Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below)This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now,Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've seen, declare who the best pony is, describe what you've dreamt last night, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related.All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either.Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater.However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral or legal arguments, they never go anywhere.Previous >>42910413
>>42972383My wife is pretty!
>a dozen of shitty threads is created>obviously a slide>check archive>a dozen of shitty threads has been deleted???>>42972384agree!
>>42972383hey I know it says no drama but I'm genuinely really confused because I keep seeing this weird-ass ad on /trash/ about "end of the year awards" being rigged? fucks up with that? like I don't want elaboration, like, NONE AT ALL. I just wanna know if it's like, schizoid rambling or genuine criticism.
>>42972394>like I don't want elaboration, like, NONE AT ALL. I just wanna know if it's like, schizoid rambling or genuine criticism.schizo also wow he's actually advertising on /trash/? Aren't ad slots on furry porndump board expensive as shit?
>>42972394schizo ramblingone guy is SUPER MAD at one other guy (the other guy doesnt know he exists)
>>42972392>>a dozen of shitty threads is created>>obviously a slide>>check archive>>a dozen of shitty threads has been deleted>>the shitty slide general is recreated
>>42972399no fucking clue but here's a screenie
>>42972401>>>the shitty slide general is recreatedI made one just because I nooticed slide threads sliding other slide threadsi.e. >>42967333 and >>42962324
>>42972402>searches for /clop/ on /trash/https://youtu.be/aQwaK4OLhaw
>>42972383I hate when people hate on legendary creators that retired from pony (Jan, DuoCartoonist, ZacharyRich etc.) instead of saying "thank you".Retiring/outgrowing ponies is valid for a creator that aims for a successful career in a long run because at the end of the day you don't "own" your pony work, because you are using someone's existing world and characters. Of course a sane person would want to make his own original thing
>>42972383Which pony is the best mom?This might silly, but I can honestly see Rainbow Dash being a good mom.
>>42972410>DuoCartoonistThe only reason to hate them is because they deleted all their pony shit.
>>42972415>This might silly, but I can honestly see Rainbow Dash being a good mom.wouldn't call it silly, we can see her attitude towards children with Scootaloo
>>42972425I blame, a lot of things. But i have more faith in those who meet challenges than those who beg for them.
>>42972400oh damn, okay yeah that makes sense. thanks lads o7>>42972407..and?
>>42972436>..and?what were you doing on /trash/, anon?
>>42972425I agree with you, in some ways, since, instead of being nurtured toward it like AJ or Flutters, Rainbow Dash just had to face it head on.On the other hand, the daemon within me wants to argue and fight. The evil within me that lacks faith wants to quarrel.
>>42972438the same as everyone else who goes there dudeto get my rocks off to anthropomorphic animals
>>42972444clop to softcore smut herehere's sexy (and SFW!) Fluttershy if want her
>>42972452no that's the fluffy horses waifu in disguise
I remember simpler times (early 2010s) when bronies used to incorporate ponies into their college assignments, PowerPoint presentations etc. I'm about to write my thesis, but I'm not going to sneak ponies into it. Nuh uh, that's way too silly. Referencing Discord, on the other hand, is an offer I can't refuse.
>>42972410Pencil monkies only exist to entertain me. If you aren't entertaining me with colorful horses, then fuck you.
>>42972410If they can outgrow pony, then why am I not allowed outgrow those artists?
>>42972651You can stop giving a shit about them obviously, it just seems silly to insult them and call them traitors.
>>42972452>softcore smut>sfw/sexynani?
>>42972654Well that's different from "thank you", which would require us to still give a shit about them. I think it's fair to call fickle people retarded bandwagoners if they call themselves fans of anything.
>>42972410some people are just so entitled to people's free content
imagine the amount of nostalgic pony flash games and pony references in flash games we'd have if the show came like 5 years earlier
>>42973097On the other hand, there would be a fraction of the porn.
>get a cool idea for a fic/green>wait I need to get the protagonist right>the setting and secondary characters need to be well written too>I must rewatch the entire show to get it all perfect>burn out after marathoning season 1 in a single day>lose motivation>repeatWhy am I like this
>>42972384Yes, she is>>42973097>
>>42973101Maybe you need to accept that your fic won't be perfect.
I just finished watching the first 3 episodes. I have to say that for a show about ponies the Flash animation is very well done, I can appreciate the fact that it all just *meshes* well together.I got my 3d model of a 'Soldier' almost done.I'm worried about my increasing involvement with My Little Pony, the last thing I want is to have a dream involving the show.I also don't want to draw things digitally, but what can I do without digital colors and linework?>>42973101Anon, you gotta write that shit out, just start typing and keep going until you hit a point you think you can leave it off for the meantime.
would anyone be interested in making a proper /mlp/ timeline? There's https://bibanon.org/4chan/History/mlp but it's pretty barebones
>>42972420I put EileMonty in that bucket too.https://www.youtube.com/@EileMontyBecame vtuber, nuked all pony content.
>>42972420Didn't they get C&D requests? The nuking was out of their control.
>>42972402Holy fucking kek! I keen to those who put this much effort into a shitpost
>>42972402>doesn't use 4chan-X nor XTwhy?
Twifags, explain this...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXCifLzTy_ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X7cKpJAUhAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8k3wayCh6c
>>42973541The abyss returns even the boldest gaze.
>>42973541>another sperg videos that WILL be forced in rewatchI have autism fatigue
>>42973541I had a diaper fetish until I took black wallnut oil, NAC, and oregano oil. I think I had some parasite that gave it to me.
>>42973374no that was jananimations, duo cartoonist did it voluntarily from what I remember
>>42973768I also heard that Jan made up the C&D so he'd have an excuse to stop working on pony. But that might have been a schizo tale
>>42974116yeah I highly doubt that. he was very popular and successful with it, him leaving pony behind only happened after after the C&D took all the wind out of his sails
Alright, I'm just gonna say it. I have a thing for clown mares, more specifically with Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash.I can kinda see their dynamic with Pinkie being the enthusiastic clown and Dashie being the grumpy one since she thinks it's totally "uncool" compared to her being a Wonderbolt.I have also often fantasized about having sex with clown mares, their ponuts honking with every thrust as I creampie inside of them, and I don't feel shame in stating so.
>>42974677Of all fetishes, I thought that one was a joke + who asked
>>42974116>me when I spread my own baseless conjectures as fact on the internet
>>42974677holy based. I dont think I could go as far as you do in some respects, but the heavy makeup, outlandish clothing, and quirky hijinks that pony clowns and jesters get up to is definitely something I can get behind.>>42974708kill thyself ye of little taste
>>42974799You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?
What's even the point? Are we all doomed to rot away fantasizing about creatures that don't exist while life passes us by and we continue to be genetic dead ends? Watching colorful horses until we grow old and die, our pony merch being given to distant relatives who throw it away or donate it to the thrift store because it just reminds them of how pathetic we are? So very tragic, that we put so much effort into a show that is just an addiction for the mentally ill. Vanity of vanities, all is vanity...
>>42975197lmao I'd be too busy being dead to worry about any of that shit. I hate women and children so this dating humilation ritual rat race means nothing to me. Everything is one big bullshit cycle until you croak. Oh well.
Why did the gay jannies delete my posts?
>>42972383Looking back through Desu many times, I feel like the early fandom was extremely biased in the way it often looked at the characters. Applejack, Rarity, and Twilight were all criticized way more stringently than Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, And Fluttershy were. Even to this day, Applejack episodes and early Rarity episodes are considered more controversial than I think they reasonably are. I obviously can't prove it, but I think if you really stop and look at the complaints made objectively, you would find that people in general are way harder on Applejack episodes than they are the episodes of Pinkie or Rainbow Dash. To this day episodes like Somepony to Watch Over Me or Apple Family Reunion were and still are judged way more harshly than the episodes of other characters. Normally I wouldn't care about something like this, but to this day people still judge episodes based on what the fandom consensus of them is, and I think the popularity of some of the characters has definitely been effected by how the fandom was just way harder on some of them than others. Applejack over all has pretty good episodes, and it really only seems like hes are regarded as hit or miss is because of people holding her to way higher standards than other characters. Meanwhile almost every Pinkie Pie episode is divisive on some level, but no one ever talks about her being a weak character or suffering from bad episodes.
>>42975396>Meanwhile almost every Pinkie Pie episode is divisive on some level, but no one ever talks about her being a weak character or suffering from bad episodes.Are you still referring to earlier in the fandom here? Because if you aren't, this is pretty laughable. Swarm of the Century, Griffon the Brush-Off, Green isn't your colour, Feeling Pinkie Keen—these are commonly used as sources for criticism towards Pinkie in S1 alone. A Friend in Deed is brought up as a poor episode propped up by the Smile Song. Filli Vanilli? You've really never seen anyone comment on how she acts towards Fluttershy?Those are all 'early season' (or at least earlier in the case of S4) examples. Late season Pinkie is often regarded as annoying, loud, and devoid of any charm she previously had. The less said about Yakity Sax and A Trivial Pursuit the better.I see the point you're trying to make, and I agree that AJ is judged more harshly because of how 'normal' and 'solid' she is as a character. But then saying Pinkie's weaknesses aren't discussed? You can just say you don't like her and think she deserves more criticism instead of implying it, you know
I've just finished Season 5. I'm ready to enter the Glimmerverse. How bad's it going to be?
>>42975663Painfully obvious that Starlight is just Twilight's replacement, so a lot of rehashed stories. Also frustratingly stupid that they just forgive her for her transgressions
>>42975742I will admit, it is weird that Twilight is more reluctant to forgive Trixie than Starlight, figuring that Starlight's actions were objectively worse.
>>42974677Clown girls are hot, so why not clown pony?
>>42975881Trixie tweaked Twilight's nose more often.
>>42975881Trixie just likes to piss Twilight off, so Twilight has no reason to forgive her. Trixie is just a bitch.
what is with rarifags and never being able to just say what they like? Every time, without fail, when discussing a matter of taste with them they have to go out of their way to chuck a completely unprompted insult at something or someone? I swear it's happened at least 5 times now and it's ALWAYS a rarifag. Even outside of that specific situation they'll just insult others for no reason.
>>42976336What was the last matter of taste over, and what did you say?
>>42976354i can't recall, though it's usually over favorite ponies and the like.
>>42976322This.
>>42976336>WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET WAS MEAN TO ME!!1!1!1Boohoo you fucking pantywaist. Either fire back or kill yourself.
>>42976374Well that explains it. Critiquing ponies is hardly ever civil with strangers, but Rarity probably has the harshest flaws that they're used to defending, not far from Rainbow with the combativeness of Dashfags. Then you've got overarching tribal and class racism governing taste: boneheads vs mudponies vs featherbrains, and the lowly literal who background farmer vs the important princess wish fulfillers. In my unprofessional and anecdotal opinion, unicorn fans enjoy power fantasies and do the most insult hurling as a result.
>>42975575>But then saying Pinkie's weaknesses aren't discussed? You can just say you don't like her and think she deserves more criticism instead of implying it, you knowNo no, I don't really dislike Pinkie, but what I mean is that she was super popular even despite having pretty mediocre episodes. She really does get criticized plenty for the most part I think, especially these days, but back then Pinkie was practically the brand mascot who you saw every where on all the merchandise, all the memes, etc. I'm just saying I've never understood how she maintained so much popularity in the fandom when as far as I could see, hardly any of her episodes were generally liked.>Are you still referring to earlier in the fandom hereYea I was.Frankly I think it's because of her being the designated comedy character. Having a character who's role is "the funny one" practically always leads to them being kind of one note. Discord suffered the same fate. Overall I think comedy might have hurt the show and characters more than it helped them.Could just be bias on my part though. I'm usually not super into comedy stuff. Even though Pinkie is in my top three ranking of the mane 6, she's the character I tend to think of the least amount of scenarios for. The show using her as a gag character diminished her potential uses greatly in my eyes.
>>42976504Rarity/Pinkie Pie is an underrated ship.
>>42976773They had very few interactions. Were there even any episodes with that pairing? It's a shame there are so many pairings we barely got to see.
>>42976845>Were there even any episodes with that pairing?saaar
>>42976847Oh yea, I forgot that one. Still, definitely could have benefited from being paired more.
>>42976859there's also that episode with Pinkie, Maud and Rarity but yeah, that combo could've used more episodes
>>42976665Ironically, I LIKE Rainbow Dash and Rarity more because of their flaws.
>>42976773I think you replied to the wrong post.
>>42976504talking to trixiefags is like talking to a brick wall, genuinely how can anybody like this character unironically
>>42977347She's hot
>>42977360Notice how you can only ever talk about her design and not the character herself, because her actual character is shit while her design is the only good part about her.
>>42977347It always bewilders me whenever a Trixiefag says they like her because she's an unlikable narcissistic cunt, like thanks for non-directly telling me you're just as much of an insufferable cunt as she is.>"b-but it makes her more interesting!!"No it fucking doesn't.I would've preferred if they at least lied and said they think she's some misunderstood lonely character, at least that way I could see how they'd like her even if they're wrong.
>>42977438Yes. And?
>>42977360ok now say something nice about her character traits
>>42977347>>42977453
>>42976504>she's a bullyHe says that like it's a bad thing.
>>42977653Those characters are actually good because they stay true to their character unlike Trixie. When they were bullies, they were treated like bullies and nothing else, when they became good, they actually changed for the better, Trixie did not.
>>42977653You posted 3 characters who have more character development than Trixie ever will.
>>42972383I’ve been thinking a lot about my relationship with art. As much as I should just appreciate what I make on its own, I can’t help but yearn for an audience. I want to inspire people like so many inspire me, or else I feel like a leach. I just can’t be satisfied with myself, I really want attention. Is it selfish? Yeah. I know.
>>42977763I don't think it's a sin to want or appreciate an audience. The danger lies in fixating on growing your audience and compromising on your own ideas
>>42977781I never want to stoop myself to that level, but I sometimes finding myself drawing things that are good, yes, but something I’m obviously making for attention.
>>42977793What, like memes?
>>42977808Increasingly sexier mares, edgier jokes, board slop effectively. I wanna be cool and liked so bad.
Had a weird dream of this slowly decaying G3 pinkie pie display figure, like a 3foot tall plaster or something statue of her in front of my real life city's City hall building.And Pinkie is just more and more damaged everytime I see her and it made me sadder and sadderAnd I got this VR headset that somehow had enough data of the past to go back and see her at least virtually back when she was new and undamaged. And I was walking around in this VR recreation of the past and there were posters of ponys I remembered and felt such fondness.Dreams are always so hard to describe but it's really been on my mind my dream lately
>>42977830Consider it a prophetic dream about how the good times with mlp are over and now all we can do is reminisce. Our lightning in a bottle is over, and now we must return to the dull gray of existence with nothing more than memories of color long gone.
>>42972383This thread is last on the board. That is all, for now.
>>42977823Can you not be cool and liked for the same cool things you like?
I know a 'fetish' is meant to be sexual but I think my too weird degeneracy can be fun and cute and pretty cool. And I don't want anons to hate me. But I know they do when I mention it so I get scared easily. Girls have without wanting to finished (iykwim) from going too far or too fast and write stories about their comfort characters.Some people me included curate a list of over 1 thousand real life videos uploaded over many websites.
>>42978585And now in English please.
>>42977823I guess it depends on what you want to make in the first place. What do you like, what do you want to see more of? If you don't know then that might be the problem
>>42978647I guess I have a lot to think about. Thanks nonny
>>42978585what the fuck are you talking about
>>42977823I don't know which artist you are, but I would like you to know I like (You) because you make art for ponies. Even if you turned out to be some artist who makes things I don't quite like (list omitted to keep thread on rails), there's always a bit of admiration because you're investing your most precious resource - time - for them. My skills don't translate well into pony world, so it's really cool of you to use yours to praise these silly equines.I won't give you a (You) every time I see your work posted, but in a way you can know there's someone who considers you inherently "worthy", through the magic of friendship. That's how special ponies are for me.
>>42976504In my headcannon she is a well writen character who goes through a full story arc and becomes a better person. If there is anything I don't like I just choose to ignore it and substitute it with my own reality. This is how I was able to enjoy the later seasons despite them being shit.
>>42977505She's a good friend to Starlight. The friendship problems between them is mostly brap mare's fault
>>42977653>>42977741Diamond Tiara supremacy is real.
Why do you anons sometimes complain about me using the Starlight flag?
>>42975241Also can someone please explain this to me? Some anon was actually being kind to me and the entire fucking conversation got deleted! Why?
>>42979866Flag posters aren't that well received to start with, since it's supposed to be an anonymous website and we are not supposed to stick out.It's cool that we have them, but I believe they should be used on some occasions only and that you shouldn't use them like a signature for your posts.Now to be fair, nowadays posters seem to love personalities and e-celebs, so it can seem a bit hypocritical, but still.Also, you took the Glimmer flag, which has a history and is associated with a poster with a fetish for farts.>>42979873Maybe it was too blogposty even for the blogpost general.
I'm going to say it.Celestia and Luna having a real relationship was nice.
>>42979889>Also, you took the Glimmer flag, which has a history and is associated with a poster with a fetish for farts.But I love Glimmy...
May I talk about my oc here and ask for name suggestions or is that not allowed?
>>42980101present your OC
>>42980155Later. I just wanted to know if it's allowed.
>>42977763Similar to my relationship with art. I'd like an audience to my art not to be famous but to know someone appreciates what I make but either don't know what anyone thinks of my art or don't know I suck with and need to work on.
>>42980157Anon, look at the thread title, then read the OP. Your answers are there.
>>42980166But that's not accurate though.
why didnt I separate my regular username from all the horny shit I like and favorite on derpibooru? why didnt I have the foresight for this?
>>42980542Lots of people fuck that up
>>42980542rite of passage, everyone does it at some point
Fuck you fuck your forced general
>>42977763make art for a thread and you automatically have an audience
>check old @4chan posts because why not>https://xcancel.com/JoeInternet1/status/1063949545132957697>check profile thinking I'm gonna get some /vr/ gentleman >it's a horsefuckerhow often do you find bronies/horsefuckers on the Internet?
>>42981871>verified accountmcyikes
>>42981871>mare fair shilling>offboarder bullshitJust another day ending in Y
What software do you faggots use to draw ponies?
>>42982089darude.sandstorm hahahah
>>42982089I've heard that Krita is good
>>42982089I'm back to Drawpile or Firealpaca since Magma is getting worse.
>>42982089I use krita, inkscape, magma, and blender
>>42982142It's alright. The controls are weird sometimes. Definitely made with a tablet in mind.
>>42982089Krita. Jumped ship from Photoshop even though I was proeficient in it cause Adobe fucking sucks. Painful at first, but it didn't take more than a couple days to adjust, I even like the workflows and kb shortcuts better now and would never go back. Rework the text tool and it's perfect, currently it's almost unusable..Glad to see so many Krita chads.
>>42982999could you maybe export the file, bring it into like gimp or paint.net, add the text on a separate layer, export only that layer as a png, and then bring it back over?or more ideally, make an image with the same dimensions as your image in one of those programs, create the text layer, export it out, and then bring it in as a new layer in krita?kind of a lot of work, but you'd have the text how you want it at least
I'm so sorry anons but... I have something to admit that's going to be really unpopular and controversial...I don't find the horses sexually attractive. They're just cute and fun to watch. The only relationship I would want with a pony is a platonic one.
>>42983161Of course you can use another software to write text, but it's probably gonna be as tedious as using the built in text tool itself. Plus it loses its vector properties once it is rasterized and you bring it back into krita so it's gonna be hard to change it after.Honestly it doesn't bother me that much since I mostly use Krita for drawing, and don't make comics. It's even forced me to try to work on my hand calligraphy a bit. But when you do need it and have no other option, god is it awful. I've heard it is being reworked as we speak but don't quote me on that.
>>42972383I thoroughly enjoy how positive this board can be most times. It's reprieve from the usual voluntary cesspit.
>>42983196>cute and funyou know what this means, right?
>>42983196This is the most based opinion to have. Ponies are for fren
>>42983245personally I despise how negative it can be lately.
>>42983196Based! Ponies are to be scratched and kissed and loved wholesomely!
>>42983196i wish i didn't find the horses attractive in this manner it's driving me insane you'd think it'd disappear once u start assimilating into normal life but no it's like aah i must self improve for pinkie pie or whatever
>>42983258fish
>>42983769my little pony as fish version
Ahem. I hate canaryprimary; complete waste of a good art style. I will rectify this myself, though I don't want to draw porn currently.
>>42983733You deserve all the negativity that comes your way
>>42983767The best way to break the sexual attraction is to stop feeding it. Get off of porn and stop horny posting and after several months you'll start to feel slightly better. It's a long road though, but i know how it feels.
>>42984154He's one of those furries that hate humans.
>>42984167I really don't. it's either random unprompted trolling, being spiteful, or just some schizo going for everyone.>>42984217SAD! many such cases. I'll fix it myself then.
I want another covid to happen so all the writers come back and finish their greens :(
>>42983230true and interesting
when Im feeling very down about something, I imagine being cuddled by discord and pinkie pie and having conversations with them about it.
>>42984347>cuddled by discordThat's gay.
>>42984203done that i just meant romantic feelings in general. it feels like the sort of thing that is to be left behind in 4chan. but i've genuinely lost attraction to women, not that it was very strong in the first placethe internet does strange things to a man's psychethank you for the advice nonetheless anon. a reminder is always good and it's always prescient
>>42984203I need to try this again. I hate masturbating, it makes me lazy and not want to do anything for the rest of the day.
It's weird to me that becoming an Alicorn isn't like a full transformation of yourself. Like, you should be totally different after you transform compared to before you transform, unrecognizeable.
Fuck you and your forced blog general.
>>42984482Good morning sunfag. Getting the slide going already?
>>42984482if it's forced why are people posting here willingly?
>>42984365>>42984203I suggest a hobby, preferably one with at least semi-objective outcomes (for example, learning to juggle, woodwork, hiking, etc).Like any addiction, this isn't going to be a success only journey, but find something to feed your soul that doesn't involve jerking it.
>>42984497Little junior janitor go waaah.
>>42984616
>>42984497>Board is now really fast
>>42984672im noooticing
>>42984365have a wank in the evening, when there isn't really a rest of the day left
>>42984227>"I don't deserve the trolling" said the annoying flaggot
I'm going to try drawing my ocs in krita now. Wish me luck.
>>42985893post here when ur done ponyboy
>>42985893I fucking give up! It's impossible without a mouse! Fuck everything kill everything!
>>42982089Krita is free.
>>42982089Adolf Hitler.exe
>>42986330>JUST DO IT! YES YOU CAN! DO IT!It doesn't have to be perfect on the first go you know.
>>42986478Yeah but I used to be way better at drawing than I am now. Idk what happened. Anyway I decided to draw one of their cutie marks and it turned out alright. Will post later. Maybe I'll keep trying to draw the full ponies too.
>>42984351thats okay, pinkie's there to at least straighten it out a bit
>>42984347You're adorable.
>>42987077personally I think that Discord would be so annoyed by pinkie pies antics
>>42987274I wish the sheer magnitude of your wrongness could be made physical so that I could make a mallet out of it and beat you over the head with it.
>>42987274They'd have to outannoy each other and I don't think that's happening anytime soon, 'cause when one is overly annoyed, that'll fuel them to annoy the other even more!
>>42987281compelling argument, let's see some sources
>>42984672>>42984928I'm really nooooticing
>Blog generalKill yourselves again
>>42987644You forgot to bump, silly. Let me get that for you.
>>42987651He's too busy sliiiiiiiiding
>>42987644Can you do that? Can you kill yourself twice?
>>42987644
I cheated on my diet again.What are some times you acted like Whoa Nelly /mlp/?>be last weekend>wake up for brekkie>eat two bowls of peanut butter crunch with one s'mores pop tart (I left the other one)>go to work, skip lunch>for dinner I have two chicken sandwiches from Popeye's, one classic and one spicy, with some sweet tea and large fries>planning to bake some cookies for dessert when I get a text from mommy>"Hi, Anon, did you eat dinner yet?">lmao even>tell her no>go to parent's house and eat three big plates of carved ham with mashed potatoes and gravy>drink six of their diet Cokes (I wish they had regular)>for dessert I have a punch bowl that I fill with Sherbert (I only ate about half)>passing out on the couch in a food coma, don't wake up until around ten>on the way home I stop and pick up a chocolate milkshake from In-N-Out
bump
>>42988776I ate at least 5+ servings of 3 different kinds of homemade sweets on Christmas Day and I felt like such a fatass, and those were what I'd eaten BEFORE dinner
>>42988776Anon... eating as much as a horse won't get you to Equestria
The entire internet is one big psychological operation. I don't want to be conditioned into hating. I don't want to be conditioned into consuming. I don't want to be evil. I just want to enjoy what I love in peace. I just want to be left alone. Leave me alone.
>>42989024Honestly you're real as fuck for that...
>>42988776I still can't believe this actually happened in the show lmao
>>42989465Feels like yesterday seeing her live then seeing her invade the catalog
there's no /pts/ in the catalog so posting Mr. Usecase here
>>42988939
>>42986478Perfection is the scourge of getting anything done, for a rookie or one who needs to practice.
>>42987274He would be occasionally annoyed by the fact that she is nearly his equal and thus can outdo him at zaniness.
>>42989969It's not just about Pinkie being exceptionally zany, but moreso about admitting that for being a Spirit of Chaos, Discord is surprisingly set in his ways. Compared to Pinkie, he's rather passive, withdrawn and pessimistic. But this is also why I prefer and genuinely love Discord despite liking Pinkie as well.
>>42972383This year is G4's 16th anniversary and it feels very odd. Friendship is Magic is one of those series I can't process as being old. This doesn't happen to me with other cartoons from the same era like Adventure Time or Regular Show, if they tell me they are as many years old, my reaction is "Yeah, it does makes sense" but Friendship is Magic has so many small aspects to its presentation and world which makes it feel like something that could come out just yesterday, regardless of time or place.I'll feel so god-damn old in a few decades when there will be parents younger than the show itself.
>>42972383been forcing myself to try and be more active on the board, but it feels like most generals i liked are dead and every dumb thread i like dies in a day. its hard not to doom post, but man, its tough sometimes to even lurk
>>42982089I started with a pirated copy of paint tool sai, then eventually moved to CSP. i enjoy it after the initial pains of getting everything set how i like. i wouldnt subscribe to CSP until your drawing frequently and want a more 'put together' program. i hate krita, but a lot of people use it so you can give it a shot to see if you like it
>>42990749skill issue tbf, the general I like the most has greens being made for it and I love it.
>>42990760the issue i have is i really just dont have the motivation to read greens anymore. or even fics. i dont have the time to set aside like i used to, and with what time i do have i have other stuff id rather do to feel more productive, like draw shitposts
>>42990749I get it. While I've just been here for a couple years, I started getting tired of discussions and image threads. The only reason I keep visiting this place is to see if there are any news regarding G6.
>>42990766ive been here since the start. there was once a time where there was heaps of fun threads and ideas pretty much all the time. the dopamine was constantly getting tapped. the hack a while ago really did leave an impact, i think. not that the board was much better before, but it just feels like it didnt fully recover. altchans for pony also suck miserably. at least between marecon, /mlp/con, the anni and marefair theres reasons to stay, but outside of those its just... bleh
>>42990749Baiting anons is fun, have you tried that?
>>42990749are you me>>42990760>the general I like the most has greens being made for ityou fucking liewhich one
>>42977347Trixie would be the most likely to whore herself out if times got tough; she's a poor travelling showmare who barely gets by. You know she'd invite a stallion in for an after show special to boost her income. She's insecure about her magical abilities and her identity, I assume she'd also be insecure about her body and seek validation through prostitution.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMFGHqlYMm0I wonder if this means EOJ is back.
>>42984203Unironically, I found them sexy the moment I saw them, porn wasn't a determining factor.>>42984365You're doing it too often or are unhealthy, I wank sometimes midday and still go to the gym afterwards.>>42985366>have a wank in the eveningGood advice, it can help you sleep. Masturbation isn't unhealthy but it shouldn't be done excessively.
>>42987077This is a much better ship than futtercord
>>42990826I will not tell you what one, if you cant do basic research then you don't deserve to see the fresh new greens being made on /mlp/
>>42990826I think eqg gets the most greens, that or the anon pone stuff
>>42991438They aren't very good unfortunately.
>>42991425kit better not be rgre tho. and ponegreen doesn't count, so no /nmp/ either>>42991438>eqgnaw>Anon poneI... have never been in that thread
>>42991438>>42991438They are very good fortunately.
>>42991443Anon Stallion is the newest kid on the block, lots of discussion and different story ideas in there.
>>42991438>barbieshit and tftrannyshitGrim
>>42991468I'm not a fan of the greens inside, but the thread has less of a TF feel to it than the others.
>>42991468the stallion thread isnt TF shit. There's also flutterrape and AIE if you are a fan of the classics.
>>42991482>the stallion thread isn't TF shit.
>>42991489Oh I see, you are against any anon character being a pony, regardless if the gender changes or not. I can respect that, and you probably hate "barbieshit" because you prefer the setting of Equestria. Or maybe you hate anon stories entirely? Which then really limits on what stories you are reading on the board, very little "pure" fanfics here, at least to my knowledge.
>>42991496Just don't reply to the troll, Anon.
>>42991496>Or maybe you hate anon stories entirely?Did you get a gold medal for jumping to that conclusion?>>42991508>Everyone I don't like is a troll
>>42991524Well there's no need to be rude, not all conversations need to be hostile. I was just trying to figure out what you read on the board, or do you not read any stories at all?
>>42990807he's not 14 anymore dude
>>42991544>Well there's no need to be rudeWrong>not all conversations need to be hostileWrong again>Or do you not read any stories at allNot anymore no
>>42990807>>42991553pretty much this. shitposting lots its allure when every sharty anon decides to take their 3 days here. at this point genuine posting is more engaging for me
Probably just a bunch of gross flood in our balls
>IM NOT A TROLL YOU ARE JUST PARANOID BECAUSE YOU THINK EVERYONE IS BECAUSE I SAID SO>do I contribute or read stories? no im only here to shit up the board because I hate /mlp/yeah ok fag
>No no no he can't POSSIBLY disagree with me he HAS to be trolling!>If you don't read my internet stories you MUST be some deep state agent sent here to destroy /mlp/!yeah ok fag
>>42990887I do it like once every two or three days, sometimes longer intervals inbetween. Maybe its the second bit, but what do you specifically mean by "unhealthy"?>>42985366When I do that it usually leads to me unintentionally staying up super late. Poor self-control (or awareness) there.I dunno man, after having the flu and wanting absolutely nothing to do with my phone or the internet or porn for over a week straight, I felt a lot better afterwards. I was quicker with responses, I could make better jokes, I could just do shit I needed to, etc. It was pretty great honestly. But now Im back to where I was before it. These things are a cancer, man.
>>42991554
>>42983258rape
>>42990736Reminder that you can put your back into it and create something that makes the world as happy as FiM made you.
>>42990030Take the following headcanon with an appropriate measure of salt: Discord doesn't actually personify the abstract concept of chaos. 'Spirit of Chaos' is a title that he chose for himself to represent his opposition to Harmony, which is Equestria's status-quo moral system. It's less like the very essence of his being and more like his brand, or his ideal.
Nice blog, girls
>>42992135>he could muster up the will to do a comma but not a periodPhoneposter-sama...
>>42992134It's a very intriguing headcanon, even though I don't see myself adopting it as is. To me, he does have an otherworldly quality and isn't just an exceptional magician with an absurd, idiosyncratic morality. I thank you for your input nonetheless and will keep it at the back of my mind, for the emphasis on challenging status quo is at the heart of this Noodle. It's true it's never explained what's meant by "Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony", and S1 did call the M6 the "Spirits" of the EoH, so based on solely S2, your headcanon does have a sound enough basis and doesn't require copious amounts of salt taken. The show also sorely sweeped his "disharmony" shtick under the rug when they reformed him, then turning his Chaos into little more than wackiness. He has always been more than "lol so random", moreso a "method to madness" kind of weird. He deconstructs and subverts. Original Discordfags have been done dirty since Discord got his shit kicked in in S2E02. I cri everytiem.
>>42992135Good morning sunfag
>>42992984Are you filipino by any chance?
>>42990845I sure hope so! it's been long enough since the last episode
>>42990845So new episode is coming out in 2 weeks, apparently.
>>42993517>Kirins
>>42993027>2 more weeksLol
>>42993556What's wrong with Kirins?
Watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39SsKiZn-00 , its nice to see the fandom still going strong with these videos.
>>42992266What's up, assistant janitor? What stage are you on today?Gonna make me some more OC or keep pleading to your unpaid maids?
>>42994780No, just saying hi. It's real nice of you to let us know exactly when you wake up every morning.
>>42994835It's visible on the board tbf
>>42994835Wow you'd think all you watched was a channel of me 24/7. Oh wait, that's not actually far off from your average day.
>>42994321CUTE!
>>42992984dashie>>42992991I know I am uncle funkle
>>42995572DASHIE
>>42995572who let her have those
>>42994546I honestly believe pony videos will never stop being made, it's just a law of the universe at this point.
>Anything goes!Because you're a bunch of prattling tranny faggots.
>>42997849Good morning sunfag.
>>42997852>Got his email alertFerticied!
>Epstein files feature m00t>and Jeffrey on /u/ and /gif/bros are there any elite bronies? Are we just too degen even for pedos running the world?
>>42997931>bros are there any elite bronies? Are we just too degen even for pedos running the world?Unironically, too young.The oldest bronies are still in their 40s.Politicians START around 50.
>>42972394Speaking of the awards...Where the fuck is the voting thread and when can we see the results?
>>42997995>The oldest bronies are still in their 40s.WRONG
>>42998006My guess is that the guy gave up, which I can't fault him for. The whole thread was offboarder drama and voting too, I imagine.
>>42998010Tbqh, he is one of the few "old bronies" exceptions, but I reformulate my initial statement as "the bronies from the early 2010s wave are mostly in their 30s - 40s".Also it's really a shame that the first "Steam Horse Fest" happens only now in 2026.
>>42998031aren't fests third party events?
>>42998031there's plenty of older people who got into it, like not long ago i read a comment from some guy who had been going to furry cons since the mid 90s and got into pony in 2011
>>42998038From my understanding, fests are events organized by the Steam team and allows devs to participate if their game is relevant to the event. Steam did a video announcing all upcoming themed sales a week ago or so. I don't think there are any "3rd party" stuff on Steam, it's all organized by Valve.
>>42998119from my understanding devs can ask Valve to make a fest over their topic and they can support it in various ways (promotions and stuff)I remember the shitshow when Russians asked for their own fest a couple of years ago kek
>>42998126>over their topic and they cantheir (devs') and they (Valve)
>>42998126>from my understanding devs can ask Valve to make a fest over their topic and they can support it in various ways (promotions and stuff)You're right, the devs asked them for it.https://www.themanequest.com/blog/2025/8/1/horse-fest-steam-announces-horse-themed-game-sale-for-february-2026How the fuck Hasbro didn't do that before? Oh, yeah, they didn't make dozens of pony games when FiM was on its peak, so they never bothered.>I remember the shitshow when Russians asked for their own fest a couple of years ago kekDo you mean this? I don't know about other fests.https://store.steampowered.com/sale/gamesfromrussia2025
I have a heat press,a printer and recently acquired a cricut maker 4. What are some MLP projects I can do? Has anyone got into crafting there own stuff?
>>42998139>How the fuck Hasbro didn't do that before? Oh, yeah, they didn't make dozens of pony games when FiM was on its peak, so they never bothered.they sold their vidya license to gameloft as exclusive poni developer jej>Do you mean this? I don't know about other fests.there was one in 2024 alsohttps://store.steampowered.com/developer/blackbalancegames/sale/GamesfromRussia2024
>>42998139Ah right, this is how themed fests go. I was confusing it with next fest, where devs can participate in that event by promoting their upcoming game with demos and stuff. Wild that some people are angry at Valve for being "unfair" and "anti consumer". The UK is suing them for nearly 900 million for "unfair pricing", like Valve has control over what price devs sell their games. I'm not entirely read up on the full purpose of the lawsuit, but I feel like there are better things to go after Valve for other than "games cost too much".
>>42998163>The UK*some cucks in the UK>unfair pricingit's another cope over 30% fee and how it "harms the consumer" (only devs really)
>>42998166What's funny is that Brasil, a place with taxes so high they'd rather bootleg everything from scratch, has no problem with steam because games are actually cheaper there than if they would buy it physically. It all has to do with regional pricing, and if the dev/publisher doesn't care, I believe that it defaults to a 1:1 dollar amount.
>>42998182>and if the dev/publisher doesn't care, I believe that it defaults to a 1:1 dollar amount.being Russian with three different Steam accounts I can assure you that 1:1 requires devs to interfere with their pricing (even for CIS dollars iirc)
>>42998192>being Russian with three different Steam accountsoof that's rough buddy, are there still restrictions on how you can buy games? or were those lifted?
>>42998228>oof that's rough buddynah I'm just slightly Jewish with buying my games (explanation later), most play with one or two accounts>are there still restrictions on how you can buy games? or were those lifted?there are two main issues here>no way to officially add funds to steamno SWIFT because of sanctions and Valve doesn't care about SBP and stuff so no easy way to add shekels there are many services that let one add funds for a fee, though>publishers are niggerfaggotscertain corpos blocked their games for Russians, citing their homosexual virtue signaling thankfully it's easy to make an account in a different region and add funds through already-mentioned servicesI have three accounts specifically because 3rd party steam fund services lets me pick and choose my pricing, lolI'm on RUB, KZT or CIS USD, but I know some that also register accs for UAH
>>42998010Does Gabe still like MLP?
>>42998424idk go email him, he tends to reply to stuffgaben@valvesoftware.com
>>42973284https://fim-chronology-pa.lindro.me/ was good until it died.Last archived copy: https://web.archive.org/web/20220123123413/https://fim-chronology-pa.lindro.me/Source repo: https://github.com/methanoliver/fim-chronology
>>42998484he was talking more about a history of the board
I liek mares.
I like all of the ponies! Stallions and mares are all cute.
>>42999454gay
>>42999454they are both a good
>>42999454straight
any fags here going to Whinny City / have been to? Was thinking about going but I have heard it's barely even a pony convention and is mostly woke furfaggotry.
>>42999845Most cons have gone that way
>>42999041Sorry, I'd just woken up hours early for work and did a tired Applejack. Time to kms myself.
>>43000177what a beautiful image
i love ponies
>>43000884but why anon, why do you love ponies?
>>42985594You guys seethe about flags too much, most attention mods are giving the board in eons, may as well enjoy it. I'm just glad we play a major role in april fools still.
You can filter the flaggots with 4chanxNo need to thank me
too many pussies on this board nowadays
>>43001582scootaloo you cant put your face there
>>43001582What, are you gay or something?
>>43001250>using filtersr/mlp is more your speed
>>43002367anons have been getting steadily more fragile over time.i think it's corruption from the rest of the internet.
>>43002720I mean, the average anon got here a decade or less ago, 4chan's entirely changed from what it was when the show started.
>>43002087yes
Why's she sitting like that? Kinda slutty.
>>43001164Most flag posts I see have such terrible takes, but that could be because most of the board has them anyway. It would be funny though if jannies forced flags and removed anon as a choice. I'd get behind repping Babs flags if it mattered.>>43002720I don't believe humans were built to dwell on negativity and flame wars over the things they're supposed to enjoy for so long. Eventually things have to start breaking down.
Are all liberals this braindead?
Picrel is all I have on my mind after reading the last posts ITT.
>>43003544I'm starting to think that /mlp/ is just /pol/ pretending to like ponies so that they can have another board in slight secrecy.
>>43003559Why do you care what an anonymous faggot thinks in the first place? I've never met stupider people than I have on here.
>>43003566Also he is/was mentally retarded and as I said already: helpless.It was/is and act of mercy on my part, so he mare fare well in the future/better off do now that he knows the truth and does not have to look stupid.
>>43003566>>42997909 was dropped on his head as a child. Okay.It's for god-sake that I helped-him. It's retarded.
>Dejeeted posts in the off topic blogNo way!
>>43003603>Okay. It's for god's-sake that I helped him. It's retarded.>
I've noticed that threadshitters that currently try to shitpost on /mlp/ are too predictable in their activitypic rel and >>43001250fag to replies to "shitty" threads with >>>/trash/ and >>>/mlp/aiefag that calls OP a faggot WITHOUT pointing out OP's faggotrycan we get a new line of retards, please? Current retards are too bad at their job
>>43003566Sorry.
>>43003615>Current retards are bad at their jobThat's rude to talk about the janitors like that.
>>42995572>when you punish Dashie
>>43003615I shat up a thread I saw as a cancer for a few days last year, it's honestly tiring work. These posters are either nonfunctioning autists or robots. I'm leaning towards the latter.
>>43003638Why would you be mean to Rainbow Dash when you can be nice to her instead?
>>43003642She's an egghead.
>>43003643Well yeah she's a bird, they're all eggheads. But you should still be nice to them.
>>43003642I wouldn't. I recently learned that sadism is a bad thing. I just happened to have that image on my device so I posted it. Though I am curious how Dash would have turned out if her parents were tougher on her.
>>43003646Respect isn't given, it's earned. And Rainbow Dash is a shit- HOLY FUCK DID SHE JUST SAY SHE'S 20% COOLER?! Awesome! Okay, I'll be nice to her. On the condition that she says her catchphrase every 10 minutes or so.
>>43003654I'm pretty sure if you told her you'd worship her forever if she kept saying that she likes it when things are 20% cooler she'd do it on demand. She's very easy to please.
>>43003645Don't let Glimmerflag see the signature. It gives the image an unintended addition.
>>43003653Recently?
Would mares be good at giving head?
>>43003714Almost certainly.
>>43003718Do you have any reasoning behind this answer?
>>43003720Equines are good at using their lips to hold things on Earth and we see that Equestrian ponies seem to be similarly adept, and ponies having muzzles means even if you have a big dick you're definitely going to fit without it being uncomfortable for the mare. On the other hand there may be a lack of knowledge on how to satisfy your lover via oral sex depending on how all-ages Equestria is, but knowledge is something even a dumb anon can provide, right?
>>43003720Yes, a long time ago this board would sometimes get beast drops and I saw one of a guy getting his cock licked by a mares big broad tongue.It looked nice.
>>43003811I'm talking about My Little Ponies, not actual horses. MLP mares have smaller tongues.
>>43003827Then my reasoning is it would feel good because they are cartoon fantasy characters and it is my overall headcanon that sex with a pony would be enjoyable.
>>43003774If you are a small pony enjoyer, then I wouldn't say you fitting is a definite deal.>>43003827I ordinarily wouldn't pass up the opportunity to prove a horsefag wrong, but...
>>43003844Based tbdesu.
>>43003845That's a gag. Their tongues are normally small. Get rekt anon. That does make me think, could they modify the size of their tongue during the head? Holy moly.
>>43003847Thank you, it feels good to finally agree with someone here.
>>43003845>If you are a small pony enjoyer, then I wouldn't say you fitting is a definite deal.I mean, if you like ponies the size of cats then maybe not but canon ponies? Nah, you're fitting. Maybe Ron Jeremy might have trouble but everyone else is gonna have no shot of making a pony gag on your dick.
>>43003860>canon?Nope. Don't bother posting your apple charts and eqg RD riding RD screenshot. It's all subjective sizing that can't be proven.
>>43003875Well gosh, I guess I'll have to post the objective sizing then.
>>43003884So ginger Al is 4 inches tall. Well that's too small for me. 4 spans? Cubits? No wait! 4 hooves tall. How big a is a hoof? Hmm...
>>43003891They use feet as measurement.
>>430038916-foot candy cane confirms that feet is a canon measurement in Equestria, and all the subjective measurements tell us that their measure of a foot is pretty close to our measure of a foot. It requires far fewer assumptions to say that 1 imperial foot = 1 Equestrian foot than it does to say 1 Equestrian foot = some other arbitrary measurement in order to win an argument.
>>43003895Why would an equestrian foot equal a human foot, when they don't even have feet? Did they cut off the feet of dragons to measure things in ye olden times?>it requires...assumptions...And there you have it. I don't care the least bit for your need to impose your headcanon based on your assumptions over mine.
>>43003909All deductions require assumptions unless you are working purely in the world of mathematics. You're angry that all evidence points to a singular canon answer for some unknown reason, you can enjoy your tiny ponies while recognizing that they're not canon.
>>43003924Then call me a mathematician if it makes you feel better. I reject your assumptions as nonsensical, since ponies do not have human feet, and I believe now you're projecting your frustration.
>>43003909Horses have feet.
>>43003941You've already made the assumption that the question of canon comes down to what makes sense in-universe rather than what the production team chose, presumably because the latter has an actual answer that can be confirmed by talking to human beings and you don't like that.
>>43003942They call their feet hooves, and I doubt they're as long as our steps, nor standardized the same.>>43003945Lighten up, dude. Do you have to insult everyone that disagrees with you and this "word of god"?
>>43003962It's not an insult to point out that canon refers to decisions made by an author, regardless of how much you may want it to mean something else.
>>43003962No, part of their leg anatomy is analogous to feet. Horses walk on what is effectively just a giant toenail.
>>43003972>Horses walk on what is effectively just a giant toenail.Well, horses do. Equestrian ponies may differ depending on which depictions you approve of.
>>43003965It is insulting to call someone angry over a disagreement, and to imply "I don't like talking to human beings".>canon = word of godHaha, no it most certainly does not if the author fails to explicitly put it in the main body of work. I presume you follow g5 lore as completely canon to g4 too?
>>43003989I was implying that you dislike that option because it means you can be definitively proven wrong, as compared to your option where your preference is always theoretically possible.>It is insulting to call someone angry over a disagreementWhen someone says 'I don't care the least bit' they are usually upset. I apologize if I misrepresented you. In the future, what I'd recommend is simply saying 'in the real Equestria ponies will be cute and small so I can easily pick them up'. There is no world where someone can argue you're incorrect on that.
