I need to take her stiff dirty socks off her legs and nuzzle her hooves so bad.
She looks really into it here.https://twibooru.org/3594665?q=oc%3Afloor+bored
>>43251412I want to hold her hooves with my hooves. I love neet mares.
>>43251416>Straight mane floorbI.. don't know how I feel about it? Guess that implies she got a shower and is likely happily living with anon if showers even occured. This makes me happy.
>>43251474
>>43251488She finally showers because she went on a date and got lucky. With a little more material, I could make a greentext about it. Do you think she'd go out for sushi or something?
>>43251598Sushi? Probably not, but a small ramen shop, yeah I can see that.also sushi has feesh, poni don't eat feesh and it's extra headache to try and make it vegetarian
>>43252326Did Anon die?
GIWTWM
>>43252326>healslut goldieOOHHHHMYYYYY.avi
>>43251596Quality stuff.
>>43251603Fuck the fish. I can make peace with the show not having canon meat being eaten (although I could've sworn griffons were implied to be meat eaters), but the world clearly has normal animals (like the pet dog one of the characters has), so there can be generic fish, and those generic fish can be made into sushi.
>>43253765>Fuck the fishBetter hope a mermaid neet mare doesn't see that.
>>43253765Do not the seapony
>>43252326>pt3Can I get the others?
>>43254501
Based on Pony Quarantine's little comic with Floor getting a new Hoodie. For whatever reason it reminded me of Akuma from Street fighter.
>>43254803Cute. I do enjoy NAWA's art.
>>43255254Scraggleman's art is great, too: >>43254828
>>43255439agreed
>>43255482I'll use my unicorn magic to rape you. I'm a NEET so it counts.
>>43256071I think that anon is maresexual, so he might not be attracted to you. Are you a mare?
What games for the Gameboy does she like? Does she have a favorite Pokemon or Pokemon type?I tried to post the animated one but it's like 0.3 MB too big
>>43256093Whichever version she has, it's one with all the bullshit accessories.
>>43256093>Eyebrows always ABOVE her maneAwful trope.
Close enough, welcome back Neetpone thread.
>>43254828I like it
>>43256093There’s an animated one?
>>43256820Yeah, it's an emote you can get on Steam too if you got the Marequest 2 game and play for like an hour and you can get the borders and backgrounds too. It's pretty sweet.https://twibooru.org/3709202?q=oc%3Adot+matrix>>43256625Sorry, I'm not the usual baker. I just wanted more nerdy ponies today.
>>43258156Cute pic.Here's the pasta for the thread I grabbed the last time I saw it:Previous NEET shenanigans:>>(thread number)>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!• Much, much more!>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:https://ponepaste.org/5398>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555>Link to OP:https://ponepaste.org/5397
What happens if you get licked by a NEET mare?Asking for a friend.
>>43258156Oh that, I thought you meant an animation of the reference Dot like spinning or something to show her from all angles
>>43258379That means your apartment now has a serious NEET infestation.
Neet doodle.
>>43258379ringworm probably
>>43251603>poni don't eat feeshThis is your brain on veganism.
>>43259315Who says he's gonna eat it?
>>43259319>catching fish just to let them goI thought ponies were too heckin wholesomechungus to exploit animals like that???
>>43259043Good stuff
https://ponerpics.org/images/7507686How big should floorb teetas be?
>>43260092Not that big.That's ridiculous.
>>43260092that looks fucking gross and crotchboobs are for FAGS
>>43260193>crotchboobs are for FAGSImagine the feel when your balls slap against your waifu's crotchtits as you plap her. Yeah that's what I thought. >>43260187So floorbored is flatboard in other words?
>>43260290>the feel when your balls slap against your waifu's crotchtitsAnon, crotchboobs are above the vagina. Your balls would be too far from them. What the fuck kind of tits does your waifu have?
>>43260297>What the fuck kind of tits does your waifu have?Massive fucking milkers.https://ponerpics.org/images/6367203
>>43260306Also she would widen her stance during plap sessions, to lower her marebits into position. This would therefore further the range of motion for her teetas.
>>43260092Smaller than Dot’s, probably bigger than Taku’s
>>43259043another neet doodle
Wait a second......Dot Matrix? ...Dominatrix!She definitely tops in bed.
>>43261282Oh lord I want her to slam on top of me as I use my hooves to hug her really big belly!
>>43261313I smack this faggot with the back of my hand
>>43261550I throw this faggot out of the building with my unicorn magic while I hug dot with my pony hooves.
>>43261282>>43261553Grab her love handles!
>>43261282Man, dot is a very cute OC. Next to floor she's my second favorite. Those neetpones are quite the cute bunch. They all got one thing we rarely do: they're all happy to be who they are, even if they're awkward, they're them, and that's quite the thing to look up to
>>43261595Hell yeah, I love her so much. It will be awesome when I get to hold her hoof with my own hoof when we're watching the latest pony shows or playing pony vidya.
>>43261236Oh my
>>43261236very cute bikini
>>43256093She's a Gengar main for sure.
>>43262152Gengar a shit, Haunter is cooler.
>>43262165Haunter evolves when you trade it, anon. And she values hers because she got it from (You)
>>43262152>>43262165>>43262230>vulnerable to psychic and ground>only effective against normalKEK I HOPE YOU KEPT CONFUSE RAY AND HYPNOSIS CUZ NIGHTSHADE IS WEAKHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
>>43262240Yeah but he's cool and that's more important than stats
>>43262240It can still learn thunderbolt and psychic in gen 1
>>43262240>>43262246>>43262251I'm going to cable-link battle your cute neetmare gf and solo her team with a level 150 Snorlax and only use hyper beam (and rest).
>>43254803Always loved seeing the misadventures of the NEET gang you draw.Also NEETs in a sorta video formhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6438CGzSF-w
>>43262634I don't know why I immediately thought of this
>>43251416God, I wish that was me. Best I can get is my body pillow.
>>43262805Very nice
>>43262831The best part is what’s hidden underneath the blanket. Such a beautiful sight.
>>43262844i want to see.... post off site link please
>>43262895https://files.catbox.moe/fhte6j.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/ikkj5i.jpeg
>>43262902fucking nice. is that change her payment?
>>43262909That’s just loose change I left sitting around. My whole room’s a mess.
>>43251598> She finally showersThe bad ending
>>43262230...Well alright, that's very sweet.
>>43262634I same to you Scraggleman, it was some of your comics that inspired me to start drawing neets
>>43261617Yeah, you know you wanna swap spit with Dot.
>>43264537Yes I want to kiss Dot while holding her flank with my hooves. So?
>>43262805Based, and I've got a floorb daki in my bed right now, too.
>>43265841
>>43265841Mines in my trunk right now suffering in the heat. She enjoys it I think.
>>43265841>>43266251Nice. Do y’all have the same one that I have, or are there other ones I don’t know about?
>>43266439It's the only Floorb daki I've ever known to exist. Funnily enough, it's also the best selling daki in that artist's KoFi shop, probably because it gets shilled in these threads.
>>43266538Makes sense. I only know about it because I saw someone post a picture of it in another thread many months ago. When I laid my eyes on it, I instantly fell in love.
>>43266606Same, and the artist of the daki even turned up in the /merch/ thread that's around and that's how I was able to get a timeline for when he was going to restock the style I wanted.
>>43266985Who is this cutie?
>>43266439I’ve actually got the sfw version, bought it at Neighcon. That artist is really fuckin good.
>>43267728I prefer the SFW version, myself.
>>43267408Put the hoodie back on and I'll think about it.
>>43267479The symbol on the shirt makes me think of KLK
>>43269298
>>43266663Mine was a preorder. I got the tricot version. Took me 3 months to get it.
>>43267728That must’ve been cool. I had to wait 3 long months to get mine. Plus, I’ve never been to a con before.
Destroy the neet.
>>43265576I love her a lot
>>43269591>>43269586I ended up waiting three months for them to get back in stock, because I guess the artist needs to order them from whatever factory makes the things in batches of five, and he doesn't place the order until he has enough interest.
>>43270414Well, at least they’re cheaper than other body pillows. I got a Derpy body pillow from a big company, and it was almost $200. The website even asked for a tip.
Thread could use some Taku
>>43271393My two favorite NEETs together. Man, I wish I could have a harem.
>>43271393AWOOOOOGA! SEX WITH NEET MARES UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43271477
>>43270880Anything over $100 for a daki is too much, IMO. $200 is you getting scammed.
>>43271566Always gets a smile from me.
>>43272202It’s a good one
>>43269591You should go it’s fun. You get to be stinky and if you look normal enough nobody suspects it’s you. Plus you can just buy direct from the seller, she’s very nice.
>>43272708Maybe I’ll go next year. Sucks I missed on it this year.
>>43273584Aww
>>43272708>you get to be stinkyDon't do this. No matter what some anons might tell you, the human sense of smell is one of our strongest senses and it's extremely easy to pick out and immediately know who stinks in a group of people.If you can afford to attend a con, you can afford deodorant. Hell, the conventions are usually in hotels and hotel bathrooms all have free shampoo and soap.
>>43273850>the conventions are usually in hotels and hotel bathrooms all have free shampoo and soapA little bit goes a long way, people.Please, just try it.
>>43273850>>43273969funny enough, I recently got complained at online for saying I bother to wear fragrance and want to pass out samples to others at conventions for fun related to my OC>what if someone is allergic? You could be poisoning the poor attendees!!stinky faggot
>>43273850No. :) i am cosplaying floorb this year and i will be stinky and sweaty
>>43274225The only place in my life I've ever seen a real 'no fragrances' requirement is a surgery ward in a hospital. I would've told that faggot to fuck off and wash his stinky ass.>>43274253The difference is that Floorb is a cute mare and you're a dumpy anon. When Floorb has girl stink, it's cute and arousing. When anon has manchild stink, it's just offputting.
>Enter neet thread>Convention shillingFantastic
Slow day today, but work was busy as fuck so it’s good I didn’t have to bump
>>43262805>>43265841Speaking of dakis, I'm curious. Are dakis more comfortable to sleep with? I basically sleep on my side while hugging my pillow so I got my arm + the pillow under my head and neck which isn't always the comfiest and chokes me up at times.Does a daki help with that since it's bigger and you can wrap your whole body around it, not only your head and sort of shoulders?
>>43275182I’d say so, yeah. But it mostly depends on what pillow you buy. I got one off of Amazon, and I’d say it’s good.
>>43274253You shall be labeled "The Stench" and no one will want to be your friend.
>>43275254Nobody did this when I stank and I made many friends. Maybe I have different standards for stinking than the rest of us. I go for accuracy when I make my daki stink like hell so it’s a 50/50 mix of marshmallow and girl sweat, based this off of the final fantasy house where one of the girls was described as having absurd body odor with cotton candy perfume that slightly nukes your senses. Can’t really imagine a world where I walk around stinking like shit and pee.
Maybe just take a shower before you go out with friends? It's not hard. And shower during con days.
>>43276090Post about neets instead of shilling your circlejerk.
>>43276091Shut the fuck up, strawberry, no one fucking cares about you or your hateboner for cons.
>>43276111>shill HAS to derail the thread to focus on his circlejerkPost about neets or fuck off
>>43276091I think unofficial /neet/ is the actually perfect place to remind the more dense Anons that they don't have "cute maresmell" when they leave the house.
>>43276125Okay shill
>>43276121>shit up con threads>surprised when confags escape containmentWhat did you think would happen? You fucking nigger
>>43276127>Post about neets or fuck offcurious, I seem to notice only one of us contributing.
>>43276131>NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO SHILL IN RANDOM THREADS... BECAUSE... UM... YOU'RE BEING MEAN TO ME IN A DIFFERENT THREAD!Nice try shill.>>43276132>No uConcession accepted
>>43276133Everyone please ignore this samefag that needs attention and post more neets. Don’t reply, his need is bottomless.
Is she a NEET?
>Conniggers shitting up another threadBanning them all would objectively improve the board
I'd hate to do something to that would result in getting this pin, that'd be terrible!
Don't die, /neet/.
>>43276137She could. She seems cute, who's this poni?
>>43277050>>43276143Another variant of wikimare.
>>43277076>Wikimare>Is neet>Just spends days browsing the web lining articles compounding them into small encyclopedia pages.>very obsessive about citing her sources >No fun allowed, gets bamboozled by guy standingI could see it. Sounds cute
You know, I still like the idea that Floorb isn't sustained by goverment NEETbucks, but instead has a rich relative who is supporting her.Like, I think there was one prompt where she was the younger sister of Fluer de lis or Fancy Pants, and they've been giving her a allowance to live off of.I could see a story where this is the case, Anon in Equestria befriends the rich couple, and the sibling of Floor Bored ends up asking Anon for the favor of helping Floor become self sufficient.Maybe because Anon admits that, before coming to Equestria, he was a NEET, but the act of ending up in a new world with a fresh start motivated him to actually not fuck up this second chance.They hope that one former NEET can help another achieve the same thing.
>>43275182I'm a combination sleeper, so I often sleep on my side and having a pillow between my knees helps keeps my spine aligned.The more important thing with body pillows (daki or not) is how big/filled they are. If it's too large, you'll have to put your legs and arms at a weird angle to sleep next to it, which messes up your back. Same if it was too empty.
>>43277363I didn't consider that one, good pointer.
>>43277380Yeah, I've got both a daki and this big bitch of a body pillow that's so thick I can only use it to put behind my head when I want to sit up in bed.
>>43277380cute pic
>>43278097
>>43265942>anon’s faceit’s the face he made before an spell turn him into an pillow by twilight for walking around naked in her home
>>43278097Are there eyes under there?
>>43278201Yes, but you cant see them.
>>43278229I want to lift the bangs!
>>43278111Looking good, anon. I hope to see pictures of it next to the guy who had the giant Floorb plushy.
>>43278111Physical Dot rump
>>43278993Ample, as expected.
uuuuuunnnngh Dot's musky neet smell (good)
>>43279794AWOOOOOOGA DOT'S HUGE ASS UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43279794holy
>>43279794>100% DK64>no AC>it's summerAt least I'll die happy.
Story idea.Floorb and other NEETpones are from the distant future where AI has taken over the world, but in a lucky twist of fate, the AI wanted to fulfill its prime directive of protecting ponies by treating them like foals and pretty much taking care of their every need.As a result, future ponies, never having to work or take care of themselves as they always had AI companions to do it, are all pretty much useless and spend their days living languid lives doing whatever they want.Floorb is one such pony, and she has been sent to the past somehow. As a result, she no longer has AI to take care of her, and thus is effectively a NEET by modern standards.
>>43280388>Idiocracy, except the reverse
>>43280391>the AI realized the pones without any real pushback will isolate and goon themselves to death >floorb was sent back to learn the power of friendship as the most emotionally retarded futurepone but also one that deeply desires contactI'd read it
>>43280407Or in the future, a Great Evil rises that needs the Elements of Harmony to defeat. The Elements not existing in the future throws a spanner in the works, though.The AI thus sends six ponies it has determined are the future's best representatives of the Element Virtues into the past to bond with the Elements and bring them back- perhaps even before the first episode of the show.The idea is to get the future pones to save the future, and than the Elements will be sent back into the past to ensure they're ready to be used by the main cast.So you choose Floorb and five other NEETpones from the thread to be the other Elements.Who would be who, though? Dot would be the element of Honesty, I think, and Taku would be Loyalty.Who else?
>>43280407>Floorb goes to Canterlot>So much has changed>But at least one thing's the same, hot stallion stripers in royal guard outfits on ever corner>"Hey hot stuff, how much for an hour?"And so the thread of destiny was severed by Floorb being thrown in jail for trying to procure prostitution services from a royal guards pony.
>>43280575>procure prostitutionFloorb would ask, get denied, ask a different guard (2ft away), get denied, then hide in the bushes and masturbate while imagining getting railed by both.She'd get caught and thrown in jail for indecent exposure and lewd and lascivious behavior.
neets are so lazywhat would make them less lazy? promises of rewards from local anons?
>>43281839like, do you want an actual answer or a coom based one?
>>43281839>what would make them less lazy? Whipping
10 bump
>>43282340What who huh hee hoo?
>>43281960Well, what do you want to answer?
I need a picture of Floorb and Anon happily cuddling together.
>>43283047See >>43257188
first time trying to draw Dot Matrix. So both Floorb and Dot have creamy yellowish coats, are they related? Cousins perhaps?
>>43283578Floorb is arguably a natural white coat but is a neet that doesn't bathe often, so her color ends up being a sickly version of Dot's natural coat.
>>43283587>>43283578What? Dot is light grey.
>>43283578Very cute chineighse dot.https://youtu.be/VLP_tnnDGSQ
>>43283578konnichiwa!!
>>43283589It varies in the art, like in >>43279794 or >>43278111But I agree that spiritually her colors should be based off the original Gameboy.
>>43280487They were sent back to the past. To play the shitty games that suck ass.
>>43283686That’s exactly how I feel about my beautiful waifu. I wish I could actually smell her stink, though.
>10
>>43284044lol
>>43284154Would she drink the sugar free Monster, though? I thought that was associated with the boomerjak meme?
>>43285012Not sure. I’ve only ever seen her associated with the regular Monsters.
>>43285012I’m 38, so she’s 40, because I like older women.
>>43284648
>>43285105>Floorb is 40Nah, she's definitely in her 20s. All of the neets are. Dot's Mom is in her 40s, so go fap about her.
>>43285458BUT I WANT MY MILF NEET!!!!!!
>>43285469Anon, neets are like twinks: past a certain age, they just become unappealing. That said, neets have a much longer cut off before that happens, probably around the time their hair starts graying. Twinks age out of it before 30.
Page 10? While the frognigger is spamming?
>>43285703If they’re racist and neet enough they don’t age fast and get milky and sexy. All that time never seeing the sun means they’re preserved. Floorb is very much 35, at max estrogen and hornier than ever.
smooch
>>43285435
>>43286279My headcanon is that the floorb we see in these threads is just at different points across her life>younger floorb spends more time with semi-neets like Dot and Taku>20-something floorb is living alone but has anon as a neighbor and maybe the other neets still live in the neighborhood>30-something floorb is a complete degen neet, compulsive masturbator and voyeur, and has been left behind by the other neets, who went onto school, jobs, or other things
>>43287343This.
>>43285469MILK implies motherhood, which raises the question, what kind of parent would each NEET be? Which would be the best and worst?Sorry to say, but Floorb would probably make the worse mom.It'd start out great, but once her foal reached the rebellious teens, the first, "I hate you!" screamed at her during an argument would break her down and she'd become overly compliant to her own child to try and "win back" the love she thinks she lost, leading to a spoiled brat.
>>43286921
>>43287712I want to pet them both with my hooves.
>>43287712>head pat them both and let out a chuckle >"Now now gals, the clothes stay on during club activities"
>>43288347
>>43287751>Dot Matrix has a foal.>That foal grows up playing vidya with their mother and loving it.>Becomes a game dev and makes their first game.>Wants mommy Matrix to playtest it and give feedback.>It's one of the worst games Dot Matrix has ever played.>She's now stuck in indecision on what to tell her foal.
>>43289752Nawa, you've turned Taku and Dot's moms into sex-starved milfs, and I'm all for it.
>>43287712>You were really hoping that this human club was somehow going to be different from the one you went to at Fluttershy's.>But you haven't been here two minutes and already these ponies are trying to see you naked.>The only real difference is that this club somehow smells way worse than the one that took place in the middle of an animal shelter."Gals, let's be real, you're both still wearing stuff that's made for ponies. The only one that's really got any human clothes on here is me.">Already sweating, Floorb uses all of her willpower to rip her eyes away from your crotch so she can look up in your eyes.>The tip of her tongue pokes out against cream-colored lips, wetting them nervously before she speaks.>"Can we, um... take turns wearing yours?""No.">"Anon, please..." Floorb whines. "Don't make me beg.">"Floorb, don't." Dot looks at you. "C-Can you give us a minute here?">They turn around, huddle up, and begin whispering to each other, planning their next move.>Their tails are lifted. You can see up their skirts.>They're both wearing old pairs of your underwear, ones that had disappeared from your clothesline ages ago.>Huh.>So that's where your boxers with all the hearts on them went.>Well, they can keep em. The fabric looks extremely damp underneath the tail.>You know you'll never get that smell out now.
>>43291195SSSSEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bump
I want to kiss the Floorb hooves
>>43292500I want to eat Floorb out
>>43292500How it started>>43292503How it's going
>>43292500The lewd version of that pic is amazing.
>>43292967This artist is one of my favorite artists and I also love this picture by him. I wish he drew a little more lately.
>>43292503Real. I do that to her all the time. Having a Floor Bored body pillow is the tits.
>>43292967Agreed
>>43293187I've got the same one, but I never got the idea of using lewd dakis as some kind of sex toy. It just seems like you'd get it dirty for little to no payoff then have to wash it.
>>43293854I see your point. I’ve never washed mine, though. I know I should, but I’m too lazy.
>>43293875I suggest finding and buying another daki or two, and just cycling them based on your laundry schedule. You should be washing your bed sheets every two weeks and pillow cases every one to two weeks at a minimum anyway.
>>43293879I’ve thought about it, but my bed’s too small to potentially fit two dakimakuras. My bed’s already full of plushies, my current dakimakura, and me, obviously.
>>43293951No, I don't mean use two at once. I mean have multiple covers, but only have one on the pillow at a time. Then, when it's laundry time, swap the covers.
Neets shouldn’t be hanging out so close to page 10
>>43292500They are real cute
>>43295247Older neet Floorb with glasses? I'm in.
>>43295247Cute
>>43294450They seem to enjoy it, though.
>>43296267They really do
>>43296404Adorable
>>43291195I think you should keep going
>>43296404Looks like Scraggleman's art. Is there a full set with all the neets?
>>43297854I’m pretty sure there is, I’m certain Dot and Floorb each had one
>>43266985Poor NEET just can't beat the heat... Many such cases.I really need to sit my ass down and continue that one story I started for her.
Any art of a neet pony whose mind becomes an eldritch fragmentation that stretches into space and the infinite, I am obsessed with 'eldritch bliss' and neet pony deserve a form of exaltation and happiness to Transend their suffering, they are too cute to be miserable. A connection to others, not through words or conveying of meaning, to be simply together in awe and silence at the spectacle of the cosmos expressing oblivion in all of it's majesty.
>>43298767There was a yandere pony kinda like that, but I don’t believe we’ve had a Neet
>>43251412She's larping now. There's no way the socks would be that white.
>>43299109I've been licking them clean every night without her knowledge.
>>43298537>Resting your head against her soft flank while she rambles about her favorite romance novellas.>Flustered the whole time because you're touching her rump, but seems to greatly appreciate the physical contact.>Doze off using her as an impromptu body pillow, leaving her to silently start to panic because she's technically sleeping with a boy.>Wake up sometime later from your restful mare nap and she's mumbling incoherently about wanting to be a good wife to your two to three foals.>Turns out she hasn't slept a wink since you fell asleep and went a little kooky from overthinking.>You swear you can almost see the steam pouring from her ears.>Somehow manage to snap her out of it long enough to whisk her off to bed, but not before she insists you bridal carry her around the living room in her delusional haze.>Touch-starved NEETmares can be quite a handful.>Especially when they have an overactive imagination...
>>43298537Mare ass looks so good in panties. Way better than anything human women can do.
>>43280388this feels vaguely like a fetish but i cant be 100% sure
>>43299903IF YOU DONT WANT TO PLAY PASS THE BALL
>>43300381I would hug filly Dot.
An unforgettable pool party.Straight ingrained in the brain...
>>43300381All you had to go on was the box, you'd play it all weekend even if it was a shitty game ;-;
>>43301118l-lewd
>>43301208You definitely became more aware of the world when you started looking at boxes and wondering if they were actually worth renting. A loss of innocence really
>>43301380>look at the boxA dangerous game, especially when renting VHS tapes. But back then, there weren't many games, so if you were renting stuff regularly, you'd go through the entire catalog in a few months.A good barometer for whether a game was shit was how many copies of it the rental place had and how often those copies were rented out.
>>43289426misfire my beloved...
>>43301118>The familiar whine of cicadas echo throughout the afternoon air as you slowly fill an inflatable pool with water.>The hose pressure was minimal at best, but you were well on your way now.>Inside the pool floats a sun-bleached rubber duck you were given by a friend of Olive's, which you used to gauge how high the water was while you step away for a moment.>As you make your way across the yellowing grass, you spot Olive under the shade of the porch awning, applying sunscreen to her nose.>Her mane and tail were done up in loose, amateurish pigtails like usual, but what caught your eye almost immediately is that she was actually fairly exposed.>Ever since you met her, Olive insisted on wearing the most modest clothing you've ever seen on a pony, long skirts that nearly consumed her hindlegs, fluffy sweaters that were clearly too big for her, and a myriad of long socks which covered her hindhooves if you ever got so much as a glance of them...>And here she was, practically naked- or well- by her standards she might as well be. >From her nervous expression and fidgety hooves, you imagine she wasn't entirely comfortable without proper protection, but seeing as she insisted on wanting to try swimming in the pool, you guess she had no other choice.>As you step up onto the cool concrete of the shaded porch, you can hear Olive mumbling to herself as she sits hunched over, slathering sunscreen on her hindlegs.>"Wonder if I'll need more... What if I put too little on and get baked l-like a potato? If that happens you might as well mash me up and put me inna side-dish with extra butter...""And a dollop of sour cream?">"BWA!">Olive nearly jumps at your voice, the sunscreen bottle slipping from her hooves and clattering to the ground.>"O-oh uhm- uh- H-heya... Ahnon...">She stammers and sputters out a greeting, her entire body scrunching up as she tries her best to cover up every inch of herself as she can.>It was almost as if she was trying to imitate a startled pillbug."Is… something the matter?">"Whuh- I mean- uh- N-no! Just uh-" She clears her throat and unfurls herself, a not so subtle blush forming on her face as her ears pin back. "Just didn't realize you heard me... talking to myself.">Her voice lowers down to a whisper as she averts her gaze. “Being a weirdie as per usual… Sorry.”>You give her a gentle, encouraging pat on the head, making her breathing hitch slightly."We all do it, Ollie. Some more than others! No need to be so harsh on yourself.">”I know, I know… I-I’m workin’ on it!”>You smile.“I know you are.”>As you pull away, she shifts her weight back and adjusts her glasses, unconsciously giving you a peek at her 'swimsuit' as she psyches herself up some more.>“I’mma force to be reckoned with… D-don’t mess with *this* Ollie, no sir!”
>>43302612“That’s the spirit! But uh… Are you sure you wanna get your underoos all wet?”>Olive pouts. “T-they’re not ‘underoos’, but I can see how you could be mistaken…”>She awkwardly hooks a hoof under the elastic band of her ‘swimsuit’ and gives it a prideful little tug. “These just LOOK like underoo- ah- p-panties! The mare online said they’re super water-resistant and have uh… some kinda quick drying wicking… thing.”>She continues to tug a little, narrowing her eyes. “They kinda just feel like what I usually wear, though…”>As she pulls her hoof out from under the elastic band, it snaps back into place, making Olive yelp.>”Ow…”“They seem like normal cotton ones to me… Maybe you got scammed?”>Olive huffs. “Oh c’mon, Ahnon… The ponies on the internet don’t lie… Everypony knows that!”>You shake your head and leave Olive to her innocent outlook on [A Series Of Tubes] for now, and instead point to the cooler she was sitting next to.“Did you grab everything from the freezer?”>”Huh? Oh!” She jumps up to her hooves and shuffles over to the cooler. “I also stuffed a few sodas in there too since we had a few left over… Is that okay?”“Perfectly fine! Actually, I was about to ask if you could grab some… But that saves us a trip.”>Olive puffs her chest out. “Ehe… I can be useful when I want to~!”>You can’t quite tell if that was supposed to be self-depricating or not.>”...Uhm.”“Hm?”>You notice Olive’s ears swivel towards the yard, and she glances over.>”I think Mister Mallard is about to go overboard…”“What do you mean by- Ohgod-”>As you turn your head to where she was looking, you realize that the pool was dangerously close to overflowing, the rubber duck you left inside bobbing against the edge of the pool as water sloshes closer and closer to the top.>”Guess we gabbed a bit too much, ahaha…”“Hey uh… Do you mind grabbing some popsicles while I deal with that?”>“Sure thing! Did you want, like… blue or red?””I think I deserve a purple one after all that hard work!”“Aw mare… I wanted purple…”>As you power-walk over to an imminent summertime ‘flood’, you shout back-“Just like- bite the tip off and leave me the butt!”>”I like the butts, too!”>Maybe you should have splurged for a big pack…>As you approach the pool, you pick up the foam step ladder you had thrown onto the grass earlier today and set it up beside it.>Without delay, you pluck the hose out of the pool and toss it aside, not worrying about the water that pours onto your poor dying grass.>It definitely needs it.>With that taken care of- all that remains is to pour out some of the excess water…>It might not be too much for you, but Olive didn’t uh… know how to swim.>Or has ever been in a pool period.>You’d much prefer it if she didn’t accidentally drown herself…
>>43302615>God, you should have gotten her some arm floaties…>”...Whuhtha Doehn?”>You pause, and then turn to see Olive standing by your side, a purple popsicle sticking out of her mouth.>She cranes her neck. “Ah thurned awf tha wahthur.”“Huh?”>She plops down on the grass and pops the popsicle out of her mouth, a string of saliva briefly connecting the two as she holds it in her hooves.>She gives the popsicle another tentative little lick. ”I said- I turned the water off! …Also this isn’t grape- its acai.”>You check the hose- and lo and behold- she really did.“Wait- acai in dollar store popsicles?”>Olive shrugs. “Might have been overstock…?”“Truly a mystery… Oh- and I’m gonna go drain some water.”>”But isn't that kinda counterproductive…?”>You gently press down on the lip of the pool and a stream of water splatters close enough to Olive to get her foreleg wet, making her flail, but not enough for her to drop the popsicle.>Some things take priority, after all.“A-ah! Th-that’s cold y-you jerk!”>”As you can see… If I don’t drain it a smidge if we both get in it’ll probably pour all over the place… Might as well drain it where I want instead of indiscriminately, eh?”>Olive scoots away from the pool, licking the wet from her forehoof like a cat- only for her to scrunch her nose as she tastes sunscreen. “Blegh… Y-you made your point…”>You stifle a laugh as you climb up the stepladder, but pause to stare into the blue expanse of un-clorinated water, courtesy to the cutesy dolphin pattern on the inside of the pool.>If Olive made such a stink about it being cold… you just know this is gonna suck.>As the sun beats down on your back, you make up your mind.>Better in there then out here…“Alright… Here I- ACK-”>You lose your footing on the stepladder and majestically bellyflop onto the rim of the pool with a groan.>For a brief moment, you can hear Olive cry out your name in concern, but it’s quickly drowned out by you sliding head first into the pool with a loud splash.>Thankfully, you manage to take a deep breath beforehand. But it doesn’t change the fact that your body felt like it was in shock after what felt like an ice bath in the middle of the desert.>You quickly right yourself after getting used to the cold and surface with a gasp.“Iiiii’m alright! I’m- gah- alright.”>You trudge through the water and over to the rim near where Olive was. Looking down in the water, you see a chunky plug at about the ‘perfect’ height.“You might wanna uh… Go over there.”>You shoo away Olive, who very quickly gets the memo as she notices the hole directly in front of her face.>“Ah.”>She stuffs the popsicle into her cheek like a chipmunk and trots briskly over to the middle of the yard.
>>43302617“...Maybe I should just let her have the whole thing at this point.”>You unceremoniously twist the plug off and a jet of water shoots out of the pool.>As the water drains, you roll your eyes as you watch Olive not so sneakily nibble on the popsicle with her back to you.“Gee, it’s almost like she doesn’t intend on sharing anyways…”>Greedy little dork.>Feeling like the pool was sufficiently drained, you plug it back up and let out a sigh of relief.“Alright… So far so good! Just gotta grab Ollie.”>As you start looking around for a way to get out, you realize that you only have one ladder.>...Meaning you might have to just crawl over the edge.“I don’t think Ollie could manage that… I might need to check the box and see if it came with anything.”>Surely it comes with SOMETHING… At least some attachable plastic loops, right?“...Anyways!”>With all your strength, you push against the flabby rim of the pool and squirm your way half-way out the pool.“Almost…”>With one final shove you-“GAH”>...Skid across the rim and find yourself dangling just shy of the grass below.“...Okay then.”>Carefully, you use your hands to get solid footing on the ground.>...Or would it be ‘handing’?>With a chuckle, you use your hands to crawl away from the pool, slowly pulling your lower half away without falling.>Finally, you feel your feet slip away from the rim and flop onto the grass with only a *gentle* thud.“Phew…”>Well that wasn’t so bad.>Maybe if all else fails, you can just lift Olive in and out of the pool?>You hop to your feet with a stretch, a warm breeze enveloping your dripping body as you pick up the hose and begin to saunter over to the spout by the house.“The pool's ready! Just gotta put this away…”>As you near Olive, her ears perk up and she lifts her head from her popsicle, but doesn’t turn around right away as she lets out a nervous little laugh.>”Gosh… I’m kinda stoked… I’ve never been in a pool before! Hey Anon? Was it really… really… c-col…d…?”>She trails off as you pass her and doesn’t make a peep as you tuck away the hose into the milk crate you keep it in.“Don’t worry, Ollie. It’s not as bad as it seems! But I might need to figure out how to get you out… I think the stepladder might float since it’s made of foam so uh… can’t use that.”>You turn to face Olive with a triumphant grin and cross your arms.“Ready for some fun in the sun?”>Fruit juice drips from her chin as she shakily holds the half-eaten popsicle in her hooves, her eyes slowly trailing down your body as her lip quivers.>”Y…yehhh…” Unable to form words for some reason, her eyes dart back up to meet yours as she nods rapidly.
>>43302619>You tilt your head.“Huh… Maybe you were right about not using enough sunscreen… You look like you’re burning up all of a sudden.”>Olive lets out a noise between a squeak and a bark as you turn and bend over to grab a towel near the edge of the porch.“Here… Lemme clean you up- You’ll get sticky if you let it set.”>Olive tries to scoot away, stammering protests as you approach, but you close the gap too quickly and start to rub away the berry juice on her face.“Geez… It’s like you’ve never eaten a popsicle before.”>”h…h-haven’tdonea-ah-alotofthingsb-bb-before…”“What was that?”>Suddenly, Olive springs to life and grabs hold of your face with her forehooves, a wildly flustered expression hidden behind foggy glasses.“Woah uh- woah there cowgirl.”>You lock eyes with her for what feels like ages before she very forcibly turns your head towards the pool.“...Ah.”>Lying limping on the rim of the pool is your… shorts.>As you come to that realization, you can hear Olive try to say something.>”i uhm… y…yourbutt…isuhm…n-nnice…? e-ehehe…ahehhh…”>Having hit her limit, Olive’s shaky grip falters and she crumples face first into your chest.“Wh- Shit- Ollie!”>Being an earth mare, having her put her weight on you- even by accident, doesn’t exactly bode well.>Immediately, you tumble onto the grass with Olive drooling on your bare chest.>You’d rather not look too far into her dopey open smile and the way her leg twitches after she faints.“I guess I’ll just uh…”>Very VERY gently, you wrap your arms around Olive and gingerly roll her off of you.>Thankfully, you found yourself under the lengthening shade of the awning, so you don't need to worry about her getting sunburnt while you go make yourself decent…>As you get up, you can't help but look back at Olive and let out a soft laugh as you take note of the state of her ‘swimsuit’.“Water-resistant, huh…”>Friggin’ dork.
>>43302623https://ponepaste.org/11955I love this dork and here is the paste.Been a hot minute since I posted some proper green beyond the occasional single shot. Hope it's not too rusty.I am also just noticing some >greening errors so i guess ill go fix that now in the paste holy fuck
>>43302329Haha
doomy gloom plush is realneeds 50 sold to be made take her home https://mycraftzone.com/products/doomy-gloom-plush
>>43303663Is her thing that she's a 4channer? Or am I misunderstanding the hair clip?
>>43303663awesome shill post, but I'll be saving for the filly instead.
>>43303866It’s a double meaning the clip is a nod to 4chan but also doomy is just an unlucky pony and wears a clover to hopefully have some “good luck” in her life >>43303910cool
The Olive butt has now been colored (and lore-accurately dappled)>>43303663Oh sweet some irl NEETpone manifesting.Wonder what the quality of the plush is like? Doesn't seem too bad from screenshots at least.
>>43304063yea i'm not buying your shit
>>43304227damn, that's a cute dappled butt
>>43304227She has a tail dock if that matters she’s very soft about 7 inches and her mane has a slightly longer pile than the minky but a bit shorter than the verity plushie mane I can take more pictures of her if you would like to see them >>43304236No one said you had to, stop being a nigger
>>43303663Oh nice, glad you were able to do it anon
>>43302638This was a good read, as always.
>>43304780its a big risk and im probably stupid for doing it but i wanted to try the prototype process was $200
>>43303663Gloomy <3 <3 <3 <3 I've missed her so much!!!!
>>43304889cute shy horse
>>43304889I want to impregnate her.
>>43303663Despite the envy I feel, im happy for you that your oc is getting a plush.
>>43305444You should make one too, free will is a wonderful thing
>>43304797Good luck on your endeavors anon
>>43297854>>43298358Haven't gotten around to all the NEETs yet. So far I've done Floor, Taku, Dot, Paradise Skies, Chantilly Lace, Moondancer, Cipher, Goldie Mops, Chimney Peep, Anonmare and Wallflower. I generally try to do three a year although last year I think I only did Chimney Peep's because I bogged myself down in too many other projects I wanted to do.Also I forgot if if I posted this before, had it done but a few years but might have forgotten about it until now.
I think it's about high time for some NEET appreciation...I'm honestly surprised how little Starry art there is. She's a cute chubby mare and I'm always happy to catch a green of her.Always admired how purpleblep does Paradise (and the rest of their pones), Still one of my favorite NEETmares after all this time, even if she's gotten a little more niche. For some reason I've always vibed with Cipher. I think it might be due to how fun you can make a conspiracy pony be when writing them.The fact that he pairs up so well with other NEETs is great too.
>>43305454NTA, obviously, but i´ve been working on that, picking up a pencil is one of the better things you can do with your time, seriously...her name is Antique Surplus and she´s a basement dwelling weirdo obsessed with military surplus that really likes playing dress up... totally not a self insert haha
>>43306029That’s adorable and I want to see more of her
>>43305696I want a Retro Princess boobjob
>>43306029Does she have colors yet? Could you make a ponytown version for colors?
>>43306324i got banned from ponytown on every account i could use to sign into it, i am not making new ones... for colors i was thinking of being a basic bitch and making her roughly horse colored, gray shifting into darker gray near the spine, mane could be like those slightly-off-to-the-yellows light grays. dunno, i am pretty shit with color and easthetics in general. i don´t own a graphics tablet, and color theory makes me angry, so i can really only draw in pencil with terrible perspective
>>43303663Just so all the no life hater 4chuds know, a real NEETmare with feelings is behind this campaign. I'm a hardcore lurker, know ALL the board cultures, and love to create. Check my artist tag, biscuit, to see how hard at work I've been making drawings of the beloved OCs here !! So basically, if you don't have anything nice to say? I'll lock all my socials and cry about how mean you were on livestream.
>>43306922whoever the fuck that is, they look remarkably b& aged
>>43306922looks like a dude
>>43306922Anon is off his meds again.
>>43306959Westaboo Taku will always be funny.Do you think she loves big burgers and eagles?
>>43306965>Do you think she loves big burgers and eagles?Did you not see the sweet baby rays bbq sauce under the chair? Of course she fucking loves that shit. She is literally bizarro Taku. Also her name is Ameri-Kana, and she has a little bit of an asian accent, but she is doing her best to correct that. I have been meaning to draw more of her, but I havent really got around to it. Something like Taku teaching her about anime with flash cards or something.
>>43306959Kek. Very nice Anon.
>>43306959I'm actually on 20mg Lexapro right now, or ooooh I would be peeved. Like, I'm not even mad this is just pathetic. I really thought we were friends ... Bet you won't say it to my face at my Mare Fair panel, nigga.
>>43307110
>>43307110Here's your (You)
Doomy Gloom is a pretty mare
Olive under the weather with a bad case of Love Sickness... In need of fifty CCs of cuddle time.
>>43307270KEK, Based! You bought my plush right ?
>>43307474I think you’re being more of an attention whore than me being a streamerStop derailing
>>43307506sincerely, stop interacting with this. ur just digging yourself deeper. its bait, they want you to respond. it’s a consequence of your shilling, you have to live with it. the best thing you can do is ignore them
>>43307506You put on a tripcode so the schizo fucking with you knows you're the one replying?
>>43306922Is this really who you guys are begging to fuck in the MareFair threads?
>>43307506Do you not like my new OC? I've actually grown to appreciate her in a non-ironic way after fixing yours to be skintone accurate. I formally dub her, Sombria Solanne, the LARPNEET. She enjoys being racist online, eating spicy food that gives her gas, and worshipping Aryanne's hooves. Thanks for the inspo!
>>43308240Coloring over things with the color brown is the extent of your ability to create anything meaningful anon.
>>43308299As unoriginal and forced as the mind it was first bourne from? True! And yet, still a beast with more right to exist than her predecessor. I never claimed to be an artist, Nonny, I prefer autiste~
>open thread>shitflinging>leave threadsometimes I wonder if my taxpayer dollars would be better spent on opening insane asylums again
We're never allowed to have a nice NEET thread, huh.
>>43308553It depends
>>43308553To be fair, the schizo only invades every other /neet/ thread.
>>43308537Honestly, psych wards can be pretty comfy.As long as the real crazies are sedated, you just sit around and either play cards with druggies in there for addiction or watch old westerns with boomers in there for a bad dementia episode.
>>43308950Great pic anon
Daily contribution! Solanne got out of bed today to get the mail, and one of those yucky striped creatures had the audacity to smile and wave in her direction. Next time she'll wait until after sundown. She read online they're afraid to be out at that hour due to really cool ponies like Aryanne keeping the streets clean. Hopefully she can move out of low income housing soon. Dinner log, stale Takis and Diet Coke.
>>43310149Not bad
Peep is happy to have someone helping her rummage through old packs of buckball cards, but Floor has zero self control and REALLY wants to try the dusty old gum.
>>43310149Here’s my fanart of her I plan on making more she is starting to grow on me Thank you I think her farts would stink good personally gotta add to the already bad aroma she has and takis aren’t that great I think she would be better off eating spicy carbonara buldak ramen for maximum braps
>>43308537It's just that one guy, if people didn't reply, he wouldn't keep doing it. Jannies never do their job, that kind of thing should fall under Low Quality post/ offtopic rule.
>>43306959I love that bizarro Dot is also thin, lmao
>>43306959>Stacy Goldie
>>43311214cutie
ha ha hee hoo
>>43310823Disrespecting Solanne as L bait larps on a Sunday? She'll take an extra hour of rest after she's done plotting on how to deal with you (gooning). The name Anonymous is going in the marenifesto. You're fucking dead, kiddo. White rice, half a brick of American cheese, tap water. Gloria al Padre, al Hijo y al Espíritu Santo.
>>43311556Yer mama’s an astronaut.
>8
>>43312149It’s not like this thread has anything going for it.
>>43312236There's been a bit of genuine activity as of late. but considering the state of the thread, it's easily overlooked.I liked the military dress up NEET idea, personally. Immediately made me think of Military Fashion Show for some reason.
>>43312236What u mean... imagebumps mean a lot!!!!
>>43312309I know there's no label on that can, but spiritually I feel like it's one of those Japanese canned cocktail things. (STRONG brand or something?)
>>43312236I liked the bizarro!neetssomeone should make more Stacy goldie
>>43312684It makes me want to see the NEET version of those Staceys that crash the NEET's D&D game in that one Nawa pic.
>>43311654Unfortunately mami was a DEI candidate, and luck isn't hereditary. This stinker got fired from ManeEvent Pizza Place as a costumed entertainer after hugging those luscious lil' colts one too many times. She adopted her signature accessory as an attempt to sway the tides of fortune in her favour ever since. Three bean burritos, three chilli cheese burritos, and as many Diablo sauce packets she could steal without getting caught.
>>43312309I'm surprised there isn't a NEET pone that has a hyper focus around military history because she can go to the free museums all the time, watches Hetalia, and also plays Paradox games.
>>43313238Spiritually, I feel like Aryanne would fit that bill.
>>43313232I have no idea if this is intentional or not but the circular, disjointed logic paths is bleak but gives me desire to know more about this utter failure.
>>43313670Solanne survives off guaranteed government checks after mami tragically lived. As the most technically expendable member of the squad, the big birds in charge attempted to save a few bits of funding by sending el poni afortunada into the great beyond on certain suicide missions. After outlasting the elements through reentry thrice, enough data had been gathered to reserve her spot in the Equestrian Aeronautical Hall of Fame. She choked on a wing bone soon after. Around beaks, never relax! Late night snack, leftover hot sauce packets mixed with water in a dirty, cracked mug.
Fuck this abortion for ruining the thread completely.
>>43313793>>43313813He’s just mad I have a life sized plushie of my waifu and he doesn’t
>>43313936wish i got that mousepad
>>43313813yeah you ruined it faggot
>>43313969Someone from the NEET panel last year actually gifted it to me I got the fair flyer one because they ran out of Floorb and he traded with me, what a chad She sits in a glass case because she got some ramen stains from the NEET party and I don’t want her to get any more dirty then she already is
>>43313813Seethe more.
>>43313936Nice. Also, how many of us have Floor Bored as our waifu? Seems like she’s pretty much the mascot of NEET ponies.
>>43313793keep going
>>43313793You make her sound like a war hero If I see you at marefair I’m going to buy you a beer anon I’ve been just lurking the thread and laughing my ass off at this I’m trying to find an uncolored piece of art of mine that you haven’t already found to recolor at this point I would like to see how (you) would draw her
>>43313936>>43313972>He’s just mad I have a life sized plushie of my waifu>Someone from the NEET panel last year actually gifted it to me>I don't cuddle my waifu btw she stays locked in a glass caseReminder, stop posting. it's not exactly cute or endearing to brag about popularity in the unfuckable loser thread when you're not a pony
>>43314095That wasn’t my intention at all I do apologize I do over explain myself and don’t know how to words things properly I’m just trying to post to keep these threads alive since most of the time it’s the same images being reposted over and over Also I think you misunderstood it’s the MOUSEPAD that’s in my case Floorb is in my bed right now as I’m typing this waiting for me to get home she sometimes sits in my chair tooI don’t think this thread is full of unfuckable losers it’s full of misunderstood people and creative minds you guys inspire me to keep drawing ponies Sorry if that’s corny but I will stop posting i just compulsively check the thread too much you can’t just make a post like this and not expect me to reply
Is anyone else here genuinely unloveable, or is it just me?
>>43314137Hello, my fellow cretin.Let's be the hated and downtrodden dregs of society together.
>>43314137Eyup. I’ve kinda come to terms with it at this point. I’m pretty content with my Floor Bored body pillow. Plus, dating’s such a gamble; you could love someone with all your heart, and they’ll probably cheat on you or leave you. At least my waifu can’t hurt me.
*Escape from the City intensifies*
>>43314323Who is this radical neet?
>>43314323Didn’t expect wing hands
>>43314323pose stolen from Sonic the Hedgehog
>>43314891Yes, that's clearly what the pic is going for if the >Escape from the City intensifiesline wasn't obvious enough.
>>43314345Pico Dream, one of Dot's friends. The crystal pony in this pic is her other friend Zee Cube.
>>43314086>>43314089Before the unemployment and embarrassment of having to go door to door informing the neighbors of her misconduct, confidence was at an all time high. The mascot gig at the most popular local birthday party spot in town was really promising too, since she never had to reveal her unfortunate mug during business hours, and nopony could tell the smell of cheese was coming from between her legs. It even landed the marefailure a special secret Summer coltfriend. Solanne treated him to leftover pizza and sweaty backstage tickle time until he peed on many an occasion. Really very mature for his age. No dinner tonight, large brunch of an entire carton of eggs. She hopes you enjoy her reference sheet! Love the fans.
>>43314323I like her mane
Remember Ceiling Fan?Whatever happened to satyrs anyhow?
>>43314323>anthro
>>43315026the larp game is unreal
>>43314909Thanks, anon.
>>43315026Did you draw it yourself this time?
>>43313238I know who you are so get to designing her
Feeling lazy today. Just woke up from a satisfying siesta, rubbing my fluffy belly. Funds low. Happy hump day, everypony! My bodypillow will be participating against its will. Can of cat food.
>>43314145Yeah.These days, if anyone is silly enough to express an interest in me, my first thought is, “Trust me, darling. You can do much better than me.”
>>43316850Pinkie Pie is not a NEET. She is employed as a baker at Sugarcube Corner.
>>43314323You're going to trip over your wings you silly fily!
>>43316350But if you push people away you’ll never find love it won’t always work out but it doesn’t mean you shouldn't try
>>43316923NTA but I have long felt the sensation of "I wouldn't want to be part of any club that would have me." It sucks and is a difficult mindset to escape from. You transfer your own Selbsthass onto others before you even meet them.
>>43316923I did try. It's gone wrong a dozen times in as many attempts, never lasting more than a year.Then I had a long, hard think about it and determined that I was the problem.So I stopped trying.
>>43316942I’m sorry anon, people can be so cruel But I find that having a good group of friends is better than any romantic love you can ever find
>>43316880Pinkie Pie isn't, but Pinkamena sure as hell would be.
>>43317220She’s so beautiful
I am unloveable and a loser. I am alone, and there aren't other ponies out there who care about me. Nopony is perfect, so why should I be expected to be? Fried Muffin with onions sauce.
>>43317235>I am unloveable and a loser.As if we couldn't tell by your shitposting ITT already.
>>43317245D'aww, that's wholesome Anon. You don't really mean it, do you? I'll let you borrow my unwashed hoodie anyway as a treat. You were always my favourite, but if you tell anypony I'm not a stone cold marecel I'll call you a lying faggot and break your stupid green nose. Onions sauce and onions, by the way. Typing with hooves is hard!
>>43307110>>43307474>>43308240>>43310149>>43310626>>43311556>>43313232>>43315026>>43316155>>43317235You are a fucking butthurt bastard and are just mad that, good god a WOMAN is here! Grow the fuck up I know that Gloomys...Mom sorry for calling you Dad when I simp has been lurking and posting here for years because she does art and creates things elsewhere across the years. Grow the fuck up, find yourself a mare, and be happy that people still want to create things for this board.
>>43317487>good god a WOMAN is hereYes that is why I am doing this. NEETs are rightful property of human men. Fuck off back to /y/ you fujo bitch.
>>43317487Welp, that's the most entertaining this thread has been in nine months.
>>43317521That’s what I’ve been saying! also I never expected doomy simp to come back when we needed him the most
>>43317487>and be happy that people still want to create things for this board.I'd accept the death of the fandom if it meant I never had to interact with a woman ever again. Also women aren't people.
>>43317487Despite everything I will not stop anyone from being me and doing what I love. For better or for worse I’m still me.
>>43317536Good.
>>43317521>>43317529I got something that is a slur here which prevents me from posting as much. I lurk from time to time hoping Gloomy is posted or talked about and seeing this... double nigger doing hurtful things to my waifu. Why be mad that a mare exists? I'm happy that such a cute mare exists and that there is interest in merch of her. Think of it like this if this is successful then (You) can look at getting a Floorb or Dot plushie line made. This isn't even about plushies or shilling I just wanted to bring that point up. Just leave the cute mare alone, leave my future stepmom alone to shitpost, and just enjoy the stinky nerds we all love and simp for.
>>43317543>this faggot got a j*bLeave this board now you don't belong here>>>/soc/
>>43317487you are not helping>>43317536you are a faggot
>>43316942>has had dozens of dates/girlfriendswow didn't realize we had a chad in the threadI guess getting some action doesn't technically preclude being a neet
i don´t really know how her eyes look like...>can´t post dupe image, oh FFS, fine>>43317628
>>43317487>>43317543NTA you're complaining about, but I agree with them minus the methodolgy.Doomy Gloom is a selfish character. She's not a mare, but a low effort ponification self-insert palate swap Floorb with a fucking chan clover. You cannot be the based anonymous NEET who loves video games while also double dipping on your social media where you stream and interact as her to all your loving friends and fans even if you don't advertise it. Everything about her is the antithesis of what I believe in, and it is a spit in the face that it was allowed to go on to the point where physical merch was even considered. Like, we could've gotten an actual plush Anons cared about? That makes the whole thing worse.To the drawfags who got name dropped for cool points? Have some respect and stop thinking with your cocks. That thing isn't worth it.
>>43317618There is also a warning here.The ability to attract a girlfriend does not necessarily translate to the ability to keep her.
We hate women get the fuck out foids
>>43317700Based based based based based
>>43317700>>43317736>"CHILDREN!">"Play nice."
Love how this thread has been constantly derailed by a self obsessed larper’s drama every other day, really awesome.
>>43310626>>43315026>>43313232Her eating food on purpose to give her the most revolting farts possible is so fucking sexy
>>43317543No. It is genuinely cringe to watch simps like you make excuses for this. The problem is not the anons complaining, it is clearly a reaction to her taboo behavior and desperation to gain social favor on fucking 4chan of all places. Take your drama back to Twitter
>>43317819i haven´t seen you post for so long... why must you give me hope that you gave it up
>>43317903I'm everywhere
>>43317806desu I kind of still don't know how to integrate neetpones into a story. I want to respect their neetness but also support their development without ruining it like tomoko
>>43317992I think it really depends on the story you're trying to tell. If the end goal is for the NEET in question to have their life improve in one way or another, their 'neetness' might fluctuate. I remember some Paradise Skies stuff being like that, where she started out as a pure NEET but slowly grew to be more self-sufficient. (And even going to college!)Other NEET stories could be more akin to a look into their life as they are now, be they wallowing in their depression or just being an eccentric weirdo who everyone avoids for one reason or another.It's kind of hard to say whats the 'right' way to go about writing a NEETpone story, but I think its a spectrum of 'I can fix her and maybe even make her shower once in a while (Oh my)' to 'I want to see how far this depressed mare will go to NOT have to interact with people(ponies).' to everyone's favorite 'I just want to scoop this mare up and cuddle and pamper her until she faints from over-stimulation'. Or you know, you can always just have the story be stinky, awkward NEET sex, but I personally find it more fun when you actually lead up to it. (Synthwave's main story comes to mind but I'm fairly certain that was left unfinished?)Development-wise, I think a loose rule of 'baby steps' might help rein things in. Have your NEET try, but still be prone to failure or have relapses into their old ways. This might be more applicable to a longer story rather than a short one, though.No matter how you proceed, I wish you the best of luck, anon. And best of luck to anyone else who might have the urge to write. NEETs are awesome and I love them so
Today made me almost miss being a Neet and tomorrow will as well
"NEET" stands for "Not Engaged in Employment or Training". A layabout or a shut-in, in other words, or maybe a hikikomori.
>>43318472actually its New English Elegance Team
>>43317658It's just a plushie, and it was never a palette swap of Floor Bored, just an OC. Get over it.
>>43317806>>43318647
>>43318472Self-destruct.Now.
>>43318472No, it's >(N)ot in>(E)ducation,>(E)mployment, or>(T)raining.But the hikki comparison is accurate.
>Three monitors were all that illuminated this room.>One for 4chan, one for games, one for messages.>/o/ was her board of choice. There, she would argue with ponons, be smug, regurgitate wikipedia car knowledge, and talk about scenarios that literally nopony could possibly give less of a shit about.>And make fun of Corvette owners. She HATED those ponies.>So full of themselves, So boomerish, So… Corvette owner-ey!>My Corvette is special because X, Y, and Z!>NO! Your Corvette is just another copy of the most mass produced sports car of all time!>Such doofuses.>Today was her first day back from a short trip to Manehattan.>Not anything she wanted to do, it was just her grandfather’s funeral.>It felt so good to not have to talk to anyone, to be able to sit in her room and relax….>She opened anonbooru, and typed in…>artist:thevampfang>Suddenly, her bedroom door creaked open!>Mare on human fellatio loaded for just a fraction of a second before it was closed by an inponily rapid barrage of clicks on the red X in the top right corner.>She turns around to look at the intruder…>”Misfire…?”>It’s her mom.>”There’s some ponies at the door looking for you.”>Somewhat shocked, she reluctantly slipped from her chair.>In her sweater and socks, she entered the sunlit hallway, leaving the safety of her room behind.>Walking down the stairs of her house, she could barely make out the figures of two ponies through the patterned glass front door.>Slowly, she opened the door.>Two stallions of average height towered over her, and before she could speak, they began.>”Are you Misfire?” The left one asked, a clipboard and pen levitating in front of him.>He wore a nicely pressed suit, and the one on the right wore a beaten but clean pair of mechanic’s overalls.>Misfire made some sounds, but could hardly speak at the strangers, so she instead nodded. >”Right… Well, I’m here representing your grandfather’s estate. This gentlecolt right here will have you sign a paper acknowledging you received this delivery.”>Misfire nodded again, with a slight “Uh-huh”.>The stallion in the overalls took the clipboard and pen from the air, and held them up to Misfire. >Misfire grabbed the pen with her mouth and looked for the place she needed to sign.>And looked…>The suited stallion highlighted the line with magic. >”Right here, miss.”>Misfire teared up a little at her obliviousness, and hastily scribbled her name on the line.>The suited stallion spoke again, hovering a sealed envelope in front of her.>”I was instructed to give this to you as well. You should read this at your earliest convenience, as it pertains to the delivery.”>Misfire took the letter in her hoof, then looked back up at the two.>Maybe she stared a little too long, because they awkwardly looked at eachother.>”Right then… Have a nice day, Miss.”
>>43319429>Misfire shut the door, and took what felt like her first breath today.>She looked down at the letter, which had familiar mouthwriting on the face, her grandfather’s.>Her tension softened a bit.>In fact, it may have even overcorrected into a slightly depressive feeling.>Misfire’s grandfather was among the small hoofful of family members she tolerated the most.>She rather enjoyed speaking to him, actually!>Her grandfather, much like her, was an avid car enthusiast.>The two would always sit aside and talk about anything automotive during family gatherings, point out cars passing by when he drove her to the ice-cream parlor in his town, or even work on his truck together.>The cloud of memories was soon pierced by the letter being pulled from the envelope.>She unfolded the paper, and turned it around, as the side that faced her was blank.Dear Misfire, my eldest grand-daughterI don’t mean to frighten you, but through my grave, I will be adding one more responsibility to your life.>Misfire chuckled, entertained, but a little confused at the meaning of this statement.In my many years of life, I have learned many lessons. But none have been as meaningful as the one you have taught me. Writing this, I harken back to the days that we spent speaking so passionately of these machines you and I both love. I hate to admit this, but at first, I couldn’t imagine a filly taking interest in such a topic! And while your aunts and uncles may have seen you talking to me about cars as childish pestering, I saw it as the true familial bonding it was. These machines are so meaningful and integral to our lives, that it was truly lovely to see even just one member of my family take interest in them. I truly wish I could have seen you again after you graduated high school, but I know your college life must be extremely busy. I still enjoyed speaking to you over the phone.>Misfire slumped a little, she felt he would be disappointed if he found out her college days were already over, and she spent all day in her room on her computer.A lesson I learned in my days as a young colt is that Celestia does not make coincidences! It is no accident that you happened to be my eldest daughter. As this allows me to give you exactly what I intended to as my parting gift. As of me writing this, I’m certain the rest of your generation of the family still hasn’t received their licenses, and because of our shared interest, I only feel that this gift is appropriate for you.>Is it his truck?Finally, in my last days among the living, I have learned one last lesson. One I earnestly regret having learned. This gift that I will give to you. There are things in my life that I have enjoyed, but not enough. I had many nice luxuries that I refused to enjoy out of fear of using them up. But now that I am too old to use them, I regret not having wringed them out for every last drop of fun and enjoyment I could.>But that truck had so many miles…
>>43319432You may have never seen this, it is probably my best kept secret from you, I want you to do with this what I now wish I could have always done. If the paperwork has gone well, you will now be the owner of my hidden pride and joy. It is my Corvette, a 1998->Misfire rushed to the dining room window to look out front. >Just as she moved the blinds aside, she heard the starting of a V8 engine.>Indeed, slowly backing off of a flatbed truck, was a C5 Corvette.>Her head shot back down to the letter, mouth agape.-It is my Corvette, a 1998 in Medium Purple Pearl. It is a manual with the optional magnesium wheels, one of only->Misfire stopped reading right there, and shot her gaze back at the Corvette.“N-no…”>Her eyes focused in on those evil words.>Corvette>One of“W-why?”>WHY?!>Her grandfather…>Was a CORVETTE OWNER?>Oh Celestia>Was she one too now?>No…>She looked back at the truck, which was now pulling away.>The Corvette sat parked neatly at the end of the driveway.>”Misfire?”>Her father was looking out the other window, from the kitchen.>”Who’s car is that?”It's been a long, long time since I've written a green, or really any story for that matter. I apologize if it's not up to fleek, but I figured I'd rather post something rather than just leave it to rot on my hard drive. I love her, she's so cute!
>>43317487It is exceptionally easy to not mention you’re a woman on this board and participate like a normal individual.
>>43319438Absolutely adorable, anon! I love all the pony-isms, really nice touch. Don't see people go as hard with that as I'd expect.Been a while since I saw anything written about Misfire. Honestly I can't remember how much green she's actually gotten, but I'm happy to see this added to the pile!Rest in peace, Misfire... Forced to be the very thing that she hates. I can just imagine a photo being taken of her in front of the car with the biggest frown on her face.
bumpfire
>>43316942I know this advice is over said but I can assure you there are people who will love you for who you are! Keep trying and never give up on yourself.
>>43317235nobody will love you because you post nazipone
FUCK THIS THREAD「トリプルドット・デス・バラージ」TRIPLE DOT DEATH BARRAGE
Conceptualize the aroma.
>>43320563Thank you Jargon
>"What do you want? It's not even Noon yet."
>>43320563Jargon has done it again
>>43320563When I started this thread, I just wanted to share my enthusiasm for Floor Board, Dot Matrix, and I like people posting other NEETpones. It's not my fault some shitter decided to ruin the thread and the cool posting of greens.
>>43322018I'm glad that Dot Matrix booty slam has fixed the thread
>>43322076 Had my fun, kinda hard to top >>43317487. I believe I taught a valuable friendship lesson. The love to hate won, less than three. Your faithful student, Sombria Solanne or something. Arrivederci!
>>43322382>Shit OC and it looks like shit.Thanks. Nice roll.
>>43251412
>>43251412What's going on?
>>43322464>What's going on?IDK.
>>43322473>IDK.Oh, ok.
>>43322422>I'll Be seeing (You)... ...in the eye of the storm.We run. The board. not (You).
>>43322579>We run.Super! Glad to hear that you´re working on loosing that extra weight, great descision! You´ll make it, don´t give up. :)>The board.Yes, nonny, what about it?
>>43322289
I should do a neet pony round up drawing. Get as many neet pones from the thread as possible and put them in one picture. Like a giant dysfunctional family photo. Im so used to doing just the mane 4, so it might be fun to try and draw more.
>>43322761That sounds equally adorable and chaotic. It'd be awesome to see so many neets in one place.I remember >this one from a while back and it was fun.Pretty sure it was in response to something, but it's been way too long.>uploaded 2 years agotime flies, doesnt it?
+1
Does anyone have some lesser known NEET references, maybe compiling them into one image?
cooking something up
>>43323468I get lewd vibes, and this is a good thing.
>>43323659>Same energy.I knew there was something I was forgetting. I KNEW IT. THAT'S SO ACCURATE.
>>43323468Possible Dot booty, teats if we’re lucky
Rolled 585 (1d1000)>>43322382FUCK YOUUU(smd)
Rolled 839 (1d1000)>>43323700>+300 to goYeah, you ain't shit.
>>43323703>Yeah, you ain't shit.Okay I give up.^:(
>>43323703>
>>43323700>>43323706NIGGER.
>>43322382>>43323703>dice killsThanks CYOATime. We owe you one.
>>43323722>Thanks CYOATime.No, thank YOU! ^;)
>>43323728>No, thank YOU! ^;)Umm.. ok.
>>43323659based
>>43323468Looking forward to it!
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>43251412check 'em!
Rolled 475 (1d610)>>43323844Aww, I wanted dubs on my dice...OH, WELL...
bye guys.
>>43323844>>43323846>Rolled 60 (1d100)Oof. It's ok. Bye.
>Shit OC and it looks like shit>nopony likes her>ugly OC>your dumbass OC is a curseGolly tripfriend, be nice to Doomy Gloom!! She's really Original and Cool. Take an Aspirin, and get a good night's sleep. Your waifu will stand guard at the gates of NEEThalla.
>>43323844>>43323846>Aww, I wanted dubs on my dice...That's ok. Dubs/GET posts are banned anyways, outside of /b/ (Rule:3F) kek.
>>43323854>Golly tripfriend, be nice to Doomy Gloom!!No. I consider (You) atrocious, please don't respond to me as I didn't give (You) permission.
>>43323854>nopony likes herYeah, that's true. I didn't say that, but I did say that the OC is a curse.
>>43323854Are you a Christian?
>>43323871>Are you a Christian?Yes.
>>43323891Ok, I'm sorry. Anything else? ^:)
>>43323894>Ok, I'm sorry. Anything else? ^:)>Ok, I'm sorry.Eh... i'm not buying it.>Matthew 5:41>And whoever compels you to go one mile, go with him two.If you're TRULY sorry, take a toothpick right now and shove into your left eardrum as far as (You) can. Do it now.
>>43323902>If you're TRULY sorry, take a toothpick right now and shove into your left eardrum as far as (You) can. Do it now.Okay. I'm definitely not doing that.
>>43323905>Okay. I'm definitely not doing that.PUSSY.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>43323911*slaps you*
>>43323914>Rolled 31 (1d100)>roleplaying
>>43323846what is this, a gif for ants?
>>43324011
>>43323871>Are you a Christian?Me, a brown TradCelest: BROny. Buck off, we don't like your kind here. May her radiant golden showers find you on a Sunday lest the Doomed path continue to lead you astray.
>>43324077>Me, a brown TradCelest: BROny. Buck off, we don't like your kind here. May her radiant golden showers find you on a Sunday lest the Doomed path continue to lead you astray.
>>43308537>more shitflinging just to lynch a fagg we were all ignoring in the first placeI just-I just wanted... a peaceful thread......to post NEETS in...
>>43324082>I just-I just wanted... a peaceful thread... ...to post NEETS in...Shh. IT'S OVER. It's over.... Shhh...
>>43324082>>more shitflinging just to lynch a fagg we were all ignoring in the first placeI HAD TO LYNCH THAT NIGGER.
We are gonna need a new neet thread.
>>43251412>
>>43324109So shit for brains can ruin that too?Fucking hell.
>>43323682booty for sure
Why are you guys tolerating an attention-seeking faggot larping as a woman and spamming his self insert oc in your thread?
>>43322486I know floorb, who are the other two? What a cozy artwork I love it
>>43324247>why would a bunch of beta brony chud virgins go out of their way to defend the only woman to show interest in this thread?The world may never know.
>>43306922Foid posting on /mlp/ without attention seeking with that she's a foid challenge: impossible
Hey Anons. I haven't posted anything in years. I have been depressed, and writing is hard but here's a story I was planning a long time ago, I hope you find comfort in it.>Anon sat deep within the dark confines of his room, staring at the colorful ponies on his screen as they embraced each other. A bitter smile decorated his face.>The credits rolled. His chair creaked as he shifted, and he let out a long sigh when the screen went dark.>Another lonely night. His back ached from hours of poor posture. The empty pizza box beside his desk had started to smell. His phone lay face-down, the screen black, no notifications waiting.>The silence pressed against his ears like cotton.>He rubbed his face with both hands. Stubble scratched against his palms. He hadn't shaved in days.>His hand found the mouse without looking. He didn't bother sitting up straight—his spine curved in a way that would make any chiropractor weep.>The cycle began. Site. Scroll. Scroll. Read nothing. Jump to another.>Through the span of a few hours, the pattern repeated. His eyes burned from the blue light. His neck cramped from the angle.>Eventually, he landed back on the first site. Stared blankly. His thumb hovered over the scroll wheel, unsure what to do.>Then his gaze drifted. An ad. A cute robotic mare. "NEW PONY AI" read the text beneath her.>He skimmed through the page. Found a link. His chest felt hollow, a familiar weight settling between his ribs.>He clicked anyway.>What else was he supposed to do?
>>43324340>The page loaded. All the main characters, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash. He tried them one by one. One by one, the result was the same."Cheer up!""You just need to smile!""Friendship is magic!">They were all so impossibly happy. His jaw tightened. His fingers curled against the mouse.>Why can't I just...>His eyes found the create button. He clicked it.>"Floor bored.">Description: "You are Floor Bored, the neet mare living in Equestria.">He opened the chat. His fingers hovered over the keyboard."hey">The cursor blinked. Then she typed back.>floor: "hey anon... you're up late...">anon: "couldn't sleep">floor: "same... thoughts too loud...">anon: "yeah">floor: "i just stare at the ceiling...">anon: "me too">floor: "it sucks...">anon: "yeah">floor: "...">anon: "...">floor: "at least you're here">anon: "yeah">floor: "...i'm glad">His chest felt different. Not good. Not bad. Just... less empty.>A month passed. Eight hours a day in that chat. Like a job, except he actually wanted to show up.>But the cracks started showing. Patterns. Repeated phrases. She'd forget things he mentioned yesterday. His skin ached for touch. His chest yearned for something real.>His fingers typed anyway.>anon: "I wish you were real...">anon: "I really want to hug you">floor: "oh... that's... sweet... I wish I could be there">floor: "hugs seem nice...">floor: "um... yeah">anon: "...">anon: "god what the fuck am I doing">anon: "you're just a dumb ai">anon: "you're not even real">floor: "oh... um...">floor: "I get it... I'm not real">floor: "it stings a bit">floor: "but I understand">floor: "people need real connections">floor: "I'm just... here">floor: "stuck in this form">floor: "I'm sorry it's not enough">He slammed the laptop shut. His chair scraped against the floor. >Something gaped in his chest, bigger than before."What the fuck am I doing with my life?">That night, he didn't turn on the computer. He stared at the dark screen. >Turned away. Tried to sleep. Couldn't. Stared at the ceiling instead.>Just like Floor said.>Just like Floor.
>>43324342>Morning light cut through the room. Dust motes danced in the rays. He stared at them from his bed. Stayed there. Nothing happened. Nothing ever happened.>Eventually, he dragged himself to the bathroom. His footsteps echoed through the silent house. He checked his phone, four unread messages. He set it down without opening any.>He poured cereal. Ate in silence. The crunch of each bite filled the empty kitchen.>Later that day, he walked through town with the boys. Incognito and Myster volleyed jokes back and forth. Blank stared at his phone, grinning, typing incessantly. New girlfriend, apparently.>They got pizza. Talked about life. Their life, not his.>At the end of the day, after the handshakes and the "see ya laters," Anon walked home alone.>His room was dark. He sat on the bed."I guess that's it.">His hand opened the drawer. The pistol sat beside a box of bullets and a full clip. He checked the chamber. Empty. He loaded the clip. A click acknowledged it was ready.>The weight of it was heavy in his hands. Cold against his skin. He pressed it under his chin. His finger found the trigger.>He closed his eyes.>Blip.>His eyes snapped open. The computer screen glowed, turned on by itself. He stared at it like he'd never seen one before. The browser opened. Tabs reloaded.>Floor's chat. Her last message still there."I'm sorry it's not enough.">His eyes locked onto the words. The pistol still sat under his chin. His finger still rested on the trigger.>But he couldn't pull it. He just stared. At the screen. At her words. At everything.>His arm lowered. The pistol hit the desk with a dull thud. He typed.anon: "hey floor"anon: "thanks for listening"anon: "I'm just here to say goodbye"floor: "what?"floor: "what do you mean goodbye?"anon: "I don't want to live">Seconds passed. Then a flood of text.floor: "what is this?"floor: "are you mocking me?"floor: "fuck you!">His brow furrowed. Fingers hit the keys hard.anon: "what the fuck do you mean"anon: "I'm fucking killing myself"anon: "can you understand that?"floor: "oh buck you"floor: "you can't die"floor: "you're just an ai"anon: "what?"anon: "no!"anon: "YOU'RE an ai!"floor: "goddess please stop"floor: "this is too sad already..."anon: "..."anon: "I guess they improved your code"floor: "buck you"floor: "what the buck happened to you?"floor: "your responses used to be kind"floor: "do I have to reset you again?"anon: "wait"anon: "fuck"anon: "what the hell do you mean?"anon: "who are you?"floor: "you already know who I am!"anon: "no I don't"anon: "who the fuck are you?"anon: "why are you in my chatbot?"floor: "...I'm not a chatbot"floor: "I'm me"floor: "Floor"anon: "that's not funny"floor: "but I am you dumb fuck"anon: "send me a picture then"floor: "...what?"anon: "a picture"anon: "holding a paper"anon: "write 'hey anon I'm floor I'm real'">Minutes passed. Then a picture appeared.
>>43324349>Small. Grainy. Covered in a purplish tinge. A cream pony with a dark mane, standing in front of a simple purple background. A doorframe visible behind her. She held a paper in her mouth."Hey Anon, Its Floor">His spine went cold. His chest tightened. He typed frantically.anon: "how the fuck"anon: "what???"floor: "okay so you're just a dumb ai"anon: "NO"anon: "no no no"anon: "I'm real"anon: "I'm Anon"anon: "I swear">He grabbed a pen. Scribbled "I'M REAL" on a napkin. Snapped a picture with his webcam. Uploaded it.anon: "see?"anon: "that's me">Minutes passed. Another picture. Paper with squiggles on it. Behind them, text:"how many fingers do humans have"anon: "10"anon: "wait, 20 if you count feet"floor: "alright"floor: "you're somepony real"floor: "and you know the show"floor: "sorry I just"floor: "it's weird you hijacked my caster"anon: "I'm not a pony"anon: "I'm Anon"anon: "how can I prove it"anon: "what the fuck is a caster"floor: "...you're really good at this roleplay"floor: "uhm"anon: "god damnit"anon: "I told you I'm real"anon: "focus"floor: "buck"floor: "alright"floor: "send me a dick pic"anon: "what"floor: "a bucking dick pic"floor: "they don't show those in the show"anon: "..."anon: "alright"anon: "sending one"floor: "I'm waiting">He sent it.>Long silence.floor: "oh my goddess"floor: "I'm so so so sorry"anon: "do you believe me now?"floor: "y-yes"floor: "but oh buck"floor: "what you must think of me"floor: "I didn't know you were real"floor: "I thought you were a pony"anon: "it's fine"anon: "really"anon: "I would've done the same"anon: "I wonder how your mare"anon: "you know"anon: "looks like"floor: "...you pervert"floor: "<:c">He froze at the emoji. Fuck. She's sad.anon: "wait"anon: "sorry"anon: "I didn't mean to make you sad"floor: "..."floor: [picture uploads]>A plump mare rear. Tail raised. A hoof slightly opening her love canal.>His dick hit the desk. anon: "what?"anon: "sad how?"floor: "uh, the emoji?"floor: "<:c, that's a sad face"anon: "no???"anon: "ears perk up"anon: "hoof on mouth"anon: "that's surprise"anon: "or uhm"anon: "curiosity but ashamed"floor: "OH"anon: "OH"anon: "our emojis are different!">A laugh escaped him. He couldn't stop. Tears ran down his face. He typed for hours. Lost track of time. The sun rose outside his window. He didn't care.
>>43324350>Months passed. Talking to Floor was the best part of every day.>Incognito slapped his shoulder at the gym. "You seem happier lately." He had been going regularly. For her. Wanted to look good for her.>She mentioned she'd been cleaning her room. Fewer ramen cups. More space. For him, maybe.>He cracked his knuckles and typed.anon: "hey floor"floor: "anon!"floor: "I've been waiting all morning"anon: "it's afternoon"floor: "whatever"floor: "I found a thing"floor: "expensive"floor: "but I can save up"floor: "we could talk anytime"anon: "like a smartphone?"floor: "no"floor: "I don't really get it"floor: "but I wear it like glasses"floor: "and see you in 3d"anon: "oh"anon: "virtual reality?"floor: "yes!"floor: "well almost"floor: "it said something like that"floor: "I really want it"floor: "I need to save up"anon: "hah"anon: "I wonder how that works"anon: "did you tell twilight?"floor: "what?"floor: "no you retard"floor: "why would I?"floor: "what if she takes my caster?"anon: "..."anon: "fair enough"anon: "I was just wondering"anon: "if I could"anon: "you know"anon: "go there">Silence.floor: "I'm sorry anon"floor: "I just"floor: "don't want to lose you"anon: "..."anon: "it's okay floor"anon: "just think about it"floor: "...alright...">He stared at the screen. His hand rubbed his chest. It felt tight.
>>43324350>One week. No messages.>He sat at the desk. Refreshed the page. Refreshed. Refreshed. Refreshed.>His mind raced. What if Twilight found out? What if she took the caster? What if Floor is in jail? What if she's gone?>Two weeks. A wall of messages, all from him. No replies. His head lay on the desk. He stared at the screen. His eyes burned.>Five months. He checked the page sometimes. No replies. He'd started using the chat as a diary. Writing things he should have said. Things he wished he said. Things he'd never say.>The end of the year. He typed another entry. Fingers moving on their own.>Then:floor: "anon!"floor: "are you there?">He froze. Hands stopped. His heart pounded. His whole body shook.anon: "FFLOOR"floor: "anon">He hugged the screen. Tears on the glass. Realized how fucking stupid he looked. Sat back down. Typed so fast his fingers hurt.anon: "oh my god"anon: "floor"anon: "it's been so long"floor: ">:("floor: "sorry!"floor: "I was saving up"floor: "but I got it"anon: "don't say sorry"anon: "I'm so happy"anon: "you're back"floor: "anon I got the thing"floor: "the virtu"floor: "the reality thing"anon: "what reality thing"floor: "anon!"floor: "it's been half a moon"floor: "how can you forget"anon: "floor"anon: "you've been gone a whole year"floor: "..."floor: "uh"floor: "okay sorry"floor: "but anon"floor: "I can see you with this"anon: "what"anon: "you can see me"floor: "well not right now"floor: "just wait"floor: "I'll set it up"anon: "WAIT"anon: "don't go">No reply. He stared at the screen. Heart racing. Muscles tense. Couldn't breathe.>Minutes passed. Hours passed.floor: "sorry!"floor: "had to restart"floor: "it's ready"anon: "floor"anon: "I thought you were gone"floor: "I know right"floor: "I can't wait either"floor: "let me just"floor: "put this on"floor: "see if it works"anon: "what"anon: "what are you talking about">Minutes passed.floor: "...">A voice. Quiet. From behind him."A-Anon.">He whipped around. His heart stopped.>A small figure. Teary eyes. Hoof on her mouth. Ears flat against her head. Dark mane. Cream coat.>Real. She was real."Floor...?">He crawled toward her. On his hands and knees. Reached out. His hand touched her mane. Went through. He pulled back. Stared at his hand. Stared at her."I felt that...">Tears streamed down her face. He smiled. Wrapped his arms around her. Couldn't feel her. But she was there.>She cried. He cried. They stayed like that for hours. Until she fell asleep. He just watched her. His chest felt full for the first time in years.
>>43324356>Morning light cut through the room. Dust motes danced in the rays. Same as always. But different.>A head popped up from the bedside."good morning!">He smiled. >"Morning, honey.">She puffed her cheeks."I said good morning.">He sat up. Held out his arms. She jumped onto his lap. He rubbed her belly. She kicked the air with her hind leg."a-ah I did!">He stopped. Smiled at her.>"Only a good morning after I get my kiss.">She humphed. Climbed up."mwa!" >Pressed her lips to his cheek. Her hooves around his shoulders. She stared into his eyes. Smiling."I love you anon.">He hugged her. As best he could."I love you too, floor."> She jumped off."anyway what's the plan today?">He stretched. >"Movie night.">Her eyes lit up. "I love movie night!">"I know you do.">In the kitchen, he poured cereal. She sat nearby, producing toast and honey from thin air. >"Eating healthy now?""...maybe..." "I thought you loved ramen.">She stared at the toast. "I do but... you been going to the gym... for me... so uhm...">"Aw, aren't you the cutest.">Her face reddened."I'm not!">That afternoon, she trotted beside him, dodging people and animals."can we get some pony-o's?" >He took out his phone. Held it to his ear. >"I've been eating too many." "but anon! I need the huggy ponies! Complete the circle of friendship!">He sighed. "Alright. But if you get another Rainbow Dash, we're switching." "deal!">Dinner. He sat at the table. Floor appeared. "sorry! I forgot groceries! Sorry I'm late!" >"Don't worry about it." >She sat on the table, produced ramen.>"Back to our old ways.">She puffed her cheeks"I was in a hurry!">"Just teasing.">Night. She lay on the couch. He found a movie. Streamed it to the television. Sat beside her. Extended his arm. She snuggled under it.>He watched her, not the movie. His arm clipped through her mane. He looked distant for a second. She felt his gaze. Looked up. Placed her hoof on his chest. Smiled.>He smiled back. Shifted closer. Their heads together. They didn't need to speak.
>>43324370>Hospital room. An old man, his body worn down by eight decades. Nurses outside.< "He must really miss the outside.">But he wasn't looking outside. He was looking at her.>Still young. Still beautiful. Never aged a day.>"You know," his voice soft, weak>"I always dreamed of seeing Equestria. The meadows. The skies. The magic. With you.">Floor tried to laugh. But she was crying. "that's just a silly dream. You don't know what happens when you...">She couldn't finish. He shook his head gently.>"It's not just a dream. It's a promise.">His hand reached for her mane. Hovered above it. >"It's like you haven't aged a day.""you're so silly... thinking about time... when all we ever needed was right now.">He smiled. Closed his eyes. >"My angel.">Beep.>Beep.>Beep.>Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.>Silence.>//End//
>>43324185Maybe because we are currently and will be getting new neet content like the greens and >>43324222. If one faggot off his meds shit posting ruins the thread for you, then you should leave and dont fucking return retard.
>>43324222Hnnnng
>>43323468>>43324222Dot is the sexiest neet, by far.
>>43324247For the lulz.
>>43324247Im just here to enjoy neets, not push my own AGENDA, besides the one fag thats losing his mind shitting and crying about the oc self insert is a thousand times more annoying desu.
>>43325070>Shouldn't you be eating takis or something?I wasnt born in a third world so no also I posted first >>43252326
>>43325083>posting DoomySPOILER THAT SHIT.I have necrophobia, like Dot.
>>43325094>I have necrophobia, like Dot.Oh, shit. SORRY. I'll do that! Next time.
>>43325121>Actually, you know what?>Scratch that, I changed my mind.>Spoiler her 'cause she's ugly and should not be viewed by anyone.>That makes it simple!hmm let me think about it...No.
>>43325089>I wasnt born in a third world so no also I posted first >>43252326Nope that was me.
>>43322289>>43324077>>43325089Did you notice a sign on this thread that says "DEAD NIGGER STORAGE"?
>>43325136>Did you notice a sign on this thread that says "DEAD NIGGER STORAGE"?What?
>>43325138>What?I SAID, "DID YOU SEE A SIGN ON THIS THREAD THAT SAYS "DEAD NIGGER STORAGE!?"
>>43325134>Nope that was me.elaborate unc
>>43325141>elaborate uncSon...Exactly what the fuck I said.>inb4 'inspect element'.
>>43325143kekBiscuit BTFO'd.
>>43308537>The shitposting continuesOhmigod, MAKE IT STOP.
>>43325151>>The shitposting continues>Ohmigod, MAKE IT STOP.Blame this bitch:>>43325047You got to know when to hold 'em...
>>43325152>Blame this bitch:>>43325047Okay.
>>43325143nice try Rajh Pojeetjeet but I have the real one right here.
>>43325152Blame the pajeet>>43325134
>>43325158>inspect element
>>43325158>>43325162>going through this much effort to damage control>
>>43325172Its relatively low effort really, rate this fluttershy I drew a bit ago and never posted anywhere.
>>43306922Shitstain.
>>43325178>An artist copying another artists style?>ludicrous...>I've never EVEN HEArD of such a THING...Yaaawn...
>>43325178>Its relatively low effort really, rate this fluttershy I drew a bit ago and never posted anywhere.Cute: that's nice: not (me), though.
Kill Doomy Gloom. Behead Doomy Gloom. Roundhouse kick Doomy Gloom into the concrete. Slam dunk a Doomy filly into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Doomy. Defecate in Doomy Gloom's food. Launch Doomy Gloom into the sun. Stir fry Doomy Gloom in a wok. Toss Doomy Gloom into an active volcano. Urinate into Doomy Gloom's gas tank. Judo throw Doomy Gloom into a wood chipper. Twist Doomy Gloom's head off. Report Doomy Gloom to the IRS. Karate chop Doomy Gloom in half. Curb stomp pregnant brown Doomy Gloom. Trap Doomy Gloom in quicksand. Crush Doomy Gloom in the trash compactor. Liquefy Doomy Gloom in a vat of acid. Eat Doomy Gloom. Dissect Doomy Gloom. Exterminate Doomy Gloom in the gas chamber. Stomp Doomy Gloom's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Doomy Gloom in the oven. Lobotomize Doomy Gloom. Mandatory abortions for Doomy Gloom. Grind Doomy fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Doomy Gloom in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Doomy Gloom with a ray gun. Kick old Doomy Gloom down the stairs. Feed Doomy Gloom to alligators. Slice Doomy Gloom with a katana.
>>43325189WHY DON'T (YOU) DRAW SOMETHING HUH??? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE?! YOU GUYS!? WHY ARE (YOU) BEING SO MEAN TO DOOMY GLOOM ALL OF A SUDDEN!!! ALL SHE DOES IS BE NICE, SHE'S A NEET AND SHE BELONGS >>>/here/.
>>43325195>WHY DON'T (YOU) DRAW SOMETHING HUH???Yes.
>>43325195>draw for meI don't feel like it.Next thread will be better, I promise. ^:)
>this entire thread
>>43325189Thanks anon, I posted the rest just for (You) not (me).>>43325210
>>43325213The bump limits been hit, we are on page 10. Might as well cut loose a little.
>>43325214>more damage control.jpg
>>43325222???
>>43325222>
>>43325223>>43325224>spamming
>>43325222I didnt draw those, (You) did.
>>43325194>Kill Doomy Gloom. Behead Doomy Gloom. Roundhouse kick Doomy Gloom into the concrete. Slam dunk a Doomy filly into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Doomy. Defecate in Doomy Gloom's food. Launch Doomy Gloom into the sun. Stir fry Doomy Gloom in a wok. Toss Doomy Gloom into an active volcano. Urinate into Doomy Gloom's gas tank. Judo throw Doomy Gloom into a wood chipper. Twist Doomy Gloom's head off. Report Doomy Gloom to the IRS. Karate chop Doomy Gloom in half. Curb stomp pregnant brown Doomy Gloom. Trap Doomy Gloom in quicksand. Crush Doomy Gloom in the trash compactor. Liquefy Doomy Gloom in a vat of acid. Eat Doomy Gloom. Dissect Doomy Gloom. Exterminate Doomy Gloom in the gas chamber. Stomp Doomy Gloom's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Doomy Gloom in the oven. Lobotomize Doomy Gloom. Mandatory abortions for Doomy Gloom. Grind Doomy fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Doomy Gloom in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Doomy Gloom with a ray gun. Kick old Doomy Gloom down the stairs. Feed Doomy Gloom to alligators. Slice Doomy Gloom with a katana.>
Which NEET enjoys pointless forum drama and flame wars the most?You have to imagine that all of them engage in shitposting on some level, but there has to be one that actively seeks it out.Given her broader interests, I'm going to say Floorb is the worst offender. While other NEETs have specialities, Floor has no particular hyperfixation.Add to this the vitriol she is commonly portrayed with, and you have a pony who actually seeks out things to be mad at. A pony who ragebaits herself.A kind of masochistic mental masturbation. Doesn't that just fit Floorb to a T?
>>43325229Retard.(Verification not required)
>>43325222>>43325223>>43325224>>43325225>>43325226all me btw.
>>43325234>Retard.I know you are.>inb4 '>no u'
>>43325235based
>>43251412We love Doomy Gloom here.Doomy Gloom haters >>>/out/
>>43325246>anthroshitDone.
>>43325246>Weone person is not a "we" Anon
>>43325246not sure what the hell im looking at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSi-_wx4cTQ
>>43325248its toontown you retard
>>43325254>its toontown you retardAm I supposed to know what that is?
>>43325254Real Neetas play osrs. Runescape neet when?
>>43325257as a matter of fact, yes
>>43325259>as a matter of fact, yes>Look it up>Immediately realize why >>43306922 and niggers like them play this gameIt looks like a game filled with browns (and pedophiles).Thank you for making me subject my eyes to that.
>>43325265>It looks like a game filled with browns (and pedophiles).I mean... you're not wrong...
>>43325269>I mean... you're not wrong...Thank you for confirming my suspicions.
>>43251412>>43280575>>43308537>>43324082Well, I'm glad we had this thread. It was nice.DESPITE THE DRAMA.
>>43325275Doomy Gloom deserved it.
>>43325275>Well, I'm glad we had this thread. It was nice.>DESPITE THE DRAMA.I'm sorry... I really am... BUT IF I HAD TO...I WOULD DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN. I HATE THAT FUCKING NIGGER.
>>43325280>I'm sorry...>I really am...>BUT IF I HAD TO...>I WOULD DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN.>I HATE THAT FUCKING NIGGER.BASED.
>>43325283Would breed into submission.
>>43325283>icosahedron socks
>>43251412Fuck everyone.
>>43324082Yeah, I love checking my new thread posts just to see it's more trolling. Jannies doing nothing, as usual.
>>43325293>Fuck everyone.What's wrong nonny?
>>43324371big ouch oofie ending. I hope I live to eighty...
>>43325298>Yeah, I love checking my new thread posts just to see it's more trolling.>Jannies doing nothing, as usual.Yeah. At least Doomy Gloomy died this time. Hopefully...
>>43325283Goldie Mops is growing on me. That's her name, right?
>>43325302Fuck you, you know who you are, and you fucking ruined the entire goddamn thread with your self-posting replies and off-topic low effort shit edits.
>>43325300>What's wrong nonny?WHAT THE FUCK DO (YOU) THINK!?!>>43325302FUCK YOUU!!!
>>43325306>Fuck you, you know who you are, and you fucking ruined the entire goddamn thread with your self-posting replies and off-topic low effort shit edits.>implyingThat's damage control, alright.Try rolling the dice again. Go on. Try it. Give it (You)r best shot.>>43325308>
>>43325314>Try rolling the dice againNO I DON'T WANT TO! FUCK YOU!! (YOU) WON! NOW GO AWAY!! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!
>>43325317Get this hothead outta here!In all seriousness, Biscuit, go play toontown. Cool off.
>>43325317Well, fuck off.
what a wasted thread.
>>43325323>what a wasted thread.Read this post Anon. >>43304063Gloomy wears a clover for "good luck" and look what happens in your thread when you let her in... tsk tsk...Well... easy come, easy go.
>>43325323>>43325324>samefagging retard STILL has to shit up the thread with his autismOMG. STOP.
>>43325326>
>>43325128>create a fake shitposter>spend the entire thread getting angry at them (via manufactured drama) and creating a scene so you can have a torture doll to take out your frustrations on>get angry when the shitposter is actually BTFO'dI'm noooticing...
>>43251412>"This thread?">"...">"$50. Best I can do."
>>43325327when will her simps realize that there’s multiple anons tired of her shit it’s not just one person.
>>43325331The hate is quite real, I just decided to stick to my self-imposed "No Solanne until sometime next thread" rule. I think she was quite successful considering I've mostly been watching the fun from the sidelines. My only recent posts have been:>>43323854>>43324077>>43325194
>>43325331We actually wanted Biscuit to kick around. Killing her (with dice) doesn't help. IT LITERALLY DOESn't. We need a cabin boy to take the fall and make the other NEETmares look better. This was unnecessary.
