So uhhh what is she the princess of anyways?
>>42836641she's the princess of WAR!
>>42836641McDonalds McFlurries
>>42836655Does she have a spell to fix the ice cream machine?
>>42836658How else do you think she proved she was ready to ascend the throne?
>>42836641Of nothing in particular. Nobody can tell what she's doing and it's supposed to be liberating, like Zen or something.>>42836653Why is she leading changelings?
>>42836641explosions
>>42836733Of the internal variety
>>42836641She's the princess of kissy, cuddly, incest sex.
>>42836641eating Cozy Glow out
>>42836641bouncing on my dick
>>42836766with (you)!, Prince Anonymous ,her baby brother!
>>42836641when she grew up, she rode King Sombra's big cock
>>42837292lucky
>>42836641Racism
>>42836641Toys, or maybe that's her mom, I can't remember
>>42837278I can hardly imagine a better life.
>>42837174>>42837278>>42837460>>>/trash/
>>42836766I read that as incel sex.
>>42837893Ofc you would.
>>42836641Princess of Edgyness of course.
>>42837893Getting your hopes up there anon.
>>42836641SEX
>>42836641I was writing a fanfic that I meant to release the same day as the official last episode. I gave up on it, and lost the document a while ago.I had Flurry form a one-sided friendship with Cozy Glow in stone form, hoping that she'd be able to hear her. Eventually Twilight's conscience gets the better of her, and decides to release the three villains. Chrysalis and Tirek get banished, but Cozy gets shown some kindness. She gets adopted as Twilight's niece. Her and Flurry Heart (now called Skyla) become like sisters.Later on, they'd manage to re-activate the tree of harmony, and because of Starlight's influence, there's a seventh element. Empathy.This would be Skyla's element, and she'd be the Sixth ranger to the student 6. (not the leader though. since that's Gallus's job as the element of Magic)
>>42838331>Gallus's job as the element of MagicWhy him?
>>42836641>what she princess of?As of the end of the show she's still Princess of Crapping her diaper.
Empathy or some other form of positive emotion connected to love. Flurry doesn’t really get that much in terms of fan art and greens so post some that you have seen or read. https://ponepaste.org/10846 Be warned this is not finished but it has an interesting concept.
>>42838340One point in the season 8 finale (can't be fucked to find this screenshot) has him glowing with the same color as Magic.Aside from that, he's the best fit for the element. They make a few different jokes about how well he completes his schoolwork and how much effort he puts into understanding it. (school of friendship, so it's linked to the magic of friendship) He's also the one that usually takes a leadership role. I don't think you should especially need to be magical to use the element of magic. Even if we take into account the original version as the Element of Sorcery.Really, I don't see who else it could even be.The Skittlebug is too meek to lead. She's probably either Generosity/Beauty or Kindness/HealingThe Hippogriff is probably either Laughter/Hope or Loyalty/BraveryThe yellow one is so nondescript that I'd be tempted to give him Honesty/Strength, but that'd just be an insult to Applejack.Smoulder seems more like a Loyalty, but Honesty also fits.Yona could be Kindness, Honesty, or Loyalty, really.(if you can't tell, it's been a while since I saw season 8, and didn't really care a lot when I saw it initially.)Something often not brought up is that at the end of Season 3, Celestia rephrases the elements in her own way, which could point to that being a more accurate interpretation than what the dusty old book Twilight was reading said. She did wield the elements with Luna after Starswirl left.They were Leadership, Charity, Compassion, Devotion, Integrity, and Optimism. Those fit far better as core aspects of a good friendship than any of the other ones.(I opened up Magical Mystery Cure for this, but didn't want to look up all the students' names.)So in that vein, I'd probably give:Gallus = LeadershipHippogriff = OptimismYellow One = CompassionSkittlebug = CharityYona = IntegritySmoulder = Devotion
>>42836641She's the princess of poop and pee because she has issues controlling her bowels.
>>42836653Uh, it's the Princess of DEFENSE, war-mongering chud.
>>42836641Even as a mare, Flurry Heart still has incontinence problems, so she still has to wear diapers so that she doesn't mess herself. This is why Flurry Heart is the princess of poop and pee.
Princess of Getting Anon in Deep,Deep Trouble.
>>42838628>condom>when she can't get pregnant>daughter of the princess of love>even considering using protection
>>42836641Depraved violence, mindless sex, and the deliberate abuse of dangerous drugs
>>42837685Why wouldn't this one >>42837292 belong there, /trash/-kun?
>>42838628>>>/trash/
>>42838628Damn fillies
>>42836641The princess of latching onto you like a leech until you're a desiccated mummy
Wanting to have sex with a cartoon horse baby does not make you funny or interesting.
>>42839458What if I wanna play fun games with the cartoon horse baby?
>>42839460I hope you like ogres & oubliettes.
>>42836641
I don't know why but for some reason this pony is one of my favorites to gen anthro coom of.
>>42839947Flurry Heart is a semen demon.
>>42839468hell yeah
>>42836641NTRing mares and fillies through home invasions in which she rapes the male members of the household for hours while forcing their wives and sisters to watch.It costs the crystal palace millions in hush money and damages but the alternative is Cadance imprisoning her teenage daughter in a crystal and she just doesn't have the heart for it yeet.
>>42838676You can tell what he's into.
>>42837304Against who?
>>42836641Harmony through any means necessary
>>42842089Now give me the one that isn't for ants
>>42836641Princess of muh dickWhat's she like as a grown mare, anons?
>>42842033You
>>42840307>>42839947>>42839458
>>42837153UUUUOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>42842349Wait, what? Dude, why in the hell would I want to have sex with Flurry Heart?! That's just wrong, man. I mean, would you want to bang a pony that, into marehood, still has terrible incontinence problems? What if she ends up being and/or pooping all over the place during sex? Eugh! No thanks! I'm sure there's someone out there for everyone, even for the Princess of Poop and Pee, but no! I don't want that!
>>42842190she looks evil in this pic
>>42842610I'm glad this artist is dead
>>42839458Who says I'm trying to be funny or interesting?>>42842635>What if she ends up being and/or pooping all over the place during sex?Either you do it after she poops or clean the mess
>>42838400You know what. Even if I really don't like anything past S3.I'd give your fic a read. It sounds like a good read.
>>42842610I'm glad this artist is alive
>>42842754>rape
>>42842824That's a BABY
>>42842859/10
>>42836641Light or Hope.
>>42836641>what is she the princess of anyways?Poorly thought toy sales.
>>42842610THE OOOLLEEE DICKTWIST!!!!!!!
>>42844776>daddyI never got how people started finding that shit hot.
>>42844410>sniffffffffAhhh
>>42842626I have never considered myself a pedofag but wow... I really want to be cohersed to do inmoral and illegal things by this evil filly.
>>42836641this is the color that flurry's coat should be. even her canon coat is too pink for me.
>>42844863I'm pretty sure Hasbro was constantly giving the note 'make the princesses pinker'.
>>42844779Plot twist: Flurry Heart is actually talking to Shining Armor.
>>42844907Still don't get the appeal.
>>42844914It's based in the power dynamic. One is an experienced stern hand of leadership who's responsible for the other, and the other is innocent and pure while knowing she's taken care of. It's just kicked up to an insane degree.Really, the people who do this fetish just want a relationship with traditional gender roles, but we live in a society that tells us that's not acceptable any more, so it has to be practiced with the mindset that it's freaky and should be kept secret at all costs.
>>42838662I got that reference
>>42839458BABBO SEGZBABBO SEGZBABBO SEGZ
>>42844410Why is her head backwards
>>42844776F-ffffuuuuuuck.... muh dick
>>42845462>SEGZYou have to go back.
>>42836641She isn't the princess of anything, she was born an alicorn, unless you wanna say she's the princess of babies or something stupid like that
>>42837174Source on this please?
>>42846525She's not the princess of babies. She's the baby of princesses.
>>42846685>She's not the princess of babies.That's right. She's the princess of making babies.
>>42846629It’s on Derpi.
>>42837174>>42847011Fuckhead i found it myself and you're black https://derpibooru.org/images/1677971
>>42845462Do not the babbo.
>>42847679>oh nooooooo I had to do something more than click a link that was spoonfed to me my life is literally hell on earthK-k-k-kill yourself
>>42848048nta but you are less than human.
>>42848081>I cannot be bothered and/or am too retarded to look up on image by myself, I need to be spoonfed the direct linkSorry, but you're the subhuman here.
>>42848083it's vastly less work to provide a link than it is to manually find the image. you are not only intentionally not helping your fellow man, you're also making him do more work than it would take for you to help him. you are less than human.
>>42848084>it's vastly less work to provide a linkThat assumes the user has the link in the first place. Here, let me give you a small tutorial on basic internet netiquette:>you see an image you like>you ask for the source>anon tells you it's on the boorus>you first go look it up on the boorus using tags that can easily be derived by using your brain and eyes>you can't find it after searching for at least 5 minutes, so you decide to ask the anon for the direct link>"Do you have a direct link, please? I can't seem to find it myself.">anon graciously provides the direct link after you spent at least a modicum of effort to fix your own shitIn the future, think back to this conversation. It will save you a lot of impotent seethe in advance. A little humility and thankfulness goes a long way.
>>42846502>>42848037WAN BABU SEGGS
>>42848084Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.
>>42848143except in this case "fishing" is something that everyone already knows how to do, it's just tedious, so you aren't teaching the man anything, you're just making him do busy work for no reason.
>>42848155>something that everyone already knows how to do, it's just tediousSo you admit you're just shifting the work from yourself to the other anon, and can't even comprehend how that can be seen as rude. Are you a zoomer by any chance? The level of entitlement they have is about the same as yours.
>>42848159like i said, i'm not even the guy who wanted the pic, i'm just an actual human capable of participating in society. and way to completely ignore my point. by telling him to find it on it's own when you are (almost certainly) better equipped to find it, you aren't making him do his own work, you are creating more work to be done.
>>42848155>"fishing" is something that everyone already knows how to doClearly not lmao.
>>42848183he literally found it retard. evidently he does know.
>>42848177And he didn't become "better equipped" to type three tags into a booru by getting spoonfed, now did he? Kids these days.
>>42848137I'm not offended by you wanting to fuck the baby, I'm offended by you using Tiktok speech. You can just say you wanna fuck Flurry Heart, it's easy.
>>42848194the person who originally posted the image is always better equipped to find it again than the person asking for it, not because he's necessarily more experienced with boorus, but precisely because he's the one who's seen the image before and saved it. it's easier to find something you've found before than something you haven't.
>>42848210Oooooor you could stop thinking you're entitled to other people's time and find it yourself. Stop being lazy.
>>42848210>because he's the one who's seen the image before and saved it.I have saved literally thousands upon thousands of images on my PC. I know that they are on the boorus, (and for many I also have the booru ID in the filename but anon here clearly didn't, or maybe he just remembered seeing it there and never saved it), but I do not know the exact location of each and every picture that I saved. So I would have to look it up. Just like you had to. So yes, you are simply shifting the work from yourself to another and thanklessly complain and even call the other person a nigger when someone doesn't want to do your work for you. No anon, you are the nigger here.
>>42848177Goddamn, I just tried looking for it myself and I found it in ONE go with just the tags "flurry heart,sketch,ahegao". How fucking lazy do you have to be to complain about this?
>>42838225absolutely
>>42848313Zoomers genuinely don't know how to use search functions on websites since they're used to algorithmic feeds, it's pretty depressing. Odds are the reason why he's complaining is because his best idea was to just search>flurry heart, explicitand then scroll through until he found the right one.
>>42848321It's not even the stupidity that annoys me the most though, it's the entitlement. Everybody has to learn when they are new to something and that's fine, but these creatures literally expect others to baby them through all of their life and then whine and bitch when someone doesn't wipe their ass for them. Total Zoomer Death.
You will wake up to her sniffing your balls during your stay in Equestria
>unironic generationfagging
>>42848364She can't handle my ball odor. It's too strong for her.
>>42836641Property damage.
>>42844833Such is the power of Gollyta>>42846415Owl foalFowl
Built for Cozy Glow
>>42848217You have spent way more time typing all these seething replies instead of just posting a link. You are black and you think gatekeeping a link is cool because you're 30 years old
>>42849223>literal no uConcession accepted, zoomoid. As expected, your kind will never learn.
>>42849223I'm not the one crying like a baby because strangers on the internet won't do everything for me.
>>42849323you literally are doing that though.
>>42849329>n-no u!SAD!
>>42849334if you don't want me to point out that you're a hypocrite maybe you should stop being a hypocrite.
>>42849348Explain how I'm being a hypocrite. This oughta be good.
>>42846415She's checking to make sure you're looking at her marebits.
>>42836641Skibidi Toilet
>>42849361i just told you. you're crying like a baby because strangers on the internet don't want to do everything for you. even after the anon who wanted the pic found it on his own, you still complained.
>>42849372...and what exactly do you think I want strangers online to do for me?
do you niggers ever shut the fuck up
Flurry Heart was built for BZC (Big Zebra Cock).
>>42849376there is literally zero difference between the other anon asking for the sauce and you not giving it to him.
>>42849378Remember: It's not enough to be a pedophile, you must also be really annoying.
>>42849391Yeah I was expecting something this retarded. That makes zero sense, and you're fucking stupid. I'm done with you.If not spoonfeeding lazy retards makes me a hypocrite somehow, then so be it.
>>42849402>wanting someone else to find a pic so you don't have to is not the same as wanting someone else to find a pic so you don't have to
>>42849410This is some next metal gymnastics right here.>Anon has all the information he needs to find the picture just by fucking looking at it with his eyeballs>Anon knows what website the picture is on>But random strangers are supposed to find it for him because ????? and if they don't they're hypocritesDo zoomers really?
>>42849418everything you said applies to you too. not making a strong case for you not being a hypocrite
>>42849422Not once did I ask to be spoonfed. I can search boorus on my own. I found the image easily. That's where the difference lies, retard-kun. Me being capable of doing something while someone else can't is not hypocrisy. I caught my fish. You're just upset that you're being handed a fishing rod instead of a fish, lil zoom zoom.This is the last bit of attention you'll be getting from me. Get your head checked.
>>42849443once again, he found it too, you absolute bumbling retard. not only are you acting like a niggerfaggot, you can't even comprehend the most simple of happenings.when i first said this it was merely meant as an insult to your character, but now i know it to be the literal truth: you are less than human.
>he's still goinglmao
>>42849493He probably doesn't even realize there's more than one person telling him he's being a petulant little brat. Newer than new.
>>42849493why would i stop? i'm right.>>42849604you two fags have been talking with each other about me every five minutes. of course i know there's two of you. i wasn't planning on continuing after my last post either, but if you're gonna lie about not giving me attention, no reason i should stop either.
>>42844907Shining Armor is the only pony Flurry Heart will ever need. After all, if a boy's best friend is his mother, then a girl's best friend is her father, and Shining Armor likes to get REALLY friendly with his daughter. Especially in her nethers.
>>42848206WAN BREED BABBU
>>42849957>hitting yourself in the head with a brick until you're so retarded you're flurry heart's intellectual equal all so you can fuck herI respect the dedication.
>>42849957Donut the babbu.
She's a baby, please stop ^:(
>>42836653Rope
