remember the good ol days when everyone shit talked aboht Lana? we need to go back
If her pussy tasted like cherry cola then, what does it taste like now? A&W? La Croix? Bathroom sink water?
>>121580104was the snl debacle era of lana shit talking or the fat lana shit talking era better?
Even though she is skinny again she is not hot like she once was. Curious. Aside from that I have somehow gone all these years without ever hearing her music.
Does /mu/ like lana I thought that would be to normie
>>121580407/mu/ doesn’t even like music anymore it’s just a worse version of /tv/
>>121580407In retrospect it's easier to see that Lana is one of the last mainstream artists we had who was putting out above average stuff while everything was going to shit.
>>121580104I am listening to Ocean Blvd for the first time coincidentally and it has some really nice songs. We can leave the trap beats on a few of those tunes, but lots of nice stuff.
Nala del Rey
i just listened to lana del rey ten years late and she is AMAZINGall the le wrong generation faggots here today will realize a decade too late that theres lots of good modern stuff
>>121580104dude start the /ldr/ general, i'll be here every time>>121581409this was me a year ago. she is easily the best pop musician of this generation. look on youtube for her unreleased stuff, there's a ton and you'll be amazed at how good they are
>>121580407shes a secret fav of mine
back when you could call a shit performer (which she is) and no one would bat an eye
>>121580104Lana isB A S E DA. ES. SE. AD E S A B
Lana is my national anthem
>>121580147Coke Zero Cherry, watered down with melted ice, in a 44 oz styrofoam cup, lukewarm
>>121580104I just shit talk about her fat asshole
nice, a lana thread. i've just crawled out of an eight-hour lizzy grant rabbit hole
>>121580104and now she is actually shit.they were right all along.hurts. : (
>>121580158by fat lana era she was already irrelevant
>>121581409>she is AMAZINGwaswas amazingshe's not amazing anymore. she doesn't play "Lana del Rey" as this cool Americana character, anymore. she's just a famous person who became a SJW.and she's singing songs that pay her mortgages, but she thinks are beneath her or reinforce the patriarchy or some shit
>>121580104If you're feeling nostalgic for those days, you can experience them again by reading Carles have a meltdown over her on Hipster Runoff>LanaBB officially redefined the core competencies of the ‘indie blogosphere.’>We used to be tastemakers. We used to be regulators. We used to be trustworthy. We used to be a valuable resource. Lana made it okay for us to post magazine covers. Lana Del Rey was pretty enough to post even the most irrelevant performance video. For the first time, Lana Del Rey took indie blogs over ‘the edge’, and made it okay for us to speculate about her physical appearance, which is way more interesting than trying to figure out if her artistic ambitions are ‘relevant’/pure. Basically, Lana Del Rey finally marginalized ‘the decently-enough-thought-out opinion piece’ into a worthless meme that any one could poop out.https://web.archive.org/web/20130204024827/http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/tag/lana-del-rey
>>121587547what are you talking about? her last album was great.
>>121587532care to share some interesting tidbits you uncovered?
Exposed by Coachella as bad as that kpop girl-group. megakek
>>121587616
lardy chonker
>>121587656well whats so bad about it? or do you just not like lana in general?
>>121580104big lana chungus
>>121587633She had a run in with Mephistopheles during her days in the New York underground, arguably during the absolute lowest points in her life. How many other thousands of fledgling artists existed on those streets at that time and in history, and how many exactly have emerged from that muck to become effectively the most iconic musician of the 21st century? Truly anyone who did would have demonic willpower, where everything else in their lives would be sacrificed to that will, which is why Lana often appears opaque in her later years, no one can get an exact finger on her personality because she has sacrificed it. Or rather her and Lady Gaga are both contenders for the Faustian bargain, ironically with the ostensibly "avant-garde" Gaga being the one to fully succumb to the type of schmaltzy, Old Hollywood showbiz stuff (Vegas revues, duet albums, blockbuster musicals) that Lizzy/Lana framed a great deal of her early persona around.
>>121587611She's hardly an sjw, come on now
>>121580104Lana was never good, she just had a few good songs accidentally
>>121588373Are you implying she's syphilitic?
>>121587611you are the weirdest poster ever, get over it>>121588373fanfiction, but at least this man understands the rarified air lana occupies>>121588435>she just had 200 good songs accidentally
>>121588435Cope.
>>121588373I can't find anything human about lady gaga. even her best catchy songs felt emotionally empty. But with lana del rey, even though people say she's fake, her songs are relatable, they express something real about life. at least thats how i feel.
>>121588646i'm not who you were responding to but very true anon, i agree. at first my bias and ego told me it must be ignorant modern whore music or something. then i listened more and was so pleasantly surprised. and to your point, she is quite a wise person in her way. she presents people how they are. often with counterproductive habits. so that a retarded music critic can say she's glamorizing domestic violence. whereas she has a much larger perspective, almost zen-like, that accepts reality as it is. she's so good. at first it made me think maybe i was discounting modern pop as a whole, like maybe i've been missing out on a lot of great stuff. turns out no, it's as bad as i thought, lana is just an outlier.
>>121580104Jesus christ Lana, stop shilling yourself here. Its how you get ants. DO YOU WANT ANTS, LANA?
>>121580104I'll still talk shit about her older stuff but her newer stuff is good, difference i guess I guess you hate her as a person probably because girls who listen to her wouldn't let you fuck them
mogged by the god damn irony jpop band on the smaller stage honest to god. we rejected carles' message because he told the truth
>>121587616I loved the last album, it should end in Margaret the last 3 songs felt extra for me, but it is a great album.
>>121589922my gf suck my dick like crazy with her older songs so Im tottaly cool with it.
>>121592342totally*
>>121588646gaga's fine, she's a sweet girl. beyonce and tswift are the soulless corpobots one should avoid at all costs. be wary of any female artist who has been relentlessly drilled in the performing arts by her parents since the day she learned to walk
shut ut brokie
>>121580407I FUCKING LOVE HER!
Anon, would you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?
>>121580104Any artists/bands semiler to Lana?
>>121580175From Lasagna Del Rey to Grandma Del Rey
>>121595032not that i know of. people will ridicule this but a few of her songs (UV-honeymoon era) give me a really nice cocteau twins feeling>>121597737why is she so perfect bros
>>121594971basedo. me too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTm67027slIthis song is underrated
Off to the Races is still a fucking kino song
Performative sadness was cringe when lil peep did it, and it's cringe when Lana does it. You only give her a pass because you want to fuck her. Making YOU a cringey faggot.
A fat middle aged woman can't do this, y'all recognize this right? RIGHT?
>>121600388Okay, Mark Grondin. We get that you're more than willing to invalidate her experiences because you hate her.
>>121600133>cases of Bacardi chasers>Chasin' me all over town>'Cause he knows I'm wasted, facin' time again at Rikers Island>And I won't get outHell yea
>>121597737lana tummy :D
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