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This is a very trans coded general

>>42867055
the discord is literally just all trannies. there's nobody you're trying to ragebait

>>42867055
Im not even trans and I can't argue with that assessment

Last night i was thinking about myself as a pony and i noticed that i was instinctually balling up my fists you know like hooves. So that was interesting

>>42867055
Yeah is transpecies

>>42867144
try not to overfocus on that, that way lies final fantasy house thinking.

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>>42867144
It's not a balled fist. The hoof is the middle finger.

>>42866430
Right on dude glad I could help!

>>42867237
That already happened to me once (not with ponies), I'm immune to that sort of thing happening again.

>>42867237
final fantasy house but its with mlp charater would be funny to watch...not be apart of oviously but just funny to watch.

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>>42867550

>>42866966
https://ponepaste.org/11605
Link for Character Development Part 2, covers everything I posted in the last thread. More coming soon!

>>42868141
Thanks!
The story archive has been updated accordingly. https://pone.tf

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>fuckin stupid ass stoplight, main street is dead this late, why even have it running?
>happen to glance to one side, locking eyes with.... holy shit, a lifesize chrysalis???
>blow the light, take the back street to the other side of the alleyway
>leave car running, rush over to the-
>she's looking at me
>she's /looking/ at me??
"y-you're /real/?"
>"of course I am. seems being a statue wasn't enough of a punishment."
"I... you can't stay /here,/ would-"
>"fine."
>she's already standing, and nearly as tall as me
>I rush to the car, shoving plush mares from the back to the front, clearing off the whole back seat
>she climbs in, laying across the entire back seat with a faint sigh
>didn't seem so dangerous now....
>keep checking mirror on the way home just to make sure I haven't finally lost it and hallucinated the entire thing

>>42868207
>at the house, she still doesn't say a word as I unlock the front door and let her inside
>she waits until she's in the living room to burn herself over with green fire, and now she isn't wet anymore
>but still just as gorgeou-
>"you seem to know about ponies"
>look at the plush mares scattered about the room
"ah... Yes... In this world you guys are just fiction, but..."
>"more importantly... I can feel your love for me"
>she was starting to smile, but it wasn't exactly a happy one... suddenly I started to understand what prey might feel like
>"show me where you sleep, I'm tired"
"ah... uh... back here then"
>lead her to the bedroom... Lifesize Celestia is unceremoniously tossed across the room with a flick of her magic, and fluttershy is tossed a bit more gently atop her
>then she climbs into the bed herself
>"well? I'm hungry, and tired"
>didn't seem like I had a choice...
>may as well go through the usual routine- turn on the CD changer, lay shirt across the amplifier so it will be warm in the morning, climb into the bed...
>she's just watching
>it's unnerving, really
>summon some confidence, move to the middle of the bed, and pull the mare close with one arm, just like I do with fluttershy
>her body is /cold,/ yet surprisingly smooth and soft-ish
>she wriggles to get closer, seeking out my warmth, her cheek coming to rest against mine
>there's no way she doesn't feel how warm my face is getting, but I close my eyes and try to act normal
>cock is also hard enough to cut diamonds, but hopefully she never notices that either
>"this will work..."
>she's asleep within minutes...
>join her in sleeping, wondering faintly what will happen when she's well-rested and well-fed on my love for pony... and /her/...
>it'll probably be fine.
>...right?

>>42868215
>wake up to the shrill clanging of the wind up alarm clock
>only thing that can rouse me out of bed anymore
>before I can move, Chrysalis sits up with a snarl and the ringing stops amidst a sudden shimmer of magic, crumpling metal, and shattered glass
>okay, now I'm awake
>manage to peer over at the cd changer, and the crumpled-into-a-ball alarm clock above it
>"never set one of these off in my presence again"
"I... You could've just turned that off, it's an antique..."
>her glare speaks stronger than words, and I give up on it
>slowly sit up on the bed with a groan
>chrysalis sits next to me again, even leaning against me a bit
>hesitate a little before putting an arm around her and hugging her to my side, like one of my plushies
>she doesn't object, at least
>eventually get up, turn off music, and put on shirt
>time for breakfast
>head to kitchen, Chryssi follows
>just hovering (metaphorically) nearby the entire time I'm making food
>eventually get tired of it
"do you need to like... be this close?"
>"no. but either I absorb your love passively, or I can take it by force, so..."
"o-oh, well..."
>"if only you had love in your heart for this lonely queen..."
>she's saying it on purpose, I can tell it's not genuine
>and yet, every fic or image I've ever seen involving the bug suddenly floods my mind
>want to slap that sneer off of her face as she drinks in the increased emotions
>well, I did this to myself, didn't I
>Chryssi follows to the living room once breakfast is done
>sit on the recliner, and she's in my lap before I can pull the table up to the chair
"Chryssi... You're in the way..."
>she says nothing, settling into loaf position and using magic to set the plate on her forelegs
>well, an egg sandwich isn't impossible to eat one-handed...
>resume last night's unfinished Jerma VOD, settling with one hand resting on chryssi's midsection
>use the other hand to eat, and eventually start petting her with the right one
>she eventually leans into the petting, which is a bit amusing
>once the food is done, I let out a sigh, and I recline the chair back
>look over to the pinkie I usually cuddled while watching TV....
>wrap both arms around the bug, pulling her close until her head was on my shoulder
"if you're gonna replace them... then you're getting their hugs"
>".....fine"

>>42868219
>hours later, I'm out back, getting some work done, unbothered for now
>can hear voices nearby, but I don't think it's the TV anymore
>crack open back door to listen in a bit better
>it's just Chryssi talking to my mom in the living room
>Chryssi talking to my mom in the living room
>SHE'S TALKING TO MOM¿?
>slink my way into the house again, terrified of whatever I'd be walking into
>I didn't really need mom finding out I'm a literal horsefucker today
>oh, she's just disguised as a human
>disguised as a human
>mom obviously assumes I got a GF and never told her
>she's tall, curvy, wearing nothing but booty shorts, a sports bra, and black makeup
>I didn't need mom knowing my tastes either but too late for that as well
>and how the fuck did chryssi know??
>they notice me immediately of course
>"so... when were you gonna tell me?"
"I... s-soon..."
>"seriously, we were starting to think it would just be you and your plushies for another decade!"
>they both laugh
>why can't I just ragdoll and clip into the crawlspace under the house already
>"well, he's been lovey, sorry you're finding out this way though..."
>"oh, no worries! Just don't forget to give me the wedding invite...~"
"MOM."
>they laugh again- dear Celestia chryssi knows how to design a good disguise
>I'm still processing as mom leaves, and Chrysalis wears an expression of smugness that no creature should be capable of as she drops the disguise
"d-dude, really??"
>"would you rather she see my actual form?"
"errgghh... I guess not..."
>"good to know I was spot on with the disguise though"
>she's sneering again, but I don't have it in me to be annoyed this time
"yeah, yeah, of course, you probably just saw something on my phone..."
>"I'll make sure to disguise whenever we go out then"
>oh dear.
"I am NOT taking you out with me"
>"I wasn't asking".

>>42868224
>the chances of me ever finding a gf have dissolved into nothingness
>truly all I will ever have left is my queen, as she seems intent on feeding the small town rumor mill with our 'romance'
>in other words, we're at Walmart
>I needed some groceries, and Chryssi needed some clothes for her human disguise...
>problem was, she refused to obey the societal rules of PDA
>hugging me from behind whenever someone else was in the isle, kissing my cheek at the worst of times, 'accidentally' smooshing her chest against me
>as the type to blush profusely at the tiniest inkling of a flirt, it was torture
>stammering my way through anything I tried to say only made her giggle, which made it all worse
>at first I could tell she was just fucking with me, delighting in my despaired embarrassment
>but now I'm not so sure- when she isn't looking at me, it really does seem like she's enjoying herself
>it's... adorable
>oddly enough, she cut it out when it came time to try on clothes, which was a relief
>not being suspicious of this was mistake #1
>once she had a few outfits she liked, nearly all in black, she went back in the dressing room one last time
>"egh... anon, I need you to come undo my bra for me, it's stuck..."
>oh, for the love of...
>the changing room attendant isn't even here, so whatever
>mistake #2, not looking at her as I went in
>she lied
>she had in fact managed to remove her bra
>and everything else
>she puts her hand over my mouth, sneering like usual but this time it's a bit diluted by... anticipation?
>"anon, you're the human here, you really didn't realize I was only trying on shirts?"
>oh right
>I am robbed of my pants within moments
>she sits me down on the changing room bench
"Chryssi, someone's gonna-"
>"Not if you're quiet~"
>I don't even consider resisting as she climbs onto me
>I didn't want to, either
>.....
>trying to drive home like I wasn't just robbed of my human-to-human virginity (sorta) in the walmart changing rooms
>"you're STILL blushing?"
>bite my lip for a moment
"O-Of course!"
>"my, if I knew you enjoyed my disguise this much, I'd have been wearing it this whole time..."
>mouth opens before I have time for second thoughts
"Oh, well, I really like your normal-"
>oh no
>no taking that back now
>"you know, I could feel your thoughts angle towards my normal form before you even said anything"
>oh.
>"You can't hide anything from your queen~"
>stop at a red light, and look over at her with a frown
"s-so do you LIKE me or something, or do you just enjoy fucking with me?"
>she turns away, face scrunching up, and I can see her glaring out the window in the reflection on the glass
>"Shut up".
>I can also see her blushing
>no way she actually...
>HOOONK
>oh shit the light's green now

>>42868226
>as soon as we're in the house, she drops the disguise, stretching herself out with a moan
>try to ignore her as I put away groceries and clear a spot for her clothes
>why does she need them anyway?
>her disguise had clothes already!
>"yes, but these clothes can be removed~"
>heart nearly stops as she nuzzles up to my side
"S-Stop reading my mind! It's creepy!"
>she scrunches her snout, and shakes her head
>"I can't control it, the more I tune in to someone, the better I can read their emotions"
"Well... It's..."
>"It's also a much better connection when the creature in question feels love for me, and not just one of my disguises"
>she's looking at the floor as she says this
"I... Yeah, I figured you'd sniff that out..."
"But like, tons of people here are obsessed with you-"
>"no. maybe across this world, sure, but I wandered this town for days seeking out the faintest whiffs of love..."
>"and then you show up, and even your love for a stuffed animal in my likeness was..."
>she goes quiet, and I set my hand on her head, gently rubbing behind one of her ears
>"...it was beautiful"
>"my kind never cares for physical appearance, I'm aware you're not among the best for your kind, but when a queen locates someone that may love them, it's just in our nature to keep them around"
>okay, well, ouch.
>rude.
"So.... you DO like me?"
>"Infatuated. Yes. Were you to decide you want me gone, I would have no choice but to restrain you for myself"
>okay, cool, didn't know it was possible to feel simultaneous romance and fear
"let's... Go lay down, instead of having this conversation in front of the deep freezer"
>"can you do without the outfit? The cloth between us is driving me mad"
>deep breaths as I head to the bedroom....
>fine.
>strip, then climb into bed
>she's smiling as she climbs overtop of me, laying down and resting her head on my chest
>immediate erection, naturally, but she somehow has the self control not to crack a joke
>seems content to just leave it rest between her teats
>.....it really does make me happy seeing her smile
"....so... how did you end up here, anyway?"
>there goes the smile

>>42868230
>"The time came to unfreeze us from that damned statue...."
>"the brat was sent to the empire to make friends with the Alicorn brat, since they were the same age..."
>I suppose it makes sense that time would keep moving in Equestria after the end of the show...
>"tirek, of all fucking things, founded a gym with that blue scam artist and the most freakish Pegasus I've ever seen, something about getting his muscle back the normal way"
"....and you...."
>she takes a deep breath
>"Discord told them he had plans for me. He tells me that I need to find a pony that genuinely loves me, and I told him to fuck off"
"I'm sure there's ponies that-"
>the glare she gives me is enough to cut me off again
>"...anyway, he says he's going to send me somewhere that I "deserve", and I wake up in the forest next to this town of yours..."
>this time, both of us sigh
>I know shit's kinda fucked, but it's still sad knowing that to Equestria, my world is a punishment
>"and then I find you"
>she licks my nose
>oh good, my face is burning again
"I just.... I uh..."
>"shut up, anon...."
>cock, meet bugpussy
>what am I gonna do other than just let her have control?
>I'm starting to enjoy it, even
>.....
>we end up going right from using the bed to sleeping in the bed, and my dreams are much more vivid and "real" than they usually are
>I'm in Chryssi's hive, it looks like
>I'm alone, and she has me tied down to a table
>blood is splattered across her snout, and I'm screaming as she breaks my bones one by one
>I can't die, but I'm in agony the entire time
>she's just laughing, her laughter growing more twisted and warped the longer it drags on
>how long has it been? Weeks? Months? Years?
>as I start to approach a genuine breakdown in the dream world, everything starts to go dark, and I'm ripped from my sleep
>the moment I open my eyes and try to suck in a breath I gag on slime, convulsing a little bit
>I'm in one of those fucking bug pods???
>oh you big black bitch
>Chrysalis is there, tenderly stroking the outside of my translucent green prison
>"Shhhh, it'll all be over soon...."
>I try to scream again, but her horn begins to glow and I'm put back under
>a new dream, or maybe the last one was a dream? What is real and what isn't?
>I'm in the Walmart again, but there's no roof
>no walls, either
>the sky is black, ominously so
>nothing but rows and rows of empty clothes racks, no rhyme or reason to the layout of the store
>the next time I look up at the sky, Chryssi's giant eye opens like a massive moon
>this time I'm able to scream as I try to run for the exit, but the store never seems to end
>I trip, hitting my head on the way down, one rack cuts my back open as well
>again, it all fades to black

>>42868233
>this time when I wake up, the green pod is open, and I'm laying in it
>try to sit up, but everything feels wrong
>look down at my hooves
>sorry, my hooves
>my hooves?
"You fucker!" I hiss, glaring at chrysalis, barely Recognizing my own voice
>she simply smiles
>"what? It's an improvement, you can just disguise as your old self whenever you want!"
"that's not the- you didn't even ask!"
>"I don't need to"
"Yes you-"
>I touch my hooves together, taking as deep a breath as I possibly can
>Chrysalis slides her way into the opened cocoon with me, cuddling up to my side
>I notice that I'm nearly as tall as her, and my hair and midsection resemble hers as well
>almost panic, but after reaching a hoof down, I'm still very much a stallion
>in the reflection of the mirror, it looks like I have her eyes, too
>"oh, I can only convert other creatures into kings, but don't worry, we'll have plenty of drones to-"
>I try to hold myself back, I really do, but my hoof acts before I can say anything and shuts Chrysalis up with a smack across the snout
>blissful silence, but only for a few moments before she's on top of me
>"you wanna try that again, anon? You wanna find out what happens when you-"
>you know what? Yes I do
>smack her again, glaring up at her defiantly
>feel something brush against my belly
>holy Ovipositor batman
>"I was going to let you decide when we start, but you've earned it, anon"
"W-Wait! I-I'm the stallion though!"
>she flips me over
>"And I'm your fucking queen!"
>.....
>it seems that today has been a day of learning
>for example, a changeling king may have a stalllionhood, but they also possess a marehood
>also, eggs feel really weird
>oh, and Chrysalis gets really horny if you hit her
>I'm laying on the couch now, trying really damn hard to ignore the bulge in my belly as I watch Jerma
>Chryssi is spooning me from behind, trying to be nice
>after turning me into a bug and filling me with eggs
>yeah, it's gonna take more than some mane brushies to make me feel better
>I hoped she would keep quiet, but it doesn't last
>"......I'm sorry about the eggs"
>I want to be angry, but she just sounds... broken
>start to realize she's probably been unable to ignore the hurricane of negative emotion I've been stewing in
>I take another deep breath...
"I mean, everyone who likes the show wants to be a pony, but did it have to happen like that?"
>"well..."
"like, if you told me that you could turn me into a changeling, I'd probably be like, "Dude, Chryssi, sign me the fuck up!", but you didn't!"
>"even if you said no, I would've had to-"
"No, because if someone loves you and you just start forcing them through an entire relationship, you're gonna ruin it!"
>she doesn't answer
>I feel a tear land on my cheek from above
>ah, shit...

>>42868237
>muster the courage to look up to Chryssi, but she's got her eyes closed
>open mouth to speak, but
>"You're right"
>"I wanted you because I wanted a source of genuine love, but I've ruined it trying to force the love instead"
>"I can't even turn you back, so now I've ruined yet another-
>taking a page from every cheesy shipfic, I clumsily hug her with one arm and pull her down into a Brief kiss
"...I still love you, Chrysalis, you haven't ruined that..."
>she finally looks at me, her expression softening as she senses the love starting to flow
>"I... I didn't hurt you too much, did I...? It's hard to read emotion while breeding..."
>I crack a weak smile
"Chryssi, I've never cum that hard before in my entire life"
>she bursts out into tearful giggles, and it's the most beautiful sound in the world
>"ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH! CUT!"
>wtf?
>before my very eyes, I watch as my living room is unzipped by the Skype killer himself
>"d-discord?"
>"Twilight says you've passed, so you and your new... 'friend' get to come home"
"What?"
>"you've been WATCHING?"
>a rainbow dash plush is hurled at Discord's head, but he manages to avoid it by turning into a (much smaller) plush version of himself for a few moments
>"yes, we have. Now come on".
>before my very eyes, the house is returned to the state it was in pre-chrysalis, and my human self is dropped into the recliner, snoring
>"how sad for him, he caught covid and barely remembers what he did for that entire week"
"wait-"
>Chrysalis hugs me tighter, and everything turns white
>...
>...
>holy shit, Twilight's stupid castle is actually really beautiful in person
>I'm standing at Chryssi's side, across the table from discord, twilight, and spike
>Chrysalis, of course, is pissed
>"why did you bring me back? I thought you sent me off to die because I don't look like Thorax and his band of faggots!"
>me and twilight both flinched, one due to the slur, me due to the anger
>twilight decided to try to answer
>"....because you found love, and... uh, discord couldn't let you start a hive in that world"
>Chrysalis rolled her eyes so hard her head moved too, and she was about to say something when I nervously leaned against her a bit
>seemed to calm her a little...
>discord spoke this time
>"You need anything, anon? I know this is a bit sudden, but call it the price of having your big wish granted"
"I.... I'm... pregnant"
>he shrugs, and twilight and spike give each other a look
>she speaks, much to chryssi's annoyance
>"Look, you guys are free to start a hive wherever you want as long as you have permission, we'll make sure you're fed too-"
>chrysalis looked like she was about to stab someone, so I clumsily laid a wing over her back in another attempt to calm her down
>"you know what? Fuck you, fuck your dragon, fuck you too discord, I don't need your help"
>before I can do anything about it, I'm dragged by the hoof out of the castle

>>42868239
>we don't make it far before I finally fuck up the art of three-legged walking and collapse, nearly pulling Chrysalis down with me
>the sight of me hitting the ground and nearly squashing the eggs in my belly seems to snap the queen out of her anger somewhat, and she pulls me up rather gently
>"I... Sorry, I can't stand being around them"
>I look over at Ponyville for a moment
>here I am, finally in Equestria, and I'm already basically married to Chrysalis of all ponies
>it could always be a lot worse I suppose
"I... It's okay, but... the hell do we do now? Not even 24 hours ago I was trying to figure out how many tomatoes I need to buy, and now..."
>chrysalis quietly giggled, then she said, "don't worry, I know the perfect spot for a hive"
>she takes to the air, wings buzzing
>I just look at her
"do you honestly think I am gonna know how to fly?"
>"....fuck"
>...
>it's a long walk to the edge of the everfree forest, but I seem to have way more stamina than I did as a human
>"I have plenty of experience with this place, don't worry"
>comforting, sure, but throughout our entire expedition into the woods I continue to jump and yelp at even the smallest of sounds
>the sun is beginning to set as we emerge from the treeline, and the castle of the two sisters is framed by the orange light
>chrysalis rubs up against my side affectionately
>"what do you think? Claiming their old ruins for ourselves?"
>I can't help but grin, and I use a hoof to pull her into a brief kiss
"I love it, let's go"
>I'll admit, it was very romantic wandering the castle with Chryssi, planning out which area we would use for each part of the hive
>I never even knew that changeling hives had a dedicated room for assorting clothes stolen from ponies
>what was a bit less romantic was when we finally found a suitable location for our private chambers, and chrysalis began to make the bed
>as in, she literally began to create a bed by exuding green too everywhere
>the "I'm going to puke" face must have been hilarious, because her giggles chased me out of the room as I left before I actually did throw up
>wait, we don't even eat food, what happens when a changeling throws up?
>chrysalis eventually coaxes me back to the room, and once she gets me to lay on the weird looking green substance, I have to admit it's very soft
>and... warm, which was a bit weird
>she steps over me, sitting down in my lap
>I can feel the call of the bugpussy pressed against my sheath-
>oh, right, pony bits
>and I can't even see-
>"...are you okay?"
>no, I'm not okay, I finally get to have pony sex and I don't get to SEE IT because I'm PREGNANT
"eheh, y-yeah, sorry, it's all been a lot..."
>she starts slowly rubbing my egg-filled belly, and it actually feels really good for some reason
>"awww.... Just let momma bug take care of you..."
>mission "contain erection" is failed within seconds
>I'm being toyed with, again, and I can't do anything about it
>even worse, I'm enjoying it
>damn this bug

>>42868242
>I wake up to excruciating pain, blinding sunlight, and Chryssi drooling into my ear
>what a fucking way to begin the day after a full night of lovemaking
>my pathetic pained whimpers rouse Chryssi within moments, and she gasps
>"Anon! The eggs!"
>I'm rolled onto my back, and the pain doubles as Chrysalis reaches into my body with her magic and does.... something?
>suddenly I feel a completely new muscle I had no idea was even there flex inside of me
>the pain converts into indescribable pleasure so fast it gives me whiplash
>Chryssi's only concern is gently retrieving every egg as my body squeezes them out through my poor bugpussy
>the last one shoots out into her waiting hooves
>cum so hard I almost pass out
>eventually recover from the experience
>slowly sit up to see Chrysalis arranging the eggs into fresh goop
>at least this time I don't feel like puking
>I suppose with time I'll see it as normal
>she glances over
>"Sorry anon, I didn't realize you wouldn't know about opening your egg chamber..."
"....oh... Is it supposed to feel..."
>"good? Oh, of course, every part of breeding does"
>"you'll see, I'll be gentle with breeding the next batch, and you'll know how to lay them!"
"w-wait, why the hell do they need to go inside of me anyway?"
>"well, I make the eggs, you fertilize them, I put them inside of you, and you lay them!"
>oh, well when you explain it like that, it sounds completely normal
>"Don't worry, once we have some broodnymphs, they'll be handling the eggs and I'll only give you some when you want them!"
"I... yeah..."
>thankfully, we do not move onto the second batch yet
>Chrysalis leads me outside, and she has me open my wings and try to make them buzz properly
>judging by her giggles, I seem to be doing a horrible job at it
>wonderful.
>eventually I figure out how to operate my own wings, and Chrysalis takes me flying around the castle a few times
>it's... a lot easier than I thought it would be
>I fall in love with the sensations of flight almost immediately, and it only reinforces my love for Chrysalis
>wait.....
"Hey, chryssi, you feel my love for you and all, right...?"
>"of course, anon...!"
"but... How does it feed you when we're both changelings?"
>she opens her mouth
>closes it again
>frowns
>"......shit'
>my eyes widen
"you didn't plan for that??"
>"I-I had so much love from your human self I kinda forgot!"
"you forgot".
>"yes!"
>"......stop laughing!"
>well that only makes me laugh harder, much to chryssi's annoyance, but she eventually joins in
>she also starts flying in a new direction, towards ponyville
>"it's fine, I need to show you how to gather love anyway"
"oh no... we're not gonna kidnap somepony, are we?"
>"not yet! That's only if we need to!"
>oh boy...
"if we get arrested by the ponice, I'm blaming you"
>"they can't touch us anyway, I'm 'reformed' now"
"do you have any idea who we should go after?"
>"you're the one who's seen our world through fantasy, who do YOU think we target?"

>>42868244
"I... I don't know, I would probably just find someone who has a huge thing for changelings and like, exploit that"
>"like I did with you?"
>she's smirking again
"don't make me-"
>wait
>smacking her doesn't work
>how the hell do I threaten this creature
>"you don't, hun~"
"stop doing that!!"
>she's laughing again, which gives me time to think
>well, we could...
>no, that's insane
>they'd kill each other
>"oh, I really want to know what you're thinking of this time"
"you really don't"
>"arousal, concern, worry, and excitement all together...."
"okay, fine, if you must know, I had the idea of asking twilight, because we could disguise it as wanting to prove your goodness"
>"......you're hiding something"
>damn it
".....and she's my favorite pony"
>"THE BOOK SLUT IS YOUR FAVORITE??"
>cool, everypony below us in town is staring now
"I mean, yeah?? You're my favorite villain, but like, she's-"
>"let's do it"
>nothing about her expression tells me that being in the same room as twilight sparkle would be a good idea right now
>is she.... jealous?
"I don't think we should really-"
>chrysalis starts flying off
>well fuck me I guess
>follow her all the way to the castle
>no choice but to follow her inside
>straight to the map table room thing
>she opens the doors without bothering to ask
>Twilight isn't even in the room
>can't help but snort to myself
>chryssi swipes at me with a wing
>surprise myself by dodging under it
>step closer and return the attempted smack with a kiss on her cheek
>she blushes
>see, I can do teasing too, you big bug
>still, she looks annoyed as she starts wandering deeper into the castle
>we eventually find Twilight in the library
>of course
>she looks suspicious of us, especially when Chrysalis closes the door behind her
>"we need some of your love"
>oh, fantastic opener, my beloved bug
>"....w-what?"
>decide to try to explain before Chrysalis can escalate this to a fight
"We, uh, with me also being a changeling, we have no source of food"
>".....oh"
>she's oddly quiet
>"how would I um...."
>wait, I feel something
>it's like a smell, but not coming from my nose
>I can't tell what part of me is even sensing it, but I can tell it's from Twilight
>"How do you think, hon? Discord told me you were watching, don't you think you want to be involved at least once~?"
>suddenly the room starts to reek of... this is lust, I think?
>with undertones of anxiety or something?
>I drop to a whisper
"w-we're just gonna try to seduce her like this?"
>before chryssi can even answer, Twilight surprises both of us
>"I-I'll do it..."
>we look to the princess, and she's laying on the nearby couch, wings splayed out, face red and hind legs spread wide open
>"I'm taking her face"
>chrysalis is halfway there before I can even pick my jaw up off of the floor
>well shit, I'm not gonna miss out on princess pussy
>I think I can already taste the love too!
>....
>if only we had known that we were simply two bugs flying right into a well-laid trap

>>42868247
>hours later
>perhaps days
>time has ceased to exist
>Twilight is laying on her bed, snoring quietly, looking cute and innocent despite the fluids coating basically all of her
>me and chrysalis, meanwhile, are glowing with stored love
>literally glowing
>it almost hurts a little bit
>she's splayed out on her back at the end of the bed, still trying to recollect herself, and I'm hanging off the edge of it
>"....fuckin.... Princesses are hard to handle... bad idea... but tons of love...."
"oh really...? you think so?"
>"blleeehhhh...."
>"we need to get home and store this, but we can't fly like this"
"great"
"fantastic, even"
>"shut up"
>I limply wave my hoof in her direction, and that movement is enough to dislodge me from the covers
>I whine halfheartedly as I slump to the floor
>slowly stand up, feeling like every part of me is overweight and full of water
>does love collect itself as water inside of us?
>help Chrysalis out of the bed, slowly
>give her a kiss
>we GTFO of the damn castle before another fucking princess can get us drunk on love and wring us for every drop of stamina we had left
"really, that's a massive weakness, you know"
>"what?"
"we need love, but if we get too much, we get wasted and can't control ourselves"
>"for normal ponies, it's not a problem"
"then why did we go after twilight??"
>"if you tell this to anyone I'll get discord to turn you into a little green faggot like the other human, but I just really wanted to sit on her face so I could feel superior over her"
"Chryssi, she nearly ate your soul out through your-"
>wait
"other human??"
>"....oh, yeah, discord introduced her to me before I left, she told me if anyone was retarded enough to take me home I could basically do whatever I want to them"
>I bite my tongue
>the little asshole was right, sure, but I still hate them for it
>"you wanna pay her a visit on the way back? Might be fun, I bet she'll be jealous"
>she's grinning again, and this time I join her
"you know what? Sure, why not"

>>42868250
>be nonny
>troll horsefuckers all day on /mlp/
>they really are pathetic
>their resident clusterfuck shows up in my house
>tell him to GTFO
>try to run as he hits me with his faggot magic
>wake up trapped in the body of this tiny green fuck
>I swear he did something to make me unable to grow up, it's been years and I'm not even an inch taller
>fuck him
>he did give me a computer with access to the human world, but it can only get to /mlp/
>spend all day shitposting like I used to because I refuse to learn whatever retard lesson he wanted me to learn
>I went to their stupid school for ONE DAY and the silver and pink whores shoved my face in a mud puddle
>never again
>halfway through telling the Linkyspammer to KYS when something bangs on the door
>wtf??
>make my way to the door and pull it open, scowling up at the culprit
>takes me a few seconds to register what I'm looking at- queen fuckin' chrysalis sneering down at me, standing aside some bastard that looked just like her but more stallionlike and a bit shorter
—————————
>be me again
>grin down at the filly as she gapes up at us in shock
>she tries to close the door but I jam my hoof in the way
>"g-go away!"
"Naaahhh...."
>Chryssi shoves her way into the house
>follow her in and shut the door
>nonny is cowering in the corner already
>Chryssi wraps herself in flame and comes back out as her human disguise, but without any clothes
>oh dear
>Following her example, I reassume my former body, amused by the look on Nonny's face as she stares up at us
>Lay myself down on the couch and drag the filly into my arms
>cradle her like a foal as I brush my hand through her mane
"Awwww, you're just the most adorable little filly..."
>she's squirming, face redder than a tomato
>"f-fuck off! put me down! I'm not one of your faggot ponies!!"
>"Sure look like one to me~"
>Chryssi settles herself down on top of me and nonny, placing the filly squarely between her tits
>start to feel a faint trickle of lust from the filly, who never even got to feel the touch of a girl's tits in her former life
"We uh, we have enough love already..."
>"Oh no honey, this is just for fun, she used to visit me as a statue just to insult me"
>"You could hear me!?!?"
>"And now I'm going to fuck my husband to really rub in what you never got to experience~"
>I was never a masochist in my former life but the only thing I can feel in this moment is a rush of love for my psychotic bug wife
>I guess she senses the strong emotion, because she lunges for me, pulling me into a kiss as nonny is smothered between us
>I can hear nonny begging, but her words are lost on me as Chrysalis sits on my cock
>....
>after we were done ruining her couch, me and chryssi took nonny to the shower
>we gave the filly a bath
>then we styled her mane
>and now we were dressing her up like a proper little filly
>really rubbing it in that we were humans and she was a defenseless little green horse
>she hated every moment of it
>me and chryssi had a blast

>>42868255
>nonny eventually starts to get into us petting her and dressing her up like she's our pet
>we even drop our disguises, getting bored of the human form
>...man, that didn't take me long, did it?
>she's like, really into it, actually
>sitting there, redfaced, dolled up with a comically large bow in her mane...
>then the realization hits us
>oh shit, she's starting to give off love
>we're full of love
>stumble our way out of the building with a hasty goodbye
>"w-wait! Hey! You can't just fucking leave!"
"Too much love, sorry!"
>Chryssi looks like she's gonna puke
>leave Nonny standing on her doorstep, full of new fetishes she never even knew she had
>lol, lmao
>maybe now she'll finally take cheerilee up on that offer for a makeover or something
>head back to the hive with Chrysalis, avoiding other ponies this time
>resist urge to make fun of her for looking so queasy
>it almost looks like the love was making her ass bigger...
>hhnnggghghhh...
>"The longer we're together, the better I get a read on your emotions, anon~"
>shit
>she waves her ass in my face to make it clear she knew what I was thinking
>I gotta learn how to read her thoughts sometime
>trying to think of how to get her to sit on my snout without letting her sniff it out of me when we hear a sound
>a loud crack, like a twig snapping but if the twig was an entire tree
>"shit"
"what's-"
>bigass timberwolf crashes through the shrubbery and snarls at us
>would've shit myself, but changelings don't eat food, so I'm good
>Chrysalis smirks over at me
>"Oh good, I need to burn some of this off before my ass gets any bigger"
"w-wait, so it actually-?"
>the timberwolf lunges for me
>a blinding beam of green magic cuts through the beast, tearing it in half and setting all of its smaller components on fire
>burning wood rains to the ground around us as my hearing slowly returns
>chryssi is grinning at me as a wisp of smoke trails from her horn
>"I feel WAY better now! Anyone else want a piece of me!?"
>she spins around, challenging all of the everfree
>well, I sure do, but I hope nothing bigger and scarier does
>eventually we're at the castle again...
"so like... where do we put all the love?"
>"we're royals, hun, it gets stored inside of us"
>"...mostly around here, though"
>I get zero warning as she slaps my ass with a hoof, almost knocking me over
>goodness, I can feel the jiggle, my ass really is bigger than it used to be
>it's even bigger than HERS
>wtf?
>"hey, be glad you're not a drone, those guys store it in their balls"
"why the hell would they-"
>"so they can give it to us!"
"chryssi, I am NOT sucking any of our children's cocks"
>"why not?"
>the fucking audacity on this bug
>"well, I mean, they can also just cum inside your-"
"Y-Yeah, I get it!"
>she flashes me a knowing grin, like a mare looking at her colt who is entirely convinced that the blue flames on the stove are cold
>"just wait until you see what love tastes like..."
"....I'm married to a crazy pony"
>"not yet~!"

>>42868259
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>>42866966
If I were to transform someone into a pony it would be a pegasus. Pegasus are the ideal sub pony. You can fight me on this but you won't because I'm right

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>>42866430
That is wonderful news.

>>42868265
My pony is an earth pony. Want to help your fellow ponies in equestria, raw earth pony strength is the way

>>42867427
Thank you, this is a very important point.

>>42868665
That means whenever anonfilly raises her arms into the air, she's flipping you off! ^:)

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>>42868146
What does one have to do to earn a description for their story in the archives

>>42870342
You tell me what description you want used (but keep it fairly brief). Or you put the story on Fimfiction, in which case I'll use the description you put there (possibly shortening it).

>>42870351
Oh i see, maybe i should start posting on FIMfic

>>42870351
In that case if you would:
>Sebastian ruins Discord's tea party:
A social outcast tries summoning demons and gets more than he bargains for when he summons Discord instead
>Always pay your pony dealer
Down on his luck Pon-e addict in debt to his dealer gets spiked and sold into the world of collector pet ponies

>>42870379
I'd like to add descriptions for more stories but I'm not good at coming up with them myself. So if anyone wants to provide descriptions for their own stories or other people's, then let me know.

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>It's an "Anonmare gets a manecut" gag.

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>>42871607
Are you not a fan of those images? Though not universal, I think they’re generally great (and that goes for most alternate hairstyles – shout out to pigtails!)

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>>42872183
Agreed, Rainbow Dash actually looks sick as hell with a ponytail for instance

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>>42872263
Due to picrel and a few similar ones, I can’t divorce ponytail Dash from her nerdy side, even though the two need not be inherently linked. Not a bad thing though – nerdy Dash is cute.
I loved when she had all her different mane styles in Newbie Dash, and the Rarity one looked shockingly good on her.

Ok guys i think i lived enough of my human life like enough for it to be narratively interesting when do i inexplicably turn into a pony

>tfw you can't yoyo after being turned into a pony.

>>42872360
That was my exact thought process as well at about age 24 and a half.
Age 25 did not live up to what Five Score promised it to be, but life has still been fulfilling.

>>42872392
I can't yo-yo as a human

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>tfw you can’t get your blitz elo back above 1800 after being turned into a pony

>>42870488
Done

>>42872183
Oh no, I'm fine with them. I just wanted a segue-way into the topic of alternate hairstyles for that little gremlin.

>>42872743
Thank you friend

>>42853034
>You 'awaken', so to speak, in a starlit grove
>The leaves on the trees stand still, dew glittering in the grass
>No sound stirs the clearing: no wind through the trees, no insects chittering, no birds singing
>The sky is almost clear, save for a smattering of wispy clouds that trail across the moon
>The very air is soothing: it's cool, the smell of the wild filling your nostrils
>You breathe deeply, and know that you are not alone
>You turn around, and find the Lunar Princess standing before you
>She's just as resplendent as the last time you saw her
>Her midnight-blue coat gleams in the moonlight; her mane seems to be made of stars and space, waving in an nonexistent breeze
>She looks down at you, her form towering over yours
>Her expression is kind, but stern
>You bow before her, finding yourself overwhelmed with admiration and gratitude
>She had saved you, before, and that was a debt that you felt you could never repay
>And now you had called to her, to ask for yet more, and she had answered without hesitation
>You were beginning to understand Twilight's trust of the regents of Equestria
>She speaks, her voice powerful but restrained; like a distant storm that has yet to break
"You have been heard. Speak, child."
>You get back to your hooves, suddenly nervous to voice your request
>But her presence compels you, and you find yourself drawn to speak your mind
"Princess... I want you to relinquish the protection you've granted me, just for tonight."

>>42874419
>Her expression changes, almost imperceptibly, to one of consternation
>She's silent for a long moment, studying your face, and you begin to worry you've offended her
"... Do you know why I granted you my protection to begin with?"
>You stare at her, stumped, the question having caught you off guard
>She looks faintly amused at your expression, but it disappears quickly
"I was drawn to your suffering, child. You bear a weight that most of the ponies in Equestria do not..."
>She continues
"You hale from a land much more abrasive and violent than this. You feel that are an outsider, as though you don't belong."
>You recoil, slightly, her words cutting you to the quick
>You're still not used to these ponies' uncanny ability to know your thoughts
"But as long as you reside in this world, you are one of my subjects. And I will not see any of my subjects suffer so."
>You hang your head low, suddenly ashamed that you would even consider this gambit
>You feel a hoof under your chin, and she gently tilts your head back
>You don't resist, gazing into her kind aquamarine eyes
"You do not need to glimpse the future to know that you have a place here, Nona."
>Of course she would see right through you. You should have expected it, honestly, but your stubbornness had gotten the better of you once again
>The truth was that you didn't care to see what would happen tomorrow with regards to the Astrolabe and Star Swirl's workshop
>You had wanted to see your own future, the one in which you stayed in Equestria; started a family, and gave up on going back to Earth
>You had insisted to yourself that what you wanted more than anything was to return home, but there was some part of you that desperately ached to know what your life might look like here
>You sigh shakily
"... I'm afraid, Princess. I don't know what to do."

>>42874420
>She smiles at you then, and you're reminded instantly of her older sister
>It's a smile that's seen much sorrow, but much joy as well
"I know what it is to be afraid, Nona, and to feel as though you don't belong, but you cannot allow it paralyse you. I cannot help you make this decision; for the choice you face is yours, and yours alone. But I can tell you that letting your nightmares in is not the path forward. And you can trust that I know something of nightmares."
>Her smiles turns faintly wry at that
"You must simply have faith in yourself."
>You gaze into her eyes, the ancient wisdom therein impossible to deny
>It occurs to you that this is a being which has lived a score of your lifetimes, and not all of it as the benevolent regent you see now
>You close your eyes, taking a deep breath
>For a moment your stubborn desire to know what your future holds battles with Luna's words
>But what she says rings true, and there's no denying it
"... Okay. Thank you, Princess."
>She nods gracefully
"Then sleep, little one, with my blessing."
>She leans forward, her horn glowing, and kisses you on the forehead, and the moonlit dreamscape around you fades away once more

***

>>42874424
>You awaken slowly, your eyes taking a long while to come into focus
>The first thing you notice is Twilight's warmth, still snuggled tightly against you
>The second thing you notice is that you actually feel well-rested for the first time since you arrived in Equestria
>You're reminded of the first night you spent in Ponyville, Twilight's hoof wrapped comfortingly around you
>You lie still, mulling over your conversation with the Lunar Princess
>You feel embarrassed and a little foolish for thinking that you could lie to her about your true intentions last night
>But also for having tried to fool yourself
>You knew that what you were really doing was just avoiding coming to your own conclusion about what to do next
>Princess Luna, and Twilight too, for that matter, were right, of course
>Opening yourself up to be tormented by the witch's nightmares was stupid, reckless, and unnecessary
>This was a decision you were going to have to make by yourself, even if you were torn on the matter
>Twilight stirs next to you, stretching and yawning
>She sits up suddenly, and you can feel her eyes on you
>You look over at her sleepily
"Well?"
>She says, her eyes burning with curiosity
>You flop back down
"... Five more minutes."
>You can feel her eyes burning a hole into the back of your head
"Nona!"

>>42874425
>You huff, and look back up at her
"It didn't work."
>She looks disappointed, but also relieved
>She's still staring at you
>You sigh again
"Princess Luna talked me out of it."
>She nods smartly, but she's still looking at you
>As always, she seems to know when you're keeping things from her, the perceptive little brat
>You don't say anything, but she doesn't break the silence either
"... The reason I really wanted to see the future was because..."
>Your voice falters, and you put a hoof over your stomach
>She nods sympathetically
"I know. It's the only reason I agreed to let you do it."
>You groan
"Am I really that easy to read? Everypony around here seems to know what I'm thinking."
>A cheeky smile creeps onto her face
"No, I'm just that good. As for every other pony... Yeah, actually, maybe you are just an open book."
>Her expression turns to one of sincerity, and she puts a hoof on your shoulder
>It's more comforting than it has any right to be
"I know that you're having a difficult time deciding what to do, but... I just want you to know that you'll always have a place here, Nona, if you choose to stay."

>>42874428
>You look into her eyes, and you don't see any pressure there
>Just a pony who wants you to be happy
>You pull her into a tight hug, which she returns without hesitation
>Celestia, you're lucky to have a friend like her
>You break the embrace after a few moments, and she clears her throat
"Ah-hem... Well, we should get going right away. It's going to be a long hike to the abandoned laboratory."
>As much as you would love to stay in bed all day, you know she's right
>Truthfully, you're dreading going there
>The time for you to make a decision grows closer and closer, and all you want to do is run away
>But the only path lies forward... For better or for worse
>Twilight slips out of the bed and stretches again
"I'm going to fix something for breakfast. Can you go wake Midnight, if he's not up yet?"
>You nod, but eye her curiously as she turns to leave
"I didn't know you cooked, Twi."
>She laughs softly
"It's not that hard, Nona. You just follow the instructions exactly and it works out fine! I mean, it's essentially a simpler form of chemistry."
>Of course, you should have expected she'd say that
>She heads upstairs while you roll out of bed
>You take moment to yourself, scrounging around for a brush, which doesn't take long

>>42874431
>You spend a few minutes brushing out your mane, something you had gotten a lot better at in the last few days
>You're still no Rarity, but you are able to at least make yourself presentable at this point
>The ritual of it was oddly comforting
>The rhythmic movement calmed your busy mind; something that was all too necessary of late
>And given that you had to hold the brush in your mouth, it took just enough concentration that you couldn't think about other things
>You sigh happily as you finish brushing out the last tangles, your mane curling softly around your neck and gently tickling your shoulders
>Sadly all good things must come to an end
>You put the brush down on a nearby table and head upstairs to go wake Midnight
>As you reach the ground floor, you can already smell whatever it is Twilight is cooking
>Something min-maxxed for dietary efficiency, no doubt
>You giggle to yourself as you head up the second flight of stairs to the upstairs landing
>Your hooves make an adorable 'clip-clop' sound as walk up the wooden staircase, something you'll never get tired of hearing
>The sound is quickly overpowered by a powerful snoring as you approach the top of the stairs, and peeking up onto the landing you can see a lump under a pile of blankets on Twilight's bed
"Hey, Midnight!"
>He doesn't stir
"Midnight, wake up! It's time to go."
>Still nothing
>He probably can't even hear you over his own goddamn snoring
>It's like a chainsaw on meth
>You start looking around for something to throw at him
>A heavy book? No, Twilight would probably be mad. A wrought-iron lantern? Maybe that's a bit too far...
>Aha! Target acquired

>>42874432
>There's a small throw pillow that's fallen out of the cabinet next to the staircase
>You extend your wing, slipping it under the pillow and lifting it up
>You heft it a few times experimentally
>Seems like the muscles in your wings are pretty strong, and only a little sore from some of your previous escapades
>You have a pretty fine amount of control over them...
>You huck the pillow towards the sleeping form of Midnight Spire with all your might
>As the pillow sails towards him, you idly wonder why you can't seem to get the hang of flying, considering you don't seem to have any issues with strength or coordination
>Bullseye! It's spectacularly effective
>The pillow impacts him squarely in the face and he flails around wildly, snorting and sputtering
>He sits bolt upright, his eyes wide
>You feel a little bad, you hadn't actually expected to smoke him quite like that
>Ducking down, you use the last few stairs as cover
>After a moment you walk up as though you were just approaching
>You give him your most innocent face
"Oh, hey! Good timing, Twilight's just making some food and then we're going to head out."
>He stares at you suspiciously, his eyes still bleary
"... Did you throw something at me?"
>You do your best to eye him curiously
"Why would I do that? Anyway, it's almost time to get going. Grab your stuff and come get some breakfast!"
>You turn and start walking downstairs before you give yourself away
>You only make it about three steps before you suddenly feel a prickle at the nape of your neck

>>42874434
>Instinctively ducking, you just barely manage to dodge the pillow that flies right over your head, brushing past the tips of your ears and smacking into the wall next to you
>You laugh as you hasten your trip down the stairs into a gallop, dodging another pillow on the way into the kitchen
>Trotting into the kitchen, you can see Twilight hard at work frying up what appear to be potatoes on the stove, and there are a trio of daisy sandwiches sitting on the cutting board next to her
>She looks over her shoulder at you as you walk in
"Great timing, I'm almost done here. Did you get Midnight up?"
>You nod
"Sure did. He'll be down shortly, I think."
>Sure enough he wanders groggily into the kitchen a few moments later, giving you the evil eye
>The three of you sit down and begin eating as Twilight levitates the plates over
>You're careful to sit opposite Midnight for fear of reprisal
>As it turns out, Twilight's cooking is quite good
>The daisy sandwiches are tasty, and the breakfast potatoes are fantastic
>The three of you eat in relative silence
>Twilight seems to really enjoy daisy sandwiches, meanwhile Midnight clearly isn't fully awake yet
>You wonder if ponies have some kind of equivalent of coffee that they drink in the morning
>There's hay tea, obviously, but it doesn't have the same stimulant effect of coffee...
>That was something you did actually miss from Earth
>That and tobacco
>It suddenly occurs to you that you haven't even thought about smoking since you arrived in Equestria
>Typically you would take a few smoke breaks a day, especially when you were working
>But you hadn't even felt the urge to smoke since you got here; hell, it hadn't even crossed your mind
>You knew that you had changed since you got here, but perhaps not all of it was of your own volition...
>A scary thought. That, and the fact that you were having more and more trouble remembering things about your old life
>How much has this place affected you, beyond just the experiences you had endured?

>>42874436
>Twilight's voice rouses you from your thoughts
"...Equestria to Nona, are you there? Is everything alright?"
>It occurs to you that you've been staring at your half-eaten daisy sandwich for a solid minute
>You shake off the sudden chill you're feeling
"Y-yeah, I'm good. Just lost in thought. Food's great, by the way. Thank you, Twilight."
>Midnight Spire grunts an affirmative through a mouthful of potatoes
>Twilight looks positively chuffed, and goes back to eating
>It only takes a few more minutes for the three of you to finish your meal, and you and Midnight volunteer to clean up while Twilight gets everything ready to go
>Another few minutes and the three of you are walking out the library's door, after Twilight gives Spike a long list of things to take care of while she's gone
>Poor guy
>Dawn has barely broken; the sun just beginning to peek over the edge of the horizon
>You turn to look back at the library, admiring it's elegant and, for lack of a better word, cozy architecture
>You just can't seem to shake the feeling that it's the last time you're going to see it
>Turning away, you trot to catch up to Midnight and Twilight
>Twilight's face is set in grim determination, clearly imagining every possible scenario the three of you will face at the laboratory
>Midnight seems more lost in thought, an uncertain grimace etched into his features
>He must be nervous
>You realise he's probably not been far outside of Canterlot before this
"Hey, Midnight."
>He shakes off his torpor, and glances over at you curiously
"Have you ever done anything like this before?"

>>42874439
>He shakes his head
"No. I'm usually more about... Reading about this sort of thing."
>You bump him with your shoulder
"Well, don't worry. I'll protect you."
>He snorts, but can't hide a small smile
>The three of you make your way through town, the streets largely devoid of life
>Most of Ponyville is only just starting to wake up at this point
>Except maybe Applejack; she's probably already hard at work
>You spare a glance at the hospital as you walk past, unable to stifle a pang of emotion at the thought of a particular resident doctor
>You suppose you could have gone to see him yesterday...
>But it's too late now
>The building disappears behind you as you turn away and keep walking
>The quaint urban sprawl of Ponyville recedes as the wild of the Everfree starts to loom before you, and not ten minutes later you stand at the threshold of the forest
>A shiver runs through you as you stop and regard the darkness resting under the thick canopy, thoughts of your first flight coming unbidden into your mind
>Midnight Spire regards the forest with wide eyes
>Even Twilight doesn't seem too eager to take the first step into the ominous woods
>You all stare silently at the dimly lit forest, even the insects and wildlife seeming to hold their breath
>You speak up first
"You know, Twilight, maybe we could find another Astrolabe, somewhere else? Literally anywhere else?"
>Midnight looks at her hopefully
>Twilight remorsefully shakes her head
"Very funny. No, you read that book just as I did. If it's truly that dangerous, and somepony else is looking for it, we need to secure it for the good of Equestria."
>She glances over at you
"And for you, of course."
>She turns back to the forest, her face returning to that mask of determination you had seen earlier
"Let's go."
>She steps through the trees and vanishes into the dark undergrowth
>You glance at Midnight, then follow suit
>You don't hear any sound from him for a long moment
>Then, a reluctant sigh, followed by hoofsteps and the rustling of leaves

***

>>42872416
>Can't yoyo as a human
>End up as a pony with a yo-yo cutie mark after you get wrapped up in the yo-yo string.
>At least you seemed cute though, as embarrasing as it was

>>42874776
>But I don't wanna be cute! I wanna be cool!
>"Now Anon, quit being a faggot and go get tangled up in your yo-yo string."
>Buck this thinly-veiled bondage stunt. I'm going home!
>"Anon, you are at home."

>>42874900
This is irrationally funny

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>>42868207
What the fuck I'm getting jumpscared by my own fucking greentext

>>42875030
Thanks for writing it but please inform us next time you write a TF thing.

>>42874900
Kek, good shit

>>42875030
There's a guy in here who reposts art and stories from every other general and thread obsessively. It takes him seconds to repost my art in here

>>42875030
Yeah, this thread is pretty infamous for stealing greens and art.

>>42875255
Now im offended that my greens don't get reposted

>>42875367
Name one that should be.

>>42875047
I don't like humans in Equestria so they are required to be turned into horse first
This one was more fun though since I hadn't thought of doing it bugwise before
Also didn't think of posting it here...
>>42875255
Nah I'm not mad, quite flattered in fact, just... surprised! Like every artist ever, I don't expect my stuff to be actually good enough for people to like and remember it, lol
>>42875465
RUN FILLY RUN

>get transported to equestria with friend
>turn into ponies
>"Where are we?"
>"You mean 'What are we?'"

>>42874443
Good stuff!

>>42874900
Kek, this could be a good premise for a short green

>>42877033
At least they're on a level playing field now.

>>42877050
>I have hired this mare to stare at you.

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Man it would have been funnier if they weren't actually the ponies they transformed into. It would have been a cool ass plot twist

>>42877429
This shit ass story has so much wrong with it beyond the initial ACTUAL transformation-and-consequences opening act. What a heap of steaming horseshit this becomes by the halfway point.

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>>42877446
>What a heap of steaming horseshit this becomes by the halfway point.
I mean what did you expect? The whole book felt pretty god dam linear

>>42877429
I thought that the fact they were the actual ponies was the plot twist. I don't know any other stories that do that.

>>42877362
>I-I can't believe *sniff*...she took away my n-nuggies.