>he listens to metal>STILL doesn't get why he has no sex
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>>121580898SHUT UP STRUMPET
I listen to metal and I have sex I don't know why you keep posting this shitty bait.
>>121581139How do you do it?t. virgin Bathory fan
>Listen to metal>score a sweet goth gf>???>profit
>>121580898>he thinks he's a woman
>STILL doesn't get why he has no sexOh cool, so on top of being the second worst /mu/ regular already, Sailor Troon's also an ESL
>>121580898>show my fat nieces my guitar collection and play them a few songs>they're all visually unimpressed>all 4 of them date black guysI'm definitely the lame faggy uncle.
>>121580898I’m a man though
>>121580898Have you ever had sex? Feel like the answer is probably a no. Maybe time to stop being so picky lol. >>121581011
Diapershitters - assblasted.Keep on winning, anime sexhavers
>>121586757>anime sexhaversTwo things that never go together.
>>121586757>>121586775It's delusional coping like with the heckin epic girl laughing at le long song thread is. "WHY AREN'T YOU THINKING ABOUT SEX ALL THE TIME THE WAY I AM!?!?!" The Incel screams.
>>121586775/qa/ lost
enter the face of metal
>>121586791>lefag alert
>>121587385The face of a homeless heroin victim
>>121580898>>121586775I watch anime, listen to denpa music, and I have sex.Metal is for edgy teens.
>>121587780Having sex isn't an accomplishment for people who aren't physically repulsive. If you brag about it like it is an accomplishment, well...
>>121584031>fatchecks out
>>121587838women tell me im attractive but wont have sex with me
>>121580898Industrial metal counts? I get a lot of pussy.
>>121589383industrial anything exists to enable bumping uglies after a sweaty night on the dance floor
>>121589449Nowadays most are pretty hot m8
>>121587780I kinda doubt it.
>>121587447Unable to discern tone alert
>>121587780>I have sexWith children, I assume.
>>121593363Safer to assume he's just lying.
>listen to metal>be brown>can't bag a goth girl because I'm not white with tats
>>121587780>>121593363Denpa music, like loli hentai, is meant as an outlet for pedophilic desires so that you don't actually have sex with children.