Post pics and love these leather-winged nuisances.
>lewding thisI shiggy diggy
>>42782741I never took Night Watch as a sub.
>>42782741paddle her butt with your dick
>>42782845Go away you winged slut.
>>42782923Leather-winged slut, please.
>>42782923She's a 'lady of the night', sir.
>>42783310Unf.
I want to submit my article to News Flash.
>>42782722Why does her wings have so many holes?
>>42782923>This but baps
>>42783545
>>42783286Truth be told, batpony wings freak me out.
>>42784252I love them. I want to hold their cool wingthumbs with my hand.
We got through most of spooky month without any bat threadsWhat happened, batfags
>>42784553and /both/ existed again for about two whole seconds, what was that about?
>>42784600someone was reposting dead generals as "revived" too much that janny noticed and deleted it.
>>42784635>Displaying her rear and wings this openlyThat's a confident bat who knows what she is doing.
>>42784057>>42782845shit ocs, which is saying something for a bat
>>42785032They look fine to me.
>>42785457You'll have to forgive him, he's got a terminal case of the gay. The bat stallions have been alerted to his location and are on their way to solve the issue.
>>42784553I guess the interest simply cooled off for a while.
Why are baps so slutty
>>42786541Bats are a rare breed so they have to be sexually aggressive to maintain their numbers.
>>42786541
>>42787104Would. Now what?
>>42785785I reckon bat stallions would rather mount bat mares instead too.
>>42787777holy quads of same-species purity
>>42787104cringe
>>42787795Enough about you...
what is a bat pony?
>>42787901a miserable little pile of autism
>>42787917but enough talk, have at you!
>>42787104dogshit oc
>>42787901a wonderful version of our beloved ponies
>>42788012Yes yes, feed it. HOW MUCH do you hate her. Tell me in detail.
>>42787901Sexy.
Look at this smug little shitYou just know she's IMMEDIATELY going to become a problem
>>42788758
>>42788817Kek.
>>42784057>TextThose threads were weird.
Seductive bap
>>42789404The colors make her look older than she is.
>>42789404this bap is cool, too bad the artist gave her ear cancer because she was too similar to another grey bat OC or some dumb shit (when half of all bat OCs are grey)
>>42789404>anthro shouldersthis goes to the TRASH
>>42790061>Mentos-Coke bombJesus, is this bat planning to murder this pone?
>"Don't worry about me, monkey. You can feel safe with me. I'm not going to MARE you or take your house or anything because I want to keep my bloodline pure. Pure. One hundred percent. Bat pony. Bloodline.">"You can always keep me in because I will never molest you or anything like that. I just need mangoes. And maybe belly rubs.">"I'm on my birth control potion. Shhh, don't you worry monkey, I'll just jump on you a little bit, that's all. Just endure it for five minutes, or I'll bite."
>>42790298Yeah, that's sexually upfront.
>>42788817needs more tongue
>>42790298Pure, Eeyup.
>>42790298"Why is Tom your cutie mark?"
>>42790061I like the time when she molested a kirin
>>42790830How do you molest something that can literally burst into flames?Clearly that kirin wanted it.
>>42790830Same. I wish I was that kirin
>>42790830What did she do?I thought she wants to stay pure bat pony?
Bat bonk.
>>42790465To be fair, I'd be pissed about that too.
>>42791536I've got bad news for you, brother...
>>42791636Which ones?
I'm friends with a batpony mare. What do I do with them?
>>42792412Adventure!
>>42793431This post is bait.
>>42793497stop stealing hats you menace
>>42793562Who said she didn't pay for them?
>>42793841Top bat hats are clearly earned, not bought.
>>42793849And what if she earned the title multiple times?
>>42794099Impossible...! No bat is that powerful!
>>42794103Anon, TOP bats are TOP for a reason.
She ponders
>>42794680About what?
>>42782722YES!
>>42795199Those are some shiny peepers.
>>42795601Bat pony eyes glow in the dark.
bat plone?
>>42795899indeed
>>42796064ooo
>>42795899and moth??
Bap
>>42796775Why is she so blurry?
>>42797127just squint your eyes bro, thats what human art looks like
>>42797301t. leather wing.
>>42797549*types with weird thumb wings at the keyboard*Wasn't me!~1
>>42797578Thought so.
>>42793497This post is bat.
Very batty
i would like to marry the fat wagie bap
>>42799483Pregante bap.
>>42798777Something I'd rather do than a pink bat mare? Not much, honestly.
Are batponies compatible with human cocks?
>>42800287Of course.
>you'll never have this Why even live
I love this bat
>>42798619Fuck you I didn’t go through the thread yet before simping and you already sent the bat pic I desired
>>42800536haha dumb unicorn poked a hole in his hat
>>42800287Every mare is compatible with human cock.
>>42800706Doesn't matter. He looks happy.
>>42782722Are they more bat or more horse?
>>42800277I can think of some things. Such as a grey batmare
>>42801616Behold, the bat mating ritual.
>>42801819would work on me
>>42801240They're horse with a few bat features. They count as equine all the way through.
The bap proposes a deal to you.
>>42801240Yes!
>>42802656I pick giving her my lifeWe life together happily ever after
>>42803241Sound logic.
>>42802656Wanna smash instead?
>>42796064How does that work?
The sun has been enbattened
>>42804728Hot, but doesn't really make much sense.
>>42802656I fucking love Nolegs
>>42804904>NolegsBut she has all 4 legs.
>>42795632Real predators.
>>42804728How do we call Alicorns with bat wings?
>>42806085Mistakes.
>>42805329Having glowing eyes would be bad for predation, since it'd give away your position
>>42806085Abominations.
>>42806085Perfection.
>>42806323Cats would like to have a word with you.
>>42806628Huh?Cats have reflective eyes, from certain angles only. They "glow" if you shine a torch on them, they don't just glow in the dark and they certainly wouldn't visibly glow if there was a bright full moon right behind the cat unless you shone a bright flashlight directly at its eyeballs (which it would not appreciate). Have you never seen a cat before?
>>42806630>Have you never seen a cat before?Not very often.
>>42806639But how often did you see a bat?
>>42806639Very few real species have actual glow, and it's mostly either insects or underwater meme creatures. I'm not aware of any single animal having bioluminescent eyes.
>>42807123I see what you did there.
>>42807123I don't get it.
>>42807361Inside joke about some art I did a over a decade ago. Newfags need not apply. No offense.
>>42807422Fair enough.
>>42806123>>42806426>>42806454The duality of /mlp/
>>42807422lol
10
>>42805973What caught the bat's attention?
>>42809227Wasn't she the "purist" bat?
>>42808759
>>42809617The bats are swooping a lot recently.
>>42809360>wasn'tStill is
>>42809925That can be changed.
What do you make of this?>>42809541
>>42810164I think bats and demons are separate things. They have nothing to do with one another.
What if bats have their own general telling them to not fuck humans
>>42810573I heard it's the opposite.
How did I not know there's been a bat thread for almost 2 weeks
>>42810935You're either getting old or you have a bat who kept you 'occupied' for two weeks and never said anything about it.
milf bap
>>42811650mafioso I'd like to fuck
>>42811714>mafiosoDoesn't that imply male?
>>42811741I have no idea how neightalian works. Mafiosa?
>>42811741Yeah the actual term would be mafiosA.
>>42810935Getting old anon.
>>42811714ackshually, she's a detective bap
>>42812301Did she detect her husbando?
>>42812301What kind of genes does this mare carry if she looks that fuckable AND is News Flash’s mother
>>42812637Very bat ones.
>>42812301Bleh
bump
>>42813375More like bumping Lucky Roll.
>>42813375are there any STDs this bat doesn't have?
>>42795147about how shit her owner is and why he gets her drawn fat
>>42814067
>>42814076But that's not her fault.
>>42814289She knows this, I am not saying it's her fault. It's his
>>42813497Yeah. All of them.
>>42814626She's just asking to get kissed.
>>42813375Yes.
>>42814113Learning spelling with bats must be very monotone.
>>42804728>Licking her wingtipI don't want to call Celestia a slut, but this is very slutty behavior.
>>42810573That's only shitposting on their end.
>>42815464Now I know my EEEs, next time won't you E with me?
>>42782722
>>42816898Not gonna lie, that's a sexy bat.
>>42816898You're gonna say I shouldn't fuck this?
>>42816928Only a fag would say that.
>>42817856mysh mango
Baps may have wings, but it doesn't mean they don't deserve upsies either.
>>42818705The face looks kinda off.
>>42819852Bat mare, ready for swooping.
I am shitfaced.
>>42788817>aislop
>>42820388Aren't we all?
>>42820390You really felt the need to respond to a two week old post just to point out the obvious?
>>42820411I dunno, are we?
>>42820454I am.
>>42813375You have a defiled concept of snowpity
>>42820465Why though? This bat is fine.
>>42820879Filename would be slutpity if it were accurate.
>>42820918A slut for me.
Battlebat is ready for duty. They're gonna raid a hoomin village
>>42821933>spoilerBAT ALERTI REPEATBAT ALERTTHEY'RE GOING TO TAKE OUR MANGOES AND ALL OUR VIRGINITIES
"Prepare thy penis..."
>>42821933Mission failure, the raid was repelled with firehoses.Better plan is needed.
up
Bat swooping low.
>>42823122>the raid was repelled with firehosesThat's what you get when you send the hottest mares. You need to deploy the cool ones.
>>42824249Its daytime so bap is currently slep
Bap.
>>42824888But it's bap time here.
Tribal bap
>>42825621That bat is into some hard spanking, isn't she?
the bap is sketchy
>>42826609Always be wary around sketchy bats. You never know what they're up to.
>>42825094Here too.
>>42827458
Would batponies like figs?
>>42828210All fruits is good
>>42828493Good! In that case I shall make the batponies a figgy pudding for Hearth's Warming.
>Massive Rainstorm. Streets flooded. Thunder and Lightning after few seconds. Howling Wind.>You get home.>Bats.>Bat ponies sleeping under your bed. Bat ponies cowering behind your couch, Bat ponies under the couch. Bat ponies chitter quietly under your tables. Bat Ponies huddling together in the closet. A Bat pony in every cabinet there's room for them.>The Bats brought in a few cardboard boxes and hide inside them, peering at you.>One large Bat in the kitchen. She's boiling a few large pots on your oven.>Eye contact. She stares until you're forced to look away. Lightning Flashes. She goes back to stirring silently.
>>42828856I never heard that they invade homes en masse. That's a new tale.
>>42828856I want all of them to form a cuddle pile on top of me
>>42828141
>>42828856Bat ponies are community oriented and don't see private property as being that private. They'll often invade human homes to take shelter during severe weather.Humans are so pathetically alone, hopeless and downtrodden that they're generally okay with this. The fact that someone (even a bat pony) is kind of paying attention to them is like the highlight of their week.Experiencing no pushback, the bats become more brazen over time, using your house as a hotel, playing your video games, etc. And you're fine with it.
>>42828856>Eye contact. She stares until you're forced to look away. Lightning Flashes. She goes back to stirring silently.She could've at least offered to share.
>>42828856>She stares until you're forced to look awayForced nothing, I'd walk up and stare straight into the pot until she resumes stirringI wanna see what's cooking
>when you get too close to the baps sheltering in your home
>>42830296This won't do. Looks like someone has to assert (sexual) dominance.
>>42829373
>>42830296Would.
Enbappened
>>42831579Batty Belle.
>>42831579hnnnng I want her to nibble on me with those little fangs
all bat OCs are either>shade #453315 of grey/blue/purpleor>BUBBLEGUM HOT PINK with heart eyes and heart dapples and sparkle particles
>>42832125And both types are hot.
>>42832125>shade #453315 of grey/blue/purple>Looks at all of my bat OC'sYeah...Then again, its hard to write a ghost story with hot pink bats.
>>42832372no only the first kind actually
>>42833056>She has a symbol on the wingsNow that's interesting.
>>42833168
>>42832125>>42832555I need to get proper art of my bap to post in here aside from her character sheet. She's generally pretty dark in her scheme but it's all warm tones. Means she's a good bit more colourful than just grey with a desaturated mane but she's still darker and more muted than your average pony.
bappu
>>42833449Kek.
>>42833056>>42833449my sides
>>42831579How does this happen? She never had wings in the first place.
>>42834008She became the Princess of Cuteness first and then asked Luna to be bap cause she thinks they're cool.
>>42829727>Experiencing no pushback, the bats become more brazen over time, using your house as a hotel, playing your video games, etc. And you're fine with it.Unironically, I would be totally fine with this.
>>42835325I take my life.Wait a minute...
>>42836086What is she thinking about?
>>42834097To a degree, yeah. But only if they at least appreciate the offer in some way. Otherwise you're just a door mat.
>>42836518She got caught napping in your laundry bin and she's trying to think up an excuse but baps are bad at lying
>>42837003>but baps are bad at lyingI can relate.
>>42836767It's a catch 22. Bat ponies will only accept you if you're okay with them taking over the area. But you'll only be okay with them taking over if they accept you.
>>42837416>bap hoofies
>>42834097>You do your best to ignore the bats. They mostly stay in their 'hiding' spots until eventually and older female among them approaches you."Human! We have grown attatched to this place. You will pick one of my five daughters to marry. You will take her name and we will teach you our ways. You children shall be bat ponies. Choose your wife now."
>>42837874>ben dover
>>42837874I pick ur mom lmao
>>42782722Looks like either a dragon pony or a demon pony, not a bat pony.
>>42837952hey autist, pony+bat wings=bat pony OP
>>42837874Just one?
>>42838112Bat wings don't have bony claws at the bottom, only on the top.
>>42838119Says who?
>>42837952>A demon pony masquerading ass a batThat could be an interesting prompt.
>>42837874Jokes on you, I'm into milfs.
>>42838259You realize whichever girl you marry will become a milf, right?
Oh Christ, it's this bat-bitch-slut again.
>>42838555Trips confirm, that's a lucky thing.
>>42838824She really likes to fuck human partners, doesn't she...
>>42838885Yes.She does.
>>42838885That's a normal thing for mares.
>>42839576If she tries to pick her nose with that tongue, I'm gonna scream.
>>42837874>one of my five daughters to marry.Hold on, what happened to the father?
>>42839619Probably still hiding. Matriarchal society, you know.Her house, her rules.
>>42828856Time to pull out the baggot spray.
>>42782726WRONG.Bat pony lewds (You).
>>42839714>Matriarchal societySince when?
>>42839576Now now, keep that tongue in check, young mare.
Slidebump
>>42840773
>>42838555Why does this bat make me so HORNY all the time
>>42840182Since year 681 of the Harmonious Era when Princess Luna made contact with the neighboring colonies of Nightglider and Pommegrove and negotiated their alliance with Equestria.
>>42841506Does that include the right to annex foreign houses?
>>42841236Because she's a damn sexy bat?
>>42839722>Turns out baggot spray is a fake product, fabricated by bats>It actually sprays mango essence instead
even the alternate universe bat ponies are sluts
>>42843308Ya but in all fairness you would think nothing but ass if you were a bat pony too.
>>42843308>SlutYou know Stygius is a stallion, right?
>>42842814>I kill myself to preserve my honour
>>42843082Purest maid.
>>42843611All bats are sluts, regardless of gender
>>42843082sexo sexo sexoooooo
>>42844106Kinky.
>>42844106Then you'd have tons of bat orgies everywhere.
Will (You) donate?
>>42845455Yes. Also they can have my cum.
>>42845455Finally a good cause to donate blood to.
>>42844871The modern internet has been a disaster for the bat pony race.
>>42845718>I don't bitewell what's the fucking point then innit
>>42845761The sign is a lie.
Bedtime for bap
>>42843308Stygius is great. We need more bats like him.
>>42822116Is this Thingpone as a Bap?
>>42846568Bap green spotted
>>42847093This perfectly illustrates why you should never turn anonfilly into a bat.
>>42847396Gives her more screeching power.
>>42847696That power must be classified as weapons grade.
>>42846835>Thunderclap a bat Ouch.
>>42845455For conservation or directly from the tap?
>>42844106how does bat stallion cock compare to the other pony tribes? Does it have any gimmicky characteristics?
>>42848290I think they work the same across all tribes. Why would they have any differences?
>>42846835This is the first bap story I seen in ages. Is there any writefags in this thread?
>>42848650Ahem, me. Writeranon of that story actually. :D
>>42846822Naw, fruitbaps just have long tongues. It helps them eat their second favorite thing, fruit.Their favorite thing is your penis.
>>42847378I bet she's a hell of a dancer...
>>42848894Where they be keeping it all. Thats too much tongue for a little pony.
>>42848909PFM.
>>42848918Ahem, I am bad with abbreviations. What’s that?
>>42848894If anyone has those anaglyph red and blue glasses. see if this is three dee.
>>42848923PureFuckingMagic
>>42849020Isnt that the solution for everything I guess.
>>42849043Literally the meme.
>>42849293What meme?
>>42849540You're really new to the internet, aren't you.
>>42849731Not really, Vaquero. Just wondering what y’all are referring to. Call it curiosity.
>>42849655What got the bat confused?
>>42849744He just posted it retardo.
Ponies have ciderKirin have beerWhat alcohol do bats make?
>>42850598anon...moonshine
>>42850614dawww my heart
>>42850614Damn, the bats are gonna get plastered
>>42850791Drunken bats are very touchy-feely and known to take liberties with unattached he'd males.
>>42850821u-unf...
>>42850838You say that now, but just wait until one puts her hooves all over you and starts licking your neck.
>>42851019imma retain my "u-unf" status, please and thank you
>>42850221Yeah… I know.
>>42850821But that's a dude in the pic.
>>42851027>"Alright, then!">"Let's do this!"
>>42851429You can’t tell me thats not fucking Thingpone bro. Thats like uncanny.
>>42851936That wing stretch is top unf.
>>42852042I will agree. It is quite the alluring quality, surprisingly.
>>42851432Don't know why, but some bat fags have a thing for long tongues.
>>42852042Bat pony wing hugs?I could not find an image of a bap giving Anon a wing hug.Someone should rectify that situation.
>>42852640Any way we can get rid of those faggots?
>>42852640It’s not even drawn right. The inner cheek doesnt look like that. While I don’t mind a long tongue. I don’t like it that much. Much more of a teeth guy anyway.
Whats does it mean when a bat keeps EEEEing though your window at night? Asking for a friend.
>>42853476Duh, they want IN. And you should let them in. They are typically a net benefit, you know?
>>42853481Why did I listen to fucking 4chan. Now the bat has emptied by fruit bowl, drank my booze and now artjrykjryjaryj
>>42853493>artjrykjryjaryjAnd now the bat molests you.Mission accomplished.
>>42853481Leathery wings typed this post.
>>42854096And that's a good thing.
>>42854566I would plow that mare.
>>42854805Be careful what (You) wish for...
She's trying.However, bat ponies apparently do not understand the difference between holly and mistletoe.
>"Come on, Anon!">"Bounce with me!"
>>42855042whoa is thebatfang actually stoic5?!?
>>42855042What's the deal with Lucky RollDoes she work in a casino or something?
>>42855198she works in a brothel, the dice cutie mark is just painted over her real one (like Glimmer with the = mark)
“Drink some water, Anonymous.”“Round six begins in ten minutes.”
>>42855203>bat brothelNot sure if that's hot or scary.
>>42855555Checked.You walk in for a bit of rumpy bumpy.It's a trap, of course.When you're finished, you discover that the documents you signed include a marriage license.>"Enjoy your new family, valued customer!"
>>42855016I think I easily get blind sighted by the rainbow dash hair type. If they have it. They are attractive.
>>42855555Both with those digits. Also a bat brothel it isn't what you think. It's battle royal of mare bats having a pillow fight. The last one standing claims you as a husband. Remember this.>You are NOT the customer.
>>42855569Clever mare.
>>42855569Is that what she’s trying to make us sign
>>42855731Her and TJ asking if we learned anything at the foot of beds
>>42852640Bat mares enjoy orally stimulating their partners.
>>42855774With those teeth?
>>42855569>>42855663That's the way it goes.Insert penis in mare?Wife 4 Life.
>>42855663>You are NOT the customer.Turns out we were the product all along.
What would batponies think of meat?
>>42856892They want (you)rs.
>>42855663>Get the toughest pillow batI like the sound of that.
>>42855774Damn, don't smear that glass.
>>42857061So… not ones that would like a barbecue then…
>>42855032What is she saying?
>>42858516"Shall we draw?"No idea what she might want to draw though.
>>42858555I'm inclined to believe this is an innuendo of some kind.
>>42858559Coming from a bat mare?Almost certainly.
Do you think batponies would appreciate Batman?
>>42859219This is giving me some real Charlie Brown vibes.
>>42859281The Giant Mango is a legendary object of veneration to bat ponies.Similar to Linus and the Great Pumpkin.
>>42859491I'd believe it.
>>42859138They'd see him as a Luna impostor for calling himself the night.
Bat bump.
>>42850791>Going on a drinking tour with some bat brosWhere do I sign up?
>>42859734What if it was… Batmare?
>>42860539>hnnnnnnnnnngWHO MARRIED ECHO?! WHERE IS HER FOALS?!
NUKE WHERE ARE YOU?!! WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THIS?! when was the last time you lived up to your name?
>>42860644I did. Echo is taken.
Take flight!
>>42861470Are the bats tiny or is the mango so huge?
>>42855731If so, would you?
>>42859219100% would watch in the theaters. That's saying a lot. I haven't gont to the theater to see a movie since, like, 2009 or thereabouts.
Bat up.
>Letting the bat thread sink to page 9This is why they don't come to swoop us.
>>42863124Its hard to keep a thread bumped when you're keeping the batmares bumped.
>>42861492A riddle for the ages.
>>42863683>Not shitposting about bats with your mare insteadPoor performance.
I touch ear tufts, when bats are sleeping.
>>42864607They know. They just pretend to be unaware.
>>42864596I initially read that as Bat Oil in the thumbnail.
>>42865223MMmm bat oil, mix it with some snake oil and you got a Basilisk.
>>42865234What would a basilisk pony look like?
>>42865544like a bat pony flying lamia?
>>42865223That's their secret.They give you a massage with bat oil and make you their thrall.
>>42865674Unf. Time to oil up.
>>42860539What is that mark standing for.
>>42866461Is that a bat nurse?
>>42862757
>>42866884The belt necklace will never not be hot.
>>42867753>belt necklaceIt's called a collar, anon
>>42867890Oh, you're right. Brain fart on my end.
>>42868687>pineappleThe bats are evolving!
bella morel is the best batpony
>>42869044What's her deal?
>>42869165
>>42869172
>>42869691I love herI've only ever had the plain white button mushrooms but I cook with them all the time, I'm sure she has lots of great recipes
Wonderful.
>>42870838UNF
>>42870838Isn't she still a filly?
>>42871282>GOT THE STAMP>SHE'S READY TO TRAMP
>>42869172what leads a bap to such mycological monomania?
>>42870838Cutie
>>42872576>In the bat police, baton has a different meaning>Instead of the melee weapon, bats use this term to describe a technique of piling someone with a pile of bats
>>42872180Allergies, perhaps?
>>42872966Grim.
>>42855731I'd take the risk.
>>42873600>"Thanks, Anon!"
>>42873622I mean, who could say no to this cutie?
>>42874099>"I appreciate your cooperation, Anon."
>>42874104That's a bit more than a cooperation.
>>42874137That would explain the mistletoe hung in strategic locations, then.
>>42874144They know what they're doing.
