Last Thread>>43110274Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/>What is this thread about?A place to talk about humanized/EG fillies>Why /jdb/?Based on the very first threads with greens that opened with "Hey anon, just dropped by">Some pastas:https://ponepaste.org/6155 - For Whom the Bell Tollshttps://ponepaste.org/9645 - Love Gameshttps://ponepaste.org/11316 - Icarian Lovehttps://ponepaste.org/9647 - I'll think of a title when I'm done writing (Apple Bloom story)https://ponepaste.org/9648 - Freshmen, Drama, and Promhttps://ponepaste.org/9548 - Silver Spoon Story WIPhttps://ponepaste.org/7980 - The Man Who Fell For Sweetie Bellehttps://ponepaste.org/575 - Soarin's Silver Lininghttps://ponepaste.org/9649 - Of Sweetie Bots and Young Lovehttps://ponepaste.org/7910 - Anon and Sunny Shimmyhttps://ponepaste.org/9650 - Ska Anon x Sweetie Bellehttps://ponepaste.org/2308 - Silver Spoon is an Expensive Friendhttps://ponepaste.org/9653 - Wind Sprint's Daddyhttps://ponepaste.org/9652 - Daddy's Little Scootaloohttps://ponepaste.org/9816 - Raising Scootaloohttps://ponepaste.org/5391 - SS/DT Kidnappinghttps://ponepaste.org/10247 - Friday Night Golly (EqG)https://ponepaste.org/10560 - Time is All We Have (Scootaloo x Anon)https://ponepaste.org/10839 - Payment (Scoot x Anon)https://ponepaste.org/11081 - EQG S. Belle and Anonhttp://pastebin.com/xWHX3N4e - Loli Sunset. Also on Ponebin https://poneb.in/xWHX3N4ehttps://ponepaste.org/8213 - Frozen Wings Scootaloohttps://ponepaste.org/11663 - Next Friday Night, Cozy Glow.https://ponepaste.org/11790 - Send your cutest delivery girl, Silver SpoonAI Gallery - https://ponepaste.org/10970
>>43164743>https://ponepaste.org/11790>Over 2500 viewsDamn, nice. Like, I'm not complaining, but why is that my most viewed story? Like, the one about Golly was posted many times (https://ponepaste.org/658) and barely made a dent.Meanwhile, I literally just posted the one about Silver Spoon ONCE, I literally said "this isn't my best", and I was called out about being ESL (which I am, but that's another can).Why is that one my most popular story now? Did I hit some invisible jackpot?
>>43164960Was the first one posted anywhere else? I vaugly recall someone saying one of their greens was originally for a different thread but they posted it here too. Though it's all blurry.Wordcount perhaps? Or is it that the sex scenes happen faster in one and not the other?
>>43164967No freaking idea, because the golly one has more sex scenes. One about lolidom while watching loli sex tapes, one about a (heavily implied turned setup) rape scene, and one normal one night stand.Meanwhile Silver was about being molested and coerced into sex by a guy who really sucked about being a "beach goer".
>>43165051>just on his way to the beachYou don't say..
Been a while since I posted my favorite image.
>>43165227Her ass is just that beautiful
>>43164743I cant believe Epstein lurked this thread and /u/
>>43165313I can, this place is a honey pot for sickos. Like, just imagine the kind of person who wants to do something innocuously kind for the CMCs, only to end up receiving the full force of their affections to the point where they jointly confess to you at a secret spot at night (but not too late since they need to be home before 9PM curfew). Imagine wanting to experience something like that.
I want to break Scootaloo’s scooter
>>43165051>>43164967>>43164960Once again proving the SUPERIORITY of Silver Spoon. She truly is best girl. Also can I get this art lolified?
I remember saving this years ago; I have no idea what the exact source is.
>>43165354There's always been SivlerSpoon everywhere.Silverspoon threadSilverspoon humanized in this thread of course,Silverspoon with weapons, science, technologySilverspoon memes and reaction imagesSilverspoon ficsAnd despite the show ended she's still holding high
>>43165136>what? no way
Bump
Uh-oh, looks like Scootaloo has been "learning" from Rainbow again! How would you influence Scoots so she doesn't do something that'll give Mr. Cranky-doodle a reason to put her in suspension?
>>43166213>rape
>>43166216>>43166222Guys, guys: is called "correction"
>>43165354Hello, Silver. Back to deliver for you again. https://u.pone.rs/sirdoxlz.pnghttps://u.pone.rs/zsccgxgb.pngMind telling us your wedding plans?
>>43166662>Bride lingerieHnnnnggggg.....!!
Up
>>43166662And I appreciate that
>>43167529>>43166662Silver Spoon supremacy
You may not like it, but this is the best range for age gap relationships
>>43165307Did you make this?>>43164960Sometimes you just get lucky.
>>43164960It does feel pretty random. My most viewed is a Golly (filly) reverse rape, and reading it back it's far from my best written though it is the most approachable. Really goes to show that a decent premise is a far more effective hook than quality. Unless it's complete, dyslexic nonsense kek
>>43166213better she should learn, others' rules are not our rules. but that doesn't mean others won't give you their punishments. it's up to you.
>>43167774I didn't realize there was a full story. Thank you Anon.
>>43168545always love this pic, wish there were more scenes of this with other lolis
>>43168793It was hard to find because I forgot Applebloom wasn't in it
>>43168813now we just need them to hike up their skirts
Thoughts on redneck Lolis?
>>43169667they are the best.
>>43169667Gotta plow the fields while they are fertile
>>43169667She ought to get her boots off the couch, although I guess she was literally raised in a barn
>>43169862those are her weddin' boots. they're squeakity clean because you carried her to the wagon and then to the house
>>43169862She knows we can’t show feet in this thread
>>43169937rut roh
>>43167588Megumin is 14 though
>>43170046ah, so it's my parents' age gap.nobody gave a fuck back then
>>43170046Hag
>>43170090out of 10
>>43169939This has been deleted before, and sometimes it stays up. It really is a gamble
>>43170334It all depends how hard the post-nut clarity hits the janny once he's done with it
>10Good age, bad page. Up.
loli maids
oppai crusaders!
>>43171179>>43171201These are my fav things, especially if they are together.
we need more post-apocalyptic lolis
>>43171422what about post-post-apocalyptic loli?we managed to rebuild most of society, we've got electricity running again, we're rebuilding the internet, but it was still a fucking mess and we're digging through the rubble for video games and DVDs, and there's enough of a power vacuum (and perhaps a general disdain for the kinds of government who caused the apocalypse) that you still have some of the societal freedom the apocalypse gave you, but with more safety?okay it's not as much of a STORY but it'd be a fun videogame. spelunking for DVDs.
>>43171503https://ponepaste.org/10839So this story, technicallyI actually like the idea of post-post-apocalyptic worlds, where things recovered enough that civilization returned. Makes me wonder what came back and what didn't.
>>43171562ohh yeah I remember that oneyou're right, it's technically that, on paper, but in practice it's more of a cyberpunk thing
I need to be spoonfed. Why is this thread called Just Dropped By?
>>43171691just like the OP says, we used to have these threads where a human filly is like "Hey Anon, just dropped by" and you thought about how delightful it would be for a human filly to just show up at your house.I feel it's a splitoff of "Anon I put a peanut butter sandwich in your VCR!" threads
>>43171792Thank you for spoonfeeding me. That explains a lot
>>43171824spoonfeeding is my favorite, thank you for opening your mouth.
>>43171792>>43171824I don't always visit every thread, but I'm still here. The original reason this general is called /jdb/ is because I wanted to share this art, but needed something to say. The original prompt wasn't even just dropped by, that was the one I used for the 2nd thread that stuck as the name for this place.The OG prompt (which is not a reference to anything) :>"Hey Anon, just dropped in to ask if I can have some money.">"I swear I'll make it worth your while."
>>43171835The original thread, if you're interested in reading through it.>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37498661/
>>43171913How does it feel to have created something that has lasted longer than G5?
>>43166662Now if a based drawfag could make this look just alive that would be perfect
>>43167584This should be our new symbol>>43171880
APPLE BLOOM
>>43172070hickbloom is too cute.
>when you're trying to explain why you're following her and she gives you this look
>>43172191For some reason, the moment you explained how you're trying to protect her, she got this look on her face. Like she just wet herself.
>>43172191>>43172198Bloomy knows what you are.
>>43172204a stalwart protectora mamoru. a moribito.
>>43171958I didn't expect this place to become a general, in the 1st thread someone made an AB green and so I made a 2nd thread for them to continue that story. Then it just spiraled from there, new art, new greens, new gens, new discussion all about lolis. This place is unironically the greatest contribution I have made to this board.>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37719708/
>>43171562Interesting pidgin. What was the inspiration?
>>43172322Ya dun good, kid.
>>43172324say, that is pretty good pidgin.
>>43172349>>43172324Writer here (always here but lurkin)Main inspiration came from a lot of the apocalypse stories that seemed to "devolve" the English language after decades or centuries following the apocalypse, like Mad MaxNot sure if I'll continue this story but I imagined it like the lower-class had a less coherent version of English that was still relatively understandable, while the upper-class Elites managed to maintain perfect English from before the Great Event.
>>43172379just like real life
>>43172204
>>43171691>>43172322Wasn't it partially the merit of >it hurts getting banned out of /trash/?
>>43172419how can anything be banned from /trash/
>>43172419No. I didn't visit trash. It was just something I came up with on the fly, I thought to myself, well Apple Bloom is sort of in a suggestive pose, and she's on a bed. And thus the prompt was born. Actually by the 3rd thread the name "Just dropped by" stuck, and the greenfag who made the Cozy Glow green hadn't finished so someone else made the next thread, which by then had morphed into a full fledged general.You can actually see the community debating if they should just call these threads /jdb/ here>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37904436/#38112863
>>43172379You drew a neat setting, at least. Definitely room for other stories in it, not just necessarily extensions of the same one.
>>43172438Also this place would not exist without all of you, like the only thing I did was make 3 threads. You guys are the ones who always get it to the bump limit (well mostly)Hell the 2nd /jdb/ thread was only ever made because there was some writer who hadn't finished his AB green and was promising to continue it, same with the 4th thread, by that point we had multiple greens being made, and even got art! Like this one, Speed on you crazy Blaziken>https://ponepaste.org/6155
>>43172421For human fillies.>>43172438Well, />it hurts/ moved to trash during a board purge, and after some time disappeared, as the interest dropped. They been here a long time before /jdb/. I'm still grateful for the revival.https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26103724/
>>43172485i detect bare feet below this image
>>43171691Because they wouldn't let us call it DATE AND MARRY ADOLESCENT GIRLS.
>>43172509I'd detect my face beneath that skirt.
>>43172438I can't stop laughing at >>38112955:>Are you retarded? Theres no content just endless bumps with dryspells for weeks between.How little things have changed! Yet we're all still here.
>>43172322Good lord sweetie belle is cute.
https://files.catbox.moe/dnri5w.jpgI wonder if someone can edit some glasses on thi
>>43173298*make it a cinco de mayo edit of her in a revealing serape poncho and big sombrero
>>43172485>>43172509Of course you do, Apple Bloom is a good girl who knows she's not supposed to wear shoes to school.
>>43173008Damn there really are no original thoughts
>>43173298Anon, not every girl with silver hair is silver spoon
>YOU HAVE ALERTED THE SWEEBS
>>43174271what'd i miss?>>43174280awww she looks so mousy and cute here.tomboy versions of the human fillies are cute, but I also want to see extremely nerdy versions of them.
>>43174280i like the hairstyle
>>43174300>>43174301samethe artist already draws sweetie foalconi wonder...
>>43174305
>>43174280>>43174305Cute!
Dig a hole
>>43174846For burying flaggots? Based
Your daughter is < B E A S T M O D E > thanks to you feeding her a high protein diet free from the contaminants of manufactured bread and poverty grains as well as artificial flavors and colors, and she's scaring the other girls. How do you help her better associate with her peers?
>>43175074>Uh, Titanica, dear? Hon'? Maybe let's put the schoolhouse DOWN now, huh?
>>43174846How deep?
>>43174846
>>43175420What a sharter
>>43173298Aren't you forgetting about her two-tone hair?https://u.pone.rs/dtljcpwf.png>>43173323Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.https://u.pone.rs/brhsyias.png>>43174193WELL IT SHOULD BE!
>>43175522>Lil Tequila Spoon C A R A M B A
>>43175522We also have this for cinco de mayo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfUQ2G3ObdE
>>43174846My daughter already has just the right number of holes, thank you very much.
>>43176333I wouldn't even mind if she had some of them consolidated.Not saying Lilyhops has a cloaca, just that I'd love her just the same if she did.
>>43174846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU
Well guys, I went and did a sequel. Since my green got many views, may as well strike while is hot.>https://ponepaste.org/11850I chose to take this image and this post (>>43147570) as a small inspiration.So, yeah, I hope you guys like it.
>>43175022I love Lily Longsocks. All my niggas love Lily Longsocks. Gonna make her into my Lily Cumsock, if you know what I mean.If she's okay with it, that is. Don't want my dick broken in half, now.
>>43176558I imagine she would love letting go and letting a strong man toss her around with his gentle hands and firm muscles. Just to feel like a little girl for a while.shit, I need to see that as an anime now. an A-ko-esque girl who just wants to feel delicate.
>>43176414It a shame my favorite artist stopped draing lilyhops after he discovered the face and real voice behind that vtuber avatar
Your daughter accidentally walks in on you urinating. Now she will not stop making this hand gesture. How do you resolve this tormenting without getting CPS called on you?
>>43176523Not bad, although I didn't remember the first being so ESL until I went back and re-read it. Memory is funny like that, I suppose. Don't really get what was happening with the guidos and the ojou-sama or why that was relevant; probably could've been cut entirely.
>>43176567Piss in her hair.
>>43176562nobody wants to see how the sausage is madeI'm actually really amazed and proud that she's spun the lucrative, but let's be real, temporary career into becoming a surgeon. She's helping people! What a sweety. From now on, whenever I get surgery, I'll listen for that distinct giggle, and wonder.
>>43176576I wanted to make a joke. Silver Spoon mocks anon with generic hentai tropes, and when anon finishes, he realizes he accidentally walked into one.Something like "Huh, look at that. It happened."
>>43176582>sheYeah... "she"
>>43176590girls can be surgeons , anon. It's the 90s.
>>43176523Good work
Scootaloo giving you a blowjob in the backseat of your car after taking her to the arcade and winning several games in a row.
>>43176580piss on the moon
>>43176644amazing bladder pressure
>>43176523>Be Anonymous, resting at the beach>Some time has passed since you left your duties as teacher's aide in Canterlot Highschool>While this has no relevance whatsoever, the true detail rested with one of the students: Silver Spoon>After a few events, she has been your girlfriend during this scholar year>But now Summer Break has come, and that means the kids are away with their parents somewhere beyond the city>Personally, you don't get it: you never did vacation packets>True, your family is medium class, so the most "expensive" trip was always a trip to the mall or your grandparents' house>But now that you are the adult and living on your own, the only "expensive" thing were the pizza weekends with Spoony>Hmmm... just thinking about her has your blood pumping>Maybe is a good thing she went away with her family. You are pretty sure your neighbors started to doubt seeing a highschooler go inside your house every Friday with pizza and soda, but never leave>You tell them: "yeah, she left after she gave me my order", but eyebrows are still raised>Well, since you are at the beach, you may gawk a few babes and->*SPLOOSH!*>A water balloon has hit your face*Pluag!* *Bleh!* "Dang kids, show some respect!">"Hmmm.... no, I don't think I will.">Wait, that voice>You dry your face and notice it"SILVER SPOON?!" >"Hey teach.">In front of you, your girlfriend appears wearing a pink one-piece swimsuit>A bit tight on her body too"What are you doing here? Weren't you away somewhere with your family?">"I did, for a few days. But then mom and dad called their vacation time up, so we returned.""Jeez, you rich types never calm down for a moment, huh?">"Obsessive compulsive behavior. Nothing weird for them.""Well, it is for me. How did you come here anyway?">"I asked my caretaker.">She points to an old lady who is sleeping on her chair, a magazine covering her face>"She is so nice.">You look around>Besides miss prissy over here, you notice something"And where is Diamond Tiara?">"She is having a beauty day, planned by her parents.""Yep, you rich folk scare me controlling even peaceful days.">You rest on your chair again>"Awww... anon, you are so mean. You are sleeping with your girlfriend nearby?""Spoony, we talked about that. We can't be "a couple" in public.">"Is the pedo teacher preaching morals to the girl he blackmailed for sex?""Don't you sass me, little brat.">"But's that's because you are. Maybe you came to find more prey." >You raise from your laying position. Now you are sitting"If this is your way to ask me out, you suck.">"You blackmailed me and now we are a couple, so it must work, right?">Ouch"Fine, truce. You win, but I came to rest. Besides, don't you think people won't find out?">"The people in your neighborhood know, but nobody made a call yet.""Either they are lazy, or don't want to get involved. You have no idea how much people don't want any trouble and just live out their days."
>>43176678>"Maybe. But now we are in a place where nobody knows us, so we can have a day together.""Hmmm... I don't know.">"Cold feet, anon? After the many times we were together?""Well...">"Or maybe that's what you want, huh?""Excuse 'you'?">"Yeah. You'll leave your teenage girlfriend alone and sleep, while I fend off the world alone. What if an ugly man takes my purity in a secluded place at the beach, or if I join a group of well-endowed tanned beach boys who are looking to gangbang a solitaire lady?""You have been reading way too many doujins.">"Some that you shared with me.">Damn, this girl got you"Alright, you win: let's have a date.">"Yay!">She holds her hand out>You take it, and both start walking>Who knew that trying to keep your uoh lifestyle would need a lot of work? >Walking around the coast, some people look at you>You are your plain regular dude, but Silver Spoon was jumping around, so happy and jolly, that attracted the attention of many>"Aw, what an adorable girl.">"You two look cute together.">"Your sister is cute, bro.">You can see that smug smile of hers, walking you around like a new pet>"Isn't it nice how people think we look good together, nonny?""Lose the NTR smile and say that again. Seriously: you are smiling like those girls who get off to getting away with everything.">"Maybe I am.""What?">She guides your hand near her groin: is moist"...!">"Why so surprised? I'm with my OLDER BOYFRIEND, in a PUBLIC AREA, and EVERYONE SEES we are happy TOGETHER.">She whispers at your ear>"Aren't you too?""I.. eh... well...">Your penis is starting to grow>[NO! Penis, don't listen to this succubus! She is playing with us!]>*Sproing!*>[TRAITOR!]>"Haha, yeah!">She glomps you, and fall at the same moment when a small wave was near>Both of you are drenched now. >"Ohoho! How adorable!">Your heard a lady reply to Spoon's actions"Yeah, well, she's play-!">HOLY BAZONGAS!>In front of you is a voluptuous woman with a bikini that is fighting to keep her roundness>Is a one-piece, and is still stretched>You can even notice her areola and nipples>Her skin is tanned, but you can notice the lines where the sun hasn't reached>Her hair is long and shining like the bright night sky, when the moon is full and there's no clouds>You were impacted by seeing such a goddess, you didn't noticed Silver grabbing you harder>"Oh, did I scared you, sweetie?""Ehh... no, no! Is fine, we are fine. Right, Spoony?">"Hmmm.... she's fat.""SPOON! I'm so sorry!">"Ohohoho, yes, I am fat, little girl. Happens to the best of us.">"Mom! Mom!">A girl, no older that Silver comes
>>43176680>When she is near, you notice she may be YOUNGER>And she DOESN'T HELP>In front of you there's a black haired girl with a hime cut and heavy bangs. She is only wearing a crop top and denim shorts>A crop top that doesn't cover much of her big (for her age) breasts>You also notice that she has tan lines on her waist. She was wearing a thong!>You'd punch yourself if you could. When this couple of porn women appeared?!>Silver obviously feels threatened, and pulls you away"Silver! Ow! Ehh... good to meet you, have a nice day!">You were dragged away----->"Mommy, who was that guy?">"Oh, nobody. I just saw those two playing, and I thought it was adorable." "Silver, calm down! We can stop!">"No! We are going far away from them.""But I no longer see them.">"Oh, so you were seeing them.""Wha- no! I didn't!">"Yes, you did!""I didn't, honest!">"I don't believe you.">Great job 'Romeo', you picked a jealous one>At least is a kid"What can I do to make it up to you?">"Hmmm.... I want ice cream.""Ok.">You manage to recover your footing, and walk next to her>Some time later, you two are in line waiting to choose"So, what do you want?">"I don't know...">You take this chance, and carry her up to your shoulders>"H-hey!""Haha, now can you see the board?">"I'm not a small kid!""But you are my sweet, adorable Spoony.">"Stop saying dumb things!">You two play around, and end next in line>"What can I get ya?""What do you want?">"I want a sundae.""Ok: I want an ice cream sandwich, and one sundae...">You look at her"... for my girlfriend.">The whole line and employee d'awws>Silver just tries to cover her red face as you take both sweets>Taking her to a more secluded place, you two enjoy some quiet time>You just were happy you no longer had to hide your erection when Silver was rubbing up on you when she was showing you around>Resting behind a huge boulder and away from people, you listen to the waves and the occasional seagull>Very relaxing>"Look anon! Look! I've found some seashells!">You take a peek"Those look cute.">"You think they'll look good on me?">She waves her body softly with a playful giggle"Like, in a bikini?">"Maybe.""Hehe, yeah. Maybe it'll look good on you.">She lays next to you>"Hey, anon: about before.""When exactly?">"When that lady and that girl saw us. Were you really seeing them?""Spoony, calm down. I promise: I haven't seen any other woman besides you.">"Really?">Mainly because you haven't look. You always got "cheese pizza" every Friday"Honest. In fact, why are you so worried?">"Well, I though you didn't wanted me. You haven't called me or text me during these holidays.""Is summer time. I believed you wanted time with your family.">"I do, but...">She looks a bit blue."... Your family was too busy to have time.">"... I'm sorry if I was too clingy.""Is alright. At least you had a good time with your parents?"
>>43176682>"We visited the mountains. There was a lot of snow, even for summer. But we didn't get out much.""I see... at least you are having fun now?">"I've found some seashells with my boyfriend.""Hehe, I guess you had it." >Being so close to one another, you take a moment to observe her magenta eyes>She slowly close them as she approaches, and you take the hint>A small kiss is shared in silence, as the waves serenade both>A moment later, both look at each other again"You know, I've been missing those lips while you were away.">She rolls, staying on top of you>"Missed anything else?">She grinds herself on your groin, your member being noticeable under your beach shorts"Maybe I did.">This time, the embrace is more passionate, her trying to hold you as you grope her rear>Taunting around, you notice she is already wet. Well, "wet" beyond "I just took a splash at the beach.""Really? Are you that desperate?">"You are a terrible boyfriend!""Why?">"You only didn't called, you left me very... needy...""Did I?">You push her swimsuit aside, showing her little pussy>It was really leaking"Ahaha, I guess you need this more than me, huh?">"S-stop taunting me!""Like you taunted me before? Now I'm the one having fun.">"I'll scream, and everyone will know you are a sick pedophile!""And who will hear you, my dear?">She looks around, finding herself far from the main beach>When she looks back at you, you were the one smiling now>You quickly shove two fingers inside her, as she yelps for the surprise assault>"... D-don't you..""[Don't you dare?]; darling, now is my turn to play.">It may have not been used, but you still remember her sweet spots>Your fingers make light work as they reach their target before she could even react or defend>"Ooooohhh!!!">She falls on your chest, as you keep playing around>She rises her arms, and softly punches you, trying to get you away>You only keep fingering, making as much space as possible for the real deal>The punches stop, slowly changing to palms, and then a hug, as she desperately tries to kiss you>You comply, letting your tongue outside for her>Both join in a messy embrace, as you keep playing with her>She finally reaches close, closing both lips, never stopping for a moment>And eventually she climaxes, leaving a big squirt on the palm of your right hand >She steps back, recovering her breath>You take a moment to lick your "spoils of war">"Eugh, gross.""Said the lady who sucked me off.">"You were the one who came prematurely!""Still, you sucked it all in your mouth. Besides...">You pull down your pants, your shaft rising fast and hard"... this time I'm ready.">"Ahh... I'm not!">Really?>Your fingers start to prod and stretch her insides, as she starts to moan loudly"You look prepared enough to me.">"Uuuuhhh.... stop...">You grab her by her hips, and aim your cock to her entrance>"Ah! No fair!"
>>43176683"Time for "big bro" to have fun, spoony.">You shove your entire cock in one hit, she howling in pleasure>You feel your waist more moist"Now who is the one with premature orgasms?">"You... suck!""Don't worry, my dear spoony, I'll make you change your tune.">Without a care, you lift her a put her down quickly, using her in the most literal sexual sense>"I'm not... your... sex toy...!""Well, why aren't you fighting now?">She tries to answer, but she really was needy>There was almost no resistance for you to reach deep inside>She wanted to stop, but her hips where trying to get you to cum inside>Time to learn your place, Silver Spoon"Spoonie, I'm cumming.">"Inside... do it inside!">You slow down>"Please, don't stop...""I'll cum inside... if you admit you are a slutty loli.">Looks like that brought her back>"W-what?""Say it: I am a perverted loli slut, and you can do anything to me.">"You are sick!""Obviously. I am a pedophile, aren't I?">"No! I won't!" >You push as deep as you can, and pull your shaft slowly, letting her know she will lose you soon>She moves her hips forward, trying to keep you>But she always forgets on tiny detail: she is the kid, and you are the adult>You start to "push away", giving some distance>She quickly notices it, so she uses her legs to hold you>You only slow down the place>"You are mean! The worst!""And you are such a tease, I must keep you under control.">"But I need it!""Then say it.">You can see her defeated pout, a mix of necessity and embarrassment>"... I...""Hmmm?>"... I am...""Yes?">"I am a perverted loli slut! I need your cum inside me!">UUUUUOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!>You hold Silver Spoon the best you can, as you no longer resist anymore>In fact, you overshot it. One cum dump wasn't enough>She tried to hold on, but she lost eventually to her pleasure>You moved her, and made her hold herself on the giant boulder>Ramming her against the rock, you no longer show any inhibitions: this pussy is yours>She looks up>"Nonny, please kiss your slut. I'll promise I'll be good.""No more teasing and banting?">"No more. Just... kiss me, and never leave me.">You comply, kissing her fondly as her body was just putty to play with>You don't remember much after it. You only have visions of sex, kissing, and lots of hugging and cumming----->Your senses return to you, as you noticed you are sitting on the sand with the boulder as your support>You also notice your beach shorts are a mess. Is like if a cow was milked on your hips>Technically true, since you were "the cow">With more senses active, you realize you are still inside Silver Spoon>She has passed out, sleeping and drooling on your chest>You move slowly, trying to not wake her up>With a bit of freedom, you clean both of you so nobody notices the smell of man juice out of her "fragant" cunny>You aren't the one to brag, but you did a good job. It looks like if you found her sleeping around
>>43176685>Finally feeling your legs again, you carry her up, and prepare to leave>But something called your attention: before you moved, you heard some nearby steps>Hiding around, you noticed 4 people leaving: one fat and ugly as sin, smelling like Venice with a sewage leak. And following him, a trio of tanned young adults with bleached hairs>An stereotypical group means only one thing>You go to the place they came from, and find the voluptuous lady and her daughter naked, passed out, covered in semen, and so filled up they are probably pregnant>You could help, but a possible triple "rape" charge ain't in your plans. You need to be there for spoony>[Never leave me.]>Those words return to your head"... I guess you have been alone ever since I left, huh?", you whisper>You take out your phone"May as well take the chance.">You only take a picture of the moment. Good for the spank bank>You find their clothes, and leave them near them"Let's go, spoony. This place doesn't look safe.">"Hmmm...">You look at her>She only moves a bit before sleeping again>The best outcome, actually>You leave the ladies to their luck. If it's like yours, they will get their next hentai scene soon enough >You arrive to the main beach, where an old lady is asking people if they saw a girl with a pink swimsuit>When people notice you, she comes close>"Oh dear Heavens, the lady is safe.""Yeah, I've found her sleeping behind a big boulder at the south. Very secluded.">"Oh, she sometimes does that. Thanks for finding her, mister...""I am Anonymous. I was Silver Spoon's teacher when Mr. Cranky couldn't go to school.">"Ah. Good to know a man who knew the lady was with her.""Yeah, we were playing around the beach, but then she wanted to rest.">"I'll take her home. Could you help me carry her to the car?""No problem.">You follow the sweet lady all the way to the beach's parking lot>Fancy car, but its expected>She opens the back doors, and you let Silver rest on the seats>You take a moment, and leave her a piece of paper with the seashells she found before>You peek, and see the lady distracted trying to find her car keys*Whispering* "I'll call you more often, alright? Let's have another date soon.">You kiss little spoony on her cheek, and close the door"Well, she is sleeping soundly, so now I'll leave her with you.">"Oh, thanks sir. I hope I could make it up to you.""No, is fine. A good deed is enough.">Especially if you were the one who made her "lost" in the first place>You wave the lady as she takes Silver Spoon back at her home----->You are Silver Spoon>You wake up after your surroundings moved around you>You find out you are inside your family's car, and your caretaker driving>"Oh, sorry miss Spoon, did I woke you up?""Eh? No, it's just... how did I...?">"Oh, a man helped me. Said his name was Anonymous.""Anonymous?"
>>43176687>"Yes. He found you sleeping, south of the beach. I was afraid I lost you.""No, I was just...">You notice a piece of paper>Tied to it, a small bag with seashells>[I had a great time, let's find more next time.]>You smile contently>"Miss Silver?""I was looking for seashells." ENDI got annoyed cause no one ever posts the greens in the threads these days. Even the Golly guy a few weeks ago only dropped a link and then dipped.Shout out to the goat RealDash though.
>>43176644Now you're peeing with portals.
>>43173905>Bloomy made friends with the new Australian kid and now she calls everyone that
>>43176688Damn nice green ty for sharing
>>43176688>I got annoyed cause no one ever posts the greens in the threads these daysYeah, sorry. I'd post the green, but these days is weird to know what will piss off the janny or not.As you guys know: no fun allowed. Still, I'm happy you guys liked the green.
>>43176811That's just how she is.
Wtf bump
>>43177500You mean the site or this place? Because we got green, but we are still slow.Is weird.
>>43177506sorry i just amn't interested in spoon, tiara, or cozy. or the dazzlings.
>>43177641
>>43177756I like my girls tomboyish and submissive, not flashy and domineering. so yknow, bounces offa me, sticks to you
>>43176637UnfI think that's one of the hotter ideas, just having a fun day and then sneaking off somewhere for sex because the tension reached a boiling point and now you're cumming in her mouth.
>>43176637what is it about Scoots that drives you crazy? I constantly see her being requested
>>43178018she's kind of perfect. she has all the spunky tomboyishness of apple bloom, all the vulnerability, all the 'probably has fewer boundaries than other girls' lack of sophisticationshe just trades some of Bloomy's pure intense sweetness with a little _more_ vulnerability and roughness. She's completely My Fair Ladyable. But yknow skip to the end where you accept her as she is (plus like 5% more refinement)
>>43178018Like the anon above me said, she has that tomboyish charm, the need and want for affection and appreciation, her outgoing nature. I imagine she'd be really fun to hang out with, and she's just adorable as all sin.Plus she would do anything to make you cum in her
>>43178101Just imagine her pleading with you that she'll try any fetish you're into, and won't make fun of you even if it's weird.Partly because she desperately wants to not be alone, partly because she's got the most wicked crush on you imaginable, partly because she's curious about what weird shit that might entail, and at least partly because she gets off on submitting to things like that.
>>43178162What would she do if the tamest fetish I have is footjobs?
>>43178235phew a sigh of relief, then you'd catch her practicing on anything phallic.oh and of course she would give you one _every fucking day_ even when she's not remotely good at it yet (i'm not really certain 'good at footjobs' even exists desu. it's something I kinda only see look right in manga)
I know at least one of you man whores is getting Pragmata in a few days
>>43178279Shit, I wouldn't even care if she was terrible at it. She'd probably make me cum regardless, and she'd probably especially do it just to watch me cum on her feet.She wouldn't even have to do anything. I'd just grab 'em and fuck 'em.
>>43178300I wouldn't either of course...How do you even fuck a foot? I just want to rub them, nom them, maybe rub my ween on them once or twice just as a show of intimacy, but I feel like actual sex with them is just not gonna work.
>>43178018Cute bikini. Is there more?
>>43178342>How do you even fuck a foot?You make a hole first.
I wanna cum in Scootaloo's mouth so bad
>>43178760Do NOT hurt the lolis!
>>43178018Like I've stated elsewhere, it's Scootaloo getting her due. Applebloom was a prominent secondary character in Season 1, and Sweetie was eventually fully realized. Scootaloo got the short end of the stick, with a terrible family and no exploration of her hinted-at talent.
>>43178945>and no exploration of her hinted-at talent.Sucking dick?
>>43178945>>43178991Does anybody have that image of the CMC keychains? It appeared back during the week the episode they obtained theirs was going to air.Does somebody have it? Because I liked those designs. It showed that Applebloom was going to be an apple potion maker, Sweetie Belle a singer, and Scoots something rad, but I don't remember much of it.Shame those never came to be, and instead they all had that CMC shield. Sure, it was cute, but I feel it stuck them in one single note.
>>43179058Can't find it
>>43179058Sorry, if it's been uploaded to the boorus, I can't find it. The only alternate cutie marks I know of are the ones Kat Stenson did before her involvement with the show.By the way, cutie mark on human and tailed humanization is peak.
which human filly would be the most okay with a very casual reachunder quimrub?
>>43179743A what now?
>>43179743Anon, should I call an ambulance?
>>43180047>>43180077oh for chrissakesyou reach down, curl fingers underwise, and give a rub to her quim. Just casually. Petting the hyrax. Building up a little pube static. Checking the clunge for moisture.
>>43180081
>>43180111am I speaking Swahili? You really can't pony what I'm govoreeting?Alright. Simpler, then: which human filly would let you cop casual feels of her girl-business, with little to no reaction beyond delight?
>>43180111Finger from behind
Choose carefully
>>43180599Loli GF that eventually turn into lolicon GF that will have a loli with you and repeat the cycle
>>43180599We need this with Lily Pad and Pinkie Pie
>>43180599Lolicon GF, so we can share a Loli GF
>>43180111May Allah forgive me he is worse than an Albanian.He's Br*tish
>>43180967I'm glad we have 70yo British guys on the MLP loli thread
>>43180375actually I was thinking from the front because i don't listen to the rap, but sure.>>43180599literally the main attractive thing about a female is that she likes -you-i want her to drool uncontrollably at my manliness. i want our kids to be an extension of our love, and for her to admire our son growing up strong and tall like his dad.
>>43180599It's an easy choice: If she's into lolis, then she's lesbian and isn't into me.
>>43181359thank you!
>>43181359Bisexuals don’t exist?
>>43181401Yes, it's called bisexual erasure. People are required to pick one side and stick with it.
>>43181401"both gay and straight" isn't a third thing, it's the first two things, together.if you have a peanut butter sandwich, a jelly sandwich, and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, there are not three spreads at play.
>>43180081Hop in, dude.
>>43181454I spread my dick over your mom last night
I like lolis, and sticking things in my ass. Which loli is the one for me?
>>43181573Cozy Glow surely. she looks like a fister.
>>43181573Rumble
>>43180207Also Rumble
>>43178991Correction, sucking MY dick
>>43178018I love tomboys sm, but even beyond that just the fact that she’s got that rough on the outside soft on the inside thing goin on. Sleepless in Ponyville is peak. I want her to idolize me like she does Dash, and be my little bride.
more bunny girls
>>43182609Cum on bunny girl faces.
>>43182173aw hell yeah. idolized by scoots is best.
>>43176562Which artist? I think he's a moron and could write an essay about why I feel that way, but all I'll say is that vtubers are AIDS and that simultaneously the actor is the act but is not the act, in a manner of speaking, and that people who don't understand this are likely not very bright or cultured, but then they probably wouldn't be interested in vtubers in the first place :^).>>43180081This is a bit off-topic from your discussion, but I just want to say that quim is such a disgusting word. English vulgar speech truly is no different from Ebonics in its baseness.
>>43178018Scoots popularity is interesting, because in the early fandom that didn't seem quite the case. Sweetie Belle seemed to be most popular, and Scootaloo and Apple Bloom were about equal, I think; it's been a long time. I have some ideas about what changed, but I'm curious to see if anyone here has any ideas first.
>>43182984it gets so much lower than that, I could have busted out 'minge' or 'axe-wound'quim by comparison at least sounds classy. like as if it were an abbreviation for 'quivering clam' or something.and the only good vtubers are lilyhops, korone, and gura.
>>43182991>mingeDon't remind me. Yes, in comparison it does have a finer air to it, but it's still disgusting.
>>43182988I'd like to hear your ideas, but I don't have any myself. I haven't been around long enough to even guess at what might have changed.
>>43182991My opinion of Gura improved somewhat when she went indie, and especially that she leaned heavier into the lolicon aspect, but what is the appeal of Korone (the Japanese ones do seem to be marginally less annoying, but they're still streamers, and therefore bad)?
>>43182988I think it's simply that the popularity of "loli tomboy" and tomboys in general have grown.
>>43182995I can't throw stones, I have similar gripes about word choices. Some of which are IRRITATINGLY popular, making them hard to avoid.>>43183017why's streaming bad?The appeal of Korone is she is a good dog. she tries hard to speak English sometimes, she loves a dirty joke, she does silly voices while playing games.. she's delightful. 100% topquality wanko-chan.
>>43182609Cute
>>43183047I love Korone. She gives of chaotic, yet wholesome little sister vibes, and just seems really genuine overall. She's also a big part of the reason I'm learning Japanese now, because clippers aren't gonna translate everything I wanna watch.
>>43183281just so.
>>43176562I guess discovering your favorite loli Vtuber is actually a tranny scared the hell out of him.
>>43183512I don't get why people are shocked when their vtuber was anything but a woman.And I mean a woman-woman, not a tranny or a trap.The vtuber is an avatar, what did you expect? Is an illusion, is fake.
>>43183627it... really isn't though? that's not a man's voice. and she's been doing it since way before anything even resembling a live ai voice changer existed.
oh also she expressed mild discomfort in seeing rule 34 of the character, (though much more vehement discomfort at people who SHOW it to her hoping she'll agree with their outrage, like fuck you don't show me that)No male who creates the perfect loli would be against seein that.
>>43183649>oh also she expressed mild discomfort in seeing rule 34 of the characterDude, gura literally retweeted porn of herself sometimes and she was in fucking hololive, being female don't make you puritan.
>>43183653no, but being puritan makes you female.
>>43182988Pretty sure early fandom polls show sweetie belle and scootaloo ahead of apple bloom
I can literally imagine golly being a Vtuber, making herself as the Vtuber model and pretend to be an adult just for the money
>>43184365Similar to Shondo? I could see her being the same type of unhinged.
>>43183850Above? I want to believe we're practically the samehttps://files.catbox.moe/bp04ax.mp4
>>43184365Least horny Golly streamhttps://youtu.be/29EnmFIxWnc?si=kGssIhjqeaXZ2dNq
Even just ignoring the cute and funny, I just love how beautiful Tiara's blue eyes are in this. The way the socks are done is also very nice.https://u.pone.rs/fmjfzzps.png
>>43184624>>43184381>golly as shondoKinda scary how much it fit with golly...
>>43184519>no fileYou had one job
Enough with the vtuber talk, get back on topic
>>43185099pinkie would vtuber like mad.
>>43185184She would, however, be terrible at ASMR>(whispering) Okay Anon, I've baked a biiiig cake for you and (full fucking volume) OOOOOOH it's LOGANBERRY!
>>43185553https://u.pone.rs/xvchuxkb.png>>43185771There is an image to image function, but it didn't seem to do make any discernable difference for me.>>43186021We're halfway through the thread and this is the first time I've posted anything in it.
>>43186202Cute
>>43186202based
oh, okay. Fine. I thought everything was going quite well actually.anyway, here's Bloomy.
>>43187105We got too "Uoooohhh" back there, janny just said "quit it."
>>43187145AppUOHHle BlUOHHHm
>>43187145Well, at least the janitor is kind enough to just do it, sometimes that's what the thread needed, just someone to just say "guys, maybe this is a little too far, let stop"
>>43180857weirdly high-cut loincloth dress is.. certainly a new treat
>>43187206nothing more scary than calmly discussing true events and having rational views thereaboutonly one disrupting things is you, so let's be quiet and post pone to postpone.
Just what ARE these girls getting up to?
>>43187265>eight word bubbles, all blanktypical girls
>>43187145>>43187235Thank God for the jannies. Sometimes they make not-so-great decisions, but when it comes to THIS thread of all places, they're a godsend. The last thing we need are people here ending up on a list because some anons thought they could get a little too comfortable.Anyway, back to fictional characters, as it should stay.What would camping with Scoots be like?
>>43187393uh huh. you can leave anytime.
>>43187396I come here to talk about fictional characters. I don't come here to talk about real kids. Go sit down and wait for Hansen and leave us alone.Or you can just answer my question. What would camping with Scoots be like?
>>43187399sorry anon camping is a real activity, it's just getting too real for me. I come here to talk about fictional activities like magic contests and making a rainbow appear if you fly really fast
>>43187425There's a difference between lolis and the shit the janny took down.Stop being a whiny retard and just stick to the fucking thread before they decide these threads can't be made anymore.
What would camping with Twist be like?
>>43187531constant allergies all day long but super warm cuddles all night
>>43187531She would sneeze a lot with all the pollen, and I better pick something besides marshmallows.But it would be a nice memory where she gets to collect silly things like branches, leaves, or bugs.
>>43187560wait why?Oh, right. I always forget marshmallows aren't kosher
>>43187570I usually imagine Twist having braces, so I guess it was my headcanon hitting with the OG canon.
>>43187584braces peeps can't have marshmallows? shit.can she have nice all-beef hotdogs? Those are great over a fire.
>>43187584I figured the reason is thick hair and sticky messy treats don't mix, especially when you're a full body sneezing child. What's this about her being jewish actual canon?
>>43187531Campfire stories about how the Holocaust didn’t happen and how Jewish cunnies get a pass
tf is wrong with all of you? Red hair is usually Scottish or Irish.
>>43187664well she IS a pony in hoovesland. I think people got confused because her hair is curly like a sheep, and of course the hebrewes are eweish.
>>43187265Cute
time to have some arr-rated adventures
>>43188913>What are your orders?Set sail to all the chocolate coins and sugar in the world!
>>43188913Set sail for international waters lassies, I've got some big plans that involve plenty of plunderin' and deck scrubbin'.
>>43189127better not plunder the poop deck. we aint THAT kind of pirate.
>>43189216What if they ask you to?
>>43189503curious fillies are curious. we will attempt something a bit smaller, first.
>>43176523Damn, talk about a swing and a massive miss.First my first story gets 2700s views, but this one just breaks the 200.At least is board approve (since it wasn't deleted up there). Maybe the I'll wrote my next with this thread in mind, rather than just point at my ponepaste.
>>43172379Not a writer or linguist but it's interesting that in places with resource scarcity it's occasionally the opposite. The requirements of communication can only be achieved by the use of increasingly specific words or phrases because not being clear about what specific food or tool can result in severe consequences. The Eskimo having 'x' amount of words for snow isn't true but they are able to verbalize what they are describing beyond just wet or dry, instead being able to say 'wind driven with voids' relatively efficiently. I'm not saying this as someone that necessarily loves primitive or poor societies but I'd like to see how nuance can be used to communicate that they're not necessarily devolved but live in a different society than what is popular to describe a post-apocalyptic world.
>>43189693Language is funny that way. It's not like a bag of sand where you just pour more sand in til it's full. it's more like chipping away at a piece of flint or obsidian to get a knife. You might have to take off a lot of material, or only a little, but what matters isn't the amount, it's the sharpness of the edge.
>>43189660The number of views you get is very unpredictable and not a great measurement of story quality. You shouldn't pay too much attention to it.
>>43189808This. There's a reason you don't make art for attention, and it's not that attention is bad. It's just the same reason you don't buy a house with the intention of winning the lottery to make the payments. You don't get a job at a hamburger joint because you really enjoy eating lobster and you're hoping you can take home the uneaten food at the end of the day. You'll just be disappointed if that's what you built your expectations on.
>>43189660you're fineall the non views are banned niggasyou wouldn't want them to be your views now, would youthey're a bunch of perverts
>9Good age, bad page. Up with you.
>>43191446I want to tickle those feet!
>>43191785I want to grab at them as she dangles them over the edge of the bed (I am the monster under the bed. Fluttershy is kind to all creatures so she offers her ankles once in a while, knowing that is what bedmonsters like, even if she is ascared of them.)
>>43191446Hug!
I'd love to see another unhealthy dose of apocalypse ScootalooAnyway goodnight
>>43190603Heh
>>43192189You and me both
>Oh you're here to sign Silver Spoon out of school for the day? Haha, special occasion, 'dad'?>"Nothing in particular, and I'm not her father, I'm her husband. Thank you."
>>43192982Based hubby
>>43192982>>43193321>But I heard her call you Da- .. ohhh.
>>43193481unf, wife hitting the Marilyn Monroe dress grab pose while looking at me and blushing, perfection.
>>43193516inoriteshe is not used to dressies.
Drive by woonapostinghttps://u.pone.rs/oknorfmw.pnghttps://u.pone.rs/fzjlfxgk.png
>>43193846AVG doesn't like this. false detection?
>>43193846
>>43193516https://u.pone.rs/dzgpetsa.png>>43193861I assume it's because there's embedded metadata in the PNG.
>>43194033would someone really put a site on the blacklist just because you can upload images with metadata? that's.. most places that aren't 4chan
>>43194080If it's the site that's blocked, obviously it's because the usual suspects are using the website for obvious purposes, and that got passed up the grapevine into a corporate office somewhere. Every site with uploads has to deal with it.You can report a false positive to them, might change, might not.
>>43194102What makes you sure they had reason and they didn't just report it falsely? narcs are narcs.
>>43194109cold lil fillies
>>43194373She's embarrassed because the dress is the same color as her skin and she's worried everyone is going to think she's naked
>>43194636No, take a look at the colors: She's a walking trans flag. Someone forced her to transition to being a trans femme, and now she's embarrassed that everyone will know.
>>43194102>FilenameWell, she knows how to use one, if the movies are anything to go by
Teasing Megan
>>43195600The OG loli
>>43192189Personally, I wanna see more of the Shadowbolts, maybe I'll draw some after I'm done with comms.
>>43165414That was easy to find manhttps://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25208281/#25209546
>>43196204NTA, but I find it hilarious that this guy has been asking for someone to draw apocalypse Scootaloo for months at this point, but everyone's response is either genning AI slop or saying, "Nah, I'm gonna draw someone else."
>>43196281I mean I could draw her just kinda chilling but I'm too busy to do more than that.also I feel like I'd rather draw her in actual visibly-apocalyptic-outfits than how she is in the story which is just normal scoots, or slightly chubby scoots, or scoots with longer hair.
>>43194033Why the fuck are you uploading stuff to pone.rs with embedded metadata in the pictures, in a lolicon thread
>>43196328are you suggesting that the antivirus program is actually reading the images and looking for embedded metadata?also isn't like, metadata normal to have? it has like picture orientation data, where photos were taken, etc. Kinda thing you'd want to have, ESPECIALLY on things that are a lil more eyebrow-raising, since... yknow you could track down the photographer.
>>43196296What story? I thought he was just talking about just any apocalypse.
>>43193846>https://u.pone.rs/oknorfmw.pngI want to kiss Woona.
>>43196366nope, there's a specific and very long and amazing greentext that anon wants more pictures of, because it's that good,but the thing is, it's a greentext's greentext. it's flat-out not about visuals. Nothing in it looks particularly special, and that's fine.
>>43194106Security through obscurity? I don't think they blacklist by default.>>43195212Of course, she couldn't have done the Anon E. Miss stuff without it...>>43196328The embedded data is the prompt that genned the image. People ask for it all the time.>>43196372Kiss her where?
>>43196403>Kiss her where?Left ventricle
>>43195977That would be her sister.
>>43196403it seems odd to get "URL: blacklist" if it's the specific file anon is trying to send.
>>43196405I'm more a kissing on the clavicle kinda guy.>>43196419You're getting knotted up. I'm the uploader, the other anon has a browser extension that's blocking him from accessing the site.
>>43196453no, I'm that guy. but I am definitely tangled regardless.
>>43195977>>43196413they were both pretty doable, honestly
>>43196373>not about visualsRegarding the loli portion or the overall worldbuilding? I read the story and thought it was descriptive enough for both. Maybe overly sometimes, but that's not too bad.
>>43197049Cute pair
>>43195600She's a cutie. I liked the cowboy/rancher style clothes she started with.
>>43196734I guess what I mean is..any picture of Scootaloo is probably potentially Apocalypse Scootaloo, unless it has other people in it besides Anon.You have to be pretty obsessive to be like "I want to see her in exactly the salmon colored sweater she's wearing in this chapter of a fanfic, that would be amazing"it's not as if anything particularly visually distinctive happens to her.
>>43197255I don't care much for the golly loli, but for some reason, when she's paired up with Chrysalis, I actually like her.Must be the autism, I dunno.
>>43198214i want Fluffle Puff in there to round it out
>>43198227I wonder how a loli puff would look.
>>43198574hopefully better than how her creator started drawing her. that was such a downgrade and started obsessing with lezzy shit
TIL that apparently Ponybooru banned human fillies. When did that happen?
>>43199119Less than a day ago, and there was zero prior warning, I suspect something's fucky.
Now you know why twibooru is essential even if they importer is automatic
>>43197398Share prompt please
>>43199119>"Zizzy just confirmed on the discord that its down to age verificaton laws"This is from the forum, so let just give it time or everyone will be forced to move to ponerpics or twibooru and then we pray the same don't happen over there, this is just a proof the internet we know about to change again in a more oppressive way
>>43199510>age verificaton laws>ONLY delete loli and shotaSound like bullshit desu
>>43199523Yeah, any platform that allows user generated content will require age verification, so it's either Zizzy not understanding the implications of the law or happy to finally be able to ban something that he never liked in the first place.
>>43199230Is there a drama thread I can shitpost in?
>>43199819>>43124368
>>43199600The amount of lengths people will go to defend fucking pixels... if only they put this much effort into protecting actual children.Christ.
>>43199862This isn't about protecting children, it's about control. They want to be able to crack down on dissenting political opinions in the West, especially after the Epstein fiasco.
>>43199496Who knew that the fall of the west would happen because we aren't allowed to have "cute and funny" pics in our PERSONAL COMPUTERS.Is like if everyone wants to know everything, just for the sake of it. Just leave me alone, I don't even have something to hide to be worried about, you are annoying me over nothing.
>>43200009Remember: It's only going to get worse.
>>43199499masterpiece, best quality, loli, child, (single shot),(oekaki:1), solo, alone, 1girl, skinny,petite, loli, child, sexy, cute, big eyes, thick eyelashes, blush, ear blush,, full-face blush, flat chest, (dutch angle), (perspective:1),megan williams,, ponytail,orange shirt, brown vest, blue pants, denim, brown boots, red bow, picnic, sitting, embarrassed, averting eyes, looking away, nervous smile, finger to cheek, nervous laugh, vhs artifacts, (four fingers), sitting indian_style, facing viewer, cowboy boots,https://civitai.com/models/1462490/megan-williams https://civitai.com/models/2431352/anime-vhs-tape-30
>>43200061>Wallflower reads NarutoThat explains the gif.
>>43200009>I don't even have something to hide to be worried about, you are annoying me over nothing.Sorry anon, this isn't even involve if you have real kids in your computer, this is about what you're thinking about politic. They would care less about kids and the current right wing in charge time is running out so they're getting ready to make a fucking big acceleration of what people are allowed to thing when the left return to be in charge.
>>43187265>what ARE these girls getting up to?Bad things. Naughty things.Better give them each a spanking.
>>43200164Cute apple
>>43200061Thanks. Something to try for when I install my own GPU.
>>43199510what do you mean 'about to'
>>43200134>right wing in chargeanon. you cannot be this retarded
>>43200061Cuuuuuute nerdy Wally.
>>43200536Age verification will be enforced next year to allow PC users to... well, use their PC. If they refuse to verify or it's discovered you faked your age, your PC will be locked until you verify or correct.I'm genuinely not kidding, this is what they're doing for PCs as soon as next year.
>>43200724Are people in charge of PCs fucking retarded? Do they have ANY idea what will have if they lockout their product?I assure you there will be MILLIONS of PCs locked because most don't even exist as personal PCs. They are just running one program to keep other programs active.Is like saying "I don't like how my boat get wet with water coming up. I'll make a big hole at the bottom to drain it!"
I have no idea what any of you think you're accomplishing, so here's a loli to get the thread back on track.
>>43200775>Taking Sweetie Belle to prom>Rarity thinks it's just to make her happy and to have fun>Dance with Sweetie, have a good time>Sweetie feigns being tired>You tell Rarity you'll drive her home>"Aww, such a noble stallion~">It's all a ruse>You drive out somewhere deep in the woods>You and Sweetie crawl into the backseat>You fuck Sweetie Belle in all kinds of ways>Like there's no tomorrow>Still get her home in time>Rarity never suspects a thing
>>43200724oh you said 'again', got itall the more reason to never go past win7. we just need people building old-compatible separate internet.>>43200753this is a political thing. it's all designed to get you angry so you don't pay attention to what they're doing. anything you've heard about is a distraction. Every true problem, you haven't heard of it.
>>43200798i wonder what the delineation is between people who say 'to prom' and the normal people who say 'to the prom'is it age? region?
>>43200891It's used both ways.
>>43200930yeah and I wonder what the delineation is between those two ways.
>>43200966I suppose it's a regional thing. Some say "to the prom" because is "to the location", and others go "to prom" like "to (the) party"
>>43201122yeah I would have to think that.I was raised by californian parents but in the midwest, so there was a lot of conflict, but I also remember that as a very young kid, people always said 'budging in line' and at some point it universally became 'butting in line'LIke they mixed it up with the concept of 'butting in' as in interrupting. and I thought, that sounds way fucking worse. you're saying butt for no good reason.
>>43201199Was always "cutting in line", for me.>you're saying butt for no good reasonWho the hell needs a reason to say "butt"?
>>43201237yeah you're probably right that it got mutated with 'cutting in line' which was also a thing, but for some reason, only heard in the context of adults. at like, a movie theater. not so much school.hey I'm all for saying butt and all, I mean I can make myself laugh but just saying 'bwuttcheeks' in the right voice, but.. it's weird when it's in a different context.
>>43200890This anon knows what's up.
>>43201474precious bloomy.
>All the non-uuuooh postsgayso gay
Sex with (tot) Flurry Heart
>>43201474Those panties have a severe lack of a little pink bow on top
>>43202203there i fixed it
>>43202396Kek
>>43202396Anon you are alright. we are friends now.
>>43202396Haha funny, now stop being retarded and actually add what he asked.
>>43202876Hey at least it's content and not a bunch of paragraphs about who hosts what where or more AI tips and tricks.
>>43202876anon this is profoundly easy to do yourself even with a mouse. unless you're on a phone or are stuck with a laptop clit...
>>43202876Probably could have convinced someone to do it if you'd asked nicely.
>>43203345>convincing>asking nicelyI'm saving those for the middle school mixer I'm going to tomorrow night, heyoooo!
>>43203353Seems like a lot more effort than a couple drops of GHB in the punch bowl would be, but hey, maximum effort, right?
>>43203465Yeah no save those for your mom.
>>43203479It's a date-rape drug, anon, not a fucking Lazarus serum.
>>43203536Yeah I don't need panty droppers, put those back in her night stand lol.
>>43203536that was a damn fine comeback, anon.
I think perhaps some websites don't fully comprehend what "-explicit" is supposed to mean
>>43203641Look I don't see any handholding so it looks safe to me.
>>43203641I think some 2020s whackjobs don't fully comprehend what "fully fucking clothed" means.
>whackjobThat's just precious, i'd tell her she can call it whatever she pleases and that I'd still like it because she said it
>>43203654anon, the joke is that "-explicit" still turns up naked lolis wif bob and vagener exposed that would get you banned on blue boardand now that i've explained it it's no longer funnylike trixie showing you how her sausage is made
>>43203665Please forgive this old retard, and walk me through how I was supposed to get there from the image posted here.Or, was I meant to already be aware of that, and you were riffing on what you hoped was already commonly known? Because then at least I get the joke.
>>43203678Go on your horse image site and search "loli, -explicit, -anthro"the last tag is important
>>43203680nono anon, sorry, I didn't phrase it right.When you made that post, what were you hoping I would do, seeing the picture of Bloomy cuddling that generic anime lad? How were you hoping I'd go from seeing that, to getting the punchline "Ha, these sites sure are letting the explicitly stuff through." ?
Take it to AOL instant messenger, grandpa's.
>>43203688I wasn't hoping anythingYou are much too self-absorbedhave a trixie
>>43203705I didn't-Shit I have to be really careful with my phrasing with you. I didn't mean literally me, I meant like, a general person reading it.So if you didn't have any hopes about people getting the joke, A) why post it, and B) why pos tthis? >>43203665 In order to avoid the "Explaining it makes it no longer funny" concept, it would have to be coherent ~without~ explanation.If I may reiterate, were you perhaps hoping I was already aware of the state of things, and would recognize this as a riff on current events?
>>43203705Those makeshift facemask bikinis were the shit back in 2020. Corona and the quarantine may got us down but at least some wacky ideas popped up.
>>43203713I'm amazed I never saw this. Super cute. Though at the time, I was hostile toward any reminder of what year it was. and I still am, really. but I can appreciate this now that it's not today.
>>43203711You are overthinking thisI am drunk, I looked for the least explicit image using the "-explicit" tag and thought it was funny.We are a truly lulzless site, these days.
>>43203717>I am drunkThere's the problem. I have no idea what you two are arguing about, but this is why you're arguing. Not anything else. This.
>>43203717>drunkthank you Anon, that was the missing piece. My soul can now be at rest.
>>43203721>>43203719this guy>>43203651 got the joke
>>43203722Not according to >>43203665
>>43203727Well, the joke is on me, then.Amn't I silly.
>>43203729sorry i fixed it
>>43203746I came
>>43203678>>43203680>>43203688>>43203711funniest interaction I've seen in a couple weeks
>>43203746mein sides.>>43203753I'm glad it wasn't annoying. Finding out he was drunk was the real punchline for me.
>>43203753you can lead a horse to cunny but you can't force him to uooohhhI don't really know what that means but it sounds profound
>>43203711>were you perhaps hoping I was already aware of the state of things, and would recognize this as a riff on current events?what fucking current event could you possibly think this relates to?
>>43203762this here >>43203665I didn't mean current events like... ~current events~ y'know. I was just trying to restructure my line of questioning so Anon would grok it okay.Because sometimes people do joke that way, assuming everyone knows some recent occurrence and riffing on it without further explanation.
>>43203773youoverthoughtthis
>>43203822Yeah but I couldn't have known he was drunk. Dude types like a champ.I was just talking today about this old friend I had who drunktyped at me all the time, and shsehs was slurringhissh everryas llinne like her fingers were heavy and clumsy on the keyboard. I miss her. Hope she's okay.
>>43203891Iisthatdrunkdumdum>herwell hope the bottom surgery worked
>>43203908girls can drink too, dummy.and if that's you, then why did you dredge it up again after we already finished?
>>43203914can't even believe i have to say it, desu desu senpai a lam paibut i suppose i willtits or gtfo
>>43203917wow those filters are still in effect, huh
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/144051086While ignoring the whole Made in abyss generation of nanachi something got me curious, in a part of the images it look like they managed to make doujin pages, this make me wonder if this would be possible to be replicated here or if this involve a more complex method used here.
>>43203695>don't use a message board for what it's meant for Hello sunfag
>>43203959>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/144051086no, i will not make an accountarchive it or just shut up
>>43203970image board, ma'am, not a place for Borat's to exchange orangutan speak and consume post space with it lol
>>43204173Image board is a subset of a message board, my dear retard.
>>43204185>he am were the drunk>NO HE ARE WAS TEH DRUNKNice job defending retards, retard.
43204213Fuck off, stupid robot.
>>43204414Oops
French kissing human fillies and stuff.
>>43204585which human filly has an embarrassing amount of saliva and is self-conscious about it but you tell her you like her sloppy kisses
>>43204741Swibble, but only because she has a whore sister providing her such a good (bad) example.
>>43204743hmm or perhapth Twitht
>>43204752Scoots is a latchkey kid, maybe she wants to try some of that sloppy kissing she sees on the internet.
>>43203959With a little bit of testing, it's doable, but for consistency or direction it would probably be better to make the manga panels yourself and scrapbook multiple images into it. For straight porn it should be fine though.https://litter.catbox.moe/607fpnh2q0qicnzm.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/8jgszmh1b4io0343.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/4v2c5ghjl1dtub0t.png
>>43204764Neat. It still needs some tweaking, but is a good start.
>>43205315Hey haven't seen you in a while glad we're back to 'normal'
>>43204764
>>43204764looks like each of these has been squished vertically.
>>43205429Oh weird, it does. I didn't notice that. If I ever fuck around with it further, I'll adjust the height.
>>43205485Ahyuck, garsh...
>>43205485this is just Joy from My Name is Earl
>>43205485How is that even mlp or eqg related?
>>43205497First day here?
>>43205497Yeah, at least it could have the EQG skin tones
>>43205492
>>43205544Kek
>>43205544based and checked>>43205555and confirmed
>>43205544>Karn is my thingShucks, is that how she thinks corn is spelled?
>Mr. Anonymous, every time I visit the library, you always smile and greet me cheerfully..well today, I'm not returning the favor!>..I. Have. Needs! And this!>So, let me ask YOU, Mr. Anonymous, do you see anything YOU'D like to 'check-out'?
>>43205619Ms. Spoon, I'm going to need you to either renew your withdrawal of 'Lolita' or return the book, please.
Cute girl feet
>>43205619I wonder what she will get if she checks all spaces.
>>43206540A polite and firm handshake.__________
>>43205497This happens all the time, try your hand at the insta-AI and see if you can do better, you likely can't be any worse..
Uoh
>>43207856i wish this artist did more
>>43208116Crade? He draws loli all the time.
>>43208124and that is not enough
>>43208124oh I didn't recognize him, his blooms usually look different.also he must be keeping them paywalled, which I get. I mean, I don't get how he's able to, but
where the Sunset summer camp gens at
>>43208138>His blooms usually look different.Must be the teeth. He usually adds the classic "one tooth out" southern stereotypes have.
>>43208297https://files.catbox.moe/kbx18n.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/v23rv7.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ggyfbs.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/1yidv5.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/mdrg5p.pngEnded up more as a trip to the lake rather than camping.>>43208793Is that a southern stereotype? I usually associate it with reckless tomboys or a childish appearance. Both of which can apply to Applebloom. Now if you said they were missing most of their teeth I'd believe that. That's usually old men or meth heads though from what I've encountered.
>>43209180>Is that a southern stereotype?I may have it mied it up. I usually see tomboy characters with a chipped tooth, but most of the time they are "rural" or from "the countryside", so I may have united both.
>>43209256Fair enough. The south does tend to have more tomboys out in the country, so I can see the association.
>>43209256it's also a loli feature because their adult teeth are still coming in
>>43209256Crade usually gives most of his loli characters a missing tooth to further emphasize that they're young.Honestly, that's just a little iffy to me, but to each their own.
>>43209180Cute!
