope!
.

>>42767563
>Senpai was walking towards you with a smile and all the other girls had an air of anticipation about what was about to happen.
>Twilight got up to his desk and started casually with "Hey kohai. I was hoping you could help me with some research on literature?"
I replied innocently with "Oh I like reading. What did you have in mind senpai?"
>Senpai said "First, could I ask you to look at the ceiling for a moment?"
Here comes the weirdness I thought as I said "Okay." and did as she asked.
>She sat down in my LAP at my DESK!
>Any other 9th grade classroom in the entire COUNTRY and the teacher would object!
>But not this one!
>Wait. Why am *I* objecting?
>A pretty girl just sat her lady bits directly on top of my boy bits!
>Senpai then said "Ok you can look now. Sorry but I didn't want you to see the color of my panties." as if this was something completely natural.

>>42767564
How to be Dense continues!
This time we get to see Anonymous escape by the skin of his teeth as Sunset begins to relish their mental game!
Then we settle in for a relaxed recap of all the noted weirdness so far
And Twilight is starting her play!

Next week we see how Twilight's efforts go.
And also one of every guy's nightmares!
In next Tuesday's update of
How to be Dense!

>>42767593
Can’t wait to see it

>>42766840
Damn I thought that would work

>>42764508
She looks so soft

>>42751939
I want her to miscast so bad.
>>42763059
Your favorite.

>>42768783
It just kept telling me to use a screenshot tool.

>>42768341
Lovely Lovebutt

>>42769354
i draw sunset a lot, so i was looking for different

>>42769902
Maybe draw flim and flam chasing after someone down a dirt road trying to sell something to someone. It’s something different.

>>42769902
It doesn't have to be lewd?

>>42770022
i dont draw lewds much

>>42770031
That's good.
Were you the artist who posted some Elder Scrolls? Do they have magical planet monsters?

PLANT.*
My bad.

>>42770039
yeah, im the guy who did some tes stuff recently. as for planet monsters, thats a weird question cus the planets arent 'planets' as much as theyre the divines themselves.
>>42770043
spriggans count i guess, and fauns, or forest wraiths.

>>42770048
Can you do Gloriosa as one of those?

>>42763121
Seconding this one, or maybe just Applejack hunting a turkey for the purpose of cooking it for Thanksgiving.

>>42770051
while jittery, nervous, ready and willing? i was thinking a lot about that cus itd be a good time to practice my body language

>>42770102
I was thinking a cosplay if you don't want to do nsfw.
Yes.

>>42770073
>>42770014
>>42765984
I guess someone else can do these one day then.

>>42770338
the fluttershy fighting a grizzly interested me too desu. i havent drawn anything action-y in a long time. i dont want it to be the case that i forgot how to draw something action-y.

>>42765526
Ah yes, that artist.

>>42770527
Look at her stuffing all those goods inside that tunic

Anchor for the full nude edit of two different Cogbrony pics.

Here are what I've been requesting, by the way.

1. Remove the top from Wallflower blush.
https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2021/4/21/2432984.png

2. And merge the following images to remove all clothings and cowprint from both Sci-Twi and Fluttershy.
https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2021/4/10/2342648.png
https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2021/4/10/2342650.png

As always, if you need references for the way the artist draws nipples, switch your booru filter to either "Maximum Spoilers", "18+ R34", "Everything" or similar, and search for:
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artist:thebrokencog, -edit, sideboob, nipples

>>42770338
In draw not-so-anonymous' defense we're in a thread literally called fingerbang

>>42770788
>we're in a thread literally called fingerbang
…meaning what?
There've been non lewd greens here, non lewd art isn’t any less possible.

>>42767593
Fun stuff

>>42771812
Is that a beanie or a bandana?

>>42770766
See >>42748327

>>42770888
Good point.

So I have what's perhaps a silly question and this is the best place to ask.
Obviously we have CHS and Crystal Prep as 2 known high schools within Canterlot.
Are there any other known high schools? Or am I free to make up some of my own for later parts of How to be Dense?

>>42773527
I think three more exist but I'm no sure if they have canon names.

>>42773527
What do you need more for?

>>42773941
>What do you need more for?
A fair question! Thus far what's been posted in How to be Dense has focused on the clean sitcom styled harem setup. It doesn't help that I've been ending each post on a strong comedy line.
https://ponepaste.org/11423
But I have also been foreshadowing darker stuff happening in the background and it's going to have to do with other high schools in the Canterlot area.
This is one of the joys of writing this story. Stuff will happen that seems to come out of left field, but upon rereading you will discover I've BEEN talking about it in plain sight. It just gets overshadowed by the sex and comedy and the assumption that all there is to the story IS sex and comedy.
I mean that IS a big part of the story too. Anon WILL get a harem and he WILL have sex with each one at least once.
And the story will keep going.
Or to put it in advertising blurb form

CHS has problems!
Other schools in the area have not-very-friendly rivalries going.
And CHS has been losing badly!
After this year they will lose their only effective defense.
And somehow, for some weird reason,...
Their only hope is for Anonymous to get laid.
To bad he's convinced girls don't like sex.

>>42767039
The two fangholes in the apple is great

>>42772195
Cutie.

>>42774014
Is Anon going to get laid at the other schools?

>>42774014
I have always felt CPA more than enough for everything both exaggerated and opposite to CHS.

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>>42773527
only other institution they've somewhat mentioned is "Everton Independent Study Program" in Friendship games(Unless something was casually thrown out in one of the COYA webisodes) and that isn't so much as another school but you could use it as another if you really want another school. or you could just use another random town like "Appleoosa High" or something

>>42775897
I like "Appeloosa High".

>>42775897
>EISP
Why?
>>42776165
I don't see why.

>>42776238
What names would you like them to be?

Thank you everyone for your replies!
>>42775481
I had an idea for an epilogue where yes, he does have sex at another high school, and there a good chance readers will cheer him on!
>>42775787
Nothing wrong with CPA, my idea just needed more players to give Anon more room to work. (Basically I want an eight way fight.)
>>42775897
I had forgotten Everton, and they definitely would have a location. All right! Everton is IN!
I also like Appleoosa High! That's going in too.

Thank you again everyone!

Everton sounds like an institute.

>>42777021
True. I like it.

>>42776978
Aww I love her holding her plushie self

>>42776644
Sounds neat

>>42772102
Beandana

>>42776567
Something silly.

>>42761061
Amazing

>>42778878
Apparently, there is a nude version, but it is yet to be imported to the Kemono website. If someone can update the artist's page, it will be highly appreciated.

https://www.patreon.com/kgfantasy
https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/564201
$10 (Tier 2) will do.

>>42779563
I get that you don't want to pay 10 extra bucks for one image of fanart porn, but we don't wanna do that either.

>>42750993
Is it just me or is the story list link dead?

>>42779845
It's been dead for a while. We've had people slowly going through desu collecting links to use for a new story list that isn't dead but it's incomplete still afaik

>>42779563
Ah yes, another artist with a permanent paywall.

>>42780304
I can see her sleeping in this

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>>42780559
Or this

>>42780781
When possible you don't sleep in a bra nor on your belly.

>>42780825
Why not? What happens?

>>42781159
Can't answer about belly, but bras restrict breathing.
Plus bras are basically meant to offer support when in an upright position and most folks won't choose to sleep upright.
So it's a double whammy of uncomfortable because folks LIKE to breathe and a lack of actual benefit.

>>42781664
Oh okay I see what you mean

>>42781452
I just want to roam my hands all over her

>>42780825
She probably sleeps on her side
With her tits squishing together between her arms
Could be wearing anything at that point as long as it is revealing around the chest area
No going wrong there

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>>42781452
>>42781961
AH96 is the goat of making lewd pics like these.

>>42782680
Beautiful

>>42782680
>>42782758
These outfits do things to me.

>>42783572
Nice and Unf. Love me rarity with body paint on her.

>>42783307
Cute

>>42782365
What a nice image to imagine

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Everyday is Halloween, if you want it.

>>42785663
Amen to that.

>>42776644
>(Basically I want an eight way fight.)

Are you going for the 'Anchorman' route where girls from 8 different schools are gonna fight over Anon or something?

>>42786020
eight schools is a lot

>>42785663
As long as I get to be between thighs like that I wouldn’t mind

Warning: NSFW
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/trash/image/1646/86/1646868162196.png

Could someone remove the remaining parts of clothing off this humanized Rarity, and apply some gravity to her breasts? The zero-gravity boobs are weird as fuck, you know.

But if redrawing the breasts is out of your capacity, or if you are busy right now, you can just remove that part first. Boobs with correct physics can wait, I guess.

>>42786020
No. Anon is loyal.
Once we get to Thursday in the story, things will start to take more shape. But the fight was underway before Anon entered the picture.
>>42786132
Is it? I'm honestly just trying to make a good guess. Now the school district I went to had 13 high schools, but it's the largest in California. So eight seemed reasonable to me. In Friendship Games, Canterlot is depicted as a city. Eight schools doesn't seem outlandish to me when most will be public with a couple private schools in the mix.

In completely unrelated news, I now have a third coworker reading How to be Dense.

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>>42786665
That is a lot even for California so that's San Francisco or Los Angeles proper. I only say this because I am from the Bay Area and my district only had 4 High Schools and one of them is private and not part of our district.

Really it's no big issue and sorry if I'm making it one. it's your story so you can make Canterlot a major metropolis regardless but at that point I'd say play around with names like 'Flash Magnus Memorial High" or something. I only say that because of 'Appleloosa High" to me would be one that is like farmland and 2 hours outside the city.

Again, that's just me and my autism.

>>42786692
Would you believe it's actually in the Sacramento County area? (San Juan School District)
Honestly I'm just glad folks are interested. :)

I'm going with eight because it 'feels' right for the size of the conflict I want.
Figuring with four or less intel gathering would be to simple and everyone would more or less know everyone's business.
Six and folks are a lot less sure of what folks are entirely up to unless they focus on one and pay less attention elsewhere.
Eight and a lot of folks will just dig in and defend and hope their defenses don't get to worn down to function. But that's not a strategy to win.

>>42782680
>>42782758
Nice

>>42770048
Were they in Oblivion?

>>42787045
morrowind and skyrim had spriggans. forest wraiths are eso. fauns are probably daggerfall.

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>>42767421
not exactly what you asked for, im still testing some things for that, but i did do this in the mean time

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>>42767421
and some proof of my commitment thus far

>>42787086
>>42787126
Woah nice

>>42780559
Hotter if she sleeps nude

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>>42787811
EQG Stream this sunday!
We'll be playing SRB2 Kart and Gartic Phone
>Countdown
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/8611823/eqg-stream
There will also be some stuff on Saturday night, including some long videos and UT2004, here the countdown for that:
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/8612143/eqg-stream-pre-party

>>42767421
>>42770102
What the fuck does that mean.

>>42787921
Glimmer’s attire makes me feel funny here.

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>>42787086
Very cute shim

>>42780781
UNF

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Look, hands down, my wife is best girl. Prove me wrong fellas.

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>>42788906
>when she sees your dick

>>42788102
it took me a bit to understand it, but he wants Gloriosa all jittery, nervous, unbalanced, cus she cant wait for for the sexo

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>>42788950
You have no idea! I want to kiss and tell so badly but I'd feel bad if I did. Pinkie is just so awesome! She is pure bliss! She is my everything!!

>>42788950
Me when I see ponka

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>>42789160
Funny enough, I met a girl in high school that could've passed for a human ponk. She had poofy blonde hair, a bubbly personality, and would sing/skip/playfully march in public when going from class to class and I should've dated her when I had the chance.

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>>42789364
I do not blame you. In fact, I had hoped that someone in the world there were women, or just people in general that were like her. I'm glad that seems to be the case and I hope they can spread joy like Pinkie does.

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I don't know why, but Pinkie Pie just seems so much more... Pinkie Pie in EqG more than in the show sometimes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPdkC_nji8c

>>42786764
Got an outright nude version?

>>42789579
There might be one on derpibooru

>>42789788
Huh? You're right!
https://derpibooru.org/images/1913735

>Senpai was walking towards you with a smile and all the other girls had an air of anticipation about what was about to happen.
>Twilight got up to his desk and started casually with "Hey kohai. I was hoping you could help me with some research on literature?"
I replied innocently with "Oh I like reading. What did you have in mind senpai?"
>Senpai said "First, could I ask you to look at the ceiling for a moment?"
Here comes the weirdness I thought as I said "Okay." and did as she asked.
>She sat down in my LAP at my DESK!
>Any other 9th grade classroom in the entire COUNTRY and the teacher would object!
>But not this one!
>Wait. Why am *I* objecting?
>A pretty girl just sat her lady bits directly on top of my boy bits!
>Senpai then said "Ok you can look now. Sorry but I didn't want you to see the color of my panties." as if this was something completely natural.
She was trying to lead my conversation options, so I said something outside of her expectations. "First, please allow me to compliment you on the excellent use of your smaller frame. I didn't know you could seat two people at a school desk like this."
>She blinked twice in surprise and said "Thank you."
"Next we go to the predicted question of 'why would the color matter senpai?'" I asked.
>I would play along, but there was nothing wrong with letting her knew I understood her plan thus far.
>She responded smoothly "Oh color can be VERY important. Aside from personal feelings, our culture would consider red or black to be sexy as an example. Conversely, white is seen as pure and innocent."
"I see, I see." I intoned "Now about that research you mentioned?"
>Trying not to show disappointment that I didn't ask more questions about her panties, she shared "Basically I wanted to monitor you up close as you read the marked passages in this book."
>The book in question was an unmarked paperback with the outside cover deliberately covered in sharpie.
>I read the marked passages inside.
>Senpai eagerly asked me "What did you think?"
I sighed and said "The kindest thing I can say is that this was not written for boys my age."
>Senpai fidgeted a bit and asked "So no reaction at all? Okay then can you help me understand what similar material written for boys your age would look like?"

>>42789935
"Easily." I stated. "But I don't think you're gonna like the answer."
>Senpai looked me dead in the eye and replied "Researchers follow the truth where ever it goes."
Anonymous held up his hands in surrender and said "Fine. The answer is porn. Hardcore porn."
>Senpai said "I suppose that tracks."
>Suddenly Rainbow broke in with "Twilight, if he's giving you all the reaction of a Ken doll and able to think about porn, it's because he used it this morning."
>Twilight casually replied "Oh that tracks.. wait!"
"Are you about to tell me your panties are the color edible or nonexistent?"
>Twilight was looking upset and said "No! I'm about to tell you that.."
>Then she paused and looked thoughtful "Actually those are some REALLY good answers..
>Sunset chimed in "Yeah I gotta give him credit on those."
>Twilight then refocused her irritation on me and declared "But I'm still upset!
>Seven pairs of eyes were ALL glaring at me!
"Okay" I said calmly. "Can you help me to understand why you're upset? All I've done is let you sit where you please and answer your questions."
>Twilight Informed me "It's not any of those!"
"Well the only other thing we've done is hugs and I'm pretty sure you're not upset at that."
>Senpai was getting heated "Yeah I'm upset at what you did before that!"
"And I don't understand how that's even possible." I said. "I'm asking in plain language. What have I done to upset you? I can't change it if you don't tell me."
>This did NOT improve the girls mood!
>Sunset saw that Twilight was about to explode at Anonymous and intervened. "Twilight you're getting to upset. It's time to take a step back so we can figure out how to explain this to him when our heads are cooler."
>Twilight paused and took a deep breath and said to Sunset "That's probably a good idea."
>Then Senpai said to me "Excuse me kohai. Could you please look at the ceiling again?"
"Sure thing." I said as I looked up and she got up.
>Senpai then said "Thank you kohai. You can look around now. Thank you."
"You're welcome." Anonymous said.
>And the girls gave him the cold shoulder for the rest of the class.

>>42789939
>The girls gathered at their usual table at lunch.
>Their spirits were low.
>They had started out with great hopes to get closer to seducing Anonymous.
>But he had innocently thrown them a curve ball and they had reacted badly.
>The problem was he was masturbating to much at home and it had left them unable to get the desired 'rise' out of him.
>So their attempts to progress in seduction were at a standstill which caused them quite some frustration.
>Finally Applejack spoke up "I think I have an idea. I can modify my gambit for tomorrow solve our issue for a time. Here's what I've got in mind..."
>The girls listened and helped to refine the idea and started smiling again.
>Suddenly Sunset realized something was missing. "Shit! He isn't here again! I'm going to call Adagio before she sends me another annoyed text."

>Adagio was thinking she was going to have to send Sunset another annoyed text.
>She needed to get her boy under control!
>They had found Anonymous in another hallway on the third floor.
>Adagio let a little frustration into her voice when she articulated "Hello Anonymous. What is the problem THIS time?"
Anonymous responded with "Oh great. You're mad at me too."
>That set Adagio back a bit. "I wouldn't say we're mad, but for reasons we can't really go into, we want you in the cafeteria at lunch."
"For my safety." he said.
>Adagio was a bit surprised, but clarified "I didn't say that."
"No you didn't. That phrase is just the go-to to get folks to comply." Anonymous said and then continued. "The fact you didn't confirm it tells me it's not you being on a power trip and there really IS a safety issue."
>Adagio put her fingers on her forehead in frustration and changed the topic. "Anonymous, WHY are your girls mad at you?"
"I don't know." he said. "I asked them point blank in an entirely respectful manner and it only made them more upset! They've all been giving me the cold shoulder ever since."
>Just then Adagio's phone went off. "Sunset!" she said with a hint of frustration. "We're here with your boy Anonymous and I'm putting you on speaker."

>>42789942
>Adagio continued "Now he says he's not in the cafeteria TODAY because you and the girls are MAD at him. Talk to me."
>Through the phone Sunset said "My King, we overreacted. We thought about it and now we understand that from YOUR point of view, you didn't do anything wrong. It's hard to talk about right now but we want to work with you to solve the issue and we understand that's all you wanted."
Anonymous's voice had a slight quaver to it as he answered "Thank you my Queen. Your understanding means a great deal to me. I'll come right over as soon as these ladies are done with me."
>Adagio quickly asked "Sunset, one question. Why did you call me and not him?"
>Sunset did not hesitate in her reply "He doesn't have a phone."
>Adagio said "I see. Thank you. I'm hanging up and he'll be back to you girls shortly."
>Adagio hung up and said "Ok Anonymous. Latest teenage drama solved. Go be with your Queen and the rest.
>Once Anonymous had left, Sonata said "He's getting curious."
>Adagio replied "He has a nose for survival. Which in many ways is good because we NEED him to survive. But yeah, his ability to cut through bullshit is only going to get more annoying and not less."
>"One of the joys of our job." Adagio deadpanned.
>Just then the bell that ended lunch sounded. Anonymous had never gotten to the cafeteria in that short amount of time.

>At the beginning of PE, senpai and the girls approached Anonymous.
>Senpai timidly asked "Kohai, can I talk to you for a minute."
"Of course senpai." I said in a gently encouraging tone.
>Senpai intoned remorsefully "I wanted to apologize to you about nearly losing my temper. You were doing nothing but trying to be understanding and reasonable and you honestly didn't seem to know what our concern was. I'm sorry."
"Please think nothing of it." I said. "I've had my own temper issues and it's among the things I'm trying to work on so I understand how it can escalate things VERY well."
I put out my arms and asked senpai "Would you like a hug?"
>She nodded and came in and actually hugged me. (As opposed to molesting my face with her chest.)

>>42789945
>As we hugged senpai said "Mmm Thank you. You're getting much better at this."
"Only because of you amazing girls." I said. "Without you guys I'd still be very reluctant to touch anyone."
>After we broke the hug senpai asked "Okay, it's time for some honest due diligence. Do you still not know what the issue we're concerned with is?"
The other girls had encircled us as we hugged and I answered "I'm sorry senpai, but I'm still completely in the dark. I also do not like that somehow my ignorance has caused you ladies stress."
>Senpai said "I'm going to need to give you a lot of context to explain then. To start with, we came to school with certain expectations and goals as a group. And you came with completely different expectations. That seems fairly obvious and perfectly normal."
>I nodded, not wanting to talk and somehow get myself in more trouble I didn't understand.
>Senpai continued with "You don't seem like you were expecting to make many friends as an expectation for the school year. And we just kinda barged in and declared that we're changing that. We forced a new reality on you."
>"And you've been really nice about that but you're still adapting on the fly. And today we discovered one of your behaviors, that you likely decided on before school even started, concerned us. So you're quite convinced you're behaving innocently. Whereas we immediately wondered how you could even THINK that was okay."
>"In short, we forgot your preconceptions about school life were different than ours and our reaction was much stronger than it should have been. We aren't to the point yet where we can justify asking you to change this behavior, but is it okay with you if we express our opinion?"
I somehow knew I was in for a shock, but I just smiled and said "Please do."
>Senpai smiled, took a deep breath and stated "We think you're masturbating to much."
"Ah.' was all I could muster.
"While I process this, I'm going to keep my reactions to good manners."
"First, yeah I was never going to guess that so thank you for explaining it to my dumb butt."
"Second, okay talking about this is a bit of a struggle, but you're right in that those habits were formed well before I met you girls."
"Is it really okay for me to talk about this with girls?"
>That got some chuckles and Rarity spoke up and said "Let's just say it's alright to talk about it with US alright?"

>>42789947
"I will blindly accept that and take it at face value. Thank you."
>Later on in class, they were playing a group version of tag.
>The class runs across the field and if they are tagged before they get to the other side then they join the growing number of folks that are 'it'.
>Anonymous has managed to avoid being tagged but is now facing a focused assault from his girls!
>Rainbow has declared that whoever tags him this round gets to touch his butt!
>He leans back and bends his knees to dodge Applejack and Rainbow Dash who cooperated to come at him from both sides at once!
>Then he stands back up and barely has time to leap over a diving Pinkie Pie and start gaining some momentum!
>Rarity charges at him from 2 o'clock but he uses a spin move to get past her!
>Anonymous knows he needs to get up some speed because the long-legged Sunset is coming up on his 6! And Twilight is,.. ok Twilight isn't really a concern this time.
>He's lost track of Fluttershy entirely but how big a threat is she?
>Suddenly a soft voice comes from his left saying "TAG!"
>Having been tagged, Anonymous looks to his left as he slows down to see a smiling Fluttershy. He then returns to offer her a handshake.
>Rainbow reaches them and says "OH no! You are NOT gonna try to get away with a handshake! She gets to touch your butt!"
I protested "I'm not trying to 'get away' with anything. The handshake is only to display good sportsmanship. She won fair and square. Now as to the other thing, once everyone is here, I would like to suggest a better prize. But I need you all to agree first."
>Twilight finally caught up to where our group was.
"First the basic due diligence." I said and then looked Fluttershy in the eyes and asked "Fluttershy, do you actually want to touch my butt?
>"YES!!" came her enthusiastic response.
>The enthusiasm visibly caught Anonymous a bit off guard but he soldiered on as the girls giggled at him.
"Okay. Now without any intention of being mean, would you all agree that Fluttershy had greater odds against winning that contest than most of you?"
>The girls were a bit hesitant to answer until Fluttershy said "Yeah." and then they all felt they could agree.

>>42789954
"And so with the greater odds, is it okay with all of you if I offer her a better prize? I don't want to cause any issues with such good friends."
>The girls agreed immediately this time.
"Thank you ladies! What I want to offer is something I'm going to call 'ladies choice'!"
>Pinkie exclaimed "Oooooh! What's that?"
"I'm thinking 3 things. First she gets to touch my butt however she wants. Second, I'll assume any pose for her she wants that I can reasonably manage. And third, I'll say anything she wants while she's doing it that I think is within reason. Now, would you all agree that is a better prize as I said?"
>They all agreed.
"Now Fluttershy, please take a moment to create the experience you want and let me know when you're ready."
>While Fluttershy was deciding, my Queen said "That was very nicely done my King. In fact I think I have an idea for tomorrow's weight room session based on what you just said."
"But you're not going to tell me until tomorrow right?" I asked while already knowing the answer.
>She just laughed at me.
>Great.
>Well that's tomorrow's problem.
>Fluttershy said "Okay Anon. I'm ready!" with a big smile!
"Yes ma'am." I said "I'm eager to hear what you came up with." with a smile.
>Fluttershy declared "I thought about it and decided I want to keep it simple. I want to hug you like we've done except both my hands are on your butt instead of your back. Is that alright with you?"
"Of course it is Fluttershy." I said while privately surprised she hadn't gone a LOT farther. "I said ladies choice after all. You're a lady and you've told me your choice."
>So we settled into the modified hug and she said "This is really nice."
"Mmm-hmm." I replied.
>Then Fluttershy said "Anon I wanted to ask you something important to me. Is that okay?"
"Of course it is." I said. "Please ask away."
>"Well next Friday is my birthday and I wanted to invite you over." Fluttershy stated.
"Fluttershy, I would be honored to come to your birthday party. What time should I come?"

>>42789957
>With a smile Fluttershy said "Oh around 6 is fine. I'll write down instructions on how to get to my place for you. Oh I should ask about food. Is there anything you're allergic to or don't like?"
"I tend to avoid spicy things. I don't have any known allergies, but please keep onions away from me."
>Fluttershy asked "Now I'm curious. What happens with you and onions?"
I sighed and said "Normally I'd try to avoid admitting it, but onions give me very smelly gas."
>Fluttershy stifled a giggle and said "I understand. Thank you for telling me and thank you for agreeing to help me celebrate my birthday."
"Like I said, I'm really glad you invited me. It's been a long time since I've been to a birthday party."
>Later on after class in the locker room as the girls changed they had a conversation.
>Rainbow was saying "Fluttershy I don't get it! You could have had him do SO much more!"
>Fluttershy responded "And I will. I'm just playing a longer game."
>Sunset perked up at that and asked "What are you planning Fluttershy?"
>Fluttershy suddenly got a very sinister smile on her face and explained. "Oh I thought it was obvious. I just invited him over for a fairly innocent evening while giving him a fairly innocent hug. And my parents are innocently out of town next weekend and I have an innocent bottle of wine to share. And then I can find some innocent way to invite him into my bedroom for even more.. innocence!"

>>42789961
Welcome back everyone!
It's Tuesday and another installment of How to be Dense is here!
Today we have our hero facing a common nightmare for any guy!
His girl(s) are mad at him and won't tell him why!
So today we saw Twilight's results.
Not what she wanted, but she got vital info!
And Fluttershy is making a play too!
But she has to wait on timing!
Coming up next Tuesday on How to be Dense
Applejack makes her play!

Honestly the next 'day' in this story is the longest I've yet written. Might take three entries to get through it all!
It's going to get darker, and suddenly.
The girls also make an important discovery about Anonymous that throws the rest of their plans for the day into disarray.
5-6 characters will be introduced, many with a slight twist.

>>42790116
Lovely curves

>>42789982
Nice update

>>42789982
very nice

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>>42789933
>5 seconds later

>>42790897
Cute and unf

>>42790897
Ponka nutted just from touching a girl!
Though I'm sure Sunset could get just about anyone to nut with her touch alone.

>>42791217
I agree

>>42791217
She probably saw what they’d imagine in the moment that made them nut too

>>42792165
You know, I've always thought stuff like this was funny because if she was hot she wouldn't be invisible, so canotically, she has to be at best, okay looking.

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>>42787921
new thread cuz the last one got slided
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>>42792217
I like to think that she’s hot but her invisibility is supposed to be a curse that makes it no longer matter.

>>42792281
Considering that weirder things have happend, you might not be too far off, anon.

>>42792409
Lets her break the school dress code if she wanted to but she dresses in a sweater anyway

>>42792233
I wonder who’s in that locker?

>>42792833
Goldie’s friend

>>42792409
Maybe someone psychic saw how popular she would have been otherwise.

>>42788102
Someone drinks too much coffee.

>>42793286
>>42793457
>Octavia: "Like this?"
>Anon: "That's it, take it off."

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>>42793979
Lewd

>>42793773
Look at these three cuties

>>42790897
I’d help wipe it off of her

>>42792165
She’s visible to me

>>42790897
>she exploded

>>42793979
The tavi excites me

>>42787126
Yes.

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>>42795499
not happy with this in any way, but its a fun start and it gets a lot of the base idea across.

>>42795508
YEs.

>>42793773
Blue girls are my weakness.

Anyways, here's more Alanamous

>Be Alanamous.
>And be nervous.
>Very nervous.
>Years and years of training.
>Some time overseas with an elderly hardass.
>It has all come down to this.
>And really, this isn’t the end of the world.
>If you fail this test it doesn’t mean you can’t ever take it ever again.
>It goes back to that hardass.
>Some years ago you won an opportunity to train with ‘Bitter Fist’
>A grand master of Wing Chun.
>You’ll say it again and you’ll say it til you’re blue in the face but those few months you studied under him you gained what felt like years of experience.
>Experience that came with a price.
>Mostly just him treating you almost like an animal.
>But you can’t argue with results.
>Which is why this is more of a big deal than it should be.
>He’s flying all the way from Chineigh for other commitments.
>But will be making an extra stop in Canterlot to judge this round of tests.
>It would be a huge honor and a feather in your cap that you were acknowledged by someone so decorated and respected.
>There is also the other thing.
>Twilight Sparkle will be in attendance.
>And while it’s not AS big a deal as Bitter Fist being in attendance.
>It’s still has some significance for you.
>It could be the first core memory you’ll have with her.
>At least that is how you are looking at it.
>It is the day.
>You’ve been shaking all day.
>You tried to jog laps around your neighborhood to try and calm yourself.
>It kind of worked.
>It also helped you warm up.
>You then make your way to the dojo to prepare.
>Once you arrive, you are greeted by many of the other practitioners.
>Many of whom, wished you luck today.
>Even some of the other Sifu’s expressed their well wishes.
>You simply nod and try to focus.
>You change into your gi and you start to meditate.
>It helps a little more.
>It also feels like time is moving slowly.
>As the day slowly creeps to the time, the room begins to fill with other practitioners who start to train.
>Another part of the presentation today is going to be a lot of the younger trainees will showcase what they have learned.
>Some were trained by you.
>Which doesn’t help much as one of those kids is that annoying one who can’t listen to save his life.
>You don’t think it will look bad on you.
>Then again.
>You are being tested today to see if you CAN teach people in addition to your competence in the art.
>So once again you get a little stressed.
>The meditation doesn’t seem to work anymore.
>So you now get up and begin to practice some drills.
>First on the wooden dummy.
>Then you practice your machine gun punching.
>Finally you start to practice your forms.
>It’s almost time.
>And just before all the presentations begin, you see Bitter Fist enter the room.
>Looking exactly the same since you last seen him.
>Traditional jade green hanfu robe with gold linings and white pants underneath.
>Pale teal color skin with snow white hair tied up into a bun.

>>42795526

>His eyebrows were grown out past his head and straightened to look like small daggers.
>And a snow white goatee the stretched down to his abdomen.
>He is immediately crowded by all the other practitioners.
>From what you learned, you know to keep your distance and won’t acknowledge him until he acknowledges you first.
>He brushes his way through the group of people he then notices you and he stops in his tracks.
>His face still with the permanent glare and his sharp eyes still pierces through your soul like when you first met him.
>You stand up straight but don’t react.
>He then says something in a harsh tone in Chineighse that you don’t understand.
>You then look to his right where there stands a young man in a similar getup.
>His interpreter.
>”He says ‘Is this how you greet an elder in your home?’”
>You don’t talk back.
>You just bow to show respect.
>He has a hearty chuckle and then says something else you don’t know so you continue your attention on the interpreter.
>”He says that ‘he sees you still lack proper respect.’”
>Again.
>You say nothing.
>And you try not to glare at him.
>Granted you are in your country so you think for a nanosecond that perhaps you could clap back.
>He can’t strike you like he did on his turf.
>You obviously expel those thoughts.
>Once again he makes another statement.
>”He says ‘He hopes to see if you learned anything since we last met.’”
>You bow again.
“I won’t dissapoint.”
>You tell him in Chineighse.
>What little you learned from your time abroad.
>And that was a phrase you learned pretty quickly.
>Bitter Fist just smirks and flicks his long goatee then storms off.
>The interpreter then nods to you and follows him off.
>You then feel your body relax and exhale like you had held your breath for that entire interaction.
>You had no idea his presence made you so tense.
>Guess not much has changed from your time abroad.
>But at least with that out of the way, it sort of made you a little more loose.
>Now it’s time.
>First things first is the demonstration of the kids progress.
>You file out along with the kids.
>There weren’t many people save for the parents of many of the kids of course.
>You even noticed your grandma and grandpa.
>They always showed their support and once they notice you they wave.
>You pay them no mind and you stand off to the side with the other older, more experienced practitioners.
>As you stand there you further scan the audience.
>You can’t find Twilight anywhere in the crowd.
>Perhaps she’s just running late so you try not to make a big deal of it.
>The presentation begins with the youngest of the trainees.
>Which features your little annoying kid.
>The students perform their forms.
>Bitter Fist doesn’t seem impressed.
>At least your student did their best.
>But still looked like ass.
>Next up was the more older students.
>This continued on until it was time for your test.
>And there was still no sign of Twilight Sparkle.
>Is she really going to miss this?

>>42795533

>Did something more important come up?
>Of course it did.
>Of course something more important than you took precedence.
>She only made sure her work was more important than you your entire life...
>You started to feel hot inside.
>You step forward and into the center of the large room.
>Calm down.
>Can’t let this disappointment consume you just yet.
>”And now, Alanamous Incognito will be tested in her proficiency and a possible promotion.”
>The announcer said over the loud speaker.
>You stand alone in the middle of the room.
>You bring your arms up and set them to the side.
>You take one more look out into the crowd.
>And there you see her.
>Twilight Sparkle.
>She was quietly moving over some of the other spectators to find a decent seat.
>All of a sudden you no longer feel hot.
>She took her seat and then looked over to you.
>And smiled.
>It as then you heard one of the Sifu’s clear their throat which snapped you back into form.
>You begin to performs several Wing Chun forms.
>You then demonstrate your punching efficiency.
>Several of the other Sifu’s then surround you.
>Now you must demonstrate and fight them off to an extent.
>Some of them got a good hit on you but you kept on your feet.
>You are able to know a few of them back.
>Then you hear someone yell.
>You all look to see who it was.
>Bitter Fist now steps onto the mat.
>He says something you don’t understand with authority.
>”He he wants to gauge you himself.”
>The interpreter announces.
>Which is a surprise.
>There is a murmur among the audience and even the other Sifus.
>You look over to the head teacher.
>Who just looks confused but shrugs his shoulders to you.
>It’s not like he can really overrule him.
>You then turn to Bitter fist and get into a fighting stance.
>Bitter Fist hums and then charges.
>Hot damn he is fast.
>Faster than you remembered.
>He sends a flurry of punches and you were barely able to block them.
>You try to counter him but he easily tilts himself and your strikes just glide aside him.
>Out of nowhere you feel him backfist you in the face.
>You stumble a few feet but you stay standing.
>You turn back to him and he is just laughing.
>You try to calm yourself.
>Even so, you rush him and begin to attempt to strike him.
>He easily deflects each of your strikes and again open palms you in your abdomen.
>The force of his strike sent you sliding several feet to the back.
>You were breathing heavy.
>You weren’t sure what else to do.
>He then charges you once more.
>It was then you noticed something.
>The combination of strikes he was throwing were the same exact one he did before.
>It that were the case, then you know where to counter this.
>Once he threw his straight right punch, you were able to sweep his hand away with your left elbow.
>And with all your strength, you pivot your upper body and strike his chest with your right fist.
>This strike sent him back a single step.
>You were frozen in place.

>>42795539

>Mild panic in your face.
>This was the first time ever that you laid hands on him.
>There was a collective gasp along the Sifus.
>Bitter Fist just stands there.
>He then brushes his chest off and looks to you.
>His face as stern as ever.
>Then he simply gives you a single nod and says something.
>And walks off back to the side.
>”He says ‘you’re not hopeless after all.’”
>The interpreter says and follows him to the side.
>All the Sifu’s now start to clap and cheer.
>”Well, if that’s not an endorsement from a Grandmaster, then I don’t know what is!”
>You teacher says as he walks up to you.
>”Congratulations Alanamous, you are now recognized as a Sifu!”
>He places his hand on your shoulder.
>There was massive applause from the audience.
>You felt numb.
>You then look back at the crowd.
>Your grandparents was clapping and cheering.
>Twilight had the biggest smile you’ve ever seen from her.
>Your lips then curled into a smile on their own.
>You were then bum rushed by the other Sifus and some of the students giving you their congratulations.
>”That concludes our demonstration! Thank you ll for coming and showing your support!”
>The announcer says over the loud speaker.
>It was then when many of the parents were allowed to come onto the mat to greet their child.
>Your grandparents were the first to come up to you.
>Grandma give you a big hug.
>Grandpa give you a smaller hug but also lightly punches you on the shoulder.
>”Now don’t get too giddy with those moves!”
>He jokingly tells you.
>You lightly chuckle at Grandpa’s lame joke.
>It was then you notice Twilight Sparkle right behind them.
>They turn to see her.
>To which she meekly waves to the both of them.
>Grandma then nods.
>”I’ll leave you two to yourselves.”
>She says as she and grandpa step aside.
>”We’ll see you at home, Nonny.”
>She gives you one last word before they leave.
>You were then left alone with Twilight.
>You meekly look down at the floor.
>”You were amazing to watch!.”
>She was the first to speak out.
>You just nod.
>Feeling really fuzzy inside.
>Are you not hurt or tired?
>You just chuckle.
>Still looking down.
“Nah, I’m fine.”
>You tell her.
“Thanks.”
>You add and pause for a moment.
“m-”
>”Twilight!?”
>You were cutoff by someone.
>Someone loud.
>A voice you’ve heard before.
>You look over to see who it was.
>And it was the mother of the student who won’t settle down.
>A large pink woman with a big mane of pink puffy hair.
>”Pinkie Pie!?”
>You hear Twilight call out to her.
>”Wow Twilight! It’s been so many years since I or many of the others have ever seen you!”
>She comments in her loud voice.
>”W-what are you doing here?”
>Twilight questions the woman.
>Pinkie then steps to the side.
>And her kid steps up.
>Pink afro.
>Pale yellow skin.
>”My kiddo, Lil’ Cheese, was apart of the beginner demonstrations!”
>The kid wildly waves over to Twilight.
>To which Twilight awkwardly waves back.
>”I see.”

>>42795543

>Twilight says nervously.
>”What are you doing here!” Pinkie asks. “I wouldn’t think any of this kung fu stuff would be very brainy or scientific for you to care for. Are you here to see someone?”
>You hear Twilight clear her throat.
>”W-well not really, but, you know, it is a fascinating phenomenon to witness the human spirit and how it can persevere in extreme situations.”
>Twilight explains.
>Is…
>Is she not going to tell her that she was here to see you.
>Her daughter?
>You just stand there.
>Completely silent.
>”But yeah, I was just merely observing from afar.”
>She adds.
>Wow.
>You feel numb again.
“I-”
>You were about to speak up when Lil Cheese interrupted you.
>”And greeny is my teacher!”
>He says.
>You stare daggers into him.
>And he doesn’t care.
>”Really?”
>Pinkie asks.
>Now looking over to you.
“Y-yeah…”
>You say defectively.
>You are not going to deal with this.
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m pretty damn tired and hurt from that test. I need to go rest.”
>You quickly say and storm off.
>”Wait!”
>You hear Twilight call out to you.
>”Bye teacher!”
>You hear Lil’ Cheese.
>You only walk faster with every call out to you.
>Once you pass through the door to the back room you look over to the guy standing guard.
“I don’t want any visitors.”
>You tell them and they nod.
>Once through the door you power walk to the back of the hall.
>And into the last training room.
>It was there where you start to breathe heavy.
>Then you start to hyperventilate.
“ArrrrRRAAAAHHH!”
>You begin to scream and swing your arms all over.
>She couldn’t even tell a friend that you were her daughter?
>Why were you so angry over this?
>What else do you need to do?
>You stomp over to the dummy and begin to machine gun punch it with a fury.
>To the point it knocks over.
>You can’t remember the last time you were this mad.
>’Alana…’
>That voice again.
>It’s louder this time.
>That also set you off.
“Shut up!”
>You yell at nobody.
>Then the voice speaks out again.
>’Kill her…’
>That froze you in your spot.
>Where the fuck did that come from?
>You place your hands on your head.
>And concentrate.
>The voice didn’t speak again.
>Now you are getting worried.
>What the fuck is going on?
>What is wrong with you?
>You just sit in the corner of the room.
>You bring your knees up to your chest and wrap your arms around them.
>And try to decompress.
>It feels like things are about to get crazy.

and that's the update, updated paste here:
https://ponepaste.org/10863

Sigh, one step forward, two steps back for Twilight. I think it's safe to say we have now entered the final act of the story. I hope I didn't make it too impossible for Alana to forgive Twilight.

Anyways questions, comments, concerns, complaints, critiques, any and all (You)'s welcome

>>42795550
Very nice!
And I DO enjoy a dark twist!

>>42795727
beautiful

>>42795727
There is a topless alt, but the full nude alt can't be found. Hope someone makes a full nude edit based on the topless one.

>>42792233
Is this going to be the final one of the year?

>>42795173
R.I.P. shimmer.