Previous thread:>>42784578Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
>>42878333>This carbon dioxide was inside a mare>By the transitive property, I fucked Lyra
>>42878778Oh God he's gonna freak out
>>42878778>Bug
>>42879117bug the bug
>>42878778I do not believe so, you're okay to carry on with your business as usual.
>>42879374Saaaaaay, something ain't right here.....Those glasses are LAST season's frames!
>>42879883Horse Princess be horsing around
>>42880566Good god
>"Hey look at this firework thingy I found! It rings a bell when it runs out!"
>>42881744a very cute twiggles
>>42881744No way she can eat all them cookies
>>42882492Ok you got me the last 10 times but surely you won't fart or kick me 11 times in a row
>>42881744Twiggie was a tiny filly
>>42882803its a shame what became of this artist
>>42883118True, but at least we got good edits like this
>>42883118Do tell
>>42883357True kek>>42883481Guy became more political as time moved on and started using the ponies as mouth pieces for his beliefs. Essentially a fate worse than death.
>>42883521Oh wow and apparently went and cried in a corner telling derpibooru to remove everything. Thank God for Twibooru (I use derpibooru most of the time cause I like reading the comments and shit)
>>42883778yep, its also why I hold the position of separation of politics and ponies. I keep that shit to myself or go to spaces specifically made for that shit that's separate from the fandom itself.
pre bed moona
>>42884186Thanks to Equestria's toon physics, this actually is a cure for insomnia
>>42882793Charlie Brown in Equestria
Boop
It makes sense when you realize Pinkie owns the claw machine
>>42884868lol little shit
>>42885444What's she waiting for?
>>42885809Lunch, probably
>>42886133wiggly ponk
>>42886560Mare toucher!
>This is the kinderpony equivalent of the Mona Lisa
>>42886630guilty as charged>>42886807so it was stolen off the fridge and thats what made it famous?
>>42887245Also it's drawn on a normal piece of white paper instead of a big piece of construction paper
>>42887300an underdog artist making do with what they had
>Backyard camping trip!
>>42888042she can't keep getting away with so much cake on display.
>>42888927i concur
>>42889058Vodka milkshakes for everypony!
>>42889215sounds like heaven but also a fantastic way to get fat
>>42889951Ding ding ding ding ding
>>42889951>sugar morning
>>42890211who and/or what?
>>42890230just a sperg who dislikes that particular artist
>>42890550>ywn have smol mini hoers size kinder pones lip wiggle you to death with their tickly whiskerswhy even live
sleepy twig
>>42890790>>42890550>Dem whiskersTurn her into a seapony and she'd be a full-assed catfish
Drawfag here. Any /kinder/ suggestions? Anon in pone prison is also fine.
>>42891204Anon trying to get done decorating for Christmas at his nice cottage, but the kinder pones are busy driving anon to drink.
>>42878405Is the carbon dioxide not also inside YOU?
>>42891204>>42891504Actual Pony Santa brings Anon the coal he wanted for his grill, but this naturally sends the pones into conniptions
>"I don't buy it, Anon">"Supposedly it isn't Santa giving presents, but the children's parents?">"It can't possibly be the parents. They are asleep at night"
>>42891599>"Think, Twi!">"Who sets the bedtime? Parents!">"Who drinks coffee? Parents!">"What's to stop them from secretly setting their own bedtime?"
>>42891599Holy shit I just noticed how she's holding the coffee cup, kek
Pre shop boop
>>42891610>"Even then, do you really think all the parents could organize all of that together in one single night, without the children noticing it?">"that's ludicrous! It's just another of Anonymous' tall tales."
>>42892132>"Here's photo evidence of the presents I found in your parents' closets">"NO DON'T CALL THE PONICE"
>>42892966dash is a fucking goddamn rapist
>>42893116>"A grapist?">"Anon I don't even have a garden, let alone a vineyard."
>Ponies who aren't in bed will scare Santa off>Go to bed, Twilight
Bump.
>>42893578
leeera
>>42894095JJJJJENKIIIIIIINS!
Imagine dating>"A-Anon, can I hold your hoof?">Marefriend is blushing and stuttering>It's adorable, but at the same time it makes you feel guilty
>>42894549>Get married>Wife wastes no time>Before you can even toss her on the bed, she's already ramming you into the wall with her cooch>Next day>Suddenly notice pregnant mares>Like, a lot of mares>Mares that were flat as a board yesterday are now smuggling watermelons>Turns out, signing a marriage contract breaks a magical illusion>Husbands are taking you to secret places of Work>It's straight out of that one episode of Rugrats>Theme parks full of pneumatic tubes and filing cabinet jungle gyms>They actually do have work to do but magic n shit>10 minutes of actual shit to do then fuck around with the boys for 7h50m
>>42895274Trix Sex ImminentNo rescue necessary
>"But Anon!">"How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck?">"We must run the simulation!"
>>42895474cute smoochable twiggles detected
>>42894549hoofholding is how mares get pregnant
>>42896947Cat.
>>42896947she's so greedy>>42897265the cutest hate symbol
>>42897000That's also horse
I just love her so fucking much
another year another read throughhttps://ponepaste.org/9608
>>42897265I want /kinder/ greens of windmill propelled, German pones. Make them now or else.
>>42898272a happy little accident for sure
>>42898272Traumatic brain injury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAavogyRCj8>Apple Bloom vibrating while this song repeats in her head
>>42898440Can it really be called traumatic when ass is involved?
>>42898792Yeah, the bottom one needs to flip over or the top one needs to turn around.Or you could just jump on the same bed together, that always works.
>Anon celebrates Christmas in Equestria>Tells a few ponys about Santa Clause>Even dresses the part just to go that extra festive mile >Its currently what you estimate to be the day of Christmas eve>Snow currently falls from the sky and lightly piles on the ground>But thats no concern of yours since your nice and toasty inside your house> You're currently enjoying a nice peaceful evening sitting in your big comfy chair next to your lit fireplace>Sipping Hot Coco>Eating Sugar cookies shaped like candy canes, Christmas trees, and other Christmasy shapes>The only sound you hear is the soft crackling of the fireplace>Shits comfy as fuck>Suddenly you hear a knock on your door>Before you can even motion to get up the door bursts open>Its Pinkie Pie>And her smile is a bit wider than usual"O-oh, hey Pinkie. What bring-">Pinkie lets out a loud gasp cutting you off "Oh my gosh! You must be Santa Clause!">Pinkie dashes towards you and cannonballs onto your lap in the blink of an eye almost causing you to spill your hot chocolate>She begins to speedily praddle on about all the gifts she wants for Christmas>She must have gone over at least 5 pages worth of things in less than 30 seconds>You have been too dumbfounded by how fast things have escalated to intervene with her rambling>That is until now>Before she could list off another 5 pages, you reach up and silence her by lightly wrapping a hand around her muzzle>She tries to continue speaking, however, all that can be heard are hushed "mmphs""Hold on there Pinkie, there has been a mistake. I'm not actually San-">Pinkie's eye go wide in realization and she forcefully pulls her muzzle away from your grip "Oh my gosh your right Santa! There has been a mistake! I forgot to tell everypony else your here!"Woah, hold up Pinkie, Im not San-">Pinkie suddenly jumps off your lap and darts toward the door>She rips it open and sticks her head out the door and yells "He is really in here everypony! Come on in!">What!?>You can hear the sound of numerous sets of hooves making their way towards your house>Countless excited and starry-eyed ponys start flooding into your house and around you>What the fuck?!>You told like three ponys at most about Christmas!>All of Ponyville and then some must be here!>Why the hell are all these ponys trying to cram into your house?>I-Is that Celestia and Luna?!>Your so confused right now>But you know one thing at least>Your gonna murder Pinkie Pie for this>metaphorical murder of coursehttps://ponepaste.org/1261
>>42899834
>>42897635damn anon, thanks for re-reading my fic, out of all the kinder fics i made i have to say im most proud of that one
>>42900970lawd she sippin
>>42901718The biggest sippy
>>42902339I love my financially poor but aesthetically pleasing marewife
>>42902350to be fair with the current prices of fast food that's probably why she's poor mf probably had to take out a 30 year mortgage for that shit
>>42902901this is a fairly faithful image to the original
>>42902919As all ponified memes should be
>>42903778Does she know how loved she is? How many distant eyes search for a glimpse of her?
>>42904439big heccin nom
>>42905324Tasty pant leg, contains years worth of delicious fast food stains
>>42906551Insidious creatura
>>42906955it's 'cause she's black isn't it
>>42907682The filly has been upped. Pray she gets upped higher.
>>42908708i would assist her with opening the can
>>42908891Just don't ever tell her what beef is
>>42909423What attracts them?
>>42909796Anon's giving uppies again!
>>42909799cute poners deserve it
>>42910373twiggy piggy
>>42910678Twiggy PiggyTwiggly WigglyTwiggie SpiggieToilet SprinkleTweinsteinTwat SpackleTinky WinkyTitty SpittleSparkassTwizzlersThotlight StalkerStinky TwinkieTape StaplerButtlight FuckleSmellslike BarflePurplesmartBookhorseWhat others are there?
>>42910709>Stinky Twinkie>Tape Stapler>Buttlight Fuckle
>>42911293What else is she supposed to use? Your sturdy human doorknobs need too much pressure for her wings
>>42911603she can just ask for some help
>>42911616>Rainbow Dash>Ask for help>The mare who needed an entire episode just to learn it's ok to like reading>Is going to ask for help with a physical task
>>42912372NOI DETECTED
>>42912372>>42912432
>>42913038>you just know
>>42913667Know what?
>>42894285Underrated
>>42899686BlessedI'd gladly scale every chimney in Ponyville if it meant making some pones smile
>>42893936
>>42915055Numbers are fun!
>>42915554Celestia's been busy
>>42915802Yes, that's a lot of lunches she has to make
>>42916155a warm butter hug would be quite welcome tonight
>>42916683Renegade interrupt: Anon throws a chicken at her
>>42915055
>>42917612She's right
>>42918192Cadance! We're ordering Papa John's! You don't need to bake a frozen pizza!
dorpo
10
>>42920085she tried
>>42896527I'm gonna kiss the snoot
>>42920944no wonder twiggy has casadilla ptsd
>>42920643based
pre bed boop
9
>>42922308the best one naturally
>>42922308Muffins aren't supposed to go 'ding.' Derpo just saved Ponyville from a batch of weird muffins!
>>42923202Grey muffin hoers demonstrating her superiority
>>42923482
>>42923789she's already sold to me you don't have to go further
>>42924710kissable twiggy
>>42924874All Twiggies are kissable
>>42924874She's giving you the middle feather
Yay
>>42925802Touch Trix
>>42926145rip they got rekt so young
>>42926734Then teach me about pony softness (btw I'm a tactile learner)
>Applejack, what are you->NO DO NOT CHEW FASTER>SPIT IT OUT
>>42927526Little shits would be like dogs eating legos
>>42928162burgie hoers
why donk grump?
>>42928659not calling her a donk when she's clearly a pone might help
>>42928751if not donk why donk colored
>>42928976>no cutie mark
>>42929291pet the dorp and pet her well
>>42929222His cutiemark is actually just pure white to express his special talent for cleaning
pre bed
>>42931056My, how the turn tables
>>42932389Messy mares get baths
>>42932783look at them succ>>42933017applejack has the block and speech tree maxed out here.
>>42933759
>>42933381twiggy being a smoochable qt as normal without even trying
>>42934460Food storage
>When you get your order and everypony can see you not putting extra sugar in your dessert
>>42934981I have a delicate palette. You're lucky I'm not a diabetic, you ponies would have the biggest crisis you've ever seen if one of them showed up.
>>42935705>palette*palateFleur de Lis has a delicate palette, of white and lavender and pink
>>42933986
>>42936824>It's lonely to go alone>Take this!The Legend of Zelda: Princess Twilight
>>42935881My shade of green is quite delicate and if I eat too much sugar I will turn white and get mistaken as a ghost, wouldn't want to end up scaring the ponies.
>>42937287My oh my where could Lyra be?
>>42938350And that's how Equestria at War started
>>42938876terrifying
>>42939158>Blue fast>Shock ratOH GOD NO NOT SONICHU
>>42939737Smoll bug gonna be big bug soon>>42939952I wonder who they are laughing at
>>42940032They're laughing at Maud's standup
>>42940832>>42940652Do not boop with knife, results are unsanitary
>>42940832
Does anyone have that grainy old photo of the guy sleeping with a real pony in his bed?
>>42941405Does she know about the stair hop glitch?
>>42941158I know exactly what pic you are talking about but i unfortunately do not have it
>>42941789Can't a guy fancy his horse in peace? Fucking paparazzi
>>42943109i feel this
poor ponko being tortured by such an evil being
>>42943294Who dat artist?
Pre bed
Evil has been defeated
>>42943651good good... now finish her off with a bear hug!
>>42944168pov you're Anon's doorknob
>>42943651pre errand boop
>>42944605i will buy all her apples
>>42945288lem mlem
>>42945497Random thought: Lemon Pledge is a 100% valid pony name
>>42945620on god
>POV you're sitting at your computer after Twilight reorganized your files>All of them>Yes, even those
>>42945954based actually
>8
>>42945954But they're already highly organized!! She would likely only move a handful that I know I should move but haven't, I wouldn't even notice it if she did.
>>42946880You're ignoring the obvious: she's sitting in your lap, blocking your monitor. You can't even see the computer.
>>42946229SCP-34N60Containment Class: ThaumielSpecial Containment Protocols:SCP-34N60 does not require containment and can be grown wherever the soil will support its hosts. SCP-34N60's hosts should be distributed to areas besieged by baps. The council is currently discussing methods of promoting the connection between mangos and marital piety; directors should check this article and news bulletins frequently for potential rulings.Description:SCP-36N60 refers to the common mango's anomalous properties. Through thousands of years of pony testing and pony approval, the Foundation has concluded SCP-34N60 presents no danger to anypony.SCP-36N60 occurs when placed near a member of the Bappus Plappicus tribe. Under normal circumstances, baps will invade homes every springtime and aggressively snuggle as part of a breeding frenzy; this presents an apollyon level threat to normalcy due to overpopulation.However, when presented with a mango, SCP-34N60 reroutes the snuggle signals to the tummy, safely converting the breeding frenzy to a feeding frenzy. This distracts the bap for at least 30 seconds, which is more than long enough for them to forget being horny and wander off.
>>42947738bouncy marshmallow
>>42947946Marshy bouncemallow
>>42948357Devious trap
>>42949254Very silly hoers
>>42948864Oh no- did Harry steal their pick-a-nick basket?
Commander Anonmare, master of the science oven
what caused this?
>>42950664Touched Holder's Boulder
No bed? No fear! Any spot can be a bed when the pony fits!
>>42950982
>>42951902Wand of mare attraction
>>42952066Ong frfr
Octi ate 3 week old cookies!
>>42952780>when anon says he's allergic to apples
>>42953053>He doesn't know>The kinder version is "spilled crumbs in my bed">The vulgar variant is "starched my undies"
preb
>>42953601she's so adorkable
>>42953601Voted most likely to marry a book
>>42954182Man I wish I was that book
>>42954615Ew, dirty floof sniffer are you?
>>42954701Yes definitely
>>42955106clippy cloppy hooves making big juice
>>42955357In Prance they spell grapes as grepes
Longface
>>42955724would
>>42956315Classic "help me bro I'm stuck!" maneuver.
>>42956315A perfect tickling target
>>42956611Yes she's literally asking her brother for help>>42956901Lewd and disgusting, straight to the boiler room of Hell with you
>>42957002guilty as charged
pre bed twig
>>42957452
>>42958542Pinkie Pie has become Blin-kie Pie
>>42958794cyka blyat
>>42959045Pinka Plyat, Pinkie's Stalliongrad cousin
Is she old enough to be drinking root beer?
>>42958164
>POV you're holding ice cream
>Domain expansion: Howdy-doo
>She's all dressed up to go out
>>42961827>CutenessBro can't even see her rn, he's just too polite to talk about the power of Derp Rump
>>42962539Muffin? Yeah, Derpy's muff is what you go in
>>42960480Well, Spike is younger then Applebloom...
>>42963444>Dressing up like your old classmates, are you?
>>42941158>>42941789>>42941945
What's she watching?
>>42964414birbs clearly most likely gilda
>>42964835Applejack, there's no way I can eat all these apples!
>>42965165"Slut" has no Equestrian equivalent but it basically means you have a shamefully shameless love of putting baked goods inside you
>>42966479Cute-aloo
>>42966096I know, I feel bad about it but i'm currently writing a long-ass thing for anonmare general and I don't think I can manage two at once
>>42967101nah don't worry burnout is real and it sucks
>>42967476She looks so happy bro, why does it make me sad
>>42967622you not there to bathe with her hence extra sad
>>42967622Because you know she just got back from visiting the /flutterrape/ thread, where she totally hugged an anon without his consent
>>42967700OH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT!|IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!
butter cuddles
>>42967739Call him toast the way that butter is melting
>>42968749>She doesn't know that's sugar free cakeCelestia watch out! Chrysalis put that there!
>>42969064>"Applejack, those cookies were for the filly scouts!"
>>42969306>But they were so good!
>>42969541>But now you owe the Filly Guides of Equestria 9,001 bits!
>>42969880>a'hm not payin
>>42969896That's very... dishonest of you
>>42969938>yew callin me a liar sugarcube? it ain't a lie to state ones intentions, A'hm not payin!
>>42969977Apple Bloom will have to pay for those!
>>42970441
>>42970441>>42970672>>42970908Life-affirming horses
>>42971186on god
>>42959918
>>42971674That's a really high number, Anon!
>>42972554KEK
>>42972897Squeezable, huggable
>>42972554One of Weird Al's best parodies, honestly
>>42973019The apple is crestfallen far from the tree
>>42973847she is now canonically a mother
>>42973553I'm concerned at how she pronounced the parenthesis
>>42974013>Fluttershy is constantly scared because of Responsibilities
Has anyone written any good pony prison stories recently? These are the only ones I've read.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/360488/belly-rubs-in-pony-prisonhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/485993/hugs-and-ear-scratches-in-pony-prison
>>42974953LEWD
>>42974953>"CIWTWM!"
Bumps.m
>>42975343look at her go!
Off to fight the crowds of winter panic shoppers (we keep our house mostly stocked so this is just normal weekly shopping yet we suffer the karmic punishment for sloth anyway)
>>42976550good luck anon
>>42976829Max comf
>>42976571Wasn't nearly as bad as I feared, they were fresh out of eggs, soup and ravioli but the wise man goes for the hot n spicy vienna sausages, which were in good supply
>>42977806based
pre bed derp
>>42978008
mornin bumpa
>>42978396saved
>>42979541
>>42981635long tongue
>>42981212The deadly pouncing ponk trap
>>42982256those devious kinder ponies and their bouncing betty knock offs called pouncing ponks
>>42983305waifu material
>>42978741
>>42984125I want to stick my winky in linky's stinky
>>42985628Clean horse
>>42986025soon to be the cleanest honse
>>42985628I want to personally blow dry her hair
>>42986165uh based
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>>42986165l-LEWD?
