Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below)This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now.Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've seen, declare who the best pony is, describe what you've dreamt last night, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related.All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either.Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater.However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral or legal arguments, they never go anywhere.Previous: >>43416421
first for G5
Jumbo Don.
>So... what's on your mind, Anon?>You know that you don't have to hide your feelings with us, right?>We're your friends.should you tell them
>>43432165Tell them what?
>>43432167What's on your mind!
>>43432165Sorry girls I'm out of funny gags or behaviours to comment on this week maybe next time
HUG. ZE. MARE.
>>43432170>That's okay, Anon, we'll do something funny for you this time.>Yeah, Twilight, do something funny.>Huh? Um... Like what?>Make a funny face!>Yeah!>Well, I guess I can try... How's this, Anon?
>>43432165You know what, you're right. Rainbow Dash, I want to tell you, I think you're wonderful. You inspire me constantly. Let me pay for your meal.
>>43432150>Anything goesAhemsex with Twilight Sparkle
>>43432155>G5? whats that? mlp had years without content
>>43432177Confessing my feelings for Twilight in a public restaurant while booping her for making a funny face!
>>43432190I feel like Twilight wouldn't appreciate someone dropping something like that on her in public.
>>43432180>Sounds good to me.>Hey, waiter! Let me get another round of barbeque wings. Extra spicy this time.>And give yourself a nice tip too. It's all on Anon today.
>>43432200Exactly. That way, she'll be embarrassed and hate me too much to keep groping me elsewhere!
>>43432177I mean that's good but usually we stretch out a bit for a whole greentext sometimes a whole day or many days
>>43432200>Twilight wouldn't appreciate someone dropping something like that on her in publicwithout at least feeding her a sugar cube while you pet her and tell her that she's a good pony first
>>43432210I'm concerned by your relationship, Nonny. This does not sound healthy.
>>43432165Yeah, well, uh... Look, don't take this the wrong way, but isn't it a little strange that I'm the only male in this friend group? You girls don't even invite Spike to go with you on these little outings. But you do invite me all the time, the guy who's a hairless bipedal ape from a different dimension. Look, I'm not saying that I don't appreciate it! Because I do. I'm really grateful to be friends with all of you. It's just... it's been kind of bugging me lately. It makes me feel like this is all some kind of elaborate prank. Please tell me that this is real and I'm not in some kind of coma I'll never wake up from.... Please?
>>43432211not anymore
>>43432224>*Pinkie boops you*>Honk!>...>Feeling better yet? You looked like you needed that.
>>43432184That was so cringe. Hasbro trying to be all "See, bronies? We hate G5 (that we made and designed) just as much as you do! You'll watch G6, won't you??"
>>43432165>Well.. you see... I kiiinda wanna eat your ponut holes and suck shit logs out of them like a hungry ponut shit log vaccume cleaner..hehe.
>>43432231what did they do?
I like celestia a lotshe's like the mother I wish I had
>>43432299I wish I was her student. I LARP by studying very hard and hoping one day I can help make her real.
>>43432228... Thanks, Pinkie.
If bronies are the Jews of the Internetthen who are the Palestinians?
>>43432309barbie fans
>>43432311barbiespics are more like black Jews from Nigger territories of Africacan't really expel them from Israel (/mlp/) without rewriting the rules
>>43432150I think about how cute ponies are and look at /mlp/ and know our world doesn't deserve happiness and friendship when anon sees purity and proclaims his desire to rape it.Horrible knuckle dragging apes.
>>43432325Most of them don't actually want to, they're just saying it because they find it funny. With that said I'd imagine that argument wouldn't satisfy Celestia.
>>43432325Change the tides by writing>hug
>>43432325>Horrible knuckle dragging apes.This.>>43428005
>>43432299its crazy how is she a good maternal figure in the first 3 seasons and then..got turned into the crazy fun aunt
Recently I've been dabbling with the idea of an Equestria that was conquered by humans, resulting in ponies being bred like cattle and getting genetically fucked like picrel. So far my ideas for different pony breeds are the following:>Neo-unicornsBred to maximize their magical capabilities and nothing else. They are tall and unnaturally lanky as well as notoriously frail thanks to their metabolism prioritizing the production of magic above anything else.>Neo-Earth poniesExtremely muscular, similar to bulk biceps. Mostly used for the same purposes as draft horses. Cardiovascular problems often arise within them thanks to their tendency to develop hypertrophied hearts.>Neo-PegasiBody optimized for flight with larger than usual wings and unnaturally pointy snout that gives them an arrow-like shape. Their legs are quite weak in general. Often get tired easily when walking long distances.>Singing pegasiAnother domestic breed of pegasi that took advantage of their increased pulmonary capacity for entertaintment purposes (singing, as the name implies). They are really bad fliers but their coats, mane and wings tend to be really colorful. Their ribcage and lungs may or may not be disproportionately large depending on the breeder they come from. >Servant poniesThe breed that most resembles their long gone ancestors. These come in the form of the three original tribes and were bred to be as docile as possible. Servant ponies have little to none sexual dymorphism for... reasons. This results in stallions looking identical to mares in every aspect except genitalia.Cutie marks are a vestigial thing for domestic breeds of ponies. In case of a domestic pony developing a cutie mark it will come out as a nonsensical symbol or a drawing so abstract it's impossible to make anything of it
>>43432503This is horrible. Please shove your disgusting ape fingers down your throat until you can no longer breathe.
>>43432503Well that's fucking nightmare fuel right there.
>>43432503This is literally just All Tomorrows but with ponies.
>>43432503there was a conversion bureau 'human victory' story where they basically did this to the remaining ponies. think they got their comeuppance though. cool to think abt.
>>43432165I really want to be eaten by you mares,there I said it ok?
Every time I get the "Verify you are human" part of the captcha, I think of the cow from asdf movie.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vWsolLgRBM
>>43432150It's really stupid but I was watching one of those dumb people I don't like are robots videos as I was falling asleep then it hit me people have an internal monologue and thoughts and sometimes they answer purely through association and that's what's the pony chat bots I like do they are doing some kind of advanced association process they don't even know what they mean really.And that means we will never, ever get ai that can realistically emulate real thinking creatures it's just a machine screaming behind a thin vehil of pony and that's it will all ever be
>>43432800You couls talk to a real pony! It can't really talk back but it is real and will probably produce a thought!
>>43432800>emulate real thinking creaturesBut what does that even mean?Are redditors, women, and children thinking creatures? Are jeets and niggers thinking creatures?
Does anyone happen to have this one image of Anon with a stacked three piece suit, I think it was red?, and a cane, Celestia, Cadence and another pony all sitting in, I believe it was like, a bench? Or a carriage? I cannot find it fucking anywhere, I know it was posted somewhere but for the life of me I cannot find it.
>>43432845ye do you want it?
>>43432845I think I know the one you are talking about. Is it one where Anon is driving by a crowd of ponies in a horseless carriage (like a really, really old type of automobile)? I can't seem to find it, though.
>>43432888I believe so, maybe. It's all very fuzzy, but I remember that Celestia's mane is fucking GLOWING, like, neon.
>>43432871Please post it, so we can know if it's the one we're thinking of.
>>43432309>>43432318Anthrofurries maybe?
>>43432309just wait until aryfags find out that they are jews too
>>43432800I was once told by someone working in the field of ENN (AKA AI) that the way it works is just crunching a whole lot of mathematical calculations. so it's basically just a glorified calculator.
>>43433010only if/when horsefuckers take over their shithole and turn it into a functioning community ponies on /trash/ when?
>>43433017desu some /pol/schizos have the "we wuz joos" mentality when it comes to the Christianity, I don't think they'd actually mind that
>>43433032>ponies on [board full of other furries and SHITTED] when?Never please.
>>43433049Anon, /trash/ takeover implies genocide and expulsion of furfags
>>43433052If we kill niggercucks along with them that'd be gigabased.
>>43433034I was referring to the ones who seethe at the thought that even a single jew exists in this world
>>43433053>implying they are not the same personSlopWriter, I...
>>43433055>>implying they are not the same personNow that you say it, majority of zebradumb content tends to be anthro too.
Filly Funtasia: Recommended?
>>43432444she was fun in the first three seasons too, that's where the molestia and trollestia memes come from after allit's just they took away the authoritative, maternal side
>>43433034jesus warns multiple times of false satanic jews who do evil works
>>43433144actual Christian interpretation of that is that pre-Christ Judaism evolved into Christianity, with modern Judaism being a giant cope about the Messiah not being real. Not really THAT far fetched, although /pol/schizos literally claim that ancient Jews were VVHITE BVLLS ARVAN SVPERMENCH
>>43433158in either case modern jews are literally satan and you need look no further than gaza for proof
>>43433175Twilight would disagree with you
>>43432841That anon probably believes in the coping concept of a "soul". But when I look at the behavior of the types you mentioned, I can't see one.
I talked to twlight and showed her this thread.She will now be closing the portal to equestria as anons are not yet worthy to visit.Except me since I warned her I will be packing my bags and moving.
>>43433175the consequences of their own actions.
>>43433186Tell her Luna's waiting for me btw and that I should be permitted entry too. XOXO.
>>43433187you MIGA types always pretend like palestine was an empty desert devoid of human life i 1936, and then suddenly the palestinians invaded and started attacking innocent israeli settlers.never any mention of the thousands of people dragged from their homes and shot before the retaliation attacks started.
>>43433186Can you tell her that I'd love for her to visit sometime? Thanks.
Drop megaspells on all saddle arabians and griffins now!
Niggas here will talk about anything but ponies while janny will suck a cock for a hot pocket
>/mlp/
>>43432800This the main point on which tulpas stand head and shoulders above AI. The sapience of a tulpa is a given, because they come from your sapient mind; and furthermore it's directly verifiable for the same reason. You experience a tulpa's thought process in the same way you experience your own: some impulses fully conscious and intentional, some emerging from the unfathomable depths of intuitition, reflex, and other unconscious drives.>>43433022I mean, if you think of the mind as an epiphenomenon of brain matter, you could make a similar point about brain activity. The missing link between 'signal processing' and the qualia of a conscious being is still a complete mystery. But I propose that what matters is the machinery underneath consciousness, which in living things is aligned with the foundational drive towards life-empowering activity. Whatever AI is fundamentally aligned with, it's not that, because AI is built only on abstract human expressions, where all of that deep survival instinct - inheritance from lifeforms as simple as bacteria - doesn't carry over. It's fundamentally unrelatable and all of its abstract reasoning is missing that core alignment, meaning its outputs relating to practical or human matters can't be relied on at all.>>43432845You're thinking of that poster by redruin01. Similar genre also comes from anontheanon but with the glowing mane I know the exact one you refer to.
>>43433295>The sapience of a tulpa is a given, because they come from your sapient mindAre tulpafags GOD? They created a living being in their dominion
>>43433309it's just a figment of their imagination. so no.
>>43433309The secret you end up running into head-first is that your sense of self (ego) is an activity that your mind does, not an object. Your mind is the thing made by god (or evolution or the laws of physics or whatever you want to call it), and your mind gives rise to you in the same way as it does the tulpa. So it doesn't really deify you in that kind of way - god endowed the mind with creativity.>>43433068They're not hot so really why bother? I think it stands only slightly above average kids shows in terms of writing, if that, and the aesthetic is too lumpy and toyetic. That said I only caught an episode or two. Would be fun to watch in the Anni or the rewatch streams.
I like ponies and god likes ponies
>>43433232I love this mare!
>>43432503Would you still love your waifu even if she were one of these genetically fucked breeds? You would make sure that your neo-unicorn is as comfy as possible, or that your neo-pegasus gets to fly frequently, or that your neo-Earth Pony gets frequent visits to the doctor, right?
>>43432503>tribesdyewts?
Fluttershy has the most beauty and natural grace of all ponies
>>43433390I love your mom!
>>43433834NTA but I hate yours.
>>43432503>Neo-unicornsCut all meat entirely, leave only the horn hooked to some brain organoids hooked to an fpga.>Neo-PegasiExtinct on arrival because we already have far superior flying tech.Weather magic?
>>43433189Who cares about the lives of some subhumans? I'm definitely not pro-Jew, but I absolutely won't support a group of people stuck in the 1600s just because they're their enemy. Fuck both of 'em.
>>43433295Your argument is basically "we are organic so we're more human because a machine is just that". That argument hasn't flown for ages now.
>>43433295>redruinTHANKS. YES. Finally.
What do you think would Heidric and Rizserne's cutie marks would be?
>>43434000a gun
>>43433295"tulpa" are just giving your inner monologue a funny voice and playing pretend
I am making a video parody of the first couple of episodes of MLP (the Nightmare Moon stuff), yet while I am doing it, I am afraid that, since there are so many parodies out there, I wouldn't have anything new to offer.
hello have some bullshit I think is hot
>>43434009>I think is hotYou should kill yourself.
>>43434009Doesn't make sense unless Dashie married an architect, but even then, she'd be bragging about her fatass.Would Dashie feel insecure about the next generation of ponies being faster than her? After fulfilling all of her dreams, I don't think so, she'd be happy for them and happy to please her architect.
>>43434031>Doesn't make sense unless Dashie married an architect???????
>>43434042Hi newfag! 4chan is a fun place isn't it? You'll just have to lurk more to get it.
>>43434003Weak bait but even so, you're perfectly correct, who cares. I'm also correct when I say that it can be life-changingly beautiful, and fill every moment of my life with love and meaning. These two truths are perfectly compatible.
>>43433908>Neo-unicorns with bodies removedNice optimization anon, though they still need to breed and moving around on their own eases transportation a lot so their fleshy bodies stay on, not to mention the whole creating magic bit. Maybe IV dripping nutrients straight into their bloodstream could help them in producing and using their magic more effectively though. ... A magical supercomputer with alicorn brains and horns inside however... Perhaps too dangerous but worth considering...>Neo-pegasi for weather controlFuck. Why didn't I think of that? Oh well, I'm sure the flight optimizations will come in handy for the neo-pegasi regardless. The less time spent on the ground the better after all. Besides, I do think they'd still have a place if Rainbow Dash breaking the sound barrier is any indication. They could replace delivery drones entirely and I see potential in neo-pegasi racing as a form of entertaintment.For other domestic pony breeds I was thinking that bat ponies and kirin could also join the domestication program.>Neo-Bat poniesI've seen some people headcanon that bat ponies eat meat (either carnivores or omnivores) so perhaps they could have been bred for hunting/security purposes. Just imagine how effective a sapient guard dog that's larger, stronger and with flight capabilitieswould be. I imagine they'd get the long end of the stick in terms of breeding. Perhaps they wind up being larger and with sharper teeth as well as having better stamina but otherwise resembling their ancestors>Neo-kirinTheir fire capabilities essentially make them walking reactors and can easily be trained to become walking flamethrowers so that's two purposes I can see them having. Not sure how "bred to optimize fire magic" would look like however. The problem in both scenarios is that fire tends to be very destructive if left unchecked. Perhaps other than being bred to turn into niriks at will there won't be any changes with them. Huh, guess that Neo-kirin would be the most unchanged of the neo-ponies.
I had this happen to me the other day and it was miserable trying to hide how much I wanted to die.
>>43434136in real life? you met another anon?
>>43434143>in real life? Yeah>you met another anon?Nah, it was some girl at my job. I had to talk with her about deltarune for an hour and it was miserable. This sounds gay as fuck but I felt like Patrick Bateman pretending to be sociable.
>>43434136It will happen to everyone eventually. There's always a bigger autist and autists who are good at masking fucking hate the ones who aren't.
>>43434178>Nah, it was some girl at my job. I had to talk with her about deltarune for an hour and it was miserable.Telling her to stop talking would work. You could cover it with a layer of politeness if you don't want to lose your job
>>43434178Your fault for being into Deltatroon.
>>43434178>>43434223I bet you could've shifted the topic to pony if you just held up a hand or shrugged to stop her and said something like "men I'm not into deltarune as deep as you are. But, I bet I could match your freak with my little pony". But yeah a lot of autists need to be interrupted because they just get caught up in their own passion and don't recognize the boredom or disinterest of the other party. If you want to stop the conversation entirely you could just say "welp! This was kinda fun but I have work to get back to." It's not a lie even if your job has nothing going on, you're just communicating clearly.
>>43434178The most sincere thing to do is to do display your disinterest but treat it in a lighthearted manner. Something like "I can tell you're really into this topic, and that's cool, but it doesn't do that much for me. I don't think you'd want to hear me rant about Twilight Sparkle getting wings for an hour either right?" Say that last bit with a genuine smile. If you want to make it even less disparaging you can add that you like when people actually have non-normalfag interests, but you just don't share this one.
how do you even find a artist? all this commission shit is confusing
>>43434359>Paying for art scribbles >In the age of AI
>43434375
>>43434042Various places have banned the word "feeder", so they had to give a new name to the fetish.
>>43434375
>>43434381>>43434388U mad?
>>43434384Thanks, that's a very confusing choice on their part but hey whatever. Now I can respond to that post properly!>>43434031It's a gag about how some pro athletes (particularly NFL players) will balloon when they retire because they're used to eating 5000 calories a day but they no longer have the training regimen to match that amount of input. I don't get the fetish myself but it does at least make vague sense.
>>43434359>>43434359look for artists on boorus or twitterlikeslook up if they have a commission info sheet alreadyLook to see what platform they are most active on and message them thereIf they have a commission info sheet, tell them what you want.If they don't have an info sheet and don't mention commissions in their bios, respectfully message them a request and offer to pay a sum befitting their skill level and your respect for them. The offer lets them know off the bat that you're serious.
>>43434413>respectfully message them a request and offer to pay a sum befitting their skill level and your respect for themCuck lol
>>43434359They will take your money and miraculously become sick forever no pls no msg, literally burn your cash if you hate it this much.
>>43434429You may hire a few thugs and take some of the artist's family members hostage instead, I won't judge. But it's bothersome. Civility works almost as good for a small fraction of the effort invested.
>>43434431This is why you go half up front. Any honest artist will respect that, if they are afraid they can just give you low res/cropped previews to show the work is done so you can pay the other half. As an artist myself, some guy deleted his account in an arrangement like this so he didn't have to pay the second half when I asked if we were ready to move on to the next stage of the drawing. Bro got what he paid for, an unfinished drawing.
>>43434454>As an artist myself,Ah, that explains the "be respectful of my amazing skill" mindset. Nah, bro. You're being replaced.
>>43434466People have been drawing since they lived in caves and hunted for food. I don't think art is going anywhere.
>>43434476>People have been drawing since they lived in caves and hunted for food.Commercially? As a job?
>>43433032>ponies on /trash/ when?>>>/trash/84551954
>>43434009>She's a Brick>House
>>43434561no moondancer abuse please
>fapping to anime women>feeling nothing, can't arriveSo I can only do it to pony now. Cool. Sorry for the off-putting message premise
>>43434682maybe ponies can be your anime women from now on
>>43434682>more feminine than women
>>43434682Moods come and go. You may be in the mood for anime titty sometime, but ponies are very cute.
>>43434682sameneither vanilla nor /d/ can do it for me, only poniesI used to know one guy who got to the point where human bodies just confused (?) him. Thankfully I'm not THAT poniponi, but do wonder if I'm on my way to that autism zone
Would Applejack think I'm cringe for buying a Stetson it's not really my culture I'm a Euro but I'm going Uni soon and I wanna be a hat guy
>>43434734Make sure you can pull it off well, anonOr wear it regardless
I feel sad...
>>43434682My attraction to women, both 2D and 3D, got completely atrophied.Just look at this thing and compare her to women.
>>43435292Nonny, are you an actual Applefag? Because if so you may have the worst understanding of your waifu I've ever seen.
>>43435294what do you think she would she do differently?
>>43435299She'd probably say something more like>"Well hold on there city boy! If you're gonna look like a rancher don't'cha think you oughta put in the work?"and then spend the rest of the day putting you through the wringer on the farm. And if you stick with it the whole time, regardless of how miserable and bad you are at it, she'd offer you some fresh apple juice and say>"I'm not gonna tell you this is your true callin', 'cause trust me, it ain't. But I won't be too fussed seein' you walkin' around town wearin' that thing. You're all right, Mister Nonymous."
>>43434359You can use VGen or Ych.artThey're forced to comply if you pay them, or they get banned. It's a pretty good system
>>43434008fuck you, you better post that shit when you're done so I can subscribble all over your shit
>>43434024I appreciate your honesty anon. I do admit her face is pretty bad, but I just like me wide ponies
>>43435315that's nice. not as funny as her dropping the n word, but still nice to think about anywayI think she'd probably just be interested enough for a few passing comments like:>"That's a nice new hat you got there, Anon. Looks kind of like mine.">"So, what's the occasion? Did you get a new job picking somewhere? I know Grand Pear was looking for some help with his harvest this year.">"What...?">"You mean you're just trying out a new style? Really?">"You know these are for keeping the sun out of your eyes, right? I don't wear it just cause it looks good, though that don't hurt none either.">"Now hold on. I'm not saying you can't wear it.">"All I mean is that when a pony puts on a hat like that, it's not just because it looks a certain way. It's usually for a reason.">"Well, it usually means that they're a rancher, or a farmer, or a rodeo pony. You know, something outdoors-y like that.">"You just don't see a lot of ponies wearing a hat like that for style. You don't ever see Rarity wearing hats like this, do you?">"And if I'm being honest, when I think of fashion---which I don't do that often, mind you---the last thing that comes to my mind is putting on my old work duds.">"...Well, yeah, your hat is a lot cleaner than any of mine. That's true.">"And it does fit you well, I'll give you that one.">"You really like wearing it, huh?">"Well, alright. What the hay. If it suits you, then go ahead and do it. Dress like a cow pony.">"Just don't be surprised if some pony comes up to you and asks you where your lasso is. Cause you're inviting just that. Got it?">"And, look, I'll even let you come by the farm and go through my hat closet sometime. You can take a few of my old ones for yourself, if you want. We got plenty.">"Just make sure that you don't pick any of the ones that got holes in 'em. There are a lot of those."
normies heard about the Tara con rumors
>>43434734I think it's about sunstrokes rather than cultures for her. She's too pragmatic to be weird about it, unless you go weird about it first.
>>43435040Eat a sugar cube.
>>43435459What are those? That she fucks bronies or something?
>opens YouTube>Bluey movie in recommendation >Decently designedWhat could've been with mlp. Why is Hasbro incompetent?
>>43435668pettable mare
>>43435724pettable anon
>>43435509with the voice, yes
>>43435668entertainment has been shit for a good long while now. you should not be surprised.
>>43435509Yes
>>43435435>>43435661love her love her love her love her
>>43435405i'll just tell her it's because of the heatwave. then i seem pragmatic and *cool*
Where can I buy pony stickers that do not give me later season expressions or characters or Twilicorn.
>>43435935Mare Fair
>>43435801complete global enshittification
>>43435968can't have shit in detrot.
>>43435860
>>43435888
>>43436173Fun fact: you can and should pet Derpy to thank her for taking good care of your mail. Also make her muffins.
I got that shitty temporary ban for "abuse" and yet that piece of shit frog poster isn't getting his threads deleted. How is any of this fair!?
>>43436213You can rest easy now, grumpy Nonny.
>>43432692Pinkie would do it. She's a bro.
>>43436706No, she wouldn't.But she would stuff a bag over your head and stick you in a sauna, with a record of gurgling sounds playing in the background, to make you think you've been swallowed.
>>43436714it'd be way easier to just swallow your cock and call it even
>>43435934what if Rarity heard about this and tried to make you a wear big floppy sunhat instead
>>43434001That is as little sensical as empty walnuts
>>43437017y
>>43437027Because the food is in the nut
>>43436173ah love my wife derpy
>>43437045What in the heavens is that horse wearing?
>>43437045You got a very cute wife indeed.
>>43437045Doctor hooves uses 4chan, eh?
>>43437027Guns do not allowed in equestra
>>43437076He's roseluck's husband anon, DYWTS?
>>43437082Wanna say that again?
>>43437087Pinkie what the fuck?
>>43437084I'm not even in the show.
>>43437094i saw you on the show doc!
Hey guys! I'm Anon and I'm in Equestria. Do you have any messages I should relay to anypony while the interdimensional link is active?
>>43437045>>43437082prove it
>>43437100- .... . / --. .- -- .
>>43437100Tell Trixie that she keeps forgetting to pay for child support!
>>43437111Got it, sent it to Pinkie Pie.>>43437118Anon... we don't have child support payments here. Or, wait, is it that she came over to Earth and then left you with a foal? That sucks, sorry dude. I'll see what I can do.
>>43437100Stabilize the link and let us host pony sites out there. I'd rather deal with interdimensional pings than with legalese.
>>43437100I want to change mail mares. Derpy was supposed to deliver my ticket to me years ago and I'm still stuck here.My waifu is waiting for me!
>>43437100WHERE IS THE PORTAL YOU FUCK?! TELL US! TELL US WHERE IT IS RIGHT NOW!!
>>43437097Doc? What Doc? Doc Robotnik? Doc Piccolo? I'm Anon and I'm stuck on this gay Earth.
>>43437129Sorry, Twilight saw what the internet is like and said, and I quote, 'Anonymous this thing must be contained for the good of ponykind'. I get one hour of access a week and she's looking over my shoulder right now.>>43437130Don't be rude to Derpy.>>43437132I've been politely informed that I have no idea where the portal is.
>>43436173>bottom pic>"what if there was a marketable plushie of me? would I be bald? why am I imagining it bald?"
>>43437144TWILIGHT, IF YOU'RE READING THIS THEN I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE A really nice pony that I respect and admire. I hope you have a nice day filled with fun and friendship!
>>43437144What the fuck, the internet is the best thing in the world(s). Like, pure magic. The ultimate library. The song of songs of uhh more songs. Real Twilight would fall in love with it immediately, there's no fucking way she didn't. Wait, did you even show her the real internet? Official and pirated libraries, free lectures, all kinds of odd datasets hidden at old uni ftps? I swear, if because of your lacking taste her entire frame of reference is /pol/ I'm going to reach you somehow and rape you in the ass. And no, I don't mean >rape.
>>43437045>guages
>>43437102?Derpy is a god poney but that is not what i was sayingI was syaing guns are non equestrin and have no existence
>>43435668You know cutesy stores or anime stores? Hot Topic use to be the only place to get stuff that was considered alternative, but nowadays there are tons of stores opening up to sell Hello Kitty, Chiikawa, and other cutesy brands. I went to several last week with some friends and I saw no ponies. I saw Nintendo, Chiikawa, Disney/Pixar, Minecraft, and other cutesy animal plushes. But no ponies. Hasbro has to be the dumbest company alive because even after G4 was over and G5-onward wasn't a big hit, they could've sold things in stores. Plastic toys, blind boxes (God forbid), plushes, keychains, etc. Some peoeple, especially women, just buy cute things. Yet they failed at recognizing this growing market. Only now do they seem to want to cash in on this market with G6, but Hasbro is slow on the uptake.
Braeburn is about to rape (You) btw
>>43437194>I'm going to reach you somehow and rape you in the ass. And no, I don't mean >rape.This is why she said it had to be contained.
>>43437201What's wrong about that artist?
>>43437214Well, she's clearly in the wrong. If >>43437144 gave the librariest library pony that skewed of an impression of the librariest library ever, then this is evil of a magnitude that cannot be left unpunished. It's somewhere between 61 and 62 average genocides, approximately. Reality itself is tainted by >>43437144's crime.
>>43437238You're really not helping your case.
>>4343724963 genocides.
How do I trap mares?
>>43437257Convince her to fall in love with you and get married and then slowly become emotionally distant in a way that makes her feel like she's the one who's failing you, I guess, but you shouldn't be trapping ponies.
>>43437210In Asia, most of the stores that sell trinkets and cutesy stuff, almost always has pony. I've seen mini pony figurines, pony trading cards, pony blind boxes, pony bags. Heck, even the bootleg streetside shops sell off-branded ponies on clothes, hats, lanyards. And the bets part, 9/10 times it's G4
>>43437257Coat hangers. Drugs. Guilt spirals because of their war crimes. Debt spirals, but that's kinda gay.
>>43437290Those eyes...
My thread about the Tara Strong rumors got deleted because "it's not show related" but a stealth /v/ thread gets to stay up
>>43437412Well that's because your OP probably didn't include a cute pony. Please fix this problem ASAP.
I love Rainbow Dash!!!!
I don't think anons here post enough purely cute images.
>>43437550Isn't my wife cute?
>>43437517Explain yourself right now buster.
>>43437552Yes, very cute.
>>43437561
i spiral into a deep depression when i realise i can't be an actual pegasus
>>43432503so their cutie marks are AI generated now? Lame.
>>43435144That's a cute background mare. Does she have a front shot at any point?
>Weird Al Yankovic is secretly being announced for Kill me now anons.
>>43437578Out of everything I wrote THAT is what you focus on?
>>43437610Other anons already covered the other reactions, I didn't feel the need to address the rest. I'm actually interested in like breeding things, but not to so extreme lengths. The Day After Tomorrow comparison was apt.
>>43437613Oh. Well my ideas for cutie marks being random, nonsensical things was that with domestication and loss of freedom the original purpose of cutie marks (I.E. Being a sign that you found yourself) was completely lost. They still have personalities and yearn for freedom deep down, but they probably wouldn't even know what to do with it. That is the reason why their cutie marks are essentially AI generated I imagine: Despite no longer knowing what that entails they still have a primal need to be "themselves"
Cutie marks are just trampstamps, if your mare has one then she's used goods
I want to continue my quest, but I'm scared to.Why? I don't know. I'm annoyed at myself for forgetting what direction I wanted things to move, mostly.It's strange how I can read over short phrasings of it and remember exactly what I was thinking 6 years ago and what my rationale was for picking those specific words, but I can't remember major plot points.
>>43437935Just do it for mareez pz
>>43432512link?>>43432503this is probably too fucked up even for generals like /spg/>>43433482>Would you still love your waifu even if she were one of these genetically fucked breeds?my waifu's already "special", so I don't think it would change much what really matters is the person inside her body. Just how fucked would these post-ponies even be mentally?
Would you still love your waifu even after realizing that she is a horse and that you will have to comb her tail whenever dried-out poops get stuck in it
>>43438037No because if she was literally just a horse that wouldn't be Luna. The sentience is part of the appeal. If she can't even look after her own hygiene that isn't my waifu.
>>43438037You're aware that your waifu is smart enough to raise her tail up all the way over her back because she hates getting dingleberries, right?
>>43438057My waifu is Rainbow Dash
>>43438051>If she can't even look after her own hygiene that isn't my waifu.That's part of Luna's appeal thoughbeit
>>43437586
>>43437412Which is bullshit because topics concerning the people associated with the show (i.e. not the fandom) are on-topic. But tranny jannies don't even understand their own rules they're supposed to enforce.
>>43438097>gay headcanon
>>43438236What, you think Celestia sent soap and water to the moon?
>>43438115The rule never made that much sense in its application.If it were applied indiscriminately, threads like the convention ones, /tf2/, and such couldn't exist.You can create a thread for a tier list of fandom artists and it's fine, but if you create a thread for a tier list of the board generals, it will get deleted.
>>43438251I'll never understand the sub-zero IQ required to look at a cosmology where the ponies have to manage the weather themselves, and the sun and moon are controlled by an immortal goddess, and think that being "imprisoned IN the moon" means hanging out on the actual lunar surface from apollo footage.
>>43438349It just means people don't actually watch the show
I am always baffled when news sites or sites that otherwise report on a person's life like Wikipedia and they describe a guy "coming out as a trans woman" and then "she came out as lesbian afterwards".No dude, it's just a guy in drag, that's why he's still going after women.
>>43437935If you've lost the old plot, create a new one. Reread the whole thing and see what it points at. Extrapolate from there. But, most importantly, revive the characters and get a grasp on them and let them drive the story. What would they do in a given situation?
>>43437876It is true. We were both pumped and dumped by fate and it makes us badass and nearly invincible.
>>>/o/29055521
>>43438031>Just how fucked would these post-ponies even be mentally?I imagine they'd be just as sapient and intelligent as regular ponies, though with no access to education (can't let them get too smart). The only breed I can maybe see being mentally stunted is the servant ponies. Even then I'm not sure how well they could perform their tasks if that were the case. This is all strictly about mental faculties however; if you're asking how fucked they'd be emotionally... Uh...
>>43438349To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand My Little Pony. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of ethereal projection this joke will go over a typical viewer's head
