There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mareTrue love means helping her achieve her dreamsOld thread: >>43035691Ongoing greens:Shape Your Home by PoneGreenhttps://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)https://ponepaste.org/10382 (Part 7)https://ponepaste.org/4466 (April Fools' interlude)Completed/on hiatus/ded greens:GET OUT OF MY HEAD by Anonymous>>40508352>Dreams to Dream by Stabbythesnowmanhttps://ponepaste.org/590https://ponepaste.org/4197 (part 2)https://ponepaste.org/5562 (part 3)A Wish Enough for Two by TakeItEasy (née YukkuriPaleHorse)https://ponepaste.org/8269The Recruiter (epilogue) by pentaponyhttps://ponepaste.org/4316Hallmark Dream-a by lmone6https://ponepaste.org/3004Stories by Pentaponyhttps://ponepaste.org/user/pentaponyCarl's Hardened Heart by Reggiesomethinghttps://ponepaste.org/1112"Fleetfooted" by SadBoyhttps://poneb.in/u/MLPSadBoyStories by Aftercasehttps://ponepaste.org/user/AftercaseStories by AnthonyC4https://ponepaste.org/user/AnthonyC4Stories by Horse Story Anonhttps://ponepaste.org/user/AppreciationprojectStories by YukkuriPalehorsehttps://poneb.in/u/YukkuriPalehorseRainbow Dash and the Ghosts of Hearts & Hooves Day by Lonesome Riderhttps://poneb.in/U2Jtfc59Stories by Trandhal: https://ponepaste.org/user/trandhalRocks out of the Quarry: https://poneb.in/aX2C686iStories by Tsar Anon: https://poneb.in/BnjZqwM3Stories by Angry Wino: https://poneb.in/u/AngryWinoStories by Crabs of Steam: https://poneb.in/u/Crabs_of_steamThe Broken Carousel (Part 1): https://ponepaste.org/1541(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 1): https://ponepaste.org/1543(Part 2): https://ponepaste.org/1542(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 2): https://ponepaste.org/1544This Heart That Fearshttps://poneb.in/0b7L24LnTsukumogamihttps://poneb.in/WPw3dNdPLow Self-Esteem AJhttps://poneb.in/x5FMfxc0All I want from Christmashttps://poneb.in/XHH5UPCNCouch Surfinghttps://poneb.in/82NscJdWUntitled, Dewdrop and Anon>>42969674Winter cuddling with AJhttps://ponepaste.org/11702A collection of misc. green since the 1st threadhttps://poneb.in/0JMPM6F8
First for best princess!
>>43097128everyone needs to find themselves a mare that looks at them with such affection
>>43097136That's the goal.
Thoughts on wild mares?
>>43097360moo
>>43097360Haven't watched it.
I love this mare
>>43097677She's a good horse.She might give you diabetes though.
>>43098074just consume apple cider vinegar
>>43098255Oof.
>>43094735>foreboding roomI should really stop referencing popculture things because you never get any of them.>Fully fledged pony in this contextAnother opportunity to twist his request! Just make him watch from the eyes of a pony from birth. The pony is a regular one with a fully fledged brain. Make him not being able to do anything but watch for the full lifetime of the pony. He did not say he wants to control it.>Is Discord is in control of Anon's proxy now?By this I meant something like preventing Anon from leaving. Or "simulating" what would Anon experience when he leaves, effectively keeping him a prisoner for some time. But on the other hand letting Anon out just enough to reconnect with the proxy and hijack it.
Could you calm her wild nature?
>>43098970only if she wants me to
>>43098970Nah. I'm a troll from a family of trolls. It's not in my nature to calm things down.
>>43099050That's almost certain. Turning Nirik isn't seen as a good thing in their society.
>>43099412true
>>43099829This Anon skipped leg day.
>>43098970I don't want to. I love warmth.
>>43100048and a savage kirinfu?
>>43100389NTA, but I guess some like it wild.
>>43100418>Just putting the ring onKek.
>>43097677
>>43098636>you never get any of them.Well, I'm admittedly not exactly well-versed in this sphere. Apart from older classics and some niche stuff, I'm pretty much out of the loop. Especially when it comes to recent content. I think I didn't keep track of anything that was released in the last ten years or so, except for pony and a small selection of games. Which reference did I miss this time?>Another opportunity to twist his request!>He did not say he wants to control it.I've got to admit that this is an option which I haven't considered. It would be one hell of a way to give Discord what he asked for without giving him what he actually wanted. And I'm sure Discord would at least respect that turnaround for the sake of the craft itself, even when it would absolutely tick him off.>By this I meant something like preventing Anon from leaving.Discord has no control over Anon or his actions, and his influence does not reach Anon's proxy or any other external component. He only has full creative control over his isolated pocket within the system, meaning that he can set the stage and determine how "reality" manifests itself for others in his personal instance of the simulation. As such, Anon has no direct influence on the scenery itself, but he retains the ability to come and go as he pleases. So when he finally decided to depart, Discord had no means to stop him. He could only pick how this departure is represented in his world. So he chose to see Anon getting flushed out as a farewell trick. He could have also chosen to let Anon explode in a cloud of confetti or watch him phase out like a ghost. The end result would've been the same.
Have some edge.
>>43102210I love my edgy wife!
>>43102234>Nightmare Moon>Full>Full moonI see what you did there.
>>43101679>Which reference did I miss this time?Don't worry about it.
>>43102234Luna isn't edgy. She's just attention starved.
>>43103361she's both
>>43103964The smartest blanket in the world.And a dominant one too.
>>43104200
>>43104378Lewd.
>>43104636Marble is hard to approach.She'd try to hide all the time.
Mare.
>>43105590My wife!
>>43105618Cute wife. Keep her close, Anon. She needs a lot of affection.
>>43104200I wouldn't mind a weighted mare blanket.
>>43105881me too
>>43104378Is it more common for anon's green to be a mask, or just his skin tone?
>>43106097mask is rarer
>>43106226Much rarer, even. I think only a handful of people have used the idea of a mask.
>>43106507Boy, he's going to overstimulate her brains out.
>>43105618
>>43106791>Blush on purpleCute.
>>43106876That's my baby in that belly!
Here’s one of my favorite anon x pony dubshttps://youtu.be/U9ltvmgPFKs?si=vrOu-eU70gK9TJTr
>>43107346It suits her.
>>43107871Tactical Pegasus glomp deployed.
>>43105239that's how anon met herthey were both trying to hide and accidentally picked the same place
>>43108403>accidentallyI wouldn't be surprised if this little accident was somehow orchestrated by everyone's favorite pink alicorn.
>>43108548my money would have been on the pink party pony
>>43108548>>43108632maybe they worked together
Mare with taste.
>>43108842That's a nice thought too.
>>43109698Took me a moment soo that this is a puppet or plushie.
>>43110111dashie smooches her plushies of (You)
Remember to hug your mare.
>>43110182Couldn't do that in public. She'd blush so hard that she could melt.
>>43109089
>>43110891Do you think Trixie would mellow a little when she finds her loved one, or would she remain as boastful as always?
Rare crystal mare.
>>43111165I think having a special somepony would encourage her to be even more boistrous, because she'd want to impress them more than she's ever wanted to impress anypony before.
>>43111723This could be fun.Or a mess.
More purple nerd mare.
>>43112380>when you get her a piece of human tech she wanted for "study"
>>43112453>Full game downloadThat won't work in Equestria.They have no internet.
>>43112804You just gotta download it here before giving it to her. I'm sure she'd understand.
who is Anonymous ?And what do they know.
>>43112904 shes so damn prettyyyyyyy
>>43112904>>43113154>welost
*ahem*mare is for care
>>43110182>>43112904Someday, anons. Someday.
After extensive firsthand experience in a high-friction domestic operating environment, I’ve made the executive decision to exit a persistently negative, feedback-heavy household ecosystem.This transition follows ongoing performance misalignment around core KPIs like “cleaning the house” and a series of highly questionable long-term R&D decisions that, frankly, yielded some unexpected outcomes in the next generation pipeline.Effective immediately, I’ll be sunsetting my current identity stack and pivoting into a more agile, forest-based lifestyle model with a new partner, Lemonhearts. She operates outside traditional employment structures and appears to have solved passive income in ways I won’t be auditing too closely.Big believer that when an environment stops scaling with you, it’s time to disrupt it completely.Onward :rocketship:
>>43113753>tfw reaching new, yet to be explored strategic depths with your businessmare waifu
>>43113780jej
>>43113160what's the matter anon?
>>43113780> impactful deliveriesDozen of them
>>43114309>impactful deliveriesThe best long term investments you'll ever make.
>dead imagedump thread
>>43114645Why don't you breathe some life and oc into it?
>>43114645Looking forward to your contribution.
>living imageboard thread
>undead imageboard thread
>>43115572would an undead mare
>>43115719same!
>>43115719The necromancer herself isn't undead.>>43115783This is disturbing though.
I'm thinking Appul.
>>43115719
>>43115955still would an undead mare
>>43116598Extra lanky.Almost a little too lanky. She's close to going giraffe.
>>43116803What about medium lanky?
Perfection.
>>43116909It's the best mix.
>>43117663>Can't signA hoofprint is enough.If we're talking about adult Snowdrop, that is.
>>43117815Sorry, chud, but Snowdrop is taken already!
