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IS THIS THE RIZZ LIFE?
IS THIS JUST SKIBIDI?
CAUGHT IN A BACKROOM
NO ESCAPE FROM LIMINALITY
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>>121556255
STICK OUT YOUR GYATT
TAKE FANUM TAX
AND SEEEEEEEE
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>>121556255
I AM JUST A BABY GRONK
NO BODY RIZZES ME
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HE'S JUST A BABY GRONK FROM A RIZZLESS FAMILY
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>>121556255
kek
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>>121556255
BECAUSE I'M EASY GOON, EASY COOM, LITTLE HIGH, LITTLE BRO
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>>121556619
ANY WAY THE SUSSY BLOWS DOESNT REALLY FANUM TAX TO ME
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>>121556255
I appreciate you op
We should have more song parody threads
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MAMA JUST RATIO'D A MAN
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MAMAAA
I'M A SIGMA MAAALE
ONLYFANS THOTS GIVE ME HEAD
LIKE TOP G MY 'GATTI IS BLACK
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MAMAAA
THOT DAUGHTER OR GAY SON
BUT NOW I'M GONNA CHOOSE "MEN GOING THEIR OWN WAY"
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MAMAAAA
I ZOOOOOM
GONNA LEAVE THE 'TOK BEHIND AND FACE THE TUUUUBE
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I realize now that I fucked up, my bad
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>>121556753
MAMAAAA
I ZOOOOOM
HALF THE SCREEN IS FAMILY GUY
IF I DON'T, CAN'T CONCENTRATE FOR MY HOMEWORK
SCROLL SOME MORE, SCROLL SOME MORE
AS IF NOTHING'S REALLY POGGERS
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TOO LAAAATE, MY STREAM HAS COOOME
SEES XQC DOWN MY CHAT, 'BODY'S POGGING ALL THE TIME
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SPEED, KAI, CASEOH'S BODY
I'VE GOT TO GO
GONNA LEAVE THE 'TOK BEHIND AND FACE THE TUUUUBE
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TOO LATE MY COOM HAS COME
SENDS HEART EMOJIS ON THE PIC OF HER SPINE
MY BOD ACHED FOR ALLLL THE COOMS

GOODBYE EVERYBINARY IVE GOTTA GO
FINNA LEAVE THE SENPAI AND NOT CAP NO MO
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MAMA, I TROOOOON
I DON'T WANNA DIE
I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL
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>>121557480
MAMAAAA
I ALSO BOOOOOM
IM GUNNA DIE
I ALWAYS WISH MY TROON SONS WERENT BORN AT ALLL
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I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN
THAT'S A BULGE! THAT'S A BULGE!
WILL YOU DO THE FOUR-ONE THO?
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LIMINAL AND BACKROOMS VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME
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>>121556682
lmao
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>>121557631
kek
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>>121556255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__94DOuC4WY
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best thread on this board in 100 years
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IN OHIO
IN OHIO
IN OHIO
IN OHIO
IN OHIO KIA BOYS
MOM DOESN'T KNOW!
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I'M JUST AN E-BOY, NOBODY MOGS ME
HE'S JUST AN E-BOY FROM AN IRL STREAM
ENDANGER HIS LIFE, DONO ON TEXT-TO-SPEECH
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FREDDY FAZBEAR DEEP LORE, WILL YOU VAPE MANGO?
HASBULLA NO!
WE WELL NOT VAPE MANGO (BUT Y THO?)
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GOTH GF BOOBA, GF BOOBA
GF BOOBA, SHEESH ON GOD
A WHOLE ASS MOOD, WHEN DA SIS DONE SPILLED ALL OF HER TEA, HER TEA HER TEEEEEEEAA
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SO YOU THINK YOU CAN ICK ME AND RIZZ MY BAE
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN MOG ME AND FIT CHECK ME, YIKES
BRO BASIC, CAUGHT IN 4K BEING ZESTY
JUST GOTTA TOUCH GRASS, YOU'RE GONNA GLOW-UP KINDA MID YO
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OOF
OOF, DED, OOF, DED
BLUD'S BUSSY IMMACULATE, IN MY HEAD RENT FREE
BLUD'S BUSSY IMMACULATE, FR
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goated thread fr fr no skibidi
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>>121559069
I think this is why Jesus ain't coming back fr
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Personal opinion but IMHO these would match the original meter better like this:
>>121556448
>TAKE FANUM TAX
PAY THE FANUM TAX

>>121556516
>I AM JUST A BABY GRONK
I'M JUST A BABY GRONK

>>121556619
>BECAUSE I'M EASY GOON, EASY COOM, LITTLE HIGH, LITTLE BRO
BECAUSE I'M EASY COOM, EASY GOON, LITTLE HIGH, LIL STEPBRO

>>121556658
>ANY WAY THE SUSSY BLOWS DOESNT REALLY FANUM TAX TO ME
ANY WAY THE SUS BLOWS DOESN'T REALLY FANUM TAX ME

>>121557151
>SEES XQC DOWN MY CHAT
XQC DOWN MY CHAT
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I spitted my coffee during my office hours fuck you guys
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Include me in the screenshot
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edit: thanks for the gold
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posting in epic thread. well done.
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Le epic samefaggery
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wow
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Good fucking lord
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fun thread ruined by transphobia
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>>121561453
ummmmmmmmm yikes!
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mama, i just chucked a sneed
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whoever doesn't have an internal voice is missing out from this gem
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Fun thread. You guys are funny.
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>>121563222
take meds
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>>121561453
Rewrote them just for you

>>121557480
MAMA, I MEW
I AM NOT A CHAD
I SOME TIMES WISH I DIDN'T HAVE JAWS AT ALL

>>121557601
I SEE A LITTLE CRINGE NPC TRYNA FLEX
LET HIM COOK, LET HIM COOK
HE GOT TINY DICK ENERGY THO
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>>121558867
The fact that these could be rap lyrics and I'd have no idea is concerning
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2_oFE9ovNk
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>>121556516
I'M JUST A BABY GRONK
I MAKE FACE FILTER MEMES
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>>121556679
Say it louder for the people in the back.
A parody general would slap ong
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>>121561302
nah
really? you think so?
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the song that united humanity back :)
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>>121561453
based
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>>121561453
transphobia is a virtue
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>>121556448
>>121556516
>>121556658
>>121556682
what the fuck does any of this mean
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>>121574038
Gyatt means nice ass (from black people saying "god damn" as "gyatt dayum")
Rizz comes from the word charisma and basically means "game" or seduction.
A rizzler is therefore someone who's good at getting women.
Fanum is a guy who appears in the Twitch streams of popular streamer Kai Cenat, and regularly steals his food in a practice he calls "fanum tax".
Baby Gronk is a child famous for somehow being the mini version of famous football player Rob Gronkowski.
Sus is short for suspicious. Comes from the game Among Us or from African American slang for being suspected of being gay.
You get ratio'd when you post something on Twitter and there are more replies than likes or retweets, meaning that people don't like your tweet. Or maybe it means that someone's rebuttal to your tweet is more popular than your original tweet, idk I don't use Twitter.
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>>121556255
best thread on this board since maybe 5 years
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>>121557631
EMPTY MALL AND OFFICE VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME
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>>121575918
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>>121574175
based translator
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>>121574175
>Sus is short for suspicious. Comes from the game Among Us
It was revived by Among Us, but predates it by decades
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amazing
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>>121556255
i kekked out loud, great thread
put me in the 'cap
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>>121577069
this
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>>121556255

>Zoomers thought this passed for humor

Big oof
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>>121556658
KHABY LAME LOWKEY GOAT, I DON'T REALLY FUCK WITH MR. BEAST
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>>121574038
>look at me bro i don't know any of this lingo haha this is just TOO weird!
there's a reason why milliennials are named the "me! me!" generation
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>>121577069
Yes, and "Deez nuts" didn't start with the retarded guy on the phone but more people will associate it with him than a Dr Dre skit
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How many times are you gonna samefag your pathetic, desperate thread? Do you think everyone just suddenly forgot they removed the post count or something?
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Milliennial's eternal seethe over zoomers will never cease to make me laugh.
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>>121581414
>without the counter i don't know if there's samefagging or not, so I decide that there is
Legit schizoposting
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>>121561453
Transphobia is funny and based
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>>121557151
COOMBAIT, THIS TIME MY MOM
SENDS SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE, HER BODY, DANCING LIKE A TEEN
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now make suno slop

(Verse 1)
Is this the rizz life?
Is this just skibidi?
Caught in a backroom,
No escape from liminality.
Stick out your gyatt,
Take Fanum tax,
And seeeeeeee!
I am just a Baby Gronk,
Nobody rizzes me.

He's just a Baby Gronk from a rizzless family

Because I'm easy goon, easy coom, little high, little bro

Any way the sussy blows doesn't really Fanum tax to me.

(Chorus)
Mama just ratio'd a man,
MAMAAAA,
I'm a Sigma Maaale,
OnlyFans thots give me head,
Like Top G, my 'Gatti is black.
MAMAAAA,
Thot daughter or gay son?
But now I'm gonna choose "Men Going Their Own Way."
MAMAAAA,
I ZOOOOM,
Gonna leave the 'Tok behind and face the TUUUUBE.
MAMAAAA,
I ZOOOOM,
Half the screen is Family Guy.
If I don't, can't concentrate for my homework,
Scroll some more, scroll some more,
As if nothing's really poggers.

(Verse 2)
Too late, my stream has coooome,
Sees xQc down my chat, 'body's pogging all the time.
Speed, Kai, Caseoh's body,
I've got to go,
Gonna leave the 'Tok behind and face the TUUUUBE.
Too late, my coom has come,
Sends heart emojis on the pic of her spine,
My bod ached for alllll the cooms.

(Chorus)
Goodbye everybinary, I've gotta go,
Finna leave the Senpai and not cap no mo'.
IN OHIO,
IN OHIO,
IN OHIO,
IN OHIO,
IN OHIO, Kia boys,
Mom doesn't know!
Freddy Fazbear deep lore, will you vape mango?
Hasbulla NO!
We well not vape mango (but y tho?).
I'm just an E-boy, nobody mogs me,
He's just an E-boy from an IRL stream,
Endanger his life, dono on text-to-speech.

(Bridge)
So you think you can ick me and rizz my bae?
So you think you can mog me and fit check me, yikes.
Bro basic, caught in 4K being zesty,
Just gotta touch grass, you're gonna glow-up kinda mid, yo.

(Outro)
Deez nuts!
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>>121581566
Better:
>SENDS SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE, HER BODY, DANCING LIKE A TEEN
SENDS SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE, WHY'S SHE DANCING LIKE A TEEN?
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>>121581631
literally 21st century art
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>>121581631
You copied them all wrong and there are missing parts what are you doing
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Is this the rizz life?
Is this just skibidi?
Caught in a backroom
No escape from liminality

Stick out your gyatt
Pay the fanum tax and see

I'm just a baby Gronk
I make face filter memes

Because I'm easy coom, easy goon
Little high, lil stepbro

Khaby Lame lowkey goat
I don't really fuck with Mr. Beast (or xQc)

Mama
I'm a sigma male
Onlyfans thots give me head
Like Top G my 'gatti is black

Mama
Thot daughter or gay son
But now I'm gonna choose "Men going their own way"

Mama
I zoom
Half the screen is Family Guy
If I don't, can't concentrate for my homework
Scroll some more, scroll some more
As if nothing's really poggers

Coombait, this time my mom
Sends shivers down my spine
Why's she dancing like a teen?

Speed, Kai, Caseoh's body
I've got to go
Gonna leave the 'tok behind and face the tube

Mama, I mew
I am not a chad
I some times wish I didn't have jaws at all

I see a little cringe NPC tryna flex
Let him cook, let him cook
He got tiny dick energy tho

Empty mall and office very very frightening me

In Ohio
In Ohio
In Ohio
In Ohio
In Ohio Kia Boys
Mom doesn't know!

I'm just an E-boy, nobody mogs me
He's just an E-boy from an IRL stream
Endanger his life, dono on text-to-speech

Freddy Fazbear deep lore, will you vape mango?
Hasbulla no!
We well not vape mango (but y tho?)

Goth gf booba, gf booba
Gf booba, sheesh on God
A whole ass mood, when da sis done spilled all of her tea, her tea, her tea

So you think you can ick me and rizz my bae
So you think you can mog me and fit check me, yikes
Bro basic, caught in 4K being zesty
Just gotta touch grass, you're gonna glow-up kinda mid yo

Oof
Oof, ded, oof, ded
Blud's bussy immaculate, in my head rent free
Blud's bussy immaculate
Blud's bussy immaculate, fr

(Khaby Lame lowkey goat)
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>>121582071
>Blud's bussy immaculate
I read everything with a straight face until this line.
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>>121582071
if I put this in suno, what do I specify?
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>>121581974
wah wah faggot monkey

https://suno.com/song/74810609-25b9-48f3-aadd-dcc0e4794be4

Kino
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>>121582071
alpha gem
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Why can none of you faggots count syllables?
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>>121583145
they're prog fans, of course they can't count
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>>121583145
It has to:
>match the original meter
>rhyme with the original lyric
>be a sentence that makes sense
>be about the song's theme
>be funny
It's not going to be perfect every time, and if you have to compromise, having to fit a longer word by shifting it by a 16th or something is better than compromising on it being funny.
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Absolute gemerald thread.
>>121582071
Minor fixes
>I'm a Baby Gronk
or
>I'm just a Bab' Gronk
>I'm a sigma
>OF thots, they give me head
>Like Top G, my 'gatti's black
>But now I'm a man going his own way
>So you think you can ick me and rizz on my bae
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>>121583525
These fit better syllable-wise but imo sacrifice on the meaning or humor. I prefer the original ones.
All the current ones that don't fit with the original meter can still work musically by shifting the pauses a little, and it still sounds just as good pretty much every time.
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Butters stares at the table jpg
No no… pukes in the pit jpg
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>>121556255
This is what happens after a serious overload of prog. I was there in the 70s, it was progged up to the max, every guitar solo was a fucking math equation. It was heavy, I tell you! HEAVY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM0Nu_WkfRQ
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>>121582071
Zoomerian Rhapsody
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>>121583583
Alright, I can accept the first one. "A man going his own way" is a slight turn of phrase that's clear enough in meaning but looks clever. I hold to the rest.
>All the current ones that don't fit with the original meter can still work musically by shifting the pauses a little
In that case, I'd also suggest sounding out "liminality" as "lim'nality"
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>>121585655
I initially wrote MGTOW, since it's how the movement is usually referred to, but thought that people who don't already know it might not get it, so I wrote the full name in quotes to denote that it's a specific thing, so that it's not only immediately read correctly, but it's also explicitly about that movement.
Your reasoning about making it clever is great for normal lyrics that have layers and things "to get", but this is a silly parody song, and if you have to "get" a reference it detracts from the humor, which has to be pretty much instant, as the listener would have to get it as they hear the line, before the next one.
Also, sound-wise I think the old one fits better with how the syllables are emphasized. See pic related for how I would say it (with "their own" said in a single beat, almost like "th-ron").

>In that case, I'd also suggest sounding out "liminality" as "lim'nality"
Yes, that's how I say it, since it matches the emphasis on the same syllables in the original lyrics.
re-a-li-ty
li(mi)-na-li-ty

Obviously this is just my opinion, but I write a lot of these parodies (usually just a little snippet, very rarely full songs like this) and this is how I tend to prefer to do it.
I'm not even the OP so you're just as free to make your own version lol
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>>121582071
posting in legendary and hilarious thread
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>>121574038
kys boomer
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>>121584009
it's gen alpha actually
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zoomalphian gyattskibi
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>>121589303
Really? I hear zoomers say all these things all the time.
Only Skibidi Toilet is genuinely enjoyed by gen alpha children, but it's the zoomers who make memes about it.
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Bumping waiting for an anon to do a vocaroo of this song
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Light bump because I am working on this, gonna take a while because shit makes me laugh too much
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>>121593913
Anon who wrote most of it here.
I might do a shitty one later just so it's clear how it's supposed to be read when the syllables don't match perfectly.
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>>121582071
ok this is based
also /qa/ won
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ongezellig won btw
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>>121585973
>but this is a silly parody song
This is true. Maybe it's also a personal preference, but I think going an extra step is what really sets things over the top. Normally threads like this either go nowhere or there's a load of half-baked unfunny / irrelevant / clunky jokes.

While maybe not the best example, what this reminds me most of is something Rivers Cuomo regarding Say It Ain't So
>Pat actually helped write the first line. I asked him what was a two syllable word for “refrigerator”, not expecting a reply, and he immediately said “icebox!”
Have you ever heard "icebox" used in daily speech? Maybe but I haven't. So in place of a more commonly accepted term it's instead swapped for something that goes well alongside "cold" and "chill". But since we're just internet tismos fine tuning a meme, I imagine you'd only find people who understand everything, including that "a man going his own way" means the MGTOW movement, or those who see it as complete nonsense
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>>121597670
I don't disagree with anything, but I thing that saying the full name is funnier than the admittedly cooler "a man going his own way"

Honestly there are other things in the current lyrics that bug me as well, for example
>Little high, lil stepbro
That little high isn't really funny and should be something related to the cooming/stepbro thing. Maybe "help I'm stuck" or something, but it doesn't really sound good and it's not that funny.

>Half the screen is Family Guy
>If I don't, can't concentrate for my homework
It's more correct to say "if it's not" but then it sounds worse.
Tbh I initially wrote "I watch family guy, if I don't" because I misremembered and thought the original lyric at that point was "I don't wanna die" lol.

>Speed, Kai, Caseoh's body
>I've got to go
>Gonna leave the 'tok behind and face the tube
This is about leaving TikTok for YouTube, but the names are all streamers, not TikTokers.

>I some times wish I didn't have jaws at all
Might be better as "I sometimes wish I never had jaws at all", since it more closely matches the original line, but I don't like the additional "time" quality that's implied with the word "never", and if this was a regular sentence and not a song I'd say the "didn't" version.
I'm 50/50 on this one desu.

>Just gotta touch grass, you're gonna glow-up kinda mid yo
It would sound so much better if it said "just gonna glow up", but it detracts too much from the direct insult to the interlocutor's look/appearance.

>He got tiny dick energy tho
Saying "small" instead of tiny would make it match the syllable count better, but it would shift the emphatic syllables back, so the rest no longer match.
Originally it's:
>wi do fan dan go
With "small" it's more like:
>he sma en gy tho
Currently it's:
>he ti di ner tho
Between the two compromised I chose "tiny" because it sounds less bad than "small".

+ some other minor things

1/2
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>>121597670
Everything considered I'm pretty happy with how it turned out.
Because of the list of requirements here >>121583414 you can't always get it perfectly right, so you have to compromise on one aspect or another, and which one you prioritize is in good part subjective, so there are inevitably going to be things that to some people sound better if done one way, and others that would prefer them done differently.

2/2
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>>121597670
Another one:
>I see a little cringe NPC tryna flex
It doesn't really sound right, and saying "NPC cringe" would rhyme a lot better, but it kinda changes the sentence and makes it worse meaning-wise.
Also I can't pronounce "cringe tryna" fast lol.
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I'm considering a remix of the boys are back in town but it's the femboys are back in town, if enough pile onto the thread it should be peak kek
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>>121596287
I did a test recording but cringed too hard and now I'm in the hospital. Sorry.
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Could be a lot better but I'm no Freddie Mercury + AI voices aren't too great (especially the harmonies which I actually found an AI model of) but anyway fr fr no cap
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>>121598260
Jfc that intro is the most demonic thing I've ever heard
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>>121598289
Yeah thought so too, prob gonna remove that part and let "Freddie" just sing
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>>121598260
LMAOOOO
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>>121598260
you tried
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>>121598260
What accent is this?
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>>121561453
its not a phobia, no one is scared of trannies, they're just disgusting freaks
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>>121574175
A corruption of the word "God" has come to mean ass.
I agree with Schwab. Billions must die
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>>121601687
phobia can mean both fear and aversion
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>>121597994
Some of these you listed definitely bothered me too
>If I don't, can't concentrate for my homework
>I sometimes wish I didn't have jaws at all
I think the long story here is, Weird Al deserves all the praise he gets for his craft. And yes, FOOD!! is a really basic topic...but that also makes it a lot easier to work with. Oh and while we're at
>Like Top G, my 'gatti's black
Doesn't rhyme, and it's not even true. I checked and found it's orange. To avoid any attempted forced rhymes there, we can go for a much easier fix
>A Top G, my 'gatti's red
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>>121604511
>Weird Al
Yep.
But like every musician knows it's not always a matter of delivering a masterpiece every time, but to work on a large volume of pieces and throw away the unavoidable bottom N% while keeping the best for release and whatnot.
Especially when it comes to parodies where you're often working with strict limitations and it's not necessarily your fault if you can't come up with a banger.

>black
>red
FUCK what a blunder lmao. I'm considering sudoku for rhyming head with black instead of red.
Thanks I guess lol
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>>121604511
I like "Like Top G" because it implies that the narrator bought into the Sigma meme and is actively trying to be like Tate (which he idolizes and calls the "Top G"). "A Top G" also kind of implies it but not as much. Maybe "Pure Top G" could work (and it alliterates with the original "pulled"), but it has the same problem.
IMO the inaccuracy is less of a problem than the alternative.
What do you think?

The red thing definitely warrants an update, so I'm also changing a couple things
- "little high" into "little sus" (since the reference to sus was removed, and it makes more sense for the phrase).
- "If I don't" into "If it's not"
- "didn't have jaws" into "never had jaws"
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>>121604511
Alternatively:
>half the screen is family guy
>or i can't pay attention for my homework
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Bump for audio
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>>121598120
Guess it's shaved so that's not gay
Them one-eyed boas, feminine and pretty
Haven't changed, still fully straight
But man, I still think them catboys crazy
They were askin' if you were around
Your pronouns, where you could be found
I told 'em you now live in greektown
Drivin' all the old men crazy

Femboys are back in town (femboys are back in town)

I said (femboys are back in town)
(Femboys are back in town)
Femboys are back in town
(Femboys are back in town)
Femboys are back in town
(Femboys are back in town)
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Is this the rizz life?
Is this just Skibidi?
Caught in a backroom
No escape from liminality

Stick out your gyatt
No cap, Fanum tax is lit

I'm just a baby Gronk
I make face filter memes

Because I'm easy coom, easy goon
Little sus, lil step-bro

Khaby Lame low-key GOAT
I don't really fuck with Mr. Beast (or xQc)

Mama
I'm a sigma male
OnlyFans thots give me head
Like Top G, my 'gatti is red

Mama
Thot daughter or gay son
But now I'm gonna choose "Men going their own way"

Mama
I zoom
Half the screen is Family Guy
Or I can't pay attention for my homework
Scroll some more, scroll some more
As if nothing's really poggers

Coombait, this time my mom
Sends shivers down my spine
Why's she dancing like a teen?

Speed, Kai, CaseOh's body
I've got to go
Gonna leave the 'tok behind and face the tube

Mama, I mew
I am not a Chad
I some times wish I never had jaws at all

I see a little cringe NPC tryna flex
Let him cook, let him cook
He got tiny dick energy tho

Empty mall and office very very frightening me

In Ohio
In Ohio
In Ohio
In Ohio
In Ohio Kia Boys
Mom doesn't know!

I'm just an E-boy, nobody mogs me
He's just an E-boy from an IRL stream
Endanger his life, dono on text-to-speech

Freddy Fazbear deep lore, will you vape mango?
Hasbulla no!
We will not vape mango (but y tho?)
Hasbulla!
We will not vape mango (but y tho?)
Hasbulla!
We will not vape mango (but y tho?)
Will not vape mango (but y tho?)
Will not vape mango (but y tho?)
Never, never, never, never vape mango
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Goth GF booba, GF booba
GF booba, sheesh on God
A whole ass mood, when da sis done spilled all of her tea, her tea, her tea

So you think you can ick me and rizz my bae
So you think you can mog me and fit-check me, yikes
Bro basic, caught in 4K being zesty
Just gotta touch grass, you're gonna glow-up kinda mid yo

Oof
Oof, ded, oof, ded
Blud's bussy immaculate, in my head rent-free
Blud's bussy immaculate
Blud's bussy immaculate, fr

(Khaby Lame low-key GOAT)



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