I need sex with them both at the same time.
>>42808541>bothFaggot, just fuck Cadance.
>>42808541>bothFaggot, just fuck Shining.
>>42808541>bothFaggot, just fuck the two anons above me.
I would be all over that horse cock, she can watch and touch herself.
I would be all over that pink horse pussy, he can watch and touch himself.
>>42809054>>42809094
>>42808541I just want to fucking cuddle them, man.
>>42808541I wouldn't fuck them but they must be good at duo snuggles with you in the middle
>>42809130>>42809131based
>>42809130>>42809131Someone hand these two gentlemen their rightful ticket.
>>42808974Your ticket's been destroyed by Cadence herself.
>>42808541Unf. I want Cadance on my dick and shining on my mouth.
>>42809096>Anon, after stumbling into an artifact of tremendous magical power, is easily able to overpower the crystal empire.>Cadence and Shining Armor surrender, willing to accept any terms that spare their people.>Expecting the worst, instead anon only asks to live in the castle with them and to lock both the princess and prince in enchanted chastity.>Expecting far worse, they take the deal.>Initially they planned that this would be the end of their sex life. Though they may never fuck again, they'll keep eyes only for eachother.>But that did not last forever. They got more and more desperate, and Anon started looking more and more handsome.>So when Anon finally offered to unlock them to sleep with him, their resolve was weak.>Cadence gave up first, at first ashamed to ask and hoping Anon would keep it a secret, Anon only accepted once she begged him to take her in front of Shining.>Shining barely knew what was happening when he heard that "click!" and the metal binding his wife fell away.>He gave up that very night, waiting for Cadence to be locked up again so he could finally get out of his cage.>That night they'd lie in bed together, both relocked, and with a clear head for the first time since they were defeated.>Their love for eachother still strong, but forced to accept that would happen again and again, and both of them would like it every time.Only way I could see it happening.
>>42809131>>42809130
>>42808541>Cuck threadGo back to >>>/trash/
>>42810075Fucking cute.
>>42810078Polyamory isn't cuckoldry.
>>42809847Yeah but at least they still love each other.Also nice short
Retards... all of you...
>>42810116Yes, Flurry Heart can also sleep in the bed with us.
>>42810113Question is if they'll always hate Anon, yet grow to associate that hate and fear with pleasure, or both fall for him, the conversations they have alone and fantasies they share together while locked up becoming more about Anon than eachother. Either way, they will eventually reach a point where the chastity is unnecessary, even if freed they'd never enjoy eachother's bodies again. Only their owner will be able to excite them.This is a bad end, and you should feel bad for enjoying it.
>>42810116My secret daughter...
>>42808541This, but also include Twilight to make it a gigadegenerate foursome.
>>42810078Fucking married mares is based.
>>42810129>This is a bad end, and you should feel bad for enjoying it.>tf>tp
>>42809847Kek, I don't even know what to say.
>>42808541Slut on the left
>>42810129>Question is if they'll always hate AnonShining will die of old age one day, and Cadance will eventually forget about him and move on.
>>42811029How will she get the enchanted chastity belt off? She's going to remember him forever.
>>42811036>How will she get the enchanted chastity belt off?Anon, will help her with that.
>>42811041>Shining will die of old age one day, and Cadance will eventually forget about him(Anon, because he also died) and move on. (She won't always hate Anon because he's insignificant to an immortal alicorn.)>Shining will die of old age one day, and Cadance will eventually forget about him(Shining, because she'll be getting railed by Anon long after Shining is gone) and move on. (She won't always hate Anon because she'll fall for him)Ah, I see where I got confused.
>>42811045>Anon, after stumbling into an artifact of tremendous magical power, is easily able to overpower the crystal empireI think Anon could easily extend his life with such a powerful magical artifact.
>>42810116
I would be all over that horse cock, he can watch and touch himself.
>>42811649You ARE the father!
good end
>>42812050More of this.
>>42812050I prefer this >>42808974 version.
>>42812144>cuckshitGo back to >>>/trash/
>>42812146Anon, look! I married Cadance today! Are you happy for me? https://files.catbox.moe/un9m04.png
>>42812206Kek nice wedding ring.
>>42812050>this is actually just an entirely mundane sleepover>ponies insist on you sleeping nude because not doing so is weird
>>42812473What happens when i get my inevitable boner?
>>42811649Why is he sweating?
>>42810129>bad end,>everyone gets off>including meNo. Not bad.
>>42812657They adjust so that they're not touching your dick because they don't want to make you uncomfortable and then they go right back to sleep.
>>42812682So i get blue balls even innaquestria?
>>42812473>mundane sleepoverAdults don't have mundane sleepovers. Are you like 10 or something?
>>42812206Cadance looks like a slutty bimbo with pink lipstick. I like it.
>>42812353You should see the ceremony.
>>42812050Hot
>>42808974Hot
>>42812704Do you think Applejack, Twilight and Rarity were fucking?
>>42812704Ponies do. That's one of many reasons ponies are better than humans.
>>42812754That was season 1, when Faust was in charge and the girls were canonically 15, or whatever from the show Bible.
>>42812772This really hurts to think about. Ponies are so supportive that you have cuddle sleepovers. No one would really be all that despondent. Nothing like this shit world.
>>42812779Regardless of what the show bible says, the mane six are treated as functional adults from the start of the show to the end of the show. Thus whatever activities they do are presumably considered normal adult activities.
>>42812810Ok I'm gonna ask Celestia and Luna for a sleepover
>>42812814If you're good friends with them I think they'd really enjoy it.
>>42812782It's the hedgehog's dilemma. We live in a far harsher world, so we all have thorns to protect ourselves. That means we have to be careful when approaching eachother to be sure we don't hurt one another. Ponies don't have to worry about most things we do. They all know they can trust eachother, so they don't have any thorns.If we make our world safer, and it becomes easier to trust one another, maybe we all can become more like ponies.
>>42812889>It is in your nature to destroy each other
>>42812898No, whenever a human hurts someone else, they're going against their nature, and are silently hurting themself too. Ponies do that too, there's lots of examples in the series. The difference is that we're fools who think we can withstand the pain and that we'll get something out of holding on to all our justifications and continuing to make the same mistakes. The only pony who thinks like that is Starlight Glimmer.
>>42808541Based. I want all 3 of us to cum at the same time.
>>42812953Good news, love magic can make that happen.
>>42812964My throat and dong are all I need.
>>42812966Anon, I want to wish the best for you but I feel like you're setting yourself up for disappointment here.
>>42812973Ok. Maybe my hands too. And if I fail, we will practice. Nightly. Until we succeed. And then we will succeed nightly.
>>42812733Oh god
>>42812471Amazing
>>42813446>medieval EuropeI'm of the rare mind that high trust people isn't necessarily about race. Cases can be made using percentages but like they used to say, there's no such thing as just a little booger in the punch bowl. Having single digit percentage of psychopathy and malignant personality isn't any better than a larger percentage of impulsivity.We can find the best and cultivate it. But that's not what we do. Our entire system rewards greed, excuses or outright ignores evil, and stands for nothing. We built that.
>>42812662Why wouldn't he be sweating?
>>42813446>[Deleted]janny strikes again
>>42812889I think the world would be better if we went into heat rather than horny at a whim any time of the year. That would make platonic cuddles so much easier.
>>42812662If you were holding a ball of vibrating and humming plutonium, would you tremble?
>>42815053That's curious to think about. When people talk about heat, it's normally only about how it effects characters during heat, but it would also mean outside of heat they have no sexual desires.