>Hey big man wanna hear a little secret? I’ve secretly been using magic to help wrap up winter. A little physical adjustments with magic here and there to make the pegasi fly faster or the earth ponies work harder for efficiency before tiring. Sometimes I’ll evaporate all the snow in little patches with magic or even force animals out of hibernation by teleporting them out of their burrows. Nopony knows about it but you and me.
>>42803645>Okay Starlight Glimmer, no need to be a bit evil to the other ponies.
>>42803645I cum in your coffee every morning.
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>>42803742Well she braps on your toast every morning.
>>42803749Duh. What do you think makes me cum in her coffee?
>>42803645This is why I hate unicorns and think they should they should be wearing restraining rings all time.
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>>42803889There was a fish in the percolator.
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>>42804497>>>/trash/
>>42803645I know you use your smoldering hollt farts to melt the snow and ice. I think it's sexy and you should keep doing it.
>>42803645That's my girl. Nopony needs to know why Winter Wrap Up has been so successful in recent years. Everypony is happier now and the community has never been so united. That's what matters in the end.Also you look very adorable!
>>42803889All cups in Equestria should never have handled unless they are big enough for the hooves like the mugs for cider. The only other reason to have a handle that small for creatures with no fingers is to hang it up after washing.
*brap*
