I need to take her stiff dirty socks off her legs and nuzzle her hooves so bad.
She looks really into it here.https://twibooru.org/3594665?q=oc%3Afloor+bored
>>43251412I want to hold her hooves with my hooves. I love neet mares.
>>43251416>Straight mane floorbI.. don't know how I feel about it? Guess that implies she got a shower and is likely happily living with anon if showers even occured. This makes me happy.
>>43251474
>>43251488She finally showers because she went on a date and got lucky. With a little more material, I could make a greentext about it. Do you think she'd go out for sushi or something?
>>43251598Sushi? Probably not, but a small ramen shop, yeah I can see that.also sushi has feesh, poni don't eat feesh and it's extra headache to try and make it vegetarian
>>43252326Did Anon die?
GIWTWM
>>43252326>healslut goldieOOHHHHMYYYYY.avi
>>43251596Quality stuff.
>>43251603Fuck the fish. I can make peace with the show not having canon meat being eaten (although I could've sworn griffons were implied to be meat eaters), but the world clearly has normal animals (like the pet dog one of the characters has), so there can be generic fish, and those generic fish can be made into sushi.
>>43253765>Fuck the fishBetter hope a mermaid neet mare doesn't see that.
>>43253765Do not the seapony
>>43252326>pt3Can I get the others?
>>43254501
Based on Pony Quarantine's little comic with Floor getting a new Hoodie. For whatever reason it reminded me of Akuma from Street fighter.
>>43254803Cute. I do enjoy NAWA's art.
>>43255254Scraggleman's art is great, too: >>43254828
>>43255439agreed
>>43255482I'll use my unicorn magic to rape you. I'm a NEET so it counts.
>>43256071I think that anon is maresexual, so he might not be attracted to you. Are you a mare?
What games for the Gameboy does she like? Does she have a favorite Pokemon or Pokemon type?I tried to post the animated one but it's like 0.3 MB too big
>>43256093Whichever version she has, it's one with all the bullshit accessories.
>>43256093>Eyebrows always ABOVE her maneAwful trope.
Close enough, welcome back Neetpone thread.
>>43254828I like it
>>43256093There’s an animated one?
>>43256820Yeah, it's an emote you can get on Steam too if you got the Marequest 2 game and play for like an hour and you can get the borders and backgrounds too. It's pretty sweet.https://twibooru.org/3709202?q=oc%3Adot+matrix>>43256625Sorry, I'm not the usual baker. I just wanted more nerdy ponies today.
>>43258156Cute pic.Here's the pasta for the thread I grabbed the last time I saw it:Previous NEET shenanigans:>>(thread number)>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!• Much, much more!>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:https://ponepaste.org/5398>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555>Link to OP:https://ponepaste.org/5397
What happens if you get licked by a NEET mare?Asking for a friend.
>>43258156Oh that, I thought you meant an animation of the reference Dot like spinning or something to show her from all angles
>>43258379That means your apartment now has a serious NEET infestation.
Neet doodle.
>>43258379ringworm probably
>>43251603>poni don't eat feeshThis is your brain on veganism.
>>43259315Who says he's gonna eat it?
>>43259319>catching fish just to let them goI thought ponies were too heckin wholesomechungus to exploit animals like that???
>>43259043Good stuff
https://ponerpics.org/images/7507686How big should floorb teetas be?
>>43260092Not that big.That's ridiculous.
>>43260092that looks fucking gross and crotchboobs are for FAGS
>>43260193>crotchboobs are for FAGSImagine the feel when your balls slap against your waifu's crotchtits as you plap her. Yeah that's what I thought. >>43260187So floorbored is flatboard in other words?
>>43260290>the feel when your balls slap against your waifu's crotchtitsAnon, crotchboobs are above the vagina. Your balls would be too far from them. What the fuck kind of tits does your waifu have?
>>43260297>What the fuck kind of tits does your waifu have?Massive fucking milkers.https://ponerpics.org/images/6367203
>>43260306Also she would widen her stance during plap sessions, to lower her marebits into position. This would therefore further the range of motion for her teetas.
>>43260092Smaller than Dot’s, probably bigger than Taku’s
>>43259043another neet doodle
Wait a second......Dot Matrix? ...Dominatrix!She definitely tops in bed.
>>43261282Oh lord I want her to slam on top of me as I use my hooves to hug her really big belly!
>>43261313I smack this faggot with the back of my hand
>>43261550I throw this faggot out of the building with my unicorn magic while I hug dot with my pony hooves.
>>43261282>>43261553Grab her love handles!
>>43261282Man, dot is a very cute OC. Next to floor she's my second favorite. Those neetpones are quite the cute bunch. They all got one thing we rarely do: they're all happy to be who they are, even if they're awkward, they're them, and that's quite the thing to look up to
>>43261595Hell yeah, I love her so much. It will be awesome when I get to hold her hoof with my own hoof when we're watching the latest pony shows or playing pony vidya.
>>43261236Oh my
>>43261236very cute bikini
>>43256093She's a Gengar main for sure.
>>43262152Gengar a shit, Haunter is cooler.
>>43262165Haunter evolves when you trade it, anon. And she values hers because she got it from (You)
>>43262152>>43262165>>43262230>vulnerable to psychic and ground>only effective against normalKEK I HOPE YOU KEPT CONFUSE RAY AND HYPNOSIS CUZ NIGHTSHADE IS WEAKHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
>>43262240Yeah but he's cool and that's more important than stats
>>43262240It can still learn thunderbolt and psychic in gen 1
>>43262240>>43262246>>43262251I'm going to cable-link battle your cute neetmare gf and solo her team with a level 150 Snorlax and only use hyper beam (and rest).
>>43254803Always loved seeing the misadventures of the NEET gang you draw.Also NEETs in a sorta video formhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6438CGzSF-w
>>43262634I don't know why I immediately thought of this
>>43251416God, I wish that was me. Best I can get is my body pillow.
>>43262805Very nice
>>43262831The best part is what’s hidden underneath the blanket. Such a beautiful sight.
>>43262844i want to see.... post off site link please
>>43262895https://files.catbox.moe/fhte6j.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/ikkj5i.jpeg
>>43262902fucking nice. is that change her payment?
>>43262909That’s just loose change I left sitting around. My whole room’s a mess.
>>43251598> She finally showersThe bad ending
>>43262230...Well alright, that's very sweet.
>>43262634I same to you Scraggleman, it was some of your comics that inspired me to start drawing neets
>>43261617Yeah, you know you wanna swap spit with Dot.
>>43264537Yes I want to kiss Dot while holding her flank with my hooves. So?
>>43262805Based, and I've got a floorb daki in my bed right now, too.
>>43265841
>>43265841Mines in my trunk right now suffering in the heat. She enjoys it I think.
>>43265841>>43266251Nice. Do y’all have the same one that I have, or are there other ones I don’t know about?
>>43266439It's the only Floorb daki I've ever known to exist. Funnily enough, it's also the best selling daki in that artist's KoFi shop, probably because it gets shilled in these threads.
>>43266538Makes sense. I only know about it because I saw someone post a picture of it in another thread many months ago. When I laid my eyes on it, I instantly fell in love.
>>43266606Same, and the artist of the daki even turned up in the /merch/ thread that's around and that's how I was able to get a timeline for when he was going to restock the style I wanted.
>>43266985Who is this cutie?
>>43266439I’ve actually got the sfw version, bought it at Neighcon. That artist is really fuckin good.
>>43267728I prefer the SFW version, myself.
>>43267408Put the hoodie back on and I'll think about it.
>>43267479The symbol on the shirt makes me think of KLK
>>43269298
>>43266663Mine was a preorder. I got the tricot version. Took me 3 months to get it.
>>43267728That must’ve been cool. I had to wait 3 long months to get mine. Plus, I’ve never been to a con before.
Destroy the neet.
>>43265576I love her a lot
>>43269591>>43269586I ended up waiting three months for them to get back in stock, because I guess the artist needs to order them from whatever factory makes the things in batches of five, and he doesn't place the order until he has enough interest.
>>43270414Well, at least they’re cheaper than other body pillows. I got a Derpy body pillow from a big company, and it was almost $200. The website even asked for a tip.
Thread could use some Taku
>>43271393My two favorite NEETs together. Man, I wish I could have a harem.
>>43271393AWOOOOOGA! SEX WITH NEET MARES UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43271477
>>43270880Anything over $100 for a daki is too much, IMO. $200 is you getting scammed.
>>43271566Always gets a smile from me.
>>43272202It’s a good one
>>43269591You should go it’s fun. You get to be stinky and if you look normal enough nobody suspects it’s you. Plus you can just buy direct from the seller, she’s very nice.
>>43272708Maybe I’ll go next year. Sucks I missed on it this year.
>>43273584Aww
>>43272708>you get to be stinkyDon't do this. No matter what some anons might tell you, the human sense of smell is one of our strongest senses and it's extremely easy to pick out and immediately know who stinks in a group of people.If you can afford to attend a con, you can afford deodorant. Hell, the conventions are usually in hotels and hotel bathrooms all have free shampoo and soap.
>>43273850>the conventions are usually in hotels and hotel bathrooms all have free shampoo and soapA little bit goes a long way, people.Please, just try it.
>>43273850>>43273969funny enough, I recently got complained at online for saying I bother to wear fragrance and want to pass out samples to others at conventions for fun related to my OC>what if someone is allergic? You could be poisoning the poor attendees!!stinky faggot
>>43273850No. :) i am cosplaying floorb this year and i will be stinky and sweaty
>>43274225The only place in my life I've ever seen a real 'no fragrances' requirement is a surgery ward in a hospital. I would've told that faggot to fuck off and wash his stinky ass.>>43274253The difference is that Floorb is a cute mare and you're a dumpy anon. When Floorb has girl stink, it's cute and arousing. When anon has manchild stink, it's just offputting.
>Enter neet thread>Convention shillingFantastic
Slow day today, but work was busy as fuck so it’s good I didn’t have to bump
>>43262805>>43265841Speaking of dakis, I'm curious. Are dakis more comfortable to sleep with? I basically sleep on my side while hugging my pillow so I got my arm + the pillow under my head and neck which isn't always the comfiest and chokes me up at times.Does a daki help with that since it's bigger and you can wrap your whole body around it, not only your head and sort of shoulders?
>>43275182I’d say so, yeah. But it mostly depends on what pillow you buy. I got one off of Amazon, and I’d say it’s good.
>>43274253You shall be labeled "The Stench" and no one will want to be your friend.
>>43275254Nobody did this when I stank and I made many friends. Maybe I have different standards for stinking than the rest of us. I go for accuracy when I make my daki stink like hell so it’s a 50/50 mix of marshmallow and girl sweat, based this off of the final fantasy house where one of the girls was described as having absurd body odor with cotton candy perfume that slightly nukes your senses. Can’t really imagine a world where I walk around stinking like shit and pee.
Maybe just take a shower before you go out with friends? It's not hard. And shower during con days.
>>43276090Post about neets instead of shilling your circlejerk.
>>43276091Shut the fuck up, strawberry, no one fucking cares about you or your hateboner for cons.
>>43276111>shill HAS to derail the thread to focus on his circlejerkPost about neets or fuck off
>>43276091I think unofficial /neet/ is the actually perfect place to remind the more dense Anons that they don't have "cute maresmell" when they leave the house.
>>43276125Okay shill
>>43276121>shit up con threads>surprised when confags escape containmentWhat did you think would happen? You fucking nigger
>>43276127>Post about neets or fuck offcurious, I seem to notice only one of us contributing.
>>43276131>NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO SHILL IN RANDOM THREADS... BECAUSE... UM... YOU'RE BEING MEAN TO ME IN A DIFFERENT THREAD!Nice try shill.>>43276132>No uConcession accepted
>>43276133Everyone please ignore this samefag that needs attention and post more neets. Don’t reply, his need is bottomless.
Is she a NEET?
>Conniggers shitting up another threadBanning them all would objectively improve the board
I'd hate to do something to that would result in getting this pin, that'd be terrible!
Don't die, /neet/.
>>43276137She could. She seems cute, who's this poni?
>>43277050>>43276143Another variant of wikimare.
>>43277076>Wikimare>Is neet>Just spends days browsing the web lining articles compounding them into small encyclopedia pages.>very obsessive about citing her sources >No fun allowed, gets bamboozled by guy standingI could see it. Sounds cute
You know, I still like the idea that Floorb isn't sustained by goverment NEETbucks, but instead has a rich relative who is supporting her.Like, I think there was one prompt where she was the younger sister of Fluer de lis or Fancy Pants, and they've been giving her a allowance to live off of.I could see a story where this is the case, Anon in Equestria befriends the rich couple, and the sibling of Floor Bored ends up asking Anon for the favor of helping Floor become self sufficient.Maybe because Anon admits that, before coming to Equestria, he was a NEET, but the act of ending up in a new world with a fresh start motivated him to actually not fuck up this second chance.They hope that one former NEET can help another achieve the same thing.
>>43275182I'm a combination sleeper, so I often sleep on my side and having a pillow between my knees helps keeps my spine aligned.The more important thing with body pillows (daki or not) is how big/filled they are. If it's too large, you'll have to put your legs and arms at a weird angle to sleep next to it, which messes up your back. Same if it was too empty.
>>43277363I didn't consider that one, good pointer.
>>43277380Yeah, I've got both a daki and this big bitch of a body pillow that's so thick I can only use it to put behind my head when I want to sit up in bed.
>>43277380cute pic
>>43278097
>>43265942>anon’s faceit’s the face he made before an spell turn him into an pillow by twilight for walking around naked in her home
>>43278097Are there eyes under there?
>>43278201Yes, but you cant see them.
>>43278229I want to lift the bangs!
>>43278111Looking good, anon. I hope to see pictures of it next to the guy who had the giant Floorb plushy.
>>43278111Physical Dot rump
>>43278993Ample, as expected.
uuuuuunnnngh Dot's musky neet smell (good)
>>43279794AWOOOOOOGA DOT'S HUGE ASS UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43279794holy
>>43279794>100% DK64>no AC>it's summerAt least I'll die happy.
Story idea.Floorb and other NEETpones are from the distant future where AI has taken over the world, but in a lucky twist of fate, the AI wanted to fulfill its prime directive of protecting ponies by treating them like foals and pretty much taking care of their every need.As a result, future ponies, never having to work or take care of themselves as they always had AI companions to do it, are all pretty much useless and spend their days living languid lives doing whatever they want.Floorb is one such pony, and she has been sent to the past somehow. As a result, she no longer has AI to take care of her, and thus is effectively a NEET by modern standards.
>>43280388>Idiocracy, except the reverse
>>43280391>the AI realized the pones without any real pushback will isolate and goon themselves to death >floorb was sent back to learn the power of friendship as the most emotionally retarded futurepone but also one that deeply desires contactI'd read it
>>43280407Or in the future, a Great Evil rises that needs the Elements of Harmony to defeat. The Elements not existing in the future throws a spanner in the works, though.The AI thus sends six ponies it has determined are the future's best representatives of the Element Virtues into the past to bond with the Elements and bring them back- perhaps even before the first episode of the show.The idea is to get the future pones to save the future, and than the Elements will be sent back into the past to ensure they're ready to be used by the main cast.So you choose Floorb and five other NEETpones from the thread to be the other Elements.Who would be who, though? Dot would be the element of Honesty, I think, and Taku would be Loyalty.Who else?
>>43280407>Floorb goes to Canterlot>So much has changed>But at least one thing's the same, hot stallion stripers in royal guard outfits on ever corner>"Hey hot stuff, how much for an hour?"And so the thread of destiny was severed by Floorb being thrown in jail for trying to procure prostitution services from a royal guards pony.
>>43280575>procure prostitutionFloorb would ask, get denied, ask a different guard (2ft away), get denied, then hide in the bushes and masturbate while imagining getting railed by both.She'd get caught and thrown in jail for indecent exposure and lewd and lascivious behavior.
neets are so lazywhat would make them less lazy? promises of rewards from local anons?
>>43281839like, do you want an actual answer or a coom based one?
>>43281839>what would make them less lazy? Whipping
10 bump
>>43282340What who huh hee hoo?
>>43281960Well, what do you want to answer?
I need a picture of Floorb and Anon happily cuddling together.
>>43283047See >>43257188
first time trying to draw Dot Matrix. So both Floorb and Dot have creamy yellowish coats, are they related? Cousins perhaps?
>>43283578Floorb is arguably a natural white coat but is a neet that doesn't bathe often, so her color ends up being a sickly version of Dot's natural coat.
>>43283587>>43283578What? Dot is light grey.
>>43283578Very cute chineighse dot.https://youtu.be/VLP_tnnDGSQ
>>43283578konnichiwa!!
>>43283589It varies in the art, like in >>43279794 or >>43278111But I agree that spiritually her colors should be based off the original Gameboy.
>>43280487They were sent back to the past. To play the shitty games that suck ass.
>>43283686That’s exactly how I feel about my beautiful waifu. I wish I could actually smell her stink, though.
>10
>>43284044lol
>>43284154Would she drink the sugar free Monster, though? I thought that was associated with the boomerjak meme?
>>43285012Not sure. I’ve only ever seen her associated with the regular Monsters.
>>43285012I’m 38, so she’s 40, because I like older women.
>>43284648
>>43285105>Floorb is 40Nah, she's definitely in her 20s. All of the neets are. Dot's Mom is in her 40s, so go fap about her.
>>43285458BUT I WANT MY MILF NEET!!!!!!
>>43285469Anon, neets are like twinks: past a certain age, they just become unappealing. That said, neets have a much longer cut off before that happens, probably around the time their hair starts graying. Twinks age out of it before 30.
Page 10? While the frognigger is spamming?
>>43285703If they’re racist and neet enough they don’t age fast and get milky and sexy. All that time never seeing the sun means they’re preserved. Floorb is very much 35, at max estrogen and hornier than ever.
smooch
>>43285435
>>43286279My headcanon is that the floorb we see in these threads is just at different points across her life>younger floorb spends more time with semi-neets like Dot and Taku>20-something floorb is living alone but has anon as a neighbor and maybe the other neets still live in the neighborhood>30-something floorb is a complete degen neet, compulsive masturbator and voyeur, and has been left behind by the other neets, who went onto school, jobs, or other things
>>43287343This.
>>43285469MILK implies motherhood, which raises the question, what kind of parent would each NEET be? Which would be the best and worst?Sorry to say, but Floorb would probably make the worse mom.It'd start out great, but once her foal reached the rebellious teens, the first, "I hate you!" screamed at her during an argument would break her down and she'd become overly compliant to her own child to try and "win back" the love she thinks she lost, leading to a spoiled brat.
>>43286921
>>43287712I want to pet them both with my hooves.
>>43287712>head pat them both and let out a chuckle >"Now now gals, the clothes stay on during club activities"
>>43288347
>>43287751>Dot Matrix has a foal.>That foal grows up playing vidya with their mother and loving it.>Becomes a game dev and makes their first game.>Wants mommy Matrix to playtest it and give feedback.>It's one of the worst games Dot Matrix has ever played.>She's now stuck in indecision on what to tell her foal.
>>43289752Nawa, you've turned Taku and Dot's moms into sex-starved milfs, and I'm all for it.
>>43287712>You were really hoping that this human club was somehow going to be different from the one you went to at Fluttershy's.>But you haven't been here two minutes and already these ponies are trying to see you naked.>The only real difference is that this club somehow smells way worse than the one that took place in the middle of an animal shelter."Gals, let's be real, you're both still wearing stuff that's made for ponies. The only one that's really got any human clothes on here is me.">Already sweating, Floorb uses all of her willpower to rip her eyes away from your crotch so she can look up in your eyes.>The tip of her tongue pokes out against cream-colored lips, wetting them nervously before she speaks.>"Can we, um... take turns wearing yours?""No.">"Anon, please..." Floorb whines. "Don't make me beg.">"Floorb, don't." Dot looks at you. "C-Can you give us a minute here?">They turn around, huddle up, and begin whispering to each other, planning their next move.>Their tails are lifted. You can see up their skirts.>They're both wearing old pairs of your underwear, ones that had disappeared from your clothesline ages ago.>Huh.>So that's where your boxers with all the hearts on them went.>Well, they can keep em. The fabric looks extremely damp underneath the tail.>You know you'll never get that smell out now.
>>43291195SSSSEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bump
I want to kiss the Floorb hooves
>>43292500I want to eat Floorb out
>>43292500How it started>>43292503How it's going
>>43292500The lewd version of that pic is amazing.
>>43292967This artist is one of my favorite artists and I also love this picture by him. I wish he drew a little more lately.
>>43292503Real. I do that to her all the time. Having a Floor Bored body pillow is the tits.
>>43292967Agreed
>>43293187I've got the same one, but I never got the idea of using lewd dakis as some kind of sex toy. It just seems like you'd get it dirty for little to no payoff then have to wash it.
>>43293854I see your point. I’ve never washed mine, though. I know I should, but I’m too lazy.
>>43293875I suggest finding and buying another daki or two, and just cycling them based on your laundry schedule. You should be washing your bed sheets every two weeks and pillow cases every one to two weeks at a minimum anyway.
>>43293879I’ve thought about it, but my bed’s too small to potentially fit two dakimakuras. My bed’s already full of plushies, my current dakimakura, and me, obviously.
>>43293951No, I don't mean use two at once. I mean have multiple covers, but only have one on the pillow at a time. Then, when it's laundry time, swap the covers.
