We reached that time of the year again where everyone is constantly sick. That means it's time for another Redheart thread.Make sure to post pics of best nurse pone. For every pic, one happy mare gets nursed back to health.
>>42926365How many kiddy butts has she penetrated with lubed thermometers?
>>42926381no colt butt has been left unmolested by Nurse Redheart
>>42926387Good, good. I bet she enjoyes watching the colts squirm and get hard as she teases them throughout. Even secretly replacing the temps with small dildos from time to time. To really get the boys moaning.
>>42926365nursie nursie please I need the euthanasia end my chud life
>>42926413Colt sucking mouth on that one.
>>42926365I want Redheart to make the scary people in my head go away.
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>>42927407That is very unfortunate anon. Stay hydrated and take two Redhearts can call me in the morning
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>>42927434Nurse Redheart but drawn by Tim Burton
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You okay Nursefren? Last thread you weren't doing so well.
>>42927897What do you think?He just made a waifu thread then dumped 30 imagesIt's over
>>42928046Or he loves his waifu? I remember there were some real issues last thread.
>>42927897>>42928383I do appreciate you anons asking. there was a bit of a scare but things are as well as they can be >>42927489
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Ok I just checked last thread and this >>42856722 is the only post that attempted to kindle any amount of Redheart discussion. One post out of 400. The rest were just images, small notes to said images or discussing personal issuesI'm not gonna lie or pretend that this is the worst thread on the catalog seeing all the bullshit that the mods are gonna let crawl to 500 but it does feel like out of the threads made in earnest by and for marelovers, this one may be one of the least promising
>>42930125 hereforgot to mention im a black trans woman who hates mares and nurse redheart
>>42930125Sorry I just dump images of my waifu. More than happy to try to make some content but I don't think I'm good enough for it
>>42930133Dump threads should be a bannable offense
>>42930125Please understand it's just two Redheart fans on the board.
>>42926381>>42926387>>42926405Nurse Redheart was mentioned as a favored guest in the Pants Files.
>>42930553Then it's pointless for them to make threads if there's going to be no new content from them. At least give a green or something
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>>42929818Unf
>>42930125>>42930404>>42930849Well done dumbass you spooked them away.
>>42932125Chances are that was his plan all along
>>42932173Need room for another no hooves thread on the catalog
>>42930125Kek. That was my post. Many moons ago I wrote and posted a Nurse Redheart green. I was thinking about continuing it. Maybe it would help the thread. The problem is that I've hit an obstacle in the story and haven't figured out how to proceed yet.
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>>42932736Hell yeah let's go! No hooves Redheart
Aryanne is Nurse Goldheart
>>42934854Mother manecutNurse is baby-crazed
>>42929846Speaking of content. Something I always wanted to do was collab with a vendor at a convention and do small Nurse Redheart-themed First Aid Kits or something of the sort.
>>42934989wouldn't Pinkheart make more sense?
>>42935401That'd be fucking awesome>>42935497Not really. Nurse Redheart doesn't have red hearts on her. It's a joke about how they're both white blue-eyed ponies with cross and heart themed cutie marks. Said ponies also have some beef with the Geneva Conventions
>>42936007>>>/trash/
>>42934854Hair down Nurse Redheart is pure sex.
>>42936432A million times this
>>42936432>>42936463Anons of culture I see!I can respect that, it also shows she's hopefully relaxing and is safe and sound at home
Bump for Nurse Redheart
>>42937067Again.
>>42936473>RelaxingI remember a comic where Redheart gives Anon a prescription for sex. Then she shakes her hair loose before mounting him. Always found that beyond sexy. I'm sure that after that she would be extremely relaxed. I think that Redheart would need more intimate time than the average mare to help her de-stress. Of course, that intimate time would also include comfy cuddles.
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>>42938818Cute!
>>42929843What gift would you give her? Besides gifts of the sexy kind.
Boop
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Lets be honest, human anatomy compared to ponies would frighten her. She'd send you to somepony like Dr. Fauna and would never see you medically.
>>42940978Ok i'll be a pony then so she'll won't be afraid.
>>42940517Unf
>>42941948Also unf.
>10No.
>>42943631I have been at that point. Suddenly, instant sleep.
I want her to do a health check-up on my balls.
>>42944718False. I am a natural born male with XY chromosome pair. I want nothing to do with tranny shit; which I wholeheartedly denounce.
>>42943631The nursa is 'eepy
>>42945440Sex
She said she waa going to cure me from a cold... bit she took my "family jewels" :(
>>42946225Is this real?
>>42945440She's excited about new nurses being hired to help out at the hospital. Then she won't need to he so sleepy all the time.
>>42939382I would give her all the love she deserves. A nice weekly visit to the spa ponies to allow her to compress and get therapy massages so she doesn't risk any ligament or muscle damage. Then I would take her to a nice place to wine and dine if it was the evening. If it was the day I would make a nice picnic and do a day trip somewhere with her. Mental health is just as important as physical after all.
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>>42949405The nursa is PHAT
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>>42949405Going off of this >>42935401 I'm tempted to talk to Soapone about getting some Redheart hand sanitizer or snowpity essence going.
>>42951775Though I already have a lot of plans for conventions later this year. So I should dial it back but I also want more Redheart merch for anons that is original in some way
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>>42951778>>42953116>>42953800Thank you Tavifag
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>>42954151Skull Mares
>>42954151Fuck I love it when the nurse is angry at me>>42951778What's in the syringe? Paralyzing drugs for when she rapes you?
>>42954196can't rape the willing
does anyone remember the punctuation-free nurse redheart lobotomy thread?
Does any anon here work in nursing? LPN in specific. Is it a good career choice or just wiping geriatric asses and burnout?
>>42954147"IIIIIIIII'MMM READY!"
>>42954973Nursie severed my hippocampus and I forgot about what happened to me to get me committed to the hospital in the first place but i still feel really good every week when nurse redheart performs an ultrasound to make sure my bladder is still functioning and then gives me a quick hoofjob wit hthe ultrasound gel as lube before sticking the catheter back in to drain my bladder after drainging my testicles
>>42954149Cute
>>42930133Write some green faggot
>>42957226I cannot into writefag but I can certainly try in the future.
>>42956854How did she open a portal into white space?
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>>42955670With "draining" you mean removal right?
>>42961755Nurse Redheart is a coffe fan or a tea fan?
>>42961033>5 blank bumps to keep the thread goingjust give it up man
>>42961848I think both.
>>42961957>6 blank bumps to keep the thread goingjust neva give upu manu
>>42962023...Then, if she likes both, what kind of tea and what kind of coffee does she like best?
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>>42961361She cuts open the scrotum and lets them get some air, but she doesn't actually sever the tubes
>>42963365Low testosteroneApparently Nursie finished the job with yours
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>>42951775>>42951778>talks about original ideas>no one caresF
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>>42965259I care. I think it's a great idea. Unfortunately, I have no ability to go to marefair and purchase such things though.
>>42964636I can hear the barely audible content neighing
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>>42966308Pouncing upon a patient that refuses to take his meds
>>42967560Pouncing upon a pair of exposed, defensless, healty and pristine spermatic chords...
>>42965259I would buy Redheart sanitizer if it were travel sized
>>42968066Don't mess with her patients.
Bump nursa
>>42968601Only nursie can mess with her patients
>>42970262Damn, I want to cuddle with her so much
>>42970694She looks great in water color.
>>42972261>White dress on white coatDoesnt mix, a pink dress with some red decorations might be better for her
>>42970468I don't remember making this post? >>42972291Unfortunately, tradition dictates that white is /the/ wedding dress color. That blue is not a good accent color for her, though, and the star is way too saturated! She really just needs some more frills and ruffles to break up her silhouette, and some red or pink accents.
>>42973756Nurse Redheart enjoys heavy metal and face-melting guitar solos, confirmed.
>>42975351Me taking my severed "offspring makers" to tell her to put them back on (they are so dead and cold by now, there is no going back)
>>42976556Cute nursa anon
>>42975365Will Nurse Redheart at least refer you to "physical" therapy? Gotta see if the sausage is still good without the eggs.
>>42976929squishy
>>42976785She thinks it looks better limp and pathetic, it has no use anymore anyway.
>>42980676You can do it Nurse Redheart! Keep going! We believe in you!
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>>42980676>That second panelThe artist knew EXACLY what he was doing
I want to have a relaxing cup of coffee with Nurse Redheart on a Sunday morning while we discuss all manner of interesting things and then...sex.
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What are the key points of Nurse Redheart's personality?
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>>42988742She's>kind>diligent>responsible>firm and doesn't take shit when ponies prevent her from doing her job>hard working>tired often>not squeamish at all
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>>42989974What a kind mare
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Hey Anon here that had hemorroids many threads ago. I'm currently suffering from reddish dry skin on my hands that sting like a burn when using some antibiotic ointments and soaps. Some of the recent changes in my behavior/life prior to the skin irritation is:>cold storm creating low humidity in my area>hotter than usual showers and hand washing because its cold>occasional exposure to 91-99% isopropyl alcohol and diluted Simple Green (an industrial germicidal cleaner)>occupation change that involves waste material>frequent hand washing due to the above occupationI'm assuming its dermatitis, specifically ICD since I've read its common in my line of work, but I figured I'd come here for an opinion. I plan to see a doctor soon since its been about almost a week since it started. Also it hasn't gotten worse or better since it manifested.
>>42998036>nap at work between shifts.
I haven't commissioned my fetish with red heart yet. Anyone have any outfits they want it done with?https://derpibooru.org/search?q=fluffjob
>>43000676It's okay she's a nurse
Upsies for nursies.
>>43005492When she wakes up, I'll be there with a cup of coffee and a hoof massage that she'll enjoy for 3 minutes before rushing out the door to the hospital.
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