How fast can you speedrun making a pony cry? Or would you end up crying first because the ponies don't take an ape's insults seriously?
>>42866807Propose to her>Tears of joyDuh idiot>Any other answerWhat're you gay?
>>42866807>>>/trash/
>>42866823That's a mean response.
>>42866807Rarity. Tell her she's fatPinkie. Go around popping all of her balloons Twilight steal her fav book
>>42866859>TwilightI think she'd want to punish you more than cry about it.
However long it takes to force her into position
>>42866865She doesn't know who did it
I can't watch shit like this. I just end up feeling sad as well. Don't be sad, ponies :(
>>42866807Knowing ponies from the show, you could probably make them cry because you stole their lollipop or called them a bozo or something
>>42866822you can't just propose to some random pony and expect her to cry tears of joy. it's going to take a long time to get your relationship to that level, so thid method is completely unviable for this speedrun.
>>42867519>Died and went to my version of EquestriaThis debate has been had before, my wife loves me and is waiting for me and she will burst into tears when I propose to her.He did not specify which pony and so therefore the pony in question is my waifu.
>>42866807Probably instantly and accidentally and would make me feel like shit for days
>>42866807Just rape them
>>42867519nah, making them cry without cruelty is just like any% glitchless. It feels right.
>>42866807Why would I wanna make ponies cry? I'd rather make them smile!
>>42867712Based!
