Would you adopt her?
>>43041864yeah i'd be scootaloo's deadbeat dad
>>43041864yes
After a bath maybe
I feel like Rainbow Dash adopting her is better, but if that's not gonna happen then yeah. She's great.
>>43042489You marry Dashie and then adopt her. That's the correct way.
>>43041864Would OP suck my cock?
>>43041864Can't I just marry her to make the sex less problematic?
>>43042718kill yourself pedo
>>43042752They like it there, too, I'm sure, but I'm staying here, thanks.
For the sole purpose of getting her to think it's safe and legal for sex between us.
>>43042749>jeetedFillies are made for relations with grown men.
>>43042783
>>43041864Only if I can dip her in garlic sauce later.
>>43043102Of course Zigga.
>>43041864Depends on what my waifu says, I'm whipped.
Does this mean i'm married to Rainbow Dash?
These three could make an interesting family.
>>43043450In the gameloft game scootaloo lives with twilight. For some reason.
>>43041864Literally so strange I'm currently in a 3000+ message /chag/ with dashie getting married, settling down in equestria, and the AI drops it on me that they want me to adopt her. I said yes, of course, but she's pregnant with my foal as well.
>>43041864Rainbow Dash adopts her and then you start dating RD and act as a deadbeat father figure who RD keeps making excuses for
>>43043480RD pregnant, I mean.
>>43043480Yeah? Scootadopt is super common for Dash and you've already made her ready to be a mom. What did you expect?
>>43041864Uh huh.>>43042485Lame. Bathing is a scam.
>>43043489>Bathing is a scam.>t. Moondancer
>>43043481Well it's not like I can teach that kid to fly, and not like she ever will.
>>43043488I really never saw it that often, not sure.
>>43043500>I really never saw it that oftenIt's still a thing now. Partially because nobody likes her parents.
>>43043524Most late show shit is ignored. I still see people ignoring Sugar Belle's existence and shipping Big Mac with Marble or Cheerilee.
>>43043480You are gonna be the dad that steps up, right anon?
>>43042949Hoofy kicks!
I would definitely make best filly my loving daughterwife yes
>>43044673She's so cool.
>>43041868Is Anonstallion a good father?
>>43044691Definitely not. All he does is tell mares he's hung like a horse and then cackles. That's enough to get several ponies to fuck you but that doesn't make you a good dad.
>>43044967Scootaloo should not have guns.
>>43044972
>>43044972Why not? She's sleeping so soundly.
>>43044691Yes.
>>43041864yeah ig
>>43043494I'm going to be honest. I prefer stinky ponies. Why shouldn't they smell natural?
Without hesitation. I would even get a job to support her. I'd give up my doomscrolling and vidya to attend her sports and after-school activities. I'd set money aside to pay for her college so she doesn't have to ever worry about getting her degree. I'll let her live with me even as a mare, non-conditionally, until she's financially stable and career-secure so she can live on her own. Even then, her bedroom will always be exactly as she left it, just in case she wants to come back for any reason. I will give her the best life I can with no expectations of her ever paying me back, because love is non-contractual. It's natural. And it's natural for me to love Scootaloo, because she, like all fillies, deserves to be loved.
>>43045482based
>>43042496Likely.
>>43043470Well I couldn't keep her in Cloudsdale. She'd fall off!
>>43043489>t. stinkysmelly
If you don't love this filly you're out of your flipping mind.
>>43047288true
>>43044972While you were partying, Scootaloo was studying the blade.
>>43041864>>43043843>>>/trash/
