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>>43059187
EQG Stream this Sunday at 8pm UTC!
We’re gonna watch Friendship Games and play UT2004, Gartic Phone and Excalidraw!
>Countdown
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/9508590/eqg-stream
See (You) there!

>>43069421
I'll try to be there for it.

>>43069889
Pinkie Pie is the best kind of lewd friend

>>43069889
>Pinkie will never tie you up and
make you cup her cakes

>>43070354
Not sure what happened in 4chans system that messed up my post like that

>>43070489
These two are too cute together

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>>43070653
Jedi Sunset goes almost as hard as Mando Sunset

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>>43070648
Agreed

>>43071228
Is it better for vinyl to be on top or for octavia to be on top?

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>>43071398
Honestly don't know, both sound equally hot

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>>43071398
If by top you mean dominant/assertive I'd say usually Vinyl but sometimes Octavia takes the lead. If you literal positions, I'd say when they don't often do such positions, but when they do, Vinyl's on top.

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>>43069335
>>43068255
Coming off of these posts, I've decided to write an extra little scene so this story is at least a little more different than what I usually do. The update will now be *tomorrow* night (Saturday) with all the next stuff I wrote. It will be then for sure, though.

Bro where is everyone? The board is slow rn

>>43071811
Board is usually not very active on Friday nights.

>>43072661
Damn, that’s cute

>>43071436
I like to think that vinyl is on top in public conversations but then tavi is on top in bed

>>43071436
If they are anything like that pic then I would not care which is on top

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>>43069421
Tomorrow!
>Countdown
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/9508590/eqg-stream
>Cytube
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream

>>43073985
damn, she's cute

>>43073935
>Fluttergrape

>>43073683
Getting hype for the stream

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>>43069421
>>43075432
Only one hour left!
>Countdown
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/9508590/eqg-stream
>Cytube
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream

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>>43069421
Starting!
>Cytube
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream

>>43075820
Oh shit I forgot about that sonata lookalike with a moondancer color palette

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>"How does it feel when YOU are the ones being restrained?"

>>43076968
I would try to do a thing or two to make them enjoy being restrained
A little bit of teasing play

>>43076960
Dashie in white underwear gets me Going

>>43076968
It feels pretty lewd. On my end at least.

>>43077315
Probably feels lewd on their ends too.

>>43076715
Cute

>>43078044
Damn she’s cute

>>43076968
>Daybreaker: "Ugh! Damn it! I was supposed to be... Might makes right, I guess... (and it's fine if it's you.)"
>Chrysalis: "Did you forget WHAT I am? By all means go ahead."
>NM: "If your problem was who's going to be the dominant, we could have always just negotiated it, you know.
>Discord: "...That wasn't my intent. BUUUUUT..."

>>43077080
>>43077315
>>43078428
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/6009/6064b041aceadaef8cd2c57e46084f14.png

>>43078428
>>43078509
I'm already a fan of this scenario.

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Don't you love it when work takes up your writing time?

>>43079360
Oof that sucks man. I hope you have more time tomorrow, your story has been interesting so far.

>>43079360
and what do you do when you do have time? Do you finally work on your major story that's been in limbo for 3 months? No, you write a coom piece
https://ponepaste.org/11793

>>43079464
Sometimes that's just how it goes. Us writers are human too and I know full well motivation can ebb and wane.
That's why I'm trying to stay a few weeks ahead with How to be Dense.
It was an experiment I wanted to try with this story. (Well, among the experiments.)
Not only do I feel less pressure when I have an off week, it also lets me be very selective where I end an installment.
I'm quite enjoying the cliffhangers that sometimes happen.
And when I DO have an off week, my audience can't tell.
So please enjoy what you write and write what you enjoy!

>>43069328
You ready yet with that story update, Grey?

>When she opened the door and said "Hello Anon." I was stunned for a moment.
>The girls must have helped her with her makeup, but the star of the show was the dress!
>There were some spaghetti straps, but otherwise it looked like a pink version of the dress Jessica Rabbit wore. It was sequined, low cut, and form fitting with a slit up the side that went all the way to the hip!
When my brain rebooted I said "Wow. You look amazing! Also happy birthday again!"
>She blushed a little and said "Aw, thank you." And put her arms up for a hug.
>As I hugged her, I noticed she was a little taller than normal because she was looking me in the eye now. Must have 1 inch heels on.
"Thank you for inviting me over to your beautiful home." I said.
>"Thank you so much for coming." She said with a smile as she closed the top lock.
>I took the chance to look around as she attended to the second lock. There were some balloons around but something was distinctly missing.
"Where is everyone?" I asked.
>Fluttershy answered "Oh Pinkie, Rarity, and Sunset came by earlier to help get ready for tonight." as she closed the third lock.
Finally it hit me. "You only asked me to come help celebrate your birthday. I was the only one calling it a party wasn't I?"
>With a knowing giggle she said "Yup." and closed the final lock.
>Then she stood up and informed me "Pinkie dropped off a chicken and rice casserole that has 20 more minutes in the oven and then has to cool for 15 before we can eat it.
"Sounds great." I said. "Oh it sounds like now is a good time to give you your birthday gift then." As I retrieved it from my backpack.
>"Oh why thank you! Is it okay if I open it now?" she asked.
"But of course." I said with an exaggerated formal flair.
>The wrapping paper was delicately removed and the square box opened to reveal a heart shaped box full of chocolate covered cherries.
>Yup. I had participated in my own ambush there.
>"Oh and there's a card." She stated. "It says 'Looking forward to a night of sexy cherry puns!'"
>The other girls had probably giggled themselves silly coming up with that.
"Well, heh heh, what can I say?"
>Fluttershy had a BIG smile as she stated "Knowing you, I'd say you probably have a list."
>As I was giving a nervous chuckle, there were a couple of grunting sounds from the front door.
>Fluttershy held up a finger to excuse herself as she went to the front door and asked "Mary?"
>There were a few grunts in response.
>"Oh I'm so glad you and your cubs came! I have company so I can't come out. But you guys are welcome to stay the night and I'll bring out more fish in the morning okay?"
>Several grunts answered her.
>"Yes, he's my boyfriend!" She said excitedly. "I'll introduce you in the morning."
>One grunt was the response and then Fluttershy turned back to face me.
"Mary?" I asked.

>>43079806
>"Mary is a brown bear that I found injured and pregnant a couple of years ago. I nursed her back to health and she's taken a liking to me. Well her and her cubs which are almost full grown." She stated.
"Well you are certainly very likeable, so that tracks. But what's this about them staying the night?" I asked.
>Fluttershy got a complicated expression on her face as she explained. "Well you see there's a theory going around that something is interfering and keeping you from being with your girlfriends. And you've got to admit the timing of the Pussy Wagon malfunctioning and the police siren are really suspect."
"Yeah those events had the WORST timing, it's true." I said. "But what does that have to do with Mary?"
>Fluttershy started sauntering over to me with a gleam in her eye. "Well Mary is here as a countermeasure to that something."
>She wrapped her arms around me in a hug except this time both of her hands were on my butt. "The most logical way to interrupt us is someone pounding on the front door. But I don't think that's going to happen with three bears in my front yard. Do you?"
"I gotta admit, that's very impressive." I openly complimented her. "Why is it so easy to underestimate you?"
>Fluttershy innocently asked "Why whatever do you mean?"
"I mean that I KEEP losing to you my little trap hunter. I lost at tag. I thought this was a birthday party. And now it looks like I have to stay the night."
>Fluttershy smiled and squeezed my butt as she gave a fake "Oh no! Now what do you mean by 'trap hunter'?"
"Well the best example would be the tag game from last week. As you probably know, humans are generally persistence hunters. Meaning as a species, we run down our prey until it drops from exhaustion. Thus the rest of the girls came charging at me in tag."
"But not you. YOU saw that everyone else was slowing me down and that my Queen was going to force me to take the most direct route to safety. So while I was dodging everyone else, you moved into my path and stood still. I was looking for movement, so I missed seeing you."
"In other words, you set a trap and I fell right into it. THAT's why I'm calling you a trap hunter."
>She looked at me with suddenly big eyes and asked "Are you mad?"
"Heck no I'm not mad. I'm impressed! Do you know how rare it is for someone to keep handing me multiple losses like that? I can tell you none of the other girls have done it for a start." And I trailed off because her attention was elsewhere.
>She kept squeezing my butt with a puzzled expression and declared "Something is different back there. What did you do?"
"Well to be honest, the girls made a suggestion they thought you would enjoy, and I went with it." I said.
>"Ooooo!" She exclaimed in surprise. "What is it?"

>>43079811
"Well now, before we get TOO excited, I think I should ask when are your parents coming back?" I requested.
>"Monday." was her instant response.
"Monday?" I replied incredulously. "You really went all out on this trap didn't you?"
>A sinister giggle was my only response before a loud "DING!" came from the kitchen.
>Fluttershy let me go as she said "Whoops! Time to get dinner from the oven." and went to retrieve the casserole.
>From the kitchen Fluttershy asked "I hope white wine with dinner is okay?"
As I entered the kitchen I informed "Oh. Uh, I'm sorry but I really shouldn't be drinking. But if you want to, that's fine. I wouldn't dream of restricting you just because I shouldn't."
>After she set down the casserole and the potholders she said "You know I'm going to ask why it is you shouldn't drink right?"
"Yeah and that's totally fair given how much trouble it probably was to get some wine at our age. But before I tell you, can I ask that it be kept just between us? I mean, I know the other girls will find out at some point, but that could be years from now and I'm a little embarrassed by my reason."
>This was off Anon's normal confession pattern she thought as she simply smiled and replied "Sure. It can be our little secret."
"It's about my dad." Anon said. "Now don't get me wrong. He's a great guy. He works hard for us and I know he loves me even if he's normally emotionally distant. But he's also what they call a functional alcoholic. If he has free time, there is a drink in his hand."
"And so the reason that I shouldn't drink is I'm scared his alcoholism might be genetic and so he might have passed it on to me. At some point I should probably face this fear, but not at fourteen. Probably closer to my late twenties or thirties."
>Fluttershy considered as she said "I see. But that sounds like a reasonable and rational fear. Why are you embarrassed by it?"
"Because in general, I don't want to live a life ruled by fear and I can't really do anything about this one. Which is annoying and it sucks." I stated.
>Fluttershy gave me a gentle smile as she said "I get it. So what I'll tell the girls is that you won't be doing alcohol yourself and you have a solid reason that you're not eager to talk about. But that you don't mind if we do alcohol, alright?"
"Yes and thank you." I said.
>"Now that that is dealt with, I wanted to ask you something else." she said.
"Oh sure, what is it?" I asked.
>"Remember last Saturday when we slow danced? I was hoping we could do that again. If that's okay?" she requested a bit hesitantly.
"Yeah. No problem birthday girl." I replied with a smile.
>With a bright smile she picked up a small remote, pressed a button, and set it back down and we came together to dance and sing along with the classic she had chosen.

>>43079813
>"I feel like I've been locked up tight"
>"For a century of lonely nights"
>"Waiting for someone to release me"
"You're lickin' your lips and blowin' kisses my way"
"But that don't mean I'm gonna give it away"
"Baby baby baby"
>"Baby baby baby"

>"Oh-oh-woah"
>"My body sayin' let's go"
"Oh-oh-woah"
"But my heart is sayin' no"

"If you wanna be with me"
"Baby, there's a price to pay"
"I'm a genie in a bottle"
"You gotta rub me the right way"
>"If you wanna be with me"
>"I can make your wish come true"
>"Gotta make a big impression"
>"Gotta like what you do"

>"The musics bangin' and the lights down low"
>"Just one more dance and then we're good to go"
>"Waiting for someone who needs me"
"Hormones racing at the speed of light"
"But that don't mean it's gotta be tonight"
"Baby baby baby"
>"Baby baby baby"

>"Oh-oh-woah"
>"My body sayin' let's go"
"Oh-oh-woah"
"But my heart is sayin' no"

"If you wanna be with me"
"Baby, there's a price to pay"
"I'm a genie in a bottle"
"You gotta rub me the right way"
>"If you wanna be with me"
>"I can make your wish come true"
>"Just come set me free baby"
>"And I'll be with you"

>>43079816
>And then we sat down to eat. And as I had a much larger portion of food to consume, Fluttershy elected to tell me a story to pass the time while she drank some wine.
>"It all started in elementary school where we seven girls met. We all became great friends despite our many differences. And that continued through Junior High."
>"And during that time, adolescence happened for all of us and we supported each other through it. But with that event comes a growing interest in boys and that was causing growing worries. Above all we wanted to remain friends, but we could see boys causing problems with that."
>"First off boys can take a lot of time and attention and it can be easy for friends to feel pushed to the side. And that's before we get to the gender disparity which could mean several of us might be attracted to the SAME boy."
>Just as we were coming to understand these worries, your Sisters the cheerleaders showed Billy off to us and we learned what CHS was doing. We learned it might be possible for all of us to SHARE a boy! Oh we were SO excited to learn that! But there were still potential issues to be settled!"
>"To become a harmonious harem we did a series of sleepovers so we could experience what it was like to live together. Fun fact. Men from harem cultures say the easiest way to have multiple wives is to marry sisters for the reason that they've already hashed out dozens of minor disagreements growing up. So they get along easier and cause the husband less stress."
>"Then there was the issue of what the school wants. They have their own agenda and honestly I still don't have a real grasp of it. I don't think any of us do really. But we submitted to various tests while applying for the program and the school said we were all top rate girls for their purposes. There was just one last problem to face."
>"There are SEVEN of us. And I know you've been told that's large, but the reality is it's almost completely unheard of. And a lot of that is apparently due to what the school feels a particular boy can support. I don't know what they measure, but almost no boys can support seven girls in the way the school wants."
>"So there was still a danger the seven of us could be split up according to the needs of the school. We were all getting worried about that as the start of school got closer. But then they found a boy that could do it! They found YOU Anon! And you were our one chance to stay together."
>"We were excited! We were nervous! We were scared! And also we were horny! Everything depended on how you turned out to be! You were assigned to US and no one else could date you. And we were assigned to you and we couldn't date anyone else in turn. So we pinned our hopes on an unseen boy."

>>43079820
>"Oh sure, they gave us some photos and information the weekend before school started. But it wasn't nearly as much as we wanted. Twilight was able to infer you had a decent brain. Rainbow noticed your butt, no surprise there. And I asked how we would decide who got you first."
"Oh you mean the consent ritual?" I asked.
>"Yup." She said smiling. "But it's not the one you know about. See we had assumed you would have a phone, but you know how THAT turned out. So at first we decided that the first girl you sent a dick pic to would have you first. It was intended as a way to give you a say in your first time. We changed it soon after learning you didn't have a phone of course."
"It does sound like I now have seven convincing reasons to get a phone."
>Fluttershy said "Oh I wouldn't be worrying about that tonight." And then her ears perked up as she noticed something and checked her watch.
>"Oops. It's feeding time and they're getting a bit anxious. Could you help me out please?" she asked as she got up from the table.
"Well sure." I said as I followed her into her room where there was an entire WALL filled with animal cages. Several rodents, birds and a white bunny.
>Fluttershy talked to the animals just like they were people as she addressed all of them. "Hello everyone. I'm sorry I'm late but I have someone important I want you all to meet. This is Anonymous, Anon for short, and he's my new boyfriend!"
>The animals had been respectfully quiet as she spoke, but when she introduced me I was treated to a variety of chirps, squeaks, coos, and trills.
To which I replied "Thank you everyone. I'm glad to meet you all and look forward to getting to know more about all of you. Fluttershy is there anything I can do to help?"
>Fluttershy smiled and said "Thank you. Yes there is." and she grabbed the white bunny that hopped into her hands and said "This is Angel and he's been wanting to insp, er, meet you for awhile now. Just grab a yellow treat from the dresser and sit on the bed with him please."
"Well hello Angel. It's nice to meet you." I said as she handed him to me and showed me I needed to support his hind legs especially. I set him down on the bed and sat down. He jumped onto my lap immediately! "Okay little buddy. Looks like you know where you want to be. Here's your treat."
>Angel gave a couple of squeaks and Fluttershy turned around briefly and declared "Oh good. He likes you." And went back to her other tasks.
"Well I like him too. He's a cute little guy. Hmm, why is he headbutting me like that?"
>Fluttershy fussed "Oh dear, I think I've spoiled him a bit. He wants you to lie down so he can eat his treat on your chest please."
"Oh. I can do that for ya buddy. Sorry you're my first bunny friend and it may take me a minute to understand you sometimes." I said as I lay down.
>As promised, Angel got on top of my chest to eat his treat.
>I couldn't see Fluttershy's wicked smile as I petted Angel.

>>43079823
>Fluttershy's plan was going nearly flawlessly despite the alcohol fail, but she wasn't about to get cocky! She knew that many of her friends had gotten closer than this and here he was on her bed with his virginity still intact! Until they were actually having sex she couldn't let up.
>Fluttershy gave a soft and short whistle command to Angel.
>Angel thumped his left back leg lightly on Anon's chest. When Anon made eye contact with him, Angel pointed towards Fluttershy with his right front leg.
>Anon noticed Fluttershy's butt was lightly bouncing to her own internal rhythm as she performed her feeding tasks.
"Angel seems to be telling me I'm very lucky to have such a pretty girlfriend." I announced. "Honestly I'm not sure if he's supposed to be my wingman or yours though."
>That got a giggle from Fluttershy as she finished feeding everyone.
>Fluttershy then grabbed her birthday chocolates and jumped onto her bed, straddling me groin to groin and leaning over me with her large chest saying "Thank you SO much Angel. You can grab another treat and go back to your cage whenever you want."
>Angel leapt off of me and I lost track of him.
>Fluttershy was practically glowing as she gave me a sincere smile and said "Anon I want to thank you again for coming over tonight. You've been an absolute prince doing everything from arriving on time to lying down in my bed and waiting for me."
>My cock started growing in response to both her happiness and her HEAT. She had trapped me AGAIN, but I had no complaints!
>She said "Now I just have to unlock your last puzzle of how to approach, but I think you gave a solid clue yesterday with Rainbow when you asked her to touch your butt. I think you were saying you just want to be asked."
>My cock was now rock hard.
>With a BIG smile she asked "So Anon, I'd like you to play with my tits. Would you please play with my tits?"
>I nodded and brought my hands up, brushing my fingertips on her sides on the way up to fondle her massive mammaries.
>I started with gentle squeezing to get a sense of the softness and amazing texture. Then I traced my fingers across the surface and paid attention to her reactions.
>Maybe I was taking it a little slow, but it was my first time and I needed information on how to please HER.
"They're wonderful!" I declared. "May I see them please?"
>Her smile never faltered as she nodded and lowered her dress to expose her bountiful breasts to me.
>Her areoles were over an inch wide and her nipples stood out proudly.
>Then she grabbed a chocolate and asked me "Anon I'd like you to eat this chocolate off of my nipple. Will you do that for me please?" And she held the candy against her nipple.
>I nodded and moved my head forward. I took control of the candy with my lips and let her move her fingers away. The candy instantly started to melt so I moved it in a circle around her nipple which left a chocolate trail.

>>43079827
>Then I ate the candy and focused on licking her nipple area to clean it up. Much to her delight.
>Then she grabbed my shoulder to get my attention and said "Anon I'd like to kiss you now. Will you kiss me please?"
>I nodded and we moved in slowly. doing little pecks at first to gain confidence. Slowly we started to open our mouths as we made contact. Then our tongues started to explore until it was a full make out session.
>As our kissing was getting more heated, she undid my belt, pant's snap, and zipper and pulled my pants down. Then she went to grab my cock and felt something unexpected.
>Fluttershy broke our kiss and pulled back while asking "What are you wearing?.. Oh my goodness!"
"The girls gave it to me with a note saying you'd like it and I should shut up and wear it." I stated.
>With a sparkling smile she asked "So you've been wearing a G-string for me the entire evening?"
"Sure have." I said with more confidence than I felt.
>Then she locked wild eyes with me and said "Anon I want to make love to you. Will you make love to me please?"
"Yes." I said. "Yes I will."
"But I'd like to make a request please?"
>Neither of them heard the soft popping From Anon's backpack in the front room.

END ACT ONE.

>>43079830
Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and time for another installment of How to be Dense!
And yeah, I know. The big question everyone has is
Mary?!?
Of all the characters, you gender swapped the BEAR?
Well yes I did. But I had a good narrative reason.
You see, later in the story I'm going to want more than one bear.
(Bears are like cow bell. I need more!)
Thing is, according to all of the Mutual of Omaha nature shows I watched as a kid, bears are fairly solitary.
But there's one exception to this.
Cubs will stay with their moms for about two years.
So that's why Harry became Mary.
We also get some background on how the harem developed.
Oh and someone has finally won the Anon-bowl!

Next week we start Act Two
Which is all about sex and explanations.
So next week, SEX!
But what's this about a request?

>>43079844
Great act one Tuesday! Nice that we are already getting sex in act two

>>43080002
>>43080151
Cute asf couple

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>>43080151
>>43080364
Always loved this ship more than their respective canon ships.

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>>43081083
Same here really. And the EqG writers would probably agree…

>>43081203
Another example of how based they could get sometimes.

>>43081083
>>43081203
Loyalty+Kindness is peak

>>43071398
They take turns

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>>43081887
Depending on who's had a rougher day

>>43082724
True.

>>43082724
I love the idea of them being switches

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>>43083188
Checked and same

>>43083708
Quake is better

>>43079411
https://ponepaste.org/11692
Just for you, it's small but I'll add on to it.

>>43083851
Thank you Anon

>>43084274
That damn Tails…

>>43082724
>>43083188
>>43083354
>Sometimes they have rough days on purpose as an excuse to go full dominatrix
>Sometimes they give each other rough days on purpose from wanting to be dominated

>>43079844
Lovely close you brought act one to

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>>43084556
>Vinyl deliberately provoking Octavia, blasting wubstep and talking over her because she knows Tavi is going to fuck her brains out that night in response
Based

>>43084002
>>43084007
Great display of tits and ass

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>>43084533
That's pretty mean of you.

>>43081203
>filename
This true?

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>>43085467
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/HoYay/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls

>>43085482
Interesting fact.

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>Celestia: “…”
>Discord: “…”
>C: “…”
>D: “Oh, come on, you have to admit that was funny.”
>C: “I certainly couldn’t see the joke because I was busy handling all the comlaints.”
>D: “You never got this mad whenever I messed up the Gala.”
>C: “Yes, because I hate the Gala and there’s always going to be complaining. I don’t hate MY academy and I am doing very best make sure there are NO comlaints about it!
>D: “Come on, nobody got hurt.”
>C: “…”
>D: “Physically.”
>C: “…”
>D: “That much?”
>C: “What were you thinking?!”
>D: “Not allowed to mess up with others for my amusement? Fine. Not allowed to do aesopic trickery because you ponies get triggered by every little thing? Ok. But I, the spirit of chaos, you light and darkness mixed, can’t even use my powers to ENCHANT make MAGIC school’s club festivities for the EQUINOX celebration? Come on! I need to do something chaotic once in a while, it’s in my nature!”
>C: “You’re right. I have been making you suppress yourself too much.”
>D: “…No, I was careless, things did get out of h-“
(slammed on the couch)
>C: “And it’s in the Sun Princess’ nature to always be in heat, so help me take out my frustration.”
>D: “Hmm, maybe I should be making you mad more often.”
>C: “Press your luck more if you want another stone shell later, now take of your clothes and turn upside down You're not leaving until both of us have squeezed enough fluids from each other. Oh, and YOU are cleaning up afterwards.”

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>>43085810
never has my dick been softer

>>43085810
>“Come on, nobody got hurt.”
>“…”
>“Physically.”
>“…”
>“That much?”
Got a slight chuckle out of me

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Vectorized Gloriosa from that Katrina Hadley sketch.

>>43085810
I wish Celestia would be like that with me

>>43084713
Thank you! It occurs to me I should post the paste.
https://ponepaste.org/11423

>>43086020
Amazing work!

>>43086020
Such a cutie

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>"Remember, darling, no touching until the music stops and you get to do whatever you want with BOTH of us..."
>"C'mon, sugarcube, hold yerself, yer JUST in heat..."

>>43087311
>They're deliberately playing a super long song on loop

>>43087652
Makes it feel more rewarding after the music stops

>>43087902
Good point

>>43087311
Unf, that’s hot.

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>>43088560
>>43088657
>>43088918
Cannot contain the Flutter Milk

>>43089222
Checked

>>43086020
very good job!!

>>43089984
I dig this panty and stocking art style

>>43086020
Do you have an artist page?

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Tell something to a fellow anon who has an idea but isn't sure about starting to write the greentext because he still hasn't fully outlined what the story would be like in the medium term and conclusion, but he really wants to do it

>>43090399
Just start writing and make it up as you go along

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bump

>>43089222
>>43089677
I feel thirsty in multiple meanings of the word

>>43090399
I agree with >>43090620
Getting the experience will be valuable in itself!
And not knowing 100% what every step is going to be allows you to be flexible and can help maintain interest in the writing.
And even if you think you have everything 100% plotted, I assure you surprises await anyway! For example I had known that in Duties of the King I was going to want a near-death experience. Then I got to it and realized I didn't really have a clear idea of how to write that. So I just plowed ahead and wrote anyway.
I recently started on the second act of How to be Dense and structurally I know everything that NEEDS to happen in this section of the story but I've been stuck on a minor transition for the last two days. Being stuck doesn't matter because I have enough experience under my belt to have confidence I will solve it.
So go ahead and start!
It will build confidence!
You'll have fun!
And others are very likely to enjoy it!

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>>43091731

>>43091731
>>43091736
These study sessions are getting intense. Not that I'd complain about Twilight getting nude, of course.

>>43091731
>>43091736
Damn fine stuff lad

>>43069328
>Play against Twilight Sparkle and Stocking in spnati
>Neither say anything about their similar hair styles
Honestly I'm surprised. Expected at least one joke or reference about that in the game. Twilight won btw.

>>43085482
I know they meant platonic love but a man can dream

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All female members of the Former Villain Unicorn Rehabilitation Program have to also participate in the Kirin Repopulation Expirement... not that they don't want to.

>>43092730
I hope there’s a sex dungeon they would keep me in. I think that kind of shit is hotter than most people say.

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>>43092346
>>43092614
>>43092615
>>43092617
>>43092625
God I want to plap human Octavia so badly
Vinyl is hot too but Tavi is a literal succubus

>>43092877
I actually agree. There's just something about her.

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>>43092231
I have the game downloaded and up to date. After checking her character settings, Stocking has only three lines talking to an MLP girl. And it's towards Rainbow Dash of all people.

I happen to know the guy who writes for her, and I'm surprised she doesn't talk to the Mane6 more since he's also the same guy behind the cancelled Sunset Shimmer. I'll tell him to add more lines towards the rainbooms

Should I tell him to target any other characters too?

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>>43093115
It's her gentleness and elegance in displaying her skill and talent playing the cello mixed with those gorgeous eyes and stylish hair for me. Spectacular is a nice word to describe her

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>>43092730
Only one missing is Tempest Shadow. She wants the delay punishment BDSM session.

>>43093186
Only thing I can think of is maybe having Stocking talk to Pinkie about sweets and Panty to Rarity about fashion stuff. But thank you very much! I am pleasantly surprised someone here knows people involved in the game.

>>43093400
>pic
Words cannot describe how much I wish that was me.

>>43093701
Egghead dashie is a cute

>>43094085
lmaooooo
I love gamer Luna

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aaaah yes, a 1 hour and 53 minutes YTP collab of Friendship Games in fucking 2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgRjXySGxKo
>>43090620
>>43091106
thanks for the words, anons
I guess I'll start writing once and for all and stop making excuses!
>>43092617
>>43092877
>>43093195
I feel you, anon, she's veeery hot

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>>43094215
What a beauty

>>43094610
I love that cute tummy of hers

>>43094410
Very stylish

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>>43094919
I wanna lick it

>Then she grabbed my shoulder to get my attention and said "Anon I'd like to kiss you now. Will you kiss me please?"
>I nodded and we moved in slowly. doing little pecks at first to gain confidence. Slowly we started to open our mouths as we made contact. Then our tongues started to explore until it was a full make out session.
>As our kissing was getting more heated, she undid my belt, pant's snap, and zipper and pulled my pants down. Then she went to grab my cock and felt something unexpected.
>Fluttershy broke our kiss and pulled back while asking "What are you wearing?.. Oh my goodness!"
"The girls gave it to me with a note saying you'd like it and I should shut up and wear it." I stated.
>With a sparkling smile she asked "So you've been wearing a G-string for me the entire evening?"
"Sure have." I said with more confidence than I felt.
>Then she locked wild eyes with me and said "Anon I want to make love to you. Will you make love to me please?"
"Yes." I said. "Yes I will."
"But I'd like to make a request please?"
>Neither of them heard the soft popping From Anon's backpack in the front room.

END ACT ONE.

ACT TWO.

>Fluttershy said with a smile "That's fine. I have a couple myself, but I want to hear yours first please?"
"Well, sorry I'm a little nervous about this. The thing is I did some studying and I was wondering if I could, if it's okay that is, Could I try eating your pussy first?" I asked.
>Fluttershy had been listening patiently and then blinked and broke out into another BIG smile! "Oh Anon yes! Now just so you know, I'm not sure there's ANY girl that would say no to their boyfriend offering that."
"Whew." Was all I could say to that. "Thank you. So what are your requests dear?"
>Fluttershy kept her smile up and stated "Oh you more or less know them already. First is the consent ritual of course. Second is I want you to cum inside me. I'm on birth control and both of us are virgins so there's no disease worry."
"My Queen did allude to that, so yeah I can cum where ever you like. Now do you have any specific ideas about the consent ritual?"
>"Yup!" She emphatically declared. "I want to do it in the bathroom facing the mirror so you are in the shot and I want to be in the shot too. I want to be grabbing your hard cock with a smile and showing a 'V for Victory' sign with my other hand please."
"Sounds good to me, but you'll have to let me up and I should probably get naked in here first." I said.

>>43094993
>With a grin she said "Oh alright." and got up so I could get up.
>We both got naked and she got her phone ready. Went to the bathroom and did the pose as she wanted.
>She couldn't stop grinning.
>I remembered to take three pictures in case of blur.
>She gently restrained herself from snatching the phone out of my hand and started tapping.
>Whew! I was FINALLY going to do this! It was beginning to seem like the universe was against me getting my dick wet. But now I, oh wait Fluttershy was saying something.
>I focused in just as she was saying "'..Bitches!' and send! There we are! Consent ritual handled and.. phone OFF!"
"Why turn the phone off?" I asked as she took my hand and led me back to her room.
>"Oh that's because, even though they all know better, some of them will try to call and that will just be an interruption. We've all had quite enough of those! But don't worry. We'll call them after and they'll all be waiting. Now then, how do you want me positioned while you.. dine?"
"I'm always amazed at how organized you lovely ladies are. I'm thinking that you lay down on your bed with your legs spread and I'll hunch down on the lower part of the bed. That way you can tap my shoulder or something when you're ready for sex. Hate to admit it but I won't have any idea of when to stop if you don't help me."
>With a happy smile she said "Oh that's fine. I'm glad to help."
>As we took our positions I noted that her pubic hair had been lightly shaped on the sides but was otherwise mostly wild. Then an idea struck me.
>As I lowered my head I made eye contact over her bush and asked "Hey, do you think I'd look good with a mustache?"
>When she realized where her bush was in relation to her view of my face, she burst out laughing and said "Stop." with a smile.
"Sorry." I said while plainly NOT being sorry. "This Goldilocks setup has my brain going in a few directions."
>She asked "Goldilocks?"
"Well I mean, there's three bears on the porch. So parts of my brain are saying 'This is to hard'." and I kissed high up on her inner thigh.
>That got an exhale from her.
"Then there's 'This is to soft'." And I licked her left labia with a full downward stroke.
>That got a soft moan that could barely be heard.
"And finally 'But this is JUST RIGHT'!" As I touched the tip of my tongue to the tip of her clit and vibrated my head.
>THAT got a string of swear words I'm not sure I could repeat!

>>43094995
>Then I settled in for proper cunnilingus. As I had mentioned, I had, in fact, studied and discovered that the key to being good at this was simply to avoid being predictable. And one easy way to do this was to draw letters of the alphabet on her pussy with my tongue.
>F,L,U,T,T,E,R,S,H,Y
>I,S
>A
>N,I,C,E
>G,I,R,L
>W,H,O
>W,A,N,T,S
>H, E, R
>C,H,E,R,R,Y
>P,O,P,P,E,D
>Just as I was about to start writing 'exclamation point' in lower case, she tapped my shoulder twice.
>I raised my head to see her smiling and heard her declare "I'm ready."
I nodded and said "Yes dear." And as I was getting into position to pray like a missionary I rapidly said "Now I want you to know that if something hurts or feels off you can tell me."
>"Anon?" she asked.
"Yes?"
>"Just fuck me."
"All right, but, um, could you guide me in please?" I asked because I didn't want to mess that up as I placed my cockhead at her lower lips.
>She just smiled as she grabbed my cock, made a small adjustment, and nodded at me.
>I entered her slowly. Her pussy felt AMAZING, but I was mostly watching her reactions.
>When I was about a third of the way in, she gasped suddenly and I stopped.
"You okay?" I asked.
>With a slightly feral smile she nodded at me.
>So I resumed and at about two thirds of the way in she suddenly clamped down on my cock.
>The animals all suddenly started making noise as I stopped again.
"Still good?" I asked as her pussy convulsed on me.
>Her eyes were unfocused as she commanded "Just keep fucking me!"
"Yes'm." I answered and started moving again.
>Soon I was balls deep.
>No lube had been needed!
>I pulled all the way back without incident, then pushed back in a little faster.
>DAMN she felt amazing!
>I could have burst right there.
>But like HELL was I gonna be a two pump chump!
>So I held on, but after 10 strokes..

>>43094996
"I-I'm gonna cum!" I said loudly.
>"Oh YES! Shoot it DEEP inside me Anon! I want it!" she said to encourage me.
>So I went balls deep and released for what seemed like a small eternity.
>I mean, I HAD been saving it up for over a week at this point.
"Thank you." I said. "Thank you SO much! That was amazing! Was it good for you dear?"
>With a satisfied smile she declared "Fuck yeah it was good!
>We laid there for over a minute before she stated "Alright. We'd better call them." and she grabbed her phone.
"Oh, can I see the consent pic first please?" I asked.
>Fluttershy replied "Oh of course darling."
>After a moment she showed me the pic she had sent. It had the caption "Stock up on lube bitches!" underneath it.
"Nice!" I stated. "Okay let's face them." I said with a smile as I lay down next to her.
>Before I knew it, I was on my first ever video call with six smiling faces staring at us.
>My Queen started off the call with "Okay, due diligence first and then we'll ask for details. First, are you both okay?"
>In unison we said "Yup!"
>My Queen continued "Excellent! Fluttershy you have him until 9 AM tomorrow. At 10 AM we all will meet at my place. Understood?"
>Once again we said "Yup!" in unison.
>My Queen carried on with "Anon you probably already knew this but for technical purposes I'm the Head Girl in this harem. That's how the school and others will call me. You can keep calling me 'My Queen' of course because we both like it. What the Head Girl does is manage your schedule and mediate any disputes within the harem. Do you understand?
"Yes my Queen. I understand." I replied.
>My Queen then informed me "Adagio will also attend the meeting to register us officially, conduct a ceremony, and give you the info dump you've been thirsting for."
"ALL of the info I want?" I asked pointedly.
>My Queen responded honestly with "Well we're only freshmen, so probably not everything you want. But if you think you need info she hasn't given then you have our blessing to go ahead and press her. You already know there's a conflict and WE already know YOU are our best chance at winning. So if you need to know then do what it takes."
"Thank you my Queen!" I declared.
>My Queen then relaxed and stated "Okay, due diligence handled and congratulations to the both of you!"
>"Thank you" we both said in unison again.
>Rarity asked "How was it darling?"
I answered with "Oh she was amazing!"
>Fluttershy blushed and all the other girls giggled as Rarity clarified "Fluttershy?"

>>43094997
>With a deep smile Fluttershy informed "He was great. A hair on the cautious and timid side because he was scared of his size, but a caring and generous lover. Oh! And you'll never guess what else!"
>All six of the other girls deadpanned in unison "Anon did something unexpected... Again."
>Ouch.
>Fluttershy just rolled with it saying "You know it! He asked me if he could, if it was okay with me that is, if maybe he could.. eat my pussy?"
>My Queen said "Holy crap!"
>Senpai said "I knew it!"
>Rainbow said "Awesome!"
>Rarity said "That's just fabulous darling!"
>Applejack said "Yee-Haw!"
>And Pinkie said "Best. Boyfriend. EVER!"
>Senpai then asked "Was he good at it?"
>With a BIG smile Fluttershy said "I'll put it this way. I didn't need any lube to take all of him."
>My Queen then asked "How did you get him to close the deal?"
>Fluttershy smiled and stated "I thought back to how HE approached US for anything sexy. He always made a plain language ask. Like when he asked Rainbow if she would like to touch his butt. So I figured that's how he wanted to be approached. No hints or clues or anything indirect will work on him right now. So I told him I wanted him to play with my boobs and then asked him to. In the same way I got his first kiss and then he agreed to make love."
>My Queen praised her with "VERY well done!"
>Rainbow gave a hearty "Aw yeah!"
>Senpai declared "You unlocked him! Good job!"
>Pinkie said "Now we can get him to do what we want!"
"Didn't I say I wanted to make you girls as happy as I reasonably could?" I asked with some confusion evident.
>Rarity replied "Yes you did darling, but sometimes girls overthink things and get in our own way."
>Applejack added "But you've kept it simple for us."
"Well, I mean, I'm certain I've still got loads to learn about being a good boyfriend. But keeping it as simple as I can on my end just makes sense to me. It lets me give that much more attention to what you girls want." I said.
>Fluttershy said "Like wearing a G-string! Thank you for that girls." She said with a smile.
>Pinkie and Rarity said in unison "No problem!"
>My Queen remembered "Oh one more thing. I'm not going to tell you who it is just yet because Fluttershy should have your attention. But she has your next girl's favorite scents already for you to apply after your shower tomorrow.

>>43094999
"Understood and yes I'll be the best boyfriend I can think to be and focus on Fluttershy." I said as I shifted for comfort.
>Fluttershy then asked "Dear, can you hold the phone a moment please? I want to check something."
"Oh sure." I said and took the proffered phone.
>Then she placed her hand on my junk and declared "Ah ha! Girls I'm sorry but he was starting to get hard without telling me! You're going to have to pay a penalty for that later dear. Now tell the girls goodbye and hang up please."
"Alright I'm sorry, I had just thought you'd prefer to be presented with a full hard on. Guess I was wrong but you also want to remember you girls have been thinking about having a boyfriend for around two years and I've thought about having a girlfriend for under two weeks. And I've already said I have a lot to learn. Plus I have no idea how to hang up this phone."
>As I panicked, my cock grew hard in Fluttershy's tender hands as she climbed on top of me and said "Oh all right. For now I just want to tell you one thing." as she rested the tip of my cock at her hot and wet entrance.
"Yes dear. What's that?" I asked.
>With a smile Fluttershy said "It's later." And she dropped herself onto ALL of me!
>We both let out lewd moans!
>As Fluttershy took the phone from me I heard Rainbow declare "That's my new ringtone!"
To the chuckles of the others.
>Then Fluttershy declared "Goodnight ladies. See you all tomorrow!" and hung up so she could focus on ME!

>>43095003
Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and an IP range ban made me post this later, but now we have another installment of How to be Dense!
We've finally gotten to the sex!
With Fluttershy I wanted themes of a fun first time with interspersed "A virgin doesn't know what a virgin doesn't know".
Hope you all enjoyed that with all of the playful misreading Anon did.

Next week the PLOT rears it's ugly head as we get an info dump!
(Also I got trips! >>43094999
)

>>43095003
Damn it Fluttershy is so cute

>>43095436
Twi always knew how succulent she is

>>43094933
Same, damn it I NEED to lick Tavi's sexy tummy. To first give her a few kisses on and around her cute bellybutton while she gently breathes against my face and tries not to be so ticklish, only to lose it when I give her smooth skin a few surprise licks that make her react all jumpy and pretend-angry.

>>43095038
Looking forward to the next part

>>43095498
She boasts it on purpose.

>>43096313
Based canon cleavage

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>>43089222
>"Nonsense, darling! It's merely a matter of finding the right outfit."

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>>43095827
That's adorable, anon. I'd love to be gentle and playful with Tavi's delicate body like that

>>43095827
>”Just WHAT do you think you’re… d-doing!?” Tavi’s voice gets jittery with urgency that challenges her politeness.
>She finally protested after all that led to this point, but you can hear that she doesn’t know if she means it for real.
>Not only is Octavia Melody not used to publicly wearing something this revealing, but you’ve also gotten more up close and personal than simply a front row seat at one of her performances.
>Tavi felt a low chugging danger deep inside ever since she saw how little coverage this bikini you bought for her has.
>An outfit designed not to even try to cover her bare midriff OR her bare thighs, while leaving only one strap for one of her shoulders, was already outrageously outside of Octavia’s boundaries.
>But the heat today convinced her to swallow her other kind of stage fright and strut out onto the beach like this.
>But Tavi hadn’t practiced swallowing her pride or regret after she felt the back of the bottoms letting the undersides of her buttcheeks begin to peek out into view.
>Tavi hadn’t practiced switching off her dignity so she can bathe in the sun.
>She was looking over that lone strap on her shoulder all the way over to this secluded-enough spot she insistently chose.
>Tavi’s most comfortable when you’re the only one looking at her in what feels like such a state of undress.
>Her choice to stay very close to you turned out to lead to this moment.
>The positions the two of you are in slowly shifted to your face resting against Tavi’s soft flat tummy she’s been shy and reluctant to expose in public.
>The protests boiling up in Tavi’s lungs were eased by her deep breaths, and now her deep breaths make her bare tummy rise and fall against your face as the scent of her silky bare skin drives you subtly wild with lust.
>What wrung this moment’s sudden comment out of Octavia was the soft kisses she felt you plant onto her smooth perfect skin next to her cute bellybutton.
>”I said… w-what are you doing?” Octavia now lowers her tone a little as wanting more had already got her used to these tummy kisses.
>You simply answer by kissing her tummy again, entranced by the scent of how clean Octavia’s lovely skin always stays while she’s routinely taking care of herself.
>She always spends lots of time practicing her cello for you to enjoy her concerts from the front row, so now you’re showing that you want to enjoy Octavia Melody’s very presence more up close than ever after she spent so much time taking great care of herself.
>Tingles climb their way up Tavi’s spine that can’t help but lean back a little more before she realizes.
>”N-no one nearby’s looking, right?” Octavia shudders trying to remind herself of her usual modesty.
>Planting a long deliberate kiss onto the soft crater of Octavia Melody’s cute bellybutton clouds her memory.

>>43096633
>Her bare tummy contracts slightly, unwittingly evidence of the giggle she stopped from leaving her throat and becoming audible.
>”N-now just a minute! There’s people right over there…” Octavia worries with a better view of your surroundings than you have. “Th-they’re right ov… ngh…”
>She wasn’t going to convince you anyway; she didn’t really even want to.
>Octavia’s voice tries to become stern and demanding, but that performance doesn’t stay together very long.
>Her bare smooth tummy rises and falls against your face a little more rapidly, as those stifled giggles Tavi’s realizing she can’t keep secret sometimes break the slow rhythm of up and down motions before letting it return.
>Those nearly escaped giggles and moans keep trying to escape despite her efforts, getting stuck trying to fit through the same doorway of Octavia’s throat at the same time.
>”Dear… we’re in public…” Octavia responds again to your appreciation of… directly, her…
>Her voice trembles with a delight that didn’t mean to swell this high from you peppering kisses all over her exposed tummy.
>Octavia’s performance finally falls apart when a delighted sigh finally escaped her.
>She gasps as if you didn’t already know about her “secret” enjoyment of having shed her modesty for today.
>That sigh followed by a quiet high pitched moan of reluctant approval prompted you to give Octavia’s smooth skin a taste.
>”We should… a-Ah~!”Octavia reacts to feeling your tongue snaking out and quickly gliding along her tangy skin. “Now just wait a… just wait a minute…”
>Octavia’s breaths intermingle with her words as your tongue gives her bare tummy another lick~.
>And then a third lick with her smooth pristine skin’s taste of the fruit-scented bodywash she uses becoming clear to you makes Octavia begin to audibly whimper to the motions of how excitedly her bare tummy is rising and falling.
>Octavia starts whimpering louder with groans in between for long enough to make her subsequent “anger” hold no water.
>”This is inappropriate! I didn't say you could put your mouth on me like this!” She harshly scolds you, while not bothering to try to stop the next lick from brushing along the edge of her bellybutton…
>Octavia shudders all over as you wrap your arms around her and keep licking her tasty bare tummy with your forearms pressing against the soft globes of her buttcheeks through the back of her swimsuit bottoms.

>>43096635
>”This is very improper, you know!” She adds, trying her best to sound angry between her reluctantly pleased whimpers and sighs.
>Octavia doesn’t know what to say as your licks get longer and more sincere, indulging in the arousing taste of the cellist girl’s smooth exposed tummy~.
>Another long kiss with Octavia’s cute sexy bellybutton brings an embarrassing squeal out of her, crumbling her propriety to the ground she was just trying to build back up.
>”Oh for fff…~” Tavi swallows her curse words but only gasps loudly when your hands make their way up the smooth curvy sides of her bare midriff and dig your thumbs under the pink frilly hem of her swimsuit top…
>”Wait…” Pants Octavia after realizing that she feels your thumbs trying to lift her top up in public. “There’s people here!”
>She’s not trying to stop you, only staring down at you with a bright red face that blushes with more embarrassed arousal than anger as both of you notice her nipples underneath her top got hard enough to become visible through the material~.
>Octavia’s mind is a whirlwind of clashing emotions as your next long lick up her sexy tummy over her cute bellybutton scrambles her thoughts even further…
>You get lost in the delicious tangy taste of Octavia’s bare smooth pristine tummy and bellybutton, making her get lost right back in the sensation of your mouth leaving trails of pleasure on her.
>The rising hem of Octavia’s swimsuit top is now able to proceed without her interrupting, and tug hard enough to expose the undersides of Octavia’s supple breasts pressed together into the underside of her cleavage~.
>You quickly silence her with another kiss on her skin, your lips now tasting her underboob that has been trapped under the fabric you’re helping slip all the way up…
Continue? This one will not be allowed to surpass 10 posts, maybe not even 5 posts, so it doesn't get in the way.
>>43079747
It's coming. Sorry, I got distracted again.
Will post the other extra green I wrote too to make up for that.

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>>43096633
>>43096635
>>43096643
Pretty good shit, I'd love a continuation

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>"Oh, uncle you're here!"
>(Damn, is that Flurry? Damn, the little desctructive brat grew up to be hot as f- STANDARDS! STANDARDS, YOU MAY NOT BE RELATED BUT SHE'S STILL YOUR NIECE!!!)
>"Uncle? Is everything alright?"
>"Sorry, Flurry. I'm just a bit dizzy from all the work."
>"Come on, uncle, relax. Here's have some of my ice cream! I insist."
>"Oh, thank you, Flurry! (So cute... and erotic. Damn, it why did the Equestrian Games have to be when I'm in heat? Come on, Spike, hold yourself, she clearly isn't like her parents, you can't show your horndog mode on her. look at her: So sweet, so cute, so innocent.)"
> ("Alicornian FUCK that crystal statue doesn't do him any justice! I heard dragons of his age were tall and ripped, but that body puts every guard I've fucked to shame. And yet his skin and face are flawless... He's like one of those wild stallions you see in movies... Oh, aunties, he must be eyeing me too: I can already see a bulge... no, wait BULGES!?! So they do have two penises! I wonder if it's true that they can also cum a fuckton of times and don't go soft during refractory period... Ugh, fuck waiting until we go back home, I just want to tear our clothes off and jump at him right now. Mmmm, fucking in front of everyone, I'm getting wet just thinking it... Fuck, if only that common sense altering spell aunt Twilight taught me wasn't so unstable... Why do people even care if someone near them is fucking, anyway. It's a normal thing for mom's sake! The moment we finish eating I'm teleporting us straight to my room, and we're fucking harder than a changeling couple on their honeymoon!")

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>new licensed EQG plushies in 2026
EQGchads, we're so back

>>43097046
They’re the most expensive too. I wonder why?

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And with that another story is complete.
https://ponepaste.org/11692

Next one will be soonish.

>>43097478
Will read when I have time

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>>43097630
I need her

>>43097141
clothes + more hair

>>43097747
That makes sense

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>>43089222
The easy solution is to go simpler and bigger.

>>43098045
Always a very smart move

>>43098287
Wish she had canon cleavage.

Anyone done a fanfic where a brony swaps bodies with eqg sunset shimmer?

>>43098995
Cute Twilight

>>43099577
What a beautiful sight to behold

>>43098615
that sounds pretty funny of an idea

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>>43097707
She would be so fun to cuddle with while slowly undressing her

>>43100600
>”We’re here to talk to you about the importance of giving us your virginity”

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>>43100136
While giving small pecks on her neck

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Would you like humans to return in the next gen?

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>>43096643
>”Wh-what do you think you’re… d-…d-…” Octavia’s voice forces itself to sound more miffed by the second.
>Her fake anger tangos with the intense embarrassment and giggling she’s holding back.
>You stroke the undersides of her tits once more, giving the delicious mounds of softness another squeeze while guiding the fabric a little higher up to tease Tavi into reacting…
>Her reflexes to keep herself covered weakly swat your hands away. “S-stop it!” Her tone clumsily tosses a harsh urgency towards you, trying to overshadow how how delicious the feel and taste of her sexy bare tummy is…
>She could protect her top for now, but her outfit still isn’t enough to pull that frilly pink hem any further down to her cute smooth tummy it wasn’t designed to cover.
>But oh does she try.
>And oh does she fail.
>Your lips kiss and kiss and kiss Octavia’s defenseless exposed cute bellybutton she’s been showing off today, her skin’s tangy taste tempting your tongue to join the action~.
>The frantic way Octavia’s sexy tummy reactively rises and falls up against your face in humiliated approval of the continued licking only encourages you more.
>Your hands sensually take cautious advantage of the smooth exposed sides and back of Octavia’s beautiful midriff, appreciating her curves enough to smother that scared anger bubbling out of her.
>Octavia fails to hold in another playfully distressed whimper as she darts her gaze around, wishing she knew it was a foolish idea to wear something so un-modest.
>It’s so unlike her, has she no self-respect anymore?
>Now she’s trapped sitting here by not only her anxious reluctant enjoyment of your physical appreciation of her tummy, but also your strong hold clamping her smooth soft thighs together keeping her from standing up.
>Octavia victoriously allows you to stop her from escaping how much she wants to endure this.
>Your hands now begin nudging at the other boundary of the back of Octavia’s swimsuit bottoms.
>She’s already been warmed up to the way you couldn’t help but grope her supple booty though that fabric…
>Distracting Tavi from how much she can’t believe she’s allowing such an outrageous act of impropriety.
>Another sigh replaced what was supposed to be an aggravated grunt out of her, worrying Octavia that there’s no way she’ll keep that performance up any longer.
>Forcing her to face this humiliating side of her that love showing off her beach body on sunny days, mostly for you to publicly enjoy like the kinky girlfriend she can’t believe you’ve turned her into.
>This isn’t like any show Octavia is used to performing…
>But the way your long licks and deep kisses stay lost in the taste of her tummy’s smooth bare skin makes her dizzy with reluctant returned lust back to you.

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>>43101405
>Her tummy rises and falls more gradually and evenly against your face once more… now more used to allowing your tongue to leave trails along her skin’s tangy taste around and on her awaiting bellybutton~.
>”I’ll have you know people are looking.” Octavia props up her distinguished tone in polite protest as if it’s still who she is right now, but the unintentional whimper that follows wordlessly begs you to lick her again…
>Octavia’s reluctantly excited shudders silently thank you for giving her more of this daring physical love.
>Her swimsuit clad body has become the show for you now.
>The way her bare tummy rises and falls against your lips and tongue is part of your girlfriend’s intimate performance, her skimpy swimsuit showing off her lovely body is part of the show.
>She’s still concerned about you heating her performance up by making her swimsuit cover less than everything it was supposed to, which was already way less than what Tavi is usually comfortable with.
>”This d-doesn’t make me a… slut, does it?” Octavia feels ashamed to admit that this is in question for a distinguished girl like her, adding in her own self-affirmation right after. “I-I’m still not proud of doing this. You’re just making it feel too good to stop you.” She turns it into a compliment that tries to make her sound more in control.
>Those words were enough to justify her leaning further back for you, making it feel like it doesn’t count when you tug the back of her swimsuit bottoms down a little until your girlfriend’s cute buttcrack is visible…
>She hadn’t planned for her performance to go this far, but it works well with it despite her embarrassment.
>Octavia takes a deep breath, rising her tender bare tummy up into your wonderful licking kisses while your hands give her soft booty cheeks the lewd massage she didn’t know she wanted so badly…
>Tavi braces herself as calmly as she can when she feels your hands tugging the back rim of her swimsuit bottoms further down her cute buttcrack…
>Stuck trying to justify to herself how this doesn’t make her slutty, instead of moving to stop you.
>An ashamed gulp from her throat punctuated the moment Octavia realizes through the direct kneading of your fingers on the soft globes of her buttcheeks that you got the back of her swimsuit all the way off her bare booty…
>A bit of Octavia’s neatly trimmed patch now peeks out the front of her swimsuit bottom’s waistband slipping down, further showing you how throughly your classy girlfriend takes care of herself.
>Octavia’s propriety once again shows through her cute angry protests against her bottoms being pulled down almost enough to expose her pussy~
>”That’s too private, dear!” Octavia tries to hiss menacingly through a delighted adventurous squeal. “Are you going to cease this soon??”
>She begins to appreciatively whimper down at you when your hands massage her naked jello-y booty cheeks.

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>>43101407
>”Baby, please~!” Squeaks Octavia.
>You run your fingertips up Tavi’s smooth bare back while, again between kisses, running your tongue up Octavia’s tasty bare tummy, overwhelming her with tingles that cause her to shudder almost violently.
>Alarms go off in her head that make Octavia again tug her swimsuit top down and hold it so you can’t pull it up, to at least make it a challenge for you…
>But the strapless side of Octavia’s top slips further down than the strapped side, making her show you more of her cleavage than intended as you finally position yourself to gaze down at her chest.
>This swimsuit top accents how busty your girlfriend is so nicely, helping the clearly visible outlines of Octavia’s hard, fully erect nipples poking through give away how reluctantly excited she truly is.
>She can already tell how much that sight is encouraging you.
>Octavia could at least keep the soft bare cheeks of her naked booty covered by simply sitting on the towel, but you now take advantage of the strapless side of her top slipping further down with a tug of your own…
>Octavia swallows a panicked yelp before crouching forward and defending the delicate core of her propriety with her flailing hands trying to shield from view her areola slipping out~.
>Octavia’s hot panting breaths pepper your face while her cute kicking and squirming only makes her neatly trimmed pussy patch slip out even more…
>”My top too?! Where’s your manners, baby? I-mmmmph~…”
>While you have Octavia distracted with her tongue being gradually forced into an interaction with yours in the deepening interrupting kiss, you sneak Octavia’s swimsuit bottoms down her soft smooth thighs to her knees…
>”Mmm… m-mmmhmmm~!” Octavia’s muffled protest would have fallen upon deaf ears anyway, not that she even minds that much.
>She notices how you’ve impolitely gotten her swimsuit bottoms to find their way to her ankles…
>And impolitely gave her top another strong insistent tug that completely exposed one of her sexy erect nipples as soon as her hands were occupied venturing down her smooth bare legs to fetch her bottoms before anyone catches her bottomless at the beach~.
>”Baby, you’re embarrassing m-EEEEE~!”
>Octavia could barely bunch her tangled swimsuit bottoms up to just below her pliable buttcheeks before she squealed to your mouth finding her bared breast next and closing around the salty taste of her exposed nipple~
>The surprise ambush upon Octavia’s erogenous zone stuns her with a flood of arousal.
>Octavia’s delicious nipple in your mouth endures treatment from your tongue teasing her stiffened peak.
>Your mouth was already so effective on her tummy, and Octavia’s jump in pitch surely boasts how much more you’re able to do with her sensitive nipple~.
>”You're embarrassing me, baby! I… ah~!”
>You can’t get enough of how affected by the risk of people from a past or future audience seeing this she is.

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>>43101408
https://ponepaste.org/11803
Next update will wrap this up.
>>43096742
>>43100136
>>43100847
How does this quick green wrap up? I'll let you guys decide.
>>43096989
This'd be fun to do a lot with. I'm kinda occupied at the moment right now though.
>>43094215
Damn I miss the YTP era. LinkOnDrugs was the shit.

>>43101413
Anything cute and wholesome

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>>43101405
>>43101407
>>43101408
>>43101413
Holy FUCK that was amazing, I can't wait for the update

>>43101042
That sounds like fun

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>>43101042
I remember suggesting in a G1 thread that the witches from G1 return in the next generation, but get the Magus Sisters treatment.

>>43102199
I could get behind that.

Rockset's got new posts hidden behind a paywall

>>43101584
>>43101726
I'll post it as soon as I can. What I'm posting right now has absolutely nothing to do with it but had to be done now because I thought it was funny.

https://ponepaste.org/11805
>Okay, here's now Jason Voorhees came back this time:
>A line on a graph went down slightly.
>A distraction is needed as cover for getting it back up like viagra for the island trip.
>Maybe a new cheap horror movie or something to get the stans and cancel police arguing online.
>Because of this, a bolt of lightning flashing over the towering business building outshines any idea's light bulb.
>The smaller CEO's responsibility is solely NOT to push the money button on his desk.
>But it's the only thing on his desk, intentionally so, like a wink and a nudge.
>His green dollar-sign glare watches that shiny red surface play hard to get with his finger.
>His trembling could shake the building harder than the thunder that now sounds could.
>That few seconds between lightning and thunder was all the CEO could last for.
>*boop*
>The button blushes green and the Dow is indirectly satisfied once more.
>ThatWasEasy.mp3
>The bigger CEO a few blocks down with a bigger money button on his bigger desk sends a congratulatory phone call as a thank you.
>Money is shifted around, and budgets are conjured alongside Jason Voorhees's fossilized corpse.
>"ch ch ch hah hah what the fuck is it this time?" Jason rises out of the deep sedimentary rock Nosferatu style.
>"Camp Everfree has campers getting too... irresponsible again! Go slaughter them!" The brand new CEO stumbles back through his office door after his island trip, re-fastening his pants.
>Jason groans, having been tired of this shit for so many years now. "Can't I just leave them alone? I drowned like 20 thousand years ago or something! I don't even remember anymore... I'm tired, boss."
>"Go kill them." The CEO snaps his fingers and his lawyer appears with a blank legal complaint in hand. "Or else. That's an order. It's to help spread the message against unsafe sex. To protect the kids."
>"Protect the kids by killing them?"
>"...Yes..."
>---
>"Oooooookay, campers! Let's get our oars ready!" Gloriosa Daisy steps into her designated canoe.
>"My new shoes won't get ruined, won't they?" Asks Sweetie Belle.
>"Ya shouldn't have brought those to SUMMER CAMP!" Applebloom gives her a look. "I mean... really?"
>"Nothing else was the right color!" Sweetie justifies.
>"Rarity's probably not the best influence on you." Scootaloo steps into the canoe with mud all over her tennis shoes.
>"What she taught me helped me win the knot tying contest against you!" Sweetie crosses her arms. "If I didn't know better, I'd be surprised the two of you could win any races at all without tripping over your shoelaces."
>"Can you just hop in the boat already?" Applebloom rolls her eyes.
>"Are you saying Rainbow is stupid or something?" Squints Scootaloo.

>>43103124
>"Hurry up, girls!" Gloriosa's voice over the megaphone makes all three of them jump enough to almost tip the canoe over. "Sweetie, don't be mean please."
>"Yeah! Don't be mean, Sweetie Belle!" Smirks Scootaloo. "It's not MY fault you brought fancy shoes to summer camp."
>Sweetie Belle is in the middle of the other two within the next 20 seconds.
>The rowing activity is 100% underway and only 50% underwater.
>"Didn't expect we'd be this far ahead so soon, but I'll take it!" Diamond Tiara sticks her tongue out at the other boat with the CMC working with only 2/3 the rowers.
>Silver Spoon giggles in preemptive victory with a surge of confidence helping her row harder with the help of Diamond Tiara and Babs Seed.
>"WILL YOU STOP COVERING YOUR SHOES ALREADY?!" Scootaloo fumes harder than if she was headed for a KFC bucket while Sweetie Belle shakes her head.
>"We're gonna lose because of you!" Complains Applebloom. "Are you serious right now?!"
>"Winning's not THAT important! I'm not even that strong anyway." Sweetie Belle lets her swirly lustrous hair swing in featherweight locks beside her neck with another shake of her head.
>"Oh my freaking god, Sweetie Belle." Grumbles Scootaloo through gritted teeth.
>Her eyes are silently planning to steal the other girl's shoes overnight and throw them into muddy quicksand or something out of spite.
>"Looks like victory's but a dream for you no matter how hard you row row row your bo-aAH!" Diamond Tiara took too much time mocking the other three.
>Her gloating lasted long enough for Silver Spoon and Babs Seed to accidentally ram the canoe into a large branch after laughing too hard to watch where they were going.
>"Now's our chance!" Applebloom strains while she and Scootaloo churn the oars as hard as they can to catch up to the rival canoe.
>"Di, you idiot!" Silver Spoon and Babs Seed whine in unison.
>"Just hang on, I'll use the branch as leverag- HOLY SHIT!" Diamond Tiara's half-apology is cut short when a figure in a hockey mask emerges from the depths next to the canoe.
>Jason Voorhees lives again, or is undead again, something like that.
>"ch-hah ki-mah fuck I forgot what I'm supposed to say." Jason grumbles to himself. "Uh, I'll fuckin' chop ya, mate! And stuff. I'll-AHH!"
>"The oar violently batters the top of Jason's head with Babs Seed's hands clenching the other end, the wood nearly breaking before returning to the water just to reach Jason's skull a few more times for a few extra hits.
>"Ah what the fuck! I'm just doing my joahblblblblblblbl..." Jason submerged back into the water, the cartoon lump on the top of his head the last thing to sink beneath the surface.
>"Everybody get to shore! I got this!" Gloriosa commands the campers to cancel the race and head back.
>---

>>43103127
>A glow dances from he mirror portal in from of Canterlot High, and Sunset arrives faster than at 4pm in Montana in December.
>She meets up with the other girls in Gloriosa's office.
>"Why won't he just DIE already?" Rainbow Dash paces back and forth across the room at the rate a dust mite would. "Even Michael fucking Myers went away for good now, and that took almost 50 years."
>"Wouldn't hurt to try again. Ah reckon he's gettin' just as tired of this shit as we are." Guesses Applejack. "Is he still there?"
>"The bubbles stopped, so I don't know." Gloriosa peers out the window at the lake. "Sunset, you have your headphones, right?"
>"Right here." Sunset twirls them around her finger before slipping them over her red and yellow locks.
>She leads the group out to the lake's shore, listening intently for Jason's signature murmuring but might as well listen the Wilhelm scream.
>Even after an hour, still nothing.
>"Maybe he finally got the message after Manehattan." Sci-Twi comments as Fluttershy listens from behind her for what the fish in the lake might be saying.
>"The whole camp's safe." RD returns from scouting the entire campground ten times in under five minutes. "He's nowhere there either."
>Rarity summons a sturdy diamond raft that Sci-Twi helps float across the lake.
>Sunset and Fluttershy listen intently on either side of Rarity; the former listens through the ribcage of underwater broken branches from their floating stethoscope for the heartbeat of Jason Voorhees.
>"Anything from the fish?" Asks Sunset.
>"They're saying he went up the nearby river." Responds Fluttershy with her hand in the water. "No wait... down. He went downstream."
>"Do they have any idea where after that?"
>"They say they know other fish that made it all the way to the ocean. They got word that Jason might be heading to..."
>"To where?"
>Fluttershy pets the fish that brushes up against her hand all cat-like again, her eyes growing more worried with each passing second.
>"What's wrong, dear?" Rarity glances back at her.
>"They said traveling underwater was Jason's perfect way of staying undetected until he reaches..."
>"Reaches where?"
>---
>"Ah, thank goodness we got a new island!" The smaller CEO locks his fingers behind his balding head under the shadow of a palm tree. "When are the construction crews gonna be here? There's a lot of cages to build from what I've heard."
>"Probably a day or so after our big meeting." The unnamed politician next to him sips from a colada. "As long as boss lets us chill here until my current scandal blows over, I ain't complainin'. Helps us get used to the atmosphere before we get the real fun started over here, ya know?"

>>43103129
>"They always say the drinks taste better in the winter here." Filthy Rich clinks wine glasses with Ms. Harshwhinny. "Knowing all the commoners back home are freezing their asses off while we're not, and all that."
>"I can relate to that!" The unnamed politician laughs, remembering his other scandal from years ago. "Glad I picked a smarter destination this time."
>The gentle waves square-dancing across the sandy beach plays one relaxing song of island paradise after another, the ocean breeze slightly cooling their suntanning skin against the summer sun.
>"Does that mean the drinks here'll cost more in 6 months?" Jokes Ms. Harshwhinny.
>"You should ask Bill. He already stayed here before the rest of us bought it."
>"Say, where is he anyway?" The CEO tilts his sunglasses down. "He was right over there a few minutes ago."
>All four of them stare at the now lone water floaters drifting back onto the beach, with their owner nowhere to be found.
>"Huh. That's odd."
>Everyone else finishes relaxing before slithering back inside to cool off their scales.
>"Check it out, I found another great breakthrough." The tech CEO who's been inside the whole time gestures to his screen. "This will subvert EVERY adblock!"
>"Oh that's great!" Ms. Harshwhinny's eyes barely light up, her voice becoming cheerful to patronize the man who's just happy to be included in the cool group this time. "How does it work?"
>"Well, that part's a bit more complicated. But it can evolve to subvert anything and everything's coding. Would you like to hear the justification I'll use to ride out the backlash?"
>"Tell me all about it, bad boy." Ms. Harshwhinny tries not to mock him too obviously, in case he picks up on it.
>"I'm gonna compare ads on all the websites I own to the biology of an elephant!" He excitedly begins. "And then I'll explain that sites need the ads to be alive because they're too big to go back down to the size of a poodle anymore. Because if you shrink an elephant down to the size of a poodle, it will overheat and spontaneously combust because it's designed to need and use lots of energy generate body heat to warm itself. That's the perfect argument against downsizing a website! It has to shut down without the ads in place getting clicked on, they'll understand this time!"
>"Are you... sure that analogy is accurate?" Filthy Rich overheard him.
>"Of course it is! Here, let me show you exactly where I got this idea from." The tech CEO closes the tab and opens the tab with a live online fantasy game he's been snagging the high scores in.
>It's too bad all the yes men couldn't be invited here to protect that poor poor ego.
>The other unnamed CEO and unnamed politician meanwhile explore the already existing mansion this newly bought island has to offer, getting a good feel of the dusty chandeliers and towering windows.

>>43103131
>They hear a noise at the other end of a long hallway, but recognize the voice and rush over.
>"Oh there you are! We've already lost sight of Bill, don't wanna lose you too, bud." One of them says to the unnamed geriatric politician who barely knows where he is.
>"Are... are the girls here yet?" He asks in between random incoherent mumbling.
>"No, not yet. That's a long way away. You were supposed to come here summer NEXT year for that. Not this year."
>"I... wow, really?"
>He's sent to bed early in disbelief, after some applesauce.
>And then hours after he drifts off to dreamland, after it gets dark, a flash of light appears on the shoreline, followed by the humane seven making their footprints in the sand here for the first and only time.
>"This should be it. Where Jason swam to." Sunset scans through the darkness through night vision goggles. "Follow me, girls. I'll let you know if I hear him."
>She keeps the headphones tightly on her head as the mission to take down Jason Voorhees once and for all begins.
>"Ooh, this place looks really fun. Do you think we can form a conga line here? Maybe play volleyball?" Pinkie Pie looks around at all the palm trees glowing in the pale light from the full moon.
>"Ah doubt this place'd be very fun fer us in particular, Pinkie." Applejack responds quietly. "If this place is what ah think it is."
>"So... nude volleyball?" Asks Pinkie.
>Applejack furrows her brow at her.
>"S-sorry." Pinkie squees.
>"Aren't we too old to be here anyway?" Asks RD.
>"Trust me, we'd still be admitted by some." Rarity puts it as lightly as she can, already anxious enough to form a diamond dagger with her powers to jam into whatever shadowy figure may be lurking around here.
>The group continues searching the island in pursuit of Jason Voorhees.
>Meanwhile, Filthy Rich wanders around the mansion's courtyard at night, trying to take in the scenery or anything he can in pursuit of the happiness he'll never find after owning everything.
>While making a phone call.
>"Yes yes, just make sure MY daughter never comes here! She's busy having fun at camp right now." He says into the phone before the connection breaks. "Hello? Damn it, the cell service here still needs work."
>He knows it won't get any, given the soon-to-fail plans he's aware of.
>A distant noise startles him.
>"Hello?" Filthy Rich look on into the shadowy corridor. "Is someone there?"
>Just like his plans for everyone else's side of society, he takes one step forward and two steps back for his own safety.
>On the floor above, the less old politician heads towards the bathrooms.
>He slithers through the door and turns the light on, grumbling at his reflection in the mirror he refuses to look into for more than a second.
>After choosing which stall he wants to enter, he hears the furthest away stall door creak enough to make his scales crawl.
>"H... hello?" He backs away. "Is someone there?"

>>43103132
>He recognizes that silent lack of response, whatever's in that other stall either did something bad or is about to do something bad.
>"I'll have you know we're perfectly safe here! You don't gotta creep me out like that! I-it's not funny~." Says the politician.
>He continues on to take a dump, but another louder creak makes him jump.
>"Alright, look!" He holds his hand up. "This witchhunt has gone on long enough. We have much more important issues at hand here, so if y-AH!"
>A machete piercing through his chest from behind interrupts him.
>"Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch... hah-hah-hah-hah..." Murmurs Jason Voorhees.
>"Wh-what are YOU doing here?" Sputters the politician through coughs of blood. "There's no teens doing anything here! Yet..."
>"I know." Jason twists the machete. "And there never will be."
>The politician falls to the floor in a pool of his own blood.
>"Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch... hah-hah-hah-hah..." Jason Voorhees repeats before listening to Filthy Rich's voice calling out in response to the noises.
>Meanwhile...
>"He's over there! In the old house!" Sunset with the girls on the other side of the islands points in the direction of the villa. "Let's go! Rainbow, go find him and give us his coordinates!"
>"Roger that!" RD takes off like the most recent victim's next political campaign never will.
>"Let's hurry up and get this over with. This place gives me the creeps!" Sci-Twi nervously crosses her arms as a gust of wind starts up.
>"It's supposed to give us the creeps, darling." Rarity says to her.
>Rainbow Dash darts through the side yards of the old mansion that don't have light shining onto them from windows leading to rooms with people who can see outside.
>"I know you're here somewhere, fuckhead!" Growls Rainbow Dash while traveling at lightning speeds.
>She stops just around the corner of the courtyard where Filthy Rich is still lingering.
>"Oh, it's just you!" Filthy Rich greets Ms. Harshwhinny with a sigh. "What a relief."
>"Wanna practice some fun with me a few months early?" She gives him bedroom eyes. "I already don't wanna sleep all alone in my room."
>Jason, who is watching from the shadows, rolls his eyes already knowing what type of scene this means is coming next.
>As long as he gets to get to the CEO that started this by the end of it...
>Rainbow Dash, who is right behind Jason, spots him and immediately flies forward with a kick to his lower back.
>"Ah! Fuck!" Jason lands straight on his mask as RD boldly decided to take matters into her own hands.
>Sunset and the rest of the girls follow the noises and telepathic brainwaves.
>"What the hell was that?" Ms. Harshwhinny backs away from the ruckus and holds onto Filthy Rich like they just got married.
>The hallways of this decrepit mansion gradually turn into a chase scene with Jason recognizing the magical girls who killed him in the past and running from them.

>>43103136
>Pinkie Pie pops out of a nearby trunk and throws her explosive glitter at him.
>Applejack punches a doorway into one of the walls after seeing Jason slip around a corner to flee.
>A hallways with many doors proves all of them are unlocked as Jason and the humane seven dart and crisscross through all of them, some of them losing track of who's chasing who.
>Scooby-Doo Music starts playing.
>"I got him!" Declares RD as she gains on Jason, who leaps through another door into a dark room.
>He shuts it, but the lock won't click; Applejack kicks the door down anyway.
>"Hey! What's going on in here!" The Tech CEO kicks the covers around in his jammies after all the loud noises woke him up.
>"Is that who I think it is?" Gasps Rarity before Jason leaps over to the bed and accidentally kill him with the machete getting to the window behind the headboard.
>"Going somewhere?" Twilight rests on a palm tree log she's levitating.
>"FUCK!" Jason quickly dodges a sharp diamond edge Rarity swiped at him and crawls towards the door.
>Applejack grabs him and throws him through the bedroom wall into the next room, where he barely escapes back into the hallway like a rat in the kitchen light, with the humane seven hot on his tail.
>This scene would have happened again with the other politician in the other room having already gone to bed, but he already died of old age by now.
>"What do you mean Jason is HERE?!" The first CEO drops his jaw to the floor harder than the stock market in 1929 when Filthy Rich tells him what just happened. "He's supposed to be at Camp Everfree!"
>"I saw him, he- wait..." Filthy Rich's eyes widen as Ms. Harshwhinny finally lets go of his arm. "My daughter's there! How could you?!"
>"He's supposed to be making me money! I could pull your daughter out of that camp with one phone call right now if you want!"
>"But he's not THERE! He's HERE!" The CEO yells at his longtime friend.
>"Well why the fuck is he HERE?"
>"He's probably fed up with my shit. I knew this day was coming."
>"You mean PR didn't work?!"
>"I used lawsuits!"
>"THAT'S not going to sway Jason fucking Voorhees, you absolute moron!" Filthy Rich waves his arms around.
>"IT DID AT FIRST!"
>Meanwhile, the humane seven continue to scramble through doorway after doorway chasing Jason Voorhees who is running for his life as the Scooby-Doo music continues.
>"How do we get him out of here? He's too fed up with my bullshit to care about killing teens anymore!" The CEO watches the chase scene unfold as the humane seven have no idea what the context aside their own mission is.
>"Wait! That's it!" Filthy Rich snaps his fingers. "I know how to lure him back to Camp Everfree and still help you make your money we're gonna launder together later! Follow me!"
>The two men along with Ms. Harshwhinny take the private jet back home as the humane seven finally trap Jason in the basement and beat him to a pulp ten times harder than last time.
>---

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>More deals are made, more money is moved around, and Jason is quickly and arbitrarily brought back into existence for yet another go at killing campers, this time with another masked rival who can't be Michael Myers since his final movie ended.
>"Look at us! We're gonna make so much money off of this brand new movie!" Filthy Rich and the other CEO chime together wearing their bullshit on their sleeve, rubbing their hands together over the movie poster for "Leatherface versus Jason: The Saskatchewan Circle Saw Snafu Situation!".
>They travel all the way up to an empty field in the Canadian territory, far away from where Filthy Rich's daughter Diamond Tiara could be in harm's way.
>"Leatherface has a chainsaw and Jason only has a machete! Who's gonna win this one!" The two of them try their best to lure the latter up north with a bait debate about who would win in order to poke Jason's ego since he doesn't give a shit about lawsuits anymore.
>They make sure to attend the filming and personally oversee it, so Jason arrives on set in attempt to kill them.
>That's when they'll throw Leatherface in his way and start filming.
>That's at least... the general gist of what they're trying to do.
>All those dollar signs in their eyes made it hard to see far into the future.
>The only futures they know for sure is that of Dow Jones and such, that's their own special kind of way, their own philosophy.
>"Here he comes!" Filthy rich spots a speck in he sky, expecting it to be Jason flying on in to protect his reputation, not realizing that Jason just waned to be left alone and that they projected their own mindsets onto him.
>The speck in the sky turns out to be a massive glitter bomb, encased in a diamond crust that'll break on impact, directed by pigeons and pushed by a winged Rainbow Dash.
>Looks like Sunset arrives here even faster than down south in Montana.
>"YEEEEEHAW!" Applejack rides the bullshit destroyer like a mechanical bull, waving her hat around.
>Twilight levitates Applejack out of the way after the cowgirl gives the projectile a good strong extra kick, and all of the girls and pidgeons are safely out of harm's way when the explosion directly hits the filming site.
>Leatherface did not survive either, Jason was not present.
>That's the power of friendship and teamwork.
~
>Back at Camp Everfree, Diamond Tiara approaches Sweetie Belle and Applebloom.
>"Did... did your older sisters kill my dad?"
>"Looks like it." Responds Scootaloo. "Honestly, fuck him. I'm proud of our sisters." She makes sure it's clear that Rainbow Dash was included.
>The CMC ended up winning the canoe race the next day.
Fin.
https://ponepaste.org/11805
Now back to the regularly scheduled thread.

>>43102595
It’ll show up eventually

>>43100119
true
sadly, the guy asking was doing so from a fetish perspective, not the comedy one
>>43103146
good stuff, anon!

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>>43103585
No reason comedy and fetish cannot be in the same fic I would think

>>43103146
Hey Grey, I'm entering if you're going to continue this green: https://ponepaste.org/10141
It's really catching, I do really hope you continue it.

>>43103961
Wondering*

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>"What? Don't your surrogate mom, aunt and cousin become your sex maids on your birthdays?"

>>43103978
Well they certainly do now.

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>>43104509
Plap magnet

>>43098545
That would have been incredible

>>43103736
Poking her chubby cheeks

>>43104542
I want to play with her belly.

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>>43105185
With licks and smooches

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>>43103978
>"Next thing you'll tell me is that you don't have an everyday harem of curvy older women. I mean, there's no way that's possible, right?"

>>43105319
Being their little "helper" would be the dream

>>43103978
>>43105319
God I wish I was spike

>>43105960
Me too.

>>43096562
>>43098045
What if give to spend a day being nursed by her

>>43106544
I'd*

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New readings from the Shadowbolt Bookclub for this week!
Feel free to join us
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