There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mareBecome strong enough to carry the mare you marry, and all of life's burdens will feel lighter.Old thread: >>43245551Ongoing greens:Shape Your Home by PoneGreenhttps://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)https://ponepaste.org/10382 (Part 7)https://ponepaste.org/4466 (April Fools' interlude)Completed/on hiatus/ded greens:GET OUT OF MY HEAD by Anonymous>>40508352>Dreams to Dream by Stabbythesnowmanhttps://ponepaste.org/590https://ponepaste.org/4197 (part 2)https://ponepaste.org/5562 (part 3)A Wish Enough for Two by TakeItEasy (née YukkuriPaleHorse)https://ponepaste.org/8269The Recruiter (epilogue) by pentaponyhttps://ponepaste.org/4316Hallmark Dream-a by lmone6https://ponepaste.org/3004Stories by Pentaponyhttps://ponepaste.org/user/pentaponyCarl's Hardened Heart by Reggiesomethinghttps://ponepaste.org/1112"Fleetfooted" by SadBoyhttps://poneb.in/u/MLPSadBoyStories by Aftercasehttps://ponepaste.org/user/AftercaseStories by AnthonyC4https://ponepaste.org/user/AnthonyC4Stories by Horse Story Anonhttps://ponepaste.org/user/AppreciationprojectStories by YukkuriPalehorsehttps://poneb.in/u/YukkuriPalehorseRainbow Dash and the Ghosts of Hearts & Hooves Day by Lonesome Riderhttps://poneb.in/U2Jtfc59Stories by Trandhal: https://ponepaste.org/user/trandhalRocks out of the Quarry: https://poneb.in/aX2C686iStories by Tsar Anon: https://poneb.in/BnjZqwM3Stories by Angry Wino: https://poneb.in/u/AngryWinoStories by Crabs of Steam: https://poneb.in/u/Crabs_of_steamThe Broken Carousel (Part 1): https://ponepaste.org/1541(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 1): https://ponepaste.org/1543(Part 2): https://ponepaste.org/1542(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 2): https://ponepaste.org/1544This Heart That Fearshttps://poneb.in/0b7L24LnTsukumogamihttps://poneb.in/WPw3dNdPLow Self-Esteem AJhttps://poneb.in/x5FMfxc0All I want from Christmashttps://poneb.in/XHH5UPCNCouch Surfinghttps://poneb.in/82NscJdWUntitled, Dewdrop and Anon>>42969674Winter cuddling with AJhttps://ponepaste.org/11702A collection of misc. green since the 1st threadhttps://poneb.in/0JMPM6F8
dashie
>>43319670I am saddened by the lack of mares in my life.
I''m curious, since /fit/'s sticky is horribly outdated and people there can't even give any useful info since the board's gone to shit, (yes the starting strength 5x5 shit is a meme), can any anons here give info on gaining muscle mass so I don't limp and die? I don't have barbells or dumbbells, and only my own body, I also don't have the money to afford protein in any form (meat is expensive and so are supplements).
>>43319686>dyels are getting BTFO so hard by /fit/izens that they're resorting to posting on the horse pregnancy board for fitness advice
>>43319686gorilla biscuits and pushups, maybe go for a run once a week, also one of these: https://www.tractorsupply.com/tsc/product/evolved-habitats-herdlife-sturdy-steed-candy-apple-4-lb-1023522for minerals or something
>>43319686Bodyweight squats and oats
>>43319686>I don't have barbells or dumbbellsif you save gallon jugs and fill them with sand or something they can be used as ghetto weights
>>43319543I love my moonwife!
>>43319686>I also don't have the money to afford protein in any formWhat do you eat?
>>43319840I'm guessing he eats like a Polish peasant from the 12th century.
>>43319543Since we're talking stength, what would you prefer? Buff mare, or one who's slim and lanky?
>>43319893Maybe slim and lanky.
>>43319893I prefer plump and soft
>>43320148Unf, based!
>>43320148I see she gets inspired by Celestia.
>>43320148I like big flanks and I cannot lie
>>43319837Either the cup is pretty small or this Luna is very tall.
>>43319694wake up anon it's not 2013 anymore. /mlp/'s lucky to have a catalog that isn't cluttered with dogshit like this.
>>43319543
>>43321108>PicBoy, I'm glad I only browse /mlp/.I havent't seen any of that, and I don't want to.
>>43321470wawa mare is so cute
>>43321108The absolute state of /fit/
>>43321899>Anons POV
>>43321973The best POV.
>>43321973
>>43321899>>43322293>the following morning
>>43322425Me, but I'd be smiling.
Muscle mare.
>>43322425Is there a non-ded version of this one? I need celly cuddle
>>43323622Not that Anon, but 100%. Most of these edits were made on /mlp/ a couple of years ago.
>>43319686>I also don't have the money to afford protein in any formEat beans and eggs and drink milk. It's not that complicated.
>>43323622If no one else posts it earlier, I'll take a look for it after work.
>>43323750I figured as much>>43324054Much appreciated!
>>43324241Here it is.
>>43324468Thanks Anon!
>>43324838Am I seeing things, or is the neck of Dash a bit off?
>>43325090It's the arm.
Do mares grow a winter coat during the cold half of the year?
>>43319686/fit/ has gender disorders, its full of poos. hacks and roid trannies.Pullups everyday (mokeymaxx) dumbbells and barbell full body twice a week (only 1 set per exercise). You do not need more than 60kg of metal to mog every normie.Barbell, dumbbells and plates + a pull up bar costs costs 4 months of gym membership in my retarded country. For your place it might go up to 8-12 months gym membership total price equivalent which is still cheaper than commuting to gym and paying to smell human cattle while waiting for your turn to lift.My horrid diet consists of eggs, milk, cheese, potatoes, bread, frozen veggies and frozen discount meat. Plenty of protein here.If you are really that poor get a pull up bar, dip bar and stick to push pull day off forever until you lift yourself out of poverty.
>>43325494Yes, they do. And during summer it's comfortably plush and short.
>>43325494Pretty sure they have winter clothes for a reason. That's why snowpones are special.
>>43325494>Winter MarbleWould the rock farm even get snow? The official map is gay and lame but it puts them right between two deserts.
>>43325525I can’t really do pull ups anon, maybe one or two but my muscles will give up after that and it’s discouraging. >costs 4 months of gym membership in my retarded country. >For your place it might go up to 8-12 months gym membership total price equivalent which is still cheaper than commuting to gym and paying to smell human cattle while waiting for your turn to lift.I don’t have employment and I’m not going to go into a tangent about why the job market is raped and why I’ve given up on looking for a job despite having career charity support.As for diet, I don’t buy my own food, I live with my parents so it’s whatever they get in groceries. Only now after typing this do I realize that my life sucks.
>>43325702Glacial deposition could create the terrain that is found on the Pie family rock farm while also supporting a snowy climate. Just don't ask why a glacier is running in between two deserts. Also, don't they show snow at the rock farm when the Pie and Apple family celebrate Hearth's Warming together? Inb4 >later seasons aren't canon
>>43325715>Inb4 >later seasons aren't canonIt's pre-S8. So it's fine.
>>43325525>No legs
>>43325715I feel like the rock farm is in mountains, so it gets cold enough for snow. However since it's close to deserts, the climate is still pretty arid. Think Utah, north Arizona, New Mexico.
>>43325715>don't they show snow at the rock farm when the Pie and Apple family celebrate Hearth's Warming together?yes
*cough*
>>43325713Get a resistance band, you can use that to assist you with pull ups as well as for a large number of other exercises. Do some other bodyweight stuff like push ups and squats as well.Talk to your parents about what groceries you would like or better yet go shopping with them.Shit sucks now but I promise it will eventually get better if you don't give up and keep trying!We believe in (you), Anon!
>>43326014Cover your fucking mouth, you gremlin.
>>43326102I have discovered that I have the power to sneeze and fart simultaneously.
>>43326359>Fluttering wings in excitementStuff like that is cute. I love those little details.
>>43300414Expect a small update in a few hours. It will only be three posts long, but it's long overdue already. And apologies for the wait again. As I said, stuff in the family has kept me pretty busy and getting cooked in my own room every evening and night in the past week was a pain to deal with too. It didn't leave me with much energy to write, so the result is what it is.
>>43300414>>43326479And here it is. Admittedly a very light update, considering that it took two and a half weeks to get to this point. I hope that things will get a little bit more productive soon though. Anyway, obligatory links and on to the text.Main story:https://ponepaste.org/477https://ponepaste.org/478https://ponepaste.org/479https://ponepaste.org/480https://ponepaste.org/4581https://ponepaste.org/8319https://ponepaste.org/10382Side story:https://ponepaste.org/4466Have fun.
>>43326818188.2>Whilst Fine Point talks to Check Hill and examines the sources of the Earth pony, Fall Seed and you walk up to Sky Squall and the others.>Since you made it clear to everyone that Fall Seed and the four of you share the same view on the whole scene, you do not think that Discord can use this decision of grouping up against you.>Still, your options at the moment are certainly limited.>Even as a team of five.>Because right now, everything hinges on Fine Point's expertise and judgment.>You have given the Unicorn a nudge in the right direction, and you hope that he will heed it.>After all, if he were to discover that the scrolls are a definite fabrication, it would be easy for you to wrap the whole thing up in one go.>However, you doubt that you, and Summer Shine for that matter, are this lucky.>Discord knew right from the start who is living in this region, so he has certainly taken Fine Point's presence into consideration.>In one way or the other.>On the other end of the spectrum, it would be a massive problem for you if Fine Point were to actually fall for the deception, given that it would turn your confrontation with Discord into an uphill struggle.>Regardless of this possibility though, you prefer to be optimistic as you talk to your four friends and observe everything from a moderate distance.>Even as your attempts of interpreting Fine Point's various reactions during his examination remain inconclusive, you choose to believe in his acumen nevertheless.>For he has never let you down so far.>Today will not be different.>It simply must not.>And eventually, after what feels like an eternity to you, Fine Point returns the scrolls to Check Hill.>Then the two ponies stare at each other for a few more seconds.>Yet once again, it is hard for you to interpret Fine Point's emotions.>You cannot tell whether his judgement will be good for you or not.>But you will not have to wait for the results.>Because Fine Point starts to move.>The Unicorn walks straight up to your group.>With, much to your surprise, a rather confused and perhaps even dumbfounded expression.>You have never seen him like this.>Which makes it even harder for you to evaluate the situation.>You take a step forward to greet him.>Then you raise your voice."And? What do you think of the story? Is it valid?">Fine Point blinks.>"It's... complicated.">Complicated?>You feel the urge to ask why a simple yes or no question might be complicated to answer.>But you are more diplomatic than that."It is? How so?">The stallion takes a breath.>"Because... I'm honestly not sure.">You are beginning to share Fine Point's confusion."Not sure? That's, uhm, unexpected.">The stallion nods.>"Believe me, I feel the same way."
>>43326820>You try to dig a little deeper."If I may ask, where's the problem? What makes it so hard to tell whether the material is authentic or not?">Fine Point clears his throat.>"The scrolls themselves are not the problem. But the context is a different matter.">This explanation does not really help you much.>And Fine Point understands that too.>So he elaborates.>"If you look at the scrolls in isolation, I'd say they're completely authentic. The material is certainly old and worn, and the texts and images do resemble the style of Unicorn scholars from the past too. From a purely technical perspective, they could be texts of old.">But as it is implied by Fine Point's wording, there is a catch.>A catch which he addresses right away.>"But, and here's where it gets... strange, the sources which are mentioned in this scroll are, well, questionable.">Finally, a hint that you can use."You mean the citations are bogus?">Fine Point shrugs.>"I don't know. That's the problem.">He takes a breath.>"What I can say for sure is that I have never heard of any of them, even after years of studies and lectures. This is, in theory, possible, but... not likely.">A pause.>"You have to understand, Unicorn scholars and magic schools value an intellectual exchange. It is meant to spread newfound knowledge or experiences, and to have official academic discourses between different institutions or magic branches. And believe me when I say that these interactions are well documented. There are, to my knowledge, no exceptions. You can find the complete respective records in the archives.">Another pause.>"To put it simple, it means that everypony knows everypony to a certain degree or another within our circles, including our respective predecessors of the past. You may know a few famous examples like Starswirl or Clover, but for any reputable wielder of magic, it is not uncommon to memorise hundreds of notable names and important magic feats. That is an essential part of what we do.">You see a bashful smile on his face.>"And to be entirely honest, some of the more ambitious scholars also develop a... strong penchant for heightening the reputation of their work and their institutions. I think it is fair to say that these Unicorns do not see the world of magic 'merely' as a field in which they can expand their knowledge and help others. They also treat it as an intellectual competition. And, well, all schools of magic have a few of those. Even our sphere of healers."
>>43326822>The stallion briefly turns to Check Hill before he looks at you once more.>"These scrolls over there... they're the extreme opposite. The authors are completely unknown, and the list of the involved ponies isn't short. This is... practically impossible. One or two obscure authors I could understand. But a full group of unknown and organised researchers, with no external references to boot? No. It's an anomaly which, in my opinion, doesn't make sense.">Check Hill, and Discord by extension, would certainly take this assessment as a compliment.>But since you do not care about Discord's view on the matter, you try to skip to the conclusion of Fine Point's thoughts."So... you think they aren't trustworthy, right?">The stallion hesitates before he nods.>"Considering the circumstances... yes. They're at the very least questionable.">A pause.>"But I cannot prove it. And without any pieces of evidence, my theories... will remain very theoretical.">Of course.>Fine Point has a reputation of being level-headed and analytical in his approaches.>He will not charge ahead with any half-baked claims or assumptions.>Which has served him well in the past.>And it is, considering the circumstances, a wise decision in this case too.>So it is as you have feared.>The game will go on for a while.>But you are one step further now.>Because now you know that Fine Point is favouring your side.>Even when he does not publicly say it yet.>The only thing you have to watch out for is to make sure that Discord's "surprise" evidence will not change Fine Point's mind.>And this is one of the points which you should discuss with the others fairly soon.>Preferably before Discord takes his next step.>However, you can at least mention a few implications already."Well, if this is accurate... then someone has, in all due likelihood, created a fake.">A pause."Whether Check Hill is aware of it or not.">Fine Point nods reluctantly.>"This is a plausible assumption. But I can't say that I like the implications.">Now it is you who nods."Neither do I, Fine.">You pause to take a breath.>Then you decide to add a personal touch before you go on.>You give him a comradely pat on the back."I speak for the four of us when I say that we'd prefer to have a calm life here. We don't need these games. If we wanted to have more action, we'd live closer to the Royal Court. Or become a part of their Guard or something.">You sigh."This pointless game has to stop. And soon.">Fine Point does not disagree.>The Unicorn stallion looks at Check Hill.>"That would be for the best, yes. But we have to remain reasonable and stick to the evidence. We can't force an outcome.">Well, you could.>But you know what he means.>Whatever you are about to do to beat Discord, it must convince the ponies around you.>So it has to be done properly, at least in the eyes of the others.>A challenge for sure.>Yet certainly not impossible.
>>43326824Done. Thoughts and comments are welcome as always.
>>43326826Not much to say since it's pretty much just bridging things for the moment.
She knows what's good for (You).
>>43327534I'm not going to bed before 5am, there's still videos to watch and threads to scroll through.
>>43327534Luna, if I go to bed early the sunfags win. We can't allow that, can we?
>>43327024Yeah, I thought as much. This was planned to be posted in combination with either the last segment or the next one, as it does not bear much on its own.
>>43326359
>>43328765>Anon bangs Fluttershy continuously for 9 months
>>43328847Not for the first time too.
>>43319543Sad! Even mares don't consider you only after you buffed yourself. :(Nothing can be easy - even in Equestria.
>>43327262Pretty
>>43329086Yes.Me like.
>>43329100>Nothing can be easy - even in Equestria.And that's a good thing!
>>43329296Great! Anon can't even get a mare. He hasn't pumpped himself up here why be easier there?Well, at least in Equestrian friendzone the mares are actually your friends.
>>43329304>He hasn't pumpped himself up here>He's not lifting to sculpt the ideal body for his future marewifeNGMI
Mare's bad mane day.
>>43329315I understand that. I say the mare didn't start to get interested in him until he got pumpped. But, yeah, you can't expect they fall for you default. >Eventhough it is basically an anon trope.>>43329296Things in Equestria are not easier, but at least simpler. :)
Excuse me, this is the mare square, not the fit forum.
>>43329671Would you love a mare if she were /fit/?
>>43329691of course
>>43329691I would love any mare.
>>43326824>It's... complicated.Anon did not do a good enough job, while Discord did.>scrollsPlural? DId Discord have access to surveillance systems or some similar thing? Faking a document is one thing, but knowing about the existence of (then finding) multiple ones which together look like a proof is a different thing entirely. And again, he only had maybe a day to gather all needed things.>in theory, possible, but... not likelyLet's work on the not likely option. For example showing that no physical trace can be found, thus Discord lying.>It's an anomaly which, in my opinion, doesn't make sense.Or this was such a separate field (or one treated unworthy) that it's possibly disjunct from other fields. Thus remaining unknown except for those who are in it.>So... you think they aren't trustworthy, right?Why formulate it as a question? Steer the conversation! State that these are untrustworthy.>stick to the evidenceBut there is no evidence to disprove what Discord states. Only a lack of evidence to prove.Thanks for the update!
>>43329691Sure would. But I don't know if I could keep up with her.
>>43329304Because it'd be less of a sedentary life in Equestria.
>>43330260>sedentaryBut you'd still have a regular residence somewhere.
Science mare.It was the best recent pick on the booru. The rest was mostly Aryanne pictures.
>>43330510And a job, Anon. You don't get to be a NEET in Equestria.
>>43330613Honestly, working in Equestria must be 100 times better than here. That doesn't sound bad at all.
>>43330510A tent in the wilderness or town square, maybe. You'd be hard-pressed to have anything nicer than that, but you'd certainly be able to work your way up.
>>43330995This isn't California. I don't think it's a good idea to erect a tent right on the square.
>>43331014What about during Ponyville's Annual Backyard Camping Bonanza?
>>43329815>Plural?Yeah, as in a pair of scrolls. One contains the close-up of Anon's "portrait" and the other depicts a rough body sketch with some notes added to the sides. It's just those two though.>Let's work on the not likely option. For example showing that no physical trace can be found, thus Discord lying.Well, the thing is that this is about to change somewhat. And that's not even a spoiler since Anon and the others know that they have not erased all sites of Discord's tinkering. So that's not the best angle to tackle since it is bound to backfire sooner or later.>Or this was such a separate field (or one treated unworthy) that it's possibly disjunct from other fields.Even then there should be some records of their activities existing somewhere in the archives. Even when these are just amused comments written by other scholars, considering that the scrolls imply that there was a coordinated effort behind their research. If such a school really would have existed, the others would at least have wanted to use them and their teachings as "bad examples" of scientific conduct or something. A role model for what not to do in serious studies, if you will.>Why formulate it as a question?Anon is effectively trying to let Fine Point come to these conclusions on his own. If he presses him too much, it might come across as forced.>But there is no evidence to disprove what Discord states. Only a lack of evidence to prove.Exactly that is the problem. There is no evidence which proves Check Hill's claims. But on the other hand, the lack of evidence cannot falsify his claims either. As far as the others are concerned, he is not a liar in their eyes yet.
>>43331014Any place around town, really. If not, then the wilderness it is.
>>43332366I wouldn't even be mad.
>>43319686>proteinsIf you are really THAT poor the cheapest protein options you will find, depends on your region but for me these are textured protein onions (1g=0.5g of protein, you dont need to worry about omega-6 buildup because it's removed from the grain in the texturizing process), beef liver (great nutritional density, but can't eat everyday because of vitamin A buildup), sardine (cheap, great source of omega-3, important for your brain) and eggs (these have all the micronutrients you will need, except for a few like omega-3). Many cheaper things you already eat can be combined to make complex protein dishes like rice + beans. Research about what you eat already and what's cheap in your area, but remember that if you want to waste as little money as possible, you need to diversify rather than just go full retard on something like textured protein onions (your intestines would hate you for this).>ExercisesYou can start doing calisthenics. You only need your body weight for this but i will warn you, while it costs less time than going to the gym, it's mentally demanding and your gains are influenced by how well positioned you are.
>>43332643Depending on your region you can also find cheaper milk, these that sell in bags and you need to consule in like 1/2 weeks
>>43332643textured protein s o y*
>>43319686>(yes the starting strength 5x5 shit is a meme)But it's not?
>>43332668I think anon is so malnourished that he loses weight when he practices any sort of serious exercises
Slipper mare.
>>43332815post slipperless hooves
>>43332900How uncouth.
>>43320474>flankHard to believe flank worship was once banned like Milky back in the day.
>>43333636And fluffy ponies.
>>43333790>Possessive TrixieNow that has a special charm.
Varying degrees of want.
>>43333844This guy draws a lot of incest porn
>>43334381The style got me worried. Now I know why.
I love my wife
>>43334381hot
>>43333844Yes.
>>43335445Looks like somepony is demanding her daily dose of snuggles.
Dyx or Nyx mare?
>>43336250dyx
>>43335739
>>43336250>Made from a mare's desire for recognition and inclusion, neglected to the point of madness.>Made from a mare's repressed desire to go wild, from 1,000 years of having to be "the responsible one".Nyx would be an actual wife and mother, but Dyx would be more fun.Of course, Dyx would likely to get our foals killed in some stupid manner. Even "grown up", she's the embodiment to a rebellious teenager.
>>43319686The most important is to just keep going, that’s how people in prison get jacked even though they have shitty food and shitty exercises. The second most important part is to always train your muscles to failure, meaning until you can not physically move the weight anymore.The foundations of muscle building are fairly easy. You should pick an exercise for each major muscle group, and then perfom atleast 6 sets !!!!to failure!!!! per muscle, per week. Since six sets in a row are too hard on the muscle, you should split it up into 3 sets on two seperate days. It doesn’t really matter how you split it, wether you train fullbody 2x a week, or upper body/lower body. I run a torso limbs split 4 days a week. There are plenty of good sample days online. You should also probably do your own research, there are pretty good channels on youtube when it comes to lifting.Also consider getting a planet fittness membership, you can not possibly be so broke that you can’t afford 10 bucks a month.For protein, the best value is going to be buying shitty protein powder, beans, canned tuna and fat free greek yogurt. Tastes like shit but its cheap.
Donk mare.
>>43336941>Dyx is for dicking down>Nyx is for settling down
>>43336941>Of course, Dyx would likely to get our foals killed in some stupid manner.Gotta rein her in on that front then.
>>43337741what if you wanna settle down with dyx
>>43337911You are willing to be a step-dad for all of her foals? Based responsible Anon!
>>43337947Having a hot wife who likes sex and getting to mess with a bunch of silly, cute foals? I don't see the downside.
>>43337947Who said anything about step dad?
>>43338444That's a smol mare.And checked.
>>433385964u
Fine art mare.
>>43339098
>>43339263>Black hoodieOh no...
>>43339856Cute Floor.Would wash her though.
Would you a tribal mare?
>>43341352Is it legal to be this comfy?
>>43341526In Equestria it is.
I love my horse wife
>>43319543There's already a thread for this. >>43302715
>>43341512vigorously
>>43341512WOULD I?!
>>43342254That spilled ice cream doubles as a blush.
>>43343452nope sorry dashie
>>43343738Anon was reported to HR for sexual harassment shortly after
>>43343740It's okay. HR is run by Candybutt.
>>43344135One strategic Pegasus glomp, coming right up.
>>43344569I think it's just a shadow or so at her eye, but it almost makes her look like she's crying.
>>43345305Crying tears of happiness
>>43345345>Sloppa
>>43345347No, that's Celestia.
>>43341512I rate this one BAT out of PONY. Would not colonize.
>>43346215What's wrong with her?
>>43341512I wonder what the drawback is with this OC.
>>43346317The 'drawback' is living somewhere in the wilderness. Because tribal.
>>43346321>not civilizing your barbarian Waifu
>>43346891Objectively the cutest mare in all of Equestria!
>>43347753
>>43347875Wholesome.
>>43346469giwtwm
>>43339098is this Catherine the Greats contraption?
>>43348609Supposed contraption.
zero
>>43348595you wish you were the fertile and pregnant trixie?
>>43349120No, I wish I was that loving and husbandly Anon.
>>43349120>>43349161I'll be the pregnant and breedable Trixie!
>>43346215
>>43349294i fucking LOVE the little claw digits on the wings that baps havealso, lewd disheveled bap
Drinking buddy mare.
>>43350674Why is she crying?
>>43350931She got alicornized without consent.
>>43350935Immortality blues is one hell of a thing.
Military mares deserve love too!
>>43351156
>>43351156They do. But I'd be afraid not to be in the condition to keep up with her.
>>43326826Short still alive post. The next segment is completed, but still needs to be proofread. I hope to get that done before the weekend hits, but I can't guarantee it.
>>43349298>bapsI keep seeing this term. Is this some kind of meme?
>>43351789it's short for Batpony
>>43351789its what you call a hayburger
>>43351857Thought they generally just referred to as bats.
>>43351877>the secret formula
>>43352324Moonie likes it when Anon makes her mad
>>43338185You know what they say about predators and eyes.
Is it just me, or do things get faster today?
>>43353047every so often there is a guy that just necrobumps everything to try and shove off threads he doesn't like.
>>43353190That's what the lack of mare can do to a guy.
Cosplay mare.
>>43330571dang she's pretty
>>43353504With mare cosplay you're expected to go with the roleplay at least until you crash on the bed with her. Maybe even after that too.
>>43353634gladly
>>43353695looks fun
>>43353695>Rainbow insists on keeping the dominant roleHardly a suprise, but fine.
>>43354559is that the family guy house?
>>43354564Petah... Anon is here...
>>43354580>aww man…>that reminds me of the time Anon came inside of Rainbow Dash
Sports mare.
>>43355177Who's that cute mare?
>>43355323Goldie Mops. A NEETmare who's obsessed with kaijus.
>>43355863>Her sister has to work full timeWtf Aloe/Lotus?
>>43355797>who's obsessed with kaijusReal (as in Equestrian real) or fictional ones?
>>43356202fictional
>>43356325Oh, nice. That's something I could live with.
>>43355797I do like me some Goldy Mops.
>>43355177>mottled coatNice. That IS a mottled coat, right?
>>43356901I didn't know she talks like that too.
Love is bullshit anyhow.
>>43357330yeth she hath a cute lithp
>>43357548do you say this from experience?
>>43355323>not knowing Goldie
>>43357746It's never too late to learn.I have no idea where she originally comes from.
>>43358273She's from the neet mare threads.
>>43358644Thanks. I've never been there.
Sportsmares are nice.
ok
>>43358535>Marble is afraid of the waterI can totally see that being a thing with her, even when the show hasn't given us a single hint in this direction.
I want to be their boyfriend.
>>43359639I want to hug a sweaty Spitfire after a game where her team won and praise her in front of everypony!
>>43361147Better get ready to lift her too.
>>43361381He isn't doing that in public, now is he?
>>43361900Perfect position for relentless head patting
>>43361908Going right into the action here.
>>43362197Lewd.
I kind of want to waifu her, but she's pretty unrelatable.
>>43362738That's kind of a contradiction in itself. Something about her must be attractive enough for you to feel this way. What about her makes she so interesting to you?
>>43363430I luv her
>>43363797>Head pats and hand feedingYou're spoiling her to no end.Not saying that's a bad thing though.
>>43363476She's a lovable goofball.
>>43364870Hngh, heartmelting as ever.
He isn't real.
>>43365858HE'S REAL TO ME
>>43365862>Needy teacher mareWould attend her classes, if you catch my drift.
>>43365872>Would attend her classes>So that she wouldn't be able to persue me without it being an abuse of power on her partwtf, mean anon
>>43365872what did he mean by this?
>>43366477What does husband or wife taste like?
>>43319543I prefer stallions but the big buff sweaty anon in a tank top is hot asf
Posting AIslop ought to be a one week ban.
>>43326826>>43351504Okay, the schedule went out of the window again, but everything is finally ready now. I really have to work on the pace of the updates. Anyway, links as usual and on to the text.Main story:https://ponepaste.org/477https://ponepaste.org/478https://ponepaste.org/479https://ponepaste.org/480https://ponepaste.org/4581https://ponepaste.org/8319https://ponepaste.org/10382Side story:https://ponepaste.org/4466Hope you like it.
>>43367280188.3>Your group and you, Fall Seed and Fine Point included, unanimously decide to back off for the moment.>Since there is no active part for you to play at this point in time, you retreat to Fine Point's house to discuss the situation and your next steps in a private circle.>Far away from Check Hill's curious ears.>Of course, you are certain that he understands your intention right away.>Yet there is, at the end of the day, nothing he can do to stop you from doing so.>Not without making himself look suspicious, that is.>And so you leave the centre of Summer Shine and head for the house.>Once you are there, your friends and you step into the house and close the door.>You are tempted to seal if for a second, yet you eventually decide against it.>For you doubt that anyone is going to eavesdrop.>After all, your neighbours trust you.>And Check Hill cannot do anything suspicious in his current position.>If others would see him spying on you, it would only harm his cause.>So the door remains unlocked as your group gathers around the Unicorns' family table.>Just a few moments later, Bubbly Droplet enters the room.>She is visibly confused to find a group of six sitting in her living room all of a sudden.>But considering that she knows every single one of you very well, her surprise quickly turns into curiosity instead.>"Oh... hello. What's going on here?">Fall Seed speaks up to answer her question.>"Unplanned group discussion. Remember the pony I told you about?">She blinks.>"The Earth pony visitor, yes.">Fall Seed sighs.>"It looks like he's going to keep us busy for a while.">Bubbly Droplet inhales.>"You mean he's on to something?">Now it is Firefly who speaks up.>"A lot of dung, that's what he's on to.">The Pegasus mare takes a breath.>"The only problem is that everypony is willing to give his words some credit.">You chime in."Simply put, the whole thing is a baseless commotion. A goose chase performance with no bearing on reality.">A pause."It got everyone stoked up for no good reason though. And we want to stop that. Hence the gathering.">Bubbly Droplet nods.>"I see. I'd like to help, but I promised to pick up the trio.">Fine Point responds as he walks up to her.>"It's fine my dear. I'll tell you everything later.">The two Unicorns share a kiss and a hug.>Then Bubbly Droplet waves to the rest of you and leaves the house whilst Fine Point returns to the table.>Sky Squall speaks up.>"Speaking of your foals, I haven't seen them on our patrols. Where are they?">To your surprise, and probably Sky Squall's surprise as well, it is Fall Seed who answers that question.>"They're with us. For a sleepover with our youngsters. Lively bunch, these three. They're kind and polite, alright. But... they do like their horns."
>>43367281>He turns to Fine Point.>"I'm not used to seeing so many pieces of our household floating in the air.">The Unicorn stallion smiles politely.>"There's no reason to be worried, Fall. They do this all the time. It's a good exercise for the trio and we've always encouraged them to practice whenever they can. So long as they put everything back where it belongs afterwards, of course.">Fall Seed nods.>"Oh, they do. No issues there. They kept going for a long time before it tired them out last night though.">Fine Point's smile widens a little.>And you see a notion of something that you can rarely see in his demeanour.>A trace of pride.>Just a little bit.>"You know, these are good signs. Magic endurance is just as important for Unicorns as thorough studies.">Fall Seed smirks.>"I don't doubt that. But good signs or not, so much magic under your roof must keep you on your hooves.">The Unicorn stallion shrugs.>"On occasion. Raising foals isn't always easy.">Fall Seed laughs.>"Oh, tell me about it. Sometimes... I've tested the patience of my parents too, back when I was a little colt.">He takes a breath and smiles in your direction.>"But enough about that. Before we scare the future parents at the table.">The friendly tone tells you that Fall Seed is making a light-hearted joke right now.>However, his mood is quick to change.>Because only a few seconds later, he inhales and gets serious again.>"Besides, that's not the reason why we're here.">Back to the topic then.>Fall Seed goes on.>"Now, I want to make sure that we're all on the same page. After seeing the... 'sources' for ourselves, none of us think they hold water, right?">Five nods answer him in silence.>"Good. Then we have to ask ourselves, what can we do? Right now, we have a pony out there who's frightening our friends and families with tall tales of some imaginary monstrosity.">You feel a light pang as you hear that word.>Of course, you understand that Fall Seed is referring to the strangely twisted version of your portrait, and that the Earth pony has never heard of humans in general.>Yet it is nevertheless somewhat off-putting to consider that he and others associate your semi-effigy with a monster.>However, you actively decide no to entertain that thought any further.>After all, such a frustration is almost certainly the intended effect behind Discord's decision.>He wants to make you angry and upset as well.>Both because it is an obvious thing to do for the spirit of chaos, and because he surely banks on you to be more prone to making tactical mistakes when you are discontent.>Well, this is not going to happen.
>>43367283>So you chime in next."Let's call the thing by its name, Fall. This is a sham. Possibly even a scam. And it doesn't matter whether Check Hill is aware of its false nature or not. At least not primarily. All that counts is that it has a direct negative influence on all of us. For no benefit at all, I might add.">You pause."This is the main problem. And the actual challenge which we have to solve.">Firefly speaks up next.>"The question remains the same though. How do we do that? Pointing at the lack of evidence may weaken the apparent validity of Check Hill's claims, but it doesn't disprove them. And in their concerned state, many ponies are willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.">You take a breath."I think our best bet at the moment are the two scrolls. That's what everything hinges on. If we can somehow prove that the sources are nothing but drivel, Check Hill's number falls apart in any case. And we wouldn't even have to bother with the question of how much Check Hill actually knows.">You turn to Fine Point."Fine, you're the expert here. What do you need to confirm your theories?">The light Unicorn sighs.>"A lot of resources and expertise. More than we have here, unfortunately.">He inhales.>"To be absolutely certain, I'd have to take the scrolls and bring them to my peers for a very comprehensive examination.">A brief pause.>"That is certainly possible. But it would take a lot of time. The travels, the gathering of available colleagues, the proceedings... all of that... would take a week at least. Maybe even longer.">Fine Point blinks.>"Provided that Check Hill is willing to give us the scrolls in the first place. We can hardly take those from him against his will.">Theoretically speaking, you could do so with relative ease.>But you understand what Fine Point is trying to convey.>Check Hill would not hesitate to make a scene out of such an attempt, just to hurt your cause if nothing else.>And you are not going to do him this favour."That won't cut it. What else?">Fall Seed raises his voice.>"What if we simply ask him to leave? If we, the six of us right here, tell him and everypony else out there that we don't believe in any such creature, it should be enough to convince the others.">Provided that no further pieces of supposed evidence make a sudden appearance.>And you know your chances in this regard."Maybe. But some uncertainties could remain. You know how rumours are. Even when they're baseless, they tend to spread fast and last long.">Almost like a poison, as you silently think to yourself.>A poison in dire need of an antidote."We need something more definite for an ideal outcome.">Fine Point looks at you.>"But what?">You turn to the Unicorn stallion as well."Do you think you could convince your colleagues to come here? If we can't bring the vision to the scryers, maybe we can bring the scryers to the vision."
>>43367286>Fine Point blinks as he evaluates this suggestion.>"Well, that is an option too. But I'd have to ask for many favours for that to work. And... this would take even longer than the alternative.">You nod."I see. So it's possible, yet impractical. We should keep it in mind as a last resort though.">Fine Point agrees.>"Yes. It is better than nothing.">You take a breath."Okay, so now we have 'stealing the scrolls to bring them to a bunch of scholars', or 'snatching the scholars to bring them to the scrolls we don't want to steal instead', and 'a public group announcement to demand the end of this wild goose chase'. Does anyone else have another idea?">A moment of silent pondering follows.>Fall Seed sighs and speaks up eventually.>"Not much. Our hooves are tied...">He gets interrupted by the sound of a hoof knocking on the door.>And Fine Point is quick to stand up to approach the door in order to greet the visitor.>You wonder for a moment who the pony in question could be.>Yet, much to your chagrin, you do not have to wait for the answer.>For it is none other than the "star" of the hour himself.>Check Hill stands at the porch.>He smiles.>Which is, in your opinion, about as good as a hole in a space suit.>And you bet the others in the room think alike, Fine Point included.>Nevertheless, the light Unicorn treats his visitor with his usual politeness.>"Hello again, Check. What can I do for you?">The Earth pony stallion takes a deep breath and casually glances at your table.>"For me? Oh, nothing.">His smile widens.>And this gesture alone is almost enough to make you angry.>"Because I'm here to do something for you.">A certain Pegasus in your midst is on the brink of jumping up from the table.>Visibly so.>You are about to intervene by contacting him via your comm channel, but Firefly's reaction is faster.>She touches the side of his barrel with her forehoof to direct his attention to her for a moment.>And it is enough for the Pegasus stallion to keep his composure.>He looks at his wife for less than a second, takes a breath, and calms down again.>Check Hill, possibly noticing the little interaction between Firefly and Sky Squall, goes on.>"I'm here to inform you of a turn of events. There's something you'd like to see.">You do not even have to guess what is going on.>Someone must have found one of the remaining clues.>You feel the tempting urge to sigh.>Yet you are, fortunately, able to resist.>But you are not the only one who is not exactly elevated by this revelation.>Even though they knew that this was likely to happen, Firefly and Sky Squall nevertheless look like Check Hill has just rained on their proverbial parade.>However, #deca.mare's reaction remains completely neutral.>You eye her briefly whilst Fine Point raises his voice.>"Is it urgent?"
>>43367288>Check Hill chuckles.>"That's... for you to decide.">His wording is vague, yet his pretentious tone implies that there is only one answer to that question.>And all of you know which one.>So Fine Point responds accordingly.>"Very well, we're coming.">Check Hill bows once and takes his leave without saying another word.>Fine Point then turns around to see whether he can spot any traces of objection in your circle.>However, the five of you do not object.>On the contrary, Fall Seed does not hesitate and gets up as well.>A few seconds later, Firefly and Sky Squall do the same.>#deca.mare is about to follow their example, yet you touch her side with one of your forelimbs before she does so.>The you address her mentally.>Wait.>#deca.mare looks at you and nods briefly.>Then she speaks up.>"Go ahead, you four. We will follow in a second.">Sky Squall seems to have noticed your initial gesture towards #deca.mare, and he plays along right away.>"Sure. Take your time.">The Pegasus stallion is definitely not fond of facing Discord without you.>Yet he surely understands that you must have a reason for your decision.>So he trusts your judgement without hesitation and supports your action.>The four ponies leave the house and close the door behind them, giving you a moment in privacy.>And you do no beat around the bush, considering that you should get back into the action very soon."Is something on your mind, #deca? You seem absent-minded.">#deca.mare shakes her head.>"No, I am fine.">You go on."Then what was the matter? You were awfully quiet the whole time.">#deca.mare inhales.>"I was not sure how much I should contribute to the discussion. My communication with Harmony has given me some elaborate ideas, but...">You take over since you see where this is going."... but you think they'll solve everything too soon.">She nods.>"And I thought it would be unwise to offer any unrefined plans instead. That could be misleading and do more harm than good.">You sigh."Fair enough, I suppose.">Another brief pause."A little hint would be appreciated though. Some little nudge that we can work with, you know.">#deca.mare thinks about this for a second.>"Well, if you put it like that, I would... suggest a change in your strategy.">You tilt your head."Okay. And what are you thinking of?">She smiles.>"Something more... proactive.">#deca.mare inhales as she tries to come up with a better way to communicate her idea without giving the game away.>"You see, Anon, you and the others have constantly thought about all the ways and tricks that Discord could utilise to sway the outcome of this confrontation in his favour. Yet you have not really considered how you could do the same."
>>43367291>You blink in confusion."Are you sure about that? We have the nuclear option at hand and can put Discord back into his corner at any given moment. But I'm not sure if it's a good idea to threaten him with that option. It could drive him to push even harder for as long as he can before we decide to drop the hammer.">#deca.mare smiles.>"Right. But this is not what I meant.">You inhale."Look, #deca, I'd love to discuss this in every detail and everything, but time is of the essence. Please be more specific.">#deca.mare nods.>"Very well. Then here is my advice. Try to think more outside the box. Discord does so all the time. And unless we do the same, it will be hard for us to keep up.">She smiles warmly.>"I see the question in your eyes, Anon. No, I do not suggest to confuse and frighten the ponies like he does. But we do require some ideas which are... rather 'non-standard' to beat Discord properly.">You briefly look at the door, then back at #deca.mare."Non-standard, you say?">She nods happily.>"Yes, Anon. The more creative, the better.">Well, that is at least something.>You would have preferred to get a more detailed explanation than that, yet it is clear that #deca.mare does not want to get further into the details.>Besides, she has just told you to get creative.>And creativity has to come on its own."Fine. It's not much to work with, but it is a clue.">You take a breath."Okay, let's go. We have to catch up with the others.">#deca.mare and you stand up.>Then she decides to kiss you right where you stand, followed by a tight hug.>"I hope you can forgive me for being so vague.">You tilt your head and smile."Don't worry about it. You have your reasons.">And to further emphasise your point, you give her another peck on the cheek.>You chuckle."I don't think that Sky will forgive us so easily if we keep him in the line of fire for too long though.">#deca.mare nods with a smile.>"Indeed. To the rescue then.">With that said, the two of you step out of the house and close the door.>And the words which were spoken, both in regard to your private conversation with #deca.mare as well as the discussion in the larger circle, will stay in this living room.>For none of you would benefit from mentioning any of those topics to literally everyone else.>Luckily for everyone involved, Fall Seed and Fine Point are smart enough to understand this too.>So you do not need to worry about a misstep on this end.>Your biggest current problem, and the only one that you potentially have to treat with caution right now, is the turn of events which Check Hill mentioned.>Because judging from his smug demeanour, it must be a significant one.>How you might deal with it, however, depends on what the piece of evidence actually is.>And how creative you will feel when you see it.
>>43367294And done. Thoughts and comments are appreciated as always.
Big mare, looking for husbander.
>>43367297Going to be neat to see how it gets sorted, but I don't think Anon's going to have the idea of turning the town into a tourist trap with official bigfoot hunts. That would be too much of a net gain for chaos.
Would you live in the Everfree with her?
>>43369691No, I'd live with my wife instead.
>>43369691yeah, she seems chill
>>43369747Boy, she goes in hard.
>Page 5 in 36 minutesOh hey, the spammer is back.Time to deploy a mare.
>>43370330>Oh hey, the spammer is back.nah it's just people discussing G^
>>43370014Not as hard as you'll be going in
>>43370348People still care? With Hasbro's current track record, it's going to be a trash fire in any case.
>>43370599>People still care?well we haven't seen it officially *yet*, so people speculate like hell it's unironically going to be aisloppa, Hasjew took down sloppa G^ leak from YouTube
>>43368271>I don't think Anon's going to have the idea of turning the town into a tourist trap with official bigfoot hunts.Yeah. As funny as this idea sounds, it's not really a viable solution for a village which just wants to enjoy a quiet and peaceful existence in its own little pocket of the realm.
>>43367294>doubt that anyone is going to eavesdropThey can just set up an alert if somepony is approaching.>Magic enduranceAs a prank, switch the implants to unlimited stamina. At least this is what Discord would do.>but it doesn't disprove themNor does the lack of evidence proves anything.>If we can somehow prove thatAnon sounds like he is sure Check Hill is lying. I mean he acting this way in front of the other three would be OK, but not in front of the other ponies. Like he decided Check Hill is wrong, instead of going with the flow and making sure (in secret) Check Hill's allegations has nothing to stand on.>Almost like a poisonLike how Anon tries to influence/reinforce the decision making currently.>Check Hill stands at the porchHe is probably one or two steps ahead.>His smile widens.Or three steps ahead.>There's something you'd like to see.Maybe he presents the destroyed tree as evidence? Or he had something else cooking. Probably the later.>though they knew that this was likely to happenBtw, why doesn't they use their full capabilities to find out what he has done? Just to teach him a lesson that whatever he does is being closely watched. Currently it feels like they are letting him play with them.>we're comingWhy not just one of them? They can keep in contact.>Wait.I'm a mind reader!>#decaIsn't this supposed to be Decanter in public? Also don't they use different names than previously? I forgot.>they'll solve everything too soonAnd why is that a problem?>without giving the game awayNow that she mentioned that there is a way, she already compromised the events.>put Discord back into his corner at any given momentThere are way more nuclear options. One would be to manipulate the visual feeds of everypony making Check Hill basically invisible. Or simply picking him up and dumping him on the opposite side of the planet. Or taking brief control over him and leave the town.>will be hard for us to keep upThe issue is that they are trying to keep up, instead of getting ahead of the events. Keeping up means the opponent is always a step ahead. #deca.mare/Harmony not "helping" is another hindering factor.>The more creative, the better.Do something to distract him greatly? Like break one of his leg or something requiring medical attention which he can only get in the city.>it must be a significant oneOr he is simply happy that they are wasting time/being annoyed. Even if there is no event to speak of.Thanks for the update!
>>43372009>Moonie without helmetThat's a rarity.
>>43371845>They can just set up an alert if somepony is approaching.The four could, yet they have no way of explaining that to Fine Point or Fall Seed, given that the two have no idea of their actual capabilities. Unless they were to ask Fine Point if he knows a suitable spell for this purpose, I suppose.>As a prank, switch the implants to unlimited stamina.Would be quite the number for sure if one of the four had anything to do with the sleepover. That is a completely separate event though. None of the four played any part in that.>Anon sounds like he is sure Check Hill is lying.Well, yeah. He doesn't omit the fact that he sees this as a plausible option, possibly even as a more likely scenario than Check Hill causing a commotion merely due to misguided ideals. I don't see how this in itself is a problem though. Anon is only, if in admittedly strident words, pointing out that he does not believe in Check Hill's work, and that he wants this to stop as soon as possible.>Btw, why doesn't they use their full capabilities to find out what he has done?For the same reason why they don't immediately "drop the nuke" on him. It's supposed to be a bit of a challenge, as Harmony requested, and using their capabilities for everything would give them too much of an advantage against Discord.Isn't this supposed to be Decanter in public? Also don't they use different names than previously?Yes, and yes. Anon is only calling her #deca right now because they're alone. The others have left the house and nobody is around to hear them. That's why he doesn't have to use any cover names in this short conversation.>And why is that a problem?See above in regard to the challenge.>There are way more nuclear options.In theory, yes. Yet these wouldn't be, for the lack of a better term, very "helpful" ways of dealing with Discord's ploys when he is supposed to learn from the experiences.>The issue is that they are trying to keep up, instead of getting ahead of the events.Yep. And that's what #deca.mare also partially alluded to by saying that Anon has to be more proactive in his planning. As long as they do not play the game as Discord does in the grand scheme of things, they will struggle to confront him on an equal level.>Do something to distract him greatly? Like break one of his leg or something requiring medical attentionThe thing is, the injury would have to be something extremely serious for this strategy to work, considering that the village has a dedicated healer with lots of experience in refined healing magic. Plus, I don't think that the four would be happy to resort to such drastic measures, if they can be avoided.
>>43372157no that's nightmare moon
>>43372325>They can just set up an alert if somepony is approaching.There is no need to yell out "someone is approaching!". The four can just stay quiet or interrupt themselves faking "thinking" and humming or something.>Anon sounds like he is sure Check Hill is lying.I meant to point out that he is too eager to get rid of Discord.>supposed to be Decanter in publicHe switched back to #deca too quickly.>break one of his legI did not mean one of them should kick him and brake his leg or something. He could just simply misstep or something like that. If they go exploring near the forest, some foliage could easily cover a hole in the ground where he trips or something like that.
>>43370206feeding mare...
>>43372927Feeding your mare properly is important. It's a sign of love and keeps her healthy.
>>43373193If they're anything like birds, these areas are highly sensitive.
>>43359639>>43361147
>>43374263Is that Anonmare in a set of armor?
>>43374881I think it's a zombie guardsmare.
>>43375005I'm not sure if that's better.
Adventure mare.
Mare fan.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bVGglKMLsik
>Sliding on the board in half an hourCome on now.
>>43381923Just like the old days.
>>43381264"You can't rape the willing.">"Challenge accepted."
>>43365858"Ah, shit."*disappears in a puff of logic*
>>43383632It's always funny to watch the ego of the great and powerful mare melting with a hearty blush because she got caught off guard.
>>43383809I can see why people don't like her, and you can tease just about anypony, but when a mare's as big of a self-important bitch as Trixie? It's probably the single best feeling in the world.
>>43383809>>43383842
>>43383842>I can see why people don't like herI like her. But she would benefit from toning down her act a little bit. Just a pinch.
Mare check.
>>43385324
>>43385613Words can't describe how much I love this gif. It never fails to make me smile.
>"Can I get some pure love to, Anon?"
>>43386507
>>43385618>No mares allowed>Pointed at by a mareUhm...
>>43387287well yeah, it's no mareS, not no mare.You can have one.
>>43387293Oh that makes perfect sense. She's a very thoughtful mare.
>>43387309gotta make sure the herdfags know this isn't their neighborhood
Like me some Kirin mare.
>>43387830I wouldn't mind having a herd.Of foals with my mare, obviously.
>>43388597you- >spoilerwatch your ass.
Not enough mare posting in this thread.
>>43389551mareposting
>>43389671This right here is why AJ is an underrated mare. She has many qualities which the show didn't highlight very often.
>>43390239Now that's a pairing we don't see very often.
>>43391345>...howeverThere's a perfectly suited opening on the other side of that bat.
>>43391385holy crap anon, spoiler that shit!
>>43372386Sorry for the late response.>The four can just stay quiet or interrupt themselves faking "thinking" and humming or something.Ah, I see. That would be an option, yeah.>I meant to point out that he is too eager to get rid of Discord.Well, one might perhaps get the idea. I would wager that Fall Seed and Fine Point probably would not consider this option though, as they are not all too fond of Check Hill's performance either. Fall Seed in particular is not likely to entertain the idea, as he would like to see this whole thing end as soon as possible. So he's definitely inclined to be on board with Anon's way of thinking.>He switched back to #deca too quickly.Well, I chose this because I thought it would be a fitting signifier to illustrate that they're currently sitting in private. I guess it was a little bit too soon in the conversation then.>I did not mean one of them should kick him and brake his leg or something. He could just simply misstep or something like that. If they go exploring near the forest, some foliage could easily cover a hole in the ground where he trips or something like that.Hm, it would still amount to them being indirectly responsible for his injuries. It's not how they usually operate. And without spoiling too much, the impending shift will change the status quo of the situation anyway.
Snow mare.
>>43392270
>>43392360she'd better be vetting those imports, otherwise you'll get worse than changelings in there.
>>43392934>She'll cherish you tooHell yeah.
>>43392368Sorry, she just approved 6 million H1B visas
>>43393155we're going to have to get the dragons in on burning the disposable trash if they're the wrong color.
>>43392368>>43393155they're all me
>>43392368They all get picked by the Crystal Heart before they enter the process at all. It will be fine.
>>43393909Lewd. But not as lewd as holding hooves.
>>43394262Zecora is fine too.She's a good zeeb.
Mild or wild mare?
>>43394867Autistic mare.
>>43394867I want the one on the left to break my pelvis
>>43394870
>>43394867>Marble>wild
>>43395177Bruh... Limey's gonna get your ass...
>>43395177Shouldn't be too hard to figure out it's the other way round.
>>43395188
>>43395190Marble is the mild one.Limey is the wild one.
>>43395213Wrong!
>>43395398Don't let Twilight get a hold of that book. Unless you're into some really detailed practice sessions.
>>43395812Love me some wholesome Celly.She's a big mare with a big heart.
>>43395523Impossible. If it's a book, Twilight will get a hold of it.
>>43395953Damn. It's time to prepare then.
>>43396310I wish we would've seen more of Spitfire's leisure off duty personality.
>>43397357
>>43397754Imagine having a picture of Spitfire as a cheerleader in her younger days.But she'd strangle you if you'd show it to others.
>>43397754
>>43398183You know he's up to something when he blushes like this.
>>43399136I want to lick the sweat off Spitfire's body!
>>43399154What would it taste like?
>>43399753Perfection.
>>43399768Fair enough.
>>43400958We need more 80s style Cheerilee. Her style was wild in a fun way.
they break your heart. and they arent mares.mares are among the few true goodhearted ones, not the false harpies of lies, deception, pain, manipulation.I think maybe one of the reasons I love Rainbow Dash so much.
>>43402392She's also one of the most goodhearted ones, being the element of loyalty and all.
>>43402392>>43402498I wish they went with her being broody and shit. I love it when the most 'out there' ponies have a melancholic side.
>>43402392>feel lonely for a long time>able to make friends with girls, but not much more>either I'm not interested in them that way, they're not interested in me, or they're just kind of ugly>make a friend who's pretty, nice and we share interests>want a relationship with her for a while>get into a relationship with her>almost immediately want out>break it off a few weeks laterI don't even know what the fuck happened? is it autism? realizing she wasn't a mare? did Cadance use magic across dimensions so I'd be single for my mare when I go to Equestria?
>>43402727>Anonymous poster on the most women-hating website on the Internet on the board dedicated to rejecting women in a thread dedicated to hating women: "Guys I don't think I like women."Forces of nature happened, anon. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>43402810fair enough
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>>43402727for some, there is a one. You know that when after half a lifetime, things haven't changed in your heart. Thats mare for you - nothing more pure.I love Rainbow Dash, because she makes me feel at peace, even though the world hurts.Thats what I see in her. Words don't come easy.
>>43402727In this case, the image of the mother—the image of theperfect woman who will give everything to a man and who is withoutany shortcomings,—is sought in every woman. He is looking for amother goddess, so that each time he is fascinated by a woman he haslater to discover that she is an ordinary human being. Once he hasbeen intimate with her the whole fascination vanishes and he turnsaway disappointed, only to project the image anew onto one womanafter another. He eternally longs for the maternal woman who willenfold him in her arms and satisfy his every need. This is oftenaccompanied by the romantic attitude of the adolescent. Generallygreat difficulty is experienced in adaptation to the social situation and,in some cases, there is a kind of false individualism, namely that, beingsomething special, one has no need to adapt, for that would beimpossible for such a hidden genius, and so on. In addition there is anarrogant attitude toward other people due to both an inferioritycomplex and false feelings of superiority. Such people also usuallyhave great difficulty in finding the right kind of job, for whatever theyfind is never quite right or quite what they wanted. There is always “ahair in the soup.” The woman is also never quite the right woman; sheis nice as a girlfriend, but —. There is always a “but” which preventsmarriage or any kind of definite commitment.This all leads to a form of neurosis which H.G. Baynes has describedas the “provisional life,” that is, the strange attitude and feeling thatone is not yet in real life.1 For the time being one is doing this or that,but whether it is a woman or a job it is not yet what is really wanted,and there is always the fantasy that sometime in the future the realthing will come about. If this attitude is prolonged, it means a constantinner refusal to commit oneself to the moment. With this there is often,to a smaller or greater extent, a savior complex, or a Messiah complex,with the secret thought that one day one will be able to save the world;the last word in philosophy, or religion, or politics, or art, or somethingelse, will be found. This can go so far to be a typical pathologicalmegalomania, or there may be minor traces of it in the idea that one’stime has not yet come. The one thing dreaded throughout by such atype of man is to be bound to anything whatever. There is a terrific fearof being the singular human being that one is. There is always the fearof being caught in a situation from which it may be impossible to slipout again. Every just-so situation is hell.pg 2 of Problem Of The Puer Aeternus by Marie-Louise Von Franz. Just sharing because it's fascinating. I've been there myself. >realizing she wasn't a marebasically yeah. In other lectures Franz describes this situation as a 'split' in the anima, where on one side we see an ideal untouchable goddess, and on the other, the lowly 'easy' woman. Attracted to both, but never in the same face
>>43403397i'm not reading all of that leftoid propaganda
>>4340368410 tons of screeching harpy talk vs a simple "I care, I want you safe and happy"
>>43403886kill yourself namefaggot
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>>43404016oops selected wrong pic lol
Silly moon mare.
So we're back at the limit.See you in the next thread.
New thread when?Can't make one myself at the moment.
>>43404687We've got time until page ten, but if no one makes one before then I might fill the gap. Don't have access to my horsefolder in its entirety so I'll probably pull from something posted here.
>>43404687Perhaps this thread should take a break for a bit.At least until the G6 crap dies down and the threadshitters find something else to do.
nu mare>>43404937
>>43404939Thanks.
