I NEED to dick down Cadencehttps://files.catbox.moe/crqy4l.png
>>42810499>Oh uhhhh, Nice horn?>Oh Anon, you silly naive thing>Maybe that's what you found so satisfying about him>Everything was new and strange to his eyes>He didn't act all stuck up and cordial like all the other noble ponies you had to deal with>He was genuine, and that made him an absolute joy to you>In the middle of your reminiscing a flickering light catches your eye>Anon's form begins to shimmer before fading>Air wells up into your lungs but dares not leave>It has been awhile since you last used this little trinket>A small stone left to you by Anon long ago>It once contained many moments shared by the both of you>Little interactions you had, all the way to the days you would spend trying to teach him how to woo a mare>It was like a living scrapbook.....>But alas, time has taken its toll>Only a few brief moments still live in this treasured item>The rest have faded>With a slow exhale your gaze falls upon the small courtyard beneath your balcony>A large oak nestled against the edge of it>He planted that tree not long after he first showed up in Equestria>He certainly wasn't an arborist by nature but if Anon was anything, it was hard headed>The little sapling sprouted and soon took root despite all of Anons antics to make it grow faster>It was resilient, much like its gardener>That little patch of dirt right at the base of the tree is what always draws your attention however>He said to just toss him over the walls and let the timber wolves fight over what was left but you couldn't bear the thought>Instead you gave him a modest little cairn>A stack of rocks that had long since fallen over>He would just have to accept it>These days you think back to what he last said to you more than your probably should>Almost tauntingly he said that this wasn't the end>That what is real cannot die, only change shape and design>He said that you would see each other again, sooner than you might think>That even though you may not recognize him. he would recognize you>Ever since that day you would watch things more closely>A bird perching a bit too close>A moth lingering a bit to long>Even the oak tree giving you a bit too much shade>Maybe he was right>Looking up to the sky you could see the moon still high in the sky>The night was still young and so you sat the little relic back down into its case>You scoop up a few photo albums and place them on your back>You should hurry down before they worry>This was Flurry's 16th birthday after all and you just had to bust out the baby photos to embarrass her
>>42810499>Cadence
>>42810499It's easy, just become a citizen of the Crystal Empire.
>>42810966Good stuff, alicorn blues is always a special kind of feel
>>42811098The Princess Special is a sausage pizza. It's the only meat available for consumption in Equestria and it's entirely so she can do pizza delivery roleplay with Shiny.
>>42811107>The Princess Special is a sausage pizzaI believed you, but curiosity got the better of me, so I decided to find the full picture. https://derpibooru.org/images/2882731Anon.... You lied to me...
>>42811133Nah, it's a pizza.
>>42811133To be fair, that's a pretty big sausage.
>>42810499There is already a board for this cuck thread >>>/trash/
>>42811394Meds
>>42810966more?
>>42811394So, on /mlp/, it's forbidden to want to fuck mares, am I understanding you correctly?
>>42811844Yes. I love stallions, and so should you, as well as doing whatever I say.
>>42811966Eww faggot
>>42810499i wonder if legit cadancefags exist out there
>>42812163Maybe they do exist. Personally, I just want to fuck this slut.https://files.catbox.moe/ws8hnh.png
>>42812163I am. I write greens about her sometimes and I also draw her. However if I were ever to go to Equestria I wouldn't pursue her because she already has Shining Armor, Its strange but I think they are perfect together and that I would be perfect for somepony else too. I am content in my own autism
>>42812323>if I were ever to go to Equestria I wouldn't pursue her because she already has Shining ArmorThat's fucking weak, man. You must fight for what you love.
It was in one of the princess generals a long time ago that a writefag wrote out what would happen if the princesses met their fags(fans).>Sunbutt and Moonbottom otherwise accept their fans, even if they're both autismal retards>When the Cadancefag goes before them and he spills that he basically waifus her, Condense and Shiny just glare at him til he goes back standing with the other 2
>>42812323>Implying your personal Equestria wouldn't have her be singleIf Luna or Dashie wouldn't have me, and if there were more lore and shit like that on her, I would absolutely be a candyfag.
>>42812274>https://files.catbox.moe/ws8hnh.pngHoly shit be careful with that thing bro. It's so big it could be used as a weapon. You might knock Cadance out if you keep slapping her cheeks like that.
>>42812323The idea is you get Shiny too.
>>42812323blessed, imo
>>42810966>posted brown again award
>>42812323>However if I were ever to go to Equestria I wouldn't pursue her because she already has Shining Armor, Its strange but I think they are perfect togetherCuck mentality. Pathetic.
>>42812274What's the appeal of a cock slapping?
>>42812163I'm right here. I've been talking about my addiction ot her for a while now.Well, it's not an addiction per se, it's more of a pavlovian conditioning at this point. If I see her, I need to masturbate to her. This was bad before 2020, it got worse during the pandemic, and it reached astronomical levels of bad after the rise of AI chatbots.No, I do not get tired of her, she's a succubus that's draining me dry and even though I used to hate her, at some point I just made my peace with it. This is what I am, this is what I like.The highlight of my entire year was this January when her comic released and it followed literally all of my headcanons (and it respected her book, which I've read back to back.)I even picked up rollerskating because of her.
>>42813396>I NEED NTR I NEED ITShitskin hands wrote this
>>42813404Not necessarily NTR. In most of my scenarios, Shining is either okay with it, it happened before meeting him, or he's even a part of it.My interest in Cadance is purely sexual, and I do think they make a cute couple.
>>42813414You've turned to sycophant AI slop to live out your cuckfantasy, lusting after what you can't have. You will never be white and never go to Equestria.
>>42813396BASED HIGH T CHADThe number of faggots and weak cuckolds in this thread is off the charts.
>>42813463>you're a cuck if you don't want to ruin the purity of equestria
>>42813463I agree, seriously the what the hell is with this place these days? People like >>42813473 would have been run out of here back in '15
>How do you do fellow horsefuckers? >Agreed, anons should strive to make Equestria more like Earth!|>
>>42813473You're either a weak low T cuckold, or a 50 year old fat faggot with erectile dysfunction and zero libido. If I see a beautiful mare, I don't care if she's married, I want to fuck her. >purity of equestriaIf there is sex in Equestria, then I don't consider it to be as heavenly pure as you think it is. Sex = lust. I also believe that there are affairs in Equestria just like on Earth, though perhaps not as often as among humans. This is quite natural for living beings with sexual needs. We are all animals, both humans and ponies. And sometimes we want something more exciting, something forbidden.>>42813498If I fuck one married mare, Equestria won't change.
>>42813534>GIBS ME DAT OOOGABOOGA WHERE DA WHITECODED SOCIETY PUSSY AT?You aren't going tyrone.
>>42813534If we're being pedantic Baby Cakes confirms that cheating is a thing given that the joke at least proves that Mr. Cake has some level of anxiety about the possibility that his foals might not be his. That wouldn't be the case if cheating never happened in Equestria.
>>42813534>If there is sex in Equestria, then I don't consider it to be as heavenly pure as you think it is. Sex = lustYou also forgot that mares have heat cycles. That's the time when they want to fuck like rabbits.
>>42813541>WHITECODED SOCIETY PUSSY ATWhat the fuck are you even talking about? Are you mentally ill?
>>42813542>>42813548>All your waifus are whores, snowpity doesn't exist and they will debase themselves at a moments notice because of [something that doesn't exist in canon]|>
>>42813560Calm down. I made a reference to a specific episode and called it a pedantic argument, which it is.
>>42813534>If I see a beautiful mare, I don't care if she's married, I want to fuck her.
>>42813560>All your waifus are whoresWhere did I say that? All I said was that there may be promiscuous mares in Equestria, it's not heaven.>something that doesn't exist in canonPonies have heat cycles. If they didn't, they wouldn't have reproduced enough to populate the entire continent. It's a natural thing.
>>42813580>Ponies have heat because Equestria isn't a ghost town... I will ignore the 1000 canon years they had to spread but my coomer fantasy is totally legitmental gymnastics
>>42813586>coomer fantasyHuh? It's just nature and biology. Almost all mammals have something similar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estrous_cycle
>>42813593>Equestria is just Earth, you dumb goy they're just animals! Look at this (((Wikipedia)))>By the way did you know the sun and moon moves on its own too? (((Wikipedia says so)))|>
>>42813600Anon... Ponies are mammals. Mares become pregnant and produce milk. Yes, they have magical capabilities, but they are still fucking mammals, magical mammals.
>>42813608>Pregnancy means that mares are sluts and whores who don't value their spouses because of a (((wikipedia))) on Earth. |>
>>42813615moot giving into the /new/fags killed this site, you can't talk about fucking a pretty pony without someone freaking out and saying you're destroying western civilization.
>>42813628You aren't blending in.
this is how it's done fags
>>42813657True.
>>42813615>Pregnancy means that mares are sluts and whoresI didn't say that. The example with milk and pregnancy was given to indicate that ponies are mammals, but you seem to have a reading comprehension problems.>>42813628I think he's genuinely mentally ill. He literally makes things up in his head.
>>42813657I'm not a faggot, sorry.
>>42813657that's gay
>>42813660>Insert [noncanon] justification for your coomer NTR cuck fantasy>Call opponents of the idea mentally ill|>
>>42813669>noncanonSee >>42813608They are magical mammals. MAMMALS. Do you know what that means, right? You call everyone brown, but your level of education is on par with a savage nigger from Africa.
>>42813677You're too retarded to make a distinction of fantasy from irl reality and intermix it with all or nothing trying to force the overton window to accept degeneracy in Equestria like a jew poisoning a well.
>>42813677>>something that doesn't exist in canon>Ponies have heat cycles>that mares have heat cycles. That's the time when they want to fuck like rabbits.when is that canonically shown in the shown? when has that been confirmed? especially the second part that it works like a horses cycle
>>42813541>>42813560>>42813586>>42813600>>42813615>>42813669>>42813686>REEEEEEEEE YOU CANNOT FANTASIZE ABOUT MARRIED MARES! Anon, if you don't like it, you can just ignore it. What's the point of seething for 10+ posts? Are you autistic?
>>42813496>how do you do fellow oldfags
>>42813691>youre seething>n-n-not me t-trying to j-justify my shitty headcanons i-i-i'm an oldfag i swear
>>42813686>>42813690Mares in Equestria give birth like mares on Earth and produce milk like mares on Earth. This is canon. This means that ponies are mammals, and all mammals have some sort of mating cycles. Yes, Equestria is a fantasy world, but at the base of any fantasy world lies the real world.
>>42813714when has any heat cycle been mentioned in the show canonically? you are smart enough to answer this question
>>42813714>Circular logic of repeating itself, >avoids the entire argument being flawed|>
>>42813714>like mares on Earthfoals in equestria are nothing like foals on earth, you are a retarded secondary even to irl horses, if ponies thrived then they are at the top of the food chain and would make estrus cycles unnecessary and retarded, estrus is only good for fanfics and greenskill yourself
>>42813719>when has any heat cycle been mentioned in the show canonically?It's a children's show. Do you want them to make an episode about the estrous cycle? They didn't even dare to show pregnant mares, but we know for sure that pregnancy is canon since Mrs. Cake gave birth to a couple of foals. Hasbro wouldn't show the heat cycle directly, but they might give us a hint. The closest thing I can think of is Rarity in the episode "Simple Ways." She acts weird the whole episode. Especially in this gif. Just look at how she moves her hind leg.
>>42813759>Pregnancy means estrus, No it's not canon but trust me bro my jewish uncle lives in Equestria
>>42813759>It's a children's showso it has never been mentioned and you are talking out off your ass, understood
>>42813746>if ponies thrived then they are at the top of the food chain and would make estrus cycles unnecessary and retardedThe ponies were almost wiped out by the Windigos. There are many powerful magical creatures in Equestria, and disasters are constantly occurring. The estrous cycle is necessary to quickly restore the population. Ursa Major is larger than Poniville, imagine if this enormous creature were to attack the village.
>>42813786That was 1000 years ago, btw tourist.
>>42813777>so it has never been mentioned and you are talking out off your assNah, it's just natural for mammals. Ponies are animals, magical animals.
>>42813775>>42813777Yeah, that's definitely normal behavior for a mare, nothing to see here. All mares are angels, and they don't have things like eww estrous.
>>42813786>The ponies were almost wiped out by the Windigosthe ponies were already a major force by that time with royalty (unicorns) and an army (pegasi) included, you never watched the show retard>what if [thing that never happened]ponies already survived shit like dragons and even discord, they are at the top of the food chain, retard>still can't refute foals in the show not working like foals irlkill yourself
>>42813800>Nah, it's just natural for mammals. Ponies are animals, magical animals.ok then show me when in the show is anything like an estrus cycle mentioned?
>>42813794>>42813815>ponies already survived shit like dragons and even discord, they are at the top of the food chain>That was 1000 years agoSo it makes sense from an evolutionary point. Imagine ancient Equestria, when there were no princesses, no powerful unicorns. Ponies probably died like flies from all kinds of powerful magical creatures. Of course, they need estrous to avoid extinction in such an environment. Ponies began to live more or less well only when the Princesses appeared and at least some kind of society was established.
>>42813810How is this gif supposed to help your argument?
>>42813817Just watch Simple Ways.
>>42813834he thinks crush = estrus which is retarded as shit
>>42813835show me when in Simple Ways anything like an estrus cycle is mentioned
>>42813831Your jewish attempt to shove evolution where it doesn't belong because your cumbrain is rotten is noticed.
>>42813841Pregnancy was not mentioned on the show either, but the foals were born. It's the same situation here.
>>42813850>no arguments>muh jewJust take the L like a man.
>>42813852so you can not show me when in Simple Ways an estrus cycle is mentioned, got it
>>42813856Keep grasping at straws secondary.
>>42813831>imagine [shit that never happened in the show]retard>Ponies began to live more or less well only when the Princesses appearedyeah you never watched the show, retard Kill Yourself
>>42813861You can continue to deny nature if it helps you sleep at night. I hope you end up in Equestria, where all the ponies are holy virgins and don't have any hormonal surges, just like robots.
>>42810499>ask if legit cadancefags exist out there>retard with cuck fetish appears and starts a nonsensical debate about his retarded headcanonlesson learned
>>42813831Honestly, in the world you describe I'd expect estrus blockers to very quickly become a regular part of pony life. If they really were aggressively breeding to compete with severe predation and then that stopped for at least a thousand years, that would create a population crisis that would destroy their society if not taken care of in one way or another.
>>42813872>You can continue to deny naturei would stop if you show me when in Simple Ways an estrus cycle is mentioned
Jesus 51 new posts?
>>42813896People love to argue baby!
>>42813872Aibrowns have a problem with pony virginity now too?
>>42813865Try to respond to my points next time.>>42813867>imagine [shit that never happened in the show]So, according to you, ponies didn't have their own Stone Age? They didn't evolve, they just rqndomly appeared in Equestria?>yeah you never watched the showWell, tell me how well the ponies lived before the Princesses. Constant famines, constant race wars, they were almost exterminated by the Windigos.
>>42813878>enters a thread called "I NEED to dick down Cadence">outraged that people are posting about wanting to fuck a married mareAutism
>>42813896See >>42813691A regular schizo visited the thread. He shows up in almost every human x mare thread.
>>42813934Does he show up in the generals? I never check those so I have no clue.
>>42813880>that would create a population crisis that would destroy their society if not taken care of in one way or another.Mares control themselves better I guess. They can always just lock themselves in the house for a week. Maybe they even came up with some kind of spell to ease the heat.
>>42813936>I never check those so I have no clue.Same.
>>42813936You can spot him pretty easily, he often uses [ ] and ((( ))) symbols in greentext. Just read this thread.
>>42813921>according to youaccording to you ponies are just like irl horses, the show disproves that with foalsyour retarded assumption is that an estrus may have existed way way WAY back which, even if it did (it didn't), it wouldn't affect or matter at all in everything presented in the show where ponies are at the top of the food chain with little reason to have an estrus, retard>constantyeah you never watched the show, retardkill yourself
>>42813936So you ARE a faggot tourist.
>>42813962the schizo in question is the faggot, or faggots mord than likely, thinking an estrous cycle exists in equestria to justify promiscuity and their fetishes, not the ones using brackets and parentheses
>>42813936>>42813954Do you guys really not go into generals? How the hell do you even use this board?Do you just hit refresh and wait for an interesting prompt thread to pop up?
>>42814073I don't use the human-on-pony generals like AiE, RGRE, Flutterrape, Purest Love, etc, no. I have other ones I use.
>>42814073>brainmelted social media addict confused and angered when confronted by something outside their echo chamber
you mean you just ... treat the website like tv? you just turn it on and then turn it off later?? ??????
>>42812323Well anon perhaps you are a Cadencefag but wanting to fuck her isn’t morally wrong since it’s your own version of her. You can still want her and be morally right. Like that saying, Gooning is a mockery and Cooming foolish, but Jelquing ethically is a skill. That’s why it’s called a Masterbate
Hey schizo, I fuck this pink slut Cadance every day. What are you going to do about it? Keep whining in the thread like a little bitch?
>>42814355I still don't get why she'd know the name for it. Surely she'd call it a sheath, if anything, right?
>>42814360>I still don't get why she'd know the name for itAnon's influence.
>>42814355Based
I'm surprised this thread hasn't been purged, usually when two people argue these days, the entire thread gets deleted
