Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below)This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now,Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've seen, declare who the best pony is, describe what you've dreamt last night, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related.All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either.Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater.However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral or legal arguments, they never go anywhere.Previous >>43114374
>>43149811Jumbo Don
>>43149811fillies
>>43149818Jumbo Don? What are you doing in the Realm of Darkness?
>>43149830he is meeting the mare of darkness for some tea and crumpets
I'm going to trim Twilight's fetlocks.
Drawing ponies is more complicated than I thought
>>43149996This.
>>43149996They sure can be!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=havhaDYh0Sc
>>43150125If I make it to Equestria I'm gonna be buddies with Braeburn and neither of us will be gay at all.
>>43150196He's kind of cute, y'know...
>>43150232There are many cute straight boys out there and Braeburn is one of them! Unless he turns out to be gay, then I'll respect him fully.
pinkie = fluttershy > twilight > AJ >>> RD >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rarity
>>43150301your mom >>>>>>>. pinkie = fluttershy > twilight > AJ >>> RD >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rarityftfy
>>43150302imagine if pinkie was your mom
>>43150306I'd feel awful for her. Imagine finding out your kid's a fucking 4channer.
>>43150313She's not the judgemental type is she? She'd probably just see the website as a bunch of new friends to make.
>>43150340Nonny, if she looked at this site she'd immediately want to make sure nopony has anything to do with it.
>>43150352it's not that bad, the normal anons are pretty nice.
>>43150313Better to be a fucking 4channer than to be fucking a 4channer I always say.
>>43150361>"So... they don't actually want to... do that to ponies, right?">No no, >rape is just a dumb injoke, it's not a statement of intent.>"So the filly posts are also injokes, right?">Well...>"Anon, please tell me they're injokes! Pretty please! I need this!">Weeell...
>>43150369well how do you think she made anon?
>>43150422She promised me humans and ponies weren't compatible, it's my fault.
>>43150375i'd like to think that fillyfags, if presented with an actual filly, would be able to hold back for the filly's sake. i don't know if it's true or not, but one can hope.
>>43150340Pinkie is extremely judgemental when judgement must be cast. She's not "judgemental" in the way millennials use it to mean strict/asshole/outspoken, but when she sees some bullshit she calls it bullshit, like when they visited Starlight's town.And seeing the shit going on here she'd consider swathes of this place an affront to friendship. Not all of it, but enough.
It'd be funny if Discord or one of the princesses just casually told AJ that the great seedling does exist but there's no way to catch him because he only lets himself get caught by poor small farmers and her greedy family should be satisfied with the giant ass farm they already have.
>>43150433It is for some but definitely not most.
>>43150435>Not all of it, but enough.You'd have to have a very long, very uncomfortable conversation to get anypony to accept that you're not a weirdo for spending your free time being around deeply distasteful people.
>>43150375>>43150433>>43150435these posts in combination raise an interesting question: what would pinkie pie think about a pedophilic pony who hasn't actually touched any foals yet?would she give them the benefit of the dount and treat them the same as any other pony? or would she figure "better safe than sorry" and make sure everypony else also knows, and try to keep them away from foals at all costs?
>>43150445Tbf, I don't hang out in those threads, so I'm not spending time with distasteful people. They're more like weird neighbors in the same building rather than people I'm actually acquaint with.
>>43150451I think that ponies wouldn't take that idea well, Pinkie included. The standard would probably be closer to the latter but probably not 'at all costs', I don't think they'd outright punish or imprison someone just for having such desires but regular checkups and a decent bit of social discomfort would be almost certain.
>>43150462>>43150451I feel a little bad at that desu. In that scenario, it just kinda sounds like being born a drug addict. Like imagine if you never had to take heroin to be addicted to it, and you could just be born a heroin junkie. Shit would fucking suck.
>>43150451>>43150462Equestrian society is near perfect because they would execute faggots like that in secret.
>>43150474i'm pretty sure that actually can happen with several drugs if your mom takes them while pregnant with you. it doesn't kick in until you use the drugs yourself, but as soon as you start, it's like you've been doing it for years.
>>43150474It does suck, but I mean, it's safe to assume that their world doesn't have pedophilia so it's a non-issue unless one of you ends up there.
"mlptwt" is picking fights again
>>43150645Imagine caring what retards on twitter are doing.
>>43150645I am deeply thankful that I only ever see the art on there, no ponyposter has anything worth reading.
>>43150645>IWTCISRDwhat does S stand for? Sexy?
>>43150732That's what I wanted to know the last time someone posted that image. Sadly nobody knows.Presumably the person who made the image had a brainfart and went 'in side' instead of inside, but it's funnier to pretend like I have no idea.
>>43150732>what does S stand for?Super
Dragons are pony world mexicans: Originally they were trying to make Spike's catchphrase "Holy Guacamole" and he really loved mustaches, also ponies are afraid of dragons as if they're cartel groups, to the point they have barely any info about them. The only reason it wasn't made more blatant by Lauren In-your-face Faust was probably a mix of her not wanting to make Spike, the closest thing to a male main character AND a legacy character to fall into the stock minority niche and/or Hasbro realizing that, unlike Zecora, who rarely shows up, that would be too much stereotype to handle.
>>43150736LIVE AND LEARNHANGIN' ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW
>>43150753>and he really loved mustachesHe thought it would make him more mature so that Rarity would be into him. I respect the play but it's a big stretch.
I feel like real Lee can do the funniest thing ever by posting something pro-MLPsoiteens larping as him yesterday on /co/ were really fucking pathetic, I feel like something as minor as "I like Rainbow Dash" might just break them
>>43150422i am a very cute earth pony and pinkie pie was just shaking her booty infront of me, I just had to >rape!!!
>>43151041You fool! two ponies could never make a human.
>>43151104>he doesn't know
>>43151104>You fool! two ponies could never make a human.one anon is writing a green about this *right now* in /aie/ lol
>>43151104You see, when a anonstallion and a anonmare have sex and a anonsperm impregnates the anonegg, a anon pops out and depending on what he wants to be that will be the species of the anonfoal/anonbaby, etc.
>>43150451i'd like to think that going to Equestria would burn away any parts of you that are incompatible. or, the universe conspires in such a way that through a series of events you learn your lesson and conveniently the desire is also atomised after said lesson. but i assume you have to WANT to get better or u might just be slotted into the 'villain who gets stoned' or 'trixie' sort of archetype. You can practice now by not jerking off to foals!
Giantess pinkie pie makes me cum. Please send help before she accidentally eats me
>>43151370Sorry you're the only one sent to Macroquestria. We can't help you, good luck!
>>43151480you guys don't actually find this hot, do you?
>>43151655I sure don't, but I'm a teat hater.
>>43151655>Anon, are you GAY?!
>>43151659They look like a ballsack. It'd be gay to like teats.
>>43151665
>>43151370I hate this image
>>43152066That's a normal reaction.
You know what would be crazy? If like, people would stop replying to ragebait so the board can be a bit better. Ahh, a pipedream.
>>43152254Can we go back to calling it trolling rather than ragebait?
>>43152258if its not deleted by the janitor then it's not "trolling" so ragebait it is
>>43152254But without ragebait the board would only be>10>image already posted 1234 times to bump>UNF>Nice!>cute
>43152262
>>43152261I just don't like dumb zoomer terms, that's all.
>>43152267skill issue
>>43152269I am happy to lack that skill.
I saw some real ponies today and I liked their manes but it made me sad that the good ponies aren't real
>>43152414Well, maybe someday you'll get to meet Equestrian ponies. Probably not, but maybe.
>>43150481Why "in secret"? I can understand wanting to kill people for qualities that harm nobody, but this clarification seems out of nowhere.
>>43152425Well, if Equestria had public executions he would presumably find it less appealing as a place to live.
>>43150435>This guardsmare is not "trigger-happy" in the way millennials use it to mean inclined to shoot things indiscriminately, but when she sees something that deserves to be shot, she shoots it>This anon is not "a rape aficionado" in the way millennials use it to mean inclined to rape things indiscriminately, but when he encounters something that should be raped, he rapes it>This particle is not "unstable" in the way millennials use it to mean inclined to decay rapidly, but when its time comes, it decaysI'm not sure if it's a weird trolling scheme or an actually dangerous language-erasing glowie psyop.
>>43152425most ponies find the idea of executing ponies for things beyond their control in poor taste, so the government does it in secret as to not upset the masses.
>>43152263What did you just say to me
>>43152446I'd assume the anon just didn't want to call Pinkie judgemental because that's generally considered a negative trait.
>>43152453>>43152449And who's going to rebuild public services from scratch when the truth comes out and their society implodes? Not me, that's for sure.
>>43152470 flim & flam
>>43152470>everyone judges twilight for fucking up equestria>she actually forced celestia and luna to retire because they arbitrarily executed anypony deemed non-harmonious for centuries
>>43152446>>43152463False equivalence is not an intelligent argument.People now use "judgemental" and "intolerant" interchangeably and incorrectly. Pinkie is judgemental, she is not intolerant. Has fuck all to do with rape and it's bizarre to randomly bring that into it to try to win an argument.
>>43152481It sounds more like how somebody like Rarity would act in this situation: decorum over data, and then shit falls apart anyway but history books are filled with lies and future generations are robbed of their capacity for making informed decisions forever. Twilight would hold a public trial instead.
>>43152507Twilight's ruling of Equestria falling apart is unrelated to her forcing Celestia and Luna out of government and allowing minor harmony issues to persist, she just didn't have the experience necessary to rule and successive crises led to the end of Equestria.
>>43152482>judgemental1. (isn't used to describe people, but rather processes and such) Related to judgement.2. (used to describe people, negatively connoted) Prone to judging excessively, unnecessarily, imprudently.>intolerant1. (general, neutral or positive, usually has a clarification like "to bullshit" tacked on unless it's clear from the context) Having a strong negative reaction to smth, or, doubly negatively, not letting certain reaction-inhibiting influences or considerations inhibit a strong negative reaction to smth.2. (specific, negatively connoted except when used by people who aim to erode this nuance of the language for one reason or another) Prone to letting ingroup-outgroup brain firmware override some other considerations.Pinkie is none of it, I think? Maybe intolerant (1) to skipping welcome parties.>Has fuck all to do with rape and it's bizarreThe word I used to illustrate the suspicious blindness to the concept of connotation in this case was "aficionado".
>>43152457Eee-nope.
NO FREAKING WAY THEY MADE THE ANON BELOW ME INTO A PONY
I have sex with mares every day.
I'm not doing well guys. In case anyone was wondering
>>43152975Same, just had a big argument with the parentals because they're incapable of communicating like rational adults. What're you in for?
>>43152988My brain is slowly stopping working. And I'm in pain all day every day. I might have early onset dementia.
>>43152990We can't lose you!!
>>43152990And have you seen anyone about this?
>>43152988>>43152990Haha! Lol!
>>43153012Lyra, don't laugh! That's mean!
>>43153015Fuck you
>>43153020Okay, c'mere Lyra, gonna stretch out that ponut
>>43152992Thank you Sweetieking. I love you. I'll miss you, if I'm still capable of it.>>43153002Yeah and they do no shit. People keep asking me that. I don't know what I'm expected to do. There's only one fucking doctor in the area.
>>43153104Are you in the Himalayas or something? What goat herder monk sanctuary do you live in that only has one doctor in an accessible radius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI_lrwQiuCMi want to hear a pony sing this
>>43153288Chill out, he just forgot where the other doctors are
>>43153096The average anon upon making it to Equestria:
>>43153096this but marepussy when I go to equestria as a unicorn green stallion ^:)
>>43153347
>>43153445but enough about you >:)
>>43153288I'm not going to dox myself...
>>43154052I get it, because that anon will be green in Equestria! You're a genius!
>>43154063No, he won't be going as his ticket to equestria is already revoked and ripped.
>>43154068I choose to believe that everyone will get a chance, though some will be more successful than others.
Why is every fag who wants to be a pony some sad, mentally ill whiny faggot? They aren't even mentally ill in the cool way either. Can't some of you just be regular faggots, at least then someone will appreciate my threats of rape.
>>43154227At least some of them would happily be raped by you, I dunno what you're on about.
>>43154227>why is everyone who wants a completely different life right down to their species and entire world unhappy?HMMMM I WONDER
>>43154227what is the cool way of mental illness?
>>43154273A Kurt Cobain-type, probably.
>sees a potentially good thread>devolves into image posting onlyWhy are threads like this
>>43154308The average anon doesn't actually want to put in the effort to contribute to a topic but they like it so they just post semi-relevant images and hope something good comes out of it.Also some of it is just genuine spam.
I opened a can of herring in tomato sauce and it splattered on my shirt, then when I changed shirt and rinsed it in the sink it defied physics to splatter some droplets on my other shirtPony for this feel?
>>43154359You truly don't know what went wrong.
>>43154227>mentally ill whiny faggot?Holy projection batman, it's only the HiEfags that are like that because they always have a breakdown crying with tantrums because someone mentioned they prefer to be a pony. Get a life.
>>43154359>something that wants to hug you and doesn't quit no matter whatI think changelings. Or yandere zombies, but changelings smell better.
>>43154367Untrue, I'm an HiEfag and I have no problems with people wanting to be ponies. Now take a deep breath and stop getting into the same argument for months on end.
>>43154308>sees a potentially good threadYeah and I saw an alien 5 minutes ago. Get real dude.
>>43154382To be fair all threads could be potentially good! Even the worst thread could pull out a late recovery and become fun.
>>43154392>To be fair all threads could be potentially good!Frog threads and wojak threads say otherwise.>Even the worst thread could pull out a late recovery and become fun.No.
>>43154398The frog spammer has occasionally led to threads that were fun to read. Nothing great but passable. I agree that a good foundation has higher odds of being a good thread but anons can make a bad thread into a good one.>No./tg/ proved otherwise, long ago! I choose to believe that magic is always in the air, even if it's hard to find nowadays.
>>43154403>passableIf we're setting the standards that low, then every shit thread could be considered passable after huffing enough gasoline.>/tg/Was never good.
How does pony courtship work?
>>43154427Pony courtship is music based
>>43154427there was a whole episode about it
>>43154430I agree with this
>>43154427Shared adventures. Imagine if instead of what happened in the movie Tempest fell in love with (you), and then you returned to Equestria and killed the star beast that harmed her together, and then you two ate it drenched in its blood. That's courtship alright.
>>43154273Schizophrenia that aids in your art or that turns out to be right. Alternatively, anything that makes you seem eccentric or not a normalfag in a positive way.>>43154271yes yes, I know they all hate themselves because they're retarded. >>43154367Your ilk started the obnoxious trolling and seething albiet.
>>43154480Holy projection, batman. You started the trolling and seething first. This reply chain started you seething and being butthurt at the mention of someone wanting to be a pony and you cry up some bullshit up as you usually do.
>>43154500please stop saying that, you sound incredibly corny (I don't feel like calling anything reddit twice today). Saying "no u" ain't really an argument, you did that one already. stop replying to me before I rape you.
>>43154561We already know you're south asian, no need to announce it.
>>43154561He's right and you outed yourself as a sharttranny with the "albiet".
>>43154561>>43154567>>43154594You three gonna fuck soon? I'm getting real bored over here.
>>43154596ok *rapes u*
>>43154596Anons don't kiss eachother often enough. It'd solve so many problems.
This one really got me so I'm posting it here. I don't think the PQ fella comes to the board anymore but if he does, well done.
>all these faggots coming out of the woodworkThis has got to be zoomers fault some how.
>>43154643There's no way there's gay people on my board. I don't buy it.
Gays don't exist, it's a psyop to distract you from the gays
>>43154649I've heard rumors that there's... gay ponies. Is this true? Could such a thing be possible or are people just trying to scare me?
>>43154656Anon, I...
>>43154688Don't scare me too!
>>43154308slideschizo "hijacks" failed prompt threads by turning them into imagedumpsI'm more butthurt by the fact that he doesn't even try to bump with relevant images, just with whoever the fuck is used in the OP
>>43154976>poopdickschizoHi, proxyschizo.
>>43154656Did you know there are... GAY ANONS?!yes, scary.but instead of mares... its stallions and another anons?
>>43154988>can't even use "that" because it lost hard to team4chan
>>43155000>Proxyschizo posting his own archived threadsYou're a joke proxyschizo
Imagine a pillow stuffed with alicorn feathersEthically gathered of course, only volunteered feathers taken at medically safe intervals
>>43155118this but your mom
>>43155118What's the point? Would it have any magical properties?
>>43155142Blessed sleeps with maximum comf
>>43155120lol?
>>43155146It sounds to me like I can get the same results with regular pegasi feathers, then. There are tons of this stuff in Cloudsdale garbage. Anybody can just come and take as much as he needs for free (or for the price of a can of beer for the pegajanitor, depending on whose shift it is).
>>43155156Yeah but they don't smell like moonlight
>>43155169Calm down.
>>43155118what alicorn would you take from though?
>>43155632Depends on what magical effect you're looking for.>celestia's pillow makes sure you always wake up on time and will always be the right temperature for you>luna's gives you amazing dreams and prevents insomnia>cadance's will bring you closer to whoever you share your bed with and you'll always have amazing orgasms>twilight's will help you brainstorm late at night and makes you read faster
>>43155632myself ^:)
>>43153304dude exactly! Imagine traveling to the equestrian steppe and the mares all gather around you to share their meals and their gossip in exchange for news of the world and trinkets, and then the wine (or kumis) starts flowing and they offer to sing to you, voices echoing over the grasslands and off the mountains above...https://youtu.be/SSqFSgPzchU
What should I do to try and revitalize this board and this part of the fandom specifically? There's a lot of potential and unexplored ideas here but I feel like I'd have to do everything myself.
>>43155755by revitalizing my nuts
>>43155755Throw your weight behind community projects to bolster them and make them shine; or if you're able to, it's even better to run your own community projects. The beating heart of our board and probably any good fandom in general is the economy of passion, or the creative economy. Any time you actually put in the energy to make something, you have a hundred ways to put it in front of the people who want to see it - con panels, antithologies, pony music collections like P@D, and so on. A lot of projects find success even with minimal advertisement, like Vul, BGM, and ourguy Unimaginable Consequences. More channels for this - with support from the community, other people willing to put their weight behind you because they're excited - is possibly the best thing you can do. Yeah unfortunately for the introverted, networking, being part of the community, is essential for calling on the community's resources and making something for the health of the community.You are going to have to do a lot of work yourself. But if you're part of the creative community, people will see you working hard and that will inspire them to work hard. That's the whole point - you can't do this without hard work, there isn't a cheat code. And the only true motivation to work is if you have real passion for the community. When that passion overflows it sparks other people's passions. Hence, the economy of passion.
Another thing that helps on the small scale is simply engaging in long form and good faith. Don't be a parasprite, be the reason people like to come to this board. Absolutely no flamewar participation.
>>43155840>Absolutely no flamewar participation.Always thought it was retarded that only /v/ has a rule against flamewars but /mlp/ doesn't even though the mods/janitor who moderate this board well know that flamewars are somewhat a common occurrence on this board. (not like it matters on /v/ because I never see anyone get banned for flamewaring on /v/)
>>43155652>>twilight's will help you brainstorm late at night and makes you read fasterhow about Mendeleev effect?
the anon below me is gay for braeburn
the anon above me stole Will's breffmints
>>43155755>What should I do to try and revitalize this board and this part of the fandom specifically?Buy 4chan and make radical changes that favor the users.
The anon below me wants to hold Applejack's hoof. I'm gonna hold her hoof first.
>>43154612The appul horse has high persuasion skills. Nice comic.
the anon below me is going to get a horsecock up his ass
OH TRIXIEEEE
>>43156008That's funny, I was posting the reply without having seen your post yet. ur a wizard, nonny.Had to wait with posting now to protect my butt. Thanks, Trixiefag.
>>43156011There's quite a few anons who would be happy to be a geldling though. Of course I doubt Applejack would actually do that, she's just trying to remind anon that she could.
the anon below me is a dog
hiii everypony!! ^-^ i'm new to this forum pls be nice
>>43156033Congrats!
Neighsay is such an absolute fucking dumbass. Twilight's school is essentially a school for politics (especially international ones) and history with approval from not only the princesses, but also the (de facto) leaders of five other nations. By cutting ties with it he only lost what control he could have over it and by insulting said leaders AND their entire species MULTIPLE times, he ensured that anyone interested in those fields would have to choose it over his schools.
>>43156167Villains in the Ponyverse are not very smart. They pretty much always lose because they're stupid idiots rather than because the heroes did something impressive.
>>43156167Neighsay was 100% right about creatures.
>>43156060>"Do you want to be a gelding?">"Mmmm, are you offering?">"...Y'all need help, Anon.">"I swear that colt ain't right..."
>>43155755>What should I do to try and revitalize this board and this part of the fandom specifically? There's a lot of potential and unexplored ideas here but I feel like I'd have to do everything myself.smoke weed
>>43156196You could get away with a lot of things by being a total weirdo, but as a result nopony would want anything to do with you. The ideal zone is being moderately obnoxious but ponies still feeling obligated to interact with you.
The anon below me is a pony
>>43156265hi ur a pony nao!!!
wtf are you guys talking about?
>>43149811>
>>43156282What's on our minds, obviously.
>>43156277why is her face so round?
>>43156355She is a pudge.
>>43156361pudgypooch
>>43156167The thing is if he wasn't a complete retard he would have won easily. He nearly fucking won despite being mentally handicapped and the heavens themselves operating against him. That's just how right he was, fundamentally.
>>43156078Welcome to the pony board my nigga, happy to have ya
>>43156170Tirek was smart but lost to a random macguffin.
>>43156826look at the post right above that one nonny
the anon below me doesn't exist
>>43156876Bring in on, bitch. I defy nothingness.
>>43156876Oh fuck I don't wanna not exist. But I guess someone has to be the next post...
I feel like I shouldn't be too attached to the Wikipedia pony. But I can't help it, she's too cute
>>43156880Anon are you delusional
What's the best way to monetize fan games these days without worrying about the jew coming after you?
>>43157086Promoting it in fandom spaces while being very vague about the true nature of the gameMake it all pass as OC and then share a mod that reverts the art to the copyrighted characters
>>43157086Don'tIf you absolutely MUST, you can't use canon characters if you're being directly paid for the project. If it's donations and shit then you can get away with a lot but you're still a fag for monetising it
>>43157013this but your mom
>>43157094That might be the way to do it, although it would double the art workload for sure.
I had a dream a nightmare really that was kinda like Banned From Equestria except if it were multiplayer and I was a donkey creature looking kinda like Baba Looey here but without the hat. I felt so crestfallen because in this dream I ended up in Equestria with other anons but I drew the short stick and was a fucking donkey not a pony nor a griffin nah a fucking donkey. The other anons laughed at me and called me slurs. I tried making a mule but the ponies would reject me too. The other anons all buff stallions and griffons and a fucking dragon with full harem of ponies were shitting all over me. I also walked on my hind legs because that's what I'm used to in real life so that was the logic my dream worked under hence pic rel. I was so dead set on getting one of the mane six to date me I didn't clock onto the fact that Ponyvile made no sense. The ponies would talk in the background but it was like garbled mess and places and shops would be copy-pasted everywhere and there was no sense of direction and yet magically I would end up where I wanted to be somehow. I just had a home for seemingly no reason or context. It's a dream and in my dreams I tend to ignore theses types of things until a certain point. Anyways I'll just tell you ending. I tried dating Fluttershy as the other ponies were either already taken by another anon or shat all over me. So we're having a tea party and I compliment her for being so kind and she giggles at me telling me that's literally her Element of Harmony but that she could understand why an animal like me wouldn't catch onto that. I ask for a kiss and she gets all wide eyed telling me she's really into beastiality. At this point I'm kinda just exhausted and the animals in the cottage kept shifting and sorta teleporting around making my head hurt so I go to leave. She calls out to me and turn around to face her. She says "I'm sorry." Without her mouth moving and then she closes her eyes. I feel a kiss despite me being at the door while she's still at the table. That's when I woke up feeling a strong sense of disappointment.
>>43154227Isn't it obvious; they're seriously dissatisfied with their human form and so they think their life will be better as a pony, it's a valid cope.>>43153304This is yak behaviour
>>43154227I, for one, would like to keep my human form so I can hold my favorite mare like a cat.
>>43154227im raping this anon for being a mentally ill seething faggot
>>43149811I'm not writing what's on my mind.
>>43157449bro why
>>43157450I'm just like... not interested.
>>43157453gay
>>43157456Yes, we know what you are.
>>43157592Who is this dyke lawyer pony?
>>43157595>sonata>dyke
stop giving that retard attention.
On my mind:The realization that most people who consume art are not artists themselves, and therefore lack the eye to appreciate it. It seems like most people cannot appreciate art beyond simple escapism or the dopamine that "sexy thing" or "cute thing" or "pretty thing" gives them, and not a single thought is given beyond that. Kind of explains why so much slop gets pushed to the top, and it's depressing.
What if you suddenly went into a coma, lived a life in equestria with a clean slate, from birth, getting married and having many beautiful foals, living a peaceful, decades long life. Then one day you're chatting with your spouse and young ones at the dinner table, and *poof*, you're in the hospital surrounded by bipedal creatures with teary eyes calling you familiar names. Do memories of humanity previously overshadowed by your equine life immediately flood back out, or do you recall bit by bit, startled by the sudden change in your physique and absence of your horse family? And when reality fully sets in that you're a human on Earth, do you accept your life in equestria as merely a delusion of a comatose mind and move on with your life here or would you desperately want to go back, going as far as trying to induce another coma?
>>43157891>And when reality fully sets in that you're a human on Earth, do you accept your life in equestria as merely a delusion of a comatose mind and move onFuck that. I reject my humanity, JoJo!
>>43157845We need to bring art literacy back.
>>43157903I don't think it's ever been a thing. The masses have always been ignorant, and the artists have always been starving.
>>43157907Maybe. It is quite ironic how despite media being the most easily accesible than it has ever been, media literacy does not seem to have risen. Contrary, sentiments à la 'it's not that deep' and 'the curtains are just blue, bro' are more prominent than ever.
>>43157891probably be admitted to an insane asylum because I can't stop schizophrenically talking about a different dimension with colorful magical talking horses and that I keep insisting that it's real but no one will believe me
>>43157891I've gotta be dreamingI've gotta be dreamingPLEASE DON'T WAKE ME UUUUP!
>>>/vip/139851very important pony
>>43157934>Contrary, sentiments à la 'it's not that deep' and 'the curtains are just blue, bro' are more prominent than ever.We're in a very anti-intellectual moment which makes sense given that we're exiting the era where education was promoted for education's sake and returning to the concept of education purely for the purposes of economic productivity. It's possible this trend will be reversed but it will require mass struggle, as the rise of the 20th century education system required in the first place.
>>43157891Expedition 33 if she real
>>43157961>(Dead)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su51Ev5JKm4
>>43149811
what pony is the most likely to roll with having an intelligent ape in society? I feel like a rather small number of ponies would be able to be between "to speciest to consider humans equal to ponies" and Fluttershy
>>43158916>to speciesttoo speciest
>>43158916Maud's decisionmaking process would be based on whether or not you care about rocks so she's probably the least prone to species discrimination.
>>43158916>what pony is the most likely to roll with having an retarded faggot in society?I don't know, go ask Braeburn to be a bottom.
>>43158923>>what pony is the most likely to roll with having an retarded faggot in society?
>>43158916Depends what you mean by "roll with". I imagine most would be overall neutral to it.
>>43158916Cheerilee.
the anon below me is jewish
oy vey >>43158942We're talking about a big monkey that eats meat, most would probably have a problem with that>>43158944desperate virgins are Fluttershys
>>43158944That'd be Big Macintosh.
>>43158949Can you give me the list of desperate virgins so I can answer?
>>43158954the list only has "Your Mom" in it.
>>43158957Wait... anon I'm not sure that one works.
>>43158965Incest is Wincest, Anon. Go get your mom, tiger!
>>43158957M-My mother is Fluttershy? Or is she Cheerilee? I'm confused.
>>43158967Anon's mom is supposed to be a whore, not a virgin! Is there no sense in this world!?
>>43158949>a big monkey that eats meat, most would probably have a problem with thatWell at least of the mane 6, I'm pretty sure AJ and Rarity would be cool with it. They already have carnivore pets, watching something eat meat is already something they'd be used to. Twilight maybe too, since she has an owl.Basically any pony that already own a dog or cat would reasonably be chill with the whole meat eating thing.
>>43158916ehh i'll go as a pony in Equestria so they all shouldn't care. maybe Lyra would if she found out about my history but she'll just be seen as a schizo like screwloose
>>43158989No. I am going to happily feed my pet maggot my shit, but if a sentient alien species comes to my house and demands that I shit on his plate for dinner, it will be different and weird. THESE ARE NOT THE SAME THING. Ponies will kill you for eating meat and then feed it to their pets.
this fandom has so many writefags,this fandom has so many animatorfags,this fandom has so many musicfags,this fandom has some actingfags,but for some reason we are not making a horse cartoon to surpass MLP gear...even tho Friendship Is Tragic is a thing.
>>43159016and you're a megafag
SUBSCRIBE TO TWILIGHTUNSUBSCRIBE FROM JUDY HOPPSIt's time to port everything exclusive to pony boorus to e6
>43159018stop posting
>>43158020holy shit, what an ancient legend. don't mind me yoinkin it...also, I found the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz-O8XmpuoI
>>43159018that's dangerously close wtf happened
>>43159114Zootopia 2
>>43149811I was sleeping today and I had such a interesting idea for a pony game. I wrote it down on notepad as I woke up so record as much as I could can before I could forget some things (which I did sadly) and now I'm thinking of making it reality.
>>43159016For some reason so many ideas and art isn't realized at all. Especially over the course of a decade, obvious things that should exist just don't for some reason.
>>43159251It doesn't exist for a simple reason:'Creators' don't want to be known for having a pony past, why do you think even long-time fandom musicians and creators deleted or nuked their stuff entirely?Can't afford to have anything tied to this autistic adult fandumb come back to you.
>>43159261create an alternative online persona specific to this fandom and don't tell anyone. problem solved.
>>43159016>>43159017>>43159251why are you guys the largest knuckle dragging newfag niggers out there?double rainboom already exists, Zach's gonna make it to Equestria. He also gave the gem that is his puppet animation tutorial series, there's nothing more informative then that when it comes to flash animation, RubberOnion's book and examples is good, but ponies make everything 10x better, and Zach has a talent for teaching things. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26BQ0HNtDmI
>>43149811>describe what you've dreamt last nightI had this dream where Spartacus from pic related was leading a rebellion against Celestia's Roman legions in my home village.What does it mean?
>>43159166Details.
Is there a Latin dub of G4? And I don't mean Spanish.
>>43159703>dubit's subs or nothing
>>43159541I meant a proper cartoon series, not a one-off. I even mentioned a fanmade grimdark tragedy spin-off series by name. but I guess you're too retarded to understand that. the fact you mixed up "then" and "than" is further proof.
>>43159541im not referring to that specifically, I mean more general obvious shit that should have more than a singular piece of art dedicated to it.
Anon is staying in the catalog
>mlpgDoes anyone really care about this general?
>>43159850Newfags treat it like a help desk which is always funny.
>>43159851This thread is arguably the ideal newfag help desk, if not for all the people being very mad.
>>43156181>>43156393The changelings practically defeated Equestria once and gave up because of friendship. Twilight at one point had the power of all four princesses and fought against someone over twice as strong as Discord and even she realized the only way to stop a teen dragon version of the Rambling was a friendly Dragon Lord. Exactly how was he right about believing that friendship should be exclusive to ponies, if other creatures being capable of friendship is what has spared ponies from being conquered by them? I have the slightest feeling he didn't believe ponies should be batteries for g-rated succubi, or slave and/or food for dragons.
>>43159833God I wish I had a skinny quiet goth mf (marefriend)
>>43160241they call them girlfriends in the show.
>>43160266That's what they call your mom?
>>43160241She appears to be having a bad time so you probably shouldn't want that image. It'd be very temporary.
>>43160273That's just her Look and she puts a lot of effort into it anon.
>>43160272Yes.
wow that's a lot of deleted posts, wtf happened?
>>43160677Big argument about nothing, standard stuff for the board nowadays.
>>43159850mlpg regulars who have been using mlpg for 14 years like that general. I've never liked it because it's too close-knit. I like this one because it is a simple and inviting premise and ponies are oft on my mind.
>>43160914there's no way she can operate a computer
>>43160923She's a talented mare! And the keyboard's much bigger than you think it is.
>>43160677The usual suspects.
>>43160923yeah no way your mom can operate one
>>43161008Dinky isn't on this board, get real.
>>43161011>he doesn't know
I don't like CMC at all
>>43161171CMC > Mane 6
>>43161171>>43161175The CMCs are an excellent execution of a terrible idea, they could have been designated-shitting-episode trash but they have some great ones, and maybe no bad ones?
>>43161198solo CMC episodes are certainly better than "all three" CMC ones
>>43161200Most episodes of the show with several central characters are weaker than character focus ones.
>>43161215they can be good like, say, Dragonshyit just feels like whenever all three CMCs are on screen their characters blend into a "generic child"
>>43161218Hearts and Hooves Day and Ponyville Confidential are kino.
>>43161225>Ponyville ConfidentialI don't think so>Hearts and Hooves Daysong carries it HARD imo
>>43161171I love the CMC and wish they got a spin off
>>43161231Difference of taste, I suppose. Hearts and Hooves Day is my favorite episode. It's so wacky and unhinged. Best jokes in the show imo, it gave a lot of memes and Button Mash.The song? It's alright, not what comes to mind when I think of the episode. The only song I think that carries an episode is Babs Seed. I can definitely see your point of the CMC being dumbed down for an episode like Stare Master. I feel like the only member that gets routinely shafted in CMC group episodes is Scootaloo. Sweetie Belle is usually great in them and fills her role as the troublemaker, and Apple Bloom as the somewhat voice of reason. I should mention that I'm not accounting for later seasons where they all kind of mesh into the exact same personality.
>>43161241a dedicated spin-off for them would be fine desu>>43161242>The only song I think that carries an episode is Babs Seedoh yeah that one is even worse (better?) in Kingram saving the show>I should mention that I'm not accounting for later seasons where they all kind of mesh into the exact same personality.I feel like late seasons made them better, even if you count the shitty cutie marks they got in S5
>>43161241If I had to add an asterisk to this statement though, I'd say that giving them their Cutie marks was a mistake. They either never should have done it, or they should have done it during one of the very last seasons.I don't hate the idea they eventually came up with, even though they never did anything interesting with their "same but different" cutie marks, but a lot of the CMC's best episodes were about them trying to find their marks in the first place; I think them not having cutie marks made them more interesting and relatable characters. And it left them open to a lot more episode ideas, too, rather than just sticking to them having the motivation of "we have our marks, so now we're going to help every pony else find their marks too!" that they stick to after S5; all of the future stories they eventually did with the CMC still could have been done even if they had always stayed blank flanks iirc. (maybe Marks and Recreation wouldn't work, but it could have easily been rewritten too.)
>>43161243>I feel like late seasons made them better, even if you count the shitty cutie marks they got in S5Going to have to agree to disagree there. To me they all felt samey compared to earlier seasons. They all had a kind of self aware trying to be mature personality. It took a lot away from the charm in CMC episodes of them being three well meaning but idiotic foals.
>>43161243>>43161256>>43161260Just another symptom of them never knowing when the series would actually end. At least they did dare to make meaningful progression happen.
>>43159582So in my dream, I was watching a mare (in their POV) who while on her way around the market stalls suddenly encounters this mysterious mare who gives her 6 changeling eggs (6 days if I recall as one hatches each day) and tells her that she cannot raise them at this time of uncertainly (so I presume my dream had it that she's a disguised changeling queen) and then says that if she successfully then she would receive a great power as a reward as she goes back into the darkness (presuming the scene is in a alley). The mare decides to accept this quest and hides them in her basket. But now when she continues to walk around the market she feels like she's being stalked and watched (by the SMILE agency) and decides to leave but not just before encountering a abandoned basket containing a very rare in demand herb which is worth a lot of bits. She of course takes it and sells it and goes to the nearest hotel as she's not confident in going back to her actual home with the mysterious ponies watching her and goes to sleep.-----Next day, the first changeling egg hatches which gives the mare a disgusted face wondering if that figure she met was even a pony at all as the changeling foal disguises as a pony filly and walks to the hotel window and points at the festival happening in this town/city (I think this place in my dreams is a mixture of Manehattan and Ponyville) she goes there and brings the disguised 'ling as a filly and goes on a couple of rides. This is if I remember when the actual first enemy encounter battle happens (The battle system is basically almost like Shin Megami Tensei 1 and 2) which a bunch of smile agents ambush her near a more empty part of the festival and demands her to surrender the changeling eggs or you'll bring terror around Ponyville (Giving the changeling eggs and the ling gives a ending) but the mare says no as she doesn't break promises and a battle breaks out in which she wins. Now there are normal enemy encounters with the agency around the festival as the 'ling demands to see the main attraction with Trixie's magic show. The mare goes there successfully after a mini boss encounter with a strong pony agent and watches the show as Trixie does her magic show and decides to do a magic trick from a menacing book she had just bought. As she does it, monsters unleash from the book with the main boss of the first day being some giant pony demon (looking like some Fear and Hunger enemy) (1/2)
>>43161292(2/2) After successfully defeating the boss for the first day, the mare and the disguised 'ling foal as a filly retreats back to the hotel avoiding or battling the unleashed monsters on the streets while the SMILE agents focus instead of attacking the monsters instead of you. The mare goes to sleep and the second day happens.-----(I'm beginning to forget more about what happened in the dream on the second day so it will be less detailed)When the second day starts the second changeling egg hatches and she begins to feel that she is being spied on again in her hotel room. She looks over and sees a opened window at the next building over which is a building which hosts game shows which she determines is where the spying is coming from and decides to join the current game show so during breaks she can explore the upper parts of the building to encounter this mysterious spy pony watching her. As she goes out she can see the streets are much more emptier but still contains the sprinkle of normal ponies, smile agents and monsters as it has largely calmed down from hours ago as elite smile agents were sent to contain it all. She rushes to the Game Show Building and successfully applies to do the gameshow. (I forgot much stuff about what happens in the gameshow sadly). During a break she sneaks out of the break room and bashes open a door leading to the upper rooms. Turns out there are quite a few monsters hiding in the upper levels which she defeats. As she's half way to the room with the spy who's been watching her she's called back as the game show continues again and backtracks. As she does that and encounters a mini-boss as a monster breaks from the ceiling and leaves everyone sprawling away she quickly rush to the room before smile agents come to clean it only to find the room is... empty? But as soon as she turns around the spy sneakly attacks her from behind as she barely avoids it thanks to one of the disguised lings pushing her away from impact as a battle begins. After defeating the spy she rushes back to the hotel to plan to move away from the unsafe hotel.-----On the third day, it hatches but it turns out the changeling inside that egg is DEAD. The mare is in shock and moments later, elite smile agents ambush you and kidnap you. (This is where the dream ended for me but I presume you break out with the two foal 'lings help.)-----It was a interesting dream so I had to write it up because most of my dreams are usually nothing noteworthy.
>>43161260>It took a lot away from the charm in CMC episodes of them being three well meaning but idiotic foals.There's a lesson in there somewhere about how eventually you have to grow up and be responsible and you can't be an idiotic child all the time.
>>43149811Who is the most powerful pony (besides Trixie of course)?
>>43161602trixie with alicorn amulet, obviously
>>43161614Besides her my dear anon
>>43161602Anon (unicorn obvs)
>>43161602Rainbow Dash
>>43161602the anon below me
>>43162548But I'm not a pony...
>>43162567>t. pony
I really love fluttershy
>>43162864What if you found out she never preens her wings and they look really messy?
>>43162891I would preen them for her and then teach her to get into the habit of doing it herself most of the time.
Just saw a bunch of posts about waifufags on tiktok but they were all doing it wrong. many such cases.
>>43162921>but they were all doing it wrongElaborate.
>>43162923I do not care for ponysonas. Completely misses the point of self inserting. For them, it's moralfagging to seem less weird since a human/pony pairing would fry normalfag brains. Needing an identity connected to it is also gay and attentionwhorepilled. It's less about having a wife and more about them and their personality, a common trend amongst the other half of this fandom. I asked my friend, a literal troon lover btw, if he'd shag the pony he has the hots for and he said only if he's a pony or she's an eqg doug. The spirit of horsefucking is lost upon them. tl;drEverything I dislike is objectively incorrect and you all need to stop immediately. normalfags, my culture is not your costume.
>>43162964The youth do seem very concerned with whether or not their fantasies will be seen as kosher by the rest of society. I feel bad for them.
I'm not taking my tripfaggotry off I am the OP
>>43162977I will get you
Someone thought now would be a good time to drive a bunch of threads to page 7. He was wrong.
>>43162964>WAH WAH BLOO BLOO WHY ARENT PEOPLE LIKE ME WAH WAH IM REALLY DILATING WHY ARENT YOU JUST LIKE ME WAH WAH BLOO BLOOEnd yourself.
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>>43154227Why is every fag who wants to stay a human some sad, mentally ill whiny faggot? They aren't even mentally ill in the cool way either. Can't some of you just be regular faggots, at least then someone will appreciate my threats of rape.
>>43163658Oops someone saged by mistake
>>43163453>>43162964Neat
It's rather sad that S1-2 establishes so many world elements that just get forgotten by shitty writerslet's take for example pony holidays: the only ones that "reoccur" are Heart's Warming and Nightmare Night - holidays obviously copied from Human culture. Running of the Leaves? Winter Wrap Up? They just got forgotten despite their episodes being wonderful
>>43163876While I agree with you entirely. I struggle to think of interesting episodes for things like RotL and WWU that weren't already explored in their episodes.
>>43163859Like your mom?
>>43163453Didn't read, stop enjoying stuff incorrectly, thanks.
>>43163890They can be used as a base for other episodesan example of this is "Make New Friends but Keep Discord" - Gala is used as a set for a story about Discord being jealous just having them reoccurring would be nice, even if it's minor
>>43162964I agree with your direction although maybe not the intensity of your affect. Out there among the younger generation waifuism doesn't really exist, because real waifuism is just an esoteric oldfag culture with no broad internet exposure. Instead when the same impulse sought expression, a different culture emerged from it: selfshipping/yumeshipping. Selfshipping usually does involve like a self insert OC or something similar, and I agree that it's not the best way to do it. But is the moral atmosphere of twitter etc really their fault? It could be said that the OC culture aspect of selfshipping is an adaptation to the moral dogma and emphasis on identity, to still "allow" these things in public as long as you play by the arbitrary rules. Now that I think of it that's the same type of thing shitposters on this board try to do with waifuism too, trying to create a shame culture and push away the people who are "doing it wrong" (have a partner and also a waifu or any of this other purity spiral nonsense).But yeah it's seriously sad. Looking forward to seeing these people grow up and loosen up so they can really embrace what they love directly, without any proxies in between.
>>43164048>trying to create a shame culture and push away the people who are "doing it wrong" (have a partner and also a waifu or any of this other purity spiral nonsense)You are not a real waifufag if you still lust for 3dpd. You are just a poser normalfag desperate to fit in somewhere you have no business being.
>>43164048>partnerFAGGOT
>>43164068>You are just a poser normalfag desperate to fit in somewhere you have no business being.Why are you talking about yourself?
>>43164072I'm single and straight I just don't believe that moral dogma is of higher importance than love itself
>>43164073>No uNot an argument. I accept your concession, and I await your next seething reply.
>>43164077You say that as you typed a seething reply. You lost.
>>43164074>I just don't believe that moral dogma is of higher importance than love itselfThis is wrong and stupid and basically you're a simp.
>>43163876The setting was one of the strongest aspects of the early show; I think half the people who ended up becoming fans did so because they were drawn to the settings of Equestria and Ponyville specifically.The show bible mentions that ponies need to work together to keep Equestria harmonious and peaceful, and this extends to nature too.>The winter snow doesn't just melt, it has to be pushed away first---the earth pony way>Water has to be funneled up to the weather factory so they can make clouds.>Autumn leaves need to be shaken off the trees instead of just letting them fall off.Ironically, the bigger Equestria got, the less they focused on this kind of stuff, which was the wrong direction to push the setting of the show in imo.
>>43163876They didn't really forget, there just weren't any reasons to rehash them and the show is constantly establishing world elements.>>43163908Gala is an event copied from human culture, I thought you disliked that?Maybe if half the budget wasn't wasted on barbie garbage that shat all over everything FiM represented we'd have gotten shorts and movies revisiting the odd event/pony.
>>43164286there's a LOT of natural events that could have been ponified. They didn't even do all the seasonal changes. Any kind of natural disaster (and the kind of justification that would make it fit in the setting); celestial events like the solstice and the equinox to give unicorns a traditional place in natural stewardship; crafting natural features like waterfalls, canyons, or forests; exploring the weather factory some more; etc.
>>43164286The Grand Galloping Gala is an annual royal ball held in Csnterlot tocelebrate thecity's completion after Equestria was founded.The event isattended primarily by high-class ponies and requires a ticket to enter. Point me to the human history book that talks about any of this.
>>43164286>I thought you disliked that?Nightmare Night is Halloween, Hearts' Warming is Christmas GGG is its own thing
>>43164299>>43164305GGG is just an elite social networking event, very common here. NN and HW have differences that make it their own thing too by your own metric.
>>43164367Sorry, you're wrong and I'm right. Hope this helps.
>>43164368Hey man, you left yourself wide open for criticism. Just wanted to see if there was anything more to your theory out of autistic curiosity, seems not.>>43164298>Any kind of natural disasterWhat benefit would creating tsunamis or hurricanes serve? Forest fires I heard creates fertile soil at least or something. Burning down a forest in celebration would be metal as fuck.>celestial eventsOnly problem with this is it's decided by the ones directly controlling the sun and moon so it's not very special, it would be an arbitrary decision by the princesses. In our world solstice and equinox happen naturally so it's like a miracle of nature.>crafting natural featuresThis does make me wonder how rivers and canyons and stuff exist in a world where physics don't really work naturally. There's also the eternal dilemma of what the world looked like before ponies came around.
>>43164437>Hey man, you left yourself wide open for criticismI'm immune to criticism, because all of it is invalid when directed towards me.
why is there even a schizo obsessed with human on pony, flutterfags, and uh, that's all I remember actually.
why is there even a schizo obsessed with pony on pony, flutterfags, and uh, that's all I remember actually.
Why is there a schizo obsessed with me and my mom?
>>43164799I don't think there's really any schizos who are steaming mad at particular groups, whoever happens to be the easiest to troll will naturally be who gets targeted. As the board gets slower all existing groups become more vulnerable to raid-style tactics so the target list is expanding over time.
>>43164810This is why I'm leaving. See you next week.
>>43164813why did you contradict yourself
Why is there a schizo obsessed having gay sex with other anons?
>>43164810But those two groups are ignoring him for the most part.
>>43164802Just how it be sometimes
>>43164808tbf your momma is pretty hot, i'd be your step-dad if you know what I mean
>>43164875Stop talking about my mom. It's every post you make now. It's making me uncomfortable.
>>43165002But I just want to announce my love to your mom, she's so hot. I think.
>>43160266Well the show is wrong
>>43165406You're wrong.
>>43165406>>43165409Annnd kiss.
>>43165406many such cases
>>43164799>Anons give shitposter attention>Shitposter continues attention seeking behaviorOR>Group of bad actors band together and engage in fake arguments just to shit up the boardIt's usually one of these two things.
>>43165370Hey so can I join in too or what? I also think that anon's mom is hot.
>>43165669His mom better be a pony or else I'm gonna be peeved with you.
I WISH THAT I HAD ANON'S MOMWHERE CAN I FIND A WOMAN LIKE THAT
Turned my ego into princess Celestia and my shadow into princess luna, best decision ever hands down.We now have a great dialogue going and talk to great depths about my self.They are able to tell me what I think i am and what I repress about myself, all whilst they sip tea and eat cake.I talk to them and they write down truths with their magic quills, and tear off pages and throw tea on misconceptions about my self.No longer am I shadow dominant and cowering in fear from a scary goth girl.Princess Luna has made me see my shadow for what it is not wholly the darker aspects of personality, but simply that which is repressed.Princess Celestia has shone light on the ego I had forgotten, and brought clarity and a sense of balance to a previously dark period in my life.And of course nightmare moon and princess sunfire will appear if i ever walk the path of imbalance between ligth and dark again. I am very thankful to them and my tulpas for guiding me through my dreams, and uncovering the primordial symbols of which there are many in this show.
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>>43162964>>43164048Hey man I just wanna be a fuckin horse sue me
>>43166599Just ignore the schizo anon, not that hard.
>>43166601I don't actually mind them. They're not really shitters and they obviously belong here. They just think different from me and that's not so bad
>>43166599You harass me for my fantasies, it's only fair I do it back to you.
>>43166617NTA but we don't do that here on this thread or germany. you likely encountered one of those shitposting trolls that do it for both sides since there are people trying to make this board unusable to try to push people onto nhnb which is silly
>>43166622Don't care. I have zero tolerance for people that disagree with me, and I would sooner destroy something I love than share it with someone I hate.
>43166624So you're one of those trolls shitting up the board in one of many attempts to kill it. Not worth interacting with you any longer then.
>>43166627>I'm not the troll YOU areOkay concern troll. It's like this: they leave me alone, I leave them alone. They scorn me, I scorn them. If this upsets you, you are most likely jewish.
Was there a slide? I see threads on 8 or 9 in one hour.
>43166636Trolls these days don't even attempt to place good bait worthy of giving a (You) over.
>>43166637yep
>>43166641>Ummm yikes sweaty you're a no good troll if you don't like people trolling your threads>So just let us shit up your threads without any resistance or elseI know exactly what you are you filthy rat.
>43166645
>>43166617I never did that... I want every Anon to find their way into Equestria including you OK
>>43166648I accept your concession you vermin. You aren't slick and you aren't fooling anyone with your love and tolerate bullshit.
>43166653
>>43166652>I never did thatYou can stop lying now. All of your kind behaves in the exact same way.
>>43166652Don't reply to the troll, ignore him.
>>43166660>Not liking the troll makes you the troll actuallyEarly life status?
>/pol/
WOOOOO HORSES YEAHHHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c_0KcEGi14
>>43166668>/reddit/
>>43166671IS THIS REAL?!
>>43166675DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIESHORSES ARE REALTHE HORSE WORLD IS OUT THERE
>>43166693holy shit... im losing my fucking mind... they're real as in REAL real??? save me niggerman... im going insane...
>>43166666
>>43166701
>>43166781Kek, it was just"Would."in response to >>43166388
>>43166786OH MY GOD AHHH ITS REAL! HORSES ARE REAL
>just fuck my shit up
https://youtu.be/WXl-8xYykL8Uhh.. femanons can be /our/guys?
>>43166931>womanDidn't even click on the video. Kill yourself.
>>43166931>womaninstantly clicked on the video and got a GF. keep on living.
>>43166931>womanWhat? Did you expect me to say something similar to what the other anons said? I might watch it, dunno.
My mom is a woman
FiM was only good because of women.But I still hate women though
>>43167021Careful, momschizo might take an interest in her.
Careful, schizoschizo might take an interest in schizo.
>>43167024There's definitely men who also had a huge positive hand in the result, like Rob Renzetti.
>>43167021my condolences, anon
>>43167021I came
Either all of none of the M6 should have become alicorns or all of them. Leaning towards the latter.Also, while a great source of memes adult Spike's design is cringe and awful.
>>43167072The idea that becoming an alicorn makes you bigger is so dumb. The lore should've just been that ponies used to be bigger on average because the world was more dangerous or whatever, but nowadays ponies are smaller and cuter because times are good!
>>43167072>Spike's design is cringe and awful.Nah it's based.
>>43167078That doesn't make sense because lanky background ponies increased as the show continued. Besides the ponies getting bigger appeals to my power leveling autism.
>>43167090>Besides the ponies getting bigger appeals to my power leveling autism.Shame on you.
>>43167072Prince Blueblood is rightful heir to the alicorn throne, rightful ruler by closest blood to Celestia and Luna.
>>43167092Nuh uh toyetic evolutions are cool
>>43167106Well you're cool, fucker. Fuck you.
>>43167072>be spike>work out>grow up>become the tall, swole dragon that can sweep a cute pony off her hooves and carry her home>feeling worthy of Rarity>Rarity spontaneously grows 2x her height with power and beauty to matchNah, it suits his character.
>>43167089 >>43167096Nah only the biggest and crumpiest of pony should be warbo- I mean "princess"
>>43167116I've heard enough. Princess Big Mac will be the successor to Gork.
@grokis this true like for real
sometimes it's interesting to sort the board by last message instead of bumpyou learn a lot
sometimes it's interesting to sort the board by creation date instead of bumpyou learn a lot
sometimes it's interesting to sort the board by last long reply instead of bumpyou learn absolutely fucking nothing
>>43167096Anon, it equestrian rulers aren't hereditary. Besides, Blueblood is so far removed that in practice there's no blood relation with Celestia and Luna. I'm no expert on these but he would probably have no more claim than any of Celestia's adopted family members.
>>43167110>>become the tall, swole dragon
Derpy wingjob + fluffjob.
>>43167956Your mom wingjob + fluffjob.
>Abuelita onions tu nieto! >Y ya llegue!>Y la dinastia...! DERPY...>Con el nuevo sonido>Del acordeon!>*ACCORDION INTENSIFIES*
ay cabrony I forget they have a filter
>>43167965His mom has wings? ZAMN! What's her number?
>>43161304Exciting. I now imagine a game where you hatch glowniggers from eggs.
>>43168030WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL TO DEPORT THESE D*RPIES
>be me, europoor>visit cousine>the e is silent for extra class>she has eqg>lack of hooves>but they're in English>binge movies, all 4 of them>bully who's genuinely remorseful at the end (she's from Equestria)>antagonists who aren't villains and don't want to rule the world and fuck that (they're from Equestria)>stuck up school but they aren't arrogant, only perfectionists (they're not ponies)>only other old girl who cares about keeping family property so much she develops impostor syndromeall in all 9/10 = not bad. I can see why some fixate on the last one. total cutie. loved her evil get up.
>>43168428Nobody asked
>>43168428Everyone asked
>haven't shave since yesterday>bed hair>talking with the guy installing my homes central cooling>he's visibly shook>realize my laptop was on 100% brightness and he could see pony in full display oops he probably thought I was a crazy guy
>>43168611What did he see exactly?
>>43168617your mom
>>43168617/mlp/ I'm a little too embarrassed to specify which thread
>>43168646Oh I get it! It's this thread >>43163093.
>>43168651I feel like a normie would be pretty safe seeing that one so long as they don't put together that the thread name is a slur.
>>43168656I don't see any threads named "slur". I think you're making stuff up now.
>>43168668We're in safe company here Nonny, you don't need to do the feigned ignorance bit. You can say zigger all you want to and nobody'll get mad.
>>43168676Scruffy lives in my walls
>>43167110>work out>grow up>tall>swoleYet his younger self puts him to shame. They had the right idea for his design in G5. Shame the execution sucked.
>>43168676hey don't say the zword bro
>>43168684It would've been a fun arc to have Spike grow into a full-size dragon and for everypony to have to relearn how to spend time with him.
>>43168684>pony combinersBASED BAAAAAASED!!!
(You) are on my mind haha *wink* *wink* if u know what I mean
>>43168715>*wink* *wink*Y-you're a mare?
>>43168687Zigger
>>43168731im a male so bend over because you're about to get some APPLELOOOOOOSA cream pies up your ASS
>>43168739Braeburn would never be so rude.
>>43168741He could be rude if you ask nicely for him to act naughty for you.
>>43168775I suppose he could in the right company, but this is not that! He'd see anons saying awful things about his family and he'd want nothing to do with this place.
I have a schizo fatigue
>>43168785>He'd see anons saying awful thingsHe'll just think it's all a good joke... right?
>>43168807Definitely not. 4chan humor would sit wrong with pretty much everypony.
>>43168695Sadly, no. It's Voltron not a combiner. Also huge missed opportunity to give them mechas based on their pets.
>>43168796For reference, mi compadre, the phrase should be 'I have schizo fatigue'. As a rule, ask yourself 'would the sentence still makes sense if I said I have two of these?' If not, then don't include 'a'.
>>43168811>4chan humor would sit wrong with pretty much everypony.fug if so then almost everyone's ticket would be revoked
>>43168820I should of been spelling it correctly my bad amigo!
>>43168820>still makes senseGod giving out language tips and then fucking up in your own explanation sucks. I'm such a retard.
>>43168820Schizo Fatigue is the name of the new mlp character Hasbro made a toy of. He's telling the thread he now has a Schizo Fatigue.
>>43168821Eh, I don't think your ticket status is decided based on whether or not you're a crass person so long as you're willing to correct this behavior.
>>43168835I don't think that's how it works at all.
>ticketwhy not just break in?
>>43168853>t. Zebra
>>43168845I choose to believe that ponies want to give people an honest shot because it would be sad to imagine people spending their whole lives loving ponies but being explicitly kept out.
>>43168856Shieeeeeet
The person below me is not real
>>43168949
>>43168964>Rainbow Dash pranks Anon on his birthday by drinking an invisibility potion
>>43168976>Cope: The post
>>43168976Honestly if I make it to Equestria I hope ponies will regularly tease me about being a weird fanboy.
>>43168980>Anon pranks me by drinking an unable to take a joke potion
>>43168981you wont make it to equestria ^:)
>>43169104I choose to believe I will! And I choose to believe you will too.
The anon below me eats commoner CARNIVAL FARE. *vomit*
>>43169145I'm not entirely certain what it entails, but I am kinda hungry.
>Did you bump my thread, Luna?
>>43169906>Did you grab my ass, Luna?
>>43169912Luna would never. Probably.
>>43169934You'll never know until it happens
>>43169950Well, if she has the urge I'll let her know that you want it.
Wassup /mlp/ can a loc come in your thread?
>>43169960Man fuck you, I'll see you at the con.
>>43169972Don't hate me because I'm beautiful nigger, maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut you'd get some mares on your dick.Maybe twilight will call your dog ass if she stops fucking with that guitarist or camp counselor.Faaaaaggot~
>>43169991WHAT?
https://youtu.be/GOZAeh4xftk
jumbo don wants new Write What's On Your Mind thread
>>43170342>>43170342>>43170342
>>43167426Man, I HATE Someone In The Approval Process
>>43170345>>43162977I didn't take my tripfaggotry off I'm still anonymous o toole~
>>43170681You! Take those trips off!
>>43171634Anon... he has no tripcode.
>>43171736your mom has no tripcode either
