A crowd of cartoon horses corners you in the marketplace and asks you to explain what the “indomitable human spirit is.”
>>42893968I wheel this out and show them gurren lagann
>>42893968I boop each and every one of them then escape with my human stamina.
>>42893968I wheel this out and show them The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus
>>42893968I whip my dick out and show them how ravenously I can masturbate
>>42893981...Just before it gets smashed by the inevitable human stupidity
>>42893968I wouldn't know. >cry
>>42893968>"Sure, but I can only do it a few times a day">You begin to slowly unzip your pants.>The weather had been very humid so your balls were cemented to your inner thigh.> You free your balls from their sticky prison, and peel your flaccid penis from your slimy testicles.>"These days not many humans can show you what I'm about to ...">The ponies crank their heads forward in an eager anticipation of what is to come.>You pinch the tip of your foreskin shut.>A steady stream of piss is produced by your penis, but remains trapped under the foreskin.>You utter the two signature words of the indomitable human spirit.>"Piss Bomb">tfw
>>42894314I lol'd
>>42893968Bend over and I'll show all of you
>>42893968I would wheel this out and present them to my buddy Mr. Hands (PBUH)
>>42894314>You pinch the tip of your foreskin shutImmersion ruined. Fuck you
>>42894762>Immersion ruined. Fuck you
>>42894314>>>/trash/
>>42895225bump
>>42893981Ponies would be absolutely inconsolable after Kamina beefs it.
>>42893981ponk would highly approve of the shows message
>>42894762Gee anon, I'm sorry you were born Jewish Jewish.
>>42894314kek
