>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery. Welcome, anonymous.////Masterlist: https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneralAuthor List: https://ponepaste.org/1270FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrapeRequest Bin: https://ponepaste.org/1268Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/previous thread: >>42747404
>>42804668New thread. :D
Fresh rape incoming!
>>42804717D:Uh oh.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>42804717
>>42804717Someone blast that thing so we can live in peace.
>Fireworks up your ass.
>>42804815Is that perhaps, her kink?
>>42804823Its how Trixie will rape you, fool.
>>42804862>Anti Rape Plan: Trixie.>Trixie is a gloater. Very egotistical.>Compliments won’t distract her well.>Make her talk about herself.>Unicorn who is not that well versed in combative magic.>Thus, jerk thy horn till she passes the fuck out.
Yeeeah, work that grill baby.
>>42805041I haven’t had a dream I was actually interested in for a while. So even if Anon liked Luna, I would doubt he dream of her.
>>42805117Yeah the last time I had a dream it was just that my room had no curtains and something was watching me from outside the window
>>42805192Last dream I had was about me owning a very clingy bird… I had that dream after reading some fanfic with very in depth preening so perhaps those are related.
>>42804862Just throw an empty jar of peanut butter on the ground. She's homeless. She can't help herself.
>"Humans an apex predator?">"Ponies prey animals?">"Oh no, I'm so terrified Mr Anonymous!">"I'm shivering in my shoes right now! Please don't throw your spear at me and slow roast me over a fire!">"...">"PFT!- HUH!">"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!">"As if.">*She starts to drool*>"Now take off your pants. I want to see THAT spear.">"I'm going to taste your monkey meat."
>>42805553>You look on unamused as another conversation was turned into lustful mutterings.>You were just telling Celestia about pre-history and you mentioned how the equines of your world are prey animals.>Is she drooling?>And stepping closer.>Yeah, time to stop this before it gets more rapey.>You reach into your pocket and put your hand past the slice of cheese you have.>This is a big pony so cheese won’t properly subdue her.>You reach to the bottom of the pocket, hitting something course and rough. And it gets everywhere.>Perfect.>Ponies eyes are big, and cell towers is exceptionally big.>You grab your trusty pocket sand, take a defensive step back, and launch it.“Pocket sand!”>Pocket sand effective immediately:>”OHH!!! BUCK BUCK BUCK!!!”>The glorious giraffe horse crumpled to the ground. >I think you landed every piece of sand into her eyes.“Fuck yeah.”>You do a little boogie and shuffle over the writhing rapist.“Uh huh! Oh yeah!”>”UGHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!”>Okay, time to hightail it. You lightly jog out of the dining hall and wave at a guard as you leave the general area of the castle.>Going towards the exit.
I'm new to MLP and I just watched the last episode of S1. I understand these threads now. I am filled with hope that Flutters would be fascinated with a human like me, a unique specimen in all of Equestria, and attempt to capture me in some way, and after walking into her trap I'd pretend to be scared and distant, drawing escalating efforts from her to make me love her. Until, finally, as her ultimate desperate attempt to earn my trust she abuses me sexually, unaware that this was my goal all along. Is this what these threads are about?I'm just kidding btw I could never trick Flutters. I'd just tell her to rape me right away.
>>42805601>Guard 1 watches as the apealien runs away.>"Why does he keep coming back?">Guard 2 huffs.>"He's a male, they always do stupid things.">"Hey!">"You do stupid things.">Guard male grumbles at the cruel fellow guard.>"Well if you're so smart why don't you go rape Anon?">"And get shit thrown in my face, no thank you. The princesses are masochist, but I like my stallions as easy as my drinks.">Guard 1 snickers.>"I guess we both don't get payed to do any challenging work.">"Why don't you go rape Anon hotshot!?">Guard 1 deadpans at guard 2.>"I'm not gay.">"Could've fooled me with that dick. It looks gay.">Guard 1 sputters.>"How does a dick look gay!? That's like if I said your horsgina looks lesbian coded.">Guard 2 rolls her eyes.>"So stupid. Mares are flexible, we can do anything. Mares, stallions, humans. Don't matter.">Celestia stands behind them with twitching red eyes.>"So neither of you tried to stop Anon.">The guards look up at her.>"Well apparently my dick is gay so I'm a liability.">"I'm on break.">Throwing her long neck back, Celestia groans to the sky.
>>42805641Uh, Maybe? But then that isnt rape, it’s just roleplay.
>>42805656she doesn't need to know
>>42805651I love this. Great work.
>>42805657I mean… technically doing something sexually without your partner knowing can be considered rape… so maybe it’s reverse flutterrape?
>>42805651But if the guards hold you down while Princess Celestia rapes you, then that's aggravated rape.
>>42805659Oh God... You're right... I am a monster
>>42805682They don’t want sand in their eyes, nor cheese in their face.
>>42805641>I'm just kidding btw I could never trick Flutters. I'd just tell her to rape me right away.Total mood killer
>Fluttershy's yellow face comes into view looming over me>"Now, now, don't be afraid, I won't hurt you. My name is Fluttershy.">"Pleased to meet you, Flutters">"You can talk!">"You were following me, so I played along.">"Oh. Yes, I was. I am so sorry about that.">"It's okay.">"I've never seen something... someone like you before. And you looked so nervous and beat down. I wanted to rescue you.">"That's very sweet of you. Could you untie me please?">"You won't run, right?">"Promise."
>>42805651>you MUST follow instructions
>>42805789No.
>>42805789Nice try
>>42805789I see, Celestia. You want me to boop your nose to your sister, Luna's, nose with yours so Cadance will be born thus closing the time loop.
>>42805720You can’t rape the willing. Kinda takes the fun out of it.
>>42805192That thing was Luna
>>42805720>please DON'T rape me, Fluttershy, that would bind me to you for LIFE! If you did something as simple as forcing yourself upon me just once, my fragile human heart would be overwhelmed, and I'd love you forever after that! Forever! I'd ask you to marry me! It's not like I wouldn't be totally into it, but you surely wouldn't want a loyal, nature-loving human husband keeping you company in this cozy little cottage, giving you ear scritches in the morning, taking care of you every day and helping you with forest wildlife for several decades, RIGHT?!
>>42806455>Fluttershy breaks down after writing these words down in a little pink notebook. >Pretending it was anon saying them.>Saying something she will never hear come from his mouth.
>>42806455>Uhm... Anon, I think I would love that, so all I'd have to do is...>Rape me, yes!>Oh, my... I guess I... Uhm, I know it's a little selfish but I think I'll do it, if you're okay with that of course.>YES! Yes, I'm okay with it. Humans LOVE it when this kind of thing happens to them.>My... That's so strange, but if you say so, I guess I'll... force... myself... upon you...>Oh no! Don't ride this boner of mine, Fluttershy! I am fully erect with fear!>Oh... I... I, uhm, I don't care that you don't want it, I'll, uhm, I'll take what I want from you. You will, uhm, submit to me!>Oh Fluttershy, you're really going to do it!>Yes, YES!>YES! Isn't it thrilling?>Yes, it is! I mean, I'm a bit nervous but->Don't be nervous, you're the one who's doing the raping! I'm the one who should be nervous.>Okay. But please be gentle, Anon!>Don' t worry Flutters, I'll receive this sexual assault as gently as possible.>Thank you, Anon. So I'll uhm... I'll begin! Are you ready?>Just rape me already, please.
>>42806455
I have to share with the flutterrape thread, care of a drawfren from the drawt hread. >>42806360
>>42806502Thank you, anonymous. Noted.
>>42806480
>>42806480>Wee! Hello Fluttershy!>Pinkie Pie?!>PINKIE PIE?! What are you->What are *you* doing, Fluttershy?! Why are you on top of the human friend?!>Ah, I- W-we were just, uhm...>Cuddling, yeah. We were cuddling.>That doesn't look so cuddly wuddly to me! Were you RAPING him, Fluttershy?>Uh- I... I->How could do something like this, Fluttershy?! That's not nice and fun at all!>I object to that->I'm... I'm sorry, I... I got carried away... I never thought I'd...>It's okay Fluttershy, Pinkie PIe doesn't->No that's NOT okay! Did you know that if you rape a human, he'll be loyal to you forever?! Do you really want to have a human husband who'll party with you every day, and dance with you, and have lots of fun with you every single day, for the rest of your life?!>Wait a minute...>Uh, Flutters, I swear I didn't->I think I understand... You're trying to trick me... Is that so, Pinkie Pie? Trick me so *you* can rape him and make him your husband?!>Haha, no way! Though I'd love to give him all my->APPLE PIE!>Applejack?!>I brought y'all some freshly baked apple pi- WHOA wait a sec, what's going on in here?!>We were cudd->Fluttershy was raping the human, but I saved him!>Aw, that's some dang horrible thing to do, Fluttershy.>I'm so sorry... I'm so sorry..>You better be, sugar cube. Don't you know that if you r->We all know, Applejack.>Yes we got the memo already.>All right then. Let's go, Pinkie Pie. And Fluttershy, I got my eyes on you.>O-Okay...>They're gone.>Yeah...>Are you still going to rape me?>I think... I think I'm too nervous for that now...>Yeha that sorta killed the mood, didn't it.>Hey, hello there!>Oh... hi, Twilight...>Knock! Please knock!>Duh? The door was open!>Close it and knock!>Wait a minute, what are you two doing?!>Hey Twilight! I've been looking for- WHOA! It sure looks like Fluttershy was raping that guy!>Raping?!>We were just cuddling.>I am so.. So sorry...>Twilight, did you know that if you rape a human, you gain magical powers?>Is that true, Fluttershy?! I didn't think you'd do such a terrible act for the sake of power....>No, I... I didn't...>Please leave her alone, she was doing nothing wrong.>Hmm... He's clearly under a spell, so he'd be willing to get raped!>Fluttershy... Did you give him a potion?>No... I... I didn't do anything like that...>Wow she was raping him raw... That's the WORST kind of rape.>Spike, aren't you a little too young to know so much about this stuff?>Hey I read that in YOUR books!>Oh. I... Haha... I guess we'll just leave. Have fun you two! Without the rape, of course, haha.
>>42806616>Okay Flutters. I guess we'll just post-pone the rape. To whenever you're ready.>Thank you so much for understanding...>It's okay. You matter to me, Flutters.>Y-You too..>Maybe we don't need to make this a rape, Fluttershy...>I... I was thinking the same thing...>Fluttershy... You are so beautiful...>I-I feel so strange, and warm inside...>Why hello there.>PRINCESS CELESTIA?!>I just got a letter from Twilight Sparkle saying that a human is here and- Oh.>Not this AGAIN!>I-I am so sorry... I am so ashamed... Please don't banish me, Princess Celestia...>Oh, Fluttershy, why would I do such a thing? In fact, I came here exactly for this.>...What?>Listen Fluttershy, I heard that humans...>There's ANOTHER version of this story?>...Are absolutely insatiable, and their sexual prowess is unmatched in all of creation. And now, I finally found one...>Is that true?!>Let's rape the human, Fluttershy. Together.>P-Princess Celestia?!>Right here and now, Fluttershy.>I-I... I don't know...>That's enough! This time I'm the one who's gonna make it stop! I'm NOT going to get raped today!>Fufufu... How lovely. It's not rape without struggling, after all.>You can't rape me without my consent!>Now watch and learn, Fluttershy.>NOOOOO!!!>Princess Celestia?! What's going on here?!>Rainbow Dash! Thank goodness!>L-Looks like I'll be off to my royal duties! Until next time, human...>Thanks for showing up, Dash. That was gonna be a sticky situation. I owe you one.>How about you owe me a sticky situation, eh stud?>For fuck's sake!>ENOUGH! JUST LEAVE US ALONE! ONLY I CAN RAPE THIS HUMAN!>That's my Fluttershy. You heard her.>Yeah whatever. See ya.>AND NOW WE LOCK ALL THE DOORS AND WINDOWS AND WE FUCK, OKAY?>Okay, Flut->RIGHT NOW
>"I'm so fresh you can lick my teats!"
>>42806616Eventually all of Ponyville share their opinions on the scene. A whole conga line to rival apple cider day.
Their twitching, drooling mare hoods all aching to envelop your cock in their warm, soft depths, and milk you dry of your hot seed.They long to lick every inch of your bare skin, and feel the exotic caress of your hands on their coats.
>>42806425I wouldn’t be shocked if it was, I never actually got a good look at it, but it had a sinister aura.
>>42806809>>42805192
Kino
>>42806668>Finally, we're alone... After being interrupted by just about everyone...>Just you and me, Flutters...>Uhm... Are you sure the door is locked?>Yes, it's locked.>And... Did you check all the windows?>They're locked, it's fine. Come here Fluttershy...>Uhm... Maybe we should roll down the curtains... Just to be sure...>Don't be silly, nobody's going to be around at this time of night. Come here. c'mon...>Oh, whatever. I guess you're right. Now MOUNT ME! If you're okay with that, of course...
>"Hey Anons, you like science?">"How about biology?">"What if we conducted an experiment on the reproductive compatibility of humans and mares?">"Hahaha oh that would be so gross wouldn't it?">"Anon just mounting and cumming inside as many mares as possible before sunset haha oh no that'd be terrible">"Isn't that right my little hu- err, my FELLOW humans?"
>Page 7>"Gotcha, you delicious little human lover you!">"It's struggle snuggle time!"
>>42806668I guess this does technically count as flutterape. Flutters try’s and gets constantly denied. Well done, anonymous. Fresh take.
CURSE THESE HORNY HORSES THEY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!
>It had to have been at least a little over an hour.>You couldn't believe it when it happened. There you stood, stupefied.>Time seemed to slow to a crawl. What probably was only a moment seemed like half an hour.>Your homo sapien fingers loosened their grip, you felt the weight of your silly string blaster depart your hand.>It collided with the dirt next to you with a soft *Thud!*>You blinked your eyes a couple of times before lowering your eyes to assess the status of your shirt.>To your horror, there it was, a bright pink silly string splatter.>You dreadfully raised your gaze forward.>Butterquiet blew at the muzzle of her blaster, swirling it with her wing before holstering it and grinning at you smugly.>You barely had time to process the situation as you heard Princess Sunass shout,>"THERE! FLUTTERSHY WINS! GET HIM!">The mares rushed in from all sides. Your nightmare had come manifest.>So much for the agreement that Fluttershy got first dibs and Celestia next.>Intense estrus apparently impacts memory of past agreements, who would've thought.>But you had another trick up your sleeve.>You shot your free hand into the back of your belt with lightning speed, ripping out the canister and pulling the key out with blinding quick reflexes.>Of course Butterquiet was gonna cheat to win, your HMD was too big of a prize to risk escape because she was playing fair.>You nearly threw your shoulder out hurling your smoke grenade into the air like your life- and chastity- depended on it.>Which the latter certainly did.>All the mares were too caught up with preparations and planning to notice you sneak into the back of Pinkie's party supplies when you and Fluttershy went to collect your "weapons" from the "gunsmith," thankfully you managed to pilfer some supplies from the back room while they weren't paying attention.
>>42807792>As the horde of mares came just a razor's edge from closing the distance, the stolen smoke grenade emits a loud *BANG!* and the town square is enveloped in a thick, dark smokescreen.>Your attackers, not expecting this new development, ground to a halt in their places as the smoke fulfilled its purpose, obscuring their vision as well as burning their eyes and lungs.>*COUGH!* *COUGH!* *HACK!*>You wasted no time, whirling around in a perfect 180 and jetting off in the opposite direction out of the horde.>Not wanting to lose their prize, the mares quickly dive into a heap, dogpiling each other as they desperately attempt in vain to prevent your escape.>"OW! My eye! Watch it, hornhead!">"Eek! somepony stepped on my tail!">"Where's Anon! Ah'm tired of plain' games!">Applehorse's thick Southern twang clearly identifies her.>"You broke the rules of the duel, Anon! I thought better of you!">Princess Sunbutt attempts to chide you, you grin to yourself at the clear ring of frustration in her tone.>Moonbutt is the last audible voice to echo after you as you make your good escape, pitching an enraged threat after you.>"Thou only delayst the inevitable with thy wily underhoofed cunning, most ravishing Anonymous! We will pursue thee to the ends of the world and beyond to make thee our consort!"
>>42807799>You ran your ass off, not stopping until your lungs seared from the pain.>You stooped over and put your hand up against a tree, lungs sucking in as much air as possible to recover your depleted stamina.>Good thing for you that the duel was supposed to take place at sundown. Moonbutt may have shown up but the equines of your world were daytime creatures, and Equestria's denizens were little different.>As the last remnants of daylight gave way to darkness, the shadows managed to shield you from being spotted by the first wave of royal guard responders sent to search for you.>Thankfully none of them got close enough to sniff out your pheromones either.>You make a note of it that you'll have to get a jar of yak piss or something to smother yourself with later, to mask your scent.>You briefly contemplated a turnabout back to your house on the outskirts of town, but realized the folly of such a maneuver.>Your face would be depicted in every wanted poster in Ponyville and Canterlot, and your home would no doubt be one of the first spots to get raided.>You could already envision it in your head.>"WANTED, ANONYMOUS- HARD AND ALIVE. CRIMES- MINOR MISCONDUCT, PETTY THEFT, VOLUNTARY CELIBACY, UNLAWFUL ANULLMENT OF RUTTING AGREEMENTS">You'd have to flee to somewhere else, but where?>Crystal Empire was out of the question, no doubt they were already in correspondence with Cadance about what happened.>To add to that, they'd probably offer her a share of the "spoils" if she managed to locate and apprehend you.>Shining Armor wouldn't be any help either, you weren't gonna fall for that shit again after the first time.>A royal invitation to a "diplomatic meeting," only for him to open the gate to the princesses and glancing around to see a wall of guards behind you.>You only just barely managed to get out of that one with the rubber chicken and the plastic bag.>You thought since he was a stallion he'd be your bro and help you with this situation, only for him to exploit your trust and lead you into an ambush.>Fucking Judas.
>>42807806>Step 1Procure shotgun>Step 2Hunt Dinos>Step 3Live out in the Everfree as the Dinosaur Hunter.>Step 4Tame a T-rex.>Step 5Give it lasers and flamethrowers.>Step 6Conquer the Diamond dogs>Step 7Kill all gryphons>Step 8Build new kingdom away from ponies.
>>42807806This is shit.
>>42807806I wasn’t expecting a follow-up to the duel story but I’m glad to see it
>>42806814I wish I could say if this were accurate or not
>>42807806This is amazing anonymous. Been waiting for the sequel. Glad you can deliver.>>42807856Also, Everfree Anon here we come!
>>42807806Hard and AliveWhat a cruel sentence. Now the most wanted man in all of Equestria for a fistful of bits. Gather some true grit, this is going to be a rough ride.
>you wake after a daze, not knowing how long you 'slept>checking the internet you see this post
>>42808282>Thank you lucky stars that she used protection, technically you're still a volcel sigma as your penis hasn't touched her vagina directly
>>42808282You know it's fake 'cause she would never use a condom.
>>42807806Is there anyone Anon can trust?
>>42808530No one. Anon lives on the edge. Close to the threats. It has its own sort of thrill. But it’s a dangerous game.
>>42808530Very rarely
>Mmmmm… sleepy times. >What do you dream of, anonymous->You suddenly startle from your bed, whatever you dreamt of (if anything) whisked away like steam from a bowl of soup.>”I will get all your love!”>Something is on top of you and is hissing something to your tired mind.>Green eyes glow above you.>”You will be mine!”>Oh, it’s chrysalis. The bug horse.>You look off to the side.>Open window. She must of crawled in like a… well a bug.>You wanted a cool bedroom to sleep in, and this is the price.“Um, what the actual fuck are you doing in my house.”>”I- Wuh? Huh!?”>She sputters for a moment before regaining her composure.>“I said, I will get all of your-“>She is cut off by the spraying of raid bug spray into her face. >”AHHH!!!! What the Buck!?” >She recoils and rolls off your bed as you lead your shots and continue spraying her.>You pull out a bug swatter and whack her on the ass.>She gives a little yelp-moan and starts to run on the carpet without traction like a dog on Fourth of July.“Get on! Get!”>She finally finds traction after your assault on her buggy rump and sprays ti her face and jumps out the window.>Huh, deja vu.>You walk up to the window and watch her run into the forest.>You close and lock the window.>Looks like you will be sweating the bed tonight.
It's Tuesday and How to be Dense has been updated!https://ponepaste.org/11423Next update on next Tuesday!
>>42809075Neat!>>42809021Good thing Raid doesn't kill her. That body would be hard to bury.
>>42809121Shes like a cockroach. [Hard to get rid of.]
>>42809021Smack the bug butt.
>>42809575Easier to poke out.
>>42809575Sneak attack does extra stun damage.
what is flutterrape?
>>42810145Like being crushed by a sumptuous, sweet-smelling feather
>>42810145Read the original post of this thread, it gives a good explanation. :D
>>42809575Easier to throw sand in, I have found.>>42809340Shes slightly into it.
Guys, if we're not careful the danger snake will catch someone. Stay away from >7
>Why hello there, dahling.>Oh, like the new look?
>>42810690The punk look was more fun.
>>42810690Keep your pants on.
>there's a horse election>do you find yourself participating?
I touched Rainbow Dash’s feathers and now she won’t stop making excuses to be near me. What do I do?
>>42811252You did this to yourself.
>>42811262She left a huge feather on my bed the other day. Like a real big one. Why’d she do that?
>>42811275It means you’re fucked
>>42811458Or you’re going to be.Rumor has it that she’s insatiable.After-action report requested.
>>42810975Both parties allow raping Anon as their policy. This election is bullshit.
>>42811252Dissolve her sexual energy with complete obliviousness and innocence.>>42811561I’d say vote for a third party but… pretty sure that’s just Candy ass advocating for you getting married. And who the hell knows what either candidate’s cabinet will look like.
>>42811716Anon feels a political football.
>>42805659>>42805641>reverse flutterrape
>>42811869Fluttershy wants to rape you. If you tell her to rape you willingly it might disappoint her. She wants you to love her because of the trauma.
>>42811875This is flutterrape
>>42810975It would not be the first time
Quick bump
Well I’m glad I checked in before work
>>42812856Whenever you leave, make sure to go to the voting booth to make Trixie president of Equestria!
>>42804668Post ponified Sour Sweet, or as I like to call it, pp ss.
>>42811716>And who the hell knows what either candidate’s cabinetTrixie's contains a bunch of swamp monsters
>>42812972I don’t think that’s a particularly good idea
>>42811716How is she being sexual? She is just being weird. And clinging to my leg. And tapping me with her wings.
>>42813378Its only a matter of time. You're cooked, Anon.
I am up to wednesday shenans, don't die
>>42813399I believe I am missing some critical information.
>>42813467Foolish Anon. Getting raped by Rainbow Dash as we speak.
>Day it's all a scam anyway, the sheep control the system in Equestria.>Be Anon the idiot.>For some reason you decide to go to the political fair to see what's the word on the pegasus.>You're an idiot because you have no rights.>Can't vote either.>Surprised to see just how many political parties there are.>Booths everywhere.>Oh hey, there's the one who's in charged.>Two bored guards sit behind it chewing bubble gum and not kicking ass."Surprised you even have a booth here given that you're in charged of the whole country.">Their ears stand up straight.>"Greetings citizen. Oh, it's you. Anon.""That's me. Whatcha got going on here?">Before they could reply, the fat flanks of Celestia teleport in with a bright light.>She knocks guard 1 aside and takes the seat.>Luna, the smaller butt, does the same to guard 2.>Both guards just lay on the ground, star at the ceiling.>"Anon. Surprised to see you here. Are you here to see our policies.""I was.">Luna rolls out the government plans for the party.>Rape Anon all over the agenda."Like I get your gimmick, but I actually wanted to know what's up with your party. You don't get voted in.">Guard 1 on the ground pips up.>"They do. We're a Democratic Monarchy.""That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You get voted in?">Celestia doesn't answer, just takes out a whipping crop.>Guard 2 answer for you.>"They use to vote, but Princess Celestia was so good at her job she got a 98% voting record every time. To save money we stopped having elections with obvious outcomes.""So you don't have a Democratic Monarchy, it's just a Monarchy.">Guard 2 shrugs as Luna starts to circle the rape policy on the agenda."Well Duel-Monarchy. Wait, could Luna get voted out and leave Celestia with someone else?">Guard 1 ponders for a moment.>"I think she's more of a nepotism case. She doesn't actually have a job, she just lives in the castle.">You shrug and turn to leave just as Luna starts to beam the offending guard.>Celestia sighs.>"I just love watching him leave."
>>42813557>"Well, Anonymous.">"Don't you think its time for some real change around here?">"Trrrrixie wouldn't JUST have policy to rape you.">"You'd also move in with me."
>>42813557>"Hey Anon!">Scream like a little bitch.>A Diamond Dog's ears perk up."Damn it Cadance. Stop popping in front of my face like that!">"It's a charming tradition.""It never was either of those things.">She spreads her wings towards another political booth.>"Come see my wares.">Walk over to see two new guards.>Way more serious than the Equestrian counterparts.>"Is this the chosen, Empress?""No, and don't believe her lies about me. I'm not marrying Flurry.">Before Cadance could fume at you, crystal guard 1 actually smiles.>A very quick smile that turned into stone face.>"Good, the royal line needs not to be tainted by a non-pony.""Amen. That's the kind of Nationalist Specism I can respect.">"Anon, don't encourage them.""So what are your policies.">"Love!">Crystal Guard 2 nods, she continues for her Empress.>"Indeed. Love. Love for our nation to be a shining beacon against this chaotic world that must be put under hoof. All other creatures will be put to heel or be broken.""Good. Good. Tell me more.">Cadance is protesting, but you ignore her.>Gotten good at that.>Crystal Guard 2 actually puts a hoof on the table as she gets more excited.>"The Solar Crown as gotten lazy, we will install our Empress as the crown jewel of ponykind. No longer will we be a satellite state. Restore our stolen lands. Unite all of the world under one banner. Love will conquer all once again!">Aw, the two guards do a little salute.>Wait, you've seen that salute before.>Do they have windmill cutie marks?>Before you can investigate Cadance grabs you and drags you away."Oh come on, I want to know how they feel about ovens.">"I've been working really hard to keep them under control. Stop it!""Oh come on. It's not like you guys have a real economy. What do you even export? Inedible crystal berries? I expect you to invade Grifassistan by tomorrow."
>>42813591>"We're not Grif-ass-istan. It's Griffonstone.">Wow, these grumpy chickens have a stand here too."Whatever. What are you even doing here?">Gilda (cause who cares about the other griffons) huffs as she presents her board.>"Just representing home.""Anything to get away from that shit hole huh.">She grabs you by the tie and growls.>"Our policies includes better cooperation with the Pegasus cities. We could really restart the weather teams. Learn to read, dweeb.""So not a politic group looking to get voted into anything here. Just a petition.">Gilda lets you go and sits back down.>"I mean, I could get a seat somewhere. I have duel citizenship.">You think you hear a crystal pony guard growl.>"But why would I even do that? Boring.""You could become the mayor of Ponyville and ban Pinkie Pie.">She clicks her beak and points a claw at you.>"I like the way you think.""I would vote you in a heartbeat, but I can't vote.">"Right, right, 'cause you're property and all that.""Fuck you.">Storm off.>>42813579"Fuck off.">"Trixie would prefer to fuck on. As a bonus to my policies, even if I don't get voted in you can still move in with me.""You're not even a Ponyville residence. You can't put yourself on any ballet.">Trixie taps her chin with her hoof.>"No matter. I can easily remedy that by calling myself a political party.">Mayor Mare calls from down the auditorium.>"The registration fee is 10 bits.">"Trixie can't call herself a political party. Unless you fund me 10 bits.""And be raped by you? No thanks.">"Trrrixie will not be denied.""Wait a moment, didn't you have to pay to have a booth here?">Her eyes widens as several security guard mysteriously show up.>"Curses."
>>42813624>Man, can't vote or form you're own party.>Then an evil idea comes to you.>Can you join a party?>In a depressing corner of the event, is a booth.>A gloomy run down booth with frowns that won't turn upside down.>One that represents the most down trodden in society."Hey Cranky my donkey! What's your story?">"Did you really have to come here? I was happy being ignored.""And I'm happy to not get raped, but we can't have what we want. Talk to me.">Cranky groans as he throws down a pamphlet five years too old.>"Mules, cows, and other ungulates tend to get the short end of the stick. There's a giraffe that has to pretend she's an animal as crazy as that sounds. Ponies really don't have the best support system when you don't get cutie marks. Sure they try to accommodate you, but it's rather passive aggressive.""Like being a second class citizen.">He nodes."So what's keeping your group from succeeding?">"Money, support, the usual.">Lean down to whisper."And if you were in charge?">Cranky doesn't answer yet.>He looks at you, then slowly grins.>"Why a more harmonious existence, Mr. Anon.">Oh that glint in his eye.>He wants revenge."How about I help you. I want to join your party.">A look of confusion crosses him.>"Can you do that? Aren't you, you know, you?""See that's the thing. All these horsie parties have me as a rape victim as a major policy. They left it open for me to join so it can boost their party's position. Let me join you, we announce a Rape Anon raffle if your party gets voted in.">"Which makes all the ponies vote in the election.""As long as you promise to rig the raffle to never actually get me raped.">"Oh Anon, by the time we're in charge. The ponies will have other things to worry about. They'll never get the chance."
>>42813654>Ruin has come to Ponyville.>Everything is on fire.>The lower species have risen up and taken control of the system.>Panic is all around you.>The crystal castle is being torn down.>Raiding parties have formed against neighbors.>Some real anarchy shit.>Someone tugs at your shirt.>"Anon. When's the raffle?">Look down at Fluttershy, with her pink ticket."Shouldn't you be in a gulag?">"I've been good!">A shadow looms over her."Not good enough."
>>42813665The good ending, with anon plowing prime ungulateussy.
>>42813480>You step away from the door.>code red… orange, blue, yellow and the rest of the colors you don’t care to list right now.>You walk towards the kitchen of this small rundown ponyville shack.>The distinct sound of hooves on wood ring out as the blue horse gets impatient.>”I know you’re in there, anon!!”>You open your fridge, your salvation sitting right there next to a half empty ketchup bottle.>A golden square, made for the express purpose of defeating these tiny bundles of sunshine.>As you walk back towards the door you unwrap the geometric weapon of pony destruction from its plastic wrap.>You open the door by 45 degrees.>”Oh finally, you ape. Now are you gonna buck me-“>The great weapon flies from your hand. The distinct sound of American Sliced Cheese on an animals face cuts off the skittle pone.>Rainbow Dash writhes on the ground, her not so dexterous hooves clawing at her face to get the cheese off.>”AHH!! BUCK YOU, ANON!! NOT AGAIN!!!”>You close the door and go about your fuck ass business in the sanctity of your creaky house(Old green I made that seemed applicable).
>Anon dating Princess Luna because he's the only male in Equestria who isn't scared of her>She got instructions from Twilight Sparkle about dating which she learned exclusively from books>She also borrowed Twilight's favorite romance novels>(Twilight doesn't know about this bit)>You know, the Everfree Forest isn't that bad when I'm with you, Luna.>Fufufu Anon... There is something we really love about this place.>What is it?>That we're all alone in here...>She throws away her cloak, revealing her dominatrix outfit>Uhh what the fuck, Luna?>She pins Anon down under her hooves>AGH>We hope you like PAIN, Anon>No, no, no I don't like pai-AARGHH>WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED, BOY>S-she's into domination!>*Huff, huff* Princess Luna *huff* Stop!>Twilight Sparkle! Look! We did it! We're having sex! Our date was successful!>That's not dating Princess Luna! That's BDSM! And it's really hot, but Anon might not be into it!>P-Please... Take your hoof off my...>No, behold, Twilight Sparkle. It's just like in your books. That means we're doing it right.>Wait, books?... What b- Oh.>Perhaps you would like to show us how it's done, Twilight Sparkle?>Oh... I uh... Oh, well, I guess we can't go back anymore, can we? H-haha.>Neither can Anon, hahaha>H-hahaha>HAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHA now give me that whip, Princess Luna. I've got some pent-up sexual frustration to vent.>TWILIGHT SPARKLE>P-Princess Celestia?!>I can't believe what I am looking at, Twilight Sparkle.>It was all her idea, sister!>Unforgivable, Twilight Sparkle. You didn't give him the safe word.>Oh, right... The safe word...>And what is the safe word you will choose?>Uh... Friendship?>No, Twilight. That was a trick question. When you take your date in the Everfree Forest in the middle of the night, there is no safe word.>Thanks, Princess Celestia. I have learned a valuable lesson about BDSM today.>That's my girl. Now let me concentrate for a moment.>Oh. Looks like Anon has escaped. Wait, why did you just summon your fetish gear, Princess Celestia?!>That's right, Twilight Sparkle. The night is young, and the sub... is YOU. Right, Luna? Fufufufu...>Fufufufu...>Uh.. Uhhh... F-Friendship?
>>42813912That's not how you greentext
Lots of good green this thread
>>42814206As there should be, anonymous. :D
>>42813923He is drunk.
>>42814530Yeah I was a little tipsy yesterday
<--- your new marefriend
>>42814917She's like in my top 3
>>42814944That belong in the trash!
>EEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL
>>42814917>>42814944Shes like a fluttershy on steroids. Dont go anywhere alone with her.
>>42815431>"SHES NOT BETTER THEN ME!!"
>>42815431>Shes like a fluttershy on steroidsworse, she's a canonical marecel
>>42815443>"Yay!"
>>42815436>>42815447>Sprays fluttershy with salty water.Get on! Get!
>>42815443It just makes her more desperate to get in thou boxer briefs.
>>42815447what makes you think that Anon, who never had a proper romantic relationship with a member of opposite sex, would not help a fellow incel in their pursuit of happiness? >b-butyou seek pleasure to oneself instead of cooperation with your love interest
>>42815467You smug pompous imbecile! YOU DENSE FUCK! Its not about companionship! Its about not letting them win!
>>42815467I don’t know what kind of anons you write, but I like to think anonymous in flutterrape is a nice guy that always gets someone catching feelings for him, but he doesn’t want none of that for different reasons.>>42815474EXACTLY!! We can not let them win!
>>42815482>I don’t know what kind of anons you writeaverage anon
>>42815486Okay, I guess I just base him off me then.
>>42815486>Average>Average is boringJESUS CRAP!!!
>>42815489>be me>post >>42815483>get replied with that gif three minutes laterstop following me, Fluttershy
>>42815491ITS WHAT SHE DOES YOU FOOL!
>>42815498
>>42815499NONONONONONNONONONNONOOOOOO! WHY?! WHY WON'T YOU DIE??
>>42815501SHES DODGING VEGETANON!!! RUN!!
>>42815491What does this even mean?
>>42815490This reminds me of >>42801046
>>42815447Fluttershy, what got into you? You should lift up your fellow marecels.
>>42815647You know she's a bitch that hides behind her insecurities.
>>42815663Canonically false, Discord's attempts to inflame resentment in her heart were totally ineffective.
>>42815678This but to anon.
>>42815720What is Flutterrape's official stance on Fluttershy rape baiting Anon?
>>42815747As long as anon is creeped out and not fucking with it. It’s flutterrape.
>>42815501That has literally never worked even once, why would you bother
>>42815747"Fascinating. However, I have no rape fantasies. Later."
