It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./Sun/day Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/4028/Sun/ Music Playlisthttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFBQk93qeDm43xXRDR1ISEkhdcJTuG2SHave a Celestia story that you want added to the archive?>Link to story on Pastebin or Ponepaste>Say whether the story is finished or unfinished, or if it is a one shot (this is important for sorting)>Provide a synopses of the plot (please do this, I don't like writing these)>Any other important information that you want to add, such as the thread of origin.Broken Pastebin URL? Replace pastebin.com/ with poneb.in/Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Previous thread:>>42839508
>>42927816Shit like this is why we'll never get to Equestria...
>>42927812new yearnew /sun/day
>>42927812Grasp Celly firmly but gently
Love herLOVE HER
>>42927902I'm doing it
remember to go out and enjoy her sun on her day
she loves tennis
>>42928438She loves skating
Princess Celestia my beloved Pone-Tificus Mare-ximus.
>>42928442>Gems on the skatesThat's Rarity's design, isn't it.
>>42928547She would only get from the best, wouldn't she?
>>42928582Of course.
>>42928478I wonder what made that retard go mad? its not the first time ive seen him here, he is even on /moon/ sometimes
>>42928594Time to >rape
>>42928442>>42928438Celestia is an athletic pony even if she only stays in the castle doing paperwork
>>42928594she is so done she won't even try to use her wings
>>42919240Any recommended outfits for me to commission her in? I got my eye on this now.
>>42929066this
>>42929066Gardening getup, Sunhat and all
>>42929155that's hot, adding it.>>42929193overalls or something else?
>>42929066this onei think there is very little art of it
>>42929451kinda confusing with the regalia on, and I already have a day breaker one under her armorhttps://derpibooru.org/images/3706118>>42929193like pic related anon or do you have something else in mind?
>captcha uses a sun and moon sometimesneat
>>42927812I see we're longposting, very good
>>42929515oh yeah
>>42929709That's how you see that she's a princess. She doesn't know what 'take a bow' means.
>>42929066How about a 70s roller disco outfit?
>>42929515she is a long mare and luna... luna too
>>42928594poblician pony
>>42930099Luna did the wrong muscle training.
>>42930411yes but she got results
>>42930099what a neck on these two
Long
>>42930411no problem, her neck is big that's what matters
>>42931082That Celly has a deep throat.
>>42929515long long mare
>10
>>42929066If it isn't done then a maid
>>42929066the shirt from between dark and dawn
We have you surrounded, asshole!
>>42932729Why are you surrounding and talking to Celestia's rear? No wonder she looks so distressed.
>>42929479Oh yeah that's perfect
>>42928537The masculine urge to daydream about ancient Rome while Celestia sits on your face
>>42928134When you give a nice firm squeeze.
>Princess, have you any knowledge of where the 536lbs wedding cake for Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich has absconded to?
>>42932862she is floating, no other explanation
>>42933049Alicorn metabolism, man. She burns through cakes like an oven.
>>42933049they have a spare cake thankfully
>>42933049her land, her cake
>>42933426>wait! where is the spare cake?!>PRINCESS CELESTIA!!!
>NOOOO YOU'RE MIXING THE COLORS WITH THE WHITES YOU DUMB HORSE NOOOOOOO
>>42934192let her be
>>42934192>he doesn't know that there is a song that goes with this image.
>>42934754>>42934192https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4cfW_LdkWwfor the uninitiated
>>42934192You just throw everything in together for one big wash.
>>42934192she doesnt know how clothes work
>>42932760because it's tempting
>>42932989alright I'll try to get that done for you
Celly my beloved...
>>42934754>>42934759I don't know about the song but I do know about "three for free!" What kind of a loser does that make me?
>>42935546gonna need a link big dog
>>42935560I got you covered.
>>42935421I bailed on the comics a long time ago. The fuck is happening here?
>>42935405good haircut
CELESTIA WATCH OUT YOUR THREAD IS FALLING DONT MAKE ME WAIT UNTIL NEXT SUNDAY TO SEE YOU AGAIN
>>42935421huh?
>>42929515extremely long
Solar eclipse!
>>42936499>lulaluna is brazilian?!
>>42936620Luna move!!
>>42935421what the fuck
>>42937100cute....
well?
>>42937699Gravity, duh. Everything in the cosmos circles around Celly's hyper dense rear.
>>42937804What's the gravity like at Celestia's ponut?
>>42938365Miniature black hole. Don't get too close or you'll get sucked in.
>>42938373That explains why she can eat so much cake.
>>42934192I wanna kiss the soapy horse
Happy new year /sun/!https://files.catbox.moe/uyngcn.png
>>42938538Very nice NAWA.
>>42938538Beautiful! Happy New Year NAWA!
>>42938373>or you'll get sucked in.but that's what i want
>>42938538happy new year NAWA, great piece
>>42938777But that sucks.
BOOM! Headshot!
>>42938946good!
>>42937699sunset's exist because celestia moves the sun but she is no God
>>42939005hey, i would react the same way its part of the game to play dead
deadlock (upcoming valve multiplayer game) leakers say the next update will have a girl with a unicorn horn named celeste
>>42939922>upcoming valve game
>>42939922update soon...
>>42939922you mean celest also that's kind of ugly
>>42939005not cool
>>42939922I'm still not playing that
>>42935560It's the name of the FUCKING album of the song, you celestial retard.
>>42939922>Overwatch-like arena gameHard pass.
>>42927812I am the anon from 8 months ago who mentioned reading halfway through Exchange.Just finished it BTW, it was mid. Any recommendation for better fanfics?
>>42941187what made it mid for you?
>>42941198NTA but for me it was how shit just sorta happens and the characters are more like caricatures. Ended up dropping it.
>>42941201>how shit just sorta happensyou will have to be a little more specific, this applies like most fics
cuteponycuteponycutepony
>>42941547She looks grumpy in the thumb.
>>42941198It started out interestingly enough with a simple and down to earth concept:"What if Celestia retired from her princess duties and instead became your roomate?"However, what should've been something simple to follow up with quickly devolves to a game of cat and mouse with yanderetarded twilight and her retard friends chasing you to the ends of the world until you and Cel finally cook up a magical bullshit plan to beat her that works. (Fuck the trials of equus, easily the most boring and dragged out arc that should've been just the confession part, period.) There are no character arcs, characters just act retarded then regret acting retarded (Dash, Shy and Rarity) There's barely any romance (to say there's even enough to call this a romance novel), the titular duo (Anon & Cel) are way too shy and scared to make moves so it takes ages for them to get going but because they're constantly being distracted by Tardlight Spergle, the problem is made exponentially worse. The fact this fic is this long and implied sex at the last chapter is the most that we get since the actual marriage with Celestia happens off-screen is downright embarassing. There's more writting dedicated to a fake marriage with Twilight than a real marriage with Celestia, like, what the actual fuck?The only main Fim characters that remain somewhat unscathed are Pinkie and the Apple family, but even then, they barely do anything beside helping on the big action moments. No vital roles to the story and no big character moments, just a joke here and there and that's it. They mostly just stand there smilling and waving like background prompts or are cut out entirely for several chapters.The biggest issue though is the lack of planning from the author, stuff just happens with no rhyme or reason as to why other than stuff needing to be happening all the time. The plot never stays focused on what it's actually building up to so you never get a satisfying payoff to anything set up before being thrown into a new situation where the status quo remains unchanged. It's so lame.For example, Twilight's character assassination is justified by some evil ancient magic taking over her mind because I guess the author got tired of hearing complaints about Twilight being the villain, I guess...? (This ancient evil magic never gets explained BTW). It's so stupid I'd actually rather had the author commit to the bit of Twi being clinically insane for human dick but instead, he HAD to start taking the story seriously later on for the sake of REALISM that only serves to hinder the pacing and the tone further. In fact, forget the romcom side of things altogether and instead just turn the whole thing into a cheezy soup opera for LE DRAMA.It's an understatement to call the pacing bad, everything takes forever to happen and barely ever do you get a proper conclusion to anything that doesn't leave you wishing you got more.Overall, it's just not very good.Wouldn't recommend.
>>42941654she is grumpy until she sees (You)
>>42941715it was written for flutterrape originally, keep in mind
>>42941634poor cakes but she demands their sacrifice to raise the sun
>>42941715i can agree that the off-screen marriage was annoying
>>42941885That makes sense.
>"HI TIA! YOU SHOULD GO TO BED, IT'S LATE!"
>>42943249Just woke up a few hours ago though.
>dumb horse thinks its half-ton weight on marble floors isn't noisy
>>42941715One of the things I actually really liked about that story was how it headcanon’d Celestia as being a particularly powerful wielder of earth pony magic, and justified it by having her be an earth pony before her ascension. It made me appreciate it when she (and/or Luna and Cadence) are depicted using it in other fics.But I’ll admit that objectively it’s probably not the best Waifulestia story in the world in retrospect.
What's the diameter of a light bulb, anyways?
>>42943643she makes a lot of noise but it's cute to see her try to be sneaky so nobody says anything
>>42927812has magic gone too far?
>>42943643is it because of the weight or because of the horseshoe?
she knows you are looking
>>42944448no i am not. I am looking at the moon and not a jobber
Don't know if I'm ever going to finish it, so take this sketch as a gift from a son of /moon/.
>>42944562great sketch moonbro
>>42944452you can only look at the moon thanks to the sun
>>42944452>jobberThis meme is getting stale.
>>42945342my divine wife
Praise her.
>>42945984always
>>42945984Mmmmm ok
>>42945984Yes.
>>42945984I praise her and praise her day
>>42944452Rude
>>42945984Everyday
>>42945984hell yeah, this pony and her sun deserve all the praise
still taking more suggestions for celestia fluffjob outfits.>>42932291got an image of a dress you want?>>42932551eh, not really into this one but I'll think about it more.>>42929946sonlike your pic but on a pony? if you can find a pony ref of it that'd be great.
>>42947009like this
>>42946915All the praise is still not enough.
>>42947344what is?
>>42944562looks good even as just a sketch
>>42947575Nothing is enough praise for best princess. But that must not stop us from trying.
WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD FUNWE'RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET SOMEWE'RE UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD FUNWE'RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vQ71voOb-Q
>>42948199Why does Celly have fangs?
>>42948199>batlestiaUNF
>>42948684She's not a bat. She still has Pegasus wings.
dumb fucking horse...
>>42948871dang im blind
>>42948922ponies can't help but be curious about human clothes and this is the result every time
/sun/ i'm curiousdo you think she has one curl under her ear or two?
>>42949587Two
>>42949587One
>>42948922Silly pony
>>42949587one makes more sense
BOOM TSST BOOM TSST BOOM TSST BOOM TSSTWAKE UP SUNFAGS, IT IS WONDEROUS THIS EVE!BOOM TSST BOOM TSST BOOM TSST BOOM TSST
So elegant.
>>42950841sehr elegant...
>>42950778not yet
>>42950841cute hosre
>>42950841she is big so it makes sense that she has to eat more than the average pony, but a whole cake is a bit much, isn't it?
My marefriend got into another stupid mess,She got into a fight and got drunk on something nasty.I finally got sick of her, I threw her out,And now I want a mare like Celestia!I want a mare like Celestia, who's full of strength,I want a mare like Celestia, who doesn't drink!I want a mare like Celestia, who won't make me sad,I want a mare like Celestia, who won't run away!I saw her on the news last night,She said the world's been "put in" a tough place.She's easy to be with at home and abroad,And now I want a mare like Celestia!I want a mare like Celestia, who's full of strength,I want a mare like Celestia, who doesn't drink!I want a mare like Celestia, who won't make me sad,I want a mare like Celestia, who won't run away!I want a mare like Celestia, who's full of strength,I want a mare like Celestia, who doesn't drink!I want a mare like Celestia, who won't make me sad,I want a mare like Celestia, who won't run away!I want a mare like Celestia, who's full of strength,I want a mare like Celestia, who doesn't drink!I want a mare like Celestia, who won't make me sad,I want a mare like Celestia, who won't run away!I want a mare like Celestia, who's full of strength,I want a mare like Celestia, who doesn't drink!I want a mare like Celestia, who won't make me sad,I want a mare like Celestia, who won't run away!
>>42951726
>>42951726Cringe.
>>42951795luna is a hornlet?
>>42951726neat
>>42951823you are cringe
>>42951795poor luna but at least her neck is as wide as her sister is long
>>42951795>Luna is drinking with her hornThat doesn't look healthy.
>>42951795Hornlets seething
>>42953580is she sharp? would i get cut if i hug her?
>>42953655It would be extremely painful...
>>42953665she is a big mare
>>42951795my princess always gets her 8 hours of sleep
>>42953580not sharp enough
>>42953153it's the reason why her horn is so short
My Celestia looks a bit weird
>>42955194Aw, Lulu nabbed the regalia again.
>>42955194she looks smaller
>>42955194luna dressing up like the mare she looks up to
>>42955194she looks silly with those
PKd this n00b in the wildy
>>42956061she was AFK
we still havent beaten the allegations...
>>42956718Celestia is just a silly lady
>>42956718We Have
>>42950841love the booty
>>42951693Guess where the supple rear comes from.
>>42956459I see her everywhere too
>>42927812
>>42957285she really is massive, look at those suns
>>42957285Luna's butt is not this big
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3y8jf01UY8
>>42957507UNF
>>42957507I want to go swimming with celestia
>>42957502the artist had to give her a small buff to make the frame craking possible
As a reminder, there's a collab in the works to celebrate the Chinese new year this Feb 17Since it's the year of the fire horse there's a focus on Celestia and mostly Daybreaker. If you know anyone who likes drawing her, this is a good excuse for them to do so againhttps://forms.gle/LiDEpHywVAxaUvb17
>>42958354>the year of the fire horsethat's cool, an entire year for her
>>42958354mommy
>>42958354It's her year
>>42958354>more daybreaker drawingsexcellent
>>42927812>picrelNosejob? Kek
>>42958315I love her so much and this pictures of her acting horsey
>>42958315this mare is never cold, because she brings her warmth with her
>>42959831it would be so good to hug her and feel that warmth, so comfortable you might fall asleep
>>42960130inb4 you catch on fire in your sleep
>>42960163as long as she fixes you with mahic its fine
>>42960163Don't threaten me with a good time.
>>42958315i want to be on top of her and rubbing my face on her fluff
sun
>>42929066still looking for more of these btwhttps://derpibooru.org/search?q=celestia%2C+fluffjob
>>42960901this but she's on top of me like pic related
>>42961373This but with celly. Fucking U N FDrawfriend, if you will? sfw pls
>>42961525I imagine she loves doing this often, after wearing her chest piece the whole day she needs a good scratch
>>42961854Fucking imagine the slight musky scent met with a trace of her perfume, oh my...
>>42961525It's still one of her best images.
>"... and you call it 'My Little Pony' when I am, in fact, not yours, not little, and not a pony?"
>>42962270>not a ponyI don't think she'd appreciate if you called her a horse since 'whorse' is a word they use
>>42962270She'd fold me like a calabi-yau manifold.
>>42962270I bet she'd love being called my little poniiii :D
>*raspberries you when you least expect it*
>>42962270but she IS a pony and a little one (in her spirit)
>>42962270>not yours
What compels her behavior...??
>>42962637>boops her when she least expects it
>>42963029it's a mystery
>>42962270>not a ponyif it talks like a pony and looks like a pony...
>>42962270>not a ponyOkay... I will call you just horse from now on.
"Oh... Oh, my, Mister Anonymous, are those... Am I detecting the scent of oats? Do you have oats?"
>>42963557I do, they are mine
How would you distract Celestia while she's on her diet so she doesn't crave cake? Keep in mind she weighs about 1,200lbs and has powerful magical capabilities and gets "hangry" when she's without sweets.
>>42964033cause some panic in equestria that she will have to fix in personthat will keep her busy
>>42964033sex
>>42964033paperwork, lots of paperwork
eat the rainbowtaste the rainbow
>>42964816what is falling from her
>>42964033Kiss her. She can't eat anything when her mouth is blocked.
>>42964033replace the sweets with fruits and distract her with a game of chess
Praise her sun!
>>42965233Taste ther ainbow mf.
>>42965644I'd rather boop her
>>42965549\(-_-)/
>>42964816LONG
>>42963557nah, i ate them
>>42964033give her oats instead
>>42967089she got the cake, we failed
>>42967410It's not too late until it's eaten.
I want to feel Celestia's warmth.
>>42967807go out and get some sun
>>42967807don't we all?
>>42945513Oh shit!
>>42968627As I said.
>>42967807me too, especially on really cold daysi want to hug her and feel her firm muscles
she is precious
>>42967807I would use her as a blanket if I could
>>42969311The best.
>>42969311does she eat sunflowers?
Alternate File Names Included:Please Don't Leave Me AloneUntil The End
>>42927812newfag here. spoon feed me. who is this artist
>>42970030>Teary DaybreakerI can kind of see it, but it also looks off. Or at the very least unusual.
>>42970104Yeah, there are major flaws with it. One day I'll get off my ass and do a proper digital drawing
>>42970030I will be with her until the end of times
>>42969932Probably, considering that she's never seen the other side of a sunflower
>>42970637> no wingsfake
>>42970637her diet... we failed again...
>"Now it's Istanbul."Not Constantinople, dear Anonymous?
>>42970030daybreaker would burn all of equestria for (you)
>>42970056please i must know
>>42971541He's your god
>>42971567I want to bite her ear too
>>42971567she is so tired
>>42971567yeah but whats his name
>>42972462Xing xong chu chiao piao
>>42972462he is the best
>>42972665My QUEEN
>>42972665She looks like a drug addict here.
>>42973141And a badass one at that.
>>42972908mom energy
>>42973141addicted to power
>>42971131how old is that
>>42974285horsey
>>42972908is that a filly two or daybreaker is that big?
>>42974504Not as horsey as this.
>>42974746woah what if that isn't a filter
>>42974996indeed she is
New Celly from Realdashhttps://u.pone.rs/wrnqxega.png
>>42962270>cock and ball twilight
>>42975191>RealdashI can't read that name and not rhink about those stupid RD sound clips with AI
>>42975491>stupid RD sound clipsWhen's your coming out party?
>>42974996>girlponyPONY
a horse with wings in minecraft would be cool
bath time with celestia
>>42975191meh
>>42975055No, it's Twily
>>42977046it clearly says it's celestia
>>42977046no, it's Celly
Let's see, the sun's about to set a little early if I don't bump you. Here's something I commissioned recently by Aer0 Zer0-Ri2k, I guess, and an early sketch candidate that was rejected:https://derpibooru.org/images/3735201It depicts her trying to sit at day court, with her belly and teats getting in the way. He only really drew her hips huge, though. I've got some stuff I've been sitting on for a while, and I've finished some stuff I haven't shared her because I figured you guys wouldn't like it, but maybe you'll like this well enough. Anyway, I'd hate to see you guys fall off early.
>>42978454Thank you for your service.
>>42978454thats amazing
>>42973141Doing drugs with Daybreaker sounds like a really fun time.
>>42978454nice and thanks for the bump
>>42978797
>>42979172i need that big sun on my face
>>42979736beautiful
>>42979918one of the best things about celly is her mane
Finally starting on wife lifesize, this will take awhile.
>>42980347>stellar-class derriere>phenomenal cosmic cooter itty bitty titties
>>42980340what a tyrant
>>42980278im sure she will look really pretty anon, can't wait to see her
>>42980340locked up where?
>>42927845i understand what xitter means by white people reaction images now
>>42980278So based! I want to do the same, but for Luna!
>>42980880If you agree to join forces with her sister for the whole "Eternal night" scheme you might be able to do an uno reverse on sun tyrant
>>42981371but i like the sun
>>42981658Guess you gotta be home in time for dinner then or face the slammer
oats?
>>42982050Cute! I love this moment in friendship is magic
>>42980340that's unfair, she wouldn't do that she would give me two minutes
>>42981969Not for you.
Celestia mommydom
>>42982779>celestia after i booped her too hard
>>42982906why?
>>42981671>the slammerIs that what she calls it?
>>42982779Celestia is a good pony and deserves oats.
>>42980559I really like everything this artist makes. It's a story in 3 panels, no words needed. Look at how they used cherries to mark the panel numbers.>>42979172>tasteful criticism of overly large asses in art
>>42983253absolutely
>>42980559Helios would be proud.
>>42983267I think Celestia is an awful pony and making fun of her fulfills my sense of schadenfreude
>>42983652Shut up, Nightmare.
>>42983267celestia is the MBPMost Beautiful Pony
>>42977002Faggot
>>42983652>t. Nightmare fag
>>42981969>>42982766I FUCKING LOVE TIA!>>42983652ngmi
I'm looking for Celestia related art and writing ideas, just minor ones. I don't want to get too involved, just need something to get my mind off twilight.
>>42984328that is a really big ass
>>42984328Very hoers.Source?
>>42984328Brother, we need the sauce on this.
>>42984739>>42984900I know the artist is chigusa, but I'm not sure the full image is publicly available anywhere
>>42983253look at the size of it
>>42984911Time to dive into a certain raccoon site then.
>>42985567>"But... I thought... You said you'll love me forever...?"Lol nope
>>42985765a divorce means i can marry her again
>>42985765Sorry but I'm marrying your sister insead LUL
>>42986264this isn't good, it should be me
>>42986253Oh no, Celestia isn't going to like that haha!
WAKE UP /SUN/! IT'S ONLY 11 PM!
>>42986542but it's time to rest
>>42986596And cue 'Who knows when the sun will rise today'.
>>42984328Anon you misstyped, i think it should be "I LOVE FUCKING TIA">>42986253Could also do both right?... then none would be sad and left behind alone...>>42986061Thats big brain KEK but thats not how it works im afraid
>>42986744Oh Yeah
>>42986542if celestia wants more time to rest we can't stop her
>>42986542not yet
>>42987579Agreed.
>>42927812I want to make Celestiaa mother
>>42986264gross
I'm tired of this man-made weather. I want pegasus-made weather, dang it!
>>42988294soon we will have it or something similar, goodbye to heatwaves and extremely cold days
>>42988031pink mane is cute but i preffer the aurora/rainbow mame
>>42927812she would kill me if she did that to me but it would be worth it
>"loud horsey om nom nom noises"
>>42988946My lovely wife enjoying her morning cake
>>42988946wait until you see how she swallows my dingle dangle
>>42988946twilight better eat her slice or else...
just ordered one of the last Tia symbiote plushes available :)))Luna will be seeing her sister soon
beholda amre
>>42989344wow...
>>42989344>44holy...
>>42989344now a amre on fire
>>42989344incredible...
>>42989344it should be illegal to post this, thank celestia it isn't
>>42989344An illuminating amre, really.
>>42989344Perfect
this is too far, who did it?
>>42990469those are perfect actuallyUNF
>>42984435How about some simple fluff of Celestia and Anon catching a moment together during a busy day
>>42984435Celestia trying a new sport
>>42989344need the daybreaker version
>>42988946how much cake does she need
>>42991430all of it
>>42991707Fatty
>>42991163For aesthetic purposes I saved it as an extra-crispy mobile file
>>42991710Big Boned you mean
>>42991707>>42991824>"She must have a HUGE bone in her ass, then!"
>>42988946Majestic as fuck.
NOW, THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL.IT WON'T GO AWAY.ITS AN OMEN.YOU JUST RUN ON: AUTOMATION.
>>42991976I AM THE LECHER BITCHAND I WEAR THE “X” OF CASTIGATIONI AM THE WHOREOF THE EXTREMEI AM THE HERETICAND I CRAVE YOUR EXCOMMUNICATIONLOOK IN MY EYESGET A LITTLE STAR STRUCK AND A LITTLE INSANE
>>42989180Cuties
>>42991976Celestia looks like she's drooling oil.
Have a bump off of pg9 Sunfags. Consider it an olive branch for all of my NMM and Joblestia shitposting, for anything it's worth.
>>42991976what would be heir bands name?
>>42992519Schwarzsonnenradpferdkaiserinnen
>>42992573Ouch.
>>42992573Cool name (i don't get it)
>>42992689It literally translates to "Black Sun Horse Empresses".
>>42992709pretty cool name then
>>42991976Nightmare Doom and Deathlesstia
>>42992573i fucking love gothlestia
UNF
>>42991976My favorite band
>>42991715dayget? numbreaker?
>>42993775>"Truly, Mister Anonymous, I had no idea you had such specific... interests... when it came to equine fashion. However, I can only surmise from the very nature of the rabbit why you have such an intense desire to bear witness to me in such attire... You are quite the incorrigible individual, are you not? Whatsoever can a princess such as myself do with an ape such as you?"
>>42994106I want to kiss her ponut
>>42994273Me too.
Sunbros why is Squarelestia so hot?!
>>42994540this minecraft mobs are getting crazier
>>42994540i dont know
if celestia had to learn a martial art what would it be and why?
>>42994961karate
>>42990211I did it.Diet NOW
>>42970637I look like this and do this.
>>42995769post hoof
>>42995769liar
>>42991710no bullying she is trying her best to eat less but cake is just too good
>>42996371she looks too cute here, most art make her look edgy or imposing or dangerousin that one it just makes me want to hug her even if i melt
>>42996661she is big
>>42996957>alicorn mares become silly, dumb horses when Anon brings over the cardboard boxes
>>42996971why do they love boxes so much?
>>42997098It's symbolism. It's because they want there boxes stuffed by human penis
>>42997137why are you being so lewd?
>>42997155the ponies are lewd
>>42971131After her statement i'd frevorously kiss her before reclaiming constantinople as celestiatinople.
>>42964033>guess you don't want my special once a year supreme cake, then?She'll hold out from sheer willpower just to try the supreme cake.
Celestia urinating on your face to assert dominance.
>>42997673she doesn't need to do that
>>42997808It would be nice though
>>42997814maybe
>>42997560she looks big there
>>42997560i want to kiss her
>>42997814not really, sounds bad actually
>>42998703if i say yes is she going to share some of it that was in her mouth?
>>42998860cute even if AI
>>42998703I feel like its dangerous to say yes
>>42999149She'll order the chef to make you one as well.And you have to eat it.
>>42999559>eat an entire cakefuck
Prettiest princess
>>42999998prettiest pony
>>42999998KWAB
>>42999998>>42999999>>42300000Not my preferred order but things worked out just fine.
>>43000059>>43000000No wonder I couldn't claim repeating numbers, it turns out I'm retarded and can't type
>>43000059maybe next time
Love my Wife
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